A Professional Assassin Plays Hitman 2

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@RTGame 5 лет назад

My previous spy experience includes watching Johnny English and the Austin Powers trilogy. Also worth mentioning that the title is a joke, and worth taking in conjunction with the description

@theconductoresplin8092 5 лет назад

What if hitman is just spy's backstory

@vlad-tq1nh 5 лет назад

Hello there

@turt6400 5 лет назад

RTGame Ha

@NFMorley 5 лет назад

You should try some of the he challenges as the results lead to even more carnage...Try releasing the 'Pink Horde' on Miami (you have been warned!)

@oatmeal386 5 лет назад

Ok just don’t kill your computer

@oculometric 3 года назад

RT in 2018: "I dont wanna kill them all" RT two years later: "i put the entire map into a meat freezer"

@johngrant8390 2 года назад

All the baby killing in Mario galaxy really fucked him up

@certifiedholsum8377 5 лет назад

Never bring a shotgun to a briefcase fight

@WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад

Never bring a briefcase to a fish fight.

@certifiedholsum8377 5 лет назад

WellBeSerious12 fair point

@theoschuh4571 4 года назад

Never bring a fish to a muffin fight

@165hy9 4 года назад

Theo Schuh never bring a muffin to spaghetti can fight

@aaltjesing4870 4 года назад

Wise man

@ajm7711 5 лет назад

*RT:* _Beats the shit out of a guy she's talking to_ *Woman:* Hey that wasn't very nice

@gaspardp7314 5 лет назад

"You should treat people the way you want them to treat you" she said while 47 was crushing her friend's skull with his foot.

@aaronrichards2842 5 лет назад

"ts a bit harsh wouldnt you say?

@Connor-xp4cd 5 лет назад

"I'm sorry ma'am, it's a common mistake. Go to talk to somebody and you just get that urge to punch them in the gut and crush their skull"

@TheIrishDino 5 лет назад

Professional Assassin *Remembers RT killed Santa and threw him off a balcony* Yep, It's an RT video

@user-qt2yh1ph8h 5 лет назад

shut up furjew

@northropi2027 5 лет назад

Does that mean that RT becomes Santa now?

@biglad6265 5 лет назад

@@northropi2027 Yes. did your parents never tell you? anyone who can best the current Santa in armed combat will claim the title of Kris Kringle, and bring joy to the world until the end of time. Or they're brutally murdered by the next Santa Claus.

@teagan3551 5 лет назад

I can't wait to see what sort of -terrifying- great gifts I'm going to get from RT Claus

@AhmedHamdy2121 5 лет назад

Haha I remember that 😂

@micah886 5 лет назад

My favorite quote in this one was "If it works its not stupid".

@mattygee6852 3 года назад

I mean... he's not wrong though

@spritepepsiplushes8353 2 года назад

@@mattygee6852 I stand by that policy

@s4v4gedragone43 Год назад

@@mattygee6852 true

@user-ic1ic5nb6p 5 лет назад

the briefcase in this game is overpowered, next thing you know there's going to be homing briefcase launchers.

@halomoment7205 5 лет назад

Well this game has homing Fish that lock onto targets

@CWGminer 4 года назад

@@halomoment7205 This game has homing muffins

@freezyboi1491 4 года назад

If the target walks around a corner the briefcase will turn and hit them in the back of the head. You cannot escape the briefcase.

@dothmotherknowyouwearth 4 года назад

All I can think is the Kingsman briefcase that also turns into a shield and now I have so many ideas for weapons disguised as briefcases.

@purplesweaterboi4763 3 года назад

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? there’s an MP5K briefcase, no joke.

@cptjackpl8690 5 лет назад

Knife? Pistol? Katana? Weapons for amateurs. Fish? weapon for the professional assassins.

@danaldtrampf6717 5 лет назад

A pair of shears? Legendary.

@aneraser9600 5 лет назад

Water-stained jeans? A weapon for the top 0.00001%

@jasonmosby2147 5 лет назад

fish is Krebs’s

@CasuallyShadow 5 лет назад

I mean... It does take a lot of skill to use properly

@loveluca6981 5 лет назад

CptJack PL briefcase? formally stealthy.

@BrandonReck 5 лет назад

0:12 “Can you fix me a cup of tea?” RT: *car battery time*

@ronylouis0 5 лет назад

That's one way of killing someone

@jesuschrist8467 5 лет назад

Can you hand me another capri sun?

@ryanbaker8212 5 лет назад

Can I have money To buy tea Yeeeees Actually buys car battery and beats people to death *RT TIME*

@daehkcidemos 5 лет назад

Brandon Reck this bitch empty

@Chaos_Vulpix 5 лет назад

@@daehkcidemos YEEEET

@NumericChaff 5 лет назад

The suitcase physics in this game are amazing. Earlier I saw a clip where the suitcase followed someone around a corner, like it was Mario cart.

@jomakast 5 лет назад

*knocks guy down with briefcase and he drops a gun* *goes back to pick up the briefcase*

@EvilAwoken 3 года назад

Don’t question the professionals

@StickMaster500 5 лет назад

I love the direction they’re making with the IT Sequel

@Rolo_DS2 5 лет назад

Georgieeeeeeeee

@onyxbasilisk9046 5 лет назад

We all got fish down here, you'll flop too (throws fish)

@danaldtrampf6717 5 лет назад

Corky fits the clown role much better than Pennywise anyways

@iamnotarobot3913 5 лет назад

?????????????????

@iamnotarobot3913 5 лет назад

HOW?!

@zuzz9352 5 лет назад

“Are you insane???” *FISH KILL*

@elliekaminska-moult3000 5 лет назад

This is the quality content I signed up for

@draxxin282 5 лет назад

Oh no its a woman

@t.lanfield1936 5 лет назад

@billybobobson2236 5 лет назад

Nothings more fearsome than RT with a briefcase

@cerealbird6384 5 лет назад

Rt with a fish

@Garbasker 5 лет назад

And a duck.

@boston_8213 5 лет назад

Rt with blue berry muffin

@trumpetskeleton1418 4 года назад

Rt with anything throwable

@galaxycat9966 Год назад

Digeridoo

@lisahomann8819 5 лет назад

extremely glad you kept the “CAR BATTERY” part

@thearousedeunuch 5 лет назад

Car batteries have more uses than I thought. Thanks, RT.

@Centristlol 4 года назад

Timestamps that keep me from doing it 1:57 "Don't let him take the children" 3:48 "Oh.. Okay" 7:15 "Let's talk about it man" "Sounds like we're needed somewhere"

@sirennightshade4977 3 года назад

Years later I still keep coming back to binge these videos. The comedy is just pure gold.

@HTPCYMC 5 лет назад

1:48 you can say that he’s *clowning* around.

@nick0058 5 лет назад

How to properly clean your metal computer you will never be Justin Y

@pum6454 5 лет назад

@@nick0058 you never know

@Rolo_DS2 5 лет назад

"Hey thats not nice"

@Rolo_DS2 5 лет назад

@@pum6454 hey thats not nice japanese tentacle hentai monster

@ottovonbasedmark 5 лет назад

Did you really have to highlight the clowning? People who did not get that one should not be allowed to use internet

@NotForLongNFL 5 лет назад

_Throws a brick at a guys head right in front of an armed guard_ *WATCH OUT HE’S GOOD!*

@abramo7700 4 года назад

3:47 *_"Give him all you've got!"_* "oh, okay"

@Wilson_EF 5 лет назад

man dressed as clown spotted knocking people out with a fish

@thenotflatearth2714 5 лет назад

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne

@michloonietoons4592 5 лет назад

I literally just commented that!! LOL

@johnmanzuki8979 5 лет назад

Jason Bourne that's Jesus Christ

@nosignal63 4 года назад

Jesus Crist that's rtgames

@SovietDuckz 5 лет назад

Who needs a gun when you have a fish and a briefcase

@Connor-xp4cd 5 лет назад

1:09 "we need a distraction, 47" "On it" (A few moments later) "You killed them all" "They're distracted by their mortality"

@i-win 5 лет назад

Sir, we need him.

@michloonietoons4592 5 лет назад

*Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne*

@maiyaadrien6376 5 лет назад

i-win HAMILTON

@vKross 5 лет назад

Ouhh you here 🙋‍♂️

@CalifornianCuttlefish 3 года назад

I like how he's already in the secret room as Diana Is saying "look for a hidden switch"

@aznperson8 5 лет назад

Can you imagine how many people have died due to that briefcase? How many souls its taken?

@BrendanHead 4 года назад

3:47 Guard 1: “Give him all you’ve got!” Guard 2, super casually: “oh, ok” (starts shooting at RT)

@danielstory2761 5 лет назад

0:24 I like how they only care about the shotgun not, you know, the corpse he’s dragging

@Matryoshkandroid 5 лет назад

me before watching: yeah """"professional""" whatever after (while) watching: well shit guess you are

@CS-di1dt 5 лет назад

Could an amateur take down that many people with a briefcase? I think not

@michaelbell4610 5 лет назад

0:16 "Again?! GODDAMMIT!" So you're telling me that you see people get hit by car batteries all the time?

@jillcipher 5 лет назад

1:33 ”We gotta... *Knox them out* Knock? We have to *murder them*

@sladechan368 5 лет назад

ur gey... oh nooo.. noooo. ur not a girl are you?! OH CRAP?!

@reacespieces1551 5 лет назад

Here's a fun game to play, watch an RT livestream, but turn the volume off, and just watch the chat and the video and attempt to figure out how RT screwed up.

@macydammen7812 2 года назад

Similar game I’ve been playing lately: watching the archived Elden Ring streams on mute while listening to No Thoughts, Head Empty Nintendo Music compilations. Most of the joy that comes out of it is before Todd Harrowed finds clothes, tbh

@familydisappointment5910 5 лет назад

I start to believe that RT and Kevin are soulmates.

@mantis5500 5 лет назад

Casually camouflaged into the fluorescent yellow and red wall.

@shinypikagaming 4 года назад

I think this was actually my first RTGame video. I didn't know who he was so I thought he was actually gonna be some kinda government guy or something, but instead he's just a goofy Irish guy with a penchant for fish and winning in the stupidest way possible.

@jackmarston3979 5 лет назад

For a moment I thought Buzzfeed finally lost it

@Trisaaru 5 лет назад

(5:10) Looks like Agent 47 took lessons from the Scout.

@crazeddesk 5 лет назад

I feel bad for the guy who asked if was he insane.

@boiledbone3966 5 лет назад

*BOINK*

@GGolden2500 4 года назад

BONK!!

@jondw 5 лет назад

0:25 "you'll die if you don't give up the shot gun" a guard says as 47 casually drags the guard's employer in front of him

@aaroncarapace8054 5 лет назад

8:53 “I’m to suspicious right now.” *pulls out a handgun*

@The_Wallflower 4 года назад

*chucks scissors* “Watch out he’s good!”

@kirstenmichie347 5 лет назад

1:35 we have to "knox them off". I've never been so annoyed to not hear a pun in my life

@OGBeefStew 5 лет назад

When are you going to make "A Professional Writer Plays Bookworm Adventures Deluxe"?

@thedevil4639 5 лет назад

12 hour stream of Bookworn Adventures Deluxe

@Other_Stuffs 5 лет назад

Beef Stew ew it’s you

@Zenguin1 5 лет назад

before we know it this man will have convinced every youtuber on the site to play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe

@guy3480 5 лет назад

i admire your passion

@sanguineregis5354 5 лет назад

Oi that was a good game

@orangejuiceislife9910 5 лет назад

2:42 “Unnoticed kill”

@etl0789 4 года назад

3:13 "he's got a gun" they say as he throws a fish

@lilyhalter8443 4 года назад

I love every moment where RT does something brash then just runs away from the gunfire

@dawnelysabeth 5 лет назад

2:28 : "collecting pictures of celebrity entrepreneurs now, 47? me : no papa..

@senvel7743 5 лет назад

Last time I was this early we took Jerusalem.

@sokiX1 5 лет назад

deus vult

@senvel7743 5 лет назад

@@sokiX1 Deus vult

@jesuschrist8467 5 лет назад

You're a true man of god

@senvel7743 5 лет назад

@@jesuschrist8467 Your words honour me, my Lord.

@freddiekay3266 5 лет назад

DEUS VORTEM INIMICUS!!!

@emptyone1787 5 лет назад

Just chunk a car battery at people. Then make questionable puns. Sounds like every spy movie i have seen.

@mranimazing2190 5 лет назад

4:11 SNEAK 100

@haileycook7517 4 года назад

5:14 "ARE YOU INSANE!!!!" *hits him with fish* Agent 47: no, I'm 47

@hans7686 5 лет назад

5:50 can't forget the fish

@walwevii4391 4 года назад

1:49 *literally punches someone* “Hey that’s not nice! You should only treat people how you want to be treated”

@mydadhatesme8786 4 года назад

*knocks out man* “Hey that’s not nice!”

@jasmimbettencourt358 5 лет назад

1:48 don't you just hate it when you try to talk to people and end up knocking them unconscious?

@rektanglex 4 года назад

When RT got spotted inside the tower he started groaning like he soiled himself as he ran

@kieronirwin1567 5 лет назад

Quit clowning around 47

@tavi9598 5 лет назад

Guy 1: "Well how did he die?" Guy 2: "His face was smashed in by a flying briefcase." RT: "I meant to do that."

@victoriajensen8549 5 лет назад

The lack of country road, is hurting my head

@electricgreenangela4408 5 лет назад

0:36 "Oh, I didn't kill her, I just dragged her." Twitter in a nutshell.

@shwker575 5 лет назад

List of the three most overpowered weapons of all time: 1.fIsH 2.bRiEfCaSe 3. *cAr BaTtErY*

@henry6136 4 года назад

RT: beating up guards with suitcase *doesn’t take concealable uzi*

@bong3882 5 лет назад

Professional assassin uses a bunch of thing a amateur wouldn't use

@sladechan368 5 лет назад

you are too square buddy... Lemme change that. *pats your head*

@sladechan368 5 лет назад

@@bong3882 I guess now, you are flat chested... Get it? Because chests are sometime the shape of a square? Flat chested? yes? no? Okay... I love you.

@axelmaze9961 5 лет назад

8:00 When the winged hussars arrived

@mayo921 5 лет назад

"A professional assasin plays hitman 2" *YEETS A CAR BATTERY AT SOMEONES HEAD* 19/10 👌👌

@real.bingus 5 лет назад

RT: **casually knocks some random ass person out cold** bystander: “hey, that’s not nice”

@PHANTOMCOWGIRL 5 лет назад

5:00 I mean that isn't that weird. That's basically like "OH yeah, I have this gun. I'm just going to leave that outside, that alright guard?" If I was a guard, I'd be alright with that. My job's done.

@Trisaaru 5 лет назад

(1:02) Now that's the best explosion I've ever witnessed. *Top 10 Explosions*

@jrgend5568 5 лет назад

This is a very buzzfeed title

@theredpanda3709 5 лет назад

4:40 I died laughing... the way he threw it.

@Quillraven 5 лет назад

5:09 - hahahahahhahaha "don't hit me with that" *throws the fish* "someone help me! are you insane?!" *throws the fish again* that scene killed me especially since it looks super ridiculous

@silverhand9965 5 лет назад

0:45 UNNOTICED KILL

@ugfpandas9631 5 лет назад

He’s obviously a professional assassin have you seen the amount of people he kills in planet coaster

@altes9451 5 лет назад

you should play more of this, i totally love watching you playing this game >_

@eliteadventuredoge9596 5 лет назад

9:55 i swear, the music combined with the bat swinging is just so coincidential yet so amazing xD

@mildtomfoolery5048 5 лет назад

Damn Kevin with that epic gamepl- Wait this Ones RT?

@thecrimsonfuckr5676 5 лет назад

Dont you hate it when you mean to put down your suitcase, but accidentally pull out your loaded, silenced handgun in a crowded room? Really embarrassing.

@hairglowingkyle4572 5 лет назад

"That is Ted Mendez, one of the country's most influential, military-grade money man" *punches and steals his clothes*

@ChrisDaPatriot 5 лет назад

The delivery of that joke about how James hadn't even completed a level you had made it sound like the ghost of jerma was being channeled through you.