I Think I Found The Weirdest Christmas Movie 

Hell

Alexander Knott she knows they went up to heaven but she’s asking what part of heaven they’re in 😂😂

She’s not good with locations. This is the same girl that wrote Timmy house as her address

Gachagirl0910 2028 superheaven

@Jade I don't mean to be annoying, but after having a team of professionals analyze the footage we have come to the conclusion that it was s different girl who wrote Timmy House.

SK why I want to like your comment and I did until I realised it would break the 69

And then some woman tells her to do it herself.

Me, I’m your

Sally Nguyen I am also your

Lmao like THATS what she Wants... Fuuuck the presents and toys, get this dude a fuckin girl..

Right? I thought that was hilarious! 😂

Well... He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Sooooooo... 😅

💀💀💀💀

it kinda sounds like he's saying "That's wonderful! ho ho ho ho ho!"

😂

But what sister calls her brother “sweetie”

​​@@RavenclawNimbusme when I want to be condescending infornt of my parents But honestly, why not just give him another sister? Like they could have made a plot point that she was upset she wasn't in the will, THEY COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH! awh anyways.

Dude I think you’re right lol

⁠​⁠@@RavenclawNimbus my guess is that the writer wanted an actual cheating arc originally but they write it out cus they were lazy

@@BassicallyKiyash my guess is that they thought that if there were two women and one guy in the family, the child would definitely go to the other woman since "thats what theyre for" lel

10 million dollars in Hollywood is poor people money. But this stills sucks lol

@@beapinol9157 is the carpet ok

😂😂

Thats absolutely correct me and the boys were in the office eating it

I laughed aloud omg hahahaha

Lmao

isnt that christmas eve

I didn’t think about that 😂😂😂

He’s home on Christmas. His deliveries happen on Christmas eve!

Okay hear me out… he spends his day home on Christmas. His morning is spent delivering presents…

To be fair, getting kissed would be a confidence boost.

​@@ZoobiethePopplioWhat if it was a evil kiss????

​@@Chilloutlilbroevil confidence....

This reads like a tumblr thread /pos

@@RikkiLove0317 thank u it was supposed to

"arent you raising an orphan" is an amazing line

Yeah, he's a great character actor - he kinda stole the movie

I immediately thought I know this guy. I'm pretty sure he is in Scary Movie.

@@The_RedVIII He's in Pretty Little Liars

@@The_RedVIII I watched Scary Movie for the first time a few weeks ago and I almost spat out my food when I saw the boss from Christmas Mail lmao

Pinny Skenis I didn’t even think of that lmfaoo

**Ding**

Pinny Skenis im pretty sure it also has rhythm guitars while the only guitarist plays a solo

If you ever watch Disney Channel Original Movie "Camp Rock", you'll notice there is a scene in which one Jonas brother, sitting very clearly alone on a dock, is able to summon the disembodied voices of his brothers to sing backup.

tru

Imp why are there no comments lol

There is

poo

Oop

PoP

can confirm, am 15

As a 21 year old I can confirm I am mummified

listen, i'm 23 and i'm freaked out all the time. it's a lot but we'll all get through it.

@@damiannova5207 Can confirm I now look like peeling wallpaper.

Bro had a whole crisis. (Me too im terrified)

wait when in the movie

Well tell us the details you silly billy

That’s incredible but I’m also extremely confused as to why this is in the original movie but not the dvd?? Why is there a directors cut of Christmas mail???

@@2knano992 at a pivotal scene that drew doesn’t talk abt at all (hence me thinking it wasn’t on the dvd for some reason) kristi is going to leave the post office and then the boss plays the “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” and she’s DEVASTATED bc matt doesn’t have feelings for her

@@allisonhowlett8342 I know I'm a bit late, but Drew does sometimes seem to forget things when watching movies. In his Titanic animated movie review, he forgot a particular detail that would have answered one of the questions he had. So I think sometimes things just slip his mind.

Art3mis ikr

The bit of the woman carnally biting the pastry sells it though

i actually chuckled at Matt’s reaction to that question. is that bad?

I want to like this comment, but it's already at 666. I couldn't live with myself thinking of the blasphemy. I'll pop by in a week to see if things change.

What made it even funnier was the little girl was at the door listening 😂😂😂

Rachel Lazenby 😫😆

@Jokes On You sweet home aLaBaMa

@Jokes On You ....what??

@Jokes On You **sweet home alabama plays in the distance**

lmfao

Me too! Head raise and everything

the drew gooden fan's "what the dog doin'?"

Oh hai doggy

Hahaha I do too and I forgot I got it from drew

ME TOO no one understands lol

Fr tho

you fool, clearly the best actor is the evil boss. he did this test on four different bags!

five* different bags @@hikarey7173 I love the way he says that lmao

@@hikarey7173isn’t he kinda famous he was in deck the halls and white vicks

sallys acting is good

Yea, I've noticed that, like she is too loud

zubaida nazzal Every movie every always got that 1 black woman like that literally 💀

@@typeme1957 but you rarely get that loud white girl, even if you have her, ohh poor thing, she always drink and a wreck (out of her way)

zubaida nazzal That’s not what my comment is about, but I know exactly what you mean. Like the bff from the ‘spy who dumped me’

They be like the stereotypical, "ah hell nah" " ah nah girl" "whatcha doin out here, run after yo man!" "ah ow ee" _finger up Like could you be less stereotypical lol..

😂😂😂

*sass intensifies*

The racism is tangible

@@kylelapoint4187 you mean palpable

@@mudasbeats ooo reference

Same. It’s not Christmas without watching this video

This shits important

This shit is a tradition dude

christmas tradition? i can't stop watching this video all through the year

@@wormofalltime dude same, I watch this video like once a week. I have it memorized

Fr, and not having her long hair tied back could also seriously backfire (':

Anyone notice the huge red mark that suddenly appeared on Drew’s neck at 16:19 and not a second before? 🤔😏

Yep

@Zarky Dunnun oH GOD WHY-

ting tang walla walla bing bang

Sounds like simlish

Electerz I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU

OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLAH WALLAH BING BANG

Top ten saddest lyrics of the decade

💀

she's like a fucking mandela catalogue alternate

@@HALFNUTCLARITY real

Just calling a kindergartener a freaky looking person in a really roundabout way

its cuz shes a ginger

​@@kkrz0that's foul💀

Zac Snowbank that line is soooo weird and she repeated that line a lot 💀

Pee Bay allbama 100

420 likes bruther

Zac Snowbank 😂

For some reason I'd think she was pregnant

Probably didn't do a tooon of takes for that scene, or any scene, in the movie.

Very optimistic of you to think they did any retakes

I wanna like but it's at 420!!

That Trash Can someone else has committed the mortal sin. Come home, my friend. Come home.......

@@salmaantoniaalfaqeeh 😭

People in the comments trying to queer this movie so hard... And I am here for it. I would absolutely watch it if Matt ended up with his boss and elf lady ended up with band manager lady.

@@janeeyre1990 IMO, a relationship between Matt and his boss would be kinda toxic ngl.

y e s👌

That would be more interesting then what this movie has at least

Honestly, I’m here for that

like make it make sense lil dude

@@beccacatherine1143 exactly lmao

Lmao

Timmy house

Oh my god you are right lmao

fr

My mom: *casually get addicted to caffeine*

No joke, I reread this like times lmao

I don't like coffee bit even I normally just say- "I don't really like coffee, but sure, maybe a place where I can get tea and you can get coffee?" Like- that's a reasonable response... At least I think so

I know that coffee can be a euphemism for sex, but that reaction was just next level

@@welshieranger4697 isn't tea equally colonial?

WCLSMKNJ

lol

He's so funny in this movie

IKR

He’s too stupid

Because he is gay for the main character and saw their chemistry

that's the kinda top notch busninessing you get when you hire Andy from the Office

He doesn't want to deal with this same shit next year. If the Xmas letters are a success this year, then they're gonna keep doing it. Pretty soon it's gonna be letters to the Easter Bunny and toothfairy. We can't have this shit.

i’m jewish and i read this and BURST OUT LAUGHING

@@bekah13 Same😂

The weirdest part is that he should totally get fired for being a fucking psycho sending one of his employees to spy on another one because he thinks there's a conspiracy against him... But instead he gets fired for dampening the Christmas spirit.

@@MSpacer is that even an offense lol 😂

I didn't even think about that BUT YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD POINT

*deep fried* 💀

The Birdemic filter.

not just that, like half the scenes look like there in front of a green screen and the other half were shot in the bedroom department of a Macy’s megastore with a few using the backdrop of the family portrait studio

YES! THANK YOU OML

I thought it was some 1990s movie or something but it was made in *2010??????????*

Well that would make for a VERY different movie

lol! Are we disgusting for this being our takeaway?

Thanos?

Downvote because fuck you. like please don’t

@@thisisme4074 dislike because not on Reddit. Like please don’t.

yeah same

coke of cola I swear the script for that poor women was probably just like "sassy black woman: *black people noises*"

yes like black people are forced to act like literal sass memes with exaggerated accents in every movie it’s annoying lmao we’re actually normal people guys with normal attitudes. the letter scene was so extra 😭.

@@welit3807 exactly 😭

“Alright sweetie, you’re the other leads best friend and we need you to give your character some... Spice.”

Ugh yeah it's so annoying.

I honestly thought that part was the only intentionally funny thing in the movie

8:30

Honestly that boss is such an icon who lives to slay another day

I thought this film was actually kinda funny

i’ve started saying that to my mom regularly as a joke 😭 (important context: i’m an orphan as in, my bio parents gave me up so i was in a literal orphanage for a while. i was adopted by my adoptive mom, but i still make orphan jokes about myself.)

I work at UPS and I've started telling my coworkers "there's no slacking at the United Postal Service!" when we're just standing around

14:15

18:36

Wait that's illegal!

He flies an airplane through the sea and a submarine through the air.

Holy shit that’s what they reminded me of-

THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOSH DUDE

OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT

It’s spelled foetoes

🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀

Why is there a comma there?

Yeah can't count how many times my mum did that to me growing up

@@smilesxo06 same. My mom would say that constantly, but the food will only be ready to eat in 30 minutes

I've come to realize its because if she yells "come help set the table/make dinner" no one will show up. But everyone shows up real fast for food lol

then tell you to get out of their way lol

Kira C rebelution

Silvia DeMarco What do you mean? You don’t want some nice, cold, raw water for dinner?

My mom does that because she knows it will take me time to come downstairs. Maybe that's why?

i got it to 420 likes :)

Someone: Dinner ready! Same person: so what's for dinner?

@@disastrousrat8185 some misswater Because I miss it

It's up there with Tommy Wiseau's "here you go keep the change hi doggie"

YES. THIS. THANK YOU.

Um. Clearly she means the president... I guess?

Sort of. The USPS is a little weird, especially since it was reorganized in the 1970s. It is now “a corporation-like independent agency”.

NoogahOogah yeah but you can see that they work for the Federal postal service.

Not entirely sure that that isn't the case.

rejected hallmark shots

*unusable

LMAAAAOOO😂

Brooo yes. Lmao

Woah fancy seeing you here, I’ve rewatched your Mrs Santa Claus video like 15 times since you released it

Did you play Darkseed with PeanutButterGamer like 10 years ago??

i know once i watched this i had to make sure my partner did too so they'd catch all my references

I’m interested how is it a felony?

@@officialmorbiusaccount9993 it's a federal crime to open someone else's mail

Oh thanks

It’s her dad’s mail though

@@samvsmedia8680 yeah but no one in the movie knows that

Main character is discount Tori Belachi

the side-kick classic black woman is Walmart wendy Williams

@@thine. 😭😂

exactlyy, but I swear I know the boss, who is itt

@@molly1802 he was in one of the scary movie films

hmm but could it 🤨

I never even noticed, that's hilarious lmfao

I thought it was “Does this ever happen to you?” the first time I watched the movie

TRUE. That and finding a trained bird

And the fire soundtrack

And hiring the cop from the white chicks to play the boss

They had to pay the driving stunt double (who clearly looks like that lady) a couple thousands, too

@@vaneten6085 He also was their personal trainer friend in Night at the Roxbury.

my mom calls hallmark an abomination to nature born on the tellie. I might show her this for an early Christmas present, to prove shes not alone.

My mom loves hallmark too I’m more of a Lifetime person

bruh he's fast on the heart

My mum watches those hallmark movies all time:) how can you watch those ?? they are so cheaply made and they all have the same script, i just -

Jacopotato my mom loves hallmark

It's very annoying honestly

The best part is that they never do lol

Morgan Freeman voiceover: "They did not, in fact, fix it in post".

Even better, because they're in a post office.

@@gaycoffeeaddict holy shit--

We'll just fix it in Post Office.

Ahhhh I can't unsee it now

Where

@@zeynepavsar7533 5:03 to 5:06

@@10lauren46 thank you so much

I think that’s where the budget of the movie went

lol

Exactly-

They took the "stereotypical black friend" from Hallmark movie and dialed it to a 100!!!!!

Some people just wear glasses as a stylistic choice

@@lollie7141 nobody with a brain

It’s more like, “Dear Weird Girl, my daughter (me) is single and ready to mingle.” Edit: Nevermind, I forgor💀 the plot.

FBI wait

When you realise that Emily thought she was writing that to Santa, and that Kristi is Santa's daughter, things start to get.. weird

😳

AYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nah she's just dumb

Wait i messed up

Kris Rimpson relatable

Maybe she was just trying to think of a tuff question

I think she meant after they died, I know that means she stopped believing they went to heaven but; oh well.

As someone who watched the full movie it actually DOES briefly come up again right before the whole chase-after-her sequence lol.

like in animal crossing when you forget to return a lost item and it shows up in your inventory the next day called “what was this again?”

@@haileydegroff9457 what happens :O!

Lmfao

@@haileydegroff9457 I thought I was going crazy because I also watched the whole movie at some point and could have sworn I remembered that being a whole thing lmao And the fact that Drew watched it a dozen times means he wouldn't have just missed that part sooo I feel lied to. But yeah the boss villain plays the recording and Kristi is like >:0 ..right?

Wait where? What was the context and what happened?

Dude tell us more!

@@cheaptrick9226 i can't remember exactly but the boss plays it to her and that's why she leaves I'm pretty sure. I didn't watch it this year so I may be wrong :(

@@cheaptrick9226 Matt says I love you to Kristi and the boss plays the recording and she runs away

Lewis Edwards yeah yeah so so speed it up

@@masonfleming6765 you forgot a "yeah"

Unions

Tomatoes

@@kjronning1 thought you said onions

@@hamluk_ Same💀

Inheritance

Ong 😭

fr

I’m still waiting for the day I can find a florist that has a dog in their store. So I can finally say - “Hi doggie!” Then I’ll be their favorite customer.

Hi doggie!

Oh hi mark

You mean Danny?

Where is this florist with the dog at ?

Because they think it equals comedy.

@@mega_bird700 facts 🐤

Because they can totally make “racial representation” that’s totally accurate and definitely not stereotypical, and it absolutely is not bad or anything like that, pfft,

“”WOOOOOOOOOO, SANTA BABY!💅🏿 👩🏾‍🦱💋”

@@ihearthiguchiichiyo there can be diversity without having to make her a sassy stereotype

Whats CW

Whats CW

Omg I knew there was something off about that

Also probably AJ Buckley and Lochlyn Munro’s salaries

I assume it’s the weird ass filter they put on all their movies

That's how I feel when I'm walking around in real life. Like everyday. Idk what I'm doing with my life. Help. Please

Pumpkin Pie Gacha Videos sounds like derealization b, it’s okay you can treat it

Wow that’s so accurate

i audibly laughed at this lmao

This made me giggle

bruhhh

That's so true

aw i find it sweet you credited your husband for pointing this out haha

for real.

yeah she's just a "sassy" black woman and her whole character is extremely stereotypical lol

It also feels like they've never met any person before

Yea, I mean, she's not even in jail!

Tbh most of the interactions in this movie make me think the writer’s never met *anyone* before

Sassy *black woman, to be more precise.

@@thatoneguy1158 Actually no, my point kinda was that in these things they usually don't state a specific ethnicity. Sassy black woman would sound too much like a demeaning stereotype, even though it's clearly what they're looking for.

Every good movie needs a sassy black woman

Louella.y they were probably like “let’s not say black woman, but then totally cast a black woman so we don’t look racist.”

@@nootnewt9323 LOl, then look more racist for portraying the worst black woman (and sometimes man) stereotype.

Yesss, and never fails to make me laugh😂

constantly

This is yes. 👌

I mean you used to give people a kiss on the cheek sometimes, as an expression of endearment. Before the internet happened, anyway. Nowadays you go to give a child a hi-five and people are like "GROOMING. Someone stop that man- Timmy, get away from that creep!"

I am not Sean Lock It’s pretty obvious what she was asking Santa for, come on man

I am not Sean Lock you’re suspiciously defensive about this joke

@@swine13 , in my experience, it's less of an internet thing and more of a being raised by a survivor thing. [CW: child sexual abuse] My mom grew up being sexually abused at a time when the prevailing attitude was to leave families to themselves and not look behind closed doors. So growing up as a kid in the 90s, before we had a home computer or internet, she would tell me stuff like, "Don't get into an elevator alone with a man you don't know, but, if you can't avoid it, position yourself in front of the buttons so you can call for help if you need to." She also used Ted Bundy as a cautionary tale, although I didn't know it at the time. I just remember her telling me a story about a man who pretended his arm was broken so he could ask young women for help, because he knew good people liked to be helpful. But he was only using it as a trick to get them close enough to hurt them. I think you only need to look at the #MeToo movement to see that it might not be people freaking out and thinking there's more sexual abuse than there is, but actually people acknowledging that sexual abuse, of minors and other people groups, is a massive problem and it is SMART to take steps to prevent it.

@@swine13 yes, it's true people can over react, but they have a right to. there are a lot of dangerous people out there these days, and it's not a crime to be cautious. you seemed to take this comment suspiciously personally.