Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos 

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Oreo CEO: “You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.” Japanese Kit Kat CEO: “Hold my beer...”

Bereavement Oreos should be called “Soreo for your loss”.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” “And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer” “Am I Cassandra? Doomed Prophet, alone and unheeded by the weary world?” “Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and Unheard? Or do I end it?” Just a few raw lines from the CEO series

There’s dark chocolate Oreos now and every time I see them I’m like “bereavement Oreos” and I smile. Thanks collegehumor!

“A lot of people worked really hard” “Why?” That was the most genuine why I have ever heard.

“It’s Oreos, we work in a money factory” best line

Love how throughout the promo read Brennan's CEO character has a sort of inflection that is both "I am currently reading off cue cards" while also being "I am trying to sound as natural and rehearsed as possible". You can see it when he first says "we are not resting on our laurels", where there is a slight quivering in the voice, like he was reading off cue cards and processed what he was saying as he was saying it and did not agree with it.

Some of this may just partly be my fault. I came up with the idea of flavored cremes for Oreo's in 1997. A school project was to write a letter to a company either to complain about something or to praise them. I choose to praise Nabisco for Oreo's and then proceeded to suggest flavored cremes, with my initial ideas being Mint, Coffee, and Chocolate cremes. I received several coupons in the mail weeks later as a thank you for being a customer.

"A lot of people worked very hard." "Why?" That got me

"We work really hard." "Don't." CEO of my DREAMS

Out of all the CEOs, this one is my fave thus far. This CEO is mainly chill and concerned on his employees trying to make ridiculous ideas on new flavors of Oreos. When he just want them to stop and enjoy the pay checks of this unlimited producing money-making company.

I love how the most unrealistic part of this series is a ceo who actually cares about the wellbeing of his employees, telling them there's no need to work so hard, etc.

I'm 90% positive, that they just tell Brennan the premise of these ads, and all his dialogue is ad-libbed

I love that the CEO cares enough to remember Craig in Accounting's birthday

Well it’s a year later, and Oreo flavored Oreos are officially a thing. Way to go guys

The base concept of this video actually reminds me of how my world history teacher used to explain why empires kept exploding/kingdoms kept collapsing/etc: "Because a cookie isn't good enough." He used the analogy of Oreos and how they're effectively the perfect cookie on a conceptual level; they taste good, they're completely circular, they're good for dipping and overall simple but highly effective. Of course, the company that makes Oreos, and really most of humanity, can't just *settle* a lot of the time. And so we get stuff like in this video, where the company is trying to add new stuff despite them being in a position where they have everything they've ever wanted, or an empire/kingdom is trying to expand to cover more ground of the "more ground than they could ever put to use" territory they already possess. They could stop, right now, just keep making standard Oreos, and make bank enough for the people running the company to maintain basically any lifestyle they wanted as long as it was physically possible. A lot of empires were the same way, with the kings or emperors in play being fully in a position where the lest of their life could be in insane luxury, but they wanted more. Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires.

I'm just sorry they didn't mention "Cookies & Cream" flavor, an actual flavor. They actually made Oreo-flavored Oreos.

When Brennan says “hey gang” it makes me feel safe

Every now and then Oreo stumble upon a real hit, like Oreo Thins, and for that alone I thank the hardworking Oreo scientists

My favorite part (and it is so hard to pick just one) is the strawberry/ strawberry milkshake part. Every second of that section up to and absolutely, including the cut-off scream, keeps me rolling!! "You need to be able to explain to me the difference between strawberry milkshake and strawberry, or I'm going to burn the building down." 🤣😅🤣

It’s so weird seeing Brennan playing a CEO that wasn’t viscerally losing his shits and is just moderately upset

“We worked really hard on this” “Don’t.” Meanwhile the Oreo marketing team is snorting lines of crushed Oreo dust making new nightmare Oreos.

This is so on point I had to Google which of these flavors were real. I can't believe the Strawberry and Strawberry Milkshake thing wasn't made up. There's also a Strawberry Cream and Strawberry Shortcake Oreo for some reason. EDIT: And Google auto-completed "arbor day oreos", so I'm thinking I'm not the only one doing this 😂

"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" KILLED ME. All Brennan's CEO vids are golden, but this is the one that broke me.

His acting is actually insanely impressive.

Shoutout to this CEO Morale is so high he can't order his people to _stop working._

The fact there is 20 full minutes of Brennan acting to a list on dropout makes this even better

No lie, if someone showed up to a funeral home with bereavement Oreos for me, I’d be pretty grateful. I tend to eat my feelings so you’re saving me a trip to the store

"We work really hard" "Don't" Gets me every time

His descent into madness grows quicker...

They stole the perfect cookie 100 years ago

Brennan's perfectly cut scream at 2:53 is why you're here. You're welcome.

I was waiting for him to talk about the cookies and cream flavored Oreos. It’s literally an Oreo flavored Oreo.

There's absolutely no way you can convince me Brennan didn't suggest "Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

Kinda surprised they never did a build your own oreo kit. Small jar of the filling and a pack of the cookie parts, like a pack of Ritz crackers. This way you can use as much filling as you want.

I love how genuinely happy he is to talk to Craig

"Alot of people worked really hard" "Why?" Had me fucken dying.

'We work really hard...' 'Don't.' There's a whole economy class summed up in those lines.

It just hit me that he knew EXACTLY how to use the Bluetooth Oreo, no hesitation whatsoever! Not even a tentative raising to his ear between looking at it in confusion and twisting it open to use like an antique candlestick telephone. It's the little touches, man. 🤣

Me evey time a disney remake is announced: 5:35

"A lot of people have worked really hard." "Why?" My man has a point. OREOs sell themselves. The CEO and entire board could just be replaced with a sleeve of OREOs and the company would be fine.

“It has the consistency of an Oreo?” “Yea-“ “AAAH-“

"You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness" then continues listing oreos.

Brennan has the best scream

"You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness." Iconic quote. Instantly.

"We work really hard." "... Don't." Perfection.

"No, we're making crazy bullshit." I love it!

I saw “The Most Oreo Oreo” on Colbert last night and had to watch this sketch again. “We have built a temple to madness” indeed.

"you're going to need to explain the difference between strawberry milkshake oreo and strawberry oreo. Or I'm gonna burn the building down." I love how all the different CEO's have varying levels of insanity

“You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can’t see it makes me so sad” fuckin’ SENT me

You are a babbling fool and we've built a temple to madness." Is my new favorite quote.

2:49 is amazing

Every person working in the Oreo marketing department must be sweating right now.

"What do you mean people like Bereavement Oreos?" "Focus groups love the taste of them." "Yeah, Kyle. They're Oreos". This is so hilariously stupid that some marketing exec may have actually tried it at some point.

"We work really hard." "Don't."

- "We work really hard" - "don't" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This man is single handedly carrying CollegeHumor on his back.

“You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can’t see it makes me SO sad.” HONESTLY THIS LINE IS RAW

Love the fact that everyone of these CEOs don’t read the script first before shooting😂

This may be one of the most well written sketches of all. Time. Every part of this video is quotable. With the lines, and Brennan’s magnificent acting.. It just can’t get any better. If I named every memorable line in this I’d be reenacting the entire video! 😂

he came so refreshed, like he's been going to therapy and was at peace with himself... then oreo happened.

The packaging for those bereavement Oreos should say "We're sorry fOREO loss"

“We work really hard…” “Don’t.”

"We work hard." "Don't."

Carl actually seems like a decent guy. He genuinely cares about his employees and doesn't want them to work themselves to death.

"We could just make Oreos." "We are just making Oreos." "Nooo, we're making crazy bullshit."

I love these videos! brilliant idea, Flawlessly executed.

The one with the icing on he outside and a cookie piece in the middle sounds good, actually

“I have never been to a cookie aisle and not seen half the cookie aisle choked with a sinful glut of bullshit oreos” is such a powerful line and I will be using sinful glut in my vocabulary from now on

The insanely raw lines in this is amazing. "..and Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer!" "You have poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad." "You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness." "It's too much Craig."

This is one of my favorite videos on RU-vid EVER!

I so hope for more of these!

The CEO Series never dissapoints, Brennan is a Brilliant actor.

Brennan playing CEOs is the best thing to come out of college humor

Actually some deep wisdom in this skit. So many instances where something proceeds on inertia past the point where it's existence is pointless

As a bigger fan of the cookie than the cream/stuffing, i wish they made oreos that are just the cookie. Id go to town on those, maybe even throw them into the freezer and eat them super cold.

"It has the consistency of a milkshake, this cookie?" "No, more like a..." "Like an oreo, right?" "Yeah." [SHRIEK] _My sides are in fucking orbit_

"So, the milkshake, it has more, like, a milkshake taste." "Milkshake's not a taste." "It's a consistency." "It has the consistency of a milkshake? This cookie?" "No, it has the consistency of an-" "Of an Oreo, right?" "... Yeah."

Had to know...they make Matcha Oreos! Without wood shavings, even. If you're in the U.S., you can buy a very small number of them for possibly too much money from a few different online snack vendors. (Much to my horror, and probably that of Brennan's CEO here, there have also been Swedish Fish Oreos.)

I just heard about orea stuffed oreos and had to come back and watch this!

NEVER STOP MAKING THESE

"It has the consistency of a milkshake this cookie?" "No it has the consistency-" "-of an Oreo right?" "Yeah" **Inhale** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"A lot of people have worked really hard..." "Why?" 👍🏼👍🏼

"we worked really hard" "don't." The deadest of pans. Holy Schnitzel.

I'm a simple man I see Brendan doing a CEO video I click

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" Art.

This is possibly my favorite piece of acting on the internet. There's something about watching Brennan just losing his mind that is WAY too entertaining! I've seen it in many forms. This is my favorite. I feel like this video is the purest most refined essence of Brennan.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” is genuinely one of my favorite quotes ever. I have a master doc of quotes I love, and I always stumble across it and think “god, that goes so hard” and sometimes I forget where it’s from and have to look it up, and it always brings me back here, which kills me every time

This is like the most kind and caring CEO he's seriously telling them to go spend time with their family

i love the line "and alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" I love how dramatic brennen is with his acting

The timing on "a lot of people worked really hard-" "Why?" Killed me

I like how he actually stumbled on to the reason for all the varieties. The more Oreo varieties a store is expected to have, the less room there is for competitors in the cookie aisle. They functionally are advertising sure some people grab them but they also make it so oreos dominate the cookie aisle.

"It has the consistency of a milkshake? This cookie?" "No, it has the consistency of a..." "Of an Oreo, right?" "yeah..." *screm*

I like how there are multiple ways to interpret why Craig is working 80 hours a week. 1) Much like the marketing team, he is putting his all into the job despite Oreos selling themselves. 2) Because they work at a money factory, the accounting department are the only ones working hard.

Dude some of these new ones are amazing

I need more CEO reactions

“I need you to be able to tell me what’s wrong with this, without me explaining it verbally?” Oh boy is that something relatable.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” is something I really hope to slip into a conversation some day.

i was today years old when i learned that almost ALL of the varietals mentioned in this video are real?? football, strawberry milkshake, filled cupcake, ANDROID OREOS..... brennan's pain was not an act 😂😭