Adum & Pals: Bird Box 

I was about to comment this, I'm surprised Adam didnt even notice how retarded that was.

Where else would you build the Blind Camps?

To be fair, we only ever see that one wall, which could very well be the back of the place. We don't know if there's a road out in front connected to civilization.

It's so they can't escape.

But what happens in the fall and winter when all those plants go dormant?!

*COOL CAT LOVES ALL THE KIDS*

Scare away the cat by saying "rough" a few times.

You have won this comment section.

ITS TIME TO BOOGIE WOOGIE "That's right Cool Cat, now help me restrain them" "Derrick Savage and Cool Cat descend upon them" Cut to black

There HE IS Also what a twist that would have been. the movie is basically a comedy anyway

Weird Guy In The Bushes feminism reasons

@@princesspinhead4516 bruh just say the n word and leave

@@shaqyardie8105 Man, props for remembering her name lol.

@@shaqyardie8105 how to ruin a wholesome conversation

@@shaqyardie8105 dont beg, begging leads to people like me, going and disliking all your videos. I wont do it this time but others will

Wicked Raptor Waititi intensifies

Arthur Morgan: “Boah.”

nice

Nick Paradies as one does

Then they leave the house, and the movie forgets about them.

@@zanpakutoman4225 I like to think they were stranded after their dumb stunt of stealing the car. Remember, that vehicle needs gasoline.

@@zanpakutoman4225 I swear to god this whole movie is a personification of the phrase "I dont get it" Or "Why? Whats the point of that?" Fe: Why is there a school for the blind in the woods ... with no roads?

Always turns me on🤣🤣

Touhou Trash because

The blind people wouldn't know.

Touhou Trash You don’t want them escaping now do you?

Obama care

They got lost.

“But Muh Trauma”

They didn’t have names because the writers forgot to name them till the end.

Hmmm

i didn't find it interesting

source? id love to read about this shit show production

​@@jeffreypenis736 19/20 then

The monsters are so weak. The characters have no reason to be afraid of them. Can't open doors, can't exist inside a house even if rhere are ways to get inside ( why are thwy confined to outside), Are stilted by people in blind folds. They're not scary at all

willstob it's a jeep not a dodge

I was wondering the whole time how they couldn't get in doors at all.

Maybe the monsters are so large and clumsy that their fine motor control which they would need to remove the blindfolds from the tiny humans is really bad so they can shake cars but can’t turn doorknobs or remove blindfolds. Yeah, I dunno, never seen the movie, just know that it’s a Happening ripoff basically and it’s actually really lame. Between this channel and cinema sins, I think I got the gist of how it progresses.

Well, they have the ability to create gusts of wind, we see that at the end, just no motor skills i'd say (hence the inability to get 'into' things, cars, houses with door handles). So if all you had was a piece of cloth draped over your eyes (not tied), they'd be able to remove it because they can create wind.

Hey yeah what the fuck is up with that?

Might have been the live feed that does you in. Then again, how were any operators alive to pass on the footage? Did they just conveniently carefully placed the camera on the ground before violently killing themselves? And the fragile equipment survived long enough for someone else to pick it up in the middle of the panic? Pregnant woman got knocked aside several times in first encursion she met, and it was way smaller in amount of people compared to some of the footage that was shown and a pregnant woman is easier to notice than an abandoned camera.

It's seeing the monsters that does you in, not seeing someone kill themselves.

Moist Tony They mean that the news footage must have shown the monsters if people were killing themselves all around.

I mean it's just a shit movie. Why even try when they didn't? Lmao.

Birds are dinosaurus, and as Jurassic World movies have taught us, dinosaurus are pretty much gods that can only be killed by the ending of the movie.

Hey, hey! They said it! They said it!

Do the birds go crazy and aren't capable of killing themselves because they are birds, or is it like they get scared but don't go crazy?

@@SupHapCak lmao theyre animals with no mind

Thoticcus Prime ah yes birds don’t have brains I guess.

She's Aging G R A C E F U L L Y

Burgers?

yo, 3 year late comment here but i gotta ask who is the artist for your pfp?

@@mothermushroom_ I'm pretty sure it's Paul Kwon/zeronis. But Ive been looking for an hour and I can't find the original post so it must've been deleted 😭

10:31 i gagged

I want a movie with Sandra Bullock with all her dialogue being "ruff!"

No it was fucking bad

The very first minutes was bad...

harrythebarry if course it’s a joke ya furry fuck

Why? Because it offends your tender feelings? Fuck off, pussy, she SUCKS.

Oh hey!

Except there are crazy people that attack everybody regardless 😐😑😐

It's you!!!! Yay

I agree... but not that it would end right after they reach them. What kind of ending is that. Did the rest of the world just die? The mosters never went away? Did all the blind people die as soon as someone infected stumbled into their sanctuary, or did they starve slowly as they ran out of food? I don't know. Love your channel. You remind me of a close friend I lost contact with and seeing your videos makes me smile.

I think anyone who's read 'Day of the Triffids' was waiting for the 'WOW, BLIND PEOPLE???' point...

I don't like this movie but it's worth pointing out that she only went with calling them "Girl" and "Boy" because she was afraid the kids would die young because sight demon apocalypse. This wasn't well integrated mind you but I CAN see where the writers may have been coming from

@@giancarlocaballero7684 for YEARS though? I can imagine that mindset for a year maaaybe 2, but these kids are like 5-10 years old. To still be that detached to your own kids your providing for every day in the apocalypse is fucking nuts.

That's women for you

I like to think those kids went on telling everybody that their names were “Girl” and “Boy” because at that point, those were their names

Pretty forgettable

The solution for travel should have been to ride a horse. Since they can avoid obstacles in their own

Don’t get so upset, they were just horsin around with ya

@@aBucketOfPuppies I would've loved that, especially the inevitable peril when they realize the animal they're riding is suicidal. *BIRD HORSE*

L Verez if that’s true then that explains A LOT.

But there was no twist.

@@ThreadBomb That's the twist

Where have I heard that before, huh huh emphasis on an actor directed by M. Night Shyamalan, *After Earth*

@@SEHatz Congratulations. You got the joke. Gold star!

Commissar Goblin Shark of the Cadian Shock Troops Speaking of mirrors, is it legal to see the outside through a mirror and not die?

Friendly fire

You have found the solution, everyone wear giant mirror sunglasses.

the writer said People go crazy and kill themself because their brain can't comprehend the monster so I don't think a mirror would do anything to it

It Would I guess?

So an hour and a half of a black screen?

@@nicks1451 You DO know that not every blind person is 100% blind right???

that does bring up an interesting question about what level of blind you have to be the abate the suicide effects.

@@nicks1451 Alrighty. Working title: Birdbox 2.0 - perspective of the blind

@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949 so an hour and a half of a blurry mess of colors? That still wouldn't be visually appealing so not exactly a good film idea

But how to I get to India?

@@PViolety lipread "how do I get to Russia?" Hear "how do I get to India?"

It's also ripped off from the end of Day Of The Triffids (the book, not the movie).

It wasn't even obvious in the movie, my guess was that if you stand somewhat still and not freak out was how it ignored yoy

erm, they are immune because they can't see the demons....... which is the whole point of the demons......

Or the guy from Who Killed Captain Alex.

Nah

Blunt Tip omg imagine Frozen with that dudes commentary.

Nick Bloom - yea but what if the movie is good?

@@kush6846 Good just means room for improvement.

I know it's a bit late for this comment but they were implied to be all over the Earth's surface and also aware of where humans were

how convenient

@@comicconcarne Wait what? Are there like, fucking millions in that one area? Or are they colossal sized? How can they be ALL over?

@@j4101 imagine the walking dead for example. if you look out of the window in the city it would be pretty strange not to see a zombie It's not *that* strange

@@subscribetopizzatheonlyrea7322 So there ARE millions, because in the walking dead there are that many zombies because those used to be humans in a city that had a large population, so there has to be thousands if not millions, and if not, the creature has to be absolutely fucking massive, because EVERY time they look outside they see one, EVERY time, it's pretty strange

I guess he made those charcoal sketches.

That alliteration tho

there actually was a design. imagine and a giant naked baby with an old man face. the reason they dont show them was because some actors kept laughing during takes because of how ridiculous they looked

I think it was the drawings.

I know this is an old comment, but there were creature designs: the problem is that the books state that the monsters take the shape of your worst fear, and secondly the one they did make Sandra Bullock found more funny than scary.

Also the breaker box is to his right so he could have just cut out the power.

Also many garage doors can be manually closed by disconnecting them from the motor chain. In my garage there's just a cord you can pull and it will pop right off.

Jimmy Parker gayest comment yet

damn gurl

The best gayest comment I have ever seen.

Where are all the gorls

Get in line behind KratosXD

Dylan McMahon right. It’s so bland and forgettable

The plebs are easy to please.

Marketing is everything

Memes thats why

The power of memes

@@Loltyler456 no

I cant wait to feel and taste it

It’s the happening without anything happening

+Scott Short The Nothing Happening

Here it wasn't the plants

@@AbMaSync how do you know that? It might as well could have been since the movie didn't tell anything about the thing nor it's origin at all.

What? No!

Read it in braille now Im mad

..... -..- ..

Idk what that says but, it probably says nothing

@@airitech572 It says "cc(nothing)(nothing)c(nothing)c" I think you're thinking of Morris Code, homie.

@@airitech572 OMFG! Nevermind, I just got it! Blind people "c (nothing)"! You're a goddamn genius!

Maybe it has to do with intelligence level. I dont know if dogs are able to be suicidal tho

Looked it up and it looks like animals can do something similar but it isn't really suicide. In the sense, they are not cogently deciding to kill themselves. www.livescience.com/33805-animals-commit-suicide.html So I guess it just depends on your interpretation of the book/ movie.

That’s FUCKED.

Birds are.... Stupid 🤷🏽

It really sucks so hard

The movie is secret propaganda for building the wall.

Right, if you're gonna make "the asshole" character, don't also make him right about everything...

@@evingrost2749 Why? Just because someone's an asshole, it doesn't mean they're wrong.

The movie went with it's Agenda - Walls work. Listen to Maga guy always. Guns save the lives of people you want to protect when they don't bash you over nthe head for being smart. I give this movie a 10 the number of feet higher the wall gets

When will writers realize that seeing people kill themselves isn't scary, it's funny. Like seeing someone injure themself is scary, but as a general rule of thumb, the faster someone dies and the more painless the death is, the funnier it's going to be. That's why people laugh at Tom and Jerry, because it's cartoons getting hurt in really fast, goofy, ways so it reads as funny to people. Having someone just walk a step to the left and get hit by the truck is basically as close as a horror movie can get to effing slapstick.

@@dracocrusher Whaaat? Nooo

@@dracocrusher Yeah, just throw some cartoon SoundFX here and there and the movie instantly becomes a comedy. XD

It's pretty much just "The Happening" with elements ripped straight from "A Quiet Place" and "The Mist".

@Lee H. "Bird Box" is "The Happening" just without all of the unintentional comedy. XD

Not even the idiotic blindfold challenge/meme that made it popular is remembered. Shows how marketing cannot create staying power on its own.

the literal only reason i remember this garbage is because of Adum&Pals

@@davii2663 for real, lmao. been binging the series and totally forgot bird box existed until i got to this video.

Imagine refusing a good idea because the person who came up with it politically disagrees with you

I could actually see that happening during real apocalypse

@@luckypippin6867 "The zombies are approaching! Take this gun and let's get outta here!" "Actually, I don't believe in guns. If we have a gun with us, we're 40% more likely to-" *gets eaten*

Step 1: make a shitty movie. Step 2: add a trump reference or some other liberal political commentary. Step 3: watch the film get carried by the media as a "fresh and compelling movie with some interesting ideas". Step 4: profit. P.S. Add a female/African-American protagonist and douchey/evil straight white guy for extra points.

@hydrogen_oxide because that would be smart and this movie clearly isn't.

This was a book? Was it any good?? Who was is by? I have so many questions. 🤯

@@XxElectricRainbowsxX I haven't ever read the book but apparently it's by Josh Malerman

There is a school for the blind in the book at the end, too. Get your facts straight. Some ppl also blind themselves there, so you got that part correct.

@@oberstul1941 Would you happen to know the name of the book? :3

@@XxElectricRainbowsxX it's bird box, mate.

It should sound more like licking ice cream.

Thinkin out side the -bird- box.

I mean come on movie directors what were you thiiinking

Hey man, I wanted to apologize for telling you fuck you in a few of your comments, I know you don't have any control over how other users just upvote your comments just 'cause. Have a good one

You're everywhere for comments

That's Actually the end of the book

No I believe the monster is the asian guy from 13 reasons why

yeah, jet li

ARE YOU THE ASAIN GUY FROM 13 REASONS WHY? 😂

@@bingle2484 yeah that's him, I thought Jackie chan but you right

That's something the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why would say!

Sometimes it's the best way to "watch" a movie especially the terrible ones such where you're kind of curious to see just how bad it is but not curious enough to put yourself through the torture of actually watching it.

same af lmao

With the moral of the story being "just don't look at them"? Yeah, that fits.

He can actually see through radar, technically hes not even fking blind.

@@CollegeDroputPowerpoints he is completly blind , its just that his sense of hearing is extremely strong

Crossover! Oh, when will it happen?

The world is blind so finally he no longer requires clothes

@@TheBonkleFox Naked? Like in a porn parody?

A lovecraftian trope is that the old gods are so abstract in form seeing them literally sends you insane it doesn't make you depressed

The only parallel is I think the victims are being exposed to something their brains can't handle thus the tie in to lovecraftian themes but it's a stretch.

Because that sounds way more marketingable than "stolen from Lovecraft".

People are starved from entertainment and eat whatever bullshit comes along.

Doloruth to compare this trash to Lovecraft is a travesty

Highuh fivuh.

Wife?i thought it was a goat!

I hope they all drown and someone records it.

I hope they fuckin topple over and nearly drown

@@tartrazine5 lol

Steven Williams "everyone was told not to bug her" yes she must not be talked to by peasants. Lol

@@katiebayliss9887 I mean, I know that's a joke but people do get really creepy and obnoxious around celebrates to the point just going out and doing things is impossible for them. I think being physically exhausted in a gym while you are trying to focus on a film is probably not the best time to make small talk with some one who is only there for work reasons.

Is it the Asian character?

We all do.

Are you the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why?

@@wolfstar675 no, its sandra bullock and she's aging gracefully!!

Or his almost 4 hour review of the New Lion King part 1.

Reynold Hughes How about I just read the book instead of watching this piece of trash? Source material is separate from the adaptation, and the writers have *NOT* done a good job of executing the story well.

Something tells me the book is just a little less trash than the movie

@@aliveslice from what I heard they're more subtle and some people gorge their eyes out

It's because the book is the cannon and the movie is essentially a fan adaptation. If you have a problem with the story, you should look to the actual story to fix it instead of saying it's a bad story.

@@SupHapCak I don't care about the book. This film should be able to stand on its own like any other movie. Adaptations are held to the same standards, and shouldn't have to rely on external sources to prevent themselves from falling apart.

I'd rather die than be seen in a furry head

Trump Jr Jr Amen

Now that would add tension: see the big sad and die a horrible, violent suicide or suffer everlasting shame and cringe from having to wear a fursuit head forever.

The fursuit head would be redundant

That's what you don't understand. The monsters are people in fursuit heads.

🏆

You really should read "Ensayo Sobre la Ceguera" by José Saramago.

Shit idea.

@@Dragonage2ftw Please explain. Oh wait, you're too brain dead to do so.

Dragonage2ftw You know, you could actually add on to his idea instead of deflecting from it like a bitch

Are you seriously saying that it's better to not destroy any potential for attachment to the characters by heavily implying that they'll be dead within short? No, that just sounds silly /s.

Hey, I remember Ben Yahtzee saying that once! ^^

@@cartooncritique6625 A lot of people who do some form of writing or creative world building learn this very early on so I wouldn't be surprised if he had said that. : )

Fuck

Finnan Cahill The movie changes its rules for the monsters often, so I don’t really care. The forgettable woman still decides to call out for the children, anyway, instead of making a bell for herself.

Hush: No hearing

Emperors new groove: No Touchy

Just combine all of them: A senseless place.

Don't Breathe

@@serroz573 Funny how none of those already make sense

The happening of our generation.

They lick outlets

Happiny : spicy toys

You found yet another plot hole in this miserable pile of shit story, good job

@@happiny4847 I thought they already do that

Babies are so incompetent at existing they effectively live in a Perpetual state of attempted suicide they're just too dumb and weak to do anything efficient

No, she's the chair from the cafeteria

@@deltoroperdedor3166 Oh come on !! You can't call Sandra Bullock an old asian guy or a chair, she's aging gracefully !

@@Kitsyngo indeed she is, my good sir, however she has a wide range when it comes to portraying characters

i think that comment was actually prompted by seeing the horse heads drawing in the credits

@@KmiiVC yeah, i think you're right

lol yea but apparently she had a lot of health because she didn't die, otherwise the marker would be red!

Who do you want to narrate it?? MrCreepypasta? LetsRead?

Wassup Dad

Woah didn’t expect to see you here (big fan of yours btw)

So the planning didn’t work, so how about a baby shower cake

Can I just throw you in the trash? It's good enough for Frank Reynolds.

It bothered me how hard the movie tries so hard to get you to dislike him, even shoving in that MAGA reference. Like the viewers are supposed to go "Oh no, AND he's a conservative!!" It was pretty cringe.

@@klg9549 A character with different opinions? 🔫😠😠😠 Do Hollywood writers really think we're that dumb?

@@klg9549 I don't see that way 100% imo. I feel like if they really wanted you to dislike his character, they would've made him prematurely shoot the dude or something like that. Instead John was right in the bed and even tried saving everybody, so it was more like "hey you see this conservative wet wipe? Well he was the only level headed character in the movie lol gotcha"

@@hiddenleafdrip3869 Yes, which makes the film even less likeable. Conservatives are either too dumb to know what's best for everyone or too hate-filled to care. That's why they're conservatives.

​@@hiddenleafdrip3869Rorschach effect, every single time. The Boys is getting hit with it hard

@@8Kazuja8 lol I know theres just so many things that dont make sense

It's essentially a (bad) lovecraft movie. If you glimpse it you lose your sanity. However they don't seem to know how to pull it off well, they get the general gist of how spooky not being able to see the object of horror is but don't realize you can't just do that. They also hilariously have created very few rules/boundaries for these horror, and in the same 2 hour movie broke those rules! How! My biggest issue is that the monster makes people commit mass suicide if you look at it, no wait it's when you looked at the eyes of an infected person, no wait it's just the monster again and you don't commit suicide sometimes you become essentially a hivemind who animalistically tries to get people to look at the magnificent horror , no wait they're not always a hivemind and sometimes they can be sane enough to trick people that he's not crazy when he has clearly seen their visage to the point he can draw their appearances from memory, oh wait they're all like that now. Like it cannot seem to decide what they can/cannot do or what exactly even is happening

RichterVonFuchs don't even true to compare this to lovecraft. Sure he was a predictable writer and didn't understand(and was scared) of a lot of ridiculous things, but this shit isn't in anyway as epic as Cthulhu.

@@RichterVonFuchs I don't think the movie is great ether, but I seriously think you misunderstood a lot of things during it if you jumped to that many conclusions for seemingly no reason. At no point do they even hint at the idea that you would die if you looked at the eyes of an infected person so I don't understand where you got that from, the possessed people is a fine twist in my opinion as it brings some danger from something other than the shapeless figures that have already been basically defeated by blind folds. There was never a 'hivemind' of infected ether, just one group of crazy people and even they had to communicate with each other meaning they obviously weren't connected at any point ether and just working towards their common interest of making people see. Greg was always crazy from the start and didn't really hide it that well when you think about it, he just made up a story and the people stupidly believed him like the other guy at the super market only he waited because he would have been shot if he tried anything and fail converting anyone, he would have easily been caught in his lies if they bothered to check his eyes and his suit case but they didn't because Bald man was bad while dumb fat chick was good. Also you don't have to explain how everything works from the first five minutes the monster appears, you just have to keep your rules consistent with each other which they mostly did, such as rule 2 doesn't necessarily break rule 1 for the Bird Box monster as all it does is makes you go crazy and where as rule 2 makes you go crazy and want to make other people see the monster as well. The connection is that people go crazy when looking at it which is the one hard rule it has and that never changes, some people just decide to kill themselves instead while others embrace it.

Trouble in large numbers The film wasn’t “riddled with holes.”

I was actually playing it in the background while playing poker and havent missed anything significant. I am not kidding.

That's not a challenge, it is actually the recommended way of watching this dogshit movie. Watch this movie without a blindfold, now THAT'S a challenge.

So if you see the movie you’ll have an uncontrollable temptation to blind yourself. Is this the real reason behind the bird box challenge?

It's boring enough already

Sounds like an improvement

Jonestown wasn't in Russia.

@@minaxsocietas480 this comment wasn't about Jonestown... Did you watch the video?

Mar I’m from Russia. You are right :(

Same here, bro. Also I know there town called Odessa in Texas and small town called Paris in Russia (not to be confused with French Capital), so everything is possible!

@@CyberSpider35 There's also a Moscow in Idaho!

Probz

And both are nothing like the book.

All the Adum and Pals movies share the same universe, the link between them being the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why

@@sadvec6328 the AAP cinematic universe. 13 Reasons Why and all movies

Sounds like a South Park parody

Pål Christian Andersen It Follows?

I like Dutch Oven. Like, that's what they have to do to themselves to survive.

*Silent but deadly* Yes I know its a 2 year old comment.

I miss Craig 🙁

Not really.

Dragonage2ftw It is. Look at how Hollywood avoids uniqueness and innovation like the plague. There movies consist of poorly explained tropes and passionless actors only there for a paycheck.

@@Dragonage2ftw yes it is, if its not COMPLETE shit, they praise it like a film making marvel, if it is complete shit, it means its OK

I really haven't heard anyone calling it great, they either called it bad or mediocre. Where are you seeing the praise?

chance lewis SJWS? Black supremacy groups? Jesus Christ you anti sjw nerds complain about SJWS more than SJWS complain about anything

I was very disappointed when I saw the concept art.

Only to Sandra Bullock. Since she is pregnant and all. The monsters will always look like your worst fear.

@@andersgale9544 Oh my god I hate the fuck out of that concept

Noah Hansz it was said that was just her nightmare with this baby monster. They look nothing like that.

Hamham oh so they would have looked like they had fetal alcohol syndrome, because her dumbass was going to drink a full bottle of wine while pregnant and then had the audacity to give the doctor that she beast look when she rightfully suggested adoption. Edit: because if the apocalypse didn't happen I doubt she would end up be a responsible mother or mother at all.

Literally just close your eyes tight and force them open with your fingers. ...Notice that you can't see anything. That's because your eyes are rolled back.

It’s impossible if you have your eyes open willingly. If you ever try to pry someone’s eyes open while they are sleeping the eye goes straight up. If you try to keep your eyes closed shut while trying to open them with your fingers, your eyes instantly go up. Don’t know why it happens but it does.

@@tigerofthewest8 to protect the eye from the sudden sunlight.

Vanitas oh sick

@@tigerofthewest8 It is extremely easy to do it with your eyes open willingly. It's not impossible at all.

Yeah I was confused by that as well… it didn’t make sense to me when he said that.

Maybe you need human eyes?

I watched the movie with a friend who read the book and she said animals commit suicide too when they see it.

Why don't birds do it then?

the movie bitched out and flocks of birds do commit suicide, but all birds can like, sense when the creatures are near and panic to try getting away.

@@AyaVyse oh shit there is a book? Did the friend think it was better than the movie?

I mean, the flashbacks definitely took up the majority of the movie's run time so why did they even needed to be flashbacks? The story could've just went on with a regular, straight time frame and it would literally take Nothing away from the movie imo!

Because it's cheaper to film two people having a conversation than being outdoors lol. This movie blows

@CSmiley EXACTLY. Once I realized how the timeline works (Which took a while because it's garbage) I was just like "Oh my god hurry up and kill the other characters so we can get this over with."

The movie would be unwatchable if you did that.

Well, it's a Netflix trope by now. You make pointless time mixing. Like with the Witcher!