ACE VENTURA JR. - When Milking A Success Fails Miserably 

I had no idea this existed

"AJ? Animal Detective? More like AJ, Animal Defective." - Sun Tzu

One big thing that Ace Ventura Jr and Son of the Mask both got hugely wrong is that in those movies, Jim Carrey's character can be insane or wacky but everyone else...isn't. Like in Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace is idiosyncratic and strange but the other characters are just normal people that are confused by him and mock his weirdness assuming he is just insane, that's where the humor comes from, that he is nuts and no one else is, but the part that makes it really work is that while he is nuts, he is also smart and usually right in his investigation so he shows up the police even while being a ridiculous man. It's pretty easy to see that just by watching the movie, but when the writers for this sequel watched the movie it's clear that all they saw is, well Jim is being over the top... so we will just have everyone act crazy and make the plot as ridiculous as we can and it'll be fine right? NO, you have to balance it with normal people and a decent plot otherwise it's just intolerable nonsense.

Little dogs can be vicious man. I grew up in a Mexican neighborhood where everyone had mean ass little chihuahuas, they roamed in packs and hated skateboards.

Jim Carreyless sequels are stuff that should’ve never exist.

This kid is clearly giving it his all, so props to him for that, even if he wasn't the best actor.

HOLY SHIT! PENINGTON JR IS NEVIL FROM ICARLY! That brings back memories. The kid is more talented than I realized at playing snobbish kids that think they're superior to everyone around them.

I grew up on the originals, people should just show their kids those. Honestly the real Ace V movies were the tops cause they had humor adults would understand and get a kick out of but they also had physical comedy and zaniness that kids could adore. When I was five all the dirty jokes went way over my head and I just loved how wild the movies were.

This feels like one of those VHS sequels that no one ever watched.

Great to see JonTron flexing his acting muscles from an early age. He's really come a long way since this movie.

Hey Elvis. On the topic of skunks They're completely legal in most of the US You can buy from breeders They come deglanded so they cant spray. Truthfully They're like cats with arguably more attitude. They require a ridiculously healthy diet and are actually quite fond of people if they know they have no reason to be afraid. They can actually make good pets They can also come in black, brown, and lavender. Western US skunks can be spotted while eastern are striped.

A good kids movie is something you can watch when you are older and appreciate.

Fun fact: “Antidisestablishmentarianism”, the word in the spelling bee, is the opposition to breaking away from a church. I don’t know why they needed such a long word for it but hey, to each their own. EDIT: Might I also add that the judge justifies AVJr being a sudden defendant with “character is pertinent”. A few things; One, character is pertinent is apart of character evidence, which is a demonstration of said persons actions which essentially means the judge justified him being there by calling him an example of capability. Two, the correct term for a lawyer being added to a case is Pro hac vice meaning “for the occasion”.

I feel like the more angry Elvis gets at films he will oneday evolve into Gilbert Gottfried

The kid yelling "I'm invited!" was the best actor in the movie.

People need to realize that Einhorn in AV 1 wasn't trans. Finkle disguised himself as Einhorn as part of a ridiculously elaborate revenge plot. A man disguising himself as a different person for the sake of revenge is not the same as being trans.

It always amazes me how Movies like these get made. The amount of planning and work and money required and nobody ever has a moment of clarity about how terrible of an idea it is.

Imagine Austin Powers Jr. : The babysitter who stole my Legos.

This was one of those kids movies parents make their kids sit through to keep them busy. I would know, I'm one of those kids where my dad found anything animated or kid-oriented, put it on, and left me and my siblings alone to watch. For some reason, I never got it through my head that he was actually Ventura's kid. I thought Ventura was just like his never seen uncle with the mom being this sister and for some reason this kid really wanted to be like his uncle who was traveling the world as a pet detective. This was my thinking when I first watched this as a kid cause this kid COULDN'T have been Ventura's kid. Especially when he never married in this movies, always had flings, his family wasn't around, and didn't seem like the dude to have settled down? I had no reason for this thinking. I just knew what worked and what didn't so I hated this movie and what it tried to replicate. So much I used to assume this was just a spin off/kid copy I've seen kid oriented movies tried to do before knowing copy right laws were a thing and that it was the actual studio that attempted this cash grab

For the scene where all the people "puke" they arent puking. Its because at some point they all kissed Louise as she was trying to manipulate them all to get up the ranks. Hence why they all spat, scratched there tongues and teeth. They didnt "puke"

I wasn’t even sure if this show was real, I saw it for a second at someone’s house when I was younger. They said it was an ace Ventura movie and I had no clue if it really was.

You joke about the Truman show with the baby, but imagine Truman having a baby with his 'wife' after he already left the studio and the story is about whether or not to continue the show with the child

The Cable Guy's Daughter was a masterpiece....

I've never even heard of this movie and I feel like someone was trying to hide it from humanity but failed

Ace Venture isn’t Ace Ventura without Jim Carrey

Being classified as a league player is the worst fate there is

I absolutely love it when movies make the "black market" out to be something tangible like your local circle k or Walmart

I'm sorry you had to sit through this and watch this movie 😂

4:45 That was the best editing I’ve ever seen

For some reason I forgot this movie is 10 years old, so when Neville Papperman showed up I was shocked at how little he had aged

OhMyGOD the bad guy, Pennington Jr. (at 15:43) is Nevel from iCarly!

A near control eye tyrannosaurus skeleton would be worth more than 100 million dollars. It would probably be between the prices off “wow that’s a lot of zeros” and “priceless”. It would go for an ungodly amount of money.

How's this a movie ? *"An idle mind is a devil's workshop."*

"Three people wrote this movie." I'm beginning to think that that's less surprising than you might think. If anything, it explains it entirely.

24:46 better have called saul

As somebody who lives in a country with socialised medicine who had a baby 3 weeks ago, I can tell you that I was treated wonderfully and it didn't cost me a cent my entire pregnancy, from blood tests to ultrasounds to the epidural, everything was free. I have never understood the American aversion to universal health care. It's great.

Rango is a fire ass children's movie. The jokes they use, the artwork.. all of it

Jim Carrey is crying in his grave. Even though he is still alive.

Dude I'm laughing so hard :D, thank you for doing this for us

i am in tears right now...this review is hilarious

If he didn’t already say it, can we just talk about how the whole “oh no, mascot got stolen! we have to find him” thing was definitely stolen from the first Ace Ventura movie? And I’m not letting this horrible movie get a “It was inspired” pass.

“That’s a $100m fossil, why don’t they just take it?” *casually slides full T-Rex in pocket*

3:42 Questionable? Seems like a very appropriate reaction

Bro, I just subbed to your channel and omg I'm a fan for life. Your reviews are f*cking hilarious!! Chef's kiss! PLEASE continue with the amazing content!

Having a pet skunk is actually pretty normal in a lot of areas, we had one when I was a kid, you have a vet remove it’s “stink sack” so to speak. And they are actually very loving pets

As a Floridian myself, I am sorry that this movie was filmed in my home town of Orlando and I am equally ashamed that we allowed them to film at the Jurassic Park Discovery Center at Universal Studios...

"This is turning into Ventura's Bizarre Adventure." 😂🤣

This movie was mostly a creative desert, but using the phrase “Ventura Gene” to tell someone they have mental problems took me by surprise

Lol so this was all filmed in Florida. I was actually casted for an extra role for this film for one of the kids in the background. This is absolutely amazing because I never thought I’d hear about this movie ever again.

Lmao, that smile everytime Elvis says Nicholas Cage... Jr.

Oh woooow - when the T-Rex skeleton falls over. That’s some top quality prop work.

the zombie screaming sound gets me every single time

Ace Ventura is one of my fav thing ever, I'm not sure im strong enough to watch this

*As a Kid* you could watch the most terrible movie and sit through it cos you’re a dumb kid - - *BUT* even as a kid I remember sayin “This is Awful” and turning it off.

24:22 I'm glad to finally find out where Kenobi got its inspiration for the Leia chase scene

I wondered why my YT marked this vid as unseen bc I remember watching the son of the mask one - then I realized that these two are different movies 💀 let‘s gooo

Fat=funny A philosophy that had stood by us all since elementary school

Fun fact: The kid who played Ace Ventura Jr actually have a movie with Jim Carrey. He had a role in Horton Hears A Who.

THE PANDA - iv spit my tea right on the monitor LOL

I got an ad about "how eating eggs is not weird, I'M THE WEIRD ONE" 3 time while watching this video

"I'm one of the weird ones" he said as he had a life sized cardboard cut out of nicholas cage behind him.

People do actually have pet skunks, you can have their stink glands removed. Apparently they are pretty smart, can be taught to use litter boxes and such.

During the birthday invite video part, if you look closely the color of the jacket in the video is different from what the kid is wearing in the building. So he made them line up to see if they were on a list to get a pre recorded invite

That socialized medicine gag feels like some brit made a "free healthcare" joke at one of the writers and that was the writer trying to cope

No joke I was getting my gallbladder tested at a hospital for like, 2 hours, to make sure it didn't have stones or an infection of some kind (I ended up fine). And they had a little TV set to watch while they tested it. Long story short, after an awful 90's Lassie movie, the nurse goes, "What do you want to watch next? I got Ace Ventura", and I said "Heck yeah!" It ended up being this instead, I had to watch 30 minutes of it because I was too shy to tell her to put something else on. :(

I want to reshoot this movie, everything is exactly the same except instead of the kid, ace jr is played by Mike Tyson and the grandpa is played by Morgan Freemen.

Skunks can be really cute in rare cases, mostly rescues. If they can't be returned to the wild they usually get their spray glands removed.

i saw a ad about ace ventura jr when watching ace ventura lol

Skunks make great pets. Once the scent gland is removed they're basically weasel-cats.

“It took three people to write this movie” Yet it took only one to play the rich kid, security dude, and Nicholas Cage… Jr

There are actually states where you can own a pet skunk, their scent glands are removed and owners describe them as being “cute fluffballs”

Skunks actually make great pets. If you get them when they're a baby, take them to the vet and get the stinker removed, and then raise one as a pet. Perfectly legal.

"His name is Pennington Jr." No, it's not. His name is Neville, and he likes olive tapenade.

This just in: Josh Flitter, who plays AJ, was in Eternal Sunshine!! His role was "Young Bully".

You sir are hilarious. I laughed cheerfully.

What is most amazing is how much they spent on this.

Interesting fact, by the way, the kid who played Ace Jr (Josh Flitter) in the movie was actually in the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I haven't seen the movie in a long time but on his IMBD it says he plays "young bully". I believe that was one of his first roles

I could have gone my whole life without knowing about this movie, and that'd have been alright

tabby got nabbied rant killed me man lmao

I went to school with a kid who dressed up like Ace Ventura for Halloween but for some reason he kept the same hair style as Ace for the rest of the semester. Dude was also obsessed with Godzilla. Strange guy

And here I was thinking Nevil wasn’t in anything else besides ICarly.

I CANT BELIEVE THAT NEVEL FROM ICARLY IS IN THIS

22:41 "You know whats more than a random cat" I was instinctively expecting him to say "MY MOM"

Ace Ventura teaching Ace Ventura Jr about how to be a pet detective would be probably a better idea for a movie

Man I've never had an Omni-Man meme hit so perfectly, that was *chefs kiss*

Pet skunks are not that uncommon actually. There is a “domesticated” version that acts pretty much like a dog/ferret, and since they don’t live in the wild, it is safe to remove their stink glands so they cant spray anything.

You describing the diving scene made me spit coffee all over my $1200 new smartphone Worth it

My mom had a pet skunk and she said it was like a cat except for the 2 times she called out of school cause she got sprayed but apparently he was a good pet and got a little burial which is better than surviving coyotes in the wilderness. RIP Pepe

Suprised that nobody pointed out that Ace Ventura Jr looks like a kid version of JonTron

Pet skunks aren't unheard of, they just remove the scent glands surgically. Makes sense for the weird twins

You know there's an Ace Ventura Super Fan out there that has watched this movie multiple times. You know there is.

Should have used Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine saying PAAAIIIINNN lol

Everybody gangster until they're accused of sinking copious amounts of time into league of legends

Wait is Ace Ventura dead in this sequel?? That’s depressing.

The evolution picture is actually so sick

I had a friend with a pet skunk. He has his scent gland removed, but when he was scared he would do these little toots that barely stank.

The trope of everyone in a family being literally the same being is one I hate so much

This is a weird coincidence but I was a fat kid from 2 skinny parents and I had a pet skunk. Fatness is mostly lifestyle as opposed to genes and skunks aren't super uncommon as pets. The are easily litter trained and effectionate.

"And you know what....... You just made the list! "

I got super high and watched this video, im laughing so hard it hurts