A Trumpian Debut at the United Nations: The Daily Show 

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, as they say.

+rusty dog0329. No that part, among other earlier statements was very well said. He started off great. I think the unsettling part was the, "...we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea." Or as some people may call, "mass genocide". Just a guess, of course.

rustydog0329 Yeah, he's really putting us first by going after that unaccounted for military money. What? Oh. He reneged on that promise. We are going to drain the swamp and get the best people? Oh. He reneged on that promise and gave us SWAMPIER people. Way to put America first. He is just increasing military rhetoric so that he can cash in for himself and his banker buddies. Sad what people will do for a buck. He made a boatload off those missiles he sent to Syria.

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well,it was a "show"no doubt about that

This is the $1M America's Got Talent act: Trump roasts the world. All the world leaders paid to come see it.

Aerin Marr This is orange clown is kill us all... I WANNA LIVE!!

Pretty sure most of the world learned all they needed about Trump when he backed out of the Paris Agreement with a bullshit excuse.

That and having a dictator and then an absolute dumbass as a president, plus most of the police being corrupt, an opposition that's...meh, plus a bunch of brainwashed idiots, famine, lack of resources, and who knows what else

Germany, Sweden etc don't live under socialism. We live under capitalism with socialist features. Thought to americans it might seem like socialism it isn't even close to it. We regulate our economics more than you but it still does base in capitalism.

MrHiekkis We Americans see anything that isn't entirely free market as socialism.

nothing about the IMF and manipulating global markets in order to sabotage an economy,right???...we in greece know ,same old trick like Venezuela,only our leftgovernment backed up..(which they shouldnt have done but thats another story).

lazyperfectionist1 germany isnt doing well...it only looks that way from the outside.

w. scott Hamilton lol u are right

lmao

Watch, when he gets home, he'll lie about the heaps of praise the UN gave him like he did with the Boy Scouts...

Crickets !!!

no even crickets for him. that would be giving him too much credit

I didn't wanted to say anything, but since I am on internet, I feel compelled to boo your opinion

Adrian Duran Splash woman only

Crockadile rock man is hanging his head in shame

Adrian Duran I

Oilman should be a hidden boss.....

You and everyone with a conscious

Me too

I cringe whenever he says "America first."

tenacious645 President Cringeworthy.

I cringe whenever he opens his mouth...

Unfortunately his voters dont either and they do not see anything odds about Trump's speech, his words, his rudeness, silliness, his BING BING BONG BONG, his nepotism, his fickle mindedness. and all the craps. The voters only see normal super white con billionaire beautifully highlighting the great Americanism confefe.

Nature Boy or ratings

does that shock anyone

Nature Boy trumps memory is so short, he can only remember rhings for 5 minutes or less.

He has the most powerful job in the world. The Americans thought it fit to give that job to him. HIM.

I said the same thing about Jimmy Carter, then Bill Clinton, then George Bush and then Obama.

Obama did a good job overall.

Looking back.. Bush might be a genius !!

@@grytlappar no, they wanted Hillary (by 3 million votes). The electoral college gave the job to him.

Darrian Woods Then join the resistance. While the military is engaged overseas fighting his wars, we can overthrow his treasonous regime at home.

Steven SeBoomBoom What about the National Guard, local and state police forces and 63 million armed Trump voters. You best just share a nice safe jail cell like your friend Darren. He's kind of cute.

Darrian Woods OK then, jail it is.

Now let's be clear, this is all hypothetical. Postulation. I like our chances against the opposition. How many deserters do think there would be in the Coast Guard and National Guard when they refuse to fight trump's war? How many cops would refuse to fight their communities and instead join them? Guess where they will end up, that's right, the resistance. Also, our conventional military has been historically unable to defeat guerilla forces. How's that war against the Taliban and Al-Qaida coming along? Need another 17 years? Lol, when we can hide among the population it makes it impossible to find us. I could be your neighbor. 63 million? Not much when compared to those who oppose him. You must remember he lost the popular vote. So even among those who turned out to vote trump supporters are outnumbered. That doesn't include those who voted 3rd party or didn't vote at all that oppose him. Don't forget about the ones who voted, but now regret it because they realize they were conned. I wonder how much support nations that oppose trump's regime would provide? Say what you want about how "strong" you think he looks, the fact is nearly every nation on earth opposes WW3. I guarantee they would provide support to any group that tries to prevent or stop it. China? Mexico? Canada? Just to name a few. Besides which, the average trump supporter lacks what is required to win. If this scenario does play out, my advice to the trump supporter is learn Russian. In defeat your choices will be forced exile to Russia, sterilization to prevent you from raising the next generation of trump supporters, or execution.

Not sterilization, try castration via rusty hacksaw

nopicks!!! So true! Isn't it pathetic? This is a dark time for America. Trump is a disgrace. It shows that money can't buy you class. This 71 years old baffoon is just BS-ING his way through. America, you have been exposed.

philosophical? that word and Trump don't get along at all! How tf is "Rocket Man" philosophical?

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing hearing that

I'm sure Hope Hicks came up with the "philosophical" crap.

zach miller RUBBISH

The only thing Trump gets deeply philosophical over is his daughter, I'm pretty sure. "Don't worry, I'm not saying I'd bang my daughter, but I would totally bang my daughter."

not really. but he's funny

And his accent is so sexy!

A truth. This how can be a little biased sometimes(cf the Hillary support during the campaign). Still,this is really funny and interesting

Mat Lewis dont fully trust anything

Mat Lewis yeah, and chumps like you believe everything you hear...

0 1I was laughing so bad, yeah!

Monroe Doctrine, read it. Your comment rediculous

I disagree. I fully expect sentences like "In no possible universe is Trump anything resembling deeply philosophical"

T Cat This is actually typical. We promote freedom at any means necessary

What he imposing is not a democracy. It's totalitarian. Trump wants to dominate the world & becomes the New World Order king.

You do realise that democracy doesn't =freedom right?

Everybody needs to understand: Venezuela has oil. USA isn't there to promote democracy, unless you have oil.

You have to understand, oil prices are really low. Venezuela's decline is harmful for the region in the long term, specially when you consider all the resources in brute we have. Unfortunately as it is, in Venezuela there are very few options to get out of this regime that has 14% of our children with acute malnutrition (that requires medical treatment that doesn't exist here), and intervention is one of them. Does anyone really want it? No. But we are desperate for a way out

Dragon XZero no, about amonth ago he basically threatened to invade them. It might hav been the second time tho

Mau DelCielo I was talking about Trevor, Trump and his team has talked about Venezuela a few times

Well, actually Trump first intended to brag about his big hands. But then he got so excited because he found Venzuela on a map for the first time without any help (well, to be honest, he needed three tries and an extra life) that he just _had_ to tell the world... ;-)

GeForce UN representatives and delegates, not necessarily presidents, prime ministers etc. It's a meeting of diplomats.

no each prime minister appoints an ambassador to the general assembly.

he might be a joke..... but he's the WORST joke who ever existed

I don't know I think he is getting very serious about going to war against a number of countries.

He would be a joke if he didn't have the nuclear codes, but because he does, he's a clear and present danger to the USA.

Jazibb Memon Oh man you uncracking the Conspiracy theories or Donald Trump just played GTA the other day. He thought that was cool to say....lol

I remember it being part of a fun song.

Jazibb Memon first speeches, now off of a video game...smh these people😥😥

Hahahah YES

Good memories men

Linky Okumura So true.

Solid_Fitment Society Trump vs me in a fight to the death. I would give everything I own, literally, to make that happen.

Neither of them would show up. Trump will send steve banon and Jong Un will send his crazy north korean news lady. No punches will be thrown --- both will just talk trash to each other all day long.

or perhaps any 'ism'

Solarat 1701 Venezuelan people are begging for American troops.

Good on him. Socialism is cancer.

I don't think you should. The US has accepted this situation for 19 years, but honestly? You cannot longer afford that. A full grocery shopping costs 20 monthly minimum wages, malnutrition in children is at 14% (and in some states, 16%), 10% of the population eat off the trash, 87% wants to leave the country. It really is socialism at is best, and I want you to please come and see our realities and our system and look at the 30M people suffering and tell them in the eye that this is not socialism's fault.

thats a lie most ppl want America to leave them alone because they know it's about oil because America has 50% of its citizens living in poverty and a homeless problem and most of them are veterans so sorry usa doesn't care about its own ppl but they sure do care about countries that have oil. Don't forget all the war crimes usa have committed.

Trevor you make me nauseous almost every day, simply hideous.

UnnecessaryAmmoRack I do what I want and I say what I want. If you don't like it, shove it up your herpes infested ass. Run along now child and go hide in your safe space.

Drunken Mongoose wow. Seems like I brought out your true form, that is, your 12 year old mentality. Mom jokes. Such creativity, much originality

Drunken Mongoose picked a fight like a 9 year old? I made an observation. All through the comment section its just you getting butthurt if anyone talks against your Lord and Savior Trump.

Drunken Mongoose kid, it's time for you to experience the real world. Not everyone will like who you like and there's no need to try to defend Trump. He's passed the point of that anyways

Ann Lin better yet, I'd like to hear how the N Korean news translates it!

Ann Lin idk, they invented rockets so they probably got a word for it

of course we have a word for rockets. but i can't imagine the word-to-word interpretation

btw rockets are called "fire arrows" in chinese

Well, in french they mistranslated it into "homme fusée". But i guess Trump meant "missile man" instead of "space rocket man". No ?

Adidasp4 lots of new words very soon

#Trumpette

why not? covfefe and all the other misspelled words are now words.

If it wasn't a real word. It is now. I hope we all survive this Trumpian age.

Samuel Robinson Good question.

Brilliant question. I don't think they know the difference...

Because they don't know anything about anything.

Because they don't understand the difference and don't want to be educated about it.

Keith Miller I

It was.

Yes, it was in reference to Kim Jong Un firing missiles like there's no tomorrow, but considering Trump's brazen comments of literally committing an ACTUAL genocide in the name of self defense, there might not be one.

Nor the lynching of immigrants in south africa by black south africans.

Pragm Aticamente & Adidasp4 - and what does that have to do with an American comedy show?

Whos jacob zuma

Yeah, Trevor has that affect on me too.

nawec8484 ...don't you mean...Putin?