Abandoning Your Family For a Free Meal 

use ur family as a coupon for free meal

don't be poor

little kids look like haunted dolls

poignant moral, jordan!

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Yeah, it’s a shame because is so common and normalised for women to be left alone and much less common for men, that by doing the same thing they’re viewed as heroes through the novelty of it, I think. Especially since not leaving your kids and family is bare minimum parenting for both genders lmao. Both single mothers and single fathers are heroes, but I get your point too 100%

There's this weird double standard where women get shamed for "choosing poor fathers" (even if they got divorced on good terms, or the dad died, etc.) while men are treated like heroes for making a sandwich for their kids.(even if the wife is a douchebag like this.)

Great point! I just left a comment about how it is much more common for men to leave their families but hey these religious groups have been vilifying women since the story of Eve. Back to your point I think single moms were even looked down on as they couldn’t keep their man happy. Some people just assume if you got a uterus you just magically know how to raise kids so why give them support in any way? Btw, good for you even going through your own pain, (especially dealing with it twice!) to notice the inequalities at such a young age. 💜

Because it’s “a woman’s job” allegedly ugh

single parents are almost never praised for the things they do and deal with, even after dealing with shitty partners

He should have offered the 6 year old the job. The 12 year old clearly should have been pulling her weight all along

if she was 7 he wouldve been ok w it

lol like 12 is probably one of the most traumatizing ages anyway but he sees nothing

@@mothboy420 being 12 was fuckin awful for me i hated being 12

@polly Yeah being 12 was awful but then again I'm 14 now so idk if that's better or worse.

Littelery died 😂 im almost never lauging loud to movies/clips But this one got me

IM STILL SCREAMING PL IT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR 😭😭😭😭😭

@@zannadunstrand6289 littelery

@@noahlauzon8162 celery

right? this writing is painfully bad. Kids would have been super upset and probably asking the dad what he did to make her leave.

this is the polar opposite of dhar mann's unrealistically emotionally intelligent children

also the other kid just going "this belly won't feed itself" for no reason

@@perishonimpact with no emotion too 💀💀 “this belly wont feed itself daddy 🙂”

Starting with her dad

The small kid was like a robot

😭

🏃🏻‍♀️👜💼

Me since 2001

Once you go to the grime, can't return to the slime💪

@@cursed-cat9126 I say as I retreat deeper into the mines...

@@demetrian7856 Only grime fans understand the eldritch horror that is slime

@@cursed-cat9126 Only slime fans won't upgrade to grime

@@demetrian7856 upgrading to grime was the best choice of my life. I no longer have to gender or pay taxes #grime4ever

the good ending

what's better than this? guys bein dudes.

(hj stands for "handjob", in case anyone else was wondering)

@@turnintino no it’s a tone tag

@@pizzabagels9156 I think they meant to add /j at the end. At least I interpreted it as a joke and was amused.

ideal ending

nice comment and also nice pfp i love x-men

Bro yes😂

tbh I thought that’s where that was going but that may have been the home of sexual in me

YES! Glad I'm not the only one who thought they were just gonna date. I mean...Richard seems to like the dad more than the mom he didn't even offer a job and training to.

Same!

Same omg

i wanna see what his handwriting looks like now lmao

It looked like a goddamn font 😆

IT LOOKS LIKE MINE I WAS SO SAD ☹️

@hm LMAO this comment is so funny i’m just imagining him googling shit like “cursive m” while reading the note to help decode it

Jordan’s standards are too high, he’ll never be pen pals with us.

LMAOOOOO

He's making you aware of the parasocial relationship, but not stopping the progression of it.

he HAS killed for you

I just made the same comment on a different video lol

wym? Jordan loves me and would kill for me, specifically... not y'all freaks... what the hell...

The Dhar Mann in the musty warehouse 2nd sub-basement:

Replace the "Mom" with "Dad" for this one XD

This is the funniest comment I've read in this whole section

Dharvid Dharchronicles

We sell baby powder and DO NOT TAKE ANY OF IT HOME, MY MEN...uhh Johnson & Johnson WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!

Yeah, he just has to swallow a bunch of balloons filled with “stuff” and fly to different countries! Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@@phoenixgirl70 🤣🤣🤣

@@phoenixgirl70 Honestly, in this economy? I'd at least consider it. That's more than double what I make now and I have a *good* job.

@@silvertamagachi Yeah until a balloon leaks and you get sick and they cut open your body to get the rest of the drugs. Maria Full of Grace is an awesome movie about drug mules. Highly recommend. (No pun intended)!

why do you *want* a gay subplot? I don't understand *wanting* a romance every time, any sexuality fam. not always necessary

@@droomzy Because romance is nice sometimes? And it's nice to have representation?

@@droomzy no plot is ever necessary. it's for fun and profit

Just goes to show the creator's expectations of fathers. "You supposed to take of your kids! What do you want? A cookie?"

@@DirtyPrancing well yeah but it's still kind to appreciate the bare minimum when you see them trying.

@@droomzy . I think you could give fathers more credit that congratulating them on not walking out is more sexist and condescending than anything. It's like congratulating a woman on owning a screwdriver

@@DirtyPrancing tbf people say that kind of thing all the time. like ¨wow, you raised three kids all alone, you're a fantastic mother¨. Well, the father left her, so the alternative would be to abandon your children, which would make you a terrible mother. It's just a little defect w these kinds of expressions

​@@baintreachas not really, saying "oh well there are just two options" not really, dad or mum could become a violent drunk or shout at the kids all the time and stuff. It's being just as good if not better than a full family while having to do it all by yourself

Omg that would be a fully acceptable reason to leave. 😂 But take the 12 year old with you!

No

yes it's probably tougher but *we* don't have to pit single parents against each other, regardless of the point for doing so. and there's *wayyyyyyy* less of a stigma for single moms than they're used to be, bc I'm pretty sure most people have come around to realizing single parents at least STAYED; the other parent's a self-concerned deadbeat so there's no point to judge the better parent. but obviously if someone judges a single mother then they're a low mind anyway

Unless it was a really bad breakup I wouldn’t call your partner leaving you trauma

@@Nothing-ci8gq yeahhh but being left by your partner to raise yours´ children alone is pretty distinct from ¨your partner leaving you¨. also, trauma is used to mean different things in different contexts, so it very well could - it can just be ¨a major (negative) life event,¨ with more specific meanings depending on the specific psychological context (e.g. attachment theory, identity formation, whatever)

moral is that you're related to your family and you can get dinner

@@JordanAdika i would’ve never known. I thought my so-called family were just random people I lived with.

100% AGREED

I watch his videos for therapy 🤞🏽

Alright Jordan we all know it’s you

Low-key??? HIGH-KEY!!!

Lol CoryxKenshin is the best thing

The tension while they were talking was palpable

Fanfic pls

no he work at the grime factory

@@JordanAdika lol the "chalk mine" shirt 🔥

HELP that is such a fucking visceral feeling though holy shit 😭

@@pastelsheepy same thing happened when my great gma died. i went to go visit her but my mom called me in the living room and i was like oh shit okay yup shes dead

thanks xx

@@JordanAdika youre welcome, not sure what i did tho

@@prest01 compliments are always good to receive

therapy < youtube

It depends what bags, I mean suitcases are a bit suspicious

@@somedude172 he came back??😭

@@somedude172 this is fucking crazy lmao you need to write a book or something💀

​@@d.olluwuhuh what happened

Great Value Blake Shelton

Dudes don't like to show they issues to they homies, much less the guy your wife left to be with

My thoughts exactly

This just proves that the story is a twisted retelling of odour of chrysanthemum by d.h Lawrence here's how I can use my British fiction courses' knowledge

Very epic comment cliffe

mike rowe I think

@@yourex-wife4259 YES! oh god, that's been driving me nuts for days, thank you so much.

@@yourex-wife4259 he looks like the offspring of Bell and Rowe, so proud of him for growing into a better person than his lame parents, lol.

There were four though? Maybe the haunted doll needs two

aw crap i thought her name was polly

that's actually a surprise, i thought my dad was just stupid as shit fr

When you become a dad you actually lose the ability to do basic math and remember anything number related. Fun fact

I’m 25 and my dad still often mixes up my birthday and age, it’s like he blocked out the day I was born 😂

My dad regularly forgets when my birthday actually is lmao he always thinks it's a day before or after

My dad never knew my birthday or age. Lol well he still doesn't but we haven't spoken since my birthday im January. We live in the same house though

My 100% American father pronounces it that way. It’s not uncommon in the New York/New England area.

Jordan accidentally nailing a Rhode Island accent

A bisexual can't even ask about the guy he's flirting with's kids without being accused of trying to diddle, sad! 😔 /j

Well, he didn’t specify which bills…

The 16 year old becomes the first woman president and the creepy girl gets given to the fire department 😅

Dude, you can have my wife, sexual favors, and the leg of your choice for that.

ty i hope you're doing ok

You’re not alone, I thought the same thing!

no you're right it's the funniest