AI Could Never Write This Joke | Kiry Shabazz | Stand Up Comedy 

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“we need an expert to go into outer space and wrap a nuclear bomb in a crunchwrap supreme” was a rollercoaster of a sentence

The retired Taco Bell Expert, cabin in the middle of nowhere, gathering his old crew & their own difficulties of life since moving on in life. Coming back together on this great mission. What a gold piece of comedy!😂sounds exactly out of a missionary movie.

As an Indian, he's spot on about Indian parents, the internalized racism, and colourism is real (to varrying degrees) in our many communities. Especially among our North Indian majorities

The set was so good that I forgave the arms of his glasses for not reaching his ears. The second pair was the same so I guess it's his head. 😂

"You got time for the LORD??!" 😂😂😂

Saying "Honestly bro, you're projecting" to a bear 😂

I love that the glasses don’t even sit on his ears. 😂

Bro I know it's time sensitive but we needed more time.. you're funny af 😅😅

Funny as hell. I need a whole hour from him.

That Karen/natural predator bit was a super good one, lol.

I love how he just leveraged the plot of one of my all time favorite movies, Armageddon, and made himself Bruce Willis. Top tier comedy😂😂😂

My 12 yo daughter likes to watch a comedy video with me before bedtime. I think it's her way of not only spending time with me but also getting to know her people because where we live not a lot of people look like us. I'm glad we found your video. We laughed and I feel good because she can relate and understand all the things you touched on. Nice set. Very smart!

💀 “what’s all this sh$t floating around in the air? It looks like opportunity!” 💀 😂😂😂😂

I got a sudden urge to get in the ocean and see the Titanic 😂😂

"I need a Karen to be evil, so I can be a "good" liberal" - Top notch genius!

i yelled out loud "NOOOOOOOO" when it ended 😢, quickest 9 minutes of my life, the comedy was too good man....

Yesss!!! He's back! The last one was hilarious and so is this😂🧡

“I don’t want to waste my time in therapy, becoming a better person, when I could be learning more useful skills like parkour” 😂😂😂

That is the most elaborate way to talk shit about your coworkers I have ever witnessed

This is the roast of ‘Armageddon’ we didn’t know we needed 😂

My man, that shit was funny. Your profession is 100% necessary. Thank you

The karen vs the homeless joke was freaking hilarious

Man, this guy is as smooth as butter in his delivery. Feels like I'm listening to a close friend.

7:42 first off, having restaurant skills has saved me a FEW TIMES 😭 You better remember that Crunchwrap recipe! I’m a restaurant manager though so I’m bias 😂😂😂

He is FUNNY!!! i laighed til tears came. He is truly talented. That bit at the end where he took thr taco bell ans rrally ran with it was the perfect ending. He has real real skill and creativity. He deserves a huge audience and i hope he gets it. Just watched it again two months later and laughed til tears again

2:37 those are actually Malcolm X glasses.

from the back 😂 "I just turn around & say" 🙌💯 Hilariously hilarious 😅

You had me at catch sickle cell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Very funny! Crowd interaction is not something just anyone can do. Also the story telling is perfect 🤩 Reclusive taco expert, “I don’t do that anymore” 🤣

We need a store manager 😂

“Cubhood trauma…” 😂

dude just starts writing a movie

Kiry won me over hilarious comedy hope to see more of him but i Must replay😂😂😂😂😂

That last one was too creative

My gf & I were laughing uncontrollably this whole set!

His voice sounds like Tyler the creator in a weird way

this is the funniest i've heard in a long time! love!

“we killed off their natural predator” ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

I love this guys comedy sets, wish there was more! He needs a special frfr

This dude is a genius 😎. Everything he says hits. A different kind of comedic gift

Top quality. I’ll pay money to watch this man. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿.

he's a comedic genius , and wasn't scared to be offensive, that's a major component of comedy

Somewhere, Patrice O'neal is smiling. LFG!

The Taco Bell joke was hilarious

His cadence of Hindi racism was on point 🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂😂😂 off the grid. “I don’t do this anymore “ 😂😂

That Armageddon joke was lit

The karen bit 💀😭

I enjoyed his performance. He is cool and very good at making me laugh. Peace 😂

I was already laughing from the beginning but when he said that, "I don't do that anymore" I totally started rolling. I'm still laughing, thinking about it. Great show!!!

his glasses fit the way Arthers fit

That was just plain funny!

This dude is original af and hilarious he will make it to the big leagues

This is HILARIOUS!!! I'm looking into more of him for sure

Can’t wait to see a full special from this guy, his comedy is so well thought out. The glasses bit had me 😂😂😂

THIS is AMAZING and so original

Kiry was writing a whole action movie with that last joke

Shabazz is back!!!

Not me reciting the crunchwrap build with him😂😂😂

I watch a lot of comedy because that’s just what I’m into. This guy is solid as heck ! The delivery and the source of the jokes. I can’t wait to see more honestly 😂😂😂 my best friend is Indian 😭😂

I've yet to see a meh comedian on Don't Tell Comedy and he was sensational!

i dont recall ever seeing him before but im a fan now ! the glasses bit got me

Top quality. I’ll pay money to watch this. man. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿.

This here is innovative comedy! Loved this set and def looking for more!

😂 Best piece of stand up I ever came across

the whole taco bell outro story had me rolling. the lengthy backstory and character profiles really were the cherry on top for me. i loved every bit of this set. great work!

That Karen bit was brilliant

Good Lawd! This dude is amazing! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

In my defence, heard what he heard. Just rolls right out. Truly funny joke set. Awesome.

"we need a store manager" lmfao I would pay money to watch this guy.

Love how easy he is pulling laughs. Dig this dude. ❤

This man was on 🔥 I have the sudden urge to watch a Bruce Willis movie now 😂

That "Karen/ecosystem" and impact of glasses on each culture angles just earned you a new fan, sir 😁!

That last part was freakin gold!!!😂😂😂

This dude funny af. Ain’t had a good laugh in a minute thanks for that 😂

MY PARENTS GOT ME LENS CRAFTER AND I GOT A CANE NOW 😂😂😂 SAVE YOUR MONEY WHILE I TAP😂😂

This dude was fuckin hilarious. Such refreshing comedy. Loved this.

Soooooo goood!!!!! Even his improv with the guy's glasses was on point! Grade A set. Hope he gets a special!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🫶🏾

Fantastic set!

😂🤣That was great. New fan!

Every single joke hit fam.. Bless🙏🏽❤️🫡🫡

Too funny!!! Glad he popped up in my feed. I will definitely look for more!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

He stretched them frames out😂

That was good shit dude. Liked and subscribed. God bless!

This bit is gold 😂 best laugh I’ve heard in a while. Thank you.

This was a great piece of comedy, I can't wait for more. Black Ralphie

Pretty much a master class going on in this video. Kiry is bone dry in delivery and multi-faceted in his joke's content. And he's right: AI couldn't write these kinda narrative jokes with changing viewpoints. How in the world would an AI come up with a joke about a 'grizzly projecting its anger on a human'? And 'hair the color of cancel culture'. Priceless. What is more it's the _human connection_ that makes things like stand-up work. Would/could an AI ask an audience member to borrow their glasses whilst continuing to riff on the circumstances of the exchange. How could an AI understand the contextualised racial reality behind the joke about suddenly seeing abundant opportunities floating around made suddenly visible having donned a white man's glasses? That joke requires a sophisticated understanding of not only the joker's circumstances but an understanding that the audience would get all the nuances thrown into the joke's whole package and delivery. Recently, biologist Denis Noble compared the atoms and molecules in metals and machines with those operating within the water-based cells and organisms of living organisms. Basically the molecules in machines may vibrate but they have no motive freedom within their structures to produce an emergent intelligence whereas the molecules operating in the water of living organisms have very significant freedom to shuttle all around a cell's interior and do so under the constant buffeting of Brownian Motion provided by the water molecules themselves…… *Free will is not an illusion | Denis Noble* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-et7XUoenAxo.html&ab_channel=TheInstituteofArtandIdeas Remember, human beings have an 'embodied' and 'grounded-in-existential-experience' multiple combined intelligences which can switch perspectives and viewpoints, bring in twists and side points, all in a flash and the audience will not only 'get it' while being bounced up and down many cognitive levels but will understand the joke's unique combination of nuances whilst also getting the cultural viewpoint of the jokester's and all their intervening flourishes of the story. For human beings language is a 'fuzzy' _output_ generated by unique individuals _with socialised minds_ whose minds are also continuously processing their interior physiology and also the sensory signals coming from living on an ecologically complex planet. Massively complex non-linguistic experience is the input and language is just one of a number of outputs thsat brains can generate. On the other hand, an AI's 'intelligence' (???) comes from shovelling *_linguistic_** inputs* into its circuitry as its only 'experience' and then being surprised that it can talk 'good English’ back to us via statistically weighted linguistic outputs. *Putting language in to get language out, well, just how intelligent are these atomised and educationally fragmented 'masters of the universe' programming all this AI?* And the phenomenal amount of fossil fuels burnt to enable AI’s processing power - *GPT-4 consumed approx between 51,773 MWh and 62,319 MWh - whilst the human brain runs at approx 20watts/hr provided by a mere 2,000 calories of food fuel over the course of a whole long day.* Each and every single one of our astonishing brains processes the many-layered complexity of our interior physiology and our exterior social and LIfe-support worlds on a couple of meals a day! (I think an exclamation point is warranted there, no?) On the other hand AI’s fossil fuel consumption of its vast tech farms is literally endangering the planet (crypto-mining _even more so_ ).

finally, an honest video title. 😂😂😂

I just want to say that Kiry here has the script/movie idea that could get me back into the theater after 20 year hiatus. I want to pre order that movie. That is the comedy we need. You don't have to change the world. Just make me laugh until I fucking shit myself.

I've been binge watching all your uploads, but this, by far, made me laugh out loud the most, especially towards the end. I wish it would have lasted longer.

This set was fire hoss. The start felt a little slow to me, but still good. But then much like a rocket launch, once the engine was lit it really took off. The Armageddon reference had me rolling, especially since it is one of those movies I always watch if its on or just want something to pass the time. Can't wait to see more of your sets.

Great! God bless you and your families Aloha

Bro had me rolling 😂

Only 2:39 mins in and already better than half the stuff I seen this year😂😂

That was some solid writing right there hahaha

The glasses joke was hilarious.

This channel never disapoints 😂😂😂

You're funny as hell! Thanks for the laughs! TACOBELLL!!!

That was a killer set.