"Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

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Achmed gives us an "interesting" rendition of the Christmas classic, Jingle Bells, in this clip from my 2008 special "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special." Enjoy!
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@sheldondean7949 Год назад

I love how guitar guy tries so hard to keep a straight face and Jeff keeps trying to get him to laugh and break character

@vickiebohy7609 9 месяцев назад

Yes; too funny!

@Judith-f4s Месяц назад

Exactly....

@KenzieRayKeene-Baxendale Месяц назад

It's comedy

@rangopistacho6928 5 лет назад

The fact as soon as he plays Arabian music his eyebrows go mad and slowly tilts his head with a angry expression is so hillarious it's like it's actually Alive

@ggananth 3 года назад

It's Irish nusic

@GodOfGreed 3 года назад

@@ggananth no it's a southern melody

@profile2047 3 года назад

Indian Sitar. Jeff Dunham fans for you.

@MattcraftMSTR 3 года назад

@@GodOfGreed dude it’s literally Irish music what are you on?

@MattcraftMSTR 3 года назад

@T-Jay Westall no no it’s Irish music didn’t you listen to Achmed?

@Darius_03 6 лет назад

I feel like Jeff is always playing a game of “lets see how long it takes me to make guitar guy laugh”

@stevehaller6332 5 лет назад

I do not see how Jeff Dunham keeps from cracking up on stage himself I would be laughing just triing the material

@faithamandajoshuarussell7622 5 лет назад

DaricDark true but it really doesn't take long for him to start laughing

@andrewamende3338 5 лет назад

@@stevehaller6332 trying*

@Brandon2940 5 лет назад

The whole bot that lead up to 'poliosis' was gold 😂

@derekstronf1837 5 лет назад

That takes talent. And being able to keep a straight face

@disturbedpyro4511 4 года назад

I usually hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes. But watching Jeff try and keep a straight face is priceless!

@disturbedpyro4511 4 года назад

@Steven Pacella-Gordon that's why it's an opinion. No need for name calling either. By the way it's just Stupidest. Most stupidest is just bad grammar. I feel comedians who laugh at their own jokes usually aren't that funny and use it to make the audience laugh at a joke that didn't land. This is an exception because Jeff is laughing because of how much fun the audience is having.

@christianparrish6647 4 года назад

Ikr

@nathanvanek6479 4 года назад

Disturbed Pyro, by the way, it’s their not there.

@disturbedpyro4511 4 года назад

@@nathanvanek6479 it figures, the one time i don't use proper grammar, is the time I'm correcting someone on their's!😂😂

@disturbedpyro4511 4 года назад

@Steven Pacella-Gordon oh wow! What a comeback! I don't think I'll ever recover from that! Moron!

@sparky666harrington7 5 лет назад

I forget that they are puppets and it’s Jeff Dunham doing all the talking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gilleyestes7117 5 лет назад

That is what makes him so good at what he does...when the puppets seem alive and not puppets, it is a great show. I've seen him live three times and am seeing him this summer in Dallas where he's filming his next special. So excited!

@clanso7887 5 лет назад

Hell yeah^^

@larrykerrigan5623 5 лет назад

that's because he's so dam good

@EricFletcher2005 5 лет назад

GOSH I WONDER WHY? LOOK AT MY GIANT EARS! ;-;

@alaskanspartan89 5 лет назад

And singing

@thecycleofstars 6 лет назад

"SILENCE, I'M NOT FINISHED,.. AND THIS IS A SAD SONG!"

@virgilsanders8912 4 года назад

I read this at that part

@7DeadlySins13 3 года назад

Dashing through the corn maze, with a big butcher knife. Going to Haddonfield to kill Laurie Strode. Oh wait wrong song I was singing Michael Myers’ Jingle Bells

@katrinawest5182 Год назад

"You racist bastard!"🤣🤣🤣 "I hate Irish music."🤣🤣🤣

@RedRobin6543 7 месяцев назад

0:27

@graveyardscarlettanis13 6 месяцев назад

Bait and switch?

@flippy101mph9 4 месяца назад

I remember when I was like 8 or so and I heard him say the for the first time I COULDN'T BREATH!!!!! Same with bubba j going ho Ho HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

@ultimatesonic233 4 года назад

Can we just appreciate that Jeff can sing?!?

@JokerFan-hj4iv 4 года назад

Jonathan Sanchez without moving his lips too.

@Love4Peeps 4 года назад

heheheh 69 likes EDIT : Not Anymore

@dantethespoon1087 4 года назад

@Justin Pullin what?

@Bird_God_ 4 года назад

Beth Mowforth I think he’s saying everyone else who can do it too

@caseynichols2863 4 года назад

How the heck can he do that he's good

@cherrypup1788 5 лет назад

I had the Jingle Bombs song as a ringtone and it went off in class and everyone just stared......

@cherrypup1788 5 лет назад

It was so embarrassing, luckily no one else in the class knew what is was about so I was mostly safe

@Khalid.ab41 5 лет назад

Bring out the bombs

@masonskaggs7775 5 лет назад

@@cherrypup1788 did u get in trouble

@cherrypup1788 5 лет назад

Mason Skaggs not really, everyone just stared at me and I turned it off and that was that

@masonskaggs7775 5 лет назад

@@cherrypup1788 huh

@guyontheinternet5815 4 года назад

"Dashing Through The Sand, With a Bomb Strapped to my Back, I Have a Nasty Plan for Christmas is Iraq. I Got Through Checkpoint A, But Not Through Checkpoint B, And Thats When I Got Shot in The Ass by the U.S Military OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Mine Blew Up, You See, Where Are All The Virgins That Bin Laden Promised Me OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Your Soldier Shot me Dead, The Only Thing I Have Left is This Towel Upon My Head. I Used to be a Man But Everytime I Cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My Nuts Keep Falling Off. My Bombing Days Are Done, I Need to Find Some Work Perhaps it Would be Much Safer as a Convenience Store Night Clerk OH Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs I Think That I Got Screwed Don't Laugh at Me Because I'm Dead or I Kiiil Yooooooooooou!" -Achmed 2015

@lahlybird895 4 года назад

Christmas in Irac.

@wilfredpadilla6223 4 года назад

Oldies

@shadowbolthaseo1861 4 года назад

Nice

@blueberryboy4313 4 года назад

Stop looking you perverts! 😂

@1800MiserableThot 4 года назад

@@blueberryboy4313 its magically delious😂

@thespian3937 4 года назад

Guitar guy: *Dies Laughing* Achmed: I swear I didn't do it

@asmith4926 4 года назад

I hate Irish music! Do I look like a leprechaun! Anyone in 2020

@lunkrhino4029 4 года назад

You racist bastard

@abithefallenhuman921 4 года назад

Me, Irish: Call me when you find one!

@lightsaberlordp373 4 года назад

@@lunkrhino4029 Yep

@xachariahtaylor4803 4 года назад

I'm Scottish but I can relate

@gizmoanimatez4918 4 года назад

@@abithefallenhuman921 OMG IM IRISH TOO AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARF

@rainbowpegacornstudios 5 лет назад

Achmed: I....used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. (Jeff and Guitar guy look) Achmed: Stop looking, you perverts!! X'DDDD

@nightfuryartmaker3329 5 лет назад

Youuu can loook, bu-donk-donk chiiick

@jessicasullivan8278 5 лет назад

This is my favourite part

@archmike1350 5 лет назад

@LindaKey 5 лет назад

That has got to be the best part of his song!

@landoreeno3021 5 лет назад

@@LindaKey the bu donk a dunk chick or uncle sam

@southparkboyproductions6040 5 лет назад

I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That’s when I got shot in the butt by the U.S. military!

@danny90099 5 лет назад

CS go in nutshell

@ryanharris7891 5 лет назад

@@danny90099 Lmao so true

@Tazman55x 5 лет назад

*ass

@starhunter2770 5 лет назад

TrollsandBFDIFanatic 2004 SILENCE!! I’m not finished!

@marcusblackwell2372 5 лет назад

@@starhunter2770 "And this is a sad song!"

@Vi0letR0gue 4 года назад

I sang this whole song in class once, accent and all The teacher wasnt impressed but the class was

@mattgerrish908 4 года назад

OMG you are a true American Hero!

@Vi0letR0gue 4 года назад

@@mattgerrish908 well I'm british but I'll take it 😄✌

@tomstaton1271 3 года назад

I got through checkpoint a but not through checkpoint b thats when I got shot in the ass by us millatary

@michaelzainey5781 3 года назад

Your teacher has no sense of humor apparently.

@tylersmith3313 3 года назад

did you get in trouble for it by your teacher

@anne902 3 года назад

Even though this was 6 years ago, it’s still so funny 😂 The guitarist is phenomenal!!!!

@mattgerrish908 3 года назад

This special actually was filmed *13* years ago

@tadhowe2170 2 года назад

Well it’s Papa Gates Synyster Gates dad

@thebeststoryteller5874 2 года назад

I know I miss guitar guy so much

@GK2o 2 года назад

it was from 2008

@leehanson1416 2 года назад

@@tadhowe2170 Brian Haner.

@adsterisk_8582 6 лет назад

New tradition: play jingle bombs every christmas

@mushroomlover479 4 года назад

Thats why im here lol

@Blue-jl1yq 4 года назад

My family go through all his Christmas stuff every year 😂😂

@Alcor-wf8gc 4 года назад

Under the mistlefoe!

@janaker9709 4 года назад

Uncontainered

@BaconWrappedCupcake 8 лет назад

I feel like Jeff always plays a game of "Let's see how long it takes me to make Guitar Guy laugh." ♥♥

@sopcannon 8 лет назад

I have watched him live and thats pretty much the game they play

@michelleomara3928 8 лет назад

BaconWrappedCupcake yeah

@paulseltzer2421 7 лет назад

Yeah that's just what he does

@TraceyDBaker 7 лет назад

BaconWrappedCupcake. Watch this on the DVD for the full version and he says just that....clips on good, but don't come close to the full show from the night or on DVD....

@charleymccarthy4114 7 лет назад

He was funnier when he had Guitar Guy with him.

@millideevans7202 8 лет назад

That poor guitar guy, he trying so hard to keep a straight face

@Biohybr1d 8 лет назад

+Millide Evans That's Brian Haner the father of Avenged Sevenfold's Syn Gates

@kimleejames9665 7 лет назад

I know right.....

@dusthue 6 лет назад

Millide Evans straight face 😐😂 yeah right

@michaelgandia6612 5 лет назад

@francesannetrotter8438 3 года назад

My boyfriend is irish so the joke about achmed having an Irish winer kills me with laughter

@frederikbregasi55 3 года назад

I'm actually a girl and my Boyfriend is Irish too this cracks me the heck up too!!!! 😹😹😂😂!!!!

@cappuccinosnephew1382 3 года назад

RIP your boyfriend

@Zincver 3 года назад

@@frederikbregasi55 so that was a fucking lie

@Savage_Gamer777 2 года назад

😂

@AzureMoebius22 2 года назад

I'm half Irish so I have an excuse to make that joke. If I ever find a girlfriend...

@-CS101- 8 лет назад

"YOU RACIST BASTARD" XD

@ethanmotherfucking-bonzain2848 7 лет назад

im fucking irish...

@ethanmotherfucking-bonzain2848 7 лет назад

lol

@twentyneskullz9480 7 лет назад

The Minecraft Bro im sorry you get offended its just comedey though I'm Mexican but I don't get offended by Jose jalapeño he's like my favorite one

@joshmcintyre5304 7 лет назад

Irish Christmas song

@TRtherocknroller 6 лет назад

Gets me every time

@matthewprovince9778 5 лет назад

"Oh, there's a blue moon. Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors."

@EricFletcher2005 5 лет назад

ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

@LindaKey 5 лет назад

@@EricFletcher2005 That is waaaaaayyyyyy to funny! I never laughed so hard at this!

@crazyman7671 4 года назад

I wish they still had the whole segment where Achmed talks about poliosis and has Brian "Guitar Guy" Haener in tears from laughing so hard.

@summerselman9581 Год назад

Ik this was 2yrs ago but the whole thing is on Tubi it's free

@azgypsy Год назад

That was a classic & my all time favorite!

@randalhachami4115 4 года назад

As an Iraqi muslim, THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 👌🏽

@joshuabrooks4907 4 года назад

It's good to know that you have a sense of humor. I hope you have a great holiday, sir.

@owo748 4 года назад

Nice

@waterheaterservices 4 года назад

@Sheikh Every prophesy of the coming of Yeshua Messiah was fulfilled.

@CajunFyre92 4 года назад

Rand Alhachami I’m glad you weren’t offended. I get a laugh every time I hear it. Ramadan Kareem to you

@GabrielleTollerson 4 года назад

glad to know you also like it 😄

@briansanders8122 7 лет назад

That moment you realize Achmed is a guard in Skyrim. "I used to be a terrorist, then I took a bullet to the ass."

@moogaming1065 7 лет назад

Brian Sanders OMG

@jordanbick3220 7 лет назад

Brian Sanders actually that reminded me of Forest Gump in Vietnam

@cmyers9883 6 лет назад

No He's A Diamond City Security Gaurd From Fallout 4 "Yeah It's True, Got Shot In The Ass Last Year, Long Story"

@dianamccutcheon9995 Год назад

I played this for my mom and she couldn't stop laughing, so when you know it's really funny when your mom can't stop laughing! And I laugh every time I play it!

@Krissada1000 Год назад

I played this to Mormon misionaries. First they did not want to watch, then could not stop laughing.

@melissawilliams496 4 года назад

I love Brian Haner's reaction when he got done playing and and Achmed said , ' You racist bastard'. His reaction was priceless.

@nbuehster 4 года назад

If Brian read your comment, he'd probably say "I'd like you to call me "Guitar Guy", if you don't mind!".

@NoahGray-my8sb Год назад

TRUE

@jessecamiller3845 4 года назад

I love Jeff’s facial expressions he somehow manages to look surprised so often it never fails to make me laugh

@stevenhosea4849 3 года назад

Happens. Happens. Very. Very. Hi. Yes. Goodness. Goodness

@HeroOfHeros Год назад

@@stevenhosea4849 2:29

@cunningsmile4166 Год назад

I think he's close to d.i.d.

@redangrybird7564 4 года назад

To my humble taste, Achmed is the greatest character of Jeff Dunham.

@GoldRangerFanGirl35 4 года назад

I totally agree with that 100%

@solidalexwolf 4 года назад

All his characters are phenomenal and outstanding, but Achmed just took the cake and made us fall in love with him

@lightsaberlordp373 4 года назад

@@GoldRangerFanGirl35 Definitely agree I love him and Dunham himself

@lifestreampatrolll4474 4 года назад

Peanut is the second best

@gizmoanimatez4918 4 года назад

Him and peanuts close behind

@nonojawabira1599 8 лет назад

I'm Muslim but I don't give an F, I like it because it is hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂👌👍💀

@jacksontutt3439 8 лет назад

more muslims should be like you. good job taking a joke.

@gijohn5500 8 лет назад

Jackson Tutt more people in general. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore.

@fluffyRabbit01 8 лет назад

Nono Jawabira same

@fluffyRabbit01 8 лет назад

Jackson Tutt kinda agree with you. but not really. cuz some people just are not like that

@rinazk6374 8 лет назад

I'm a Muslim as well and i love Achmed.

@subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад

Jeff: that wasn't even close Achmed: **sarcasticly says** Oh I wonder why? Look at my giant ears **Angry look**" 😂😂😂

@benvernooy3325 6 лет назад

Cat Hot

@muirghealmurray9340 6 лет назад

Every look of his is *angry*

@kaylaf2646 6 лет назад

Subject Delta 😂😂😂😂

@AW_2007 2 года назад

I know right 😂😂😂

@fredystheawesomeshow8301 Год назад

Is 2022 and this is still funny shit 😂

@AllyBubblesSpriggs Год назад

YES!!!! BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS!!!! 🎄🎁🎅

@hananahbananana8839 Год назад

I know right!! 😂😂

@YaBoyDead_ Год назад

watched with my dad

@starwarzfan71 Год назад

I watch it at least once every december

@Glitchtrap_Gaming Год назад

2023 now

@justwatch3833 8 лет назад

Jeff dunham you are the best I love your show I'm Muslim and all of my family watching you..... You are the legendary We love you

@atariq20 8 лет назад

same

@aatube1232 8 лет назад

Plus achmed is not even Muslim, Jeff said it

@justwatch3833 8 лет назад

+AA Tube I know that .......?

@nithinthomas5295 8 лет назад

Of course, he'd say that. Getting blown up by a muslim *cough*, I meant a "retarded person", isn't in his bucket list

@angelphantomgamer260 8 лет назад

yo this guy is ofesive I'm irish

@pratdesigns Год назад

I can never listen to Jingle Bells the same way again! I kinda watch this every Christmas now!

@shaokhan310 Год назад

You mean jingle bombs?

@BarberShave19 5 лет назад

"You racist bastard!" Super funny when he says that.

@cenawolf9219 5 лет назад

Yeah it was funny when achmed said that

@crimsonmaelstrom573 Год назад

When Achmed said his nuts keep falling off and Jeff and Guitar Guy were just like “wait…what?” Priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheSuburban15 9 лет назад

Even funnier when "guitar guy" can't keep a straight face.

@kaylynowens2981 9 лет назад

I love it when Jeff looks over at him and starts laughing.

@williamskaggs918 9 лет назад

Kaylyn Owens

@pograndom 9 лет назад

funny

@beccag420 9 лет назад

@pizzapep4529 9 лет назад

jeff has to catch him self to from laughing

@braedenreese5080 3 года назад

4:05 “It’s magically delicious!” I lost it! 😂

@natashastewart3902 6 месяцев назад

Too Funny 🤣

@TheSemiBilingualMinun 5 месяцев назад

Yeah, I couldn't talk or even breathe without laughing for about the next 5 minutes after that. 🤣🤣🤣

@jamiewillis8988 5 лет назад

In case those of you who don't know, the guy playing guitar in this video is Brian Elwin Haner Sr aka Papa Gates who is the father of Avenged Sevenfold's lead guitarist Brian Elwin Haner Jr aka Synyster Gates

@kevinthompkins9223 5 лет назад

I knew it!

@angelplayzz9872 4 года назад

I knew it was him

@immanueleng7994 4 года назад

Knew it hahaha was waiting for this comment

@samoyedpups4673 4 года назад

Huh?

@Brandon2940 3 года назад

I feel so bad that all these years I never knew that!

@kyleknight8267 Год назад

This is the part where Jeff makes up random crap to make guitar guy laugh

@LchanOtakudom 8 лет назад

He's looking for his Lucky Charms. They're over there, over there and up there.

@sterlingsilver3660 8 лет назад

@nicolerobertson2654 8 лет назад

Laura B OMG!!! 😂😂😂

@crazyworm4419 7 лет назад

XDDDDDD

@jakobvonwolzogen2446 7 лет назад

Laura B and way over there staining the wall

@teresapack345 6 лет назад

Laura B 😀😀😀😀😀😀🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

@crudemonkey146 7 лет назад

I'm Irish and even I found that extremely funny

@Mattkltd10 6 лет назад

Crude monkey 14 same even I laughed at its magically delicious and aigh minora

@mizmysterious7311 5 лет назад

Can third on that one

@cappuccinosnephew1382 3 года назад

RIP "I have an Irish Weiner"

@sweetjoey2 Год назад

ok jeff you know how funny you truly are when you try not to laugh while doing the jokes yourself

@AllyBubblesSpriggs Год назад

He can't keep a straight face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ryans.distelhorst3559 4 года назад

As Christmas comes back, this Christmas classic must be heard once again!

@mushroomlover479 4 года назад

Yes!

@harl3y-jay 4 года назад

Yes

@davidzimmerman9633 4 года назад

I DON'T LIKE IRISH 🐩👿👿👨‍🚀🥥🥑⚽️🎟🎁🎊🥈🥈🥉🥉🎁🥉

@davidzimmerman9633 4 года назад

@@mushroomlover479 family +I is an important 8th 2AM fuwuyu ytrrty7t72y46 and 🎟🎟🎁🎟👿🐆🐫🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🐅🐺🐵🐺🐯

@itoteuziss 5 лет назад

The only artist that Eminem can’t destroy

@kathrynnpetersen8876 3 года назад

He can not destroy him because he is a puppet

@misfitgaming2935 3 года назад

Literally

@Zincver 3 года назад

@@kathrynnpetersen8876 you can destroy puppets tho

@kathrynnpetersen8876 3 года назад

Sorry my bad

@Nova-qi7cq 5 лет назад

Who is still watching this in 2019😂

@kidscorrigan436 5 лет назад

@Nova-qi7cq 5 лет назад

@@kidscorrigan436 Do you like Jeff Dunham.

@Nova-qi7cq 5 лет назад

Hey i subscribed to your videos.☺

@kidscorrigan436 5 лет назад

@@Nova-qi7cq thanks buddy

@Nova-qi7cq 5 лет назад

@@kidscorrigan436 No problem.

@diivasue 6 лет назад

"STOP looking you perverts" omg im dead

@nbuehster 5 лет назад

Sorry Achmed, but I just had to look.

@markcampos4862 5 лет назад

Like him

@analiar3665 5 лет назад

Hun U LIMELIGHT TOO OMG I LOVE WDW TOO AHHHH IM FREAKIN OUT BRO

@stormycouper4346 2 года назад

I play this song every Christmas lol it’s like a holiday tradition 😂😂

@Whitpusmc 6 лет назад

Saw these two in person and I’ve never laughed so hard..... he was actually working up this skit and gave us an encore with some of this and guitar guy hadn’t heard some of the jokes and his reaction was even funnier than the jokes.

@someguynamedbreadsheeran540 4 года назад

I come back for his Iraq Christmas every December

@DubberRucks 4 года назад

Awesome, this is the first time I've seen this. Might have to make it part of *my* Christmas tradition lol

@skeletor_4780 4 года назад

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@andy2373 6 лет назад

3:58 'I Have An Irish Weiner, It's Magically Delicious' Lmao...

@redeemedfollower2851 5 лет назад

Sergeant Howard 😂😂😂😂 I never eat Lucky Charms again

@steampunkfnafhead_gameralo7414 5 лет назад

that killed me! XD

@yuliestieber535 5 лет назад

Very funny

@christopher1y17 5 лет назад

i dont get it

@robbiedixon8720 5 лет назад

i could not stop laughing when he said that

@UndoEverything 4 года назад

"Achmed" is most famous character by Jeff.

@howlandboyshavingfun745 3 года назад

No that’s peanut

@cavscout7366 3 года назад

I remember when he came to Richmond Virginia and was doing his testing out of the 'new' character he had on stage. It was Achmed. Being prior military, I was laughing the entire skit.

@F5_cena 3 года назад

@@howlandboyshavingfun745 that's the worse

@Overlord0011 8 лет назад

Oh, I wish they'd bring Guitar Guy back for a routine.

@lolfungreg6964 8 лет назад

Achmed made him tone-deaf

@TheSteamLord 8 лет назад

He did do the theme for Controlled Chaos.

@jukebox_draws 8 лет назад

Yeeeeeeeesssssss

@oliivagroft5975 8 лет назад

Yea that would be really cool and awesome

@dannygorman3456 8 лет назад

the guitar guys is synaster gates dad

@tannerhudgins217 5 лет назад

This is a great Christmas song laughing my but off

@gasmonkey9600 5 лет назад

Funny as hell

@tannerhudgins217 5 лет назад

Trent Davis I agree

@tannerhudgins217 3 года назад

@GearsofPizza83 I agree 😂

@HVoltage152 8 лет назад

"I know you think you're so cool, guitar guy, but believe me, in Guitar Hero? I KICK your ASS!" *Crazy shredding solo* "... Okay maybe in Halo."

@a.nonnymouse7655 6 лет назад

when did that happen?

@rustkarl 6 лет назад

A.Nonny Mouse In a different one, same guys and similar show but slightly different

@howardvanderhoff9596 6 лет назад

That's the gutair player from avenge sevenfold

@dan_roblox_boi6250 4 года назад

"I cant even eat lucky charms" Thats so funny!😂🤣

@thecaptain596 3 года назад

They go right through me to

@lelet8601 3 года назад

Lucky Charms has always been my favorite cereal!!!!

@jacksullivan4741 8 лет назад

I think I found my new favorite Christmas song

@wolfpupgamer1016 6 лет назад

Jack Sullivan agree I some how find myself coming back to this video

@warmachine4628 6 лет назад

Agreed

@halleeballeee479 6 лет назад

“I have an Irish weiner, it’s magically delicious!” I AM CRYING I CANNOT BREATHE

@sethclark6593 9 лет назад

Guitar guy looks like he's about die laughing

@gulbeyaztelli2581 9 лет назад

Actually i think it's fake laughing. It's too much and just looks fake to me.

@OpenMawProductions 9 лет назад

Gülbeyaz Telli You'd be wrong.

@laurahorlle1603 9 лет назад

+Seth Clark It's Brian Haner, Synyster Gates' father =D

@gabsumat1569 8 лет назад

+Laura Hörlle synyster of a7x. Omg

@morgan-tp6gz 4 года назад

At 2:49 "That's when i got shot in the ass٫ by the "U.S." Milatairy"!!!!!!👏😅😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RedRobin6543 7 месяцев назад

2:44

@thatirishguy6186 9 лет назад

Lol the "irish" part cracked me up.fyi there's no lucky charms in ireland that's American

@eannastaunton7392 9 лет назад

Some American sweet shops sell them

@GirlyDragons 9 лет назад

Eanna Havil I have yet to find one of those, I searched Dublin for /ages/ to find one.

@eannastaunton7392 9 лет назад

There's one on shop street in Galway that sells them

@GirlyDragons 9 лет назад

Eanna Havil I live 2 hours away from Galway, so I'm not sure if it would be worth the trip :P

@eannastaunton7392 9 лет назад

Good point :')

@christinaw9807 5 лет назад

I love the look on the guitar guy's face.

@fairytailprincess85 5 лет назад

ikr and he's like keep a straight face

@saltyalters Год назад

Brian Haner. Father of Avenged Sevenfold's lead guitarist.

@KameWeeb Год назад

When I found out he was Synyster Gates' dad, I flipped SHIT.

@m3rk_gold308 Год назад

Wait. WHAT!?

@elianad2083 Год назад

Really?? I love that band..!

@m3rk_gold308 Год назад

So he's Papa Gates? Wow

@xanderwardwell-gaw7472 4 года назад

"Silence!! I'm not finished!! And this is a sad song!!"

@ourseason9375 7 лет назад

My teacher showed my class this.

@direwolfgaming5631 7 лет назад

Tiana Gdragon you have the the best teacher ever

@michivond3794 7 лет назад

Hey GD!!! x3

@ВладимирСаратов-б7к 7 лет назад

Tiana Gdragon my teacher showed my class the fitnessgram pacer test.

@Kccake-ks7rt 7 лет назад

Tiana Gdragon ha

@nascar_fan_8895 7 лет назад

Tiana Gdragon they showed me this Thursday in class

@haleypierce6635 7 лет назад

Jeff Dunham you are so damn hilarious I love how u make me and about a billion other people laugh their a$$ off!!!!!! u funny man

@VLoveTarot 6 лет назад

This was HILARIOUS!! Thank you for the chuckle. Look at those eyes Achmed has. ;) I reacted to this thanks to loyals subscribers and patrons. :) p.s. Achmed is my favorite puppet of yours. :)

@williamgreene4757 6 лет назад

Mıňє too

@Mario583a 6 лет назад

"Look at those eyes ;)" Someone's down to bone.

@ΠετροςΠανιας 6 лет назад

no it called ahhhhmed

@starwarzfan71 6 лет назад

achmed is my favorite as well

@OhMacaroniO 6 лет назад

Eyebrows on fleek😂😂😭👌

@Abbadon2407 3 года назад

And now we play a game called "let's make Guitar Guy laugh so hard he cannot breath in front of the audience."

@daemonrightnow.8427 8 лет назад

Fun Fact The guitar guy is the father of Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold.

@evandentes4716 8 лет назад

holy shit, REALLY??!

@mangamusicmma4141 8 лет назад

yep search Brian Haner on google and look at the movie tab

@maggiemccauslin1084 8 лет назад

Are you being serious?

@mangamusicmma4141 8 лет назад

Maggie McCauslin yes

@maggiemccauslin1084 8 лет назад

Zachary Hendrix that's really funny only because Avenged Sevenfold.is one of my favorite bands lool

@minecraftmaster8788 8 лет назад

Accmed is one of the BEST charactors! Along with Peanut, and José.

@mattgerrish908 8 лет назад

School Simulator my favorite characters are Walter and Peanut. You can consider Jose part as well because him and Peanut are a packaged deal.

@strikezzexploits3467 7 лет назад

Mincraft Master!!!!

@sykevazer3235 7 лет назад

peanut is funniest. Jose is second Walter is 3rd and achmed 4

@kristopherbarker3282 7 лет назад

Mincraft Master!!!! Achmed, Walter, everyone else

@fairytailprincess85 6 лет назад

Minecraft Master!!!! That's Jose jalapeno on a stick

@sanders4362 4 года назад

This has become a tradition of mine to watch this on the day of the first snow in December, and no matter how many times I watch it it always brings a smile to my face

@PresleyJOfficial 6 месяцев назад

0:40 “You racist bastard!”

@alastorfangurl2175 6 лет назад

Achmed: "I'm looking for me lucky charms!" Me: I'm dying! XD 😂😂

@michellehiggins7280 3 года назад

ACHMED: THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH ME TO BUT THE X HURT. OW POP OW. ITS LIKE IM FARTING IN A RAINBOW OF COLOURS. OH LOOK THERES A BLUE MOON. LMAO

@Nunya_Bidnez Год назад

When a puppet has a soul you know you did it right Jeff. Mega love to you and Merry Christmas

@afparka1229 6 лет назад

The part before this is hilarious, he talks about having scoliosis, guitar guy loses it

@kiritoswords6479 5 лет назад

Poliosis

@TCWRebelsResistanceWords 5 лет назад

AFParka12 that was poliosis. Seeing Guitar Guy trying so hard not to laugh, then seeing Jeff trying not to laugh because Guitar Guy’s trying not to laugh and he screws up big time, that’s just fricking hysterical! I almost die laughing every single time I see that clip. Plus, seeing someone trying not to laugh only makes it worse LOL

@connieweisman4497 5 лет назад

Guitar guy looks like he is about the pee his pants....makes me laugh so hard I have tears running down my face.

@TheCipita 5 лет назад

Any link?

@toddm7367 5 лет назад

Well anyone with Poliosis.

@airb24 4 года назад

Don’t worry Achmed, I can’t find a note either and I’m a competitive singer😂😂😂

@basgarretsen8504 8 лет назад

Hahah I can't stop laughing😂

@caitlynnbeach121 8 лет назад

as they say on Barney I can't stop laughing as you can see

@skullwiefkesmit4171 8 лет назад

and i have a irisch wiener...its magicly delicious!😃😂😁😀☺😅😄😆😐😉

@cameronbell9777 8 лет назад

skullwiefke smit I died at that one

@skullwiefkesmit4171 8 лет назад

NoOb GaMeR jeff dunham forever!😂

@animegeek9194 7 лет назад

me nether

@FrehleyFan3988 4 года назад

U have a note for me guitar guy?🎵🎵🎵 OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

@brookebaker6265 3 года назад

🤣

@imagxdragonfirex7638 9 лет назад

"and I have an Irish weener it's magically delicious!!!" omfg

@derpythecookieplaysmc7460 9 лет назад

+iMaGxDRAGONFIREx AND DEEZ IRISH NUTS

@tylercattanach8991 8 лет назад

funny as fuck if u are not looking forward to Christmas. after this anything will make you laugh, and more. I can watch forever and always have a smile on my face. amazing xxx

@EdEddnEddyonline1 8 лет назад

Still funny in 2016

@sandracote1848 8 лет назад

+Tyler Cattanach I wath this every yeararound Christmas day and New Years.

@joshuajohnson2216 4 года назад

That "STOP LOOKING YOU PERVERTS!!!!" gets me everytime.😛

@makennakin4113 8 лет назад

I actually sang this at school and a lot of my friends joined in XD

@beverlypollack1745 8 лет назад

+Makenna Kirkham I'm having very minor surgery next week and if they make me wait too long I'm going to sing this. And I want a hippotumus for Christmas and maybe a chorus of Monster Mash.

@makennakin4113 8 лет назад

Beverly Pollack XD ok, no you should sing why are we waiting but change it a little just look it up..... and good luck the surgery, I've never been to a hospital or anything along that line but I can imagine it must be scary.

@makennakin4113 8 лет назад

XD lol

@armistice9670 8 лет назад

It isn't that bad I had an operation before Christmas (still recovering) and trust me u don't feel anything just a little STABBY when they drug you/put you to sleep

@frostbite7435 8 лет назад

wish i was at your school

@troopy4957 9 лет назад

"Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq! "I got through Checkpoint A, but not Checkpoint B, thats when i got shot in my a** the the U.S. military!!" XDDDD

@jamesbeaumont1627 5 лет назад

My favourite part “ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!”

@RandomGerman8008 4 года назад

The virgin part reminds me of that video where it is pointed out that, because the promise of virgins was soo vague, he can't really know what he will be getting. It's suggested that it will probably be either a bunch of crotchety old nuns or, as walter puts it, "72 other guys just like you!"

@matthewa.6115 7 лет назад

Nothing funnier than watching a comedian laugh at his own jokes cus they are that funny

@jordanaaronromo9072 6 лет назад

Just like Peanut say's "Sally, what's in yours? Nuuuts! And mommy says they're magically delicious!" LOL That was an awesome one when Achmed says "And I have an Irish Wiener... It's magically delicious!" XD

@baconninja3126 8 лет назад

wow this must have took a ton of work. a skele-ton

@michaelawahler683 7 лет назад

hahaha very fucking clever XD

@sanstheskelapun742 7 лет назад

Bacon Ninja Ayy.

@TheGoobster226 7 лет назад

Hahahaha a laughed way to hard at your comment

@sebastianschoener5149 7 лет назад

We have a Sans here! Papyrus! Get Him back to his station! *undertale* XD

@n0t_y0ur_ghostyy 6 лет назад

I thought I was sans

@jonathangallegos6372 Год назад

This is a traditional song, 2:26 Funny as hell when Brian plays Arab music 0:16

@AamirKhan008 8 лет назад

I have a shirt which says silence I keel you 😊

@AamirKhan008 7 лет назад

Subject Delta yup thats the one I have Silence I keel you 😅😂🤣😆😃

@theresagirlminecraftmaster4931 6 лет назад

Wat I'm jealous

@Marlie. 6 лет назад

Aamir Khan LUCKY

@arlinhamby4926 6 лет назад

Aamir Khan ME TO

@salinagonzalez5221 6 лет назад

Story Teller where did u get the shirt

@littlekayleigh7937 7 лет назад

Achmed: *making fun of the Irish Me: *irish

@kristymock4131 5 лет назад

Yeah but its funny as hell!!!

@richelleverbeck1550 5 лет назад

Top of the morning to ya me lady

@S117M4sterChief 5 лет назад

I’m Irish-Native American, but even I don’t find this offensive

@David-gj9qr 5 лет назад

Little Kayleigh Jeff: also makes fun of every race and ethnicity

@alastairmacdonald8889 5 лет назад

Humour is being able to laugh at yourself and not take everything personal .

@NotSoSeriousTV1 9 лет назад

Mad Max fury road would have been so much better if Achmed was the antagonist

@subjectdelta4758 9 лет назад

True

@BubbasMidwestKitchen Год назад

14 years since this special. Damn, how time flies. I remember when it first came out. What I wouldn't give to go back to those simpler, happier times. But I come back to this song every so often to try and lift my spirits. Thanks for all the laughs, Jeff.