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A Sub-Human Sage Guide (FFXIV: Endwalker)

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Timestamps:
0:00 - Annoying RU-vidr Intro
0:40 - Sage: A Spiritual Journey
1:45 - Kardia is very unique
2:44 - I care about the meta
3:30 - No way, dude
3:40 - Eukrasia
5:02 - EU Regulatory Shields
5:55 - Twin Adders(ting)
7:32 - Coca-Cola
8:17 - Two Minute Life Cycle
9:10 - Aetherflown't
10:44 - Making a big deal out of nothing for comedic effect
11:43 - Other Heals that allow you to continue DPSing
13:13 - Gap Closing
13:58 - Seriously Luke Warm Opinion and conclusion
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4 авг 2024

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@SmallerRidley Год назад

As a melee DPS main, Sage is the perfect healer due to not having to think about healing at any point and having Kaiten.

@bookishdelight Год назад

Even ironically, this really is the correct comment. (^ MNK main, SGE secondary)

@TheSmashPlaya Год назад

Also a melee dps main, SGE is the only healer I have maxed lmfao

@TNTXYZX7 Год назад

Same. Also MNK main.

@zavi3rz Год назад

OMG this makes so much sense now why I can’t stand playing scholar but love sage! MNK main here too lol

@TwoGoodGames Год назад

weird how mnk mains seem to gravitate toward sage. also mnk main

@KumoKumiko Год назад

as someone who is trying out non-White Mage jobs, thank you, I understood about 10 percent of this video, but the Max0r-level editing still massaged my brain with enough funny colors to enjoy the ride anyway

@Syger Год назад

Former WHM main, SGE was 6head to me until I “leveled” through it. Do dungeons in 5 level increments, and set up your bar as you go “unlocking” the new skills. Now it feels completely natural, and WHM feels weird.

@moogleboy Год назад

You forgot the best use of Icarus; Using it along with -Lifegrip- Rescue to really confuse the shit out of a DPS.

@0NBalfa0 Год назад

Grieving your friends in peak sage gameplay

@MisshapenChair Год назад

I am responsible for all misinformation contained in this video: 0:03 - Krilalaris Theme - 100% Orange Juice 0:40 - Marie Popo’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 0:50 - Dragonsong - FFXIV: Heavensward 1:45 - Kiriko’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 2:44 - The Gang of Venice - God Hand 3:29 - Yuki’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 3:46 - Please Mr. Sensei - God Hand 5:02 - Saki’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 6:44 - Arthur’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 8:17 - Iru’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 9:10 - Chris’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 10:02 - Bald Mountain - God Hand 11:43 - Nya Soleil - Nekopara 12:28 - Shadows Withal - FFXIV: Shadowbringers 13:29 - Sumika’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 13:58 - Yuuki’s Theme - 100% Orange Juice 14:35 - The Price is Right Theme 14:40 - Sweet Maker’s Theme - 100% Juice

@Ravemaster620 Год назад

You forgot the split second of Millias theme from GGST😊 00:39 - Love the Subhuman Self (Guilty Gear Strive)

@Andi_Venrad Год назад

Hearing so much OJ music after not playing it in like years was nice.

@cindersandtinder1060 Год назад

The King has returned with another juicy upload

@RKJiu Год назад

Every time slay the spire just appears at random, I feel like starting a run only to die to gremlin nob. This is some sort of psychological warfare, please continue.

@emacgggaming9732 Год назад

this is definitely one of the most guides for the game

@achikala Год назад

Your videos are so good! You deserve way more views on them!

@AraiiarA Год назад

I was having such a bad day. Then I saw this notification... "Sage guide" this is wonderful! I was planning on playing Sage. Then I saw who uploaded it... And my day became just a little worse.

@MagnificentDreamFox Год назад

You could say your day has been ...Misshappened.

@FaeAvalon Год назад

Thanks for posting I was pretty bored just a moment ago 👍❤

@Capslocks27 Год назад

i just stumbled into this video while doing some sage research as a returning player (i stopped back in 2017) and ive got to say: superb editing and content. i watched it twice back to back lol.. kudos.

@VashimuXIV Год назад

That segment on Eukrasia was everything I needed and then some. Sage was my first healer so I’d never call myself that experienced, but I greatly enjoy the aesthetics and utility. Cheers Misshapen

@trevorlanclos6566 Год назад

As a stage player myself, I feel like they need to go in one or two directions either up the DPS and have multiple healing targets or have the healing skills do more.

@anierikidemona Год назад

Oh man. I was honestly hoping you were gonna get to these. But I also know ff isn't your only content so I've been curious to see what you would cover each video.

@jono9717 Год назад

I love all the self-referencial promotions of your other non-ffxiv videos. The sheep will surely pull the wool from their eyes to see how magnificent those videos are.

@ragnorak6452 Год назад

this is the most enjoyable fever dream I've had this month. thank you

@jimmartin7943 Год назад

You dropped this sir 👑

@faux3401 Год назад

perfect timing as I just unlocked sage as my first healer, this guide will surely help me prosper as a pro healer

@lucastoole1 Год назад

As someone who just picked up Sage this was 100% needed

@colonelchance101 Год назад

I really love your videos. TY for all the content

@sufficientphrase7769 Год назад

Good content. Nice editing. 10/10 Would read again

@jimmyjohnson3843 Год назад

I know 90% of this is dryly delivered memes, but I do appreciate reinforcement of my overall dissatisfaction with the gameplay in this expansion. Kudos Mr chair

@Makkle4000 Год назад

Damn this guy plays FFXIV? that's crazy

@koralionheart Год назад

the king is back

@charizardgamez447 Год назад

great vid as always

@TheMrJustarandomname Год назад

I was always hesitant to try Sage, but with the Chairman's expert guidance, I now know I too, can become, mediocre (at best)

@renycilfay9773 Год назад

I just want to mention that in your part about caring about the meta, you should have mentioned that between Scholar and Sage, just take both, because both of them is the best composition right now. Anyway thank you for the laughs. Honestly. I love your FFXIV content, even if you need a break from it sometimes.

@MoonTiger88 Год назад

For some reason I feel compelled to rewatch Chair's NieR videos in full again.

@TheOneGreat Год назад

The guide we deserve.

@Legion_ Год назад

Thanks chair this was so helpful!

@brinftw565 Год назад

I have already watched your Nier Automata videos in full and await more, Chair-sama.

@TowaruTsura 11 месяцев назад

A little late to the party, but I do want to point out that Toxikon II has very limited use in raids and trials, but in dungeons it's actually quite useful. When a tank is wall-pulling, you only have one charge of Icarus, and the tank is probably sprinting, so you're not going to be doing much damage in that time. shooting a shield on the tank before they start pulling, and then before they reach the second pack, can actually generate some addersting at no DPS loss, allowing you to *utterly fucking nuke* the enemies in a display of AoE damage that leaves even caster DPS in the dust a lot of the time. As for the MP regeneration, I tend to default to Kerachole over throwing out random heals, because it has a pretty short cooldown and a damage mitigation is always helpful!

@RealNikoPlush Год назад

Thanks for the video, Malformed Seat with legs

@Zyvux. Год назад

Eukrasia somewhat fills the void in my heart that was formed when dark arts was taken out back and old yeller'd at the end of stormblood :(

@bruhbandit Год назад

Jolly good show!

@whitenoise8619 Год назад

welcome back

@whitenoise8619 Год назад

still waiting for Endwalker MSQ ; -; please do it before 7.0 or before you decided to quit ffxiv.. patch MSQ not needed.

@Joeyfield0 Год назад

I had a feeling you were holding back on kaiten in your nier videos, now i know why

@TalysAlankil Год назад

"creative risks, something that sage is completely devoid of" more like something FF14 is completely devoid of

@ikeaira8701 Год назад

True. There would be a time I'd disagree, and part of me wants to scream: "But Criterion Dungeons!!!!!" But I can't even do that because it was such a disaster on the reward end. Even content like Relics become nothing more than 1hr content, when Relics are supposed to be Grindy. I hate to say it, but I miss Stormblood Era....at least there the game still felt like a MMORPG to an extent. Now it's just a Social Hub like PS Home or VRChat

@Toksyuryel Год назад

They took creative risks with 1.0 and it was such a disaster that they course-corrected so hard they made the most generic and uninteresting gameplay possible. Unfortunately it worked and now FF14 is the single most popular MMO on the market, so we can expect more of the same going forward.

@ikeaira8701 Год назад

@@Toksyuryel dealing with what we got, I'd like 'em to step back to the Stormblood formula, and try another path from that starting point. But eh, oh well lol At least there's an Casual MMORPG out there for those that want the illusion of a great MMORPG.

@lordhem6306 Год назад

the millia references are great

@cw666thebeast Год назад

I like how you specifically didn't meme on Pepsis.

@Ben_R4mZ Год назад

I think Chair has been taking editing lessons from Max0r and I love it ❤

@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Год назад

I always misread your name for "Miss hapen chair" the first time I read it.

@CristianNazare Год назад

1:07 in and my brain is overwhelmed by words with meanings! I might be overloaded but I will watch the video multiple times and edit this message multiple times. Check back later! Edit 1: 1:09 right now. Gotta get out a pen & paper, other laptop, my e-library on quantum physics and check my Scholar, Astro, Sage, Paladin and Dark Knight's skills again. Edit 2: 3:09 Going more with the flow, understanding less but understanding more. Edit 3: After watching parts of the video again (a few times) i am back at 2:19. Still having alot of fun! But i need to rest a bit before trying again! I'll take a power nap and try again later!

@ikeaira8701 Год назад

NA moment

@ssjgokuhan Год назад

"gain on two" You have my attention.

@0Vuuk0 Год назад

Krasis also buffs Haima. So I put it on right before i use it.

@quantumhawk806 Год назад

RU-vid doesnt want me to watch your videos always have to look your channel up myself. Love your vids though.

@AwkwardBird Месяц назад

i have wisely decided which healing class i am going to be in Dawntrail based purely on these guides

@DeadEye935 Год назад

Raid design being what it is is definitely a response to fans, at least partially. When I got into raiding in Shadowbringers, I'd hear so many complaints about certain fights not letting you keep uptime. Now we realize that bosses that expect you to lose damage here and there is kind of a good thing.

@Longlius Год назад

One day, we'll have good raid design outside of ultimates again.

@skrawl8374 Год назад

Make any content you want. I will enjoy it mate

@twickisbased Год назад

4:10 Impressive! Let's see Paul Allens Jars...

@Jon_the_Wizard Год назад

Shoutout to THE WALL!

@asdsad17 Год назад

but chairman, toxicon is a dps gain in dungeon. 1 shield from the tank. 1 shield from me. as a sage i'll pull before the tank does to break the shield :^)

@violetbliss4399 Год назад

Sage feels a lot better to play for me. On the dps side, I wish they had kept the DoT-spread mechanic for SCH AoE instead of the most boring spell in the entire game, Art of War. You could even keep the name and it would make more sense, something is being divided :P

@RagnellAvalon Год назад

5:54 I see you're a man of culture (OnlyAfro) as well

@CleopatraKing Год назад

Yo chair, think youd ever make a series going over souls games mechanical differences and which one ud prefer of the other? stuff like spell slots vs FP, Weapon arts/ashes versus more unique movesets, etc. think itd make good content if u get tired of 14 again

@karelposedi Год назад

Had a pretty shitty day but this helps Tnx chair

@Zachpi Год назад

Speaking of ground targeting, I feel like it's the biggest example I've seen in a game of the default setting ruining a function. I have it set where the targeting won't go past the max and I can just mash the key to cast, and now it's great, but the default where you have to finagle the range to find max and then break flow to left click is just annoying

@FalkenHunter705 Год назад

Hell yeah.

@Haak333 Год назад

TOP TEXT

@thomasschopflin6317 Год назад

I dont even play healer but seeing this is coming from Chair, I HAVE TO watch it. HOWEVER, the video freezes into an endless loading spree at 2:48 which is probably not intended - and I restarted it several times already. Can anyone point me to what is going on?

@Inhaledcorn Год назад

I did like Nocturnal Astrologian (in Shadowbringers). How do you think I feel? ;u; Edit: Eukrasia's not Kaiten, it's HW Dark Arts.

@g.l.4707 Год назад

FINALLY

@dalgona4819 11 месяцев назад

As a Samurai DPS I'm glad to know I can experienjce Kaiten by playing Sage

@akirahill8091 Год назад

Scholar 2

@SmokerFace12 Год назад

My healer choises to lvl went like: SCH, WHM, SAGE and then realised there wasnt any reason to lvl up Astro and can save me some time :D

@Telamont 11 месяцев назад

So I have to ask what is this situation where there are 34+ mobs?

@Solidus113 Год назад

Every single time I have to experience having my crit spreadlo shield get replaced by a dinky normal Eukrasian Prognosis because the devs decided to give Sage's effect higher priority for whatever reason I want to jump into into a death wall and rescue the sage with me

@olololo4807 Год назад

thanks you made me want to play scholar. :)

@Max44321 Год назад

I like

@narutoavenger813 Год назад

3:41 I'm so glad my wife wasnt in the house to hear me cakkle like a crazzy person about this bit...

@chrma_ Год назад

🌟 🪈 KAITEN 🪈 🌟

@SmokerFace12 Год назад

Also your cynicism mixed with sarcasm actually gives all your videos such a re-watch value. I fall asleep to your voice bitching about random things that do not really matter

@DonutJulio Год назад

6:40 I mean its almost like players will only notice issues in classes they actually play

@eolendes6432 Год назад

Ah yes, Dosis-mage. Broil-mage's successful brother.

@QueenKissune Год назад

Can't wait until 7.0 when they turn AST into a WHM clone and we only have two healers in the game with different skins :D

@guywithnocoochie9087 Год назад

Ah yesss the healer that shoots you

@TheExpressionless1 Год назад

why choose a gundam that doesn't have funnels or similar weapons in the thumbnail?

@PunkFiddler 4 месяца назад

For me, Kerachole is discount Excog.

@OstrichFingers Год назад

What’s wrong with me that Pepsis’ weird quirks makes me wanna drop SCH for it

@falter_ego_ Год назад

Kaiten

@NiickGG Год назад

I am a brain rot unga bunga wow refugee who’s been playing this for a year or so and still don’t know how to play. Thank you for your videos.

@salesparza3876 Год назад

Turn off all spell effects , lower resolution, turn and face the wall so your 56k modem can keep up and good luck healing. EverQuest raids were the best.

@Jorvalt Год назад

11:31 Nah, Zoe is worse Recitation. And Rhizomata is actually useful unlike dissipation.

@xdeathsrequiemx7251 Год назад

Finally posted again happy to see you weeb father 😂

@pixiesnakes4293 Год назад

Yes, SGE and SCH indeed are similar, but SGE is by far so much better because..... IT SHOOTS MAGIC LASERS! You can't top magic lasers. And Eukrasia!

@mibs5996 Год назад

perfect 10/10 give me more 14 videos :^)

@JTreize Год назад

Saw gundam wing, I clicked. Simple man

@sakuramoon3259 Год назад

Dark Arts :(

@TheTruestZero Год назад

You see, Sage IS better than Scholar because Scholar is just a Scholar who still studying while Sage is much more big brain since he is a Sage who is very sagely and don't need to study anymore.

@LevelDie Год назад

It's so evil that you use a clip of chain yanker and not ballbuster when you say ballbuster

@jbinfa7k Год назад

Every profession needs more than 3 hot bars (12 buttons each). This is too much, especally crafting jobs.

@ikeaira8701 Год назад

Sage is basically the Devs confirming they could rework Healers into what vet healers want, but they're not and they tease us with this watered down version of what could be. Edit: I was so hyped for Sage, until I saw the toolkit and played it in high-end content. Seeing as AST is completely dead to me at this point, because Why learn a job that's gonna be reworked every expansion. Hot Take: "4.X AST was the best iteration of AST." Anyways, since I was highly disappointed in the devs with Sage and ASTv3.0, I was left with picking up a real job....SCH. lol