A Trumpian Debut at the United Nations: The Daily Show 

well,it was a "show"no doubt about that

This is the $1M America's Got Talent act: Trump roasts the world. All the world leaders paid to come see it.

Aerin Marr This is orange clown is kill us all... I WANNA LIVE!!

Pretty sure most of the world learned all they needed about Trump when he backed out of the Paris Agreement with a bullshit excuse.

lazyperfectionist1 One could interpret that expectations were only high from Americans. And that was what was being reported on

Malcolm Carey That would not be accurate, either.

lazyperfectionist1 fine

Expectations being high doesn't mean anyone was expecting quality.

Expectations were not high. Fox was high

Really it took u this long realise that ?? Iraq ,Vietnam , Afghanistan now Iran ? And now u are embarrassed ?

Lol.. Ur country is quite nice... Only this guy is really embarrassing...

@Annabelle B uh well seeing as how we have an idiot for a president who has the attention span of a fucking pigeon.... also he is just a rude fucker. He doesn't care about the US, only the money he gains from his exposure.

@@bilalzubairy6889 Don't forget the brutal killer police

I feel so sorry for Americans

Aziz belkharmoudi lol

I don't know why Americans elect stupid politicians: G.W.Bush, Trump, Sarah Palin .............................I think that large corporations Support these Stupid politicians, after all, with stupid politicians in power large corporations, Lobbyists and their interests Control politics and policymaking in America.

Aziz belkharmoudi They also have a not-so-practical system of election, with the Electorate College. :/

Have you ever talked to someone from North Korea, Syria, Cuba or Venezuela?

everything before a BUT doesn't count

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, as they say.

+rusty dog0329. No that part, among other earlier statements was very well said. He started off great. I think the unsettling part was the, "...we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea." Or as some people may call, "mass genocide". Just a guess, of course.

rustydog0329 Yeah, he's really putting us first by going after that unaccounted for military money. What? Oh. He reneged on that promise. We are going to drain the swamp and get the best people? Oh. He reneged on that promise and gave us SWAMPIER people. Way to put America first. He is just increasing military rhetoric so that he can cash in for himself and his banker buddies. Sad what people will do for a buck. He made a boatload off those missiles he sent to Syria.

W

You and everyone with a conscious

Me too

I cringe whenever he says "America first."

tenacious645 President Cringeworthy.

I cringe whenever he opens his mouth...

w. scott Hamilton lol u are right

lmao

Watch, when he gets home, he'll lie about the heaps of praise the UN gave him like he did with the Boy Scouts...

Crickets !!!

no even crickets for him. that would be giving him too much credit

nopicks!!! So true! Isn't it pathetic? This is a dark time for America. Trump is a disgrace. It shows that money can't buy you class. This 71 years old baffoon is just BS-ING his way through. America, you have been exposed.

I didn't wanted to say anything, but since I am on internet, I feel compelled to boo your opinion

Adrian Duran Splash woman only

Crockadile rock man is hanging his head in shame

Adrian Duran I

Oilman should be a hidden boss.....

He has the most powerful job in the world. The Americans thought it fit to give that job to him. HIM.

I said the same thing about Jimmy Carter, then Bill Clinton, then George Bush and then Obama.

Obama did a good job overall.

Looking back.. Bush might be a genius !!

@@grytlappar no, they wanted Hillary (by 3 million votes). The electoral college gave the job to him.

Uh, David Bowie!

Polly Mahone It's an Elton John song.

Polly Mahone have you seen what Stephen Colbert did with rocketman?? AWESOME

+Stacey Kersting Not David Bowie. Rocket Man was an Elton John song.

Miles May ok

Hugo de Groot ...yep, two little narcissistic man babies throwing hissy fits, trying to ignite the world into a ball of flames. Why am I even bothering with paying my bills at this point?

It never was a joke. If anyone thinks it was since the day he/it got elected, they're severely delusional or uninformed.

The daily show can joke about this all they whant but this is a narsistic, orange child who is the leader of the free world we are talking about, and he is fucking up all national relations. We can't just stand there and watch.

(softly sings Rocket Man)

So what do "we" do. Rise up and overthrow our own government? Well I actually like that idea.....the problem is there are people way higher than Trump pulling the strings in this world.

That and having a dictator and then an absolute dumbass as a president, plus most of the police being corrupt, an opposition that's...meh, plus a bunch of brainwashed idiots, famine, lack of resources, and who knows what else

Germany, Sweden etc don't live under socialism. We live under capitalism with socialist features. Thought to americans it might seem like socialism it isn't even close to it. We regulate our economics more than you but it still does base in capitalism.

MrHiekkis We Americans see anything that isn't entirely free market as socialism.

nothing about the IMF and manipulating global markets in order to sabotage an economy,right???...we in greece know ,same old trick like Venezuela,only our leftgovernment backed up..(which they shouldnt have done but thats another story).

lazyperfectionist1 germany isnt doing well...it only looks that way from the outside.

Darrian Woods Then join the resistance. While the military is engaged overseas fighting his wars, we can overthrow his treasonous regime at home.

Steven SeBoomBoom What about the National Guard, local and state police forces and 63 million armed Trump voters. You best just share a nice safe jail cell like your friend Darren. He's kind of cute.

Darrian Woods OK then, jail it is.

Now let's be clear, this is all hypothetical. Postulation. I like our chances against the opposition. How many deserters do think there would be in the Coast Guard and National Guard when they refuse to fight trump's war? How many cops would refuse to fight their communities and instead join them? Guess where they will end up, that's right, the resistance. Also, our conventional military has been historically unable to defeat guerilla forces. How's that war against the Taliban and Al-Qaida coming along? Need another 17 years? Lol, when we can hide among the population it makes it impossible to find us. I could be your neighbor. 63 million? Not much when compared to those who oppose him. You must remember he lost the popular vote. So even among those who turned out to vote trump supporters are outnumbered. That doesn't include those who voted 3rd party or didn't vote at all that oppose him. Don't forget about the ones who voted, but now regret it because they realize they were conned. I wonder how much support nations that oppose trump's regime would provide? Say what you want about how "strong" you think he looks, the fact is nearly every nation on earth opposes WW3. I guarantee they would provide support to any group that tries to prevent or stop it. China? Mexico? Canada? Just to name a few. Besides which, the average trump supporter lacks what is required to win. If this scenario does play out, my advice to the trump supporter is learn Russian. In defeat your choices will be forced exile to Russia, sterilization to prevent you from raising the next generation of trump supporters, or execution.

Not sterilization, try castration via rusty hacksaw

0 1I was laughing so bad, yeah!

Monroe Doctrine, read it. Your comment rediculous

philosophical? that word and Trump don't get along at all! How tf is "Rocket Man" philosophical?

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing hearing that

I'm sure Hope Hicks came up with the "philosophical" crap.

zach miller RUBBISH

The only thing Trump gets deeply philosophical over is his daughter, I'm pretty sure. "Don't worry, I'm not saying I'd bang my daughter, but I would totally bang my daughter."

kristoffer thomassen best....coment 🤣

kristoffer thomassen You are right, the United States should have ignored Germany and allowed Hitler the Dictator alone, Cuba, Vietnam, Venezuela and the Communist Dictators alone and Iran and the Islamic Dictators alone. We all know how well people thrive in a Nazi, Communist and Islamic environment. So much freedom amd human rights for the whole world to follow. You are right the US should be isolationists.

@Philip Gibson: "what i was trying to imply with my comment is that Trump is physically unable to tell the truth. Second while i do agree that the world is a better place after ww2. I'm pretty sure that the rest of the wars have been a major fails. A foreign country trying to implement a new government have to date never succeeded, unless the country's people have made the first move or they took over the country completely. Third people thrive in Nazi, communist and islamic ruled governments as long as the country have a decent GDP"

+Philip Gibson Dude, come on. Still cashing in on US achievements from World War II in 2017? That's sooo backwards and stale that it doesn't even count as retro in the broadest sense imaginable. (BTW: If you insist on wearing a laurel wreath for too long, you'll actually wearing it at the exact opposite end for which it was intended for.)

RIXRADvidz Well said !

+RIXRADvidz You, Sir, are a gentleman and a visionary. ;-)

Well said, Santa.

RIXRADvidz Would it bother you if Trump helped train and fund a terrorist organization? Just curious Because if all we have to be held accountable for is his stupidity & lack of "proper" speach then I'll take it. The US was bombing 7 different countries when he got in office. Why?

Is thus how youtube deletes factual comments. By sending these "porn sites" on the comment section lol or is this what desperation looks like :D Entertaining

I disagree. I fully expect sentences like "In no possible universe is Trump anything resembling deeply philosophical"

Unfortunately his voters dont either and they do not see anything odds about Trump's speech, his words, his rudeness, silliness, his BING BING BONG BONG, his nepotism, his fickle mindedness. and all the craps. The voters only see normal super white con billionaire beautifully highlighting the great Americanism confefe.

Nature Boy or ratings

does that shock anyone

Nature Boy trumps memory is so short, he can only remember rhings for 5 minutes or less.

Will Pack I know, I'm only reminded of that every single goddamn week of my life.

Isolationists' philosophy is simple: Leave me alone. The idea that "I should be allowed to do whatever I want whenever I want" applies to global politics to these people, but here's the problem: Isolationists (and Republicans in general) aren't just saying "I want the freedom to do whatever I want," they're saying "I want the freedom to make YOU do whatever I want," and that's where isolationism becomes a disaster for everybody not in charge.

Heracross X Well said. I really believe in international cooperation. We can and should promote everybody's well-being, and march towards peace.

If you try to demand populations across the globe all confirm to one generally accepted culture and world view there will NEVER be peace. That's why the United States has independent state governments. Populations vary in morals and priorities from region to region. Eventually one population is going to differ greatly from what the rest want, and that will cause violent conflict...On a personal opinion level, I feel like armed conflict is inevitable for humanity. I believe a part of the human condition is to buck trends and instigate conflict just for the sake of conflict. Violence is in our nature and unless the world can be perfect, which it can't, someone will cause problems somewhere.

Will Pack I genuinely don't understand how people can be so stupid. He is a joke, and one doesn't have to dig hard to find countless examples proving that, yet somehow he still has supporters.

Yeah, we laughed a while. But now it's becoming discomforting.

Let them laugh. Who gives a fuck about anything those at the UN have to say.

not really. but he's funny

And his accent is so sexy!

A truth. This how can be a little biased sometimes(cf the Hillary support during the campaign). Still,this is really funny and interesting

Mat Lewis dont fully trust anything

Mat Lewis yeah, and chumps like you believe everything you hear...

GeForce UN representatives and delegates, not necessarily presidents, prime ministers etc. It's a meeting of diplomats.

no each prime minister appoints an ambassador to the general assembly.

Dragon XZero no, about amonth ago he basically threatened to invade them. It might hav been the second time tho

Mau DelCielo I was talking about Trevor, Trump and his team has talked about Venezuela a few times

Well, actually Trump first intended to brag about his big hands. But then he got so excited because he found Venzuela on a map for the first time without any help (well, to be honest, he needed three tries and an extra life) that he just _had_ to tell the world... ;-)

He's the real death reaper walking

T Cat This is actually typical. We promote freedom at any means necessary

What he imposing is not a democracy. It's totalitarian. Trump wants to dominate the world & becomes the New World Order king.

You do realise that democracy doesn't =freedom right?

Everybody needs to understand: Venezuela has oil. USA isn't there to promote democracy, unless you have oil.

You have to understand, oil prices are really low. Venezuela's decline is harmful for the region in the long term, specially when you consider all the resources in brute we have. Unfortunately as it is, in Venezuela there are very few options to get out of this regime that has 14% of our children with acute malnutrition (that requires medical treatment that doesn't exist here), and intervention is one of them. Does anyone really want it? No. But we are desperate for a way out

Jazibb Memon Oh man you uncracking the Conspiracy theories or Donald Trump just played GTA the other day. He thought that was cool to say....lol

I remember it being part of a fun song.

Jazibb Memon first speeches, now off of a video game...smh these people😥😥

Hahahah YES

Good memories men

he might be a joke..... but he's the WORST joke who ever existed

I don't know I think he is getting very serious about going to war against a number of countries.

He would be a joke if he didn't have the nuclear codes, but because he does, he's a clear and present danger to the USA.

We've never been more embarrassed to have you, feel free to get the fuck out.

Drunken Mongoose why so do you have to be so negative? There's no need to be rude, please respond in an educated manner. If not then don't.

Calling us the laughingstock of the world isn't negative? Practice what you preach. If you can't handle the heat, go hide in your safe space little snowflake.

I live in a tiny lil island that doesn't show up on the map and I look forward to new things Trump says or tweets every day to have a good laugh. he could be quite the stand up comedian... really!

@@blackbruno50 you are the laughingstock coming from someone in belguim who's dream it was to go to america right now GiannaLynn Foster is so correct that your response is as iff donald was the one writing it bruh and i make a lot off mistake 's writing this message butt i speak 3 language's so fuck offf

or perhaps any 'ism'

Solarat 1701 Venezuelan people are begging for American troops.

Good on him. Socialism is cancer.

I don't think you should. The US has accepted this situation for 19 years, but honestly? You cannot longer afford that. A full grocery shopping costs 20 monthly minimum wages, malnutrition in children is at 14% (and in some states, 16%), 10% of the population eat off the trash, 87% wants to leave the country. It really is socialism at is best, and I want you to please come and see our realities and our system and look at the 30M people suffering and tell them in the eye that this is not socialism's fault.

thats a lie most ppl want America to leave them alone because they know it's about oil because America has 50% of its citizens living in poverty and a homeless problem and most of them are veterans so sorry usa doesn't care about its own ppl but they sure do care about countries that have oil. Don't forget all the war crimes usa have committed.

Linky Okumura So true.

drake man we have a shitty education system

Trevor you make me nauseous almost every day, simply hideous.

UnnecessaryAmmoRack I do what I want and I say what I want. If you don't like it, shove it up your herpes infested ass. Run along now child and go hide in your safe space.

Drunken Mongoose wow. Seems like I brought out your true form, that is, your 12 year old mentality. Mom jokes. Such creativity, much originality

Drunken Mongoose picked a fight like a 9 year old? I made an observation. All through the comment section its just you getting butthurt if anyone talks against your Lord and Savior Trump.

Drunken Mongoose kid, it's time for you to experience the real world. Not everyone will like who you like and there's no need to try to defend Trump. He's passed the point of that anyways

Solid_Fitment Society Trump vs me in a fight to the death. I would give everything I own, literally, to make that happen.

Neither of them would show up. Trump will send steve banon and Jong Un will send his crazy north korean news lady. No punches will be thrown --- both will just talk trash to each other all day long.

Even if he has the best tailors, he's usually sloppily dressed.

He probably doesn't want to show his gut, I know this from experience lol

Christian Lamey lol. Definitely, but money can't buy class.

Christian Lamey that's the least concern with him now...

Were are you from North Korea Or Iran

No. I'm not done watching him abuse liberals.

I wonder if Canada will except me as an immigrant...

Timothy Jackson Bye

Opaul Elven Like you would follow anybody into a war zone.

I say let's put the fAt guys in the ring nd call it SUMO EXTRAVAGANZA!

Adidasp4 lots of new words very soon

#Trumpette

why not? covfefe and all the other misspelled words are now words.

If it wasn't a real word. It is now. I hope we all survive this Trumpian age.

Mandalada How do you know?

Mandalada Except for a possible nuclear winter ofc

As someone who was born there and has a quarter of it's family living there... tell me how it's going over there.... cause I think I've lost touch with that part of my culture

Mandalada ...sorry to say that you will be affected, as will all nations around the globe will be, because of the nuclear radiation that will spread all across all the skies within a few weeks, creating massive weather chaos and just overall doom. If there was just a way to put these two man babies to sleep, we would not be in this situation.

Mandalada yeah... but you live in Zimbabwe. Serious issues most countries dealt with like 20 years ago.

Samuel Robinson Good question.

Brilliant question. I don't think they know the difference...

Because they don't know anything about anything.

I can honestly not recall being taught the difference until my junior year of High School. And it was a "blink and you miss it" kind of moment. So the sad answer is, unless they educated themselves, most Americans simply don't know better.

Because they don't understand the difference and don't want to be educated about it.

Ann Lin better yet, I'd like to hear how the N Korean news translates it!

Ann Lin idk, they invented rockets so they probably got a word for it

of course we have a word for rockets. but i can't imagine the word-to-word interpretation

btw rockets are called "fire arrows" in chinese

Well, in french they mistranslated it into "homme fusée". But i guess Trump meant "missile man" instead of "space rocket man". No ?

they have siesta, which is basically an afternoon nap for everyone

Tweety Tweety I dont know. I am usually asleep

Tweety Tweety yes we do.

Pretty much. They roll into work around 10am, nap from noonish to 3-ish, work for 2-3 more hours, go home and relax for 3 hours, have dinner at 9pm, drink until 2am, and then do it all over again. And that's just Tuesday.

shoesheep. I don't know if that is true but sounds like I would get used to that.

Keith Miller I