A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND STABS | The Evil Within 2 - Part 2 

Lemon tree.

That would absolutely be amazing, next stop: *the stabbin' tree!*

steve stevely stevenson by Shel Silverstein

Stabbin' cabin...

dont feed the stabbin tree kids

PROGRESS!!

The worst part is that even in TEW1 it was still his fault but he didn't want to admit it. lol

@@ladyhyuga7796 We progressed from "DENIAL!" To "ACCEPTANCE!" 😂

@@scarlett-moriko1543 Exactly! xD

Character development

Not to mention a platoon of bottles

Me during those moments: "Use your axe! Just use your axe! USE YOUR FRIGGIN AXE YOU MORON"! Me immediately afterwards: "...That was mean. Sorry Mark.

@@victormedina1600 "I have an axe! I'm going to axe you!" Also, Mark, master of subversion: doesn't Lol

Glad I'm not the only one wiggin out about that

He has a gun. He has an axe. He has more bottles than he will EVER need. And yet he uses none of them. This is one thing about Mark I will never understand. Stubbornness to the point of retardation is not fun, nor is it entertaining. So why?

also i feel like he moves WAY too much in the bush and doesnt just stay still

Nah. It's just all of them were already agroed so they know where you are. You have to move around in the Bush.

Nah nah bush is the ultimate disguise they never see past the bush

He also doesn't seem to fully understand the cover mechanics of the bushes.. you've got to be fully covered by it where your body fully turns that blueish tone or they'll see some of you poking out of the bush and know you're there..

@@deldobbs5944 yes full bush is supreme cover. quote the bush - everfull.

Conga ikr 😂

Conga genius XD

*It's all about the bush!*

Jordan Pond 😂

I don't get the joke..

Sammy Beers its a double entendre. The implyed inuendo is not about a plant...

Jordan Pond mark: "please don't take that out of context." me: "what is this context you speak of?"

Underrated comment lol

I see you've somehow noticed my 3 year old eating crayons

Scary accurate lol.

The best analogy I've ever seen 😂

Hey.. he still beat it on nightmare. Which I found pretty challenging. Not as challenging as him.. but still.

Five years later sooooooooo I saw a white large and thin box witch are weapon boxes I think it was a shotgun he missed he was being chased and he just......passed it?

Dang it was NOT a shotgun it was a explosive bolt uhhhhh

Dumbledore 12756 what a quote 👏

Well potato soup (Vichyssoise) is a thing so not too far off an actual thing

Yes the beauty

Altoryu well that is a thing but the only thing they have in common is potato. Potato salad has mustard eggs and other things depending on the recipe.

we use a lot of dressing ok

Lilian Santiago nice

Soo true😂

Lilian Santiago lol

though if the voltage is high enough to cause arcing there is a strong chance it would still arc to you

@@AnelFissures well yes

Simple, get electrocuted while stopping on them

Electricity*

Wear your stompin galoshes 😊

Her name is anima

@@xero1152 more like ANIhoponMAdick

Andrijana Ivanovic lol

No, they did not, he just had to turn off the flashlight

Andrijana Ivanovic THE BUSH HIDING

Lmao

@@josebologna8721 the flashlight has no effect on whether they can see you or not.

Xdarksnakefistx I know I love him

😂

Xdarksnakefistx lol right?!?

that one was funny 😂😂

Don’t forget he also left his blinding flashlight on.

I'm going to assume you're joking, for sanity's sake.

That's what I was thinking lol

Also isn't stem technically in their heads? Doesn't that mean you'd still hear it because it's the voice in your head but you're also in your head? 😅

R & M THEORIES I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT. IM CRYING

I was listening to this during class when he said that and I started laughing so hard my friend had to ask if I was okay

I loved that part lmao

OmniOmega979 "our bread is made in house"

"The soup of the day is Potato Salad!"

"So you saw the zombie kill that guy?" "Yeah, I was in the bush." "Why didn't you help the innocent civilian if you were right there watching it happen?!" "Because I was in the bush."

@@Emmsies_OuO THE BUSH!!

John and mark would make excellent friends

@@Emmsies_OuO I was over on the bench

🤣🤣

John Doe "soooooo... seen any movies recently?"

John Doe "God have you seen the new episode of [insert tv show here]"

"How was your vacation?" "Oh it was okay I guess....you know I don't really like the beach." And it then proceeds to tell the story of why that character doesn't like the beach. So it seems like important information but it just shows this unknown character's story about the one time he got stung by a jellyfish. ;)

XD if only that happened. That would be the best thing eveerrrrrr

U play roblox??!!?

YESS! *stabs*

Every salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

Douglas House did you just.... ok

The time was 2017

Douglas House it’s big brain time🧠

A potato salad preferably.

No would you like a soup salad

Or "all of our bread is made in house"

Me answering just as quietly: yes.I would like a salad with my soup, thank you

I WOULD HAVE SOMEBODY'S HEAD

Lol That's our boy!

What if the photographer is lily?!😱😱😱

Psychotic Sheep I doubt it

Psychotic Sheep the photographer is Stefano

Stefano*

Spywagen I spelled his name correctly/-/

*We don't have Pepsi, will Coke work!?*

Potatoes, potahtos...

Myriad lmao

Wait it was actually there? Where was it?

@@curlyfry2047 I'd have to go back and look but I definitely remember seeing the white box with the green light and everything and I just kept staring at it like "mark... mark pls.."

I know what You mean just finished a playthrough and am watching this series again

They prenounced it wrong in game.

It's better than the previous game, where he called him "Caste-nellows"... Lol. It's become a thing for him to purposely mispronounce it, cause so many people went "MARK, WRONG" xP.

_"CAN I INTEREST YOU IN DESSERT?"_

That is so iritating i hate it

True

Caitlin Heslehurst Right? I kept thinking Sebastian was talking but it was mark

Same!

Me too!

Lol just listen: if you hear pure, unadulterated stupid, it’s prolly Mark

Caitlin Heslehurst true

GenocidesAngel ME BECAUSE OF THE DAMN TRAINS RN

I feel ya

I'm more angry at Mark NOT shooting their heads or lowering the difficulty

Bruno Sanchez his gaming skills need work

Brook ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FALLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

Blame the differences between English and Spanish pronounciations, not Mark. I'd probably pronounce "castellanos" the same way as Mark.

@@Matihood1 No, blame Mark, he's doing it on purpose. He heard it pronounced the right way and he was like "what are you talking about, you don't pronounce it that way"

@@rathmiron yeah... cuz he thought it sounded wrong. For reasons obvious to any who don't know jack-shit about Spanish.

100 million subscribers without videos No, he knows he’s pronouncing it wrong. He just likes the ll better.

@@raivinbarker i didnt say he doesn't know he's pronouncing it wrong...

pepsi is never ok

Occboc ok

Occboc Pepsi is trash just GIVE ME COKE OR DR PEPPER OR SPRITE OR DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF THOSE DRINKS OR GINGER ALE OR SUNKIST ANYTHING BUT DAMN PEPSI

@Connor Dean 2:19

@Connor Dean yur welcome

No, thank you. Not my kink, but keep searching. Youll find happiness.

xD

Nomindnotrouble BOO ! 😱

Cant make most happy. The ones I do are thankful, but never everyone.

Nomindnotrouble

Markimoo's other special defense The first one is the power of the finger.

Thanks, i really needed subtitles there... NOT

For some reason I find this adorable

I'll be honest I fell asleep too. Woke up to Hot! Cold! Hot! Cold! Been waking up at 4 am for work

i have been falling asleep to this for a few nights now. havent finished this episode yet. but have woken up to multiple different parts of different episodes of this

SneakyShika which parts

I've been watching these when I get in bed. Help makes me sleepy. I can concentrate on the video instead of my thoughts. Helps the spinning mind stop spinning long enough to fall asleep.

Brian Quackenbush koalas are lazy

Hank Hill YOU’RE LAZY! DON’T INSULT KOALAS!!!

Avoided combat the first 2 videos

But they are lazy

Unfinished Sentenc all their energy goes into digesting so they aren’t?

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

SL Chi The only thing I can say about that is for any children to ShIELD THEIR FRICKIN' EYES!!!

SL Chi when does he say that I need to know

SL Chi I'd be hoping it was what we're all thinking

Luna Minori yeah, a burger bar...yum

Damien Goldbrooke no not a burger barn...

WandaII 👌👌👌

Ikr he made the gameplay so lengthy no offense

But the ammo is limited, you absolutely cannot just gun everything down in this game.

He needs to practice in order to play these types of games on the highest difficulty

I think he got used to the dumb dlc in the first game where you have no weapon

waste of ammo, people have different approaches, not everyone likes to go guns blazing

I'm stupid can you explain

@@lordderp6914 That's the house where you first trigger 'lalalady', or the ice ghost. If you missed the diary, no problem. She won't be an issue in the whole game. If you got the diary tough, well, enjoy the let's play.

@@matosz23 o ok thx I thought there was a reference to something else

Torendil lel

Omg i love your profile picturw

oh my god XDD

Torendil so meat prep chef

You mean your sex life

Playstyle

Are they called clickers in this game too ? Just like the last of us 😳😳

@@daniellynch7441 nah, they’re called hysterics in this game, but they’re similar to the clicker witch, except they don’t have long sharp nails, instead they carry a knife

Rose Wolf hahahaha

Be very Jim

Rose Wolf Run Jim Run

shdowunit4 too true

shdowunit4 there was an angel statue with a key that he missed too!

I was thinking of doing that exact thing once he finishes the game 😜 We'll see if someone else beats me to it

Sweet I can’t wait :D

Oivatank ikr 👍

Chef’s special...

how long until someone edits Alan Wake where all the enemies lines are mark screaming the menu.

NO! EN. OH. NO!

I remembered too

same

Thats right! XD youd think hed be a lot more cautious around thoes doors after that.

Refresh my memory here. That was from Until Dawn right?

Dawson Mays My favorite quote from a lets play of that: "ooh let's splash some juice on our hand, that'll fix up my chest real good" (or something to that effect.) Also, can I mention how not scary that game is? When everything is the same brain-matter grey, it takes away the whole grossness of the gore. Also, it's so unrealistic that I stopped being scared of the enemies and was more just stressed that [the player] wouldn't survive.

That wasn't half a foot of steel, that was a bundle of rusted chains lol

Zach Mercer Yes rusted STEEL chains which were bundled up

Yeah, a bundle of rusted steel chains but again rusted and in a bundle. A single weak link that breaks would make the whole thing fall apart if you hit it hard enough. It certainly isn't 6 inches of steel, and he's using what appears to be a pretty well made knife if it can just carve into and out of a zombie's skull and body like that. All of that said, because Sebastian Castellanos is a fucking badass who don't take shit from his customers while Ethan is normal/slightly below average and has never once seen a zombie or had to kill someone or had ever once been in a life/death scenerio... like most of us... and probably is also an idiot lol

Lidija Nedeljkovic agreed it scared me and usually when Mark gets screwed I either laugh or get annoyed

*WHY* did she run?!?!

Yeah, from what I can tell, the CORE is supposed to keep the environment intact, and when it's removed, everyone's thoughts and memories start seeping into the environments.

Chad is the slayer of Jason

I hope Mark sees comments like these

Oh my bad for looking in the comments bc idiots post spoilers.

Bong Bae but the comments are for talking about the video and this should already be prior knowledge.

@@highasduck5282 - Your inability to assemble already-acquired pieces of an ongoing puzzle is no one else's fault...

@@Avarioth I posted that comment over a year ago, why did you even bother replying dude, lmao. But I agree with you, I was dumb for that. I wonder if you'll wait a whole year to reply to this comment too!

Alaina Worker Yeah, I find them pretty appetising

They may be a little cheesy for my taste

Alaina Worker I find them deep GET IT? DEEP DIGGING

I find them a bit distasteful

Alaina Worker me to lmaoo

Or 2020 in quarantine

Sus

ellykiim 엘리김 / 김예슬 how to beat game > get bottle break and bush skill > upgrade smoke bolt to level 3 > profit

Got my bushin and spookin shoes

If you hide in the bushes, people might think you’re a tweekee and avoid you anyways hahaha

Lmao 😂😂😂

pepis

Or *"Ok guys I'm gonna go check something out on my own like an idiot the rest of you do the same so that the next person who finds us can laugh at our stupidity"* Everyone Else: *"Ok makes sense"*

“I think I heard something over there! I’m gonna go check it out. You guys stay here!”

Ok we will cover the ground with are blood and bodies

Some people take the Scooby Doo method of trying to find stuff out by yourself too seriously

The worst part is being separated,, however if they had taken risks Like "Seb" i'm pretty sure they would've had a chance at living.

Okay! I kind of want to know why though...

Searching certain places triggers ongoing events...

he explored a lot with the first game, let's hop we don't/he doesn't miss anything with this 😩🙏

Sargeriffic - Why do I get the feeling nothing special happens when Mark checks everything? This "Going into certain buildings triggers certain events" bit is just some cover story. I think the real reason you want Mark to check everything is because, like Mark, you to have a Spoopin' fixation. The more walking around Mark dose the more chances he has to squeeze some Spoopin' in?

? What else is there he found the ghost house?

That looks so bad out of the context... XD

I heard that part as I read your comment

Sidi Popsicle meanwhile, a number of Danganronpa fans can't hear it without crying

WildCard XXII i bet Shuichi cant hear it without cryin either 😂😭

Sidi Popsicle danganronpa fans ? HERE ?

It's a game featuring psychological horror/mystery of course we're here.

I can never hear the song the same after danganronpa v3 🤣🤣

I'm In 2019 and I'm binge watching. The comments are hilarious 😂😂

@@elissafenty2635 Lucky. Barely any comments here are creative.

@@emlynselene1096 just like this one, lmao

@@DanielXS15_ I mean, you're not wrong, lol.

@@emlynselene1096 😂😂 BTW, I'm curious. Do you have 100 million subscribers without videos? I'm just getting some weird vibe, like a sign.

Stefano*

I made this comment before I reached the part where his name was revealed. ;-;

You should not do that

I will keep that in mind, I apologies. ;-;)/

My apologies as well for my rudeness Who am i to judge other people?

The Mothling mark

Natasha Lyn wrong the correct answer is *The IDIOT Mark*

Me

Mark

MarkiGoop?

"Don't let your dreams be dreams."

yeah i agree

Prince Sheogorath yes!!! it would be great if mark could bring light to that!!

Skylito Gaming why?

I agree mark please do it

ItsRali That happened with a livestream and then I woke up in the morning and realised that it was still going

ItsRali same. I finally started to watch episode 1 yesterday because i had time then woke up to the end of episode 4.

Nd it always ends up being the best sleep ever

ItsRali same

That has happened to me and I'm glad to know that there are people that have done the same thing

eVen MAtteR!!