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A Tale Of Casinos And SEO Juice (The Jimquisition) 

Jim Sterling
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@JimSterling
@JimSterling 7 лет назад
Update: Cultured Vultures has since contacted me and admitted wrongdoing. They've not only amended the article, they've donated their fee to the Nevada Council on Problem Gambling. A good thing was done!
@Callaghdan
@Callaghdan 7 лет назад
Good shit
@octagonseventynine1253
@octagonseventynine1253 7 лет назад
You're a good man, Jim.
@MATTIUS
@MATTIUS 7 лет назад
should of had a conscious before they got caught out
@oldmanramblingatclouds
@oldmanramblingatclouds 7 лет назад
Did you contact them, or did they come to tell you out of the blue (perhaps a fan here contacted them them)? Either way, good job, Jim!
@Deedonis
@Deedonis 7 лет назад
I don't have anything negative to say about that. Good on them, and thank god for Jim.
@themexicandwarf
@themexicandwarf 7 лет назад
Hi Jim Sterling, i am a big fan of your writing who represents a charity company. Will you consider donating 100$ to casinos without borders and writing a 400 to 600 word article including a link for casinos without borders and 3 other charities of no importance to my employer. Thank you very much, again i am a big fan of your writing.
@Nuvizzle
@Nuvizzle 7 лет назад
I'm an ironman.
@TetoPlushie
@TetoPlushie 7 лет назад
Hey Antoine Ouimet, I hope you are well? I am here to inform you of an exciting opportunity! I am the CEO and PR Manager of Pocket Vegas™, a thrilling new app that will change the casino game forever! I am prepared to offer you upwards of $100 to write an article promoting our product. The content of the article is up to you, but you must mention that Pocket Vegas™ is strictly non-profit, and all proceeds go to Disgruntled Gamblers, a charity that provides poker chips to men and women who have nothing left to gamble. We hope to hear from you soon!
@ZechsMerquise73
@ZechsMerquise73 7 лет назад
Writing articles is one of the most fun things you can do with your time. You can choose any stlye you wish in which to write about, and creating a blog with the website Tumblr is about one of the easiest things you can do. Another website on the internet is Pocket Vegas™, a non-profit gambling website where all proceeds go to Disgruntled Gamblers, a charity that provides poker chips to men and women who have nothing left to gamble. Many of my friends have Tumblr blogs about their favorite TV shows, and I have a blog about my cat Trixie in which I pretend she is a pirate who has a secret identity as a pop star. She wears a blonde wig when she sings, so nobody can tell it is her singing. If you enjoy writing, then you will enjoy writing your own blog. It's fun and easy, and everyone can do it.
@Giantstalking
@Giantstalking 7 лет назад
Because of the horrific possibility of the concept Casinos without Borders I hope the Canucks become a very good team in the next few years.
@themexicandwarf
@themexicandwarf 7 лет назад
lol thanks for reminding me i need to change this image
@Danmarinja
@Danmarinja 7 лет назад
Isn't it illegal to take a sponsorship and not disclose that?
@MrImarket
@MrImarket 7 лет назад
Was thinking just the same
@thinnairr
@thinnairr 7 лет назад
I'm pretty sure FTC has regulations for paid sponsorships. Warner Brothers got in trouble with the FTC for undisclosed sponsorships for Shadow of Mordor with YTers like PewDiePie.
@thatjillgirl
@thatjillgirl 7 лет назад
There's rules around it with drugs as well. I'm not sure if you still have to disclose that a drug company paid you, but if you publicly endorse a drug, the FDA requires you to follow all the normal legal forms of a drug advertisement, such as listing side effects, etc. Hence why Kim Kardashian got in trouble after endorsing Diclegis.
@adambonaparte4206
@adambonaparte4206 7 лет назад
+Mason Bially Not disclosing a paid sponsorship breaks FCC guidelines, along with Federal law. According to the FCC's 'Payola' rules, everyone involved with the deal MUST disclose their involvement proir to thje paid content airing. Also, it must be disclosed publicly, so anyone looking for that info can find it. I got all this from the FCC's ;.gov website or here www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/fccs-payola-rules
@tehlaser
@tehlaser 7 лет назад
I suspect the law has some catching up to do on SEO juice. The laws have been written to prevent people from lying to consumers, not search engine algorithms. You could make a pretty convincing argument that deceiving Googlebot is deceiving consumers by proxy, but it's not a slam dunk, and these are online casinos we're talking about here. Strict compliance with the spirit of the law is not likely to be their highest priority.
@DuskMoment
@DuskMoment 7 лет назад
So can we expect Konami to strike a deal to make a Jimquisition Pachinko machine anytime soon?
@stoicsophist2274
@stoicsophist2274 7 лет назад
Perhaps you'd enjoy reading my article on the top 3 Konami pachinko machines? Which includes a link to Juicy Slots for some reason...
@DxBlack
@DxBlack 7 лет назад
Big Dangling Balls Pachinko...
@MaxPower-gd2zr
@MaxPower-gd2zr 7 лет назад
Would go to japan and play with it
@TheNitroG1
@TheNitroG1 7 лет назад
they can put it on juicy slots.com as it's not currently taken as a website.
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 7 лет назад
Erotic Journalism
@milhousevanhoutan9235
@milhousevanhoutan9235 7 лет назад
Also worth mentioning per the FTC such non disclosed advertisements hidden as articles are illegal.
@Sahsa590
@Sahsa590 7 лет назад
Juicy Slots isn't a real a website. I feel bamboozled.
@dafrandle
@dafrandle 7 лет назад
someone is going to make that now
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox 7 лет назад
it is, however a real gambling app. Anyone with a brain cell wouldn't think for a second Jim was advertising them, but its an unfortunate coincidence
@Blunderbussy
@Blunderbussy 7 лет назад
If only *Juicy Sluts* was a real website...
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 7 лет назад
+Lusty Argonian Maid That sounds like a perfectly safe and legitimate website that I will go look for right now!
@Mahrooby
@Mahrooby 7 лет назад
about as real as fuck blinkers
@MyOddExperiences
@MyOddExperiences 7 лет назад
The idea of a mobile game where you can gamble is really disturbing. Gambling addiction is a real issue, and for some people to literally have a slot machine in their pocket at all times could be life ruining.
@MintyArisato
@MintyArisato 7 лет назад
In a way, there are mobile games out there that are not slot machines but feed into gambling addictions. Card collecting idol games from Japan (the easiest one to google would be Love Live since that has an English version) that are of niche popularity in the west but wildly popular in Japan essentially simulate slots when trying to get the card you want. It`s a deep rabbit hole.
@DidYouSeeAWeiner
@DidYouSeeAWeiner 7 лет назад
I agree completely. My father used to have a very serious gambling problem. He lost everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. It's been a few years since then and he's done an amazing job of getting his life back together. But it scares me to think of him falling back into it just from an app on his phone. There should probably be a law or something.
@dbmuir8683
@dbmuir8683 7 лет назад
My Odd Experiences; Mobile-game addiction is already a markable trend. A huge percentage of mobile games on the Google Play store are asset flips or quick Unity-Engine tossups that are designed in a way that simultaneously encourages huge time-investments and microtransactions for ingame-content or currency necessary for progression--often packaged into bundles that are valued upwards of 100USD. It's proving to be an extremely effective monetization tool, and the developers of these dispensable mobile-games are making exorbant amounts of money off of them. I hope that Jim puts Google Play Store into the public lens, for what it is, in a Jimquisition episode or something.
@malcomchase9777
@malcomchase9777 7 лет назад
+Minty Arisato I can't believe more people aren't upvoting your joke. I guess it flew over their heads. Enjoy the advertising dollars! How much is a RU-vid comment work?
@MyOddExperiences
@MyOddExperiences 7 лет назад
Very well said. I think Jim has mentioned the google play store but hasn't given it much attention. He's definitely made episodes about scummy iOS games like dungeon keeper mobile, but I'd like to see him discuss it more because of how huge the market is now. Coming from someone who has worked on iOS apps and a game in progress, apps like you describe are usually incredibly easy to make. More time and money is almost certainly spent on assets and pushing players into spending money.
@pigbothererplays3788
@pigbothererplays3788 7 лет назад
Gamblers Anonymous seconded. Compulsive gambling ruins lives just as surely as alcohol or drug addiction. Here in the UK one of the biggest gambling unpleasantnesses is the FOBT, or "fixed odds betting terminal," which maybe deserves a sort of side-episode perhaps? Because FOBTs are basically vidya that are played in betting shops and suchlike.
@makeritualnoise
@makeritualnoise 7 лет назад
12 Step groups like Gamblers Anonymous are associations, not charities, so unless you donate to a local group, there's really not much you can do to donate. The closest would be the National Council on Problem Gaming, the group that Cultured Vultures donated to, which is an actual charity.
@lauriestrings4580
@lauriestrings4580 7 лет назад
I also like the idea of donating to some sort of gambling help charity.
@adamsagehorn3520
@adamsagehorn3520 7 лет назад
I bet you 100 bucks you are making all that stuff up!
@Bonu5epic
@Bonu5epic 7 лет назад
Pigbotherer Plays Do "fobt"s just mean like, gambling machines? We've got those in every single store in Finland
@Sylocat
@Sylocat 7 лет назад
I'm still unconvinced that it's not the same Paul Ryan.
@chrissikes7885
@chrissikes7885 7 лет назад
Got it paused at 10:00. Guess what I'm doing.
@irllcd13
@irllcd13 6 лет назад
They're both complete pieces of shit so you may be on to something.
@nathanclark2424
@nathanclark2424 6 лет назад
Rabbit Cube Honestly Paul Ryan (Yes That One) could be Paul Ryan (Not That One), due to being one of the younger Republican members of congress and probably knowing a bit more about tech and having a bit more of a stake
@Blossora
@Blossora 7 лет назад
As a casual side-job, I occasionally help do maintenance with a number of websites a relative of mine hosts. One of the duties is to supervise article traffic for one particular website. Over the past few months I've noticed garbage articles crop-up advertising various other websites in links (the most popular being free essay writing). Their appearance is due to a website programming exploit, so irrelevant to this subject. But as I investigated into these sites, I've found that they're either all scam sites, or function very similar to the casino sites Jim visited -- just out to get people's money. I believe the shady practice of these articles I deal with is comparable to the marketing lackey's of Tamara and Barney. Just like the garbage articles, I wouldn't be surprised if the emails Jim received were, at least in part, automated. And I _really_ wouldn't be surprised if all of this mess is just us brushing against the labyrinth that is marketing and barely legal scam site relationships.
@L0LWTF1337
@L0LWTF1337 7 лет назад
Since you are using the cornflakes homunculus again, I presume you won the Trademark claim by Kellogs?
@chainsawKillr
@chainsawKillr 7 лет назад
pretty sure that was an april fool's joke from Tarmack.
@TrogdortheAnimator
@TrogdortheAnimator 7 лет назад
ChainsawKillr, I think L0LWTF1337 was joking too....
@panko2848
@panko2848 7 лет назад
that was an April Fools joke by some other youtuber
@Gladysthehomunculus
@Gladysthehomunculus 7 лет назад
Forgot how appropriate my name is
@JimSterling
@JimSterling 7 лет назад
I find it very hurtful that anybody is making light of the situation between Kellogg's and I.
@asmodeusnof
@asmodeusnof 7 лет назад
He realizes Onisac is Casino backwards right?
@kappaross6124
@kappaross6124 7 лет назад
Yeah, but it's funnier not to mention it.
@nicoleboudreau2646
@nicoleboudreau2646 7 лет назад
Then casino is just onis pounding it... but backwards
@antoshq1985
@antoshq1985 7 лет назад
Holy shit, I know I didn't!
@mugasofer
@mugasofer 7 лет назад
Darn vampire casino owners.
@louieberg2942
@louieberg2942 7 лет назад
... I will readily admit that I definitely did not until you pointed it out.
@zredfernhall
@zredfernhall 7 лет назад
Number one on the list of things I didn't need to see today: a couple of Onis *pounding it.*
@JimSterling
@JimSterling 7 лет назад
Pounding it...
@zredfernhall
@zredfernhall 7 лет назад
*Pounding it...*
@goldeninque9453
@goldeninque9453 7 лет назад
*Pounding it...*
@ScholRLea
@ScholRLea 7 лет назад
*Pounding it...*
@somelosercalledjab
@somelosercalledjab 7 лет назад
I think you mean "things I DID need to see today"
@LukeSniper
@LukeSniper 7 лет назад
My casino trick is to go to the roulette table with a friend. I bet red, they bet black, we drink for free all night
@piedpiper1185
@piedpiper1185 4 года назад
This is genius!
@GeneralAblon
@GeneralAblon Год назад
@@piedpiper1185 If it werent for the fact the 0 option is green. The house ALWAYS wins. Still, clever as all hell.
@awerbpo
@awerbpo 7 лет назад
In the U.S. the FTC requires you to disclose any sponsorships and affiliations. As a small website owner myself, this is just basics. How some sites get away with it is beyond me.
@Wslasher
@Wslasher 7 лет назад
Was expecting a Fuck Konami segment at the end due to the nature of the video.
@sinteleon
@sinteleon 7 лет назад
To be fair, there's a little less FK going on thanks to that whole Bomberman thing.
@Coffeepotion
@Coffeepotion 7 лет назад
HIT THE LEVER!!!
@Elyseon
@Elyseon 7 лет назад
Some people are probably already hitting their levers.
@lowkey276
@lowkey276 7 лет назад
Advertising for online casino on gaming website is really pernicious, it reminds me of CS Go gambling. My best friend works at a casino and saw with her own eyes people's life being ruined. If it wasn't for her I would have gambled all my money in them when I was in big financial troubles. Please avoid "get rich schemes" at all cost.
@WadeDMcGinnis
@WadeDMcGinnis 7 лет назад
Able Gamers. A nice charity that helps kids and those with disabilities play games. Adding a little bit of joy when they can.
@DM-Raven
@DM-Raven 7 лет назад
I've been following Jim since about the time when he went solo and I must say I'm proud of how he's run his channel and admire his ethics. Well done Jim!
@BeerDone
@BeerDone 7 лет назад
I've just now noticed you've started pointing out if and which bonus section the Jimquisition contains in its description. Thank you, and thank God for you.
@TheWrathOfKon
@TheWrathOfKon 7 лет назад
Wow, only $100? That's an insult even to smaller blogs.
@rickhardmann6695
@rickhardmann6695 7 лет назад
You could donate to the nearest Shriner's Hospital. They specialize in burn treatment and rehab of children. As far as worthy causes go, a disabled child in pain has to be near the top. Plus there is the whole Shriner/Fez comedic angle.
@ambigaming6424
@ambigaming6424 5 лет назад
"SEO Juice" is one of the grossest phrases I've heard in a long time... Also I had to laugh when you said they offered you $100. I was contacted by the same agency, and was only offered $30 for my blogging soul! I now have another aspiration for my site haha
@cheezemonkeyeater
@cheezemonkeyeater 5 лет назад
A while ago, I left a comment talking about my SEO knowledge from my job. I've got more to add now. I was considering linking to your video in an article I was writing for my job, since it was relevant to some trends I've been seeing in this field (scummy, scammy companies talking about SEO). I'm not, because the whole "poundin' it" thing is . . . really not appropriate for what I'm doing, but anyway, since I watched it again, I thought I'd mention that if you had agreed to this, there's actually a high chance that what they were asking you to do could have got your whole site de-indexed with some of the changes Google recently made to their search engine. So, there's that for you.
@Sperium3000
@Sperium3000 7 лет назад
Uh, Jim, I know your Juicy Slots thing was just a bit, but there's *actually* a gambling app on the google app store called Juicy Slot, so I fear that might create some misunderstandings.
@cookiebandit18
@cookiebandit18 7 лет назад
I always knew he was a fucking shill
@Sperium3000
@Sperium3000 7 лет назад
Uh, are you serious?
@cookiebandit18
@cookiebandit18 7 лет назад
Sperium3000 I take selling out very seriously. It was only a matter of time until he masked more marketing with comedy after the corn flakes homculos
@Sperium3000
@Sperium3000 7 лет назад
... Still can't tell if a joke or not.
@cookiebandit18
@cookiebandit18 7 лет назад
Sperium3000 I can tell that your mom's a joke
@bishop6881
@bishop6881 7 лет назад
When you were notified but you hate "the squad"
@johnnyfreedman2501
@johnnyfreedman2501 7 лет назад
You're a squad now. You're a kid now. You're a squad, you're a kid, you're a squad, you're a kid you're a squad you're a kid nowwwwwwww.
@bishop6881
@bishop6881 7 лет назад
King Arthur
@jamez6398
@jamez6398 7 лет назад
+King Arthur Damn it. Now I have Smash Mouth in my head :(
@Caldera510
@Caldera510 7 лет назад
@StrazdasLT
@StrazdasLT 7 лет назад
Notification squads should commit sudoku.
@VersusMe101
@VersusMe101 7 лет назад
I live for Life Haxz now. That ending was amazing.
@MrrQuackers
@MrrQuackers 7 лет назад
"pounding it" my favorite Jim Sterling meme is back!
@tiacat11
@tiacat11 6 лет назад
"If I did things based on whether or not old women did them, and I chose not to do things old women did a lot and were known for, I wouldn't have so many dildos!" Me: *looks up from the crochet project I work on while listening to The Jimquisition* You tell 'em, Jim. You tell 'em.
@LastTalon
@LastTalon 7 лет назад
Get out of my head. I had that John Oliver thought so much earlier in the video.
@SemiIocon
@SemiIocon 7 лет назад
I like how Jim used "Pokerface" as song in the background, lol. Subtle.
@LordAJ12345
@LordAJ12345 7 лет назад
Jim is a sneaky bastard.
@Volcanic_Rave
@Volcanic_Rave 7 лет назад
Semi Locon he also used Sonic 2's Casino Night Zone theme.
@user-gg8tl5yt7d
@user-gg8tl5yt7d 7 лет назад
Mariomaniac88 and i thoroughly enjoyed that bit.
@Volcanic_Rave
@Volcanic_Rave 7 лет назад
Bridget Nelson I just wish he used the generations modern version. The sax there is brilliant.
@MrLinguist88
@MrLinguist88 7 лет назад
I would totally watch a D&D session with Jim! Is there a video of you playing somewhere?? :D
@Eon2641
@Eon2641 7 лет назад
I've been wanting one ever since I first heard him talk about one of the campaigns he was in, I dunno that he's that interested in doing it sadly :/
@skywise8
@skywise8 7 лет назад
that comment needs more up votes. I would totally watch a D&D session with Jim.
@kc_cobra
@kc_cobra 7 лет назад
I'd watch the shit out of that.
@YumLemmingKebabs
@YumLemmingKebabs 7 лет назад
Get Jim on Critical Role and have him constantly hit on Wesley Crusher. Not Wil Wheton, Wesley Crusher.
@shotgunreaper
@shotgunreaper 7 лет назад
I'd watch Jim. ... like that's it.
@MixMasterLar
@MixMasterLar 7 лет назад
God Damn it Jim that Oni Sack bit killed me
@Tallcat_TV
@Tallcat_TV 7 лет назад
I like MSF (doctors without borders) and Prevent Cancer Foundation.
@blacksun3884
@blacksun3884 7 лет назад
MSF is just their abbreviation for their actual name: Médecins Sans Frontières Internationale. It was founded in France.
@YumLemmingKebabs
@YumLemmingKebabs 7 лет назад
That's the fictional version from Metal Gear Solid. The real MSF is for doctors.
@blacksun3884
@blacksun3884 7 лет назад
OH! I never noticed that before! How about that?
@LieseFury
@LieseFury 7 лет назад
Tallcat Prevent Cancer Foundation gives most of its money to its executives. MSF is a good one though.
@Atamusk
@Atamusk 7 лет назад
Adding to the pile for MSF. They're a great group.
@jamesmason3734
@jamesmason3734 7 лет назад
I'm half tempted to get a sponsorship just so I can write about a bunch of different fetishes. After all the content doesn't matter and they want the "Juice." so they're going to get it along with a lot of other stuff. A LOT of other stuff.
@Something-tg5zh
@Something-tg5zh 7 лет назад
do it
@TheAwakeOrangutang
@TheAwakeOrangutang 7 лет назад
That's Not A Hot Dog, the fetish reviewer, because no else reviews fetishes, now do they? Also TNAHD may or may not be sponsored by online casinos.
@theatomicbonbon3717
@theatomicbonbon3717 7 лет назад
I second the motion
@milczyciel
@milczyciel 7 лет назад
I... just... *love* how absolutely clueless those corporate drones are. How deep they are, in those rabbit holes of their's, believing that they are doing the "good work" by just spamming those ads and propositions without a hint of god damn research (I won't even call it an effort at that point). Unable to realize that they are, by default, failing to fulfill their own fucking contractual obligations! Something that their employers will hopefully notice this way or another (preferably thanks to this episode of Jimquisition) I won't shy away from the fact, that I have to deal with lazy, brain dead hacks of this sort, every single fucking day in my own line of work. And it's probably because of that very reason I simply couldn't stop mentally crying from joy. God... what a pitiful creature I became oO
@rolfs2165
@rolfs2165 4 года назад
They're not clueless, they just don't give a single shit. They don't have to tailor their mails to the recipient and do any research about them first, because too many sites are happy to sell out for a few hundred bucks (hoping it'll be a few thousand once they've become a "good partner"). It's basically the scammer scattershot approach. Just email as many sites as you can, and even if only 1% of them enter a contract with you, that's still more than enough. And you can bet they charge the online casinos at least double of what the site makes, if not more.
@vipersb1
@vipersb1 3 года назад
Ads and commercials are the "microtransactions" of RU-vid. Really sucks for those of us who pay for RU-vid premium to not see ads. Jim is literally the only creator who doesn't do it. Thank God for you.
@rhyfel1
@rhyfel1 7 лет назад
there's not many RU-vid's with principals like you Jim, it's really good to see
@Karma20XX
@Karma20XX 7 лет назад
I never liked gambling. It just takes advantage of broken people, online or off.
@cliffbunny5759
@cliffbunny5759 7 лет назад
Why do you never see vultures roosting on the signs of bookies' shops? Professional courtesy.
@aurorauplinks
@aurorauplinks 7 лет назад
Ahhhhhh ahsh
@MidoriMushrooms
@MidoriMushrooms 7 лет назад
you don't need to be broken to get into it...but most people are by the time they leave it
@benbonney
@benbonney 7 лет назад
Karma you obviously don't understand that like everything in life you can enjoy everything in reasonable doses. I only gamble what I can afford and generally only bet on the NFL and golf and I'm that costs maybe £30 a week. Being a turf accountant it's very easy to understand the industry
@bobonlan
@bobonlan 7 лет назад
Agreed. I wouldn't mind if it all gambling was illegal.
@BadgerKiwi
@BadgerKiwi 7 лет назад
The quality of that Juicy Slots logo is some premium dedication to a joke.
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 4 года назад
That was a joke? I thought he was getting paid
@warpzone8421
@warpzone8421 7 лет назад
That sounds like a lot of money, and it would be, to you or me. But you have to remember, that's only about 20% of Jim's Ostentatious Mask And Hand Puppet Budget.
@TheBros2theend
@TheBros2theend 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ loves you. God bless and save you amen.
@JasonLuthor
@JasonLuthor 7 лет назад
This is actually not best SEO practice. Google has changed its algorithm to not reward as heavily these meaningless articles.
@sinteleon
@sinteleon 7 лет назад
Yes, but in this case they're still going to overwhelm with quantity, given how cheap it is.
@MarkWhittingham
@MarkWhittingham 7 лет назад
Came here to say the same thing. The vast majority of small blog style sites will not have enough juice (yes, it's an industry term) to contribute anything and especially bad ones can erase any benefits. Possibly these agencies are relying on their clients to have out of date info and can easily impress them with an increase in inbound links? It's an easily measured metric
@Isthecakereallyalie
@Isthecakereallyalie 7 лет назад
The Autism Self-Advocacy Network is a great charity that actually supports autistic people, unlike Autism Speaks, which is basically a hate group.
@jamesg4460
@jamesg4460 7 лет назад
AS is pretty bad, but not nearly as awful as they used to be... in that they don't actively support parents forcefeeding their kids vitamin megadoses and subjecting them to chelation while praying they somehow "come back" -gag-
@earthwarren6143
@earthwarren6143 7 лет назад
Yea, they also tend to ditch the kids when they become adults. It should be called Parents With Autistic Children Speak. (Coming from an adult with high functioning Autism and personal experience with the group.)
@zenoblues7787
@zenoblues7787 7 лет назад
Rob DeLinuxguy they try to "cure" or "prevent" autism which is a developmental disorder you have when you are born..... do you see the problem ?
@GLaDTheresCake
@GLaDTheresCake 7 лет назад
Rob, autism speaks views all forms of autism as 'a disease', wants to 'cure it' and is generally belligerent towards all things that autistic people do differently from 'normal' people. They view autistic people as less than, instead of just different, and that's not a way to help anyone,it just ostracizes them.
@OrangeyChocolate
@OrangeyChocolate 7 лет назад
Wow. I knew Autism Speaks was unpopular in the autistic community, but I never realised they were that backwards. I know what so-called charity won't be getting a fucking penny from me.
@diedforurwins
@diedforurwins 4 года назад
I never see ads on your videos and now I know why. I’m going to contribute to your patreon this week you deserve it man. You’re the best jim
@Vladstronsy
@Vladstronsy 7 лет назад
Oni Yaoi was not what I expected when I clicked this video Jim. Somehow you keep making me crawl in my bunghole.
@ryanpearse910
@ryanpearse910 7 лет назад
I will be very upset if Pogfucker isn't in this episode.
@InfernalMonsoon
@InfernalMonsoon 7 лет назад
@Veya If its Pogs FOR Boglins then doesn't that mean he's giving his pogs away to bet on boglins? Has he become Boglinfucker now!?
@andrewcleary9952
@andrewcleary9952 7 лет назад
I am become death, fucker of boglins
@BlaiseArath
@BlaiseArath 7 лет назад
You know just last week i was wondering if we'd ever be POUNDING IT on The Jimquisition again. Thank god we are.
@PeanutsAssorted
@PeanutsAssorted 7 лет назад
Since you mention donating that 100 that they would've paid for the article to a charity, I may have a perfectly fitting suggestion. www.ncpgambling.org/ The National Council on Problem Gambling, a group dedicated to helping people who the very casino's that contacted you took for a ride.
@5persondude
@5persondude 7 лет назад
That Sonic 2 music in the background is perfect
@archiemisc
@archiemisc 7 лет назад
These SEO tricks they pull here have been discouraged by Google for years. just goes to show what hacks they are.
@tatsumitoyota1855
@tatsumitoyota1855 7 лет назад
Electronic Frontier Foundation
@nono9543
@nono9543 7 лет назад
Someday I will make my own Homunculus out of... *Cheerios*
@geranball9678
@geranball9678 7 лет назад
and I will make one out of... Fruit Loops
@SeraidenAF
@SeraidenAF 7 лет назад
Froot? ;P
@Joe90h
@Joe90h 7 лет назад
Nobody make any morlocs out of muesli. I call dibs.
@lalilulelo7520
@lalilulelo7520 7 лет назад
you're playing god
@nono9543
@nono9543 7 лет назад
God Is Dead.
@tophat3157
@tophat3157 7 лет назад
Thumbs up if you demand more appearances of the Corn Flakes Homunculus.
@___shakes___
@___shakes___ 6 лет назад
I want you to know I support this, but if I thump-up, it won't be '69' anymore
@___shakes___
@___shakes___ 6 лет назад
AYE
@bigayysfromspace2804
@bigayysfromspace2804 6 лет назад
I want corn flakes.
@flkfnd
@flkfnd 5 лет назад
"It's in pain."
@anDREas17gr
@anDREas17gr 5 лет назад
This is how journalism should be! You are doing your job man , I dont think youd appreciate me congratulating you , but do admit this is a rare thing lately!
@OmegaVideoGameGod
@OmegaVideoGameGod 7 лет назад
NEVER GAMBLE FOLKS, you'll lose your money.
@looker999997
@looker999997 7 лет назад
Or you'll win all the money and then crash your Ferrari while high on cocaine a few years later, knowing most of the people in your life wouldn't be, if it weren't for the cash.
@easyvnie6496
@easyvnie6496 7 лет назад
OmegaVideoGameGod If you waste your money on some awful japanese cartoons you lose it to
@nathanclark2424
@nathanclark2424 6 лет назад
OmegaVideoGameGod Unless you're in any of the Fallout games, with a Luck of 10.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 6 лет назад
Gambling, unless restricted entirely to in-game currency with no bearing on real life, is little more than exploitation of those with a vulnerability to addictive behaviors. Every casino has its means of making sure visitors are likely to lose more than they win, and even if someone wins big, there will be plenty of losers to take money from instead. Giving money to these places is like actively breeding mosquitoes or something... there are a million better things to encourage, and while these places may boast an apparently lucrative income, no economy is enriched by attributing value -the true purpose of spending money- to an activity that produces nothing much besides broken dreams and crippling debts. =_=;;
@Volcanic_Rave
@Volcanic_Rave 7 лет назад
Should've used the generations modern version of casino night. The sax in that's brilliant
@RemixExtender
@RemixExtender 7 лет назад
Mariomaniac88 Or maybe Casino Palace from F-Zero GX
@sinteleon
@sinteleon 7 лет назад
Or Spinning Roulette from Planet Robobot?
@OmegaVideoGameGod
@OmegaVideoGameGod 7 лет назад
Speaking of F-Zero, I just beat master difficulty.
@RemixExtender
@RemixExtender 7 лет назад
Respect.
@OmegaVideoGameGod
@OmegaVideoGameGod 7 лет назад
F-zero X sorry, funny story, I don't GX is that hard as X is it's just insane either way you look at it.
@Sigel77
@Sigel77 7 лет назад
I think gamblers anonymous or another similar charity would be fitting for the donation.
@thehza2592
@thehza2592 7 лет назад
Onisac is actually Dracula spelled backwards
@kyleanderson886
@kyleanderson886 7 лет назад
I knew it wasn't going to spell "Dracula" but you got me to spell it backwards out of curiosity and... yeah. Fuck that dude. Cause really? REALLY? You're going to be that brazen about it??
@sexhaie
@sexhaie 7 лет назад
The HZA onisac is a fetish company ran by onision.
@warped_rider
@warped_rider 7 лет назад
Shit, I thought it spelled Goblin!
@InfernalMonsoon
@InfernalMonsoon 7 лет назад
Pfft, c'mon it clear spells out skellington!
@lastoflancas
@lastoflancas 7 лет назад
The HZA Yeah, sure. Whatever, m8.
@InfernalLawyer
@InfernalLawyer 7 лет назад
I love that bit where you say "Yeah I know your email asks me not to redistribute this... but I asked you not to fucking email me".
@TastyRedCrayons
@TastyRedCrayons 3 года назад
Always a joy seeing the Kellogg's Homunculus, and what a joy even some POUNDING ACTION. Thank God For You Jim Stephanie Sterling
@HunterRodrigez
@HunterRodrigez 7 лет назад
god lord he must see everything in green once he is done with the video shoot and takes off those red sunglasses...
@elcidbob
@elcidbob 7 лет назад
Wounded Warrior Protect: outside of how you perceive what's done with our military, it's undeniable that many of our vets come back broken and every little bit of help counts. Ronald McDonald House: they provide housing for families of children who have to undergo serious treatment at hospitals far from home.
@NyQuilDonut
@NyQuilDonut 7 лет назад
elcidbob You couldn't even spell the name of the charity right.. Does anybody proof read anything anymore?
@luckystriker842
@luckystriker842 7 лет назад
I always wondered why film critics are held in high regard and get a ton of respect from the public compared to game critics. Then, shit like this happens and now I know. Seriously, the only other really trustworthy place for gaming news is The Guardian because ads don't fill the thing with crap.
@stug5041
@stug5041 7 лет назад
Casino zone from Sonic 2 in the background. Just wonderful. Thank god for you, Jim.
@liamlambert6892
@liamlambert6892 7 лет назад
Actual excerpt from 'Movies that Re-Shaped Our Understanding of Historical Figures' on Cultured Vultures: "Our perceptions of these notable people have been reshaped by modern-day portrayals, which have deviated from the truth for the purpose of entertainment. Take this handy infographic put together by Planet 7 Casino, which explores the enthusiasm many historical heads of state had for gambling. For example, did you know that Henry VIII was a keen gambler?"
@DaWrecka
@DaWrecka 7 лет назад
lawl That article throws up a 404 now. Guess someone thought they could defy the Streisand Effect, eh? In fact there's a whole bunch of articles on Cultured Vultures that clumsily throw in casino references but now register as 404 errors. But not all. Check out this excerpt from "7 of the Weirdest Games Ever Made": "Ever played a video game and, while getting the hang of it, wondered what am I playing right now? It may be fun to watch all the funny looking creatures swarming across the screen, just as it is when you see those dollar signs in an online Mr. Green casino game." That's the first two fucking sentences. "shameless" doesn't even begin to cover it.
@AMD2600
@AMD2600 7 лет назад
This is absolute gold: "Hi Jim, I am just wondering if you managed to look at my e-mail" Hi Tamara, I am just wondering if you managed to look at the website and read the note for advertisers.
@GuvernorDave
@GuvernorDave 5 лет назад
7:30 is one of my favourite jimquisition lines ever
@m.zpratama3490
@m.zpratama3490 7 лет назад
Say Jimboi, have you heard that Square Enix is withholding it's Nier : Automata from the SEA region in Steam and how they're so fricking silent about it? (The last time there's any indication about a potential release was in March, from the Japanese official twitter of Nier: Automata, who said that they will release it this April in SEA, but even that account have gone silent now that April have come around) It will be nice if you could talk about it and maaaaaybe ask some of your sources in SE about that Nier: Automata SEA release on steam, thx :)
@jemolk8945
@jemolk8945 7 лет назад
While we're on the topic of Nier's Steam release for Jim, I should mention that not only does it use Denuvo, Square apparently said that uninstalling the game "may" not remove all parts of the DRM from your machine. In other words, rootkit-lite. That's something I'm not paying for.
@m.zpratama3490
@m.zpratama3490 7 лет назад
Wait, seriously? Due to some circumstances IRL (Namely, exams), I don't really follow any news on the game except for the initial lack of release for SEA region. If that's truly the case, then, that's simply another unwarranted douchebaggery move there by SE to it's customers...
@jemolk8945
@jemolk8945 7 лет назад
M.Z Pratama Yeah, lemme see if I can dig up the link... Here we are. www.dsogaming.com/news/nier-automata-will-be-using-the-denuvo-anti-tamper-tech/ And for confirmation about Denuvo and what it does: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denuvo You can find that particular hazard under the Controversies heading in the Wiki page, and at the bottom of the quote from the EULA in the DSOG article. Frankly the most alarming thing I've ever read about this piece of "anti-tamper" tech. EDIT: And yes, it would seem this is a known thing with Denuvo in general, not something specific to the version being used for NieR. As such, it's not Square using a worse version of it, but I assign them no less blame.
@DaichiAzure
@DaichiAzure 7 лет назад
Prevent Cancer Foundation, Doctors without Borders, March of Dimes, Muscular Dystrophy Assoc., and Against Malaria Foundation to name a few charities out there a C-note would help out
@DarthMalnu
@DarthMalnu 7 лет назад
My brothers name is Barney, and the clip of "did you have to make it JUICY Barney?" will serve me for many years to come.
@NeoMaddy
@NeoMaddy 7 лет назад
Barney's voice starting at 6:50 is a dead ringer for Old Greg. I shudder to think of Barney's downstairs mixup.
@PumpkinSwag
@PumpkinSwag 7 лет назад
My mom walked in on me watching this video at 10:05...
@jojo3NNN
@jojo3NNN 7 лет назад
Angel Molina lol did she see?
@PumpkinSwag
@PumpkinSwag 7 лет назад
Unfortunately, yes. She asked me why I was looking at those kinds of cartoons instead of porno...
@jojo3NNN
@jojo3NNN 7 лет назад
Cause Jim fucking sterling son
@PumpkinSwag
@PumpkinSwag 7 лет назад
For real! THANK GOD for Jim sterling!
@Swollen__Dingus
@Swollen__Dingus 7 лет назад
*JIM BOIS*
@KassFireborn
@KassFireborn 7 лет назад
12:14 is your best "not that one" yet. I've greatly enjoyed this joke.
@GetUpTheMountains
@GetUpTheMountains 7 лет назад
Thanks for not putting ads on your videos, Jim.
@lunaticminka5538
@lunaticminka5538 7 лет назад
You can donate to planned parenthood on behalf of mike pence and have planned parent hood send the thank you letter to the office of the VP.
@GameLeaderR
@GameLeaderR 7 лет назад
That would be hilarious
@Samael1113
@Samael1113 7 лет назад
Steven Hedin I can support this for a number of reasons... Chief among them... More dead babies, we can't ever have enough dead babies. I want to see Hayden Christiansen in costume outside PP just hack8ng babies up. That is the charity that keeps on giving
@CDN_Bookmouse
@CDN_Bookmouse 7 лет назад
This needs to happen. Yes. +1
@gamerguy20097
@gamerguy20097 7 лет назад
I agree. Jim should donate to planned parenthood.
@tfh85
@tfh85 7 лет назад
There's a Juicy slots app now. Jim I'm on to you! *shakes fist*
@crazymaniac123
@crazymaniac123 7 лет назад
"Admires my writing BULLSHIT"
@Total_Solitude
@Total_Solitude 7 лет назад
You made an entire video about gambling sites and shady business models without a single "HIT THE LEVER!". I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.
@spkennedy951
@spkennedy951 7 лет назад
My favorite charity is Kiva, they serve as a middleman between donators and banks who give out micro loans. You can put money on the site, pick the loan you want to give (ranging from money to help start/expand a business to someone who needs money to help pay for a wedding) and then they pay you back. The only cut Kiva gets is what you choose to give them.
@TroublingStatue
@TroublingStatue 7 лет назад
So what was the decision process between choosing Barney the dinosaur and Barney Rubble?
@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 7 лет назад
Probably because Barney the dinosaur has superseded Barney Rubble in the "pop culture sphere."
@captainhindsight6994
@captainhindsight6994 7 лет назад
jokerswild00 and more people hate Barney the obsolete lizard then rubblemeister
@Steelinsea
@Steelinsea 7 лет назад
St Jude is a great charity. Its like the perfect storm, its a children cancer hospital that does promotion work with video games.
@edvinasteiserskis7004
@edvinasteiserskis7004 7 лет назад
I wanna say "Doctors Without Borders". So, uh, is anyone gonna make "Juicy $lot$" a thing?
@criwall
@criwall 7 лет назад
There's a swedish movie blog that just posted an article about movies that make you cry and at the Titanic mention had the text "I have a friend who even cries when he plays the Titanic slot at [REDACTED with JUICY SLOTS]..." I don't think I will be visiting that site much anymore...
@retrohanska4441
@retrohanska4441 7 лет назад
100 dollars? I worked in newspaper of my backwater hometown as summer assistant, assistant as in everything everyone else did except municipal politics and there was nothing from that direction in July anyways. So basically everything real reporter would have done, except nobody ever bothered to tell me how to do it and I had to teach myself everything while also working with same pace as everyone else. They paid me something like 1000 euros, 2/3 of the minimum wage, not the 2/3 of wage for real reporter who I was replacing and of course as teenager I didn't have guts to complain. Naturally I also got all the nasty jobs, weekend, street gallups, and everything else nobody wanted to even look at. So basically I delivered the goods, usually with more than acceptable quality and as thanks they ripped me off for a long time and when I got older and wiser, total radio silence, a silence you would only get from Brash Games. But after this episode I feel blessed about my past job. A mere thought about selling my soul ten times a month to able to earn same amount of cash makes anything sound like dream job. Maybe I'll give them one more chance. Maybe
@none-ve6qy
@none-ve6qy 7 лет назад
I recommend Child's Play. Great charity that helps kids in hospitals by giving the childhood that we had, and that they wouldn't normally. No better way to stick it, if you ask me.
@iananderson12796
@iananderson12796 7 лет назад
Praise Kellogg's!
@bvs1q
@bvs1q 5 лет назад
i must have seen this video from it randomly playing next at least 10 times in the last couple of years, but i only just noticed (unless i forgot in the meantime) the casino zone song in the background.. very nice
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 7 лет назад
The biggest problem is that advertisers fucked up with their ads a long time ago. I wouldn't be blocking them if it wasn't for the fact that I can now expect them to suck up most of my bandwidth whenever I try and read a news article, cause my slower systems to be sluggish when web browsing, or possibly serve up some malware that gets pawned off to novice users. Fuck everything to do with advertising.
@themexicankitchen
@themexicankitchen 7 лет назад
Donate $100 to Juicy Slots I did
@Deadbeat-Senpai
@Deadbeat-Senpai 7 лет назад
Can I donate to Juicy Sluts instead?
@miriamquintana755
@miriamquintana755 7 лет назад
Charity ideas: honestly, if I were in the position to give, I'd give to an organization threatened by Trump. PBS, Planned Parenthood, something in that vein.
@vipersb1
@vipersb1 3 года назад
Thank God for Jim.... not running ads. Shit is ruining the platform.
@Fairiegurl101
@Fairiegurl101 6 лет назад
There's a Casino across the river from where I live that has blinking letters. Sometimes they blink forward, sometimes they blink backward. I once pointed out that "CASINO" backwards spells "ONI SAC". All this to say that I can't imagine why anyone would call themselves something so ridiculous and blatantly vulgar except that they lack the brain cells to call themselves anything but their business spelled backwards. Which would be pitiful if they weren't being so monstrous in the process.
@mirandag7668
@mirandag7668 7 лет назад
I need the source of that image at 10:18 ... you know... for science.
@check3504
@check3504 6 лет назад
Not sure if you still need it but here you go ^^ doctorproxy.tumblr.com/post/156108149766/wastelandrats-umi
@therecalcitrantmisanthrope1892
who is "disliking" this?. Keep up the great work Jim, you are so knowledgeable, articulate and funny!. And, in-keeping with your loathing of advertisements, you retain the same credibility as, the late and great Bill Hicks. Nicely Done.
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 7 лет назад
So we are now in the "Casino Arc" of the Jimquisition? A nice change of pace from the "Asset Flip Arc"
@PaleandPastey
@PaleandPastey 7 лет назад
Charity suggestion: Tasaru Ntomonok Initiative (TNI) trying to end FGM in Kenya.
@lilagtook
@lilagtook 7 лет назад
Kaname Tōsen As much as I loathe infant male circumcision, FGM is inarguably worse on an individual and cultural basis. Female 'circumcision' removes the analog of the glans, i.e. the head of the penis.
@OddMike
@OddMike 7 лет назад
+Kaname I'm super anti-male circumcision but one is clearly very more severe than the other..
@doloresdebeauvoir4960
@doloresdebeauvoir4960 7 лет назад
I love you Jim
@smjaiteh
@smjaiteh 7 лет назад
On a Jimquisition production note, the background music editing is getting a lot more complicated and funnier. I actually noticed that.
@winterfire567
@winterfire567 7 лет назад
That was actually a pretty good life haxz. Kudos, Jim.
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