My dude practically just whipped his nuts out and slammed them against a table like a five pound sack of potatoes, while maintaining eye contact the entire time.
The sad part is that captainpopcornhopperr probably never knew that his name was put in front of the eyes of a million people because he wouldn't've clicked on this video.
Some people who sub to channels do this stuff. They make demands of the creator and use their subscription as a threat when they make that demand....like it means anything.
Yeah, about the test... The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive citizen of the world, and it will take place in schools and bars and hospitals and dorm rooms and in places of worship. You will be tested on first dates, in job interviews, while watching football, and while scrolling through your Twitter feed. The test will judge your ability to think about things other than celebrity marriages, whether you’ll be easily persuaded by empty political rhetoric, and whether you’ll be able to place your life and your community in a broader context. The test will last your entire life, and it will be comprised of the millions of decisions that, when taken together, will make your life yours. And everything, everything, will be on it.
Somebody just put a gun to my head and said "if you do not tell me who Antonio Canova is I will pull the trigger." I must say I am disappointed in you, Austin. You promised useless information, but this was the opposite.
I like how every few seconds when he's filming a video with his face, the video goes on half a second too long. It's funny to see him just standing there with a straight face.
Wait did your parachute actually fail or do you mean just in case that happens in the future?? If it did fail that sounds pretty interesting, I’d like to hear more
Some say he's still journeying around the Web, scouring distant servers and forgotten bulletin board systems in search of information but, he has yet to learn anything "useful".
@@HansPeter-qg2vc It once lead me to anime protagonists, laws of wars, metric system and a bunch of random interesting stuffs. Just like the youtube recommendation.
Herpetology: the branch of zoology concerned with reptiles and amphibians. When I was in high school, I used to volunteer in a small natural history museum in Chicago which had an extensive collection of Chicagoland "herps" stored in huge glass jars of formaldehyde in the basement. Sorry I didn't discover your useless information videos sooner than today. Love them. Keep them coming. This is the true essence of trivia.
leaves RU-vid Edit: many people seem to not get it, basically, if captainpopcornhopper isn't fictional at all (which i think he is), then he deleted his youtube account.
I finished reading a Nintendo article when I hit the random button. Did you know in the UK there is a Medieval-era town crier reading contemporary news?
Additionally, there were two "useless" facts that stuck out to me in this video that I might follow up or use in the future: 1) The definition of Liminology 2) Henery L. Menken.
I happened upon your videos by accident, and I tought "why? Why, is this reccomend?".... then I watched... I realized I spent 30 minutes watching and couldn't stop.. then I got my answer..... YOU ARE AWESOME..please never change things.. I am a forever follower now.
I don’t know if it’s the delivery, the content, or both, but I found this all pretty damned relaxing. If for nothing else, this has at least been very useful in that capacity.
@@Lee-wb5yx I once rewrote a song from a different character in the song's pov because someone told me (paraphrasing here) that they were excited for my lyrical rewrite as a reply to some of my critique on their own invisioning of the song in the other character's pov, so I decided to rewrite it, of course my rewrite was flawed and very rushed and arguably just as bad.
These useless information videos help me sleep when my anxiety wants to grab onto anything to prevent me from sleeping. Sometimes zen music or meditation videos are too void of thought. These are helpful and distracting. I love them.
@BlazeDrag I disagree. Many of his videos stay with me, such as the Shenmue one (my favorite), memoir, why do reporters talk like that, the diverging diamonds, of course, and more recently the toy camera one was really fun to watch. This one specifically will most definitely not stick with anyone due to the nature of random "useless information", not because it's bad.
Bruh ever since you commented on my video I've seen you in the comment section of almost every video I've watched. Do you comment one everything like Justin Y, or am I just cursed.
I just did the same thing instead of sleeping. It’s 7:02 in the morning for me and honestly this information is more useful than the sleep. Apparently.
Winter semester of 1983 I worked at the Limnology Lab at Michigan State University as a part of my work study. I worked the team that was studying the aquatic plants in the Saint Mary's River, which is the natural water course between Lake Superior and Lake Huron. The study was to determine how detrimental further reductions in water flow was to the river as part of a proposed increase in water flow through the Sault Saint Marie canal or the Soo Locks. I divided my time between weighing samples of plants collected before and after they were incinerated and doing the calculations of what those differences mean. No idea what the result of the study was. The building was right next to Red Cedar River. I actually had a subbasement. Said subbasement was very damp. Alas the building is no longer there. 1987 to 1989 I taught at Eureka High School, the high school that residents of Times Beach had previously attended. I heard all the details of what happened, how it happened, and how as well as why it was discovered. When I moved away in 1993 the EPA had finally gotten permission to build an incinerator at Times Beach to rid the area of the toxins. It took the EPA years to get permission not because of the clean up of Times Beach but because they planned to truck in toxins from other sites all around the mid-west US and continue to incinerate for 30 years. Incinerating the toxins at Times Beach was only going to take a year.
That or clicking on random links in articles. In 10 minutes you'll find out you went through at least 3 or 4 unrelated topics which are clearly not what you were looking for in the first place.
One of those weird moments where you just learned about something and it coincidentally pops up in a 3 year old video of useless info on youtube. This one for me was the Alexander's feast composer John Dryden, which I heard on the local orchestra radio station (in St. Louis, btw, go blues).
