19:50 I have a problem with this.

this video is hilarious isn't it innit bruv ね?

14:17 ok no I'm sorry you laugh but this the actual style chosen for the 1980's Scritti Politti music video 'Absolute'. The entire music video is a goddamn fever dream

11:37 (in the voice of a certain small German fish) Midnight Phantasmagoria! (I feel like absolutely no one is going to get that reference but I’m not changing this one bit)

15:21 Garroth.

1:35 I am literally KNOWN for having the worst luck *ever.* Every person who meets me finds out one way or another. When i first tell them they say "pffff noooo. You're being overdramatic!" Then proceed to watch as my entire life surprisingly quickly crumbles due to ridiculous things out of my control. Ridiculous things such as buying a new phone cable and then opening the box to realize it's empty, attempting to return the box, but of course that doesn't work, so I buy a new one only for it's internal wiring to already be broken when I attempt to use it for the first time. AM I OVERREACTING *NOW,* JAROLD???

lowkey obsessed with the idea of bringing ancient people back to our day and seeing how they'd react. i need to show st thomas aquinas galaxy gas

0:01 YOU COULD HAVE DONE THE PHONE GUY BIT! HELLO HELLO MOTHER FUCKER?

25:55 listen bitch if i shriek at someone the nerotypicals just look at me in confusion BUT every bloody adhd and autistic BITCH i know SHRIEKS BACK

Dude studied a whole year of Japanese, but about two weeks of anime watching would give the same effect

just threw a tomato in the sea. it's officially soup

10:19 no its not, that just means your joking, a paradox is "im just joking/jk"

I love tumblr, it's full of my fellow kin which I thought never existed in my youth. I feel understood, I feel like I'm not as odd as what people believed I was.

3:15 alternatively, in a game with no consequences, how would you know younwere still playing the good side?

Good job Patrick.

real

I had a girlfriend in High School who pronounced Persephone like Saxophone, she was devastated when I told her. She couldn't say I was wrong, she was in French, I was taking Latin. It took her a week to accept the truth, and to stop speaking french at me for being annoyed at the correction.

Tig ol bitties

Could someone explain to me what the joke is? So many people say they saw it from a mile away but i am just confused.

THAT ISN'T RELAXING I NEARLY PASSED OUT DUE TO LACK OF BRAIN OXYGEN

3:02 😊👋👌 I have no idea what this one would mean…

17:51 ...okay so I assume that was a Lobster Therian...or somthin like that

One of my favorite Deadpool comic dubs out there. It's nice to come back to this every now and then ^_^

0:00 you could say the moon is a…. LUNAtic

11:35 GIANNI?????

16:56 but NEVER in a jar...NEVER

Jokes on you I didn’t lick my lips!

8:25 idk why, but the voice you used for this post sound like John Mulaney, I probably thought this because I did listen to his “The One Thing” story multiple times today, but I still think it’s interesting to point out.

Had a total "Who's on first" train going, loved it 🤣

I'm wearing lip gloss, and at LEAST I HAVE LIPS

Reject feeling bad about yourself, return to goblin.

For sale: baby catapult, lightly used.

Awesome 🤩

18:55 I now finally know the context to this after years thanks to listening to The Magnus Archives

Bro he doesn’t even there talking about a woman’s breast

TIL other people get so stressed it shuts down and starts being calm

7:33 what's sadder is that Minecraft youtuber passed away due to cancer before they even got close to hitting 30