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A Sequel So Bad, it Ruins the First Book | Ready Player Two Review, Part 1 

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It's really telling when an author uses 150 pages to stage the worldbuilding, then uses less than half of that setup throughout the story.
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@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
Sorry about the audio in this video. My microphone was on the wrong setting when I filmed all this, and this take was already my second time recording this review. I didn't have the energy to refilm everything for a third time, and I really liked the energy and delivery that I gave, so putting in another 5-6 hours to reshoot this in one afternoon was daunting. I fixed the audio as best I could, so hopefully the video isn't too grating to listen to. The problem doesn't reoccur in part 2.
@draconisthewyvern3664
@draconisthewyvern3664 3 года назад
“who would wanna give birth to themselves...it could be worse...” rouge...rouge...don’t underestimate people...don’t. and maybe people with a breeding fetish (basically a slightly more extreme version of pregnant fetish) would? again don’t underestimate people
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
I hate that I completely agree with you.
@claytonmiller3345
@claytonmiller3345 3 года назад
Bro my headphones are not good enough to hear good audio. It sounds just fine to me. I’m excited for part two.
@macejaso
@macejaso 3 года назад
Well then... ill just stick with otherland for a story about being stuck in vr
@grkpektis
@grkpektis 3 года назад
If you need a good book to get this dumb POS off your mind I recommend Daemon by Daniel Suarez. It's like Ready Player Two (came out before RP1) except it's a great horror story, has something to say about technology, has very high stakes, much more likable characters, much scarier and threatening villains. And best of all it doesn't remind me at all of that horrible SAO story because it's written as a horrifying techno thriller not shitty wish fulfillment fan fiction
@JackedThor-so
@JackedThor-so 3 года назад
Have I read the first book? No. Have I seen the movie? No. Have I read the sequel? No. Will I watch this entire video? Yes.
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
Thanks for the support!
@JackedThor-so
@JackedThor-so 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue You're more than welcome! Its practically a national holiday whenever you upload! 🥰
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 года назад
Same, starter
@MrSasunaru101
@MrSasunaru101 3 года назад
I never finished the first book
@jordanholt9170
@jordanholt9170 3 года назад
I'm in the same boat.
@DragobAttack
@DragobAttack 3 года назад
The thing that bothers me the most with this world: Where are the furries? A virtual world, where you can be any character you want? This place must swarm with furries.
@5cents577
@5cents577 3 года назад
That's why the naughties doing hotel thing planet exist
@tiajoseph7309
@tiajoseph7309 2 года назад
And 1,000 year old loli demons girls.
@michaelk-j6123
@michaelk-j6123 2 года назад
Second Life is probably the closest real life analogue to the oasis, even closer than VRchat. SL is absolutely teeming with furries and divorced 50+ year old chainsmokers roleplaying as ripped as fuck bikers (for some reason). Where are they in RP1? What gives? Honestly if Ready Player One and Two were about a virtual world full of sad old people pretending to be tough as fuck bikies I would read and enjoy the hell out of Cline's books.
@JackedThor-so
@JackedThor-so 2 года назад
They didn't exist in the eighties, therefore Cline doesn't know they exist, because he wrote a book about a high tech internet-adjacent world without actual internet culture. Because that makes sense.
@07_danishwistara29
@07_danishwistara29 2 года назад
@@JackedThor-so I think they did, but they weren't as huge as they are now
@narusferree6506
@narusferree6506 3 года назад
The 12-hour time limit is actually misleading. It's not "in twelve hours, half a billion people will die", it's "within twelve hours, all half billion people will be dead." Consider: I'm 11h50m into my gaming session when the update goes out. I'm dead in ten minutes, not twelve hours. In fact, that will be the case for the majority of players-the only ones who have the full twelve hours will be the ones who logged in just as the update goes out. In other words, ever single second Wade spends screwing around, hundreds of people are actively dying.
@kat7215
@kat7215 2 года назад
Oh sh-t. that's terrifying.
@enzodasilvazani9969
@enzodasilvazani9969 2 года назад
Normally I'd point out that it having an upper limit of time you can spend on it doesn't mean most people are gonna be hitting it every time they log in, but the book keeps on hammering in how the ONI is so addicting and everyone wants to use it all the time, that it actually is more plausible everyone is gonna be hitting the limit or coming close to it. So uh, yeah, what the fuck Cline.
@backtoearth1983
@backtoearth1983 2 года назад
You have to log out to install the headset update. I checked
@1r0zz
@1r0zz 2 года назад
then the question is. does the book follow up on that? I mean, is anyone ever bothered for hundreds of thousands victims of homicide? because it is not a "lawsuit". it's homicide...
@KaiKrimson56
@KaiKrimson56 2 года назад
Plot twist: Wade is the son of the guy that trapped everyone in the VR game in Sword Art Online Season 1.
@Jay_76
@Jay_76 3 года назад
Wasn't Halliday's message at the end of "Ready Player One" something along the lines of: Don't waste your life in virtual reality. Make reality a better place to be. So why in the heck would Halliday create an even _more_ immersive version of The OASIS?
@charliejones5563
@charliejones5563 2 года назад
my headcanon was just that Halliday made the ONI then was just like 'dear god, I need to make everyone go outside'
@dracocrusher
@dracocrusher 2 года назад
@@charliejones5563 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the ONI and the Oasis were made pretty close to eachother because the Oasis already hooks all your nerves and stuff up to a world that can replicate real sensations and experiences. So afterwards he was probably just like "Yeah, I know how people's brains light up to cause these sensations. All I need to do is map that to real people and I can put that data into a VR file." That being said, I genuinely have no idea how he thought this would just work out because by the point you're recording sex experiences to shove on the thing you'd HAVE to realize how dangerous that is, right? You don't just make super porn without realizing people would get addicted to that shit.
@Mortalitor
@Mortalitor 2 года назад
I imagine that's why Halliday never released the ONI himself. Maybe during development, he started to realize that we need to make reality a better place, instead of making virtual reality better. But then idk why he would leave the choice up to the heir?
@lagspike7763
@lagspike7763 2 года назад
Well a lot of RP2 is based around showing you that Halliday was actually a totally sick fuck
@dracocrusher
@dracocrusher 2 года назад
@@lagspike7763 A lot of RP2 in general seems like it's mostly the writer taking feedback from the first book and then twisting his characters super hard to address previous complaints.
@atinymarble
@atinymarble 3 года назад
"SAO is just fanfiction of dot Hack!" BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
@atinymarble
@atinymarble 3 года назад
I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 года назад
I heard that one before... DIGI...?
@glarfl2680
@glarfl2680 3 года назад
based on what?
@atinymarble
@atinymarble 3 года назад
@@glarfl2680 "based" meaning TRUE
@atinymarble
@atinymarble 3 года назад
@@Ramsey276one Digi who
@humanstandssans2484
@humanstandssans2484 3 года назад
"If you're going to steal a plot line from an anime, why not steal a good one?!" Shots fired, and thank you Book Jesus!
@lordglitch4266
@lordglitch4266 3 года назад
Sword art online has an interesting plot line, it's just entirely shit in execution
@skyblade7438
@skyblade7438 3 года назад
Ironic, seeing this book also uses an interesting plot exclusively for sex.
@caidpitman3845
@caidpitman3845 3 года назад
Kirito may be the worst Mary sue I've ever seen
@Surikoazimaet
@Surikoazimaet 3 года назад
@@caidpitman3845 Oh, wait until you experience the isekai with the smartphone dude...
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 3 года назад
@@Surikoazimaet Is it the one where he constantly respawns upon Death?
@sg-yo4kp
@sg-yo4kp 2 года назад
This world is unintentionally so sad- multiple generations just spending their entire life trying to learn everything about this weird old guy to win money and power, obsessing over movies, games and shows He loved, never developing any sense of self except 'i can recite an entire movie word for word' like big woop
@beneil2
@beneil2 2 года назад
show how fake this world is I say.
@clydefrosch
@clydefrosch Год назад
I mean, he ends up making his own derivative fanfiction movies so, he's working on himself
@eaglebound2120
@eaglebound2120 2 года назад
This book honestly feels like it was written by that one kid in third grade who would make up outrageous lies about what his family owns. "My dad is the president of Microsoft he gave me the Xbox 20!"
@DJSockmonkeyMusic
@DJSockmonkeyMusic 2 года назад
Funny, Armada reminder me of the shit I wrote when I was 11.
@nataschavisser573
@nataschavisser573 2 года назад
And I joined a gang in my previous school and have a girl friend in the next town over.
@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321
@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 2 года назад
@@nataschavisser573 you can't meet her though. She lives in Tokyo because her mom owns Sega Japan!
@sxatcychan1988
@sxatcychan1988 Год назад
My uncle works at Nintendo.
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 3 месяца назад
"MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO!"
@Tytoalba777
@Tytoalba777 3 года назад
"Cyberstalking my Ex" "50 person orgy" One of these is illegal, and I'll give ya a hint, it ain't the orgy.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад
I dunno man, the more people that are involved, the harder it is to check for consent. :/
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 3 года назад
KRIMSON-SENSEI!! Do you know the already so-called "Next 'The Last Airbender'-Level"?!? The Powerpuff Girls Life action Show?! If not, check it out!! Its incredible!
@corruptangel6793
@corruptangel6793 3 года назад
Depends how old the people in the orgy are lol
@samuelbarber6177
@samuelbarber6177 3 года назад
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Well if you have fifty people knowingly and willingly participating in an orgy, it’s reasonable to assume you have consent.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад
@@samuelbarber6177 Except for that one guy that accidentally stumbles into the room and before he has time to process gets sucked into the pile like that flesh-blob from Inside.
@mvpuppy5396
@mvpuppy5396 3 года назад
The super advanced total immersion tech is used almost exclusively for sex. Be honest, you KNOW that's the most realistic part of the story.
@keshagriffin3375
@keshagriffin3375 3 года назад
Yes.
@MrTigracho
@MrTigracho 3 года назад
Yes
@brodericksiz625
@brodericksiz625 3 года назад
Oh, absolutely. And I would definitely be one of the contributors to that.
@dodojesus4529
@dodojesus4529 3 года назад
@Fremen well skydiving is fun but...sex while skydiving
@MachineMan-mj4gj
@MachineMan-mj4gj 3 года назад
@Fremen Titanfall matches in this super VR would be lit.
@tonys6620
@tonys6620 3 года назад
The only line I remember from the book is "the game went Sonic.exe on us" and I think it should remain that way
@KM-hv1jg
@KM-hv1jg Год назад
WHAT. Is this true, or are you morbin’ us?
@imacommentator
@imacommentator Год назад
​@@KM-hv1jgit's true. I have just checked it. The quote is "Anorak just went Sonic.exe on us"
@imacommentator
@imacommentator Год назад
I've actually looked for this comment in that comment section, holy shit, referencing a shittypasta game in such a book, I was taken aback
@Jakepearl13
@Jakepearl13 Год назад
What sick timeline is this?!?
@imacommentator
@imacommentator Год назад
@@Jakepearl13 Idk. It's so surprising seeing a reference to a shittypasta in a sequel to the book that was made into A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE. Poor people who don't know. They'll google this thing and will see that horrible being. It's cruel
@goodnaturedgamer8181
@goodnaturedgamer8181 3 года назад
How did Sam survive jumping out of the plane? Well, she got these coke bottles and a bin bag...
@nac9880
@nac9880 2 года назад
underwater
@abigailc8829
@abigailc8829 2 года назад
*war flashbacks*
@viakurari596
@viakurari596 3 года назад
Everytime I hear "a good christian boy/girl", I have Empress Theresa flashback.
@coledibiase1777
@coledibiase1777 3 года назад
People say it in the real world, just recently I heard a mother say it to her child, telling her to be a "Good Christian girl.
@KM-hv1jg
@KM-hv1jg 3 года назад
Remember, a good Christian girl always dons armor, saves France, and gets burned at the stake 🙏
@3353080
@3353080 3 года назад
@@KM-hv1jg Amém!
@TravisBroski
@TravisBroski 3 года назад
@@KM-hv1jg *saves and hates France*
@TheBonkleFox
@TheBonkleFox 3 года назад
@@KM-hv1jg and revives to oversee a mass-scale grail war
@ragzaugustus
@ragzaugustus 3 года назад
Just a reminder, the author absolutely lost his mind when everyone started reading random bits of his book out loud while endless mocking it. It was hilarious.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад
Where can I see this?
@lalehiandeity1649
@lalehiandeity1649 3 года назад
Less hilarious and more pitiable.
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 3 года назад
I love a good lolcow, where is he
@TheFoolishSamurai
@TheFoolishSamurai 3 года назад
I am also interested
@nitrogon6561
@nitrogon6561 3 года назад
Now i'm interested. Where can i find this?
@MotiviqueStudio
@MotiviqueStudio 3 года назад
I get so tired of the "lack of empathy" line. We don't suffer from a *lack* of empathy. We suffer from the weaponization of empathy. Con-artists and sadists are *only* successful because they understand their mark - this is true from the street corner to the federal office.
@rizkyanandita8227
@rizkyanandita8227 3 года назад
"lack" is a good word to use. Because it make you feel the need to have it. "You lack proper clothes" "You lack education"
@CodytheVictorian
@CodytheVictorian 3 года назад
It's about time someone said it, Evil doesn't prey on apathy, it preys on love and hope.
@helloill672
@helloill672 3 года назад
Thanks for that. I don't lack empathy, but a part of me always wonder if the person I'm feeling sorry for is in the wrong and is just lying to everyone.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 3 года назад
It's even gotten to the point where one might even argue that perhaps the over-empathetic nature of some people have caused the problems of today. "Oh no, look at all the homeless people! We should be empathetic and just hand them free money because they're homeless!" without realizing that all that's going to do is encourage more homelessness. That is just one example. The idea that a *lack* of empathy is what's causing these problems is either very naive or malicious.
@Physbrkr
@Physbrkr 3 года назад
@@dannylamb456 s'a bit of a bad faith argument at that- the real issue is the fact that the minimum wage is currently long overdue for an increase because there was a collective realization of "well, we don't legally *have* to raise this, right?", and so they didn't. When the "payment to pay homeless people enough to survive" is higher than actual wages, that shouldn't be taken as an indication that the survival payment is too high, that should be an indication that wages are below what's needed to survive. Not "pay you comfortably", survive. That's not a good state of things.
@fixedG
@fixedG 3 года назад
Cline's vision for how Wade becomes a "benevolent" monopolist perfectly and unironically illustrates HL Mencken's great line, “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. Power is what all messiahs really seek: not the chance to serve.” The people who feel strongly that the world should fit their vision, and Cline himself fits this mold, are almost always willing to accomplish it by force, disregarding differing opinions.
@IAmTheEagleHTM
@IAmTheEagleHTM 2 года назад
Exactly. I completely agree, the world is filled with "Messiahs" who tell everyone that their ideas can save the world. We're back at aristocracy again.
@tiredorchid5629
@tiredorchid5629 2 года назад
I love the whole shtick through out the first book of wade wanting to help the needy, until he gets rich, your so damn righy
@hothstorm
@hothstorm 2 года назад
Considering the amount of time he spends murdering his detractors in pvp im inclined to agree that it barely qualifies as making a attempt at face value.
@Smallestpenis
@Smallestpenis Год назад
Which makes his whole empathy stance even more horse shit
@TheGallantDrake
@TheGallantDrake Год назад
To quote Pratchett, he’s decided how people should be, when he should be looking at how people *are*.
@skyblade7438
@skyblade7438 3 года назад
"It is used almost exclusively for sex" I mean...it's the internet. What were you expecting?
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 3 года назад
TBH I'm surprised porn companies aren't leading in VR tech yet, maybe they're just waiting for the tech to get gud
@bioticjedi3864
@bioticjedi3864 3 года назад
I was going to like this comment but it's already at 69
@patrickfrost9405
@patrickfrost9405 3 года назад
@@jackhazardous4008 They're mostly afraid of failure. Big rewards for success, right across this massive chasm filled with hungry dragons.
@defaulted9485
@defaulted9485 3 года назад
@@jackhazardous4008 No, it's because of cost. Big tech needs big money. Why invest in realistic 3D ultra HD interactive mocap tech while people pay bazillion of cash just to pay an illustrator to draw their unique fetish in photoshop, hire actors, or just Source Filmmaker those crap? People want unique model, scenario, and character before a fleshlight.
@vannalaws1692
@vannalaws1692 3 года назад
Honestly my first thought when reading about ONI was about all the amazing food or drink I could taste that I will never be able to experience in real life.
@Oceanblue_Art_
@Oceanblue_Art_ 3 года назад
Every time a weeaboo conflates "oni" with "onii-chan" a white tourist in Tokyo gets their soul eaten by a demon.
@glitchingecho3082
@glitchingecho3082 3 года назад
So I should do more often, that’s what I’m getting from this anyway.
@llewelynshingler2173
@llewelynshingler2173 3 года назад
The demons are missing out on Tourist Souls these days, let them feast.
@Brindlebrother
@Brindlebrother 3 года назад
The holy trifecta: oni, onii-chan, and onision
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 года назад
Will it be the Public Restroom Necktie Woman? I hope so.
@jazwhoaskedforthis
@jazwhoaskedforthis 3 года назад
Don’t tempt me with a good time
@vedritmathias9193
@vedritmathias9193 3 года назад
Damn, a story about Wade's kid trying to... well... wade through the political and corporate hellscape that is being the child of perhaps the richest and most powerful person on the planet in both reality and virtual reality, would have had so much potential.
@ellielevy9086
@ellielevy9086 2 года назад
This would be an actually interesting novel, so obviously Cline won't write about it. It might become a fanfiction one day though
@alexjewett7455
@alexjewett7455 Год назад
Cline still would have found a way to fuck it up.
@SrslyTony
@SrslyTony Год назад
Wade having a child would've been the cleanest way to make this specific sequel title work, unless he didn't want to write about a kid, in which case the title could also work had the MC simply been Sam/Artemis and this be a story about their soon-to-be-married relationship...oh well 😂
@amesstarline5482
@amesstarline5482 Год назад
A possibly good fix-fanfic about the title of a book that acts as bad fanfiction of a bad fanfiction. Now that's neat.
@ThePereubu1710
@ThePereubu1710 3 года назад
I like your differentiation between "stupid" and "bad" stories. I have enjoyed many "stupid" stories but no "bad" stories!
@ShayLaLaLooHoo
@ShayLaLaLooHoo 3 года назад
The prequel should've been called "Press Start." It's still stupid, but there's no such thing as player zero, so it's not as stupid.
@thenormalpsycho4198
@thenormalpsycho4198 3 года назад
Or even "Insert Coin" "Insert Credit" "New Game" "The Neckbeard Manifesto"
@andymancan_
@andymancan_ 3 года назад
there’s going to be a prequel?
@ShayLaLaLooHoo
@ShayLaLaLooHoo 3 года назад
@@andymancan_ I believe Krimson says so near the beginning of the video?
@JayV949
@JayV949 3 года назад
I was thinking Player Select.
@ShayLaLaLooHoo
@ShayLaLaLooHoo 3 года назад
@@JayV949 Good one! That way it sticks with the "player" theme.
@perciusmandate
@perciusmandate 3 года назад
Cline is the master of Tell don't Show. His idea of descriptive storytelling across both books is spouting a list of nerd pop-culture references without really describing what those things look like, assuming the reader knows what they are so they can have some sort of frame of reference, and then TELLING us that his super cool OC (do not steal), who is totally not a Gary Stu, did cool stuff with them.
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
I feel like I should label this as a spoiler for the second part of my review. XD
@perciusmandate
@perciusmandate 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue Whoops! I guess critics think alike, haha!
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue I-I think you have to at least make a reference to this comment in your next video now (assuming Nextralife is okay with it.)
@wannabehistorian371
@wannabehistorian371 3 года назад
So basically like fanfiction. I’ve heard advice that describing characters in a fanfic is pointless and often tedious because people already know who these people are. Well when you’ve got so many references like this, yeah, not describing at least some things would probably be tedious and/or confusing.
@perciusmandate
@perciusmandate 3 года назад
@@andrewollmann304 Fine by me!
@foxfirelives6677
@foxfirelives6677 3 года назад
I love that Cline has only his own three books on the shelves behind him in that interview. For someone who is supposedly obsessed with 80's nerd culture, he's apparently only interested in his own books about 80's nerd culture. Would've looked way cooler to have a bunch of 80's nerd stuff behind you, just sayin. Also, your gray cat has the meow of a lifelong smoker and it's the cutest thing ever.
@benjaminshinar9509
@benjaminshinar9509 3 года назад
actually, recording the birth to make the child experience it is probably the best idea. I can totally see mothers using it a to guilttrip kids: "see how much I suffered for you!"
@ML-tr1hz
@ML-tr1hz 2 года назад
It would be an interesting method to show anyone who hasn't given birth what it's actually like. Both for pregnant people to prepare and to give an extra level of respect for anyone who actually goes through childbirth. Not sure why you would do it for fun though.
@Smallestpenis
@Smallestpenis 2 года назад
I’m just picturing some mom forcing her kid to watch a recording of her giving birth being like “ Look at it! Look at it! You look at it!” Then once it’s done she goes “ Now go do the fucking dishes!”
@sxatcychan1988
@sxatcychan1988 Год назад
@@ML-tr1hz Think of the funny videos where bros would try out period simulators.
@funbro99
@funbro99 10 месяцев назад
​@@sxatcychan1988the old question debate of...periods vs nutkicks
@AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
@AshleyWilliams-xq7lj 6 месяцев назад
​@@ML-tr1hz I would have been institutionalized if I knew the pain that was coming when I was pregnant lol. No way in hell would I watch that.
@TheLadyLiddell
@TheLadyLiddell 3 года назад
"Dopamine fasting" oh, don't worry my brain does that all by itself. It's called clinical depression.
@abbiebabbles
@abbiebabbles 2 года назад
yeah thats. yeah
@Jets1713
@Jets1713 2 года назад
Hahahah😂
@rooracleaf561
@rooracleaf561 Год назад
😐
@maxthepaladin2147
@maxthepaladin2147 3 года назад
"I'm going to call it ONI" Me: Oh, like that japanese demon, right? Video: Onii-chan~ Me: ...nvm
@Rabbit-uc5kg
@Rabbit-uc5kg 3 года назад
That was my exact thought process.
@theeyesofryan
@theeyesofryan 3 года назад
For me it was like: "I'm going to call it ONI" Me: Oh, like the Office of Naval Intelligence, got it Video: Onii-chan~ Me: ... okay then
@Wired_User
@Wired_User 3 года назад
@@theeyesofryan Jokes on you the office of naval intelligence is full of ahegao girls saying Onii-chan
@kalebtewodros
@kalebtewodros 3 года назад
Same
@crowdemon_archives
@crowdemon_archives 3 года назад
@@Wired_User and a very concerned Oni in uniform wondering wtf is going on lol
@YowLife
@YowLife 2 года назад
I have to say, if someone says something bad about you, responding with violence (even digital game violence) doesn't make you look better. Especially if you had an unfair advantage, like visibility, invulnerability, and teleportation. It just sounds like Wade was acting like a spoiled child wanting to "punish those who crossed him even a little."
@blankadams3120
@blankadams3120 2 года назад
Good stand in for Cline, if you think about how he reacted to negative reviews.
@chalibard3826
@chalibard3826 2 года назад
Wade has the mental maturity of a 12yo moderator on a garry's mod server.
@NapaCat
@NapaCat Год назад
@@blankadams3120 The thing between someone like Norman Boutin and Ernest Cline is skill at writing, I suppose.
@hichewies
@hichewies 3 месяца назад
@@chalibard3826 i think ernest cline was trying to make you hate what wade had become in the first portions of the book
@hammerbeam
@hammerbeam 3 года назад
When I read the first book I was really worried wether Wade would get laid. I am glad this book confirms that and continuously reminds me of that.
@sydneyyates3256
@sydneyyates3256 2 года назад
lolll right
@BuckNuttage
@BuckNuttage 3 года назад
An unironic "teleports behind you" holy shit.
@tysonq7131
@tysonq7131 3 года назад
Nothin personal
@pmester228
@pmester228 3 года назад
@@tysonq7131 Except it's all personal.
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 3 года назад
My favorite moment is the power fantasy of superhacking a griefer to kill him without lifting a finger
@stephanreiken9912
@stephanreiken9912 3 года назад
Teleports behind you can be done right though. Its one of Skeleton Knight's biggest powers in Skeleton Knight Isekai.
@thegreatstoneddragon9432
@thegreatstoneddragon9432 3 года назад
Krimson: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to make a grown man cry." Me: 🍿🥤
@spud13y
@spud13y 3 года назад
At this point in his career, he might be referring to himself as a double entendre.
@extinctoart
@extinctoart 3 года назад
As if he didn't absolutely make Norman Boutin cry
@leothebackgroundsheep3010
@leothebackgroundsheep3010 3 года назад
@@extinctoart I doubt Norman would've watched multiple videos dissing his waifu.
@thegreatstoneddragon9432
@thegreatstoneddragon9432 3 года назад
@@leothebackgroundsheep3010 Agreed. It would disrupt the integrity of the echo chamber he's built himself.
@cam4636
@cam4636 3 года назад
The Internet: Umm it's actually really unhealthy to focus on negativity, especially negative criticism of things people are allowed to unironically enjoy :/ Me: 🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤
@Latronibus
@Latronibus 3 года назад
That thing about addiction is hilarious. The calories/consequences line is quite legit; you could use tech like this to indulge in an unhealthy amount of gluttony without weight gain for example. But there's no avoiding the addiction without just completely wiping your memory of the entire experience.
@happy99soup82
@happy99soup82 2 года назад
Well, so you just log back in and do it again in the game. Unless you get so totally addicted you cannot wait 12 hours.
@markbunst5961
@markbunst5961 5 месяцев назад
​@happy99soup82 that'd happen really quick. Doesn't matter how much virtual food you eat if irl you haven't had anything. Eventually, you'd just waste away to nothing while gorging yourself on virtual food in flavortown.
@thorin1045
@thorin1045 2 года назад
For the micrometer headband stuff: Your skin can shift almost a centimeter (10'000 micrometer) on your head, even if that is somehow eliminated with the tight headband stuff, you skull can flex almost a millimeter (1'000 micrometer) and even if that somehow solved, you brain is not fixed to your skull, it floats in a liquid with quite a space between the bones and the brain itself, it is part of its protective system, since that liquid acts as a suspension in case of sudden head movement and it allows for more than a centimeter (10'000 micrometer) movement for the brain without any issue, so if a micrometer dislocation can cause any issue, than it is a nonviable product.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 2 года назад
Especially egregious because of the spider mech. Pretty sure if it's running around, the liquid in your skull is probably going to move a good bit more than a micrometer
@TheGallantDrake
@TheGallantDrake Год назад
This is what happens when you write a books without doing research.
@ryanwillingham
@ryanwillingham 10 месяцев назад
not to mention, like, what if your cat jumps on you? or a sibling shoves your shoulder to get your attention? or all those headset criminals cline mentions make a tiny mistake? no way a headset like that isn't a fuckin death trap.
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 3 года назад
Ready Player 2 reads like a dystopian novel, that thinks its a utopia
@feritperliare2890
@feritperliare2890 3 года назад
So the reverse of the feeling you get from watching psycho pass?
@BlueLizardKing
@BlueLizardKing 3 года назад
No, no, it's a dystopia from the perspective of the dictator
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 3 года назад
@@BlueLizardKing isn't that what i said?
@coledibiase1777
@coledibiase1777 3 года назад
@@jackhazardous4008 They said it better.
@llewelynshingler2173
@llewelynshingler2173 3 года назад
Oh Hai Theresa...
@kitmakin289
@kitmakin289 3 года назад
What on earth is Ernest whittering on about concerning empathy? Emotional empathy? Cognitive Empathy? Does he know the difference? Is he even aware there ARE more than just one form of empathy? As someone who is autistic I have had to study the theories related to empathy quite a bit- I can assure him that "lack of empathy" is not the issue for humanity. It's a lot of things although a big step in the right direction would be cementing stronger bonds within local communities; get to know your neighbours etc- which doesn't require new technology to be invented to happen.
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
It gets much worse in Part 2 of the review. I'm not convinced that Cline knows what it's like to experience empathy.
@unexpected2475
@unexpected2475 3 года назад
Also, what bloody empathy is in the book? It's one of the most unrelatable story I've ever sat through so far, and that's coming from someone's who's seen every longform book review here.
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 3 года назад
These are the takes, these are the opinions 🔥
@wannabehistorian371
@wannabehistorian371 2 года назад
I think it’s obvious that he’s referring to empathy as in sympathy; understanding other people and the like. Not that he conveys any.
@alisonczech9327
@alisonczech9327 3 года назад
*goes to buy a drink in Australia* Bartender: “That will be three kangaroo babies.”
@p0k3f4n7
@p0k3f4n7 2 года назад
I just want to point out that Wade's protection coffin thing sounds an awful lot like Porky Minch's Spider Mech from Mother 3.
@TheBonkleFox
@TheBonkleFox 2 года назад
Hell it even contains a psychotic tyrant manchild, also like in mother 3! We can only hope someone creates an Absolutely Safe Capsule to lock him in, both in the oasis and out
@williammerwin1850
@williammerwin1850 2 года назад
And their both bratty man-children playing God
@MetaFanWing
@MetaFanWing 4 месяца назад
That’s what I was thinking, just a Porky tank.
@themoocow7718
@themoocow7718 29 дней назад
Thought it sounded familiar.
@None-Trick_Pony
@None-Trick_Pony 11 дней назад
That was my first thought as well.
@omnidragon2260
@omnidragon2260 3 года назад
Someone: Steven Spielberg are you going to do ready player two? Steven Spielberg: *laugh* No.
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 3 года назад
Not without a lot of changes, no.
@justin2308
@justin2308 3 года назад
The fact I read that in Alastor’s voice tells me I’ve been thinking too much about Hazbin Hotel.
@merrybright5732
@merrybright5732 3 года назад
@@justin2308 did they make more episodes?? I thought they only ever made the pilot
@myname9130
@myname9130 3 года назад
@@merrybright5732 It got picked up by a studio and Vivzie is working on new episodes, they want it to release all at once when every episode is done
@thats4thebirds
@thats4thebirds 3 года назад
I felt like I read somewhere that the idea for this book came out of convos with him during the first movie.
@themolerat4911
@themolerat4911 3 года назад
"The Art of War" just standing ominously in the background... Is that a threat?
@FonVegen
@FonVegen 3 года назад
I choose to believe it is a promise.
@Star-vf8vz
@Star-vf8vz 3 года назад
@@FonVegen *What is a threat, but a promise of violence?*
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 3 года назад
@Star Quite *brilliant* of you, my fellow thinker
@Tytoalba777
@Tytoalba777 3 года назад
It's a really big copy of Art of War too. I really, _really_ want to know how many pages of that are editor's notes
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
Does this mean Krimson is subtly declaring war on Cline?
@magencrisis1682
@magencrisis1682 3 года назад
I had to pause the video to laugh when it got to the "troll-hunting" description. The protag is a fucking Reddit mod's wet fantasy lmfao
@prizefighter7607
@prizefighter7607 2 года назад
Would have been neat if the story started with things going great in the Oasis, then there’s like this huge corruption that either damages the landscape or deletes player’s avatars. And when Wade looks into what’s going on, sees a recording of the Halliday AI talking to an avatar of static, like Missing No. and calls it player two. So the book would be a mystery of who is player two and how do they stop the corruption
@TheGallantDrake
@TheGallantDrake Год назад
You just put more thought into the premise than Cline ever did.
@Indigo_Gaming
@Indigo_Gaming 3 года назад
'Wade Got Laid' is a preferable title to 'Ready Player Two'.
@Saavedren
@Saavedren 3 года назад
If you use sexual innuendo it kind of is. Ready play one is self gratification. Ready player two you have a partner
@giovannihall3098
@giovannihall3098 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@Sarah_H
@Sarah_H 3 года назад
Given how many times Wade apparently mentions getting laid in the book it'd probably fit the theme better, too
@hooded3988
@hooded3988 3 года назад
I somehow misread that as 'Wario Got Laid' for some reason
@RM_VFX
@RM_VFX 3 года назад
If they're into darker stuff, Ready Number Two might be more appropriate...and for the quality of the writing 💩
@regularshowman3208
@regularshowman3208 3 года назад
It's borderline disturbing how much of a dystopian Hellscape the world of Ready Player One and Two is, but with the author being extremely oblivious to just how bad a lot of the elements in that world are due to his blind nostalgia worship of nerd culture. Not to mention the main character being really horrible to the point of just being unpleasant to follow, as well as really messed up shit like what happened to unprotected ONI users... It just paints a really bleak picture without actually being willing to confront that bleakness, it's bizarre.
@dr.anderson1847
@dr.anderson1847 3 года назад
It's like when old Chris Chan went on genocidal rampages against gays and anyone he didn't like but still acted like it was fine
@blueraine8705
@blueraine8705 3 года назад
OMG yes
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 3 года назад
@@dr.anderson1847 why is everyone in the comments talking about Chris Chan? 🤔
@talloncusack
@talloncusack 3 года назад
25:38 this part is so weird- like sure, poor people experiencing those things using the oni is great and all, but it's not a substitute because it's not their actual experience. It's not how they as individuals would have felt their own unique sensations and thoughts while dining in Paris or whatever the fuck scenarios Cline listed. It can only give the user those sensations from the original recorded person's point of view. So the oni user still isn't experiencing it for themselves from their own point of view in the way they themselves would have experienced whatever event if they'd been there irl. That doesn't seem to be an important distinction to Cline, which is...disturbing.
@LucasDeziderio
@LucasDeziderio 3 года назад
I think he's fully aware of how dystopic it is. In the first book Wade says out loud that the planet has gone to shit and his dream is to build a spaceship with a bunch of nerd paraphernalia and escape from it. His girlfriend wants to use the money from the reward to actually help people and make the world a better place. The book even ends with Wade saying they were going to save the world with all of their money.
@xanderthecommander7491
@xanderthecommander7491 2 года назад
I paid $30 dollars for this book the day it came out and then as soon as I saw it was destroying all the progress the characters made in the first book, I realized I should have just paid for phone sex.
@darragholeary8653
@darragholeary8653 2 года назад
Is 30 dollars the norm? Cause that sounds like a lot for one book. I usually pay €10 for a book, which would be what, like 15 dollars?
@velvetsparrow
@velvetsparrow 2 года назад
“Prequels are tricky to write because you know how they end” You could always go the KotOR route and have a prequel set in the distant past of the story’s universe where things are lesser off
@YuzuruA
@YuzuruA 3 года назад
To me, the best review of RP1 is from Mike Stoklasa "I was reading it in the bus, but I was so ashamed I hide it inside a porn magazine"
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 3 года назад
The Glass Toilet
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@_0______00__________0_______0 3 года назад
I read a couple pages over my friends shoulder while he was reading it and didn't feel like I could go further than that.
@faithgoga3983
@faithgoga3983 3 года назад
I struggled to read RP1, I was so glad to be done with it. I had an issue with the page structure or don't, the paragraphs were too blocked and long. I've never heard of RP2
@machiavelli612
@machiavelli612 3 года назад
Based RLM
@LucasDeziderio
@LucasDeziderio 3 года назад
Okay, I have an idea of how you could “fix" the story. When Halliday discovered he was about to die he tried to send his mind to the Oasis as a super advanced AI, Anorak, but this failed. The AI could never behave exactly like the real Halliday. So he decided to create the first book's contest instead and put Anorak as a “hidden judge" to manage it and assure the egg hunt would be won fairly. But after Wade won, Anorak had nothing else to do, Halliday forgot to program it to be deleted. After years alone this super advanced AI ended up getting corrupt and mad. In search of a new purpose, it used its ultra moderator powers to create a new egg hunt for Wade. But, as it is a mad AI, the riddles and challenges don't all make sense. They're either way too easy or too random and complex. And Wade isn't able to finish them. He decides to just go into the Oasis' mainframe and delete Anorak, but the AI discovers this and pulls his SAO scheme, promising to kill all of the users if Wade deletes him.
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
That is already a vast improvement over the actual plot. I'm curious how it would play out.
@defaulted9485
@defaulted9485 3 года назад
To add tension, a rogue AI in this scenario acts like the beginning of a new Morris Worm. The out of control virus during the early days of internet flooding as many data as it could in order to make as many easter eggs as possible. This data overload slowly glitches the players inside the OASIS like a beta release of a buggy game, similar to Cyberpunk 2077. With how advanced the ONI system is, people in the game are subjected to impairments similar to body disfiguration in real life which forces Wade to be physically empathetic in order to connect and amass human resources in game to solve the mad AI riddles collectively. Alternatively, Wade is forced to amass human resources to force log out or safely crash as many client of the account as possible using a similar method to bug in Minecraft Server Hypixel. This works because the kill switch must be manually executed by Anorak, and he only disables regular log out interface. By using multiple books filled with corrupt gibberish String to the maximum memory limit, stacked in a Backpack/Shulker Box which overloads the character data limit, immediately crashes the session effectively logging out the receiver of the data stack. This also creates opportunity for heroic sacrifice as this method doesn't work for the griefer/account crasher because they have to slowly input the data to overload while the other receiving account crashes from the data burst in addition to their own stacked corrupt data.
@GlareanLiebertine
@GlareanLiebertine 3 года назад
@@defaulted9485 baller
@LucasDeziderio
@LucasDeziderio 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue Oh my god, senpai noticed me!!
@LucasDeziderio
@LucasDeziderio 3 года назад
@@defaulted9485 Oh, I love this idea! Didn't understand the technobabble, but I think I love all of it!
@royalnobody7703
@royalnobody7703 Год назад
35:17 there's no alternate accounts in the oasis because the gear scans your retina or whatever. so you can only troll on main. which also means Wade is ruining people's lives over people being mean to him every time.
@ToaOfFusion
@ToaOfFusion 3 года назад
"ONI allows one to fully immerse themselves into the digital space" Well the Office of Naval Intelligence is going to have a field day with this technology
@ethicalcheeze1407
@ethicalcheeze1407 Год назад
Ah, another individual of culture, welcome friend
@MetaFanWing
@MetaFanWing 4 месяца назад
They’d probably use it to train a new batch of Spartans.
@inthemarrr7745
@inthemarrr7745 3 года назад
rp1: teenager gloats about knowing stuff from the 80s rp2: teenager gloats about knowing stuff from the 80s, except now he's a class traitor
@bloodyhell8201
@bloodyhell8201 3 года назад
Worse than a class traitor, an industrialist AND monopolist
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 3 года назад
RP1: Dystopia from a pseudo-elite who think's he's oppressed RP2: Dystopia from the same pseudo-elite, who is now dictator.
@dawey8897
@dawey8897 3 года назад
He gots laid too
@leeverguy
@leeverguy 3 года назад
@@scparker6893 people can dislike multiple things about a book and aren't obligated to list every single one in their comments
@SpoonieCreates
@SpoonieCreates 3 года назад
“Did you die?” The amount of times I’ve asked one of my cats that after hearing a loud thud are too numerous to count lol. Thanks for the long form review Krim
@bioticjedi3864
@bioticjedi3864 3 года назад
I ask that when my 15 yo dog is asleep for a long time lol
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад
Lol I just sit there in fear for a moment before I hear a loud "MMMMMMMEOWWWWWWWW" and go "oh ok she's just being dopey again"
@Verydeadbarbie
@Verydeadbarbie 3 года назад
A thing all pet owners have asked their pet at least once
@aidanmills6136
@aidanmills6136 3 года назад
"Sadly, yes. But I LIVED!"
@princessmanitari4993
@princessmanitari4993 3 года назад
@@aidanmills6136 and now i have 8 lives!
@DragobAttack
@DragobAttack 3 года назад
1:09:23 As a software developer I'm offended, because if you can determine if the object is, or is not within a defined volume, why didn't the just use some kind of binary search algorithm? Like, split the whole oasis is like 8 quadrants. Now you know in which of the eight it is, so you split that again and repeat the process, reducing the search area by 7/8, with each iteration.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 2 года назад
Keep in mind that this is Cline we're talking about. The same guy who thinks computers are actual magic as Anorak's lockout was "in a totally different language". Because surely you can just compile new code in a totally different language without crashing the program. The author thinks that software is actual magic and its just computer wizards casting stronger programming spells than the other.
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад
I think this shows that the author has exactly zero knowledge of computers, coding, or the digital world lol
@apogeecreativitee7596
@apogeecreativitee7596 3 года назад
While he was describing the story, I was sitting here like “Is just Sword Art Online?” and then he said the same thing. Incredible. So glad we have SAO in written form for me to burn.
@onetrickponysona2613
@onetrickponysona2613 3 года назад
isn't SAO based on a novel? pretty sure it's already written
@stephennootens916
@stephennootens916 3 года назад
When he mentioned it I couldn't help but think isn't there a incest storyline in that series
@opalyasu7159
@opalyasu7159 Год назад
@@onetrickponysona2613 yeah i have some of the light novels for some reason i need to clean out my bookshelves
@zebragoboom
@zebragoboom Год назад
​@@onetrickponysona2613 not only is it written, but it's being written again from the start.
@kenshiro1075
@kenshiro1075 3 года назад
The protagonist's actions causing a literal crime wave should never be a footnote of your story. That isn't really something you can just gloss over.
@lemonworm
@lemonworm 3 года назад
its like how super hero movies try and make their characters "relatable" by giving them minor personality annoyances and making egregious mistakes while still framing them as fundamentally virtuous people who just made a widdle boo boo and will still be praised as messiah figures at the end of the day
@TheGallantDrake
@TheGallantDrake Год назад
And here I was having conniptions over my characters deciding to wreck a space station’s water supply as a diversion. Turns out I was worried over nothing! If they’re the protagonists, it’s okay!!!!! /s
@owenprior7106
@owenprior7106 3 года назад
THE LONG HAIRED LORD OF LITERATURE HAS BLESSED US!!!
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
I appreciate the alliteration. XD
@debzykvids
@debzykvids 3 года назад
All Hail Krim, Lord of Long Hair & Literature Rants!
@guldmattbb473
@guldmattbb473 3 года назад
There’s actually a really interesting play we did at my college my freshman year that sorta touched on some of the ideas of this book. Ironically enough, I also had to read Ready Player One for my English class the semester we did the play. It’s called The Nether, and the entire point is pretty much the same. There’s a VR world people go to while the real world is dying and bland. You can feel and experience basically whatever you want without any consequences. However, there’s this one server on the Nether called ‘The Hideaway’ that’s run by this guy named Sims. The Hideaway is this beautiful Victorian home where guests are able to come to the house and engage in sexual/violent activity with virtual children, with the virtual children being Roleplayed by consenting adults that work with Sims and assume the identity of the ‘children’. So there’s this investigation going on and an agent is trying to figure out where the code/server is, and a good portion of the play is an interrogation between her and Sims where they debate the ethics of being able to do whatever you want in a virtual setting. It’s a very intriguing play and I highly recommend reading it
@RogueAstro85
@RogueAstro85 8 месяцев назад
That does sound interesting. It's very relatable to the modern internet considering ageplay, loli art, and ai chat bots can be used to roleplay child abuse and SA without actually involving children. It's in such a weird area where it's very clearly fucked up that people have these fantasies and it shouldn't be normalized, but is it morally wrong if no one is harmed? Should society criminalize an act with no victim? Thanks for the recommendation, I'll check it out!
@benjaminloosen2694
@benjaminloosen2694 2 года назад
you could feel the effects of a drug,even simulated, you can still get addictive the very additive feelings of drugs. It's implied that it effects the same part of the brain meaning it's effectively the same as taking the drug.
@Mobysimo
@Mobysimo 3 года назад
As someone who loves worldbuilding, this book is hurting me. Especially that Sonic thing We don't need an explanation of Sonic the hedgehog! We just need "I checked the world based on favorite game series. No sign of the Shards. So they might be hidden in less obvious places" just.... Learn when to stop writing!
@multilad816
@multilad816 3 года назад
Or stop shilling frequent references
@skyblade7438
@skyblade7438 3 года назад
This implies he actually wrote any of that instead of just copying and pasting everything from the Wiki.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 года назад
If you are at all interested in gaming you know what Sonic the Hedgehog is. And if you aren’t interested in gaming why are you reading this book?
@Tridd666
@Tridd666 3 года назад
Did none of you read the first book?
@vanroyal244
@vanroyal244 3 года назад
@@SorowFame I think everyone knows who sonic the hedgehog is anyway...
@caz1764
@caz1764 3 года назад
"Kangaroo babies, or whatever the hell Australia uses" We call them "dollarydoos", thank you very much!
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
I've gotten that comment so many times that I'm almost convinced that's the official name for it. XD
@caz1764
@caz1764 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue I think there have been official petitions to our government to rename our dollar to the "dollarydoo". Clearly has never gone anywhere as it's the more fun and logical choice imo. side note: I really love that episode of the Simpsons, but some people here really hate it too. It depends on who you ask
@olivierluisin1790
@olivierluisin1790 3 года назад
Really?
@asianjackass237
@asianjackass237 2 года назад
Your government will have to pay royalties for the dollarydoos money. Dont forget, the mouse owns Simpsons nowp
@pizzajoke3561
@pizzajoke3561 2 года назад
Holy cow, the Lord of the Rings flower thing that kicks off the plot is absolutely a reference to the flower quest from hollow knight. Kline just can’t leave anything be, can he
@kitkitkatkit
@kitkitkatkit Год назад
I’ve beaten that exact quest and still didn’t make the connection… now all we need is a bunch of unrelated interaction by just shoving the flower in other people’s faces :)
@TheGallantDrake
@TheGallantDrake Год назад
no. Noooooo, that… no… Cline, what the fuck.
@christopherderocher8057
@christopherderocher8057 3 года назад
I like how during his interview with Trevor Noah, Cline's bookshelf only has books by himself. Hes got at least 4 copies of Armada 🤣🤣
@rabidrobot4004
@rabidrobot4004 3 года назад
Dominic Noble and Krimson Rouge know each other! All I need is a crossover and my life will be complete!
@hope-cat4894
@hope-cat4894 3 года назад
Bandgeek8408 was the first book reviewer I watched, then it was Dom, then Krimson. I honestly wish I could see all three do a review together.
@wajmgirl
@wajmgirl 3 года назад
And have Generally Phooky illustrate
@DeadwingDork
@DeadwingDork 3 года назад
Shoutouts to the 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back podcast, who named their entire podcast after the page length of RP1 and recently slogged through all of the sequel. As well as Armada. Dear god.
@King_of_Fools
@King_of_Fools 3 года назад
Well this is a rare sight.
@SergeantSarge
@SergeantSarge 3 года назад
And in today’s Unexpected Crossover news…
@CityofButterfly
@CityofButterfly 3 года назад
Hearing Mike and Connor talk about these books is so much fun.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 3 года назад
@@CityofButterfly The fact that they also did the second book is the cherry on top. Being able to flip to some page and always getting a dumb sentence that may or may not be something a viewer sent in is a testament to how utterly low the standards are for anything Cline writes.
@A.Clifton
@A.Clifton 3 года назад
Been listening to it at work and I'm so glad to have been introduced to their show
@Nauctshea
@Nauctshea 2 года назад
"A sequel so bad, it ruins the first book" implies that the first book was good to begin with.
@mcgheebentle1958
@mcgheebentle1958 3 года назад
To the point about the contradictions about how Wade says the ONI doesn’t form addiction and then on the next page literally admits he’s addicted to the ONI: couldn’t that be an ironic meta-commentary about how Wade lacks self-awareness and how he’s showing signs of being an unreliable narrator? Maybe I’m giving too much credit to Cline, because there’s definitely a chance he did NOT plan that (and also I haven’t read this one so idk if there are other points where this irony and unreliable narrator are explored further to show how utterly unaware/in denial Wade is about his addiction and coping strategies).
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад
Seeing how poorly the rest of the book is written and the demonstrated lack of self awareness of the author I think you’re giving him too much benefit here
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад
I mean that’s what this entire video is about
@digitalwanderer6809
@digitalwanderer6809 3 года назад
"Also she's trans, we'll get to that." I felt a chill run down my spine at that one. I'm terrified.
@unexpected2475
@unexpected2475 3 года назад
I have no hopes for that either. God why does this exist.
@andymancan_
@andymancan_ 3 года назад
i’ve never read the book or watched and reviews of it, what’s the deal with her? does wade treat her like shit or something
@baalgodofrain
@baalgodofrain 3 года назад
Everytime I hear someone mention a character that’s a POC/LGBTQ+/Neurodiververgent and follow up with “We’ll get to that” it’s always something awful
@digitalwanderer6809
@digitalwanderer6809 3 года назад
@@baalgodofrain something tells me that its gonna be nice and awful now, given the authors characters through this book -_-
@alexpurdy673
@alexpurdy673 3 года назад
@@digitalwanderer6809 it’s either that or it’s gonna be terribly mishandled to the point of being worse than not including her or just a fully irrelevant and pointless addition for some of that sweet wokeness
@surprisedchar2458
@surprisedchar2458 3 года назад
You know, the fact that a guy can just cram a shitload of 80’s nostalgia into nearly 400 pages and still sell so much he gets a movie deal and a sequel makes me feel better about my own writing abilities.
@Grim_Sister
@Grim_Sister 2 года назад
Don’t forget EL James and Meyer. If these two can get a book deal, so can you
@cam4636
@cam4636 2 года назад
It's all about knowing your audience and marketing it right
@KaiKrimson56
@KaiKrimson56 2 года назад
@@cam4636 And getting New York Times to call your book "a #1 bestseller".
@cam4636
@cam4636 2 года назад
@@KaiKrimson56 Well, that didn't quite work out for Lani Sarem...yet
@sinuhezarzuelero6054
@sinuhezarzuelero6054 2 года назад
Eventually, people will recognize good writing. It might take some time; but know this: it's never a matter of if, simply when.
@ohshit4860
@ohshit4860 2 года назад
This book is like the opposite of Les Miserables. In that book, You spend the first 10 chapters with a random bishop and don't even know the main character's name, but said bishop is such a wonderful person and interesting character that none of that feels wasted, even though he is barely in the story afterwards.
@calliope_x3
@calliope_x3 2 года назад
i like how after that first riddle, Wade says that any Gunter would recognize that it had the same rhyme scheme as the first riddle from the previous egg hunt. The rhyme scheme in question is AAAA. You know, the most basic pattern humanly possible, the exact same thing repeated over and over? Yeah, that one.
@horizontalker9695
@horizontalker9695 3 года назад
Kudos to Krimson for knowing .Hack//, the franchise everyone forgets about when discussing the "can't log out" phenomenon.
@spunkmckunkle5604
@spunkmckunkle5604 3 года назад
Honestly, I'd begun to think .hack and the games were a fever dream until the new game came out.
@horizontalker9695
@horizontalker9695 3 года назад
@@spunkmckunkle5604 There's a new game? Shows how in touch I am with that franchise. I actually never played any of the games, just watched the Anime and OVAs.
@spunkmckunkle5604
@spunkmckunkle5604 3 года назад
@@horizontalker9695 yeah. It's .Hack GU. Similar to the original games. The gameplay is alright, but I couldn't stand the number of cutscenes and travel. Like 60% of the game is go to place at the far end from spawn, watch cutscene, get email, log out to check email, go back to same place. I think I gave up after being interrupted three times in a boss battle to be told stuff that could have been told either before or after. Story was alright, but paced in about the worst way.
@deyedrah
@deyedrah 3 года назад
@@spunkmckunkle5604 so by “new,” you meant “the games that came out ten years ago”
@spunkmckunkle5604
@spunkmckunkle5604 3 года назад
@@deyedrah by "new," I meant the all-in-1 version of the games that weren't the original 4, which was released on the PS4 in 2017.
@MiraMotou
@MiraMotou 3 года назад
Even the kitty realizes he just picked up a shit book and no longer wanted pets lol
@multilad816
@multilad816 3 года назад
When you're owned by a critic, you tend to sense a bad piece of entertainment
@lgbtqiarights
@lgbtqiarights 3 года назад
@@multilad816 are you speaking from personal experience?
@angelorosso4871
@angelorosso4871 2 года назад
33:00 can I just say the Glib dismissal of the Orgy as worse than stalking doesn't surprise me coming from the same author who's protagonist was already a stalker and shat on the entire concept of Sex toys?
@PriyaPans
@PriyaPans 2 года назад
I gotta say, all these weird hangups and "I have sex" moments in the books give me reeeeeally creepy vibes about cline himself.
@angelorosso4871
@angelorosso4871 2 года назад
@@PriyaPans they really do
@TheBonkleFox
@TheBonkleFox 2 года назад
I was already terrified of cline thanks to the nerd porn poem. He is what i could have turned in to if i never confronted my own toxicity and became a better person
@chansesturm7103
@chansesturm7103 7 месяцев назад
​@@TheBonkleFox E x c u s e m e ? A _what_ poem?
@beegsquare4123
@beegsquare4123 5 месяцев назад
@@chansesturm7103no way this dude just typed “nerd porn poem” and didn’t give us any context
@theencolony5595
@theencolony5595 2 года назад
On the whole "12 hour thing or you're in a coma" thing: that assumes everyone all joined at the same time. If people are coming and leaving at all times, that means 10s of millions are dying every hour once the lockdown starts
@LoveTrueMusic1
@LoveTrueMusic1 3 года назад
"You can barely scratch the surface of what makes this a bad story in 30 minutes" And that's why we love you Krim
@ecyor0
@ecyor0 3 года назад
When I heard the line about "Halliday secretly had a SECOND easter egg hunt embedded in the game code!" I thought it was going to turn into the main character becoming afraid of losing all his power and wealth to some random schmuck and it would be a bit of forced introspection about power corrupting.... ..and then you mentioned the "oh and only Wade can actually interact with the easter eggs" bit and I remembered which author we were talking about. >_
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
That right there would have been a much better story. The premise alone has more character than Wade does in the rest of this story. The "lesson" he has to learn by the end falls flatter than most after school specials.
@Wendy_O._Koopa
@Wendy_O._Koopa 2 года назад
You know what? That would be a much better story (the bar's so low, it's easier to list things that aren't), but it would also justify the title. With everybody scrambling to find the bargain bin Chaos Emeralds, everyone is wondering who will become "Player Two" with some sort of elimination match between however many people it takes to find seven not-Dragonballs. I mean, he still finds them all himself and becomes both Player One and Two and ends up having to give the company to himself and learns nothing, because he's a no-talent hack. I mean, the writer is... because they are totally separate people, wink.
@DrewLSsix
@DrewLSsix 2 года назад
I like the idea that nobody in this world even with vast wealth on the line seems to even consider..... parsing the code to access the relevant data. I mean you don't have to wait a month after the release of a major title today before the molders have gutted it and strung the guts out like a serial killer so it seems a bit odd that with millions upon millions of active users and vastly powerful corporations interested in the thing there would still be surprise messages and hidden secrets.
@Wendy_O._Koopa
@Wendy_O._Koopa 2 года назад
Or like going backwards at the start, how that is the first thing many people would try when looking for Easter Eggs. Just add this critical research failure to the list of general incompetence and Big Bang Theory-level 'jokes.'
@g.holmes9930
@g.holmes9930 2 года назад
Not only is that a sick idea, that would also take care of the “Why is this book called Ready Player Two” problem
@bombacaboose2007
@bombacaboose2007 2 года назад
"Hollywood has started referencing off of old material much too heavily" *me, typing out a 12 angry men sequel I've been thinking of for months* "So true Krimson amazing point!"
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад
Actually hold on that sounds good
@emilylike-the-soup2502
@emilylike-the-soup2502 10 месяцев назад
12 Angry Men is one of my favorite plays. What is/was your sequel about? Did it follow Number Eight? Or the defendant?
@bombacaboose2007
@bombacaboose2007 10 месяцев назад
@@emilylike-the-soup2502 well, it’s long over now, never finished it, but it def inspired a story I’m currently working on!! I had a couple of sequel ideas, but the main one I was talking abt in the comments is one where the jurors themselves become detectives and have to start working together once more :]
@GenghisVaughn
@GenghisVaughn 4 месяца назад
Can't wait to read 13 Angry Men
@themoocow7718
@themoocow7718 29 дней назад
12 angry men is a good book
@kathrynpeninger7059
@kathrynpeninger7059 2 года назад
My favorite part: "Angry rant interrupted by CAT." Even your cat knows no one should suffer through these levels of crap alone. "Off to rescue my hu-mon!!!" Give me scratches, bask in my adorable fluffiness, and know peace again!"
@Sancyria
@Sancyria 3 года назад
That "experiencing to give birth to yourself"- part....... My mom had a c-section. I would LOVE to feel my stomach being opened up.............
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 3 года назад
It's not fun. I would go into detail, but it's not pretty. I hope your mom is okay and that you're doing well also!
@Sancyria
@Sancyria 3 года назад
@@lunabearsong2043 don't worry, me and my mom are fine :D
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 года назад
Isn’t childbirth extremely painful anyways? Why would anyone want to experience that if they have a choice and they aren’t even getting a child out of it?
@vanroyal244
@vanroyal244 3 года назад
C-sections are painless tho. You get morphine to the spine, which numbs everything below that point. Plus, it ain't your stomach.
@keeysOST
@keeysOST 3 года назад
Sometimes I wonder why there's women that want to have children. Just imagining it hurts me.
@mvpuppy5396
@mvpuppy5396 3 года назад
17:08 I think the book "How Not to Write a Novel" summed this up well. The gist is that if a character's sexual desires are among the first things we see, that is going to color our opinion of them. Yes we all know that everyone has those thoughts but, to paraphrase the book, "we also know that everybody poops, but if the first thing a character does is poo in front of the reader then he will be known as the pooing character forevermore."
@Imagigirl
@Imagigirl 3 года назад
That book is amazing; I’m so happy to have found someone else who’s read it. 😄
@andrewsmithphoto
@andrewsmithphoto 2 года назад
I always felt the major issue with 'Ready Player One' was the lack of information or interaction with the real world. I think a sequel should have focused on things happening in the real world and the condentations of the Oasis on families and society. I doubt it would have been a great book, given the author, but the story would have been very relevant to a lot of people.
@AleTitan
@AleTitan 2 года назад
Good point
@EstradusTheDragon
@EstradusTheDragon 2 года назад
The point about the currency value reminds me of the fallout 76 thing where they offered free currency for people gyped by the canvas delivery bags people were supposed to get, and it turns out its not even enough to get the equivilant bag in-game.
@CamelotGaming
@CamelotGaming 3 года назад
There wasn't really anything to ruin when Player One was ALSO shit Edit: I wanna pet that cat. Edit 2: EVEN SAO HAD THE PAIN FEEL AS REAL AS POSSIBLE
@skyblade7438
@skyblade7438 3 года назад
Don't we all?
@Lelmao33
@Lelmao33 3 года назад
We all need emotional support from cats
@galvanizeddreamer2051
@galvanizeddreamer2051 3 года назад
Actually, not entirely. From my understanding (that being the anime, not the manga or LN), pain was dulled, but not muted. Unpopular opinion, but I liked the Alfheim ark of the anime, the end fight most notably, both in-game and in the parking lot.
@CamelotGaming
@CamelotGaming 3 года назад
@@galvanizeddreamer2051 It was turned up once the whole "you're stuck here" thing happened. Also > Actually liking the worst part of the entire story, for an already terrible story Jesus Christ how do you have taste this bad?
@galvanizeddreamer2051
@galvanizeddreamer2051 3 года назад
@@CamelotGaming Easy. I watched it when i was 14, and haven't since.
@tamalito97
@tamalito97 3 года назад
"This entire video is just an excuse to show up my library" he says, while sitting in a thone made of books from his library in every video he posts.
@AntediluvianRomance
@AntediluvianRomance 3 года назад
But that's only what can fit into the frame!
@rowanquynn9964
@rowanquynn9964 Год назад
Ready player one actually ended my last relationship. He made me watch it with him and spent the whole movie going on and on about how clever and amazing it was, and halfway through I decided to break up with him
@obbalad
@obbalad Год назад
Bro what? Over some movie, how childish are you
@obbalad
@obbalad Год назад
Can. I get yo number tho 😅😅😅
@Wolfbarr01
@Wolfbarr01 Год назад
@@obbalad the duality of man
@anth636
@anth636 Год назад
@@Wolfbarr01keepin up the rizz grindset
@cjapplebaum6423
@cjapplebaum6423 10 месяцев назад
"There is so much wrong with this book that I cannot go over all of it in one video, even with my overly detailed analysis of an hour and a half." Me, looking at the sidebar and seeing his three and a half review of a Colleen Hoover book, his three and a half hour review of After (that's only one out of two videos on that book), and his SEVEN AND A HALF hour review of Lightlark: "Huh, seems to be a recurring theme here?"
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 3 года назад
“Isn’t giving birth supposed to be insanely painful and really uncomfortable?” Giving birth is second only to being lit on fire in terms of how intense the pain is.
@nancyjay790
@nancyjay790 3 года назад
And yet some folk try to scold women who choose pain relief during childbirth, claiming that they will not be able to bond with their child. Because pain creates love? I mean, for some people, yeah, but... How is this a thing preached as a virtue?
@rebeccamartens4192
@rebeccamartens4192 3 года назад
@@nancyjay790 drug me up and cut it out of me. I'll bond when I'm awake and healing. Nothing but respect for however a woman decides to give birth.
@FizzieWebb
@FizzieWebb 3 года назад
Speaking from experience, Dr. Bright?
@Grayvorn
@Grayvorn 3 года назад
I've been on fire, it really sucks
@amaalmohamed4450
@amaalmohamed4450 3 года назад
@@Grayvorn same but i have also given birth,I cant tell which is Worse.
@RK-iq9uh
@RK-iq9uh 3 года назад
This feels like a story written from the perspective of the CEO of a giant, evil Megacorp in a dystopian novel, except neither the characters nor the author ever realize it.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 3 года назад
Alternatively, it's a totalitarian state but written by the dictator
@blankadams3120
@blankadams3120 2 года назад
So, since the last time I watched this video, I've seen an interview from the guy who was the creator and face of Max Headroom, and he explicitly called Max a nihilistic take on extreme consumerism. He had a hit song that encouraged you to kill your family. So, I guess having Max as a personal assistant is oddly appropriate in the Ready Player universe...?
@ItsPronouncedShawna
@ItsPronouncedShawna 3 года назад
oh my fucking god hearing "dot hack" awakened a happiness in me I had not felt for ages, given that about 0 of my social circle knows of or remembers it. Thank you.
@MimiRAM0NE
@MimiRAM0NE 3 года назад
"Heard you were criticizing my addiction based corporate monopoly on some forum, troll." **teleports behind you** **BANG!** "Nothing personal, kid."
@Silburific
@Silburific 3 года назад
"Nothing _personel..."_
@zeesolstice6526
@zeesolstice6526 3 года назад
When I first read this comment I had no idea how accurate it was... My god
@MisterZimbabwe
@MisterZimbabwe 3 года назад
*personnel The misspelling is important
@EPWillard
@EPWillard 3 года назад
He writes about it so triumphantly too, like no mate you got hacks.
@anthonykeller1957
@anthonykeller1957 3 года назад
The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
@wooloosus6866
@wooloosus6866 3 года назад
15:51 It would've been really cool if Cline put the scene where he shoots himself in the foot and feels no pain, only to do a 180 and have an antagonist remove the pain dullers so that Wade suddenly feels everything in full force. It would be a real shock to both Wade and the reader, and add a lot of tension to a first encounter.
@anacromacia
@anacromacia 3 года назад
To be honest, if he did do that, it would feel even more like a bad fanfiction of SAO, since in the second arc, the protagonist does the exact same thing
@JackedThor-so
@JackedThor-so 2 года назад
Now, now, we can't have something like that! Wade is the big balled badass on campus! He's the Mary Sue, remember! Mary Sues can't be bothered by "petty" stuff like that!
@rizkyanandita8227
@rizkyanandita8227 2 года назад
@@anacromacia at least it still be a shocking moment.
@thatitalianlameguy2235
@thatitalianlameguy2235 2 года назад
@@anacromacia DOKTOR TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
@TOO2150
@TOO2150 2 года назад
Yes, this is literally what happens in Sword Art Online.
@avalancherelapse
@avalancherelapse 3 года назад
wait, youre saying that this sword art online fanfic literally namedrops sword art online after taking all its worst traits??? the absolute lack of self-awareness on this one is... honestly almost inspiring, if not morbid.
@KaiKrimson56
@KaiKrimson56 2 года назад
"It's not plagiarism, it's a homage."- Ernest Cline, probably.
@RedNovaTyrant
@RedNovaTyrant 10 месяцев назад
On rewatch, I just realized Wade's plan to save humanity from a dying Earth with the spaceship filled with DNA and a few survivors to find a new world, was the plan used in Titan A.E. I just can't anymore
@Godzillakingofkaiju1
@Godzillakingofkaiju1 3 года назад
This is why I prefer the worldbuilding of Godzilla since the franchise is so lenient that you could have an entire MULTIVERSE of different Godzilla storylines.
@CrissCHG
@CrissCHG 3 года назад
Why You like the worldbuilding of Godzilla?
@Godzillakingofkaiju1
@Godzillakingofkaiju1 3 года назад
@@CrissCHG Yes. Also, it depends on which Godzilla you're referring to.
@GodOfOrphans
@GodOfOrphans 3 года назад
A common trap a lot of new writers fall into (and some old ones too, looking at you Rowling) I've observed is that they feel the need to overexplain EVERYTHING, when in many cases it's best to just leave a topic alone and trust the audience to fill in the gaps, rather than trip over one'self trying to explain all the minutia of how something works.
@myname9130
@myname9130 3 года назад
@@GodOfOrphans See: JK Rowling
@GodOfOrphans
@GodOfOrphans 3 года назад
@@myname9130 I know I mentioned Rowling in the brackets.
@Falxifer95
@Falxifer95 3 года назад
Ernest Cline basically Sword Art Online'd his own book. At least given the critical failure it's not gonna spiral into a franchise. I hope.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 года назад
Get Ready for Gun Gale Alicization! XD
@wannabehistorian371
@wannabehistorian371 2 года назад
“There’s less internal consistency here than the Rise of Skywalker!” OOF.
@JarethAtian
@JarethAtian 3 года назад
...Is it weird that I kinda want KrimsonRogue to read one of my books and hate it? It feels weird. I mean, sure...positive reviews are nice, but an excoriation delivered with this level of brutal passion seems as though it would be a more-than-acceptable consolation prize.
@EclipsePheniox
@EclipsePheniox 3 года назад
Every time I hear ONI, I keep thinking of the Office of Naval Intelligence from Halo.
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
You and me both. I was halfway through the book before I stopped getting Halo flashbacks.
@TayDoesStuff
@TayDoesStuff 3 года назад
same
@greekgeek9145
@greekgeek9145 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue that is a bad thing? what do you what in your story a god that can do anything and can not be killed or a person that can never conquer anything!
@gokuxsephiroth4505
@gokuxsephiroth4505 3 года назад
You know, the sad thing is that I think that a sequel for Ready Player Two could have been fascinating. I mean, imagining Wade trying to run this company and keep control of these rabid fanbases must be nightmarish. Can you imagine a Ready Player Two where the story is about Wade having to deal with hackers of the Oasis, cheaters in the game, doxxers- cottage industries based around virtual goods, etc? There could be a series of little stories based on each of these very real issues, and in the world where the Oasis is a more real world than reality, getting hacked or faced with a cheater must be a very genuinely terrifying experience. Facing a cheater in the Oasis must be akin to facing a supervillain in reality. Idk, I just think how glad I am that my invested life is based in reality every time I encounter these issues in online games, and considering the world in RPT, I think it could be great.
@KrimsonRogue
@KrimsonRogue 3 года назад
That's a cool idea. It would have made a much better story.
@gokuxsephiroth4505
@gokuxsephiroth4505 3 года назад
@@KrimsonRogue Aw, thank you.
@rizkyanandita8227
@rizkyanandita8227 3 года назад
The saddest think about KR doing all the review, it just how many good story can be done with the same bullet point (I'm looking at you tyrant Theresa)
@dracocrusher
@dracocrusher 2 года назад
It feels like the '1,000 credits' thing really highlights just how bad the writer is at writing scenes, because any competent writer would think to have someone reference how little/much that is. Like that's a point where you have someone say something like "You sure you want to give away that much?" or "People are going to get really upset that that's all we're giving them..." Literally any line of dialogue or response that says if it's a little or a lot would instantly get the point across super effectively. Have someone go "Really, 1,000?! They might not even care for that much." It's a nitpick, but it's also really telling for the problems of the story when it's too focused on the references and plot to actually give some basic perspective to how normal people would react to this stuff on the ground. Just giving any indication here at all is the easiest thing in the world IF you have any slight interest at all in the main threat of this plot.
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