A Quick Tumble-r 

“I love you Pukicho!” “And I love you random furry”

“Worrying is like worshipping the problem” Well looks like I’m dedicating my life to overthinking then

Here's the thing: Burger, or rather, hamburger, is basically a short form of hamburg style beef. Burg means castle, but started off as meaning any fortified elevated position (related to the word Berg which just means mountain). Hamburg is a city in northern Germany, which mostly grew around a castle called the Hammaburg, with Hamma possibly being an old word for a river bend. A Bürger is someone who dwells in a Burg, later also a city, or a city state, or even just: The state. Or simply put: A Citizen. Krieg just means war, so a Bürgerkrieg is a war between citizens. Like, a Civil War.

The Mazda one was due to fumes attracting a certain species of spiders. It was like catnip to them.

What I got from that is that Pukicho has a great deal of respect for furries.

If they can afford a $4000 fursuit, they sure as hell can afford a $5 pipe bomb in your mailbox

Speaking as a furry, $4000 is the cost, not of a full suit, but a mere partial.

ok so that explains how spider man could exist in the cars universe

Imagine being haunted by some guy who died in the 90's and is haunting you so he can show off his pog collection.

Idk if I'll ever download Tumblr since I already have enough distractions from the few social media apps I do have, but it is such a joy to see as an outsider. Like yeah I'm sure it has its dark side like any other part of the internet, but it's the only place where I never see controversy or toxic behaviour. It just feels like such a whimsical little corner of the internet and I appreciate it, and by extension these videos, a lot. Really brightens my day.

I laughed at the "my cousin Throckmorton" joke. I have officially been on the internet too long.

To be fair, the super rich doctor engineer programmer furries aren't most furries. Most of them don't have fursuits of any kind let alone multiple. Most furries are just a bunch of silly largely neurodivergent folks that do silly stuff on the internet and maybe draw/commision art of their character(s).

The official art of my boyfriend's fursona is wearing Pukicho's tax evasion shirt. Which my boyfriend owns. So I can confirm that at least one furry owns Pukicho merch.

P.M as Master Shake is not an energy I was ready for

i love the end lmao, perfect humor

On the topic of spiders weaving webs inside of cars, my first car was a chevy blazer that had issues that were fixed by cleaning out the fuel filter because it was full of SPIDERS. Thing had been sitting out so long before i got it there were arachnids homesteading inside of it.

0:50 because a 2003 skaeboard guy would be too chill to have unfinished business that would keep them shackled to the mortal plane

OH MY GOD I MADE THE THUMBNAIL???

that last post gave me real "and I love you, random citizen!" vibes and i'm here for it XD

Your Master Shake remains EXCELLENT. Thank you again.

I love pukichos nonchalant respect towards the random furry

that ending had the same vibe as that one metro man meme

1:14 Masculinizing hrt is also like a long-term magical girl transformation, but more He-Man than She-Ra or Sailor Moon

New class unlocked: Anxiety Monk

I, as a tumblr gimmick blog, am shaking in ma boots everytime I watch ur videos cuz EVERY TIME! A friend of mine breaches containment lol

I totally agree about the magical girl transformation

Actually, magical girl transformations are just really fast hrt transitions. The extreme amount of energy involved in such highly sped up transformations is why they’re never interrupted. It would be more dangerous than the power boost it gives

What the fecking hells is that meatpotato and sentient milkshake supposed to be????

there are two types, broke people, and furries. im somehow both.

I had my first nightmare in probably years I was in a FNAF game getting chased by the gang ya know going through different scenes one was Bonnie in a house bathroom I tried to use the mirror to distract him. It changed to me being in a storage mill/facility with saw blades and creepy underground passages I had a shotgun but it was not useful at all. I had to run from Bonnie and foxy as I tryed to open a door. With nothing but sound and the gun to protect me having to leave the room to escape. The last part was the most fun? I had to run over storage containers trying to escape chica and balloon boy (it looked similar to the Halloween moon) I had to jump form Moving train of crates to another. I reached the over the track had to knock chica out of my way and the vase behind her. I ran forward into a dead end. I had to use a switch next to a soda machine to crush multiple chicas between two walls. There was a slow normal size ones and a faster huge one coming twords me. I falled the challenge after I think I needed to press the buttons on the soda machine to distract the huge chica but I don't know because that scared me awake

"DONT MENTION IT RANDOM FURRY!" Metroman VIIIBBBEESSS

videos like this reminds me exactly WHY I subscribed.

I fully expected Pukicho ti be like "the bird is gone cuz I ate it :)"

They call for aid, everyone protect the burger town

I have took it like four or five shifts today and the pain in the ass that is giving me is a lot more bearable than the shit. I wind up reading and listening and watching off of Tumblr. And if you think that’s bad, try listening to Tumblr binge compilations while driving late at night in a snow storm with icy roads the stuff can kill you.

Oh cool, she's voiced a character in a game. Wonder which... * clicks Play * Ohhhhhhhh she straight up got Isekai'd and is living her best life, good for her.

God... goddam Seymour. I was not prepared to unpack my feelings about Ryan Dunn @ 10pm tonight. I connected strongly with him and was devastated when he passed.

I don't know about the Germans, but in Dutch "burger" typically just means citizen. I say typically, because historically as far as I know it was first used for the class of people who lived in cities, then later for the bourgoisee or however the feck you spell that who were rich merchants and held political power in the Republic. We don't have krieg though, our word for war is "oorlog", pronounced like "oarlohg" where instead of using the soft English G you use the harder Dutch G which can best be replicated by imitating the sound of sawing logs. Don't judge, English is more fecking weird then Dutch, just look at how hard your J's are for instance.

1:06 WAIT ITS A *MEDICAL* GIRL TRANSFORMATION SEQENCE

1:55 Meanwhile on any page for every artist ever. "broke, homeless, and hungry. Help me pay my medical bills. Will draw/paint anything no matter how depraved, just pay my bills for another week."

I keep hearing of the suspiciously wealthy furry, and I'm just stuck here wondering when I get a turn I've been in line for like 4 years

NOOOO NOT THROCKMORTON

Requesting a translation from Meatwadese into English?

I must need to dig deeper into my furry powers to make that much money. Do you just like, hit a certain point where you ascend reality and just gain the ability to afford infinite fursuits?

Yes

i am like 99% sure that the 2003 skateboard guy ghost thing was the premise of at least one kick buttowski episode

Oh, Ryan Dunn. :(

i enjoyed watching this

I have been called.

0:16 Okay, I just gotta say, I would _really_ appreciate if the text from the post were on screen here because I _cannot_ understand Meatwad or whatever the guy's name is.

What can I say, we furries are just out there!

2 Videos? In one day!? LETS GOOOO

Thank you for the video.

hey wait a minute thats my fucking mutual up there

Seymour, you do an amazing Dana Snyder impression, second only to Ken Plume's.

damn, pukicho really called my furry ass out like that...

OH SHIT IM IN A PM SEYMOUR VIDEO

1:48 This! This! I swear, it HAS to be some kind of CIA plot, it can't be just a coincidence all of the people in power are furries, I'm not crazy, I am not!

murrit pfp right off the bat aaa

Whoa the like counter updates in real time?

That last one needed the MetroMan Meme

Wait, Pukicho has merch?

Could someone please transcribe Meatwad for me because I genuinely have no idea what he said

Can someone transcribe the meatwad dialogue?

Ghost that's just a cool guy from the 2000's but is also still a Ghost? Dose he happen to be posesing a copy of half life vr to make it gay?

Pukicho sells stuff?

if this comment gets to idk 600 likes pm Seymore will have to become am Seymour for one video (i don't know if this stuff gets likes im just trying to get attention sorry)

As a wise man once said, "Don't make fun of the Furry community. If they can afford a $2,000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mailbox"

To the post at 0:49 HE'S NOT EVEN DEAD! BRO IS STILL ALIVE

0:59 THROCKY, NOOOOOO!!

0:57 And his name is THROOOOCKMORTON!!! *John Cena theme plays*

0:57 NOT COUSIN THROCKMORTON!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

0:01 i did not hear clocks and thought it was a coming out Post

0:49 - OOP should play The World Ends With You - 'cause that's exactly what they want

As the great Russian badger has put it, “if a furry can afford a 40,000 dollar fursuit they can afford the 20$ delivery fee to ship a pipe bomb to my house”. Wise words, furries are respectable people

00:51 this fall clearly hasnt seen my roomate is a ghost