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The Daily Show takes a look at the shady business that rich people have been up to lately, including Robert Kraft’s prostitution charges and the college admissions bribery scandal.
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@verleyvalerius8780
@verleyvalerius8780 4 года назад
"Lori! Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition, Lori!!!!!"😂😂😂 There I cracked! 😂
@gogetter6837
@gogetter6837 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ahelzalmaj8647
@ahelzalmaj8647 3 года назад
Haha me to😂🤣😂
@verleyvalerius8780
@verleyvalerius8780 3 года назад
@@ahelzalmaj8647 lol 🤣🤣
@ahelzalmaj8647
@ahelzalmaj8647 3 года назад
@@verleyvalerius8780 what do yo mean
@verleyvalerius8780
@verleyvalerius8780 3 года назад
@@ahelzalmaj8647 lol = laugh out loud (same as haha)
@reddraghain
@reddraghain 4 года назад
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
@DrDomich
@DrDomich 4 года назад
@Brer Rabbit exactly
@SabrinaRina
@SabrinaRina 4 года назад
Why that wasn't a go-to idea I have no idea. Make them owe the regular tuition of their child and pay up their bribery towards a national fund or scholarship. Edit - Yeah, more than the original amount is better.
@WhompingWalrus
@WhompingWalrus 4 года назад
Could make 'em all invest in a gigantic collective fund that's reinvested and serves to grant scholarships to struggling students for decades to come. Could name it something humiliating, too. That'd be poetic justice.
@joachimb9305
@joachimb9305 4 года назад
But isn't their actions (at its core), at least somewhat understandable in a society where education isn't free? Some higher education may cost you, to varying degrees from very low, to more private options, but still within a manageable student loan -- this is the Nordic model and much of Europe as well. When such basic options in life is at least available (with some effort) to everyone, corruption goes way down IMO.
@WhompingWalrus
@WhompingWalrus 4 года назад
@@joachimb9305 This scandal isn't about the cost of higher education - it's about the space available for those who want to attend the most prestigious universities. There are only so many slots for people to attend, and this scandal was about wealthy people cheating to appear better in the metrics which determine who gets those slots - like by cheating on the entrance exams. It was supposed to be a system largely based on aptitude and merit. Of course the price of higher education in the US is also an issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this particular scandal is about.
@charliest.dennis9230
@charliest.dennis9230 4 года назад
I lost it at “pay my tuition, Lori!” Lmaooooo
@Nzosaba_Matenge
@Nzosaba_Matenge 3 года назад
That girl resonates with me
@conradakesiga7304
@conradakesiga7304 3 года назад
Mine tooo
@tranlananh5344
@tranlananh5344 2 года назад
Unrelated but at 1:53 why is it funny
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner 4 года назад
The more money you have, the less jail time you get. The less money you have, the more jail time you get. ~equality~
@vizo5945
@vizo5945 4 года назад
No
@ritagomes7838
@ritagomes7838 4 года назад
I think you meant ''correlation'' not ''equality'' there...
@nanochic
@nanochic 4 года назад
@@ritagomes7838 p sure it was sarcasm.
@ritagomes7838
@ritagomes7838 4 года назад
@@nanochic O'really?!?...
@nanochic
@nanochic 4 года назад
@@ritagomes7838 r/woooosh
@brianpetersen3429
@brianpetersen3429 4 года назад
The sad truth is that the rich have always felt they are above the law, and have usually been treated as such throughout history.
@landya.9258
@landya.9258 4 года назад
they are not above the law... they made the law
@BlueSky-oe4fn
@BlueSky-oe4fn 4 года назад
Have some compassion, they are suffering from affluenza. jk
@anotherpointofview222
@anotherpointofview222 4 года назад
@@landya.9258 Thanks, was just going to comment, not above the law, but able to influence its writing, adoption and enforcement through people who are lawyers, politicians, and judges. Involving the use of money.
@markfoster1520
@markfoster1520 4 года назад
We read in History where the Common Man created Institutions and Checks & Balances and have a Voice today! In a Hundred Years...we will finally Know...We are Strong & it's not the 13th, 16th or 21st Century anymore! No way! Now we have the Power! ...in the 23rd Century.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
Feudalism, in a word. This is not a democracy by any means. It's so blatant that its ridiculous to think otherwise.
@navysniper4391
@navysniper4391 4 года назад
“Just buy a smarter kid” oof
@joechew1412
@joechew1412 4 года назад
Totally true
@marjoriegrant9733
@marjoriegrant9733 3 года назад
Justice is served
@deborahlivingston6989
@deborahlivingston6989 3 года назад
That’s another crime these rich people are often guilty of-pedophilia and sex trafficking of children...HORRIFIC CRIMES AFAI ST HUMANITY!
@sheilataylor5948
@sheilataylor5948 3 года назад
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@shirleyhernandez4816
@shirleyhernandez4816 2 года назад
@@joechew1412 1 see Trevor Noah see
@nuradicahyaning9513
@nuradicahyaning9513 4 года назад
I love this guy...he is so smart and funny, talking about serious matters in a fun way...i laugh and get informed at the same time...
@thecoolkids2443
@thecoolkids2443 3 года назад
You should watch clips of the previous host, John Stewart. Super funny. Maximum sarcasm.
@twentyfirstcenturygothic
@twentyfirstcenturygothic 3 года назад
@@thecoolkids2443 KieraTota has a great archive of old daily show clips
@winter_silhouette
@winter_silhouette 3 года назад
Trevor is very funny. But you should take his show with a pinch of salt and check other sources as well, for the news.
@aryehakujin4374
@aryehakujin4374 3 года назад
Sad part is this is a better way to get news and informed than actual news
@mikikhosi4906
@mikikhosi4906 3 года назад
He's also south african♥️
@gurusmurf5921
@gurusmurf5921 4 года назад
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office" -Aesop
@samoakes1304
@samoakes1304 3 года назад
So true unfortunately
@impiusmephisto4476
@impiusmephisto4476 3 года назад
So your saying I'll be king if I steal the crown jewels?
@Seldomane
@Seldomane 2 года назад
If only people realized a proper hanging or bullet to the head is more humane than electricity or poison, also a lot less expensive, coincidentally. >.> Until we are governed by those who are paid minimum wage, nothing will change.
@kawaiiskeleton297
@kawaiiskeleton297 4 года назад
“My God the assholery!” My new favorite phrase😂😂👌🏻
@jasonland455
@jasonland455 4 года назад
The gap between the rich and the poor is what started the French Revolution
@stclemmons1969
@stclemmons1969 4 года назад
I want my cake!!!!!!!!!
@edilangsultan3522
@edilangsultan3522 4 года назад
In general it was a revolution that aimed to throw away absolute monarchy, which is also taken as an example by nearby countries. It was a bloody shift towards establishing a Republic. No one wants to listen to Kings tax them to oblivion, even the good earning merchants, just to fund wars (they recently participated in the Amercan war for independence against the Brits) and see the Royal Family doing well for themselves. Monarchies are kinda like socialist countries somehow, you pay huge tax to the Royal Family whenever they want to, and if you are unfortunately born a peasant, there's virtually no way to get out of that class.
@towoawawaboofficial
@towoawawaboofficial 4 года назад
Yet, nothing changed
@rebeccac8011
@rebeccac8011 4 года назад
Maybe it's time that gap starts another revolution here.
@SUPER_WOLFMOON
@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад
And pretty much every revolution ever!
@lianarose1384
@lianarose1384 4 года назад
"Honestly, for that amount of money, just buy a smarter kid" 🤣😂
@banaalhariri6434
@banaalhariri6434 3 года назад
a fellow exo-l!!!!
@zirkyrie8916
@zirkyrie8916 3 года назад
Imagine when you realize that there is a real market for children, mainly in europe coz of the skin colour.
@lianarose1384
@lianarose1384 3 года назад
@@banaalhariri6434 yes haha
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 4 года назад
In ref to the college scandal: I'm disabled. Ive been denied ssi and I'm still in appeal. I was illegally kicked out of community college and couldn't fight it. I can barely afford to go to school online half time because the gov granted me some help due to my disability. But I don't have a laptop. I can't afford books. I can't afford to go full time. These rich parents should be ASHAMED of themselves and frankly I wouldn't mind them paying my way after all the suffering I've been through.
@damonguzman
@damonguzman 4 года назад
I'm sorry to hear that, how are you disabled?
@kellyc4866
@kellyc4866 4 года назад
You wouldn't mind them paying for your tuition but they would mind paying for you. You see, things have to work both ways and currently, the odds are in their favor, not yours.
@mads1097
@mads1097 3 года назад
do you have a venmo or gofundme? i would be happy to help you out in any way i can! us college students have to stick together!
@khirsah666
@khirsah666 3 года назад
Damn... my country is shitty but at least college is free and government pay extra money for your expenses and your dorm if you're poor or successful. If you're not poor you can still get the money to pay it later when you graduate and get a job.
@DarkAttack14
@DarkAttack14 3 года назад
@@damonguzman I love your direct nature in asking that question. Most people don't have the balls to check up when someone makes a claim like that its refreshing to see!
@trumpetmusic5672
@trumpetmusic5672 4 года назад
Jeff Bezos is sitting somewhere watching this and thinking; "amateurs"
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 4 года назад
The word "privilege," literally translates as "private law." How the law treats you depends highly on your class.
@Dinlitla
@Dinlitla 4 года назад
I try to learn something new every day. This is today's "something new" . Thank you!
@Mr_Azali
@Mr_Azali 4 года назад
Why not be completely honest & include race in that. Unadulterated truth is what gets us out of this shit show that's been built by generations of peasants with money & power.
@joannapilgrim
@joannapilgrim 4 года назад
My favorite line was that Jussie Smollett ‘was judged by the content of his character not the color of his skin’ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Well done Trevor; well done!
@deborahlivingston6989
@deborahlivingston6989 3 года назад
Trevor, America NEEDS YOU! Your honesty and freshness give me hope for our nation. Stay safe.
@floranightwing2969
@floranightwing2969 3 года назад
Yes this guy is fantastic
@faseiolasec9770
@faseiolasec9770 3 года назад
We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?
@nattydreadlocks1973
@nattydreadlocks1973 4 года назад
Their kids have had the best of everything and still can't get into that one certain school. It wasn't meant to be.
@jwoolman5
@jwoolman5 4 года назад
nattydreadlocks1973 - Where were their parents when they were goofing off in high school? And there are huge numbers of colleges and universities in this country. People who don't need financial aid would have no trouble finding one that would accept them. They don't need a diploma from some Ivy League school and whatever USC is. Does ivy even grow in California?
@dwhite8997
@dwhite8997 4 года назад
@Bunkiebe is this from the Kardashian playbook? 🤣🤣🤣
@melodypond1003
@melodypond1003 4 года назад
I am the child of fairly wealthy parents (upper middle class) but I still financial aid and I have no chance of getting that at a school like USC. I’m glad I stopped getting wrapped up in acceptance rates and the “prestigiousness” of schools.
@atomicman2307
@atomicman2307 4 года назад
I beat their kids on the sat and I come from the projects in the hood
@constancejenkins3867
@constancejenkins3867 4 года назад
@@atomicman2307 It's CLEARLY NOT where you come from it's How bad you want it and to Grow and Change your life.!! Oh ..and Congratulations to you
@MrQuangvha
@MrQuangvha 4 года назад
I can't believe aunt Becky got indicted before Trump.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
Really? Nowhere in the bible does it say the antichrist will be indicted.
@julespeace684
@julespeace684 4 года назад
To Ken Allen, ever hear the joke... The Devil moved the Fence 5 feet into Heaven, God told him to take it down. Devil “No, lets go to court and by the way the best Attorneys are this side of the fence”. It did not end well, we were cursed with tRumpaDump for FAUXTUS. That was the Devil’s pay back, poor losers.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
@@julespeace684 I recall a similar version of that joke but I completely understand. To be fair to Trump, I dont honestly think he is the antichrist. I just believe he is the path upon which the antichrist will walk freely upon.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
@Jennifer Erickson My money is on Jared Kushner, and I may be murdered for this, but I dont think the beast will carry his mark upon his body. Yet demand loyalty from others. I think the hairpiece is a parasite of some form that will clarify itself in time.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
@Jennifer Erickson Hairpiece=illegal alien of some form
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?
@stclemmons1969
@stclemmons1969 4 года назад
We will get Forbed!
@spoton95
@spoton95 4 года назад
Rich country?
@stclemmons1969
@stclemmons1969 4 года назад
@@spoton95 crazy rich country
@spoton95
@spoton95 4 года назад
StClemmons, in compare to what?
@stclemmons1969
@stclemmons1969 4 года назад
@@spoton95 That was just a play on the Rich Crazy Asians movie....
@nosiphomanzini2315
@nosiphomanzini2315 4 года назад
I am obsessed with this show 😢.... I bindge watch these episodes.
@shellikalton130
@shellikalton130 4 года назад
I don't think they should go to jail. I think that they should give the same amount of money to fund students who would have been denied because of their actions. They should also do community service.
@Pcarnevaaa
@Pcarnevaaa 4 года назад
I mean they could fund a scholarship for underserved students who have the smarts but not the money. Imagine 500,000 in a scholarship fund with it building interest could save many students.
@aadityaphadnis8399
@aadityaphadnis8399 4 года назад
May be they should. Then the lawmakers would do something to improve the broken prison system.
@balboa-capital
@balboa-capital 4 года назад
That's still paying your way out of jail. People are quick to shun rich people for paying their way out of crimes, but if the money is offered to you, then you quickly change your tone
@Tankliker
@Tankliker 4 года назад
The joke is that is no even needed that all riches do that but only a small amount of them. You can do so much with that money that now is unreachable behind bankaccounts.
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 4 года назад
Why should they not be in jail?? Do the crime(s), do the time.
@genewilson186
@genewilson186 4 года назад
The rich get richer the poor get prison.
@tenacious645
@tenacious645 4 года назад
It makes me have close to no respect for the justice system. I adhere to my own code of ethics. I try not to affect others in ways I wouldn't want to be affected. Other than that, fuck the law.
@skbwolverine
@skbwolverine 4 года назад
And the rich get richer from keeping poor people in prison. Privatization of prisons is big money.
@Toneloke-xm9jv
@Toneloke-xm9jv 4 года назад
privatizing any industry always leads to corruption
@loc978
@loc978 4 года назад
Don't forget why prisons make the money they do. Prisoners are the last case in this country where slavery is still legal. It's still practiced elsewhere, but in prison it's officially condoned by the powers that be.
@calvinwarren6732
@calvinwarren6732 4 года назад
Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition!!! Lol 💀☠
@thamilucky4820
@thamilucky4820 3 года назад
I think you should make a show like this in South Africa, people are not watching news anymore and I personally think this is a new way to watch news❤ We love you trevor
@catherineangeles5544
@catherineangeles5544 4 года назад
Laurie,pay for my tuition fee is super hilarious😄😄😄
@Karlthegreat84
@Karlthegreat84 4 года назад
She was looking at the camera while yelling that. Knew that it was going to be broadcast :D
@AlanHope2013
@AlanHope2013 4 года назад
@@Karlthegreat84 I thought it sounded like one of Trevor's reporters. The blonde one, I forget her name. Desi Lydic, that's the one.
@Karlthegreat84
@Karlthegreat84 4 года назад
@@AlanHope2013 Maybe, either way it's hilarious :D
@hardlessons9732
@hardlessons9732 4 года назад
Facts
@Gaeilgeoir
@Gaeilgeoir 4 года назад
I can't decide which I love more: Trevor cracking up at that audience member's groan at 8:04 or the way the end-of-video music kept playing and then tricked us into more Trevor again and again. Well done! More videos like this, please, Trevor! 😁😁😁
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 10 месяцев назад
😊
@supercringe1632
@supercringe1632 4 года назад
Trevor the only one that keeps me updated in the best way 👍🏾
@KennethandJoyce
@KennethandJoyce 4 года назад
Admit if your guilty and we will let you go 😂😂😂😂
@lkhjsdfg
@lkhjsdfg 4 года назад
Another reason sports should have nothing to do with education.
@ADetailedHouse
@ADetailedHouse 4 года назад
Scott Cox Agreed. That's exactly why Ivy League colleges do not offer athletic scholarships. If kids spent all those hours, weeks, years learning/studying, instead of playing sports, even just part of the time & dedication, kids would get into better schools.
@LouMontana-wc7nr
@LouMontana-wc7nr 4 года назад
AMEN!
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 4 года назад
@@ADetailedHouse They don't? Since when?
@mysticwolf39
@mysticwolf39 4 года назад
As a soccer player myself I agree.
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 4 года назад
I think that's an American thing. University sports are a very small amateur endeavour in most countries.
@smokydiyeap1373
@smokydiyeap1373 4 года назад
How arrogant to be signing autographs before your trial!
@kelleycondon6504
@kelleycondon6504 4 года назад
Smiling and signing autographs lol I'm glad she was caught
@SensationalBanana
@SensationalBanana 4 года назад
We already live in the hunger games. The decadence of the 1% is disgusting. There wouldn't be poverty and starvation if the rich werent hoarding the wealth they get from the broken backs of the many.
@markfoster1520
@markfoster1520 4 года назад
"How do you you think they got so Rich?" Oh...you just answered it.
@wolfila8873
@wolfila8873 4 года назад
Wait...? You really think that the existence of rich people causes poverty and starvation? How does that work? Rich people are rich because they've exchanged goods or their talents that people need/want in exchange for money. They are creators of wealth. They are solvers of problems. If you're going to generalize all bad things of "rich people" because what some of them do (like cheating taxes) then generalize the goods things as well, won't you?
@joanbowden7634
@joanbowden7634 4 года назад
U just reminded me of the time my late husband had to do a stage for a KY horse farm. He came home telling me that the "cheapest" car there was a Jaguar. Long story short, he brought home filet mignon, fresh lobster, caviar, unopened bottles of champagne (not the cheap stuff), gorgeous centerpieces, u name it! Guess what the hosts were gonna do w/ it? U got it....trash it! Must be nice to be that rich that u can just trash food like that w/ no regard for other's hunger.
@j-me6317
@j-me6317 4 года назад
@Morgoth Bauglir I'd assume that many of the CEO's of yesteryear were the ones who built companies from the ground up, and had more respect for the workers because they used to be one themselves, instead of going to an elite college, and taking the fast track to being an executive.
@SensationalBanana
@SensationalBanana 4 года назад
@@wolfila8873 I don't think so, I know so. The US is a prime example on what happens when Capitalists are allowed free roam. Your worship of the rich won't make your life better. They couldn't care less about you.
@vanng799
@vanng799 4 года назад
Trevor is just brilliant, love him!
@jparry1942
@jparry1942 2 года назад
Neil Brennan... I can't breathe! On point and hilarious. If you or yours are ever coming through Boone IA you got a (covid) safe haven. Thanks. Respect.
@frankduku9387
@frankduku9387 4 года назад
Smart way of throwing more light on biased justice system in a hilarious manner..I love this show
@theresav1679
@theresav1679 4 года назад
How is it this video is hilarious and yet completely depressing? All at the same time. 😔😔😔😟😟😟
@cynthiarichardson8189
@cynthiarichardson8189 4 года назад
Trump promise the USA they are gonna be so rich so fast. Almost 4 years ,Still waiting
@Fate263
@Fate263 4 года назад
...pretty sure he didn't mean US, specifically... As his actions show.
@EmyN
@EmyN 4 года назад
He is a pathological liar
@watcherenjoyer123
@watcherenjoyer123 3 года назад
Taypayer money is being stolen and no tax audits went out.
@lindawoodring7404
@lindawoodring7404 3 года назад
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
@kjbaker8532
@kjbaker8532 3 года назад
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
@ryuman757
@ryuman757 3 года назад
20:27 Wow that clip aged beautifully 🤣🤣🤣
@TheWheelchairGuy
@TheWheelchairGuy 4 года назад
Where does Trump get his Milk from? Mos-Cow
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 4 года назад
Ba dum tsshh
@supremacy2040
@supremacy2040 4 года назад
Great dad joke, I’m gonna take that one into my repertoire
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 4 года назад
Lool ,i guess he gets his meat from Slo -vealia too?
@supremacy2040
@supremacy2040 4 года назад
Pietro Jenkins and his pussy from Jhina. Oh we were talking cows. Ooopps
@bookashkin
@bookashkin 4 года назад
It's just a conspiracy theory pushed my Rachel Mad-Cow
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 4 года назад
Money can't buy Smartness for students. Look at Trump.
@zealousprogrammer4539
@zealousprogrammer4539 4 года назад
@ThePark 627 I got ya Smartn[l]ess (without) hahaha
@zealousprogrammer4539
@zealousprogrammer4539 4 года назад
@ThePark 627 No, I feel no sympathy for Trump whatsoever!
@Pcarnevaaa
@Pcarnevaaa 4 года назад
“UPenn” lol
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 4 года назад
But it can buy that piece of paper that employers decide is more important than intelligence or aptitude. And if it comes from the same place the boss's came from you'll definitely going to get the job, as long as you can schmooze long enough for the interview. And let's face it A LOT of people fail up.
@leiajiang7877
@leiajiang7877 4 года назад
Illiterate
@luiv6075
@luiv6075 4 года назад
this is probably one of the best segments on tv. shedding light on the class discrimination that happens everyday
@sandralybrand9407
@sandralybrand9407 3 года назад
Trevor is hilarious but also spot on!
@noctxrnal_cnvs
@noctxrnal_cnvs 4 года назад
The "Make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans" remark is gold!! 🤣
@noctxrnal_cnvs
@noctxrnal_cnvs 4 года назад
@Rob Blokdijk 🤣🤣
@jeffwanakacha4983
@jeffwanakacha4983 3 года назад
Took me this long to ever comment on a Trevor Noah joke..but hey- First thing that happened on this one- he laughed soooooo hard. And- I laughed, instinctively, just as hard!!
@MalikDShawn
@MalikDShawn 4 года назад
The fact that he continues to call her by her Full House name "Aunt Becky" is hilarious
@shuttlegirl1749
@shuttlegirl1749 3 года назад
I love how he starts the jussie smollett segment 😂😂😂I wouldn't have started it with a straight face either
@mchras
@mchras 4 года назад
I'm so happy that I have an education system that doesn't care about money or status or if you were class president or the star athlete in high school. Cheating is not even worth it over here because you get so much help and so many opportunities. But more importantly, I'm so happy that most colleges (even the most prestigious ones) are tuition-free. No college debts for me or my parents!
@ebruphiyoemareyo7687
@ebruphiyoemareyo7687 2 года назад
Where are you from?
@Thorium_Th
@Thorium_Th Год назад
@@ebruphiyoemareyo7687 Maybe Germany. We have free tuition, too.
@harmscharm
@harmscharm 4 года назад
“ Pittsburgh entertain me”omfg😂
@galemiller7422
@galemiller7422 4 года назад
Trevor Noah is the Best comedian I've seen in a long time! The jussie Smollett! Story is hilarious! I did not know Subway was open 24 hours either?until I saw the interview with Jesse Smollett making this so much funnier! 😂 Lol!❤️
@hildafaith9165
@hildafaith9165 2 года назад
this is the best realistic comedy show ever .love u trevoh
@aurelcruz4115
@aurelcruz4115 4 года назад
I was feeling bad for corruption in India now we have company
@padmajagannathan1148
@padmajagannathan1148 4 года назад
Yay!
@zirkyrie8916
@zirkyrie8916 3 года назад
Nope man. U r amateurs combared to them.
@abhishekkulkarni2918
@abhishekkulkarni2918 3 года назад
@@zirkyrie8916 if you find some free time.... Google Indian national Congress scams
@whitneyshiphrah56
@whitneyshiphrah56 2 года назад
@@abhishekkulkarni2918 have you met Nigeria?
@Luna15234
@Luna15234 4 года назад
When you are that rich you start to think that you are above the law and can do anything And apparently, you can get away with it by just some community service😐 that's a shame
@ilikefoodcrazy
@ilikefoodcrazy 4 года назад
Thats life
@imalwayswatching1388
@imalwayswatching1388 4 года назад
Actually, community service is a common punishment for first-time misdemeanors of this stature, regardless of wealth. I'm not going to argue that rich people dont have an advantage in the CJS cause that's obviously not true since they have access to better lawyers, but honestly, this is pretty standard.
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck 4 года назад
Laurie !! Laurie !! Pay my tuition !! funny sound bite of the year . The only funnier one would have been when police carried Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy like a plank of lumber and Julian Assange had yelled -- Trump!! Trump !! Pay my Lawyer !!
@indominuswrex9465
@indominuswrex9465 4 года назад
"They keep rubbing their money in people's faces!" And now we want to see them suffer like we do 😁
@fbpo1699
@fbpo1699 3 года назад
Kinda ironic, the dude that said that was wearing a $40k Rolex Day-Date
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 4 года назад
11:33 It’s a serious matter, but that part gets me every time.
@jasprerph
@jasprerph 4 года назад
Trevor , you give me life ! Intelligent and witty comedy ! Love you !
@davidhyde9474
@davidhyde9474 Год назад
SERIOUSLY HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024
@KittMouri
@KittMouri 4 года назад
Trevor's laugh is priceless! 😂❤
@rc6936
@rc6936 3 года назад
You have got to be the funniest person since George Carlin I love you Trevor
@vividpetite
@vividpetite 4 года назад
Please talk about the amazon fire
@grayrachelle
@grayrachelle 4 года назад
thanks for saying this. I just started reading about it now. amazonwatch.org/news/2019/0821-amazon-rainforest-has-been-on-fire-for-three-weeks-heres-why-youre-only-hearing-about-it-now
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
That's news, get out of here 😶
@wardenm
@wardenm 4 года назад
They're off this week, thus all the clip compilations.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
@@wardenm True but in general, the Amazon is not getting the publication it needs.
@lorddabian5030
@lorddabian5030 4 года назад
Ken Allen amazon in the lungs of this planet , yet Notre Dam had more publicity , people’s priorities sucks
@zazodream4218
@zazodream4218 4 года назад
Lol I cant focus on the stories trevor is so funny 🤣😂🤣 Well it's all pretty sad but at least he made it entertaining
@Fernandez711
@Fernandez711 4 года назад
My whole school is slowly embracing democratic socialism. I'm starting a club to promote it. I'm excited for our future ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
@yammyfromearth3410
@yammyfromearth3410 4 года назад
I don't know... Socialism in the books is kind of a bad thing. Just saying.
@Fernandez711
@Fernandez711 4 года назад
@@yammyfromearth3410 socialism and democratic socialism are different. I understand your confusion but if you take a couple minutes just to google it, you'll see the difference.
@Fernandez711
@Fernandez711 4 года назад
@@aprilmay1700 I disagree but everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's been a huge success btw :)
@algamboa1987
@algamboa1987 4 года назад
Love these compilations, thanks CC.
@sorasorisora
@sorasorisora 4 года назад
why is it that Trevor, Seth, and Stephen always take their hiatus on the same week lately? my sanity and sense of humor go rock bottom whenever they're not on air.
@celinetan7257
@celinetan7257 4 года назад
SAME I feel so empty!!! :’(
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 4 года назад
Same been trying to keep my sense of humor up.
@henrywilliams3355
@henrywilliams3355 4 года назад
And John Oliver is barely enough to tide us over because he's weekly and not daily...
@CallieMasters5000
@CallieMasters5000 4 года назад
August is a crap month for TV.
@bsing2u
@bsing2u 4 года назад
Omg same here... Bill Maher is on my list as well.
@HongFeiBai
@HongFeiBai 4 года назад
"I'm really rich! I'm really rich!" Now that I've gotten into the mindset, I'm ready to run for President.
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 года назад
You forgot the part where he convinces his fans that he is really one of them and has been fucking them over...um, I mean...fighting for them all his life.
@igorac
@igorac 4 года назад
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.” Son: “Well, in that case…ok” Next, the father approaches Bill Gates. Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!” Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.” Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok” Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.” President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!” Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.” President: “Ah, in that case…”
@danielshaw9979
@danielshaw9979 4 года назад
Wow. 😲👍👏
@jameshirschmiller8077
@jameshirschmiller8077 4 года назад
Igor Carneiro o
@ralphjosephbanghulot7159
@ralphjosephbanghulot7159 4 года назад
This is some crazy shit
@SabrinaRina
@SabrinaRina 4 года назад
Yikes! Clever, but horrible.
@dwhite8997
@dwhite8997 4 года назад
Bravo! Well played sir.
@Reymii100
@Reymii100 4 года назад
Did just anybody noticed that at 13:59 you can hear lucid dreams from Juicy Wrld in the background? wtf 😂
@goodnessmirikwe6595
@goodnessmirikwe6595 4 года назад
Bruh it’s juice wrld not juicy
@leulmuluneh8372
@leulmuluneh8372 4 года назад
Yeah me too
@leorictheskeletonking9462
@leorictheskeletonking9462 4 года назад
If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy my kid into school, I buy the school!
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
How about just getting them acting lessons. Then using your connections to get them gigs.
@Low_violin
@Low_violin 4 года назад
Disney should take your advice for their kid Peter... #disneybuysonyalready
@sakurarayne
@sakurarayne 4 года назад
Or just you know.....teach them stuff...maybe a tutor?
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
@@sakurarayne That's dangerous thinking. We're not talking about sense or morals here, we're talking about results guaranteed by money legally.
@justinjiang
@justinjiang 4 года назад
Enough money to bribe , but not enough money to buy an entire achool
@shireenzada7111
@shireenzada7111 4 года назад
Lmao at the” little Joshua “part
@imaginethat3026
@imaginethat3026 4 года назад
That comedian drove the point home perfectly: its not that we want something for nothing, we just want a chance at survival.
@davidhyde9474
@davidhyde9474 Год назад
HE IS A HONORED JOURNALIST EXTREMLY BRILLANT HE SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024
@bridgetbinion8494
@bridgetbinion8494 2 месяца назад
I love when Trevor gets the giggles.
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 4 года назад
Great segment! You nailed it Trevor and did it with comic flare!!
@bushidotestu1997
@bushidotestu1997 4 года назад
Whole lotta people worshipping the almighty dollar
@ibrahimcisse9
@ibrahimcisse9 4 года назад
Tetsu Hatano aint that the usa?
@bushidotestu1997
@bushidotestu1997 4 года назад
Khalil Cisse unfortunately
@jesterjacks3933
@jesterjacks3933 4 года назад
Shiiiiiit, money can't buy happiness but it gets you pretty damn close.
@Tcwilliams07
@Tcwilliams07 4 года назад
C.R.E.A.M. Sad but true
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
Preachers needing jets, presidents needing walls and vacation expenses, God needing tithes. Man, we can go back forever with this stuff.
@ptierney12
@ptierney12 4 года назад
This is a great segment!
@RochelleEskue
@RochelleEskue 4 года назад
They won't be in shock or mad at him. Instead, they'll praise him for his deceitfulness and be proud of him for manipulating the system.
@mochiasdessert
@mochiasdessert 4 года назад
This show is funny and educational, lovin it
@JustaMomnFamily
@JustaMomnFamily 4 года назад
Btw I just want to say to whomever edited this video: Thank you for your time that you took to make this longer put together clips!
@niloticssd4053
@niloticssd4053 3 года назад
Hats off.
@gloriakiss5823
@gloriakiss5823 2 года назад
Love ya real honesty 💯
@rsj4548
@rsj4548 4 года назад
Rich people really live in another world.
@LelynnsSquirrels
@LelynnsSquirrels 4 года назад
i think some ppl may of got the wrong idea, about what it means to b socialized...
@amansyj
@amansyj 3 года назад
"Juicy Smuliyee" by Dave Chappelle😂😂😂😂😂
@VidsVenk
@VidsVenk 4 года назад
13:00 - 13:25 Trevor's silver linings are the best.
@MoneyGist
@MoneyGist 4 года назад
"My God, the ass-holery!" 😂
@jrdmotivation8845
@jrdmotivation8845 4 года назад
One of my favorite Show on CC. Addressing real society issues using comedy !!!
@drew_gon1617
@drew_gon1617 4 года назад
These videos are great to remember everything shitty that’s happened for the past while
@miapark1018
@miapark1018 3 года назад
Idk why i laughed so hard on the Eagles joke but he would definitely not walk out walking 😂
@tarigahmed1604
@tarigahmed1604 4 года назад
Hello Trevor , am Tarig and I do really enjoying your * The Dialy Show * as well as it make me feel goooood, 👌😊👏
@mysticmarble94
@mysticmarble94 4 года назад
I want new episodes 😭😭😭😭
@monkeybeasts
@monkeybeasts 4 года назад
rich people are so greedy for more money
@maythesciencebewithyou
@maythesciencebewithyou 4 года назад
Most rich people don't think they are rich, they'll always look up to the ultra rich and think themselves poor. Often acting like they have it so much harder than those who don't even make minimum wage.
@foxt.5043
@foxt.5043 4 года назад
You know to an African that statement would apply to you ;/
@tenacious645
@tenacious645 4 года назад
@@foxt.5043 that's such a good point
@deacan5510
@deacan5510 4 года назад
Fox T. I’m African and I ain’t poor
@foxt.5043
@foxt.5043 4 года назад
@@deacan5510 then count yourself more fortunate than others
@rafinilhan5957
@rafinilhan5957 3 года назад
Heh I'm even smirking at the bending statue of liberty 🗽 in the intro. Funny show.
@marisolbolivia9174
@marisolbolivia9174 4 года назад
Your sarcasm is the best, Noah!
@ariannasubs8015
@ariannasubs8015 4 года назад
I died laughing at 8:02 😂😂😂😂😂 Love you Trevor
@shellikalton130
@shellikalton130 4 года назад
I think you have a great idea of funding scholarships. The punishment would fit the crime
@marciawade8813
@marciawade8813 12 дней назад
My brother got into that Uni. In his interview, he was asked how he was able to grade so high on the SAT. (Yet such poor HS grades. Straight C- student, (Didn't reveal he had straight in elementary until brain injury after falling down a mountain). He explained he had 2 & 3 jobs all through high school which limited his study time. (Morning & afternoon news paper routes & retail shop weekends & holidays.) His success was: He listened well, discussed & debated well and studied two How Too books: One on Taking Tests & another on How to... SAT. After being denied Med School due to the Euthanasia question he went to Law School.
@callmeso3714
@callmeso3714 3 года назад
11:59 I'm looping that time because Trevor just looked damned adorable.
@fssrjbxset.mfugnkydsjohb9391
@fssrjbxset.mfugnkydsjohb9391 3 года назад
Thank you.. I've been searching for this timestamp replay button😂😂😂♥️
@davitcastro1619
@davitcastro1619 4 года назад
Why does the beat go so hard tho? Yall didn't have to hype me up like that every minute and a half.
@winterqueen8346
@winterqueen8346 4 года назад
Dislikes?? In this videos.... An exact example of the truth hurts!!👊👊😉
@rosanaconta3416
@rosanaconta3416 4 года назад
Benghazi
@olenkap9585
@olenkap9585 4 года назад
Trevor talks about rich people like he isn't a millionaire himself =)))
@WakeNbaker
@WakeNbaker 3 года назад
He also understands what it's like to be dirt poor unlike these people he speaks about who are born into money.
@CreepinCreeper01
@CreepinCreeper01 3 года назад
If he even is a millionaire it has only been since hosting the daily show
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 3 года назад
Jessica Baker yah people who got rich after knowing what it is like to be dirt poor understand the struggles of everyday people.
@thegoodfight4874
@thegoodfight4874 4 года назад
From Chappelle to the Daily Show... The circle of Comedy Central.
@hannah5369
@hannah5369 4 года назад
It's funny that Trump tried to buy Greenland and then canceled the trip because they said no. like seriously even they thought he was joking and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with. It's not like we can put him in time out for his temper tantrum either, seriously he needs to grow up.
@kx4998
@kx4998 4 года назад
nah he must have thought we are in the 1800s
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 4 года назад
Lol he canceled a trip to Denmark cause he couldn't buy Greenland. That's even crazier. It's like canceling a trip to the UK because he couldn't buy Australia.
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 года назад
He said that the Danish PM was 'nasty' to him and could have just politely said 'no thanks'. This coming from a man who insults and demeans anyone who doesn't fall at his feet; who runs more vendettas than all of Italy put together; who promises and then foreswears as naturally as breathing...
@Hassefar60
@Hassefar60 4 года назад
"... and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with". Believe me.. we knew already.
@healingdog364
@healingdog364 4 года назад
Affluenza... so they say
@hawtiecouture159
@hawtiecouture159 4 года назад
Omg😜😂😭The pens!! The photo shop photos!!! Ur great! #hilarious #whileimhereeeee
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