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@unionjackgamingandvlogs6457 3 года назад

Old people: exist That turtle: now listen here young man, back in my day-

@macky8852 3 года назад

Lol

@CitrusDT 3 года назад

Underated comment

@wonnie3610 3 года назад

LMAO

@amritakrishna4716 3 года назад

So, I was cackling for a FRACKING 3 DAYS LMAOO AND WHY THE HECK DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?

@Liayuh_1 3 года назад

I will continue that sentence thank you “back in my day we used to eat Dino nuggies but now sadly we eat chicken:(“

@mochiwulf3407 4 года назад

The polar bear: *”hey wassup dude-“* The man: **HISSSSSS**

@mochiwulf3407 4 года назад

DasRandomMan The polar bear: AAAAAA

@daxamodi2726 4 года назад

I'd run too 😂

@clawdoo 4 года назад

1:10 TIME STAMP

@doge5603 4 года назад

The polar bear: bro chill wtf im out

@Limbbiscuit 4 года назад

Polar bear : How did you walk with two feet dude? Dude : HIISSSS....

@firered4796 Год назад

The Turtle does know everything He saw the End of Dinosaurs He saw the Beginning of the World He saw things he never thought was real

@AlexKuz Год назад

Can you hear them? All these people who lived in terror of you and your judgement. All these people who's ancestors devoted and sacrificed themselves to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh, you like to think you're a god, but you're not a god. You're just a parasite eating out the jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and lost and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So, so come on then. Take mine. Take my memories. And I hope you've got a big appetite because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out. Moment by moment until nothing remained -- no time, no space, just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics where devised by the mind of a mad man. I watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!

@Bikewithlove Год назад

The firefighter rescuing the dog is by far the best clip for obvious reasons. The whole video is great, though. That opal is a real winner!

@tatebro7527 Год назад

turtle

@insertquirkynamehere5258 Год назад

AGREED

@insertquirkynamehere5258 Год назад

I'M TALKING ABOUT TURTLE

@Bikewithlove Год назад

@@insertquirkynamehere5258 - Oh no! The head engineer of the Obama foundation found my RU-vid channel! What ever will I do? Lol!

@hrishikeshpurohit8676 3 года назад

That's not a turtle. That's master Oogway himself

@davidmartin7395 3 года назад

I didn’t see your comment so I gotta delete mine

@bluerisk 2 года назад

His grandmother.

@prithvirajsastri2849 2 года назад

lol haha

@clarity150 2 года назад

underrated comment

@user-ve5zu9bm1d 2 года назад

you're smart af

@arthurverlaine6434 2 года назад

Turtle gets closer to human's ear and whispers: *"monke"*

@coalcac 2 года назад

"monke magic"

@noonespecialxd5681 2 года назад

@seventhsilence3724 2 года назад

mon-keigh

@MarquisVegan 2 года назад

@ You got to be kidding me. You one of those guys? 🤣

@blackpeople6874 2 года назад

men

@thatoneleaf9895 Год назад

The ending clip looks like it is straight out of a futuristic world but the advanced beings who want to be explorers return to the ground and explore the abandoned and worn down buildings that used to be the homes to millions on millions of people but now due to some global event they resorted to either living in the sky or on another planet near Earth, like it feels so surreal yet beautiful and it is just amazing.

@ano3661 11 месяцев назад

Yes, beautiful

@Darth1Marik Год назад

The turtle's genuine curiosity of the diver shows he's probably never seen a human ever in his long life.

@nR00R Год назад

Reality doesn't care what you choose to believe or not, the fact is that the turtles eyes show that he is blind. Deal with it

@we-bu4zh 8 месяцев назад

@@nR00Ryou so rude for what 😭😭

@Uncle_Hargle 3 года назад

Turtle: come my child, Obama’s last name is- *clip ends*

@scupsyy 3 года назад

-care

@achairwithinternetaccess996 3 года назад

Obama's last name is Vincent

@ethancohen6092 3 года назад

THE SECRET OF OBAMA’S LAST NAME IS- ZA WARUDO

@luizguilherme7450 3 года назад

@@ethancohen6092 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

@Mack443 3 года назад

*NOOOOOOOOOO*

@artemicionkupo4367 3 года назад

That turtle looks like a mythical creature.

@callmeishmael3031 2 года назад

It looks like a chia pet I have.

@mylastpieceofhair7673 2 года назад

Woah you got a heart after 2 years!

@oldarthurmorgan6319 2 года назад

It does imagine it would be HUGE

@thegreeter7027 2 года назад

You mean the giant island turtle?

@Garounaking 2 года назад

Pokemon

@TobiDyLetsPlay100 Год назад

imagine getting THIS old, if this Turtle could talk, it could tell stories of way back in the days

@FloatyyBrain Год назад

As someone who’s special interest is marine life, I always get super excited whenever you put videos of marine life in your videos. Got especially excited today because stingrays are my favorite animal. 2:45 Thank you. :]

@j.car09 3 года назад

Me: Turtle, how did the dinosaurs go extinct? Turtle: *sit down, young one. I’m about to tell you a story*

@j.car09 2 года назад

@@gaize1017 LOL

@justaguyyyy6446 2 года назад

Dinosaurs went extinct because their farts turned the air trashy

@j.car09 2 года назад

@@justaguyyyy6446 they brought it to themselves 😼

@Demeter2004 2 года назад

@@justaguyyyy6446 Kenji?

@Itsbully06 2 года назад

they didnt actual die, when they turn into a meteor and flew into space to Uranus where they live

@faded039 5 лет назад

Turtle: "Come here mortal, I shall share with you all the secrets of the galaxy."

@Acecer 5 лет назад

ur mom gay

@syve4172 5 лет назад

@@Acecer your dad lesbian

@Acecer 5 лет назад

@@syve4172 well he said you were amazing in the bed ... i blame you for that.

@dread4337 5 лет назад

your sister is lesbian

@faded039 5 лет назад

@@dread4337 youre an accident

@Kylethehellhound666 Год назад

Me: "Hey turtle tell me a story" Turtle: "go to bed kid I'm going to Tell you a very very long story young boy"

@brohamster 10 месяцев назад

That is a snapping turtle. They are really common where I live and I see them everywhere. They are really not as vicious and aggressive as people think they are and are actually quite docile mostly of the time.

@Gigagekko 3 года назад

Diver: "OH WISE TURTLE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS" The Turtle: "MMM monkey"

@Inazio1311 3 года назад

* *proceeds to ascend* *

@oshinvishwakarma5105 3 года назад

*monke

@DadVR 3 года назад

I want to like, but it has 69, so I can’t

@DadVR 3 года назад

@Ho Justin thank you

@remiwalrus454 3 года назад

its oogway

@Thetoxicpeaceful1 3 года назад

People getting older: Loses hair Turtle getting older: UNO REVERSE

@bronwynseiter4281 3 года назад

Turtle getting older: Grows hair

@lisey_6 3 года назад

That’s algae

@Thetoxicpeaceful1 3 года назад

@@lisey_6 No I am pretty sure that is beautiful chad hair.

@hypercaneaurastopalan1503 3 года назад

@@lisey_6 yeah but it looks yummy

@JahoSelamaj 3 года назад

@@lisey_6 it's Chad hair can't u see

@KaitekiAudios Год назад

Just give that Turtle a stick and it will magically turn into Master Oogway.

@xaviadelirus615 Год назад

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift… that’s why they call it the present” - The old turtle.

@rengokuaniki8350 3 года назад

That turtle be like "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift"

@smileflower4477 3 года назад

"That is why it is called the *present* "

@heinzguderian628 3 года назад

That turtle lived so long that it unlocked the legendary skin

@lardlover3730 3 года назад

lol

@geraldbal7945 3 года назад

i bet you can make a video game like _ori and the will of the turtle_

@JE1S0HN 3 года назад

Dang😔

@coacobird 2 года назад

The turtle is just "Come closer, child, and hear my wisdom."

@b33fsupreme13 Год назад

True

@sawc.ma.bals. Год назад

Master oogway

@ijustdraw8108 Год назад

Ah yes

@H04DZ Год назад

“Mmm, monke”

@muliatitupak2818 Год назад

I think that turtle is capable of lego piece

@jalpabenpatel3284 Год назад

0:03-0:23 // Diver : "This turtle is not a turtle, now this is what I call a great piece of grassy wet land. Amazing."

@saisiri1719 Год назад

1:51 Poor Racoon searching for food on his fluffy and chubby belly. Funny and cute!

@kelk1nnie 4 года назад

Polar Bear: *poses for camera* Photographer: *HISSSSSSSS* Polar Bear: WHAT THE HELL MAN-

@MohanKumar-sc4jk 4 года назад

Lmao 😂😆😁 this needs more likes.....

@lbegaming6490 4 года назад

Lol you are funny

@taper2k-kingtape750 4 года назад

The Kitty Cult 670th like

@violetsinvenus 4 года назад

💀💀💀💀💀💀

@alittlebitofeverything4136 4 года назад

No joke

@gordanaandric2004 5 лет назад

Polar bear:Hi there I am friendly I won’t hur- Human:HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Polar bear:WTF

@plasmaticlmao 5 лет назад

Phoenix Fire polar bear:hell no fuck that

@monkee8887 4 года назад

Same thing with beees

@mariaamericalobedica5171 4 года назад

hello

@rosiana5444 4 года назад

666 likes

@unsettled3943 4 года назад

Phoenix Fire 666 likes

@michaelhatch1994 20 дней назад

You can do that to a Polar Bear cub, but it's a good thing mummy wasn't around.

@christianissus8287 Год назад

The turtle looked like a overaged water sloth

@hyalinduelist2527 4 года назад

This turtle look like about to say " My time has come"

@budliar3088 3 года назад

Master no don't leave me

@naifalrabeei 3 года назад

@@budliar3088 you will have to complete the journey without me... You have to believe....

@thetreatment498 3 года назад

I was about to say that. Bruh.

@christianenriquez52900 3 года назад

"There are no accidents."

@thetreatment498 3 года назад

@ImNot Kenシッツ 1) two weeks. 2) You are quite the cancer.

@flowerbread8719 5 лет назад

The turtle looks like it has a quest for you

@FrostE_ 5 лет назад

Another settlement needs your help

@sunflowers_and_roses 5 лет назад

LOL

@MhelGamingRBLX 5 лет назад

poor polar bear..

@dreamsauce373 5 лет назад

We could’ve used that turtle to tell us which settlements need our help!

@doggeenayter 5 лет назад

I need more bred

@heowhdkd 2 года назад

"turtle, do you have any wise words to say?" *"Mmm monke"*

@TheShalestorm Год назад

"You think they heard us." "nah i had my silencer on G"

@desertsurfer3095 3 года назад

The turtle was saying "back in the days, things were beautiful, no PLASTICS"

@MrBonk-vp9vm 3 года назад

Yes

@cheenobi6123 3 года назад

ok Boomer

@kasesayuri 3 года назад

Hydro flaskiesskskskskkskksks

@emmymchuyt9727 3 года назад

WHOAH. WHO'S AT THAT TABLE THERE?

@botulinum7143 3 года назад

@@cheenobi6123 ok gen z. Lost idiot.

@waowao9852 3 года назад

Bear: “Oh you wanna take my picture? Lemme get closer” Photographer: “HIISSSSSSSSS” Bear: “wtf”

@movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 года назад

How the turns have tabled! edit: i worded it on purpose wtf yall

@lagwilson8159 3 года назад

@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 now the tables have turned There Edit: i know its a joke lol

@movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 года назад

@@lagwilson8159 lmfao

@randomguyjustscrollingthru6969 3 года назад

@@lagwilson8159 i see ur not a man of culture

@jasonmoore7223 3 года назад

@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 it’s how the turn tables

@yadmabini1253 Год назад

Polar bear: Can I see my pic? Human: RAWRRR

@heyoyo10gaming4 Год назад

2:04 "Is he asleep?" "No, I think he's dead"

@shreyashibu1274 3 года назад

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, He carry an island on his bacc

@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 3 года назад

I think he's descended from The Great Turtle that carries the world on its back.....

@lazyfilm6583 3 года назад

He looks Like Oogway.

@Kallikallikalli 3 года назад

Its a torterra

@Hello-wn9eh 3 года назад

@@Kallikallikalli a underwater torterra

@karmicalbruh5048 3 года назад

@@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 ooo i know that

@phamlapleb1613 5 лет назад

Thats a friggen dinosaur

@greendinosaur562 5 лет назад

you rang

@morganhyland4223 5 лет назад

latonya ingram 😂😂😂

@jumixx7843 5 лет назад

Its a toaster Didnt you read the title

@brucesanborn8527 5 лет назад

Yes and his name is Phil

@masterofmundus1304 5 лет назад

I think it's an alligator turtle but I can't see the shell well enough

@Mediados Год назад

Plant life: "Won't you DIE ALREADY?" Turle: "n o"

@seansmith877 11 месяцев назад

Photographer: I have invaded your home and am taking unwanted pictures of you. Also photographer: get away from me why are you getting so close to me.

@SophieandJoe 5 лет назад

2:10 *_GARFIELD?!_*

@elitedefender4315 5 лет назад

no its fieldgar

@jumixx7843 5 лет назад

Indeed

@adambruins 5 лет назад

Yeah he just chilling after a long day eating food

@towwong2822 5 лет назад

"Hi, John"

@lol-curas908 5 лет назад

It is a br br Garfield (I am Brazillian XD)

@pisic9022 4 года назад

Polar bear was like: chill bro it's just a prank look at the camera

@ezzotron 4 года назад

darkhorse0404 underrated

@goobiethicc5054 4 года назад

Fellow melon dog.

@pisic9022 4 года назад

@@goobiethicc5054 brother, we meet again

@ssophiia 4 года назад

@@pisic9022 LMAO

@martacaldaa2kmdate264 4 года назад

You called me?

@intruder7176 Год назад

That turtle know what the dog doing 🤣🤣🤣

@DearestMother Год назад

0:23 POV: your friend is about to push you off as a prank.

@lemongrab9044 3 года назад

The turtle being found after all those years: There are no accidents

@grooyx745 3 года назад

Sheeeeesh

@grooyx745 3 года назад

Nah your right

@mohify2174 3 года назад

Master oogway

@lemongrab9044 3 года назад

Holy shit I got a heart

@oppickles1358 2 года назад

Congrats!!

@SuperEvelina1234 5 лет назад

Na that’s not a turtle it’s me coming out my room after 10 months

@sureshjagruti 5 лет назад

Me but in 18 years when my mom kicks me out

@holdtrue2021 5 лет назад

😂

@AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад

WTFFF I am extremely confused: Why do I have so many fans on RU-vid despite my being the unprettiest RU-vidr WORLDWIDE? Please answer my question, dear morggymoop

@guymcintyre579 5 лет назад

AxxL shut up you’re everywhere

@SuperEvelina1234 5 лет назад

AxxL that’s just how mafia works

@jordanpesiplays2992 Год назад

0:29 looks like a crocodile lol

@True_Angelo Год назад

Man: **Runs towards polar bear** Polar Bear: Oh, we’re playing tag? I love tag!! Your it!

@appalachia2849 5 лет назад

That photographer does not at all seem scared of that polar bear

@demoneon9527 5 лет назад

Gerald Hopps showing that you’re not afraid, being aggressive, and trying to make yourself look bigger are pieces of advice I always find on sources about surviving bear encounters. That and punching them in the nose and face of all else fails.

@EmeraldDreams7 5 лет назад

That's the point. The polar bear can't know he's afraid.

@nekomuffin8918 5 лет назад

He's probably a Slav

@duck8316 5 лет назад

Lol

@plsmaurice5549 5 лет назад

@@nekomuffin8918 true

@Jamie-bj4bh 5 лет назад

That turtle has the eco system on its back lmao

@DA-js7xz 5 лет назад

We have ecosystems in our guts!

@desync4058 5 лет назад

It's an underwater Torterra ( Pokemon )

@spotalarm1068 5 лет назад

It’s Maturin, the turtle from Steven King’s book

@silence4397 5 лет назад

found it after 1 hour tho

@WA-Y 5 лет назад

hewwo.

@enerjonsuperrr Год назад

turtle: listen here my child, long ago before time had a name

@katmadison7607 11 месяцев назад

The cat was like, "Yo. Money. Bag. PEACE!"

@MonikaCult 5 лет назад

"HoLy mOLy"

@suborgtfo.4433 5 лет назад

How it's so easy to get a ♥.. Like u just typed Holy Moly and boom. There u go

@losethegame1991 5 лет назад

Its the FrE Sh Ava Ca Do lady

@dhrogontorres214 5 лет назад

@@suborgtfo.4433 Well clearly it's a lot more complicated than that. He had to use caps in between

@maremare9515 5 лет назад

Yet for me, please . . .

@hypercyclone1252 5 лет назад

*moldy

@Radical_Rainbow 3 года назад

*"Before we bended the elements, we bended the energies within ourselves."* -That turtle, probably

@angelgabriel1825 3 года назад

"I will teach you techniques of your ancestors, that will chance how you see life and death, to show you what light can shine and what darkness can hide" -the wise turtle

@nadiahapsari3359 3 года назад

"There are no accidents." -The Turtle,Art of War

@kertcybelalipis4236 3 года назад

“mm monke” -That turtle, probably

@vixi6277 3 года назад

Oh my gosh I love a good avatar reference

@justinerek779 2 года назад

Sorry but lion turtles are extinct so that cant be him

@natalietate5805 Год назад

2:36 These cownose rays are so pretty to see when they're group together.

@crispybacon9917 Год назад

I'd probably die if I was a wildlife photographer, a tiger or grizzly would attack me and I'd just be petting it whilst it chewed my face off

@mr.voidout4739 3 года назад

That polar bear just wanted to bring him a Coke :(

@axelcarter9230 3 года назад

Lmao

@muntahaabid7860 3 года назад

Aww poor polar bear all he wanted was a friend

@epid8671 3 года назад

@@muntahaabid7860 aww hell that man

@zband9016 3 года назад

With the way that bear was wiggling I think he wanted a belly rub.

@muntahaabid7860 3 года назад

@@zband9016 I think he did he was itchy

@TheseGoodVibesOnly 5 лет назад

Polar bear - “Can I have a hug Hooman?” Human - *”HSHHHHHH”*

@1v1combat 5 лет назад

Meh

@Skitteryhurdle5 5 лет назад

Yeah a hug...

@keineahnung1750 5 лет назад

@@Skitteryhurdle5 You don't get it, right?

@orangecrust7809 5 лет назад

Chickin Who Makes Video’s bear: OH SHOOT

@asmer3302 5 лет назад

*KSS KSS KSS KSS

@weeferooni 7 месяцев назад

not the “holy moley” in unison 💀

@315Uzin 2 года назад

1:09 polar bear was like oh shiiiiit

@meowmaro 5 лет назад

2:16 nah pretty sure that's Garfield

@robloxpolicedepartment6926 5 лет назад

True

@stanolender6836 5 лет назад

Lol

@L00PdeL00P 5 лет назад

*I GOTTA HAVE ME SOME LA SAGAH*

@nouramine2989 5 лет назад

😂😂😂👍

@deezylightbeam 4 года назад

"Sigh, mondays"

@lydia7598 4 года назад

bear: i have no fear. human: HisS bear: i have one fear.

@AXAND3R 4 года назад

Mama bear: *appears* Still no fear.

@malia4102 4 года назад

Your username😂

@cookinlikeachefima5starmic747 4 года назад

That man was rude tho, the bear wanted to be left alone yet he was trynna film him and scare him too. Smh

@lydia7598 4 года назад

@@cookinlikeachefima5starmic747 he wasnt rude tho he just scared him. he didnt hurt him or anything

@WOLFGANG634 4 года назад

Hyunjins fluffy hair You do realize that Polar Bears are even more aggressive than Grizzlies? Especially, since they have no land predators that rival them. I’m sure the bear was curious. However, that curiosity could’ve quickly turned into him wanting an afternoon snack. That man did the right thing. Had he ignored the bear & let it too close, it would’ve attacked him.

@fantilldeath528trajectory Год назад

So we’re just gonna pretend like this man did not just scare of a polar bear…POLAR BEAR, Ok😶

@ultimatebookworm8277 Год назад

thats turtle be like "come my child. i shall give you some wisdom for finding me"

@eriksimca9409 2 года назад

I wonder how many historical events that turtle has unknowingly lived through

@pacesucks7008 2 года назад

It wasn't unknowingly ........... It definitely knew , it just came to the diver like damn , I thought y'all were all ded

@Khaos969 2 года назад

@@pacesucks7008 vietnam, world war 1&2

@quezmiz736 2 года назад

@@Khaos969 that species of turtle only lives up to about 40-50 years in the wild

@saviitrius 2 года назад

@@quezmiz736 What species is it?

@quezmiz736 2 года назад

@@saviitrius it appears to be a snapping turtle Tortoises(live on land) are the ones that live for years and years and years

@kayyl680 5 лет назад

That turtle looks more like an underwater sloth

@skye5818 5 лет назад

What are you talking about? That obviously me

@thedestroyermate2757 5 лет назад

True

@mauirandall8176 5 лет назад

Exactly what I was thinking a drowned sloth

@cms_tahsin Год назад

The kangaroo be like"the work in the gym is paying off

@MelanieWiser Год назад

The turtle looks like he bout to say there are no accidents

@calebnolt8384 3 года назад

0:28 is this just me or does the peninsula look like an aligator sleeping

@sweetcanada17 3 года назад

I thought so too.

@Tylermanguy58 3 года назад

yup

@aircall2065 3 года назад

Imagine it suddenly rises up and a long healthbar appears atop it

@oceanocean2996 3 года назад

I didn't think that

@Tylermanguy58 3 года назад

bruh

@neat522 5 лет назад

That's that turtle from Kung Fu Panda

@themidgetking4326 5 лет назад

Neat52 master oogway

@fatboy4663 5 лет назад

@@themidgetking4326 yup

@zy7411 5 лет назад

Master oogway

@trapsarentgay4195 5 лет назад

battlehard 3 yup...

@sadsnoop5548 5 лет назад

Oogway died tho

@Silentguy_ Год назад

Forget the suppressor. That 249 probably needs a new barrel and gas block lmao

@painckees Год назад

-Come here human, I will tell you secrets of universe that turtle probably-

@plumberjiminc1 5 лет назад

Dat turtle looks like he is saying “come closer,let my tell you a secret”

@-KillaWatt- 5 лет назад

It's free real estate

@domas3970 5 лет назад

@@-KillaWatt- fuck u

@w1nnii 5 лет назад

DomasW woah buddy calm down there

@meepbeep2464 5 лет назад

@@domas3970 CALM DOWN

@zoelewis7498 5 лет назад

LOL more like “hey there lil mama lemme whisper you in your ears”

@xMika_ 4 года назад

2:05 that’s not just any cat, *THATS GARFIELD.*

@cyberNinja69477 4 года назад

i hate mondays and i love lasagna

@Casteray 4 года назад

@@cyberNinja69477 i hate lasagna

@brexil4133 4 года назад

Brazil

@brexil4133 4 года назад

@@danilorm2402 the narrator said: "this man from brazil and this cat"

@brexil4133 4 года назад

@@danilorm2402 you: "ah yes brazilian are dumb that cant speak english"

@dolorismachina2 Год назад

All fun and games until the bear calls the bluff xD

@charanjitgill2022 Год назад

0:29 u cant tell me that that massive headland does not look like a alligator

@andynguyen587 2 года назад

melting a silencer with bullets the most American thing ive ever seen

@theemerald2562 2 года назад

Yep

@fradefox6128 2 года назад

Exactly what I thoigh

@wave263 2 года назад

Not exactly

@Becky-gx4fj 2 года назад

Gun: I shot 70 rounds and my silencer melted GTA 5:your pathetic

@tom2581 2 года назад

@@wave263 yes exactly

@theprotagonist9007 3 года назад

Turtle: *"Jerrold? Jerrold is that you? IT HAS BEEN 66 MILLIONS YEARS MY SON"* the camera man: 🎥 👁👄👁

@flipcreate5744 3 года назад

7 years ago 4 years ago, understandable have a nice day

@rayyanhadiff6481 3 года назад

Lmaoo

@crescentmoon482 3 года назад

Omg LOL XD. I cracked up-

@lzylay 3 года назад

He probably saw the first world war

@MattTheDestroyer 3 года назад

@@lzylay he probably saw the revolutionary war

@HeyThere-ve8hh Год назад

"ball ball ball"-really old turtle

@-thepurpleboys- Год назад

0:37 Me: “And *NONE* of you get it!”

@sasuke_u8688 4 года назад

Bro its obviously the lion turtle from avatar

@raineeholmes566 4 года назад

I agree completely!! Someone insulted it by calling it something from rick and morty can you believe it!

@slaypa 4 года назад

That was what i think lmao😂

@ilhandaanish2381 4 года назад

Rainee Holmes I’m pretty sure the thing from rick and Morty was a tortoise tho

@millie9209 4 года назад

OH MY GOSH I LOVED AVATAR I WISH I COULD BRING IT BACK =((

@drol.3821 4 года назад

It got canceled in 2006 :(

@KiyoshiroClips Год назад

That turtle kinda looks like the battle pass

@someguywhohatespottery6026 Год назад

The turtle looks like they want to give you a cryptic quest

@JDsVarietyChannel 3 года назад

2:05 Now that's the true definition of SWAG

@ar1590 3 года назад

Garfield the cat

@mikeatl6367 3 года назад

That cat makes me want a cat...

@octavia_rb4412 3 года назад

@ZniperShaf no1 cares if your first

@jeyko4274 3 года назад

BRASIL PORRA Se for postar isso no suddenlycaralho Me coloca ao lado de ednaldo pereira, nosso mestre.

@SpiritUs1 3 года назад

drip

@coolchouzhao 5 лет назад

That turtle is gonna give you a tutorial

@Jillybean711 5 лет назад

No, he does the tutorial.

@Lord_Gatsby 5 лет назад

Hes the last companion you find in a rpg or mmo

@wormsyy9004 5 лет назад

Jillybean711 turtleorial

@denbover9640 Год назад

The turtle looks like someone from Davy Jones crew😂

@rmsc9127 Год назад

0:27 That rock looks just like a giant croc.

@MrZillas 3 года назад

That must be the original turtle of "The never ending story"

@o_o5913 3 года назад

Turtle: ACHOOOO- what did you say

@sammndl9592 3 года назад

Or from ATLA

@venatrix6007 3 года назад

That turtle remind me of Master Oogway

@luukverhoeven7565 3 года назад

I watched the never ending story as a kid I was disappointed it ended

@masonlamotte3413 3 года назад

The neverending stoorEeEeeeeEE badada bada...

@dailysacrificedoublee 3 года назад

“There is no good news or bad news. There is just news.” -That turtle.

@takorouakaida4238 3 года назад

"And I will be here until the day there's no more news."

@gamingunner128 3 года назад

creeprkillr11305 the plastic has escaped from the factory! Master turtle:... that is bad news.. Also that’s the best line from master ougwa ever. Also ik that’s not how to spell Oogway.