Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special 

that's best joke i've heard in a looong time, 5 minutes gone by still laughing

Too perfect.

Hahaha

I'm a liberal hippie and thought this was hilarious

Nooooo. not a job.

I think I’ll be stealing this joke and telling it for the rest of my life

That was HILARIOUS!

Pretty good stuff :)

He is hysterical!

Yep, go check out Larry Elders last video.

😂 great opening !

Thats get smart!😂

It's a lot cheaper than what on average an unwanted kid costs the society.

@@SirConto The guilt of killing your own child is even more costly.

@@williamtatum2588 The point was about contraception. Make sure it's widely available and you'll prevent a bunch of teenage pregnancies and other unwanted kids. Doesn't mean those people wont have kids, just that they're more likely to have kids when they're ready and able to take care of them. That way they'll be more likely to succeed in life and less likely to end up criminals. It's also less likely to end the parent's education and career. And that will more than cover the cost of a few contraceptive pills and condoms in the long run. Also, I wouldn't feel any guilt whatsoever about killing a fetus. Intelligence and emotions is what makes a human life important and that thing doesn't have that. I'd consider it morally worse to slaughter a cow (but not enough to be a vegetarian)

@@SirConto Hey, I am sure we have both heard both sides of the argument. I don't agree with your thoughts on a fetus being not alive. We have six wonderful kids. Never once did we consider them not alive based on their location. I believe education and abstaining is best. Always have. I have four daughters. Will they ever stumble and fall? of course, but they know they always have a soft landing spot with us if they get pregnant. A child entering the world isn't as rough as you think. Inconvenience is never a reason to kill. Neither is embarrassment. Children are a blessing not a burden. I am not angry at you. Just trying to help you see another side. Prolife has been given a bad rap. We are accused of only caring about children in the womb and don't care once they are born. That simply is not true. We and many we know are foster parents and adopt children. Our church operates a home for women that are in rough times. Prolife folks care about women very much, just like proabortion folks. We just also care about the girls and boys in the womb too. I hope that makes sense.

@@SirConto there are no unwanted kids.

Where are the meetings tho...

Im not a Republican but can't stand the phoney progressives and Democrats. The hate and bigotry by the left in California is horrendous. Saying that much in California wil probably essentially get me beaten by a mob.

@@Exedus20 (independent) well thank you for not succumbing to status quo.

@@Exedus20 Libritarian

@@hunteryoungblood649 that's just a Republican that stopped hiding their love of money is all.

Well stated!

Brandon Vestal in Dry Bar Comedy is among one of the most underrated 'clean' comedians of all time. Besides K-Von, Orlando Baxter,Mary Mack, and others that I can't name right now,Mr. Vestal is severely underrated. His extremely quick-witted somewhat,outlandishly,funny jokes had gotten me every time. California's a wild state. So are other states which I'm not going to name here. But he's better than just good. Not every comedian on Dry Bar can have that kind of talent,that he had. Or had. I'm apolitical,so,to me,this type of comedy suits me quite well. It's not easy going up there,in front of an audience,express your talent,and just use your funny bone philosophy. And see how much talent each and every comedian does have..

It isn't obvious to say things like "they'll snatch your kids and make them get a job"? 'Cause I've never heard actual liberals be afraid of jobs lol

So not easy to do. Very clever.

Same

I find Republicans to be the largest snowflakes. Always throwing a pity party for themselves.

@@terirea7743 ay give yourself a like and shuve it up ur ......

@@TheyCallMeMinty Haha, thanks. I never considered that I could give myself a like until you suggested it. So I did. But it won't become a habit. I don't need feedback from myself.

Lol. Ditto. Just shared this with a friend since we're practically an endangered species.

True dat!

A Demoncrap that thanks God for something?

@@Tom-vt1jj Are you incapable of seeing your fellow human beings outside of a political lense? Not a very Christian attitude.

@@Tom-vt1jj ok boomer

@@somatacoma Democrats do not represent Christianity and you know it.

What facial expressions? 😂

@Joe Smith Nick is good. I like him too!

if life begins at conception then isn't every conception that happens in America going to result in a citizen.. no matter where the birth takes place? also wouldn't that roll back my retirement by 9 months... and make me older.. change my.. wait.. would we still call it a birthday?

didn't the corporate tax cut Trump passed bring all the businesses back.. no wait it didn't even convince Trump or his daughter to make their stuff here

imagine if we got the airport back from the TSA.. wouldn't that be great? and if 170K Americans dying is no big deal then we can tank a 911 every week of the year and just have the airport back.. if you're scared stay at home and wear a mask

@@voiceofreason7558 are you trying to insult an argument that you don't even understand

As a "lefty", I concur.

@I Am The One Epstein didn't kill himself. Everybody with a pulse agrees on that one.

Yeah I’m not offended about it either lol we should all laugh ourselves more. Makes life easier 👍🏻 more joyful

The world sees American Republicans as radicalized bigots that will go full Nazi if we let them.

As a republican in CA I can testify. I keep telling my kids not to share the family secret. You can tell because the first semester the grades are great and in the second semester there is a persistent drop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

It should be Smičiklas, should it not? :)

Iggy White It definitely should, but when my great grandmother came to America, they translated her name. So instead of Mary Smičiklas, we ended up with Mae Smicklas. They mistranslated it.

Mark Tse As a matter of fact I am.

Mark Tse I’ll be sure to check it out! Thanks!

now go make some blk friends

People on private jets are the ones NOT PAYING TAXES !!!!

Yes! Me too! It is so clever when they bring the joke full circle like that!!!

99% sure I'm the only republican in Brooklyn

Of course you do.

Destroooo!!!

@@SaintBlue6 There are actually “underground” republicans in schools, including mine. Students don’t want to deal with the stuff that comes with being openly republican, so they pretend they aren’t.

@@liaslife1651 Now I just need to find where they're hiding

Seriously, Us Teens Need Jobs

@@Mr.WonderJames ...It beats may be stealing other peoples possessions ...

Bwahahaha

Love it! haha

Mr. Wonder go apply leave the basement and social media behind, it’s a big world of opportunity you’ll need effort to earn it

OK...this comment matches the dry wit of Brandon...made me LOL.

That's a super hero, I'll give a challenge... a pretzel bag 😅

Hi Benny

That killed me lol!

Spirit is the worst airline. Never fly with them. I had no choice because they were the only airline that flew to an airport I needed to get to with no connections.

LOL! You have to have flown on Spirit airlines to truly understand the joke.

@@riproar11 It's a pretty obvious dogwhistle, detective.

I definitely do. I can’t handle the language of many comedians so if I can find someone funny and clean I’m all in!

@@amandakelley1665 you have to have sheer talent to be funny without cussing. Anybody can be funny with bad language.

No doubt about it!

100%

agree, i def watch this channel more

😂😂👏

LOL cause if you drink that stuff, you are most likely going to do something that will land you in jail.

Oh no...lol

@@meganluck4352 That was the general idea, I guess ;)

Dude! You should do an open mic at a comedy place, and open with this joke! Trust me! It's funny

You are so right! We need to have a laugh . And forget about all of the problems that our nation is facing for just a little while. He is a awesome comedian.🤣😂!!

Big fan pf japanese bts music eh?

Everyone needs a good laughter every once in a while and a really good personal hobby.

@@IAMPOPP 🙌

"6 months ago" and things are only worse. You probably just found out they all admitted Trump is guilty but they voted not guilty.

You realise that’s the whole premise of DryBar right? None of their comics can swear…

@@Deroliebe obviously they didn't realize it. Obviously.

Hilarious but didn’t offend anyone

Walk the line between parties?, are we watching the same thing?

@@chef2542 :)))) the irony

Same

That was the bait.

Half the people clicked on the link expecting someone they would agree with, half expecting the opposite. Hopefully both halves were entertained...I was.

Crazy! I read the title and told my boyfriend, "Well there goes Dry Bar Comedy... guess I can't watch that anymore." He told me not to get ahead of myself, so here I am.

Saaaammmeee 😂😂😂😂

True but he's not acting. He's naturally like that, that's his real character. We're friends. Funniest guy ever.

@@galiandmagic I adore him. I hope he comes to Portland.

He reminds me of the most pot head dude I'm tidye from half baked

Yeah, not priming the audience with laughing at his own joke before the point has even been made. This was pure belly laughter for me.

@@galiandmagic I like him, but I think he takes too long after each joke. I guess it’s cause I get bored very quickly. Had to turn him off after a while didn’t have the patience for him.. sorry.

Explains the 40 minute Red Lights :)

"actually"

Steve Polverini that part was talking about California, not Utah

@@master0poker84 Oh yeah. I live in California and experience those often.

Pretty good social engineering experiment, at least...

that was a good one.

@@kingqwcole A legit LOL from me.

In American English, anything that is even mildly funny is “hilarious”. He’s a good comedian. Funny? Yes. Hilarious? Not so much. Learn other adjectives. We have a rich language.

@@Storytime2023x Pardon me, but did you not see “freaking”?

@@eauneau , unfortunately

I’ve got the cheap poncho anyway!

What is corn juice?

@@DrJohnnyJ booze!!

I like it!!

This explains the conception of my last kid.

Where i come from Corn Juice is Moonshine .

Deborah Adcock Indeed... that’s what makes him even funnier. Like some comedians it helps when they laugh with their jokes but his straight face is comedy gold!

The guy in the audience whooping about legal marijuana almost got him..😂😂

Yeah, he's got a bit of that Steven Wright, dry delivery thing going. Great stuff!

I just found this channel a week ago and I’ve laughed out loud daily ever since.

That's funny in itself.

Best clean comedy.

Ryan long. Nimesh patel.

You are pretty

I'm right here!!! Lol

Same for us in NY! 😂😂😂

They're like the jews in Germany hiding from Californian Antifa Nazis 😂

Time for you 3 to be loud and proud and save your states! 😅

F-bombs and vulgarity are not aloud at Dry Bar. 90+% of the comedians on Dry Bar are better than most non Dry Bar comedians.

As someone who loves my flight simulator, his airplane jokes are GOLD. And yes, I did try and land without the wheels😂

Lmao. Freakying! Sounds kinky

I found myself clapping. Loudly. In my house. Alone.

Same here

We've got a cat ladyyyyy

My cat jumps straight up when I let out a big one so I know what you mean. Dog just looks like what in the hell is wrong with you woman

Their bible sees black people as "cursed".. So..That might be the reason. edit : they already ban my other comments me citing their morm bibl in a jokey way, goodluck guys with your racist religions :) I wasnt even saything, I was only citing religious nonsense.

koila maoh where? And whose bible? The bible Christians use (king James, etc) or are you trying to say something regarding Republicans specifically?

@@koilamaoh4238 "I hate republicans...do i know any? Of course not!" that's you

@@koilamaoh4238 you do understand thats not in the bible right? it's propaganda that was spread by the KKK and pro slavery dems back in the day saying thats what the curse of Canin the son of Ham was because it said that Canain would have to server his brothers...that was their "biblical excuse" for slavery...not in the book just some bs justification made by racists...In fact the arguments made against slavery by the Republican Party and abolitionists at the time was also Biblical.

@@koilamaoh4238 that's Mormons though, not republicans, right? Did I miss something?

He's talking racist death wishes.

I live in So Cal and yes he sure is sneaking the truth!

I live here too, BUT I live in Coronado. We are pretty moderate right here on the island.

Savannah, escape while you can.

@@kimbyrd2298 you're more confused than Michelle Obamas gynecologist

Exactly 😄

Yeah, he likes to setup fake scenarios then poke fun at them. Plus he definitely knows how to use the elements of suspense to keep the audience engaged.

I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah, that beginning part wouldn't fly here in CA. LOL

Violet Joy maybe not in LA or the Bay

Know your enemy

You mean, you're not a real person... neither am I

💯

Same. We can laugh. He’s good.

@@JolovesDecor no you can’t laugh

free wifi for everyone

You DEFINITELY need the wheels XDDD

I could sworn i heard another comedian tell that exact same joke not to long ago. Wish I could remember who it was.

OMG! This is the Abso-FREAKING-lutely BEST commentary on the✈️airlines! 😂😂😂

YALLAH!!!!

You're a very fortunate person!!

Well Republicans do fly confederate flags....

Jesse Kleinstuber nice way to show your ignorance... stop putting people into groups, categories and stereotypes 🤦🏽‍♂️ because i’m a republican and don’t fly the confederate flag..

@@johnbee4557 😂🤣😂🤣 Asian-Hispanic Conservative here. Don't fly Confederate flag. Lol. Someone watches mainstream news too much

Angry Raccoon agreed

@@jessekleinstuber6588 I'm republican and the only flag I wave is the one with 50 stars... And the Texas flag too

Nononono! Talent is good but hard work is what makes people great!

YALLAH!!!!

@@callefalk4457 there are 3 republicans and 1 democrat here. Well 2 democrats, if you include me. How are you, YALLAH?

Audience is great, too.

Me too lol

Not true of course but funny. People's health insurance pays for that stuff. Plus CA has tons of Republicans and conservatives.

@@JD-fx1np HI J D. We have to take the good humor whenever we can get it these days...before the lefties bans 'humor' altogether. Ha ha ha. Take care. God bless!

Vestal virgin is defined by the dictionary as an ancient Roman term describing women that were avowed to chastity who kept the sacred flame alive at the altar of the goddess Vesta. Now it means comedian who jokes about Republicans.

They are called the Elephant Government,The devils

@@victornoyan2578 Hi Vic. They are called the Donkey government. The devils. Take care. God bless.

The remaining 22 percent are Mitt Romney voters.

Hshaha That's awesome

Thundarr The Barbarian HAHAHAHAHA GOLD

@@ArmoredLion217 You have to take em where you can get em.

It’s Utah lol!

Nicholas Ovel well said!

Yep!

@bbtootall Republicans can meme and make jokes. The left just gets offended. The left is pathetic

@bbtootall you prove my point. You're pathetic.

@bbtootall i like how you believe that anyone on the left is takien seriously. Both sides have clowns in them so both of you shut the hell up.

This is sad.

Thought it was just me!!!

Nope! It might ruin him!!!😱

DAVE CHAPPELLE, MO AMER, KYLE KINANE, or JOE ROGAN pick this cat up....!!!

🌟

Saaaaame

I'm an independent but I identify as trans republican 🤣 trans vaccinated too! 🤣🤣

Go to college, you won't be a republican anymore

Yes me to

@@MrTruthAddict 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 true

@@MrTruthAddict says no doctor… stoopid

+Memo M What does your self-indulgent profile have to do with the comedy, doofus?

Lol as a Jewish republican I agree ❤

@@Nellsbells79 You agree that you desperately need someone equally perverse and devastated by cognitive dissonance to help you justify your self-destructive ideology?

I am also an immigrant Republic. I did laugh so hard with his Republican joke 😂❤

Or you could just disregard skin colour and judge people by the content of their character.

@@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 or you can just figure out it was a joke the comedian said and parker was just quoting. Idiot.

The funny thing is is I used to know a lot of black people growing up in San Francisco. I was the only white boy in my neighborhood. Unfortunately, the smart ones worth knowing left when people who cared more about their problems moved in. same thing with the Samoans but that's just cuz they could sell their house in the ghetto to some idiot for 10 times more than they paid for it a decade ago.

@@rsanchez6832 Thanks for telling me it was a joke. I wasn’t sure because it wasn’t funny. It reminds me of Michelle Wolf. I think more people just watch her because of her disability and they can’t put a finger on what happened to her.

@@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 so because you didnt find it funny you are gonna jab at a guy that is quoting what the comedian said because he found it funny? Its a joke, only because you found it distasteful doesnt make it any less of a joke.

I couldn't have said it better. 😘

I'm conservative in CA and was howling over his act! So true... too true, LOL!!

@John Doe Oh look, another low IQ, ignorant of history, product of public schooling! Do you live in your mom's basement too?

@John Doe Why doesn't RU-vid allow us to dislike comments?

@@jay90374 ignorant of history?! So there wasn't any racism in american history?!