Ahsoka Finale: Garbage, Horrific Fan Fic Written for Clapping Seals! 

I was hearing the Benny Hill theme by the time I finished reading. Well done. If AZ could just wear a nipple prosthetic on his head it would have been perfect.

This bugs me soo much - Thrawn in the books is just an amazing, respectable character, and here: "Sir we have lost contact to our fighters/troops!" "Ah, an acceptable loss..." Beware the Grand Admiral - his main strategy: every loss is acceptable...

They're pretty much making him out to be a psychopath then if he lacks any remorse for his troops which I think in the books he cared for or yknow actually used them strategically @@acealus3983

He can only be as smart as the purple haired gender studies obeist writers.

So a Cal-Art graduate? DarthAngelus made a mostly excellent adaptation of Thrawn on screen in "Star Wars: Heir to the Empire - Part One (fixed!)" Animation and voice acting is a bit rough but still better than anything Disney released in a decade...

on the flip side of things you could drink every time someone crosses their arms or says a shitty line of dialogue. warning! this game is only for professional drunks or people that like slipping into a alcoholic induced coma.

​@@michaelotoole1807😆😅🤣

What about a drinking game where we take a shot every time Sabina has a very punchable expression on her face?

Excellent double pun there.

🤣 This is gold

Thrawns logic everytime Oh I lost the heroes are winning and killing all our troops and messing up our plans but that was my plan all along. Yeah right Thrawn is dumb and full of crap 🙄

Yes this, it was the exact same in Rebels

Eating Checkers and stealing Dave Filoni’s Crayons! 😂😂

This fucking faux "geek" culture is a cultural cancer. These people have no clue what made iconic stories and characters what they are or why preserving them matters.

Yes, I thought that as well.

I think its written for bots. What human could like this?

Sadly having been a teacher since 1982 (from industry) who started out as a Maths Teacher but then became an IT Teacher followed by a Microsoft Trainer who very much promoted IT, I really regret doing so. Lots of reasons but primarily the Pandora's Box contents has been strewn out due to the Internet. My main one and my most stupidest one, was that IT would 'empower' us in becoming more intelligent than we have ever been. What a complete idiot I was, because it has done the very opposite in making people far less intelligent especially GenZ. Who as I find dealing with them is beyond all belief, the classic one being how they no longer converse with each other, even when walking home from school with their friends are like drugged up silent zombies 'glued' to their mobiles. A recent event in a store where I bought an item for £1 and it was marked 10% off. On giving a £1 coin to a young cashier, he proceeded to take out his mobile to calculate how much 10% would be, I told him it was 90p but he told me, he would have to call his manager over to check I was correct. The manager about five years older on him, he too took out his mobile and did the calculation and confirmed i was right. Both I could tell had not the slightest concept or any embarrassment they could not work out what 10% of £1 was. So yes I totally agree with your comment, that we now have TV programmes written for such humans that to all intensive purposes are on par with thinking skills of a 'bot', At 70, I am grateful my years won't be long but I apologize for helping to bring about the decline in humanity.@@shadf7902

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You being metaphorical or referring to how they literally puppeted Darth Sidious around in Rise of Skywalker? Doesn’t matter, it’s all shit

@@adammeyer6650 Both lol

"Whyte male begone!"

Well,put

Ever seen "Weekend at Bernie's"? Here you go...

That just about sums it up!!!

An A for Abysmal ! Filoni obviously got an A+++.

All these so called writers just got a participation trophy and got let loose on our beloved IPs

Man, they did soooo much cocaine back in the 80's and what a movies they made! What are they doing now? Fentanyl?

Old school writers had life experiences to draw from (Tolkien famously channeled his WW1 experience into LotR). Modern writers go from college to Disney in one leap. They only experience the world through Twitter.

There are plenty of old school type writers who have been black listed by the big companies

All the major plot points would unfold the same whether or not they interacted with each other. That is how meaningless the whole show. There are zero consequences or tension or sense. At the end they just fold their arms and are like “whatever”. What the hell even is this tripe?

It’s disney’s bullshit morality at play; if anything, i think Disney wants the world to align with the empire because “female empowerment” is the coming of the new communist world hegemony.

Hey, knock it off. If Dany kind of forgot about the iron fleet, then the witches can forget that too.

Yes, convenient

"shh no questions, just consume product."

He reeked of crab people not jedi...all part of the plan 😂

And escape unnoticed to meet with Hera.

And the grooming mandate!

Good damn point

Well they did give us Andor as rhe exception

@@johnrodriguez2198 Andor wasn't bad. The problem is that it seems better then average simply because everything else is so awful.

@@joeyellis850 andor 😴💤

The thing is that it everyone can be a Jedi it makes being a Jedi less special

​@@KeruthesageI don't even mind if exceptional will and dedication could help one connect with the Force. It's just that Tumblr OC Sa'bean is a brat who haven't displayed any such qualities or put in the work. No pain no gain, it's worthless. It's not compelling at all, there's no struggle to speak of.

Sabine using the Force is more ruinous to Star Wars lore than hyperspace ramming!

My problem is that first off force sensivivity is having a celing for everyone. For example Mace Windu was the greatest duelist but Master Yodas force sensitivity was greater then his. Booth had great abilities and trained since childhood. Yet what each master could archieve was diffrent. Anakin as the chosen one was that big of a deal because he was basicly the force incarnate, but evrn after training for years he still hasn't reached his full potential before he was mutelated. Sabine never had years of just force training, And the little she had coupled with basicly no force sensitivity in the first place aka a low celing would mean shed either need many years to slowly build it up. Only that we saw,she has zero talent for it. Or she straight up wasnt fit for this. To just let someone belive hard enough shits on all previius masters whos life was the force. And it ruins the legendary Sith and Jedi who were stronger or better in their use of the force.

And that's that they made it so thrawn couldn't chew his way out of a wet paper bag.

​@@Paul_Ridgewaydon't forget: blow the fucking structure up so it collapses on top of them!

Your characters can only be as intellegent as the writers. And this show the writers can't breathe with stopping everything that isnt breathing

If they had a brain,which the writers don't 😮‍💨

Too bad they didn't see the movie where the guy looped a fire axe/crow bar through the handles of the security door to keep the bad guys out. But they're so stupidly high tech they only have light sabers. That's it. How you going to open that can of beans? Lightsabre. How you going to brush your teeth? Lightsabre. How you going to wipe ur a55?

The actual master plan about that is… to extract more money from gullible viewers.

Well is a brilliant strategy when the sabine, ezra and ahsoka brainpower add up to 1 IQ. Absolute shambles of a writing

Guy's a stable genius, bigly so.

He’s be good when you need to keep spam callers busy while you back trace their location.

It's of Alderaan manufacture, so it's worth at least an Army. 😁

That rug really tied the decor of his Star Destroyer together.

You have no idea how hard it is to find the perfect couch.

I originally thought that Thrawn could just get on a shuttle and start ferrying people up to the big O Ring as soon as it arrived, but I am capable of admitting when I was wrong. You see, the O Ring, CAN LAND ON A FUCKING PLANET! So it should've been even EASIER for them to board and JUST FUCKING LEAVE! Literally NOTHING from this SINGLE PLANET is worth bringing when they have a GALAXY to exploit if they just LEAVE! Have everyone board the stupid fucking looking ship, AND JUST LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! But no, Thrawn has to be retarded, because the writers don't know how to be intelligent. But don't you worry, thanks to the WGA, there's gonna be 6 more writers of equal skill level next time further crippling the budget. You know, cause THESE writers deserve MORE MONEY.

or lifting his ship 250 feet up making the episode 3 mins

Right?! Like what the hell?! And all that just to get Ezra home? It's not worth it when so many innocent lives are gonna be at risk now.

In fairness, thrawn so far is no real threat. He's been incompetent from second 1. So barely any real threat.

There is absolutely no reason Ahsoka and Sabine can't use Space Whales again to get home but nope let's just stay stranded on this dumb planet 😒

Exactly!!! I'm saying this to everyone I know of who seems to watch this garbage and they keep brushing over the obvious... Because Disney star wars is about Easter eggs and consume next product.

as if thrawnk is a treat to anyone...

You should've seen how I felt during this show. I couldn't stop screaming at the monitor.

My question is if you hit two targets in motion then how the fuck are you not taking critical damage?!

Or maybe, just MAYBE the TIE Pilots are infested with 'muh diversity' hires who couldn't fly nor shoot to save their lives??? I mean you can't tell with them in the helmets/armor and all... Jes' Askin'

​@@Antonio-ys5zd imagine if Ray had done the same. The Filoni simps call her Mary Sue but are ok with Ashona and Sabine 😂😂

@@anonymous-hz2un Rey was flying a falling apart Falcon. It's impressive that she even got that flying

@@anonymous-hz2un Because Filoni is amazeballs...... Filoni fans are too stupid to realise that Filoni is just a KK sock puppet.

You mean like those glowing sticks the characters are always carrying around? You know Disney doesn't have the balls to actually make the Lightsabers DANGEROUS

@@jeremyallen5974 Well apparently you can be gutted by these new fangled light sabres and they wouldn't cauterize your organs, go figure.

Its like those old episodes of the tv series Batman, where they end the episode with Batman 2 inches from the buzzsaw, and the wek after he’s 10 feet from it and pulls a gadget from his belt

A blow up doll has more personality.

Why’d I read that laugh like Frieza? 😂

😂

Andor, season 1, beginning and last episode of season 2 Mando have probably been the only good live action shows for me, rest are just eugh

and of course Ezra has to ride bitch behind Sabine. this is really Sabine's show not Ahsoka's.

Sabine using the Force is more ruinous to Star Wars lore than hyperspace ramming!

Wait until AI reshooting is a thing. They WILL make a stronkwahmyn fest out of Empire Strikes Back with ai made original actor faces and ai made original actor voices. With marginal cost at 0. Buy dvd/bluray while you still can.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

@@gruby970 I think I remember a guy making a script for a Scrubs episode with an AI as a joke, I wonder if that AI is good enough to work on Science fiction stuff.

the hole star wars left in my heart still hurts tho. I once told my wife all I wanted to do was live long enough to see all the sequel movies. How do you go from that to where we are today

@@wargamesmaster nonono, the scripting will be done by humans. Propaganda/mindcontrolling is too important and delicate matter to be left to computer program. AI will be used to seamlessly falsify the past video and sound, is all. 1984.

Actually

I rather be in a jigsaw trap than this garbage at least with a jigsaw trap I know I'm dying a brutal death

Die of boredom? Die in an infected syringes pit? Boredom… or syringes… boredom… syringes. Syringes.

Don't insult Jigsaw like that man, his traps are far more clever than the writing of Disney Star Wars.

What a twist!

The writing in this episode is profoundly awful. But I will always give credit where it’s due and there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation to your query. (No sarcasm there really is) The night sisters only picked up Ahsokas ‘force signature’ the instant Ahsoka tapped into the force to communicate with Sabine down on the planet. So with that establishing fact, it stands to reason that Ezra has simply cut himself off from the force for a decade (similar to Obi-wan) which is why the night sisters never sensed him on the planet all this time, nor on Thrawns destroyer. You may think that’s a shit answer but it is the answer.

Sabine using the Force is more ruinous to Star Wars lore than hyperspace ramming!

24:40 🤣

I mean Ezra did hesitate

Ezra the guy who sent a Star Destroyer to ANOTHER GLALAXY with the Force can't jump 10 feet without a the main character's help, I know the show is called Ahsoka but it should really be called Sabine. In my personal opinion Sabine should get the death penalty the moment she arrives in the New Republic for causing all this. HAN would for sure shoot her with a blaster and put her in prison at the very least. But its more Girl Boss garbage from disney!

@@joesalyers it was a lot more than 10 feet and unless somebody snitches no one will know it was Sabine's fault

@@Antonio-ys5zd >Noone will know if the jedi are corrupt and lie Maybe Palps was right all along. It is just about power. What a dark universe. Modern star wars is less hopeful then warhammer 40k. Luke would have never lied to the alliance about putting his light saber down during the finale. He would have 100% told them what happened. The jedi are few which is why they're supposed to be an inspiration. Not just corrupt people doing dirty jobs. If Sabine wanted to just be lady mando she didn't need the force for that.

@@Drak976 no there is literally no reason for anyone to say Sabine could have destroyed the orb. Literally no reasoning whatsoever

How she not dead from a point blank lightsaber stab like I stopped watching after that lmao

Yea, I guess she can survive w/out a liver? I kept watching out of morbid curiosity. I felt physically ill watching the Troopers literally walk into Sabine's lightsaber ON PURPOSE instead of all of them standing back and shooting the crap out of her as any military force (trained from childhood) would have. I'm just so mad what they did to this show and The Mandalorian I probably won't be watching anything besides Andor in the future. I feel dirty watching now, like I'm endorsing the stupidity.

Even Moff Gideon was a more threatening villain, and hes only supposed to be Thrawn's underling

Basically, Thrawn became the Witches' innocuous Smurf Uber driver back to the proper galaxy.

My mom watched Ahsoka too and, as she doesn't really know who Thrawn was, thought he was a double agent for the good guys and that he let up on purpose (sending small teams, letting them into the tower etc.). Not the way you write a baddie like him! :D

And more sense.

Ahsoka acted so arrogant and bland in this series. She is way more likeable in the Clone Wars.

Hell the turtle-woks did too

B1 battle droids show more emotion than anyone in the show.

Facts

She was also there to remind people that she's the general roughly every 5 minutes.

Well, found one redeeming quality in this shitshow at least

rare based disney SW moment

It's difficult because he's disgusted by StarWars crashing into the ground but excited by being able to make money from looting the corpses.

​@@M-S_4321That's fine by me - at least he made it entertaining!

​@@M-S_4321to he makes money off a lot more than just star wars. Just easy pickings for now

"The anger, the rage, the hatred..."

Anger🤬🤬🤬🤬

They had to make sure nobody missed the very obvious parallels they have been drawing all season.

That is great ! Thanks for the laugh !

Filonis cowboy hat is full of coming on set

He rubs one off to himself, with a picture of himself while at it🤣

What was the reason for him to do it? besides Easter egg??

And robbed from a Stormtrooper ZOMBIE corpse.

They want to release a Lego set with an Ezra dressed differently.

@@Spamkromite Imagine all the rotting flesh lining the inside of the armour and then wearing it.....eurgh!

If he knew he was meeting Hera, there was no need for a disguise. And if Hera was already expecting him she would not have been surprised. If none of them knew they were gonna run into each other, the shuttle would have been shot or detained. So the only explanation is merch and a stupid cheap payoff for the stupid shills.

Of course not, writing a character who's "smart" and is portrayed by a white man? That's that certain word that these slacktivists use to label everybody who doesn't agree with every single idiotic, cringe, and easily destroyed narrative they push....fatphobic.

something tells me you never watched the animated series

Zombies are a lazy trope and best left in the 1980s.

@@liamwilson7549 yes, the animated series where he lost every encounter until the very end. It seemed like he would finally, FINALLY catch a W in the S4 finale, but spacewhales.

@@FerunaLutelou he just got a W now… or did you not watch ahsoka and you’re just here to hate on Disney because this guy said it’s bad? A lot of things Disney has done as of late have been garbage, there is no denying that. But ahsoka is not garbage, as someone who loves the animated series for Star Wars this was extremely dedicated to consistency. They even got David Tennant who voiced huyang in the animated series many years ago to reprise his voice again.

He was a force ghost at the end of the OG at the celebration on Endor right after he died from killing the Emperor.

@@debanydoombringer1385 I wrote ‘speak.’

@@Skele10bro you mean being a force ghost while alive? hmm.. Luke managed that trick but it's not an easy trick.

@@marhawkman303 No, I mean that he never appeared as a force ghost to speak to either of his children. The only way for Anakin to appear to Luke or Leia as a force ghost is after he died, so I suppose I don’t understand your question.

@@Skele10bro As debany mentioned... Anakin DId show up once as a Force ghost. didn't do much, but he did. Sooo... when would he have had a motive/opportunity? ep7 or Ep 8?

🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟wars!🤣

@Paul_Ridgeway he got crapped on by the fans and the prequel actors had their lives ruined because of the fans plus he probably wants to retire.

So the Force is Covid?

@@timberry4709 Hey how dare you I'll have you know that it was 0.001% lethal just like the cold but the flu took a year off to find itself that year as well.

The writing is aimed at the "neuro-divergent" demographic. How could anyone unironically take any of this Disney Star Wars seriously? It's a parody. Space Balls

Your 6yo niece should be running Lucas Films, do a much better job because at least she knows that you don't eat crayons.

They're overpaid!

Nice surprise to see you here, my brother in Christ. I watch your channel every weekday morning to find out what the modernist in Rome are messing up on any given day

I'll never forget the star wars writers room white board out of 16 or so ideas dinosaurs was on the white board twice. Then we get Mando Season 3 that's all about dinos. Those little babies dinos are going to be ridden by the little kids watch.

“And somehow Palpatine returned.”

Something about modern 304s lol

@@piranhapout 😂🤣

Yeah, you gotta filter them with the Controversial option to see the comments with different opinions.

@@LunarSpiral1127 Anything that criticizes it or the Disney machine gets downvoted to oblivion

What do you expect? 1) they're all reddited over there and wouldn't know good if it hit them in the head. 2) there are Disney shill accounts and pixie dusters doing a full court press. Combine the two, and the sheep go where they're led.

These days there's no guarantees that these people are even real.

Reddit is a cesspool. It needs to ride off into the dust where it belongs..

I loved the short video in the morning with the emotions. 😊

I haven't watched any of it (for which I am thankful, since I stopped watching StarWars when they stopped being created only for the big screen) but sMALL sCREEN sTARwARS is made for RU-vid reviewers. Disparu commenting is better than the shows themselves.

I’m waiting for Grizzy’s shill compilation for this episode. The cringe levels there will be nuclear

@@curiousguyontheinternet9023 can’t forget about Grizzy pointing out all the shills!

@@leilei520 “Oh, he Vadered! He Vadered!”

being a Jedi is mostly about religious affiliation honestly, it's what seperates them from the sith.

This is an incredible dumb comment. Congrats.

Sabine using the Force is more ruinous to Star Wars lore than hyperspace ramming!

Natasha is a Black Belt 3rd Dan. Her moves were excellent. I was really impressed.

They are not fans. They are consumers. A name is what they need to consume. For this show that name was Hayden Christensen.

Even their target audience isn’t watching.

That's actually the writers

Not at all The emotional is ambivalence, she feeling 2 emotions at the same time Couldn't give a 💩 couldn't give a fcuk

Nah she just has a full colostomy after getting her colon transected by a lightsaber

Loki season 2: hold my beverage!

An exercise in money laundering

It is okay, saber wounds are nothing but a thing, not even there to taco bout!

It felt like a Power Rangers putty/mook fight. Except, not good.

That’s because you already knew subconsciously that the setup leading to this point was garbage and the payoff was gonna be garbage and their was no tension or atmosphere established since the show began. It’s just bullet points of things that need to happen and nothing matters, none of the characters affect the plot at all.

I will say the first seasons of Mandalorian were actually good. Anything else thou? Nah.

@@TrafalgarWaterDLaw-dl5cm 1 was fun. Not so much when they made the galaxy small in season 2 by bringing in Bo Katan and Ahsoka. But it was still fun to watch.

@@RMJAV Pretty much. But at least up to Season 3 Mando was still the Main character of his own show, and the hope was there for us to see more planets in the future. Also Boba Fett was actually good in Mando. They just under utelized him

That ability isn't convenient for the plot anymore so he forgot how to do it.

Check out Mace Windu in the 2003 Clone Wars animation!

Just goes to show you that Filoni has always been a hack. He just had better writers to hide behind in the Clone Wars.

The Clone Wars really declined towards the end. S7 was a travesty. I always saw the show as one-shot storylines that happened during the Clone Wars, but I guess it’s all canon and narratively important.

W H A T

@@Psycorde Yes, you read all of this correctly and clearly. I did not make this up, this is all real in Filoni’s canon

Watch Andor, it's just s really good show that respects your intelligence

Yeah I know right just in time for halloween.

Everyday a new NPC is born

probably