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AFTERBURN AFTERSHOCK HAS LEFT ME WANTING MORE FROM PASSIONFLIX | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD 

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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@KennieJD
@KennieJD 3 года назад
It’s an incel joke
@bee1501
@bee1501 3 года назад
thanks for the clarification
@iwonderwhyhertearwasntthea5306
@iwonderwhyhertearwasntthea5306 3 года назад
Thx
@Thisguy38
@Thisguy38 3 года назад
Thank you for explaining now I can feel smart
@sangwoooh368
@sangwoooh368 3 года назад
I still dont understand
@MarvelousMoony
@MarvelousMoony 3 года назад
What's your sun sign??? We are moon and rising twinies!
@graceruark1086
@graceruark1086 3 года назад
"Don't toy with me, it's beneath you" "I want you beneath me". What in the 14 year old fanfiction writer
@sqeak6317
@sqeak6317 3 года назад
14 year olds have written better shit than this 😭😭
@shanicek5188
@shanicek5188 3 года назад
This is something I would've read on wattpad at the ripe old age of 14 akdjdjkekzjc
@Ashley-Lopez
@Ashley-Lopez 3 года назад
As a teenage fanfic writer, I can write better than this. I know it’s definitely not the best out there, but it’s MILES better than this crap.
@kcorphan308
@kcorphan308 3 года назад
Nah, it's more like a 40 year suburban housewife who hasn't read a book since highschool fanfiction writer than a 14 year old one. 👀
@Medeinathetrashcan334
@Medeinathetrashcan334 3 года назад
We write better than this you think we write this dry shit, no? We need angst, emotion trauma backstory everything overexplained Biatch
@izzyrainydayz
@izzyrainydayz 3 года назад
"NO. She's considering f**king him because HE BLINKS." I wheezed at this part xD
@murderXmeXsweetly
@murderXmeXsweetly 3 года назад
Someone told this man that strong eye contact is sexy and he just took that to mean “don’t blink, ever.”
@hciapetus1251
@hciapetus1251 3 года назад
Maybe he’s a Doctor Who fan.
@animebabe539
@animebabe539 3 года назад
HC Iapetus Don't disrespect the fandom like that. We deserve better 😩
@zpqri
@zpqri 3 года назад
*"When they go low, go even lower. Go to hell"* - Kennie J.D.
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 3 года назад
💀💀
@doyoueverfeellikeaplasticb2703
@doyoueverfeellikeaplasticb2703 3 года назад
I need to use this
@A8NTnoVidHeO
@A8NTnoVidHeO 3 года назад
🧡 Michelle 2.0 lol
@SnoozinOnSaturday
@SnoozinOnSaturday 3 года назад
Lil Nas X took that a bit too literally lmao
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 3 года назад
@@SnoozinOnSaturday I'm watching a video about his bs rn. 😩😩💀💀💀
@gabvie8264
@gabvie8264 3 года назад
Alternate movie title: “Touch-starved alien stalks local business woman while bootleg royalty-free music plays”
@toxicstar9413
@toxicstar9413 3 года назад
Lmao yes
@29jgirl92
@29jgirl92 3 года назад
Put this on the back of the dvd!
@JanJan4Infinity
@JanJan4Infinity 3 года назад
Yaaasss lmao 😆
@PINKRIOT
@PINKRIOT 3 года назад
Holy shit lmfaoo 😂😂😂
@Shineynsparkles
@Shineynsparkles 3 года назад
Oh like that lol
@donaldducksazzcheeks
@donaldducksazzcheeks 3 года назад
"Im gonna kiss you😐" "No youre not😐" WHY ARE THEY SO MONOTONE PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK😭
@lavalu1137
@lavalu1137 3 года назад
Who read the WTF in the loud screeching meme voice😂😂😂 Just me... oh ok🥲
@kaibaiarrio1299
@kaibaiarrio1299 3 года назад
GOD THAT SCENE WAS ACTED WORSE THAN A HIGH SCHOOL PLAY
@donaldducksazzcheeks
@donaldducksazzcheeks 3 года назад
@@lavalu1137 LMAO😂
@xLiLlyx98
@xLiLlyx98 3 года назад
Oh god that part was so terrible... what even is acting 😂😂😂
@Marina_7
@Marina_7 3 года назад
@@lavalu1137 YES ME omg the meme voice just fit like a glove with those capital letters, it came naturally.
@IzzleWhizzle
@IzzleWhizzle 3 года назад
"I'm gonna kiss you." "No, you're not." "Try and stop me." "Jackson..." "Shut up, Gia." That entire scene made my butthole die.
@abookishmess
@abookishmess 3 года назад
This is criminally under liked 🤣🤣
@GA_131
@GA_131 3 года назад
“Made my butthole die” is an insult only a genius could come up with,
@lilenwasnothere6867
@lilenwasnothere6867 3 года назад
my ass fell off
@verinamusherure881
@verinamusherure881 3 года назад
@@abookishmess deadass, I laugh so damn hard everytime I replay that scene
@elsagreen1476
@elsagreen1476 3 года назад
In Kennie's words, my vulva fell off.
@harmony8195
@harmony8195 3 года назад
Fanfic: You’re in Costco standing in line for your third sample of mozzarella balls. You’re next in line and about to take your sample when you hear: Massimo: yOu LoSt bAbY gOrL? It’s Massimo, your true love, standing in a Costco uniform guarding the samples.
@cycyj847
@cycyj847 3 года назад
😭😭
@Flowerquartz
@Flowerquartz 3 года назад
Thank you so much for this LOL. This made me laugh so hard
@tatibee75
@tatibee75 3 года назад
gorl 😂😂😂
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 3 года назад
Please don't ruin mozzarella (or samples @ a store) for me. 😫💀
@grace.stewartt4224
@grace.stewartt4224 3 года назад
😂😂
@henninggirl261
@henninggirl261 3 года назад
“I want YOU beneath me.” 👀 I immediately flashed back to “areyoulostbabygirl” I can’t go back there...
@priscillaguzman5786
@priscillaguzman5786 3 года назад
When I tell u I GAGGED 😂😭
@tshidi129
@tshidi129 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@alinaj6655
@alinaj6655 3 года назад
I’m wheezing “I can’t go back there”
@torijenkins2731
@torijenkins2731 3 года назад
STAHHHP! 🤣 I'm choking on my Starbucks
@lilikaza02
@lilikaza02 3 года назад
😂😂😂OMG STOOOP
@sarahcha
@sarahcha 3 года назад
“Serial killer:” okay that’s fine in a movie “Unblinking male:” omg this is gonna be disturbing
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 3 года назад
Right that's the final straw for me
@kriskris5907
@kriskris5907 3 года назад
I think a huge part of why that dude is so uncanny looking is that either through genetics, makeup or lighting, every square centimeter of his face is exactly the same uniform color. Like, his lips aren't darker or redder, there's no shine or highlight on his upper brow or the bridge of his nose. I feel like if I tried color picking his face I'd get the same shade no matter where I clicked.
@OctoberLotus
@OctoberLotus 3 года назад
Because his skin is silicone over a metal body
@Sam-0827
@Sam-0827 3 года назад
Omg literally 💀😂
@pumpkinspice7541
@pumpkinspice7541 3 года назад
@@OctoberLotus not the beep boop
@carbonatedcosmo7665
@carbonatedcosmo7665 3 года назад
oh my god you're right
@bekahbabie
@bekahbabie 3 года назад
HOLY SHIT!! That’s totally it!!! I couldn’t pinpoint what it was that made him so uncanny but now that you say that I can’t unsee it!
@Ehh97
@Ehh97 3 года назад
"MINE" Fuuuuuck if I wasn't asexual before, I sure am now-
@beautyandtheoffbeats
@beautyandtheoffbeats 3 года назад
I love how people are still using the “ART “meme
@Garsnoos
@Garsnoos 3 года назад
OMG same 😂
@carbonatedcosmo7665
@carbonatedcosmo7665 3 года назад
i felt so gross when i saw the "mine" thing
@8-bitbaking
@8-bitbaking Год назад
If this isn’t me idk what is 😅
@geekgirl_luv4262
@geekgirl_luv4262 5 месяцев назад
Same lol
@AuroraTigress
@AuroraTigress 3 года назад
"spells out 'boobs' on a calculator energy" "The brick with legs" 😂🤣
@abigailw4599
@abigailw4599 3 года назад
"Handsome squidward" 🐙 🦑 🐙
@aateeq2451
@aateeq2451 3 года назад
Kennie's roasts belong in r/rareinsults 😂😂😂
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 3 года назад
@@aateeq2451 That has its own page? 😂
@imani0nline
@imani0nline 3 года назад
When a man doesn’t blink it’s a threat 👀
@beckybertish7841
@beckybertish7841 3 года назад
I think he got this from Elizabeth holmes..she never blinks.
@jessicamessicaYT
@jessicamessicaYT 3 года назад
There’s a blinking quota
@meji4966
@meji4966 3 года назад
When a man.... it's a threat
@QueeningisaHabit
@QueeningisaHabit 3 года назад
“Hello...9-1-1”😅
@broomhilder
@broomhilder 3 года назад
Knew a cute guy in high school who never blinked and that attraction was flushed down the drain in a second
@Jokobub
@Jokobub 3 года назад
Gia: “Don’t toy with me, Jack. It’s beneath you.” Jackson: *holding in laughter* “Your mom was beneath me.”
@sunmi2539
@sunmi2539 3 года назад
💀💀💀
@jesus_says_chill8688
@jesus_says_chill8688 3 года назад
Honestly, that would only make the movie better XD
@dumbysoup9011
@dumbysoup9011 2 года назад
pleasee this is the best response
@anamariaramirez9341
@anamariaramirez9341 2 года назад
I'm laughing so hard right now. This is great! 🤣🤣
@clownrat5759
@clownrat5759 2 года назад
nah because I’d say this shit 😭
@scubalubaduba3197
@scubalubaduba3197 3 года назад
"GIVE ME A MINUTE DAD!" Sounds like he's master baiting furiously.
@awwcrickets7957
@awwcrickets7957 3 года назад
I’M CLEANING MY ROOM!!
@raicrush
@raicrush 3 года назад
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
@8-bitbaking
@8-bitbaking Год назад
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM VACUUMING MY ROOM!”
@SkyVioletPanda
@SkyVioletPanda 3 года назад
Kendall: "something about his face just makes me highly uncomfortable" Me, who has just seen said face for the first time: He looks like what you would expect if a Ken doll was brought to life by a sex doll company...
@galaxylaurels3539
@galaxylaurels3539 3 года назад
This is it. This is the comment, I'm deceased. You completely nailed what I thought he looked like
@thatsdisco
@thatsdisco 3 года назад
he looks realistically cgi-ed but in a weirdly unrealisitic way at the same time..
@lynf5562
@lynf5562 3 года назад
Lol, he actually does!!!!😱😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thequietdreamer2186
@thequietdreamer2186 3 года назад
@@thatsdisco Uncanny Valley FTW!
@29jgirl92
@29jgirl92 3 года назад
YES! How did you nail that!
@loveisanopendoor3532
@loveisanopendoor3532 3 года назад
I swear every book in existence is a New York best seller like do they just read anything over there lmaooo
@HopelessDreamersClub
@HopelessDreamersClub 3 года назад
I said the same thing
@lillustpotion
@lillustpotion 3 года назад
It because the publisher buys a huge run of their clients books so it makes the best seller list lol
@theelizaaguilar
@theelizaaguilar 3 года назад
Basically once a publisher decides they want a book to succeed, they really push for it. So it has a higher chance of being an NYT bestseller compared to other books.
@Erika-pq7ip
@Erika-pq7ip 3 года назад
I was thinking about this once
@tylerd8289
@tylerd8289 3 года назад
These days you gotta judge books by how they sell on Amazon, since that's used by actual people, and afaik isn't influenced by bookstores ordering a ton of books that don't sell
@smangelchi
@smangelchi 3 года назад
He looks like if A ken doll became real. Not a rendition of Ken in a human form but if ken just stretched out and suddenly became flesh. @.@
@cycyj847
@cycyj847 3 года назад
So true
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 3 года назад
💯😩💀💀
@ribikanemta5984
@ribikanemta5984 3 года назад
HELP-
@lauratuominen9296
@lauratuominen9296 3 года назад
Yeeees so uncanny valley
@TehMomo_
@TehMomo_ 3 года назад
he's like if someone tried to clone Brendan Fraser and they forgot to copy is personality....
@miacosco2228
@miacosco2228 3 года назад
This man is to conventional male attractiveness as Hardin from After is to British accents I will accept no feedback
@dariam.zeretzkialiendre3421
@dariam.zeretzkialiendre3421 3 года назад
This is so accurate. Like the actor who playes Hardin IS British, so why the accent sound so bad?
@somenitrogenconsumer8859
@somenitrogenconsumer8859 3 года назад
@@dariam.zeretzkialiendre3421 probably over exaggerated cockney accent???
@thisasiankidistrashfordram374
@thisasiankidistrashfordram374 2 года назад
Yeah...Also why tf did that dude sound so weird? THE ACTOR IS A BRIT IRL, AIN'T HE?
@bliss2141
@bliss2141 3 года назад
Why does this movie look so... ASHY? The filter. The acting. Everything about it is just so dry.
@aateeq2451
@aateeq2451 3 года назад
I feel like they were tryna go for the ‘romantic’ vibe?anyway it sucks and looks depressing
@abookishmess
@abookishmess 3 года назад
The pic matches yo post so well 🤣🤣
@musamoshe8643
@musamoshe8643 3 года назад
If they don't slap some Vaseline on this film, my goodness.
@earthgirl2929
@earthgirl2929 3 года назад
@@musamoshe8643 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG
@gabbyabbott4965
@gabbyabbott4965 3 года назад
It kind of reminds me of those low grade day soap operas.
@Sketchycrow7
@Sketchycrow7 3 года назад
"I WANT YOU BENEATH ME" SENT ME BUT THE "MINE" SENT ME FURTHER
@pxdden6664
@pxdden6664 3 года назад
Both made me EXTREMELY uncomfortable
@arriibacon531
@arriibacon531 3 года назад
Sameeee I was like WHATTTT 😂😭😭
@empyrea_2546
@empyrea_2546 3 года назад
Oh yeah...the latter left me wheezing🤣🤣🤣
@colors4vana293
@colors4vana293 3 года назад
The "MINE" part had me cringe damn near into non existence. Ugh.
@annavictrix
@annavictrix 3 года назад
I physically recoiled at “my 🐔 inside you” and my arm hairs stood on end at “don’t make me turn you into one of them.” This movie triggered my Fight or Flight response.
@TeddyLovesAxl
@TeddyLovesAxl 2 года назад
Imma have to fight him. Js...🤷🏻🌝
@masonallen3961
@masonallen3961 3 года назад
"No this guy couldn't be a serial killer." "Serial Killers are usually very charming. This guy is completely devoid of charm."
@Pony_Horse_NotAChangeling
@Pony_Horse_NotAChangeling 3 года назад
"Dating Handsome Squidward" Don't insult Squidward like this, at least Squidward had a personality and actual facial expressions 😭😂
@jocelynshaw7612
@jocelynshaw7612 3 года назад
Lolol
@beautyandtheoffbeats
@beautyandtheoffbeats 3 года назад
Squidward was more of a relatable than him.
@DJDarling
@DJDarling 3 года назад
It’s like when your math teacher moves onto the next topic after you barely passed the last 😂
@nherty6172
@nherty6172 3 года назад
And you have to use the last as the basis to pass the current one. 🤣🤣😂
@alexrose20
@alexrose20 3 года назад
story of my life lol
@AikiraBeats
@AikiraBeats 3 года назад
That's whiplash
@arriibacon531
@arriibacon531 3 года назад
Relates 😂😂😂
@brumhelldah917
@brumhelldah917 3 года назад
Me in chemistry rn
@mariagoespro
@mariagoespro 3 года назад
Fun fact: Tosca Musk is the founder of Passionflix. In case that name sounds familiar, she is Elon Musk's sister. They even made some movies together under Musk Entertainment before the creation of Passionflix. I feel like that family is literally everywhere.
@H2OSaborizada7017
@H2OSaborizada7017 3 года назад
Fun fact also : "tosca" in brazilian portuguese means "sloppy", something poorly done. So, in this case, having this movie as a example....Lol!
@strawberryjam6235
@strawberryjam6235 2 года назад
@@H2OSaborizada7017 THIS WOMAN'S NAME IS SLOPPY MUSK
@Butterflier00
@Butterflier00 2 года назад
damn....that apartheid emerald mine money really goes far...
@mirisparkleslikewhoa
@mirisparkleslikewhoa 2 года назад
@@Butterflier00 this!!
@gabiluch87
@gabiluch87 2 года назад
They are slowly taking over
@thalyf3884
@thalyf3884 3 года назад
if the main dude ever watches Kennie's videos he will be insecure for the rest of his life , she roasted him all throughout the movie LMAO
@nguverenahua59
@nguverenahua59 2 года назад
Truth! Also, the main woman's posture is so bad, but that's just my pet peeve
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 2 года назад
I feel kind of bad for the way Kennie criticized him.
@tancred12
@tancred12 3 года назад
Kennie: "And that's the movie" Me: "Ew" Kennie: "I know."
@soapy4066
@soapy4066 3 года назад
"Ew"
@Chronicaly.Online
@Chronicaly.Online 3 года назад
"Ew"
@svnny18
@svnny18 3 года назад
“Ew”
@GA_131
@GA_131 3 года назад
@@svnny18 ew
@CarbonationCentral
@CarbonationCentral 3 года назад
A better sequence of events than “I want you beneath me”
@faerieangeltaitai
@faerieangeltaitai 3 года назад
"I've never ascended so close to heaven, I feel very Icarus right now" BARS
@sim9028
@sim9028 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-V5SQ-uE1kLc.html. BARS
@pixiestxNyomouf
@pixiestxNyomouf 3 года назад
I'm never gonna take Twilights blue-green filter for granted ever again, this movie filter just dry and dark asf
@Jheovanie
@Jheovanie 3 года назад
Honestly, these Bad movies should be paying her. She actually makes me want to watch how awful these movies actually are lol!
@fedhaamour
@fedhaamour 3 года назад
same !!
@hiamyflp
@hiamyflp 3 года назад
True! I've already watched a handful myself!
@fionabrennan9148
@fionabrennan9148 3 года назад
Haha yeah it makes me want to watch it with like my sister or a friend and just cringe together
@renflower1910
@renflower1910 2 года назад
@@fionabrennan9148 Lol same here
@pixiestxNyomouf
@pixiestxNyomouf 2 года назад
Imma keep bootlegging until they run her a bag
@allthatjazz8648
@allthatjazz8648 3 года назад
That Cardi B clip TOOK ME OUT!!! He’s giving a a mix between American Psycho and a newly formed AI. But hey to each their own...
@Cerinaya
@Cerinaya 3 года назад
That was just too perfect a place for it.
@halo8047
@halo8047 3 года назад
SAME, I CHOKED WHEN IT POPPED UP, I DIDN'T EXPECT IT
@arriibacon531
@arriibacon531 3 года назад
Sameeee 😂😂😂😭😭
@nathanielcraig3588
@nathanielcraig3588 3 года назад
The comedic timing of that clip was glorious!
@lindseygueye6078
@lindseygueye6078 3 года назад
Even American psycho had more charm 😭
@ArturGlass.C
@ArturGlass.C 3 года назад
I think this dude looks creepy because he's like the personification of Christian Bale in American Psycho and it triggers the fight or flight response of anyone who has seen that movie or snippets of it.
@idash6545
@idash6545 3 года назад
"It's hip to be square"
@so-original254
@so-original254 3 года назад
I think even he had a more human look to him in that movie
@auliahutami4848
@auliahutami4848 2 года назад
Bruh at least christian bale there still blink and show emotion. This dude is straight up just ken doll and AI robot hybrid 😐
@geekgirl_luv4262
@geekgirl_luv4262 5 месяцев назад
At least Christian Bale knows how to be charismatic and is an actually good actor. The dude in this movie delivers all his lines like a robot trying and failing to mimic human emotion.
@alyssaohnstad2169
@alyssaohnstad2169 2 года назад
"He has appropriate usage per minute of his orbital sockets" will forever be a minimum dating requirement
@Ru-yi9lt
@Ru-yi9lt 3 года назад
The actor's face reminds me of that one episode of Gumball when he wants to look good for the school picture so he turns his face into the "perfect face" with sharp jawline and sharp cheekbones and he thinks that he is the most handsome man in the world while everyone else is looking at him like he is a monster.
@a_trashcan
@a_trashcan 3 года назад
omg yesss 😂
@LisaFrank39
@LisaFrank39 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@FaithFacts
@FaithFacts 3 года назад
This makes so much sense it's scary
@arriibacon531
@arriibacon531 3 года назад
Facts 😂😂😭
@kirabouwerviraltyd
@kirabouwerviraltyd 3 года назад
This 😂😂😂
@AIBot929
@AIBot929 3 года назад
Is any one else uncomfortable by how Jackson's lips are the same color as his skin, and the just dead monotony of his voice.
@ginasmith8569
@ginasmith8569 3 года назад
Yes it looks like he put foundation on his lips.
@snookie202
@snookie202 3 года назад
I noticed this and it bothered me so much!!! 😬
@elliestell962
@elliestell962 3 года назад
I’m black and my lips do that🥲
@Eve.003y
@Eve.003y 3 года назад
His soul left his body and now he's dead inside. I am 100% sure
@sojourndestination3031
@sojourndestination3031 3 года назад
@@Eve.003y Oh no you didn't. 🤣🤣🤣 that explains why he doesn't blink. You have solved the mystery.
@megankeller7857
@megankeller7857 3 года назад
A lot of these “sexy” or “dominant” scenes are taken from 50 shades and just done really crappy. And just like 50, mommy issues. Rich guy. Surveillance.
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 3 года назад
50 shades of mommy problems
@asenseofyarning5614
@asenseofyarning5614 3 года назад
Especially following the woman to Atlanta because she is not, under any circumstances, allowed breathe anywhere he can't supervise. I'm almost positive that happened in FSoG.
@XxxMuseluverxxX
@XxxMuseluverxxX 3 года назад
@@asenseofyarning5614 Yeah, it happened in either the first or second movie when Ana went to visit her mom in Atlanta and Christian took a flight and followed her there lol like wtf is this guy doing
@nickywal
@nickywal 2 года назад
Kinky people forcing their way into the conversation like uwu if you just gaslight the woman into saying yes it's like super wholesome and stuff. Normalising controlling and hurting women is like so woke and feminist *mindless giggle*
@cam4636
@cam4636 2 года назад
@@nickywal Whoop, found the terf For the uninitiated: that ain't kink, it's manipulation, but conflating the two is standard radfem rhetoric--sex is abuse unless you do it their way.
@KiryaOni
@KiryaOni 3 года назад
Ahh, the makings of a good bad romance novel is not complete without the man saying c*ck, yelling “christ”, and telling the women she’s “mine” 💀
@Akimichish
@Akimichish 3 года назад
My mans is the literal personification of text to speech
@MarieJohanna760
@MarieJohanna760 3 года назад
Omg...that's true
@Diva380
@Diva380 3 года назад
This is an underappreciated comment that should've gotten 1K likes... I cackled. 😆
@elbowsbuns1896
@elbowsbuns1896 3 года назад
💀I hate how true this comment is
@evisionaryloveslife
@evisionaryloveslife 3 года назад
💀💀💀💀
@mikomiko7418
@mikomiko7418 3 года назад
underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@willowwickertop7152
@willowwickertop7152 3 года назад
They heard people say Henry Cavill for Christian Grey and said “well we built this wax figure of him. The lamps melted him a bit but it’ll work”
@willowwickertop7152
@willowwickertop7152 3 года назад
No shade to the actual actor, the intro scene had direct overhead fluorescent lighting which is doing him NO FAVORS
@hiamyflp
@hiamyflp 3 года назад
The actor in this looks like Cillian Murphy somewhat!
@KATROSE92
@KATROSE92 3 года назад
Honestly this guy is making Geralt of Rivia have a lot more emotion.
@hiamyflp
@hiamyflp 3 года назад
@@juliagafurero7701 I wasn't insulting Cillian Murphy.
@WitsNSass
@WitsNSass 3 года назад
DEAD!!! Lmaooooooo!!!
@K4nyinsola
@K4nyinsola 3 года назад
Anybody: 👁 👁 Kennie: USE YOUR ORBITAL SOCKETS!
@eileen8787
@eileen8787 3 года назад
Lmao not only do his expressions never change, his tone and speed of talking is literally the same with every word, and every line he says! What is that? A robot?
@enriquesanchez9016
@enriquesanchez9016 3 года назад
Right? That guy has to be the WORST actor i've ever seen.
@oakyii
@oakyii 2 года назад
i don't think most people could talk like he does even if they tried, honestly, lmao. it feels and sounds unnatural in every way possible
@mariar6701
@mariar6701 3 года назад
Jackson: “I want you beneath me” All other ppl in the room when trying to do business: ???? 😀
@OctoberLotus
@OctoberLotus 3 года назад
How she kept a straight face is beyond me. A guy says that to me, I’d snort.
@Hokilema
@Hokilema 3 года назад
I literally just died at this comment😂😂😂💀💀
@Ashley-Lopez
@Ashley-Lopez 3 года назад
@Bella Rose I’d start quacking lmao💀🤣
@QueeningisaHabit
@QueeningisaHabit 3 года назад
I literally screamed “Oh, girl” when he said “cock.”😂 like sir... can you not.
@corpseparty0u0
@corpseparty0u0 3 года назад
IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD? I was watching on my phone and just instantly pressed the screen lock button, flipped it screen down and said, “WHATDIDHESAAAAAYYYY???”
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад
CCCCCOCKKKKKKK
@hiamyflp
@hiamyflp 3 года назад
It was hilarious!
@your_dad_on_vacation
@your_dad_on_vacation 3 года назад
That word can only be used in wattpad fanfiction
@Asia_03060
@Asia_03060 3 года назад
@@your_dad_on_vacation And porn
@observantsweetie
@observantsweetie 3 года назад
People here in New York read erotica on public transportation... New York Times bestsellers list is not difficult to get on🤷🏾‍♀️ That cardi meme got me wheezin 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@lynncornelius3733
@lynncornelius3733 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@sowhatdoipress
@sowhatdoipress 3 года назад
They often smirk... they often blink Kennie you did not have to come for this mans inability to quench his dry eyeballs like that
@pixiestxNyomouf
@pixiestxNyomouf 3 года назад
The accents, the "sexy" talk, almost permanent filter and physically constipated acting had me checking the time not even 15 minutes in.
@thequietdreamer2186
@thequietdreamer2186 3 года назад
If MST3K comes back for a 13th season, this needs to be one of the films they cover.
@charlisabeth
@charlisabeth 3 года назад
"Physically constipated acting" lol, so true! The whole time I got the feeling that the actors were super awkward/ uncomfortable about the lines and it showed...
@DragonFeyAni
@DragonFeyAni 3 года назад
holy cow that chocolate licking seen where he said "mine" was SO unattractive, I actually cringed
@sadtitties222
@sadtitties222 3 года назад
So true. All it does is make me want to swear off chocolate for weeks (which is amazing since I LOVE chocolate). Kind of like how the 50 Shades franchise made it slightly more difficult for me to enjoy eating delicious ice cream without thinking of THAT scene, lol.
@missserenity1090
@missserenity1090 3 года назад
I watched the trailer and I squirmed when he said it the first time (and when she played it in the video). It’s so uncomfortable to watch.
@antigua26
@antigua26 3 года назад
He kinda sounds like Stitch
@WitsNSass
@WitsNSass 3 года назад
I was on the cusp of cringing, but then I thought of the Cookie Monster saying "Me want cookie" and I was fracken DEAD!!!
@abbywolffe4114
@abbywolffe4114 3 года назад
On top of that the chocolate was like smeared around it didn't look appetizing it looked gross
@Caposaurus
@Caposaurus 3 года назад
That "Mine" part made me cave in on myself. I guess you see it in written fiction sometimes, but hearing it is so much worse and I want to become a nun.
@inok6124
@inok6124 3 года назад
"Last time we were here, I got copy claimed by freaking MGM because I talked about their 26-year-old shitbag movie Showgirls. I will give you your pennies 'cause obviously you're starving, Oliver Twist." LMFAOOOO
@zzdreams66
@zzdreams66 3 года назад
She’s so funny 😭
@endless_del
@endless_del 3 года назад
im glad straight women also think movies/novels like this are also gag-worthy bc i thought it was just bc im gay
@kittentree198
@kittentree198 3 года назад
“Unblinking male love interest” jeez I choked and scared the dog 😂😂 😂
@thequietdreamer2186
@thequietdreamer2186 3 года назад
“Unblinking Male Love Interest” - one of the great hallmarks of bad acting in a lousy romantic drama. EDIT: Thanks for 1K likes and more! And trust me, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan in me could devise a season 13 around all of these movies.
@NotUnique_
@NotUnique_ 3 года назад
This made me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting me but it worth it
@taliapillay1999
@taliapillay1999 3 года назад
You forget the one and only Edward cullen
@soundsoftheheart3164
@soundsoftheheart3164 3 года назад
This is so right🤣🤣
@jaceny3077
@jaceny3077 3 года назад
Please make a list and share it! 😁
@thequietdreamer2186
@thequietdreamer2186 3 года назад
@@jaceny3077 Will do. But part of me wants her to cover Samurai Cop. You know, just for the cringe compilation.
@KhayJayArt
@KhayJayArt 3 года назад
I actually confused Passionflix with Pureflix and thought, "Damn they're making spicy Christian movies how does that work?" 😭
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@naplockblubba5369
@naplockblubba5369 Год назад
SAME! It didn't help that they made a series called Gabriel's Inferno
@mirih4239
@mirih4239 3 года назад
Petition to get a full version of "I can be needy but not that damn needy, you a serial killer baby" because that was PRICELESS
@winterstormkillingya7630
@winterstormkillingya7630 3 года назад
"...they often smirk, they often blink..." Multitasking things on his face I'm telling you i screamed and was lucky to be home alone😂😂😂😂😗🖐️😌
@alexlu_
@alexlu_ 3 года назад
serial killer movie: 18+ serial killer movie with soft music: PG
@soundsoftheheart3164
@soundsoftheheart3164 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!!!
@beautyandtheoffbeats
@beautyandtheoffbeats 3 года назад
Serial killers that are poor and ugly: OMG Terrifying criminal minds plot. Serial killers that are hot and rich: Yaz Zaddy show those blank emotions 😘😘😍😍😜💖💖💖💖
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 2 года назад
@@beautyandtheoffbeats Good-looking serial killers get hate too!!!
@bs5049
@bs5049 3 года назад
their faces are so uncanny valley, is like they’re using extremes amounts of face tune... during the whole movie
@jamilaali7288
@jamilaali7288 3 года назад
I know right, so uncomfortable.
@clownrat5759
@clownrat5759 2 года назад
Oh they for sure are
@nellie1991che
@nellie1991che 3 года назад
Yes daddy! Give me that 'Jack the Ripper' meets the bachelor tease I'm longing for.!
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 2 года назад
And his character's name is Jackson.
@bethanylamastus15
@bethanylamastus15 2 года назад
I saw the main actress in a commercial for schizophrenia medication so at least the girls getting her bag
@abbywolffe4114
@abbywolffe4114 3 года назад
"I _AM_ THE BIG BAD WOLF" _"What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?"_ I see no difference
@aqua5399
@aqua5399 3 года назад
It's like the trope of the guy saying that he's 'bad for her', but they still end up together
@clownrat5759
@clownrat5759 2 года назад
@@aqua5399 “I’m too dangerous for you..” and then he proceeds to literally baseline level emotionally abuse the woman throughout the entire fucking film 😭😭😭😭😭
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives Год назад
...was this Twilight fanfic too?
@user-rr2ep3gt5p
@user-rr2ep3gt5p 3 года назад
"Life is like a lime. It's tart and tangy. Sweet. Oh! So sublime!" An Extremely Goofy Movie. Where are my ten points Kennie? 🥺
@sweep8311
@sweep8311 3 года назад
dangit i knew i heard this from somewhere
@emmaothorell
@emmaothorell 3 года назад
I thought Sylvia Day only wrote historical erotic fiction... Don't ask me how I know that. We all have our skeletons
@nozie1659
@nozie1659 3 года назад
She writes other books, my fav bared to u series
@carly7522
@carly7522 3 года назад
Bared to you is such a guilty pleasure
@crystalrue5356
@crystalrue5356 3 года назад
Cardi B entered the chat like: "AAAAH WHAT THE FUCK!" 😂😂😂
@CombustibleCake
@CombustibleCake 3 года назад
sir the script says “possessive” not “text-to-speech”
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 3 года назад
😩😩😩💀💀
@user-xl3uf7ie8y
@user-xl3uf7ie8y 3 года назад
FRRR
@Rikkilover17
@Rikkilover17 3 года назад
Say it together kids: "Lighting is very important!" the way this is lit is just.. soooo baaaadddd
@tmg9056
@tmg9056 3 года назад
That’s what I was thinking! That ‘smoulder’ scene when she first sees him would have been okay if his face doesn’t even do many shadows
@sunnygirly2k4
@sunnygirly2k4 3 года назад
@@moodwriter057 IKR?! My bugbear.
@YikYakTikTak
@YikYakTikTak 3 года назад
Well they couldn't do that! Good lighting might show how bad the AI robots they got instead of people actually were!
@HORIZONNNN
@HORIZONNNN 3 года назад
As a film student you are right! Lighting is VERY IMPORTANT
@tegwaturan2994
@tegwaturan2994 3 года назад
@@HORIZONNNN u
@rachelh9462
@rachelh9462 2 года назад
Something about the way Jackson's actor delivers his lines gives me strong aspiring slam poet vibes combined with pick up artist energy.
@rolanslide8509
@rolanslide8509 3 года назад
the whole "main character has more chemistry with a character they're in one scene with then they have with the main heartthrob throughout the whole movie" seems like... actually somewhat common in shitty romance movies, I've noticed? idk how they keep doing that but it happens quite often, it's weird
@i354
@i354 3 года назад
Love how he delivers his lines like he's reading them in rehearsal of a schoolplay
@hiyd.y9787
@hiyd.y9787 3 года назад
so bad like how the movies in my country are, it hurts listening to them😫😂🤣
@Medeinathetrashcan334
@Medeinathetrashcan334 3 года назад
@@hiyd.y9787 our countries actors r actually rllygood but the stories r shit
@SilverMoon459
@SilverMoon459 3 года назад
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 same
@hiyd.y9787
@hiyd.y9787 3 года назад
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 ours are bad (most of them are) so it is just so painful watching movies
@coral_set
@coral_set 3 года назад
The dude is the epitome of “go on girl, give us nothing”
@taylorhagler5959
@taylorhagler5959 3 года назад
His attractiveness is odd because he's too perfectly attractive I find guys that look like that. I find people that look like that slightly creepy even though they're attractive 😂
@lisettes.9598
@lisettes.9598 3 года назад
His face is actually really pretty when he smiles. It's his stiff, lack of expression acting that puts his face in the uncanny valley territory. I bet he's cute with normal face expressions and movement.
@hiamyflp
@hiamyflp 3 года назад
@@lisettes.9598 He was in Gossip Girl for like one episode.
@_bebeboudeur_
@_bebeboudeur_ Год назад
@@hiamyflp wait who is he? I don't remember him but it makes sense !
@Exotixa
@Exotixa 3 года назад
"When they go low, go lower--- go to hell." I diiiieedd
@sasssy.a
@sasssy.a 3 года назад
You just somebody homegirl, I'm somebody's home skillet biscuit. We not the same sis!
@canary9418
@canary9418 3 года назад
Preach 👏🏾
@LisaFrank39
@LisaFrank39 3 года назад
😂😂
@clydeclyde4941
@clydeclyde4941 3 года назад
Preach it
@kayshia7777
@kayshia7777 3 года назад
PURRRRRRRR
@please_stahp98
@please_stahp98 3 года назад
"Is it the thrill of knowing - or not knowing - if he's going to blink this hour?" D E C E A S E D
@Hibarasama
@Hibarasama 3 года назад
Homeboy has RMF: Resting Murder Face. That's why he looks off.
@christinethuo6840
@christinethuo6840 2 года назад
Got BSKE . Big Serial Killer Energy
@Fatimah-cs5co
@Fatimah-cs5co 3 года назад
Its like the don’t even try to make the guy attractive at all...like, they mistake confidence with low effort and lack of investment, they don’t even have to take off their pants while they are doing it. They don’t need to charm her, or see something beautiful or attractive in her...she just is drawn to him for no reason and he likes only likes that she is drawn to him. no chemistry, no love, not even just physical attraction, so empty
@mariekelli9204
@mariekelli9204 3 года назад
the actors body movements makes it seems like it’s a horror movie. Like this is so scary to me 💀 😭
@purplepotato1814
@purplepotato1814 3 года назад
"I've never ascended so close to heaven" *Girl, if you don't-* 😭
@henninggirl261
@henninggirl261 3 года назад
I heard that and immediately thought “oh dear.” 🥴😂
@sbaxter3252
@sbaxter3252 3 года назад
I'm feeling very Icarus.
@data_storytelling9167
@data_storytelling9167 3 года назад
the way I wheezed at this😂
@confettibastard
@confettibastard 3 года назад
"When they go low, go lower. Go to hell" CRYING (also Aries moon gang!!!)
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 2 года назад
I've had issues with people with Ariean moons.
@andrearivera4952
@andrearivera4952 3 года назад
When he licked off the chocolate, he definitely gave me the Richard Ramirez vibes licking blood off before drawing the pentagram
@demigothneka
@demigothneka 3 года назад
They were going for Ian Somerhalder...but ended up with Dexter.
@demigothneka
@demigothneka 3 года назад
@@ami_was_here lobotomized dexter.
@tshidi129
@tshidi129 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@tossefin
@tossefin 3 года назад
@@demigothneka lmfao exactly 😂 real Dexter was fine
@sm00rezd
@sm00rezd 3 года назад
@@demigothneka at least dexter put on a show for the girls..😭
@shoujokadyan5502
@shoujokadyan5502 3 года назад
It was bothering me why this guy looked so familiar! That's it! XD You hit the nail on the head.
@grapejuicelover5622
@grapejuicelover5622 3 года назад
When he licked her stomach and said mine I literally gagged
@mermaidmoon2254
@mermaidmoon2254 3 года назад
It was so...unerotic xD lol
@vecarter569
@vecarter569 3 года назад
OMG, "Chad" actor is now on The Young & The Restless, too...as Chance!!! The acting pipeline from this movie to the soap world is wild! 😂
@jayking2228
@jayking2228 3 года назад
Plzz help me understand the reference 🙏🏾🙏🏾😪
@vecarter569
@vecarter569 3 года назад
@@jayking2228 The main love interest - who is so stiff & robotic - is now a soap opera actor on The Young & The Restless. So as we all laugh at how un-romantic and stalkerish he is on this movie...where he is supposed to be so irresistable, it is hilarious that his wooden acting got him another job...on the #1 soap opera in America! He is embracing his creepiness on the soap though...and playing a sneaky villain. The 2nd actor - Chad character in this movie - is now on that very same #1 soap opera, too. He plays a federal agent turned police officer on Y&R. So to have these 2 specific actors now cast on the most popular soap, but they were also both in this very crappy movie...is hilarious!
@jayking2228
@jayking2228 3 года назад
Thank you sm
@geekgirl_luv4262
@geekgirl_luv4262 7 месяцев назад
Describing what they did in this movie as “acting” is very generous 😂
@Darkrose517
@Darkrose517 3 года назад
If you want to see a good movie where a character that is blind falls in love, watch "The Way He Looks". It's a really sweet Brazilian gay movie!
@chevvy427
@chevvy427 3 года назад
"The Way He Looks" is a very good gay romance movie about a blind highschool student. I would absolutely reccomend it if yours like to see more blind leads!
@ava-lc8gd
@ava-lc8gd 3 года назад
ooo time to watch that
@aishaqurbanova7278
@aishaqurbanova7278 3 года назад
I love that movie
@18shadowolf
@18shadowolf 3 года назад
Omg yesssssssss
@larry_face_uwu
@larry_face_uwu 3 года назад
YESS i watched that 20 times
@bryansl0587
@bryansl0587 3 года назад
The Cardi edit both startled me and sent me into a fit of giggles.
@vickst0892
@vickst0892 3 года назад
😂💀
@yoruichishihouin1419
@yoruichishihouin1419 3 года назад
I laughed so damn hard at that part😂! Perfect edit!
@starscreamslouboutinheels4070
@starscreamslouboutinheels4070 3 года назад
I almost got a heart attack when Cardi appeared 💀😂
@hibiscus752
@hibiscus752 3 года назад
“Brick with legs” girl you have me laughing so much
@summerpinkleton136
@summerpinkleton136 3 года назад
"This man is a MENACE!" I screamed so loud I startled my dog.
@imani0nline
@imani0nline 3 года назад
I can’t even begin to explain the serotonin boost I get when I see a Kendall upload 🥲
@heaven4395
@heaven4395 3 года назад
ur so pretty
@marwaregab7040
@marwaregab7040 3 года назад
You're absolutely gorgeous
@seajay2157
@seajay2157 3 года назад
You’re gorgeous 🥺😘
@OctoberLotus
@OctoberLotus 3 года назад
Same. I screeched when I saw she uploaded.
@dd8645
@dd8645 3 года назад
same 😄
@shaughnessynoble410
@shaughnessynoble410 3 года назад
Kennie talking about the male main protagonist: Not this guy giving me chopping me up and putting me in the freezer so that he can eat me throughout the year tease. Me talking about the male main protagonist: He's giving me real Hash Slinging Slasher tease!!!! IYKYK
@HopelessDreamersClub
@HopelessDreamersClub 3 года назад
The hash slinging, gash tinging, bash ringing-
@shaughnessynoble410
@shaughnessynoble410 3 года назад
@@HopelessDreamersClub 😆 Yaasss
@CassidyDrew13
@CassidyDrew13 3 года назад
“I love it! Never rise above. When they go low, go lower. Go to hell.” Why did this make me laugh so hard🤣
@Arieswithhydrocephalus
@Arieswithhydrocephalus 3 года назад
"My dude looks like the night stalker" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sidenote: There's such a thing as a 5 week one night stand?
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 2 года назад
Yes, there is.
@Lilmama21903
@Lilmama21903 3 года назад
The level of creepiness this guy has makes Edward Cullen look normal 😂😂
@jadynb.2092
@jadynb.2092 3 года назад
Yess
@oakyii
@oakyii 2 года назад
true, at least edward was semi-emotive and got upset sometimes. this guy just stares and simulates emotions like an alien who doesn't quite understand how to blend into human society yet, so everything he does just comes across as uncanny, lmao
@clownrat5759
@clownrat5759 2 года назад
@@oakyii still never getting over his dead eyed stare in any of those movies. God, twilight was SUCH a horrific car crash you just could NOT look away from.
@bjp1101
@bjp1101 3 года назад
'Unblinking male interest' already took me out
@thequietdreamer2186
@thequietdreamer2186 3 года назад
Somebody needs to make that a meme.
@soundsoftheheart3164
@soundsoftheheart3164 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I choked on my sandwich when I read it... Lol
@InvisibleRen
@InvisibleRen 3 года назад
I really appreciate these types of reviews. Romance movies often make me go “Is that sexy? Is this sexy to straight people???” but then you come on here and tear up these dudes and I just feel a lot better. Those “straights are you okay?” memes only appear in my mind in scenes like “😛mine.” So glad to know it’s just a weird ass few.
@beans7448
@beans7448 3 года назад
you KNOW a movie is bad when it doesnt even have a good soundtrack
@sikolethudlamini6578
@sikolethudlamini6578 3 года назад
“ Shut Up. Gia “ my toaster can say that with more emotion ✋🏽
@danielasaunders6167
@danielasaunders6167 3 года назад
My dude saying 'you're mine' whilst licking her stomach gave me hella Armie Hammer vibes
@nazarisreyes6037
@nazarisreyes6037 3 года назад
I commented the same, they have similar energies
@punkytailz
@punkytailz 3 года назад
really thought you were talking about baking soda..
@blueraine8705
@blueraine8705 3 года назад
I'm so amused that "Armie Hammer vibes" is now a thing
@nunpho
@nunpho 3 года назад
@@punkytailz his full name is actually Armand Hammer
@dania02
@dania02 3 года назад
It gave me awful wattpad werewolf story flashbacks
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