jerma ranting about aliens for 43 minutes 

I think he's right. Aliens could just be creatures who evolved to cross light years of space, but are basically just dumb animals or cavemen. Why would people assume aliens are impressive or important? Because people who like talking about aliens want to be impressive and important for pointlessly speculating

there are some fun esoterical takes on aliens. where many fundamental aspects of our lives would only be theoretical to them.

There’s a loophole to the Fermi paradox where less advanced aliens discover technology from an extinct civilization and don’t actually build the ships themselves so it’s possible.

fire is the combustion of the atom carbon, or any carbon molecules. if this life form is not carbon based, they very well may NOT have fire. we are carbon based, but other life could spawn from other elements.

I’m going to go off on a tangent that has little to do with anything BUT i love this topic and jerma so, google says, “Earth is the only planet we know of that has ever had a fire. While there may be volcanos pushing out hot magma on the surface of Venus, the hottest planet in the Solar System, there has never been a fire there. Nor on Mercury, nor Jupiter, nor any of the other planets surrounding our or any other star.” There was also no fire on earth until humans discovered it, by combustion of wood to cook our food. There are infinite possibilities to life outside this solar system, and fire is just one of our little party tricks us humans have. Jerma is amazing at thinking of each obscure scenario in which aliens are fucking weirded out by our species. We do have weird fire powers.

The guy is literally 80

As everyone should be, that makes life fun.

​@@ser777XDI agree

​@@aysn2277 um correction, 84 ☝🏼

​@@aysn2277 bro he's like 985 years old

He didn't assert it to be fair he said it's a funny what if, if we think they're so different from us but then they have a midi of our nation's theme. Like "Oh shit they're just like us, they are just us."

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 yeah ur true hahaha, his confidence in it both times just feels so assertive

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gnarp gnap sounds like an alien snapchat

pollination is absurd to aliens but not the abstract concept of an internet

Different guys

Different aliens duh.

500 billion different alien species

Two aliens from the same planet, same generation even. It's just that one of them is a Jerama-type alien.

And then there’s Joel lol

@@TheJubberGubb JOEL LOOIK OUT THE DUENDE IS BEHIND YOU

@@TheJubberGubbJoel: *Screeching in unadulterated fear*

There’s nothing to grasp about aliens. We have never met one.

And the universe has barely been explored we’ve never been able to go past our own galaxy. We’ve seen others but that’s it. Seen. We don’t know shit about the universe Get your head out of your ass. You aren’t an expert either.

He only really knows stuff about his species.

Maybe he's right

@@pastogen01 he contradicts himself at every turn to keep human kind guessing on what’s true and what isn’t

Welding*

@@ConorQ-tp3hqno it is wielding

​@@exquiewhale Inside joke

@@doodlewfaser make sure not to share it

He legot does it to have one for top lip and one for bottom lip He also carries 7 sticks with him at a time

he is failing so hard

You are though!

After learning a little physics it may be less like reliving a memory and more like watching shadows dance Like it’s electrical signals or something encoding a strict pattern of lights and sounds meant to imitate a moment that occurred at some point but legitimately no longer exists

maybe the real small penis magic....... was the jerma we found along the way :)

That also makes me think of explaining how evolution happened to aliens, like that's an interesting prospect, especially for other kinds of life that isn't carbon-based. Like, he is absolutely right about certain things lmao

I would’ve given them a pack of gummies

i'd give them a pretzel with melted cheese on it, carbonated drinks, and a plain hamburger with cheese, ketchup, mustard, and pickles

​@@Coristic121YOURE GONNA START A WAR

Buy em McDonald's

Or more likely he doesn't understand how circuits and microprocessors work, but your theory is funnier.

he is

Jerma's the cartoon character that gets abducted by aliens to be the representative of humanity in some sort of intergalactic gameshow.

He understands

Well we actually have experience with how scary things on Earth are, the aliens don't unless they're from a very similar planet

@@catpoke9557 don't even think about bringing up the 1400's

Forom Galam glung🤝👽

Oh, _eep baba _*_gurble!_*

gleep gloorp 😺

Pah glooby doh 👽💎

It's a meme to call him psycho but he's genuinely right. We have our own weird ways of communication and entertainment, but who's to say aliens wouldn't even just have entirely different senses than us that we can't comprehend, and aliens wouldn't be able to comprehend something like eyesight? We have such a baseline for what is and isn't normal, but when it comes to aliens literally anything goes

I often think about how it's very much possible that there's EXTREMELY obvious technologies other aliens have that we just... haven't discovered yet. There's no reason why it can't happen. Statistically, if there's as much life in the universe as I think there is, there's got to be a few that miss incredibly obvious things for a very long time.

@@TheSilly6403 Yeah, I mean if an alien is on a dark planet with no light they'd have no reason to have eyes. So they'd probably use echolocation primarily.

@@catpoke9557 but who's to say they even have sound, and not some unknowable incomprehensible sense? we are so limited we cant even imagine that its very possible aliens would have organs that detect completely random things that let them understand their surroundings

@@TheSilly6403 They would almost definitely hear sound. There are certain things that are almost inevitable in certain environments. Assuming the aliens live in any sort of atmosphere or liquid, then sound will be capable of propagating in that environment. Organisms which live in places with sound almost always evolve the ability to hear even if they have eyes, let alone if they don't. I am sure there's lots of aliens with senses we can't comprehend, after all there are creatures on EARTH with senses we can't comprehend. But that doesn't change that some of the basic ones are almost inevitable. For reference, a sense of hearing has evolved independently in numerous organisms on Earth, so it's clearly not a matter of homology that makes hearing so common but just a matter of efficiency. On a planet with no eyes, you can bet your money hearing will evolve. Of course this isn't to say EVERY organism ever will definitely be able to hear, but once you reach a certain level of complexity the odds of of not happening are VERY low.

i think you're jermawesome catfAtT :D

@@NotABean_ thanks so much, ofc you are also jermawesome

OMGG ITS YOU THE ALIEN MAKER!!!!! I love ur art of flug so so much thank you for all of your silly alien doodles 🥹👽

wAIT you’re so right. he knows the secrets doesn’t he monkaS

Does he actually? That's so funny if so

@@abster11 he escaped containment but thought it would be rude to ghost the search party so he just settled like fifty yards away and called it fair

​@@catpoke9557yeah, i saw him at a casino once and snuck a picture of him

@@lighthoused. the fact that so many aliens are near los vagus means they got to be wild.

I am pretty sure Jerma was invented by aliens

@@catpoke9557 homonculus created by aliens to communicate with us

Like he isn't one of them

he forgot

He met me once

He is like goku he was sent here to conquer or destroy the earth but tripped off his shuttle after landing here and bonked his head hard and got the funny brain

I had a teacher that pointed out one time that aliens would be *freaked out* that we breathe such a volatile element, Oxygen. It's incredibly flammable and corrosive to metal. It would make them be like "Oh shit these guys take in some weird shit"

@@milobytz Water is also very corrosive. Tbh we just use weird crap in general. But it just so happens that the weird crap we use is probably the most efficient way possible for life to survive, which is probably why we've gotten so far. So it's decently likely that most intelligent organisms probably use the same weirdly volatile chemicals to sustain themselves. But I am willing to bet there's also quite a few who don't, and to them most of the universe's creatures probably seem like freaks. Pretty funny to think about. Interestingly it's possible that Venus has life in its atmosphere, and if it does, it almost definitely is sustained by very different (but still pretty volatile) chemicals than us. Unfortunately if it does have life it's almost certainly microbial, probably not even multicellular, for the reason I mentioned earlier- the chemicals we utilize just happen to be some of the most efficient. Also life on Venus would have to be very, VERY light to stay in the atmosphere so they don't burn to death so there's that. Personally I'm a Europa and Enceladus fan. They probably have water oceans underneath the surface, and if that's the case, it's actually pretty dang likely for life to evolve there, and in fact the oceans would even be able to support decently complex life such as multicellular life. The lack of access to the sun limits them a little bit, but not as much as the life on Venus is limited. Wouldn't it be cool to discover life on not only a moon, but a moon so different from our planet?! And for the life to be COMPLEX?? That said, Enceladus and Europa haven't actually shown any signs, while Venus has shown enough potential signs that people are actively trying to start expeditions to look for life there. So it's just wishful thinking for now that those moons may have life... same with Venus for the most part tbh. Everything we've found has potential explanations other than life. I just realized I got completely off topic but you clearly enjoy the topic of aliens so I hope you enjoyed my deranged ramblings about life in the solar system either way lol.

@@catpoke9557i enjoyed it jsyk

@@tonoornottono I'm glad to hear it haha

@@catpoke9557life itself is volatile because it is a bunch of little orders in a constant state of chaos

I LOVE JERMA!!!! I LOVE HIS WHIMSICAL OPTIMISM AND SENSE OF WONDER 😊

It's so cool because science has come far enough that we have gone from asking if aliens exist, to asking if we can find them. Like it's basically fact that they exist at this point, we just haven't found direct evidence but due to extrapolation we know they're there. I think it's absolutely beautiful knowing we share the universe with so many things that must be so different from us, yet also probably experiencing the same awe and same questions that we do. But I also find it so absolutely depressing that I may die before we can ever find them. I can die happy if we find so much as a microbe.

Me when I'm high and full of cheese at 4:20am

I'm not high but I am full of cheese also, got some delicious cheese tortellini with carbonara sauce and bacon from HEB. Highly recommend if you got an HEB nearby bro

@@catpoke9557 fuuuuck yeah that sounds banger enjoy the fuck out of that man wishing you a happy cheese dinner!!!!

@@firepowder Oh yeah, it was great, thanks haha

I’m full of cheese too 🤤

You have to remember that he's been streaming for years. This is 43 minutes of alien talk out of hundreds of hours of streaming.

@@Desparilwhy are you telling me something I already know

@@Desparil Yeah but he does actually talk about them very often compared to other topics he discusses. Like you can't find 43 minutes of most things he's talked about. Aliens are a recurring thing for him.

@@catpoke9557 I suspect you could find a great many topics he's talked about for 43 minutes if you went through the full stream archives, but the vast majority just aren't interesting or noteworthy enough for anyone to make a compilation.

the doodles from this video are actually from beachsideufo!! here’s a link to a master post of most of em :D beachsideufo.tumblr.com/post/721692807542308864

this comment is so raw

no one asked

@@jake9107 so? If we all had to wait until someone asked no one would ever say anything

@@mythcat1273 that would be the dream

@@jake9107 ok bro

@@mythcat1273 go to bed you have a healthy sleep schedule to attend to princess

Sadly, he only started watching dr. Who about 2 years after that clip, but i'm sure you can imagine the hysterical laughter he was in after

Your aura is green with stink lines

@@Sketchy_Skomp Why is this the most accurate description I've ever heard of someone who says "Yap?" I have tried so hard to think of a response for these people (I type long comments so they always say yap) and I never can. You've given me the PERFECT response. I am stealing it

@@catpoke9557stop yer yapping

​@@catpoke9557stop yer yappin

@@meatgrinder9506 Stink lines

He is one. I met him at the Zorblon-III Ship dealership this one time.

aw thank u sm 😭😭