SHUT UP NURSE | The Evil Within 2 - Part 3 

Sorry, we don't have coke, *iS pEPsI oK?*

It's call sleuthing.

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 Pepsi is absolutely okay. Coca-Cola burns your throat like it's Satan's piss or something.

6 v) 6

You are dirty minded

*insert lenny face here*

6 ^) 6

6 ^) 6

Yes, the sophisticated type of zombie.

Thank you for teaching me about what the Gourmet Assassin did today

kitty.. goop juice... cri

@@flyagaric007 who hurt you?

International deleted his comment, what'd he say?

@@bandgeekclarinetbgc6212 what did he say

Shaun Cluff Same, I smile like an idiot every time he says it

habooski!

It makes my day ☺️

Habooski!

I came back for the Habooskis and SOUP deliveries

Also, they doin't even look the same. They both have medium-length (which is just hairstyle) dark hair and that's it. VERY different eyes, VERY different eye colours, VERY different headshapes. Then again, that "observation" came from the same guy, who thinks that any game character that's Asian, half-Asian or has short dark hair looks like him, lol.

@@VelkanAngels to be fair, all of these thongs youve mentioned are jokes lol

@@VelkanAngels It’s been a while since he played the last game and also i’m pretty sure he’s joking

@@chilly1661 He very clearly wasn't joking in these, he said multiple times that thought the secret was that Kidman was Lily

That’s because he’s under the assumption that Sebastian never left stem and this is all just a re-creation by Ruvik

I mean it’s kind a hard

Literally just finished reading it and then that part played- scared the shi out of me

I know! So advanced

Can we make a book

They crawl now? They crawl now

When your legs don't work like they use to before

Madison M And I can't sweep you off of your feet, will your mouth still remember the taste of my love, will your eyes still smile from your cheeks

Givin' the old razzle dazzle

Ha ha sweet💛💙💜❤💓💕💖💞

Madison M Oof now ya made me sing it 😂

Stephanie Jayy Wow. Good thing he managed to avoid it then.

when that thing spots you and makes a dash to grab you, it is downright terrifying O_O

i had no problem stealth killing those things..... avoided them completely in classic though only a mad man would try to mess with em there....

you kill them easily with sniper. Only thing to worry about them mainly is them grabbing you its a one hit no matter what, i believe. they spit acid in ur face REPLY

Stephanie Jayy do you have this game

@Leafa 0910 that's beautiful

Engi? He would just have to do a FTL cosplay x)

Hey look buddy. I'm markiplier. That means i play games. Not games that are fun, th as t would fall within the perviews of jack. I plsy horror games. Now, how am i goanna keep some big mean old mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally serpufluous new behind? The answe: i just run. And if that don't work? Do more run. Like this little old two second sprint, found by me. Used by me. And i best hope- not empty near you.

@@Numbers225 That is perfect

Tayplaysgames this is the perfect RU-vid comment

Lickytoast crunkle Me: my self esteem is now at 0%. Mark: HAVE SOME SOUP Me:*shakes my head* he needs a therapist. Mark: I don't know why I laughed at something so messed up *laughs*

Don't do this: *BE YOURSELF*, only villains do that. Do this: *DON'T BE YOURSELF*, only heroes do this.

@@KingDerpy13 All Might

Ollie London: ima pretend i didnt see that

@@lauren3114 oh my-

Victoria Segovia I need that on a tshirt lmao

Ember Firestone *thinks to herself*hehe I’m in danger😄

_Mark __-whispering-__ shouting into your hear_ : MINE IS JUST RIGHT! *stabby stab stab*

Edgy

Ember Firestone Don’t we all

They still brush him aside like he was just a side character (which he was, but not to Sebastian)

I'm guessing Mark had forgotten his real full name and just remember him as "Jojo" or "Joseph", so when he just read "Oda", he didn't connect that name to Jojo. Just my theory.

@@VelkanAngels Possibly. Funnily enough when the word Oda is mentioned I immediately thought it was talking about the famous warlord Nobunaga before realizing it was Joseph.

@@somedude1561 there is a secret for collecting every photo slide; a direct mention of Joseph. They still kinda push him aside, but there is still some dialogue with Kidman and Seb involving him. Ik I’m a few years late to responding but oh well 😭

He is hilarious.

Dead Island be like

idk, just sounds like a normal jogger to me

Flyin43 I don't think I want soup then

OUR SOUP OF THE DAY IS CLAM -SPORKS- CHOWDER

Flyin43 hahaha

no more soup for me

In the butt.

Hancock cock🐔

lmao

Time stamp?

Stealth is Kombat....

... .... ... . M0

Sebastian is the evolution of the outlast two protagonist FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LYN LYYHNNN

@@the_antag0nist841 yeah lol

"what du hell was dat thing?!"

Arthrun ME THO

Ahh. I was wondering; WHERE THE HELL IS THE STAMINA, AM I STUPID? lol

Maggy Daddy LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

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WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THAT!!!....😂😂😂😂

Words

I'm pretty sure someone has

Especially silent hill 2

TheViceAngel Have you ever watched his murder videos?

Literally the funniest comment on here 😂

Unfortunately, I think they're close relatives

they're cousins Kappa

They are brothers. Their father is the Snic Snack

Definitely.

wait. only 37 minutes?! damn

He 41 and he was 38 in the first game.

yeah there is no meanttoin about time travel in the game story and also Kidman was raised by relgouies family who abused her

@@badreedinedjellali1328 neglect, not abuse

To be fair, after the last games mind fuckery, you can't be too sure of your grip on reality or time.

@@nicksingh8061 Neglect is a form of abuse by both legal and psychological definitions

DJShenanigans i’d like to point out that Mark should use the axes to save ammo

There is a cutscene and some supplies.

NuTemmie Agreed.

I also think he should upgrade combat more, mostly because the first upgrades are to reduce weapon sway

There's a cutscenes AND a statue. @Markiplier

lol

I hear his brother Billy got a job on Futurama. Talented family those Everyteens.

Couldn't agree more.

What about the Naruto running Witch?¿

Sargeriffic Hmmmm...do I take what you said dirty or innocent? 🤔

Warum

He's made a successful career out of people enjoying his terror ;).

At least you're honest

I prefer rage

My new song Lala lala lala

Cousin of Gaga

Sophia

Rooty Tooty who gives a crap

Boi Mark is playin' this shit in nightmare mode, I'm trying to help this goof get all the help he can get! If you don't give a shit then don't comment and waste your time.

I am a girl

Good for you :)

I know he is on nightmare mode but he has better stuff

Don't let her find the kiddins!!! Also isn't Clair De Lune a Mexican CreepyPasta

@@messyalien5164 I think your thinking of La Llorona

@@messyalien5164 Is your knowledge of classical music really that low?

This is what I needed In my life. I also give 5 bloody stab wounds out of 5!

Connor would say it would be 28 stab wounds

@@denos1699 Carl would’ve rated it 37 stabs

Memento Mori yeah thats gonna suck for mark

*My goodness* -This comment deserves more likes- 😂

This is my favorite comment

I am the one the one

Whoooooooooo are you?!?

I love puns

AlanTheAlmighty that literally just happened to me

Same here. I’m pretty sure that content creators are able to choose where the ads go, cuz a few you tubers I watch have made jokes about as placement in the comments.

Wtf I thought I was the only one

We didn't have time to say goodbye so we didn't

Brook I personally found the Obscura quite beautiful but terrifying.

sunakonakahara222 me too! I feel like a lot of the pictures that Stefano takes are beautifully creepy

i think its pretty but grusome at the same time. steffy (oh i would die so quick if the stem was real since i would keep calling him steffy lol) is a pretty good artist

I thought it was pretty aesthetic. Messed up. But aesthetic.

it's not a red flag but a crimson flag

WinterxGhost IM SO FREAKIN SCARED OF ANIMA 😱😱

Anima is “LaLa Lady” correct?

ThatWeirdGirl yeah

WinterxGhost question? If I progress through the story will I loose the option to any of her sub missions?

Lala lady is best anime

It made you that salty huh? Quit living.

Mint_the_ Kitten everyone needs to like this so Mark will see it

Mint_the_ Kitten where were your during the stream

I said this yesterday.

I've been spamming this all through yesterday XD Would've done the same today if I was home

I spammed this yesterday and today. I also posted this on the vod yesterday as well^^

Kenzie Cole Haha same here. I just so happen to be wearing my botw shirt too 😂

Rewatching it again in 2024

Hell yeah this playlist is my go to when I’m bored with nothing to watch. The entire Evil Within series is hilarious.

@@zackmatthew9224yes sir!

Brandon Wolcott But all she talks about is her manicure!

@@thatweirdgirl8466 - That's if you continue talking to her after she's said what she has to say. She'll have something new to say, whenever you've made progress in the main story.

"I do not talk about her story." *talks anyway*

Grem I don't talk about her story, lore, or past? So I don't know what you're on about my dude.

Grem He didn't say anything about the Lala Ghost Ladys past or the way how she is even relevant to the story. He just told about how much more Mark will encounter her in the game... ;)

who's markipler?

Lydia Lancaster ikr

James Hostetler he reminds me of that vine, where the guy is trying to buy pants at SOUP. Markiplier just keeps finding more soup at the death store.

James Hostetler He could be the new keith (from voltron)

O'neal: I look tough with it on

I dont think so. They would need a stable, peaceful mind for STEM. Sebastian is tortured and paranoid. No way he could be a core. If he was, the world would be as fucked as when Ruvik was a core

@@CarBroke.PhoneYes no, he just wouldn't be able to be the core at all, the only people that can effect stem as viable hosts the way a core should are psychopaths and 'pure minded' children He's neither of those

I know I'm 3 years late to this comment, but even though in canon Sebastian couldn't be the core because he doesn't have a "pure" mind, that would've been such a tragic and heartbreaking plot, almost makes me wish that's how the story went lol.

ChivalrousSnake whoa this is really cool to think about!!!

ChivalrousSnake I like your profile pic 😉 Very tentacle-y

Lily "died" 5 years ago according to the game's lore.

I think of it like a RAID archive, you hook enough people up that had connections to or had memories of Beacon and it basically begins to reconstruct Beacon itself, the fragments growing stronger as more pieces of that experience are dredged to the surface and processed by the system. Everybody brings their own baggage, conditions, and trauma into the STEM and no matter how compatible the core is all of that piles up inside of it and begins to seethe together into a huge roiling spitoon of horror rife with the inner turmoil and chaos of their subconscious minds clashing together. Yes, I said spitoon, because, well let's face it this is Mark we're talking about, and where else would he be but inside the giant brain spitoon.

The thing about Lilly being too young to be Kidman is true. However, one thing's for sure. We're not being told everything.

I absolutely hate it.

I have no idea why it's funny. It just is. At first I mentally fixed it, but then I suppose I gave up and said, "Oh, whatever," and decided it's funny.

Zack Foster But whyyyyy?

I have a thing against intentional mispronunciation. I guess it reminds me that we as a species aren't close to truly understanding each other for our cultural differences. Sorry to get serious here. I can see why you can find it funny and I'm not personally upset with Mark; it just irks me, kinda like a knee-jerk reaction.

Zack Foster totally understand that, i try and be as respectful as possible, but Mark is part comedian. He was doing it on purpose and you could tell he was doing it on purpose to be funny to his audience. Do i think he would act that way irl? Heck no! It's all for laughs

Honestly tho.

Sue Nyme lol

Pshh as if Mark was even wearing pants to begin with.

Knowing him, probably not! Unless he was referring to the British meaning. And then we've got an entirely different issue there.

That's genius! I didn't even think of that.

Alexa Boix Thank you

deadbytuesday 7

Allana Ashthorn 7?

Allana Ashthorn 8?

The Daemon God the list is most likely... Slender man Jeff the killer Piggy piggy no no That crazy witch A mannequin A giant spider You Me The fan girls The...ugh..the fan boys A zambie A zombie SCP-187 (I think) This comment He man Darkiplier Markiplier JoJo Another zombie O’Neal The crazed butt stabber And a lot more... (YOUR WELCOME)

The list of terrors that lurks in the darkness are: FNAF Gang Slender Man Jeff the Killer Mannequins Living Mannequins Spiders Zombies Exploding Zombies The Alien The Predator Some Random Killer You Antisepticeye Darkiplier Acid Zombies Zombie Dogs Zombie Cats Mutant Zombies Killer Clowns IT The Crazed Butt Staber Demons Angry Ghost Doobly-Doo Chara Should I go on?

Gladius Erlade I don't know what the other guy is talking about. The official game guide says no bosses can be sneak killed(miniboss Sadist is the only exception). Also the guardian(chainsaw lady) and spawn (demon doggy) are the two enemies that will see you coming. Guardian isn't really a miniboss as she'll spawn multiple times and there is no point where it is mandatory to kill her.

I think it would be hilarious if it was Mark as Jim reporting on Sebastian's progress... 🤔

That's what I was thinking too. If the STEM contraption takes the memories and thoughts of each person using it, it would seem obvious that it would take such a memorable thing from Sebastian's. If Mobius used any semblance of logic and reason, they would do heavy background checks and psychological evaluations when considering the people they send in, avoiding the people with severe trauma. In one continuous experience, Sebastian experienced more brutality and horrific gore than anyone in existence, and just 3 years later they think he's mentally stable enough to be sent in to a place where a very similar thing is happening. That would be at the very least intensely PTSD-triggering.

@@bim8950 1. You find out later that they do conduct psychological evaluations. 2. Only psychopaths/sociopaths have wide reaching influence on stem. 3. They're not calling on Sebastian to join their program but because of his experience dealing with stem mindfuckery. His mental trauma doesn't matter to them.

@@anxiousearth680 they say that yes BUT they fail to understand stem from what I've seen. They think they can control every aspect just like they think they can control humans absolutely. It's there biggest weakness. From the first stem, Kidman's town was there, so clearly it wasn't just ruvik who could add things to stem. A psycho can knowingly control the world inside stem and bend it to there whims BUT clearly everyone unknowingly adds things from there past into stem. Otherwise, things that are in stem like sebs and Kidman's memories would not be there in any way shape or form.

finally i found a comment for this!!!

it was made very clear zombos were afected by noise not light. if they attacked light then the streetlights would be ruined and the fire guys dead

It even says that in one of the loading screens as seen at an early point in this particular video.

Yolo Er also some outlast vibes

Angelic Demon watch as he gets over 100 deaths by the end of this series

🙃🙃🙃

A good half or more of that 100 will be from panicking.

Matt Serrano how do u know how meny deaths he gets when its live,,

0 deaths!

No offense, but there're plenty of 'USE YOUR AXE, MARK' comments. So... yeah. If I'm being rude, pretend I'm not. Sorry if I am, it wasn't my intent. :P

Mark has the worst aim ever so I’d say he used about 18-20 bullets if he even had that many😂😂😂

@@laurelwatts3603 I wonder if you're old enough to cringe at this comment yet lol

​@@stevendemayo3631was just thinking that

He did indeed. Ugh, what is it with The Evil Within? I always watch 2, then 1. Then 2 again.

yes ruvik indeed "I created this world, you cannot keep me here"

Yeah same, Mark always makes me feel better during a panic attack

I literally thought that as soon as he said it.

As soon as he said it I was just like: but you're never wearing pants?? ever??

He has an addiction for not wearing pants. So when he's 'scared' (*coughs* crys like a baby) his so called pants fly off into neverland.

He is an amazing person who helped tens of thousands people. I'm sure that he would be proud. ^^