Тёмный

Aimless Speculator - Jerma Plays The Invisible Hand (Long Edit) 

dumptruck
Подписаться 21 тыс.
Просмотров 98 тыс.
50% 1

Jerma tries his luck at the stock market
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

Опубликовано:

 

27 сен 2024

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 124   
@wheag
@wheag 4 месяца назад
can you reupload this but with the unedited stream playing in my right ear while the long edit plays in my left, this would help me focus
@brotherbootlegger1777
@brotherbootlegger1777 4 месяца назад
Also farting and screaming in both ears thanx
@homerodysseus4203
@homerodysseus4203 4 месяца назад
Dont forget subway surfers playing on the side AND some weirdo squishing goop beside it
@jomo4680
@jomo4680 4 месяца назад
Also a giant red pulsating mass that is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen before
@DogethanDogestarASMR
@DogethanDogestarASMR 4 месяца назад
If you could bass boost the audio by at least 6 decibels too that would be fantastic, thank you so much Mr editor.
@timidle
@timidle 4 месяца назад
Make it vertical. Appreciate it.
@CJGriesmeyer
@CJGriesmeyer 4 месяца назад
He sounds exactly like a real stock trader
@yeoremuthare677
@yeoremuthare677 4 месяца назад
1:27:12
@thesnowmiser6728
@thesnowmiser6728 4 месяца назад
​@@yeoremuthare677 Well, thats not what I was expecting
@st_bernie
@st_bernie 4 месяца назад
this is really good financial advice
@iconsumecats2853
@iconsumecats2853 4 месяца назад
The fact that Jerma thinks to much and fails instantly at the questions and get roasted by the game is absolute gold
@letsbesomebody7653
@letsbesomebody7653 3 месяца назад
If a webcam doesn’t turn on with Jerma’s nose and face coated with baby powder gritting his teeth trading stocks i will be disappointed in a missed opportunity
@iamzomb.
@iamzomb. 4 месяца назад
Skye on Friday, dumptruck on Saturday what a great weekend
@Doothicus
@Doothicus 4 месяца назад
How do you do it dump. Every time I think, dumptruck can’t possibly get better than this, this is peak dumptruck. And then DAYS later you’ve OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!
@Lavassin
@Lavassin 4 месяца назад
When you have that big of an ass, life just gets easier
@Ea-Nāṣir1750BC
@Ea-Nāṣir1750BC 23 дня назад
outdumped himsalf
@MyNameHere101
@MyNameHere101 4 месяца назад
Mr Greenz younger, more tech savvy brother: Kid Green
@AdasEdge
@AdasEdge 4 месяца назад
Love how the courts issue wasn't really with the illegality, just that they didn't get a cut.
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 4 месяца назад
I like how the game had a Stockbrokers Union joke, yeah like ok and whats next? A Union for police officers? The game is such good satire ngl
@ilyakoni6887
@ilyakoni6887 4 месяца назад
oh i love jerma for being so cool and choose to play shovelware games over popular titles, hes like your grandma who bought you knock-pff games on christmas and not having a clue that these games are utter garbage
@TheArachnoBot
@TheArachnoBot 4 месяца назад
"im gonna go long on murder" -Jerma985
@genericsername
@genericsername 4 месяца назад
i got inside information from my murderer friend they said its really gonna boom this year
@patches3432
@patches3432 4 месяца назад
The game is a metaphor. It’s basically sending the message of no matter how big you want to get or how much you consume. You will always want more, and that cycle never ends
@lemonynora
@lemonynora 21 день назад
and the only winner is the guys at the top who use these traders as pawns and create a hostile stressful enviroment. also a sorta cult mentality too as jerma showed when he defended the heartless bosses in court like they dont care about him at all even though he is vice president. they will use him as a patsy. its a disguesting system
@deep_sea_demon
@deep_sea_demon 3 месяца назад
I think its so funny how Jerma plays the part perfectly
@deep_sea_demon
@deep_sea_demon 3 месяца назад
1:15:44 like he sounds insane here its so funny
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 4 месяца назад
I swear does Jeremy play at like 480p resolution where he actually can't tell what the fuck is going on? "Grand Toilet"? It's gold. And he says it wrong twice. That does seem like something he would do. He is a very strange small man.
@LimabeanStudios
@LimabeanStudios 3 месяца назад
Normal monitor but he is sitting 10 feet away
@renatlottiepilled
@renatlottiepilled 4 месяца назад
This one is one of my favorit streams ever, highly underrated Jerma classic
@dynomar11
@dynomar11 4 месяца назад
It's unsettling that the highest rating you can get for public opinion is "indifferent"
@smrxtc6520
@smrxtc6520 4 месяца назад
How so?
@snek7915
@snek7915 4 месяца назад
even that is too high for what the parasite class deserves ☕
@dynomar11
@dynomar11 4 месяца назад
Indifference means they can do whatever they want ​@@smrxtc6520
@3xasfast811
@3xasfast811 4 месяца назад
​@@smrxtc6520you're profiting off of civil war and using lobbyists to stop other stocks from getting too high. The best you can do is not be in the public eye because they'll never like you.
@theycallmedoorway9913
@theycallmedoorway9913 4 месяца назад
Unsettling? More like realistic.
@westarrr
@westarrr 3 месяца назад
The music in this game has no business being this hard.
@heatmojo
@heatmojo 3 месяца назад
90 minutes of that one bit where jerma says money in an evil tone
@graciee.458
@graciee.458 4 месяца назад
Jerma re-stream, Mac and Cheese Review, and now THIS Things are looking up
@vcr53wus
@vcr53wus 4 месяца назад
God giveth and god taketh away, But dumptruck only giveth.
@bunnyslug
@bunnyslug 3 месяца назад
i love succession
@-cohst
@-cohst 4 месяца назад
I love this one so much
@gobbo1917
@gobbo1917 4 месяца назад
Im a 31 year old boomer and i love your jerma longdumps. Thanks for the hard work truck daddy.
@najtrows
@najtrows 3 месяца назад
I will use this as financial advice going forward. Thank you mr Jerma
@Itstlur
@Itstlur 4 месяца назад
give it to me dumpy
@pauloricardo-wn6ps
@pauloricardo-wn6ps 4 месяца назад
rip the best to ever do it
@escottronic
@escottronic Месяц назад
one of my favorite streams, i love the moment when jerma gets the "day trading bad" message
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 Месяц назад
CRAZED CAPITALIST streamer sent into a FRENZY at the prospect of STOCKS and MONEY
@davido5317
@davido5317 4 месяца назад
Aquafirma is an alternative universe character of jerma as a mermaid
@spencerjohnston5969
@spencerjohnston5969 4 месяца назад
Bro that guy asking for the reupload has gotta be jermas mom
@TheArachnoBot
@TheArachnoBot 4 месяца назад
Dumptruck is feeding us well
@Blaaake
@Blaaake 4 месяца назад
40:04 "I have an open trade. In what? uooooaaHHHHHHHuooooo!"🤣
@Mempavrai
@Mempavrai 4 месяца назад
your long edits are the only thing keeping me alive right now
@Jaybe8891
@Jaybe8891 3 месяца назад
we're gonna sell at 10 sell at 11 sell at 10 SELL AT 10 GOT IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT.
@MuradBeybalaev
@MuradBeybalaev 4 месяца назад
Basically Jerma winning at his own casino.
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger 4 месяца назад
The Jerma famine (2023-current), also known as the Jermamite famine or the Drought of Jex, is an ongoing crisis in the RU-vid and Twitch communities where afflicted users are suffering the effects of a widespread scarcity in new Jerma985 content
@RancorousSea
@RancorousSea 4 месяца назад
I'd rather watch vods than the boring live action shit he does with eceleb friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@hand13932
@hand13932 27 дней назад
@@RancorousSea i smoke crack
@Ea-Nāṣir1750BC
@Ea-Nāṣir1750BC 23 дня назад
@@RancorousSea i do heroin
@wheag
@wheag 4 месяца назад
thanks for the jerma! thank you once again
@jackmalcolm
@jackmalcolm 4 месяца назад
Another one already!?
@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 4 месяца назад
mmph, i just ate, Im so full of dumptruck.
@MyNameHere101
@MyNameHere101 4 месяца назад
57:47 did he just purr
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 23 дня назад
patch in cocaine and quaaludes instead of coffee and tea and you got a game.
@ZxybzzYT
@ZxybzzYT 4 месяца назад
I don't understand this game at all but I'm watching because Jerma funny
@krakkked
@krakkked 2 месяца назад
Jerma Gambling On Stream Part Shmee
@GiraffeDawg
@GiraffeDawg 4 месяца назад
Wooo another long edit🎉
@Stapler42
@Stapler42 3 месяца назад
For future me, Jerma crashing cheese stock is at 53:19
@hydra5758
@hydra5758 Месяц назад
All I'm saying is that if Patrick Bateman were a day trader...
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken Месяц назад
An awesome edit to go along with this one would be the Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator stream or Universal Paperclips ngl.
@James-tj7qg
@James-tj7qg 4 месяца назад
I LOVE THIS STREAM SO MUCH THANKS FOR THIS
@jango7889
@jango7889 4 месяца назад
1:15:43 one of the few times where i genuinely feel a little afraid of jerma
@user-nw9kk5zw2s
@user-nw9kk5zw2s 3 месяца назад
nice to see jerma finally land that position at delloite
@KatrissaBallet
@KatrissaBallet 4 месяца назад
Money.
@TheBoardandThebord
@TheBoardandThebord 3 месяца назад
1:15:43 is the jerma beware intro.
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 23 дня назад
"i have to pay 1 million, that's awesome, i have 10 million in the bank!" annnnnd that's actually why our country is evil
@teebeeish
@teebeeish 4 месяца назад
dumptruck you’re my hero
@flanexism0165
@flanexism0165 3 месяца назад
I followed the advice of this stream and now I’m being summoned to court. What do I do?
@8stormy5
@8stormy5 4 месяца назад
Wow, I can't believe Jerma985, full name Jeremy Elbertson, resident of Las Vegas, has personally endorsed and uploaded almost ninety minutes of sincere, real-life, professional opinion on the movement of various capital markets, advice which he offers in an official capacity as a financial advisor! I can't wait to stake my life savings on various stocks under the justified belief that this professional advice is delivered accurately and in good faith!
@YTTHROWAWAYCORONA
@YTTHROWAWAYCORONA 4 месяца назад
13:03 - this is unironically what I think on days I can't WFH
@iceogre
@iceogre 4 месяца назад
1:21:22 😭😭
@Goosiepoo
@Goosiepoo 16 дней назад
i was hoping someone would comment lololol
@griffinslack
@griffinslack 4 месяца назад
Are you ever gonna do sims 1 jerma playthrough?
@lolzforlunch
@lolzforlunch 4 месяца назад
This is my actual stock market strategy. Please delet this
@AverageOhioGamer
@AverageOhioGamer 4 месяца назад
Jerma is good at making smart games entertaining for dumb people
@Saikocide
@Saikocide 4 месяца назад
good edit unpaid viewer 👍
@ryoaahy4271
@ryoaahy4271 23 дня назад
nancy pelosi simulator
@RepetitiveRoutine
@RepetitiveRoutine 4 месяца назад
UPLOADED 2 HOURS AGO
@minihand1340
@minihand1340 4 месяца назад
can you add chat to these, i love em
@JE06product
@JE06product 3 месяца назад
as an investment trader this is somewhat hard to watch 😅
@Goosiepoo
@Goosiepoo 16 дней назад
do you have any advice
@JE06product
@JE06product 16 дней назад
@@Goosiepoo ye dont day trade, and even money market funds are better than ur money sitting in a bank account. if u can get a qualified account do it for tax purposes. (not financial advice )
@Goosiepoo
@Goosiepoo 16 дней назад
@@JE06productmuch appreciated :D
@creamslapfartpie8642
@creamslapfartpie8642 4 месяца назад
I can't believe we lost him.... Honestly, I didn't think it would hurt like this. Missing you every day brother
@stewie_bok
@stewie_bok 3 месяца назад
what
@noises4978
@noises4978 Месяц назад
miss ya big man
@notapplicable1483
@notapplicable1483 4 месяца назад
Chucky cheese stock dipping due to Jerma is truly an incredible cannon event 53:14
@sluggerbutter
@sluggerbutter 4 месяца назад
i’m glad he’s buying stocks at his retirement home
@nicholasjayres
@nicholasjayres 4 месяца назад
Wall Street Andy
@marceline3665
@marceline3665 День назад
this is greed in the biblical sense. a sickening glimpse into a rotted world
@jsol2483
@jsol2483 4 месяца назад
One of my favorites, thanks so much dumptruck!!
Далее
Jerma Goes Muddin' - Jerma Plays Snowrunner (Long Edit)
1:07:59
TEAM SPIRIT: НОВЫЙ СОСТАВ. SEASON 24-25
01:31
Как он понял?
00:13
Просмотров 129 тыс.
Papa Jerma and Mama Miku's Freezeria
41:10
Просмотров 727 тыс.
The Invisible Hand - The Short Joke
36:04
Просмотров 257 тыс.
Plainsight Psycho - Jerma Plays Hitman 1 (Long Edit)
2:00:16
TEAM SPIRIT: НОВЫЙ СОСТАВ. SEASON 24-25
01:31