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A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr 

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Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
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Making People Laugh
Being Funny
Laughing and Joking
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@susannemcallister
@susannemcallister Год назад
I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
@CanuckTony
@CanuckTony Год назад
I know right?
@michaelmisanthrope
@michaelmisanthrope Год назад
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
@thetruthyoucantfight212
@thetruthyoucantfight212 Год назад
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
@jerryb216
@jerryb216 Год назад
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else. Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
@nopefranks1154
@nopefranks1154 Год назад
​@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.
@myarmsrgone
@myarmsrgone Год назад
"My mum died of cancer" "...but it was funnier than this" That was gold
@charlidog2
@charlidog2 Год назад
The best heckle ever.
@themrpantsman1757
@themrpantsman1757 Год назад
we watched the video
@myarmsrgone
@myarmsrgone Год назад
@@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 Год назад
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from RU-vid? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@D-C1
@D-C1 Год назад
unless your vicky🤣
@arcangle7444
@arcangle7444 Год назад
@@D-C1 xD
@AsherSkylark
@AsherSkylark Год назад
it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 Год назад
@@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!
@jojimbousagi5903
@jojimbousagi5903 Год назад
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
@JG-vh1xc
@JG-vh1xc Год назад
Why is this man my comfort comedian
@markovmily6950
@markovmily6950 Год назад
That encapsulates it well
@marksandsmith6778
@marksandsmith6778 Год назад
You're overstressed
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 Год назад
Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.
@danielh3719
@danielh3719 Год назад
Probably because your gay.
@user-pe1fb9ic5r
@user-pe1fb9ic5r Год назад
read his book xx
@thebritishbushman8389
@thebritishbushman8389 9 месяцев назад
This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.
@ZippyG
@ZippyG 3 месяца назад
It’s all as albums on Spotify.
@jasonrahm9489
@jasonrahm9489 Год назад
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
@Kyanzes
@Kyanzes Год назад
Certainly his own league.
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Год назад
He changed many men 😶
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Год назад
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
@allindbz
@allindbz 11 месяцев назад
The irony
@carljansen3118
@carljansen3118 Год назад
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from RU-vid? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@MrGrifft
@MrGrifft Год назад
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
@jondon3182
@jondon3182 Год назад
@@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
@MrGrifft
@MrGrifft Год назад
​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@letters_from_paradise
@letters_from_paradise Год назад
@@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
@paulkielty8385
@paulkielty8385 Год назад
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
@HWPcville
@HWPcville Год назад
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Год назад
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
@spridle
@spridle Год назад
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
@jockmcque3018
@jockmcque3018 Год назад
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Год назад
Huh....? 🤔
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Год назад
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
@michaels4340
@michaels4340 Год назад
rest in peace Stephen Hawking
@robyourtime
@robyourtime Год назад
8 out of 10...
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Год назад
@@robyourtime cats?
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Год назад
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Год назад
@@movement2contact Harris I meant.
@timfronimos459
@timfronimos459 Год назад
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
@samueledwards9877
@samueledwards9877 Год назад
Absolutely brilliant as always. Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
@THEJR-of5tf
@THEJR-of5tf Год назад
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
@tomemery7890
@tomemery7890 Год назад
@@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
@annakonda386
@annakonda386 Год назад
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
@oldjcb
@oldjcb Год назад
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
@hecateswolf6007
@hecateswolf6007 Год назад
Me too 😴💤
@bflmpsvz870
@bflmpsvz870 Год назад
It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
@direwolfen
@direwolfen Год назад
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
@palashbhaumik4050
@palashbhaumik4050 Год назад
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
@LadyMelmo.
@LadyMelmo. Год назад
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
@zahramahamed6291
@zahramahamed6291 Год назад
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray Год назад
Your photo is not that flattering!
@CONEHEADDK
@CONEHEADDK Год назад
@@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...
@travisash8180
@travisash8180 Год назад
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
@earlgrey2130
@earlgrey2130 Год назад
Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Год назад
Agreed
@goldenpony822
@goldenpony822 Год назад
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
@officialcoachdanny
@officialcoachdanny Год назад
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
@rodneymcmahan7957
@rodneymcmahan7957 11 месяцев назад
😅😅😅😅
@rodneymcmahan7957
@rodneymcmahan7957 11 месяцев назад
😢
@That_Crazy_MetalHead
@That_Crazy_MetalHead Год назад
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
@leviapplepie
@leviapplepie Год назад
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
@SnakeManH155
@SnakeManH155 Год назад
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
@granthoughton769
@granthoughton769 Год назад
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
@jamesc.steenbergenii6969
@jamesc.steenbergenii6969 23 дня назад
Jimmy Carr is brutal, but absolutely hilarious
@carrigancooper9562
@carrigancooper9562 Год назад
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
@kay-dc8495
@kay-dc8495 Год назад
"Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point
@raginghippo4638
@raginghippo4638 Год назад
Yeah, you don't die😆😂🤣🤣👌👍😎
@danieln9226
@danieln9226 Год назад
You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh
@picilocarnal
@picilocarnal Год назад
@@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤
@Thawhid
@Thawhid Год назад
@Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol
@komiismywaifu7616
@komiismywaifu7616 Год назад
Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.
@jamesdeegan211
@jamesdeegan211 Год назад
Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Год назад
You haven't seen his floppies yet...
@jamesdeegan211
@jamesdeegan211 Год назад
@@movement2contact I already have mate haha
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Год назад
@@jamesdeegan211 🤭
@zzrhardy
@zzrhardy Год назад
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
@TuesdayShark
@TuesdayShark Год назад
Too many choices or too few?
@michaelcooney7687
@michaelcooney7687 Год назад
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
@troyyoung3087
@troyyoung3087 Год назад
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023
@homenhungry4987
@homenhungry4987 Год назад
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
@jcmurr2669
@jcmurr2669 Год назад
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
@itaiitai8960
@itaiitai8960 Год назад
u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.
@gearjammer9328
@gearjammer9328 Год назад
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
@hermi1-kenobi455
@hermi1-kenobi455 10 месяцев назад
It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.
@drivingparadox
@drivingparadox Год назад
What I needed today, thank you
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Год назад
In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill
@georgecaplin9075
@georgecaplin9075 Год назад
No Louis?
@smithyengs
@smithyengs Год назад
A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.
@fozzsr
@fozzsr Год назад
Thanks buddy!
@UnknownError304
@UnknownError304 Год назад
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
@dominicr1173
@dominicr1173 Год назад
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
@joelb2297
@joelb2297 Год назад
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
@dancarson9982
@dancarson9982 Год назад
Love this guy!
@JervisGermane
@JervisGermane Год назад
Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu Год назад
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
@swguygardner
@swguygardner Год назад
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
@1970sSupertramp
@1970sSupertramp Год назад
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
@rad4924
@rad4924 Год назад
This is just what I need right now
@mauricepageau5392
@mauricepageau5392 Год назад
Jimmy! Your the Master !
@channelname8623
@channelname8623 Год назад
16:30 xD loved it
@salvie4oe
@salvie4oe Год назад
Jimmy a legend all day every day
@Blackdeathteal
@Blackdeathteal Год назад
Jimmy master class
@erinbuzzetti6359
@erinbuzzetti6359 Год назад
This is hilarious!
@solidale21
@solidale21 Год назад
I would love to have you come to the US again!
@slowraceultra
@slowraceultra Год назад
Legend. Thumbs up.
@user-PK-23
@user-PK-23 Год назад
@ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
@RyzezCanadian
@RyzezCanadian Год назад
Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!
@eternyti
@eternyti Год назад
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
@christinlane6928
@christinlane6928 Год назад
Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!
@ShaneDubDj
@ShaneDubDj Год назад
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
@jordan3rdd193
@jordan3rdd193 5 месяцев назад
This man is a legend
@jamesheath7601
@jamesheath7601 Год назад
Great comedian Jimmy
@mattmason4700
@mattmason4700 Год назад
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣
@maureenwagg5305
@maureenwagg5305 Год назад
Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.
@truthseeker7001
@truthseeker7001 Год назад
A: Knock, Knock Jimmy Carr: Who's there? A: The Taxman Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴
@jojohehe3251
@jojohehe3251 Год назад
I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.
@rebeccafishmakeup7038
@rebeccafishmakeup7038 Год назад
Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month
@AdzzieMac
@AdzzieMac Год назад
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd. Bill Burr at 4th..
@whoarewe7515
@whoarewe7515 Год назад
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
@Oldheadhiphop
@Oldheadhiphop Год назад
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
@whoarewe7515
@whoarewe7515 Год назад
Sean lock
@TrickStxRz
@TrickStxRz Год назад
Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show
@kristinabelievesinfairies
@kristinabelievesinfairies Год назад
Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂
@nineteen8486
@nineteen8486 Год назад
Great vid
@klaytonargue
@klaytonargue Год назад
Great stuff
@HAVITOOSH
@HAVITOOSH Год назад
This is epic.
@notPeanut
@notPeanut Год назад
We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome
@digichalk
@digichalk Год назад
Thanks Jimmy!
@t_rex8767
@t_rex8767 Год назад
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
@micstonemic696stone
@micstonemic696stone Год назад
I actually see the variety bus in my home town I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine. I really wish that charity well.
@mikeblalock4116
@mikeblalock4116 Год назад
This is great
@joeking1584
@joeking1584 Год назад
Stephen Hawking's version of "go fly a kite"
@tedspens
@tedspens Год назад
I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr
@erinbuzzetti6359
@erinbuzzetti6359 Год назад
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
@TheJcjames1987
@TheJcjames1987 Год назад
Cheers Jim 👍
@lamf4846
@lamf4846 Год назад
Next up, a whole hour about his cosmetic procedures.
@omgandwtf1
@omgandwtf1 Год назад
Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.
@jacobhope6164
@jacobhope6164 Год назад
Brilliant!
@scarletbegonias2359
@scarletbegonias2359 Год назад
I love it
@mikelheron20
@mikelheron20 Год назад
Tragically these really are his best jokes.
@hecateswolf6007
@hecateswolf6007 Год назад
😂😆😆😆
@Mossyz.
@Mossyz. Год назад
Jimmy the King
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 Год назад
4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?
@martynchannel2983
@martynchannel2983 Год назад
Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.
@TheGuiltsOfUs
@TheGuiltsOfUs Год назад
Madness! :D
@mynameisPEEHS
@mynameisPEEHS Год назад
Noiiice
@Jaystarzgaming
@Jaystarzgaming Год назад
There is only a Jimmy Carr and where is the Jimmy Truck?
@kobrowsky
@kobrowsky Год назад
And also a Jimminy Tractor.
@AlexTheGuac
@AlexTheGuac Год назад
I wonder how Vikki is doing.
@THEHuntingChannel
@THEHuntingChannel Год назад
The funniest guy on RU-vid, no doubt!
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