You have to put an underscore before and after a title to italicise it. But someone does seriously need to make that porno a thing. Then post it to every porn site ever made, it needs Native American men. Put some Native American men in the video and then it's perfect.
Spent far too long figuring out the complexities of that persons familial relations. (For those interested, their dad would’ve had to romance their sister, and then married them)
Actually, it's worse than that. Their father would have to have sex with his mother, so that the child is both his daughter and his sister, and THEN he would have to marry his own daughter/sister.
ciiriice these are people who see " Please review!" And do review no matter if they even got it. Probably the sort of people who would tell you their credit card info if you just asked.
Advent Calendar League 2017 Review. 4/5. I was looking forward to this series as it features two of my favourite content producers, tat reviewer Ashens and general wierdo Daniel. They were opening 4 calenders each day and assigning points in a league table, but it quickly became clear that the Wera calender was actaully really good, containing a high quality tool set. Eventually they had to change the rules to make it fairer, and Wera still won by a landslide. I was expecting comedic antics but the biggest joke turned out to be the calenders themselves. This was not entirely expected and I for one was very pleased. I looked forward to this every day, partly because of how entertaining this car crash of calenders proved to be, but also because I expected my goat sacrifice would not be in vain. I had hoped the Dark Master of Grass would make an appearence. He did not. This is not to say there was no demonic presence, on one day there was a burned skeletal bird and I am fairly sure Daniel was being slowly posessed via the stamps in one of the calenders, but the One True Mask did not make an appearence. Because of this I not only have to face the fact that my goat sacrifice was a waste, but also that I cannot give this 5 stars. Would watch again and I look forward to next year. 4/5
Umbra 7 let's deconstruct that statement and do a family history A man and a woman have a son. It turned out to be a pathological family, parents got divorced. Son remained with mother. Mother lacked a man in her life and made one out of her son, both were in a romantic relationship. Unfortunately the mother gets pregnant yet again with her own son. She gives birth to her daughter but died soon after. Daughter's brother-father decided to take care of his sister-daughter. His past deviant relationship with his mother has left an incest mark on him though. The fucking creep conditioned his sister-daughter into being his lover. She then, brainwashed, married him at some point and, in 2017, decided to buy Wera Christmas calendar for her husband-brother-father. ~Fin~ Yuck.
Or the person was Ashens, and his hatred for the calendar was so strong that it created a time/space rift that not only translated his thoughts into text, but also sent those thoughts backwards in time
I was enjoying this series, but now all I can think about is the sad, disappointed children who were given these advent calendars by unsuspecting parents.
Right? It's one thing to watch two grown men mock the calendars, but just imagine if you had been given one. They're all such cynical garbage, clearly designed by a bunch of accountants to meet specific price points. Except for Wera's. Good job, Germans.
Precisely. They recorded the whole shebang in one day and edited all of it and uploaded it accordingly. -I did something similar for a blog I used to run.
That's what he did a few years ago. There's only so many times you can open a Wilko Bloks calendar and try to work out what the random pile of pieces is supposed to be.
you missed out giving us the cost per point etc - but could you buy a better toolset with the money spent on the vera? and the big question is does it change each year?
Watching you open these advent calendars IS my advent calendar nowadays. It's nice to watch the day's episode before I go to sleep (mostly because that's when these are usually uploaded my time).
For the sake of my fellow yanks, I checked how these things were reviewed on the American Amazon. Paw Patrol: Not sold at all. I was fairly thorough in checking yet I couldn't find it. The two Paw Patrol calendars they *did* have claimed to have either a piece of chocolate or a mini-figure per day, neither of them was the monstrosity witnessed here. If someone does see it, feel free to correct me. Bullyland Frozen: *$69.96 + $5.90 shipping.* Unsurprisingly, there are no reviews. Cars 3: $25.01 (yes, really). Average star rating of 2.7 from 9 reviews. Wera: $77.99. Only 2 reviews, but both gave it 5/5 stars. Personally, I'd say that was a bit of a high asking price, but there's no denying how nice the end product is.
At the price paid for the Wera calendar I basically cannot find an equivalent screwdriver set for sale, surprisingly good value and I might even get one next year.
Thank you Stuart and Dan, this series has been truly an adventure that ended on a very funny note when it came to the reviews 😂 I have to say I do feel sorry for them that reviewed it very highly but didn't open it..... but that's truly what you get for reviewing it before you open it.
For anyone like me who decided to rewatch these videos and wondered what the Amazon scores are now... Wera: 4.6 Stars, 547 Ratings Frozen: 1 Star, 4 Ratings Cars 3: 4.4 Stars, 208 Ratings (a lot of the recent reviews say that the price is okay for Cars toys that are normally sold in blind bags - apparently the really crap Mater goes for £8!!!) and can still be bought for £8.99 Paw Patrol: 3.8 Stars, 75 Ratings (a lot of the 5 stars are ratings from other countries, which makes me suspect a lot of bot accounts/VPN trickery)
I got bored and decided to see if the review scores had changed... Wera: the 2017 calendar has sadly been taken off Amazon (not _that_ surprising) but you'll all be pleased to know that the 2022 Wera Adventskalendar has 4.9 stars and 120 ratings... however, it's also £76.80 if you want one Frozen: 3.8 stars, 120 ratings (apparently a lot of the positive reviews came from Germany, of all places) but thankfully, you can't buy it any more Cars 3: still 4.4, but now 230 ratings (it even has reviews from this year saying how disappointed their son was with the flags and cones) but now sold for £12.30 which... I guess is still decent value if you just want the toys? Paw Patrol: 3.5 stars, 93 ratings (interestingly, a lot of the more recent non-English reviews gave it 1 star - the French were not amused) Infuriatingly, while this calendar is no longer sold in its 2017 box, it appears to have had all its garbage put into a slightly nicer box, currently selling for £9.99 *_and that's on offer - the original asking price on Amazon is £14.99_* 4.4 stars, 17 ratings (to be fair, there are also Paw Patrol advent calendars that are actually nice and have actual toys in them now, but they also tend to be £30+)
You should not give that "Best Worst Calendar" trophy to Wera because I think it is not a bad calendar by any way. It gives you stuff you expect and does it well. It is not comparable in this league as a result.
I actually don't think it's a good calendar. It has good quality stuff in it, but getting the pouch on the first day means there's no surprise as you know that you'll get a piece of screwdriver every day. That kind of ruins the point of the advent calendar, as you could just buy the set on its own and not have to wait to complete it.
10/10 I don't get the internet's OBSESSION with refusing to let jokes die. It's been how many years in a row? are you actually upset they didn't do this joke?
I just hate to imagine being the person buying the Frozen advent calendar online and eventually finding out that I'm paying a huge sum of money for shipment on a wide box filled with 85% air. With all those cardboard cut-outs, they could've just packaged it in a 15cm width box if they bundle up everything together.
There's a specialty choir that only performs fragments of carols for RU-vid videos. It's a surprisingly well-paid job, but not much opportunity for advancement.
If you were missing your cost per point scores, here they are: Cars 3 - 24/£33 = 0.73 points/£ Paw Patrol - 14/£12.49 = 1.12 points/£ Frozen - 20/£10 = 2 points/£ Wera - 66/£44 = 1.5 points/£ Wera actually is lower value than the frozen calendar, but you could argue that it only got half its points so: Wera - 132/£44 = *3* points/£
Take it from a child who really, really liked coloring: Stationery that bad is worse than no advent calendar at all. At least the Frozen cardboard looks fairly nice, and you can play with your five plastic toys.
I'm actually reading the reviews along with the video. There are a few that have been added. Someone asked that Grandmother who rated Paw Patrol 5 stars if her grandson ended up liking it lol. Also, under the Cars one, someone wrote: "The little cars are nice, but there are only 5 of them; the rest of the days 'surprises' are absolute junk. we've had 3 little traffic cones, 3 tiny fragile flags and a couple of crash barriers. I feel so sorry for my 3 year old when he looks at his plastic flag then sees what his brother has from his Lego advent calendar." Basically, if you're going to get your kid an advent calendar, I think the popular opinion is just go with a LEGO one, or at the very least, one with chocolate in every day.
Happy holidays, sexy pirate captain bloke and sexy Jew-looking bloke. I hope we get a pirate special and a "bootleg zones" special in 2018. Hard to believe it's almost the Roarin' '20s again, mates and lassies. Stuart, I bet ye be jealous o' all the cool shit I got for Yule this year.
Nothing but love for you guys but if you do this again next year i recomend lavalier mics or some stationary mic because the audio levels were all over the place. thanks for the vids tho i really enjoyed them . 4/5 ( deducting one point for lack of grass masks )
Holy crap, I looked it up and there's another Paw Patrol calendar for £25 that has really high quality looking plastic figurines and literally nothing else. It far outstrips the Cars 3 calendar.
Devil in Her Heart if it was 20 quid in my country, the company would've been raided by people and burned to the ground. Here 20 quid is enough money to get food and make small expenses to live for a week decently for 1 man.
Aboyne16303011 exactly, it’s similar in my country. I paid for my Kinder chocolate calendar an equivalent of 5 pounds and it was of a much higher quality than that shitty Paw Patrol one. It’s worth no more than 2 pounds and that’s 20 times less than it actually costs, that’s insane. Well, at least we had fun watching them unpack it and lose the hope in humanity every day... and that’s priceless.
Next year, maybe you should just compete with one another and make each other custom calendar with random blind bags! Try to surprise each other with weird stuff :p
I'd like to see that weirdo with glasses in more videos in the future! He's great! I think that tasting some disgusting off-date food with him would be fun!
What cretins would review something before they've even opened it?! Also damn you I was eating something and half choked when you made the Oedipus joke!
The sort of cretins who want to be noticed in the review section of an amazon product page. Probably the same ones that share those "99% of people won't share this..." posts on Facebook.
