Swordless Bastard - Jerma Plays The Black Masses (Long Edit) 

You can tell he actually likes this game. Not randomly killing npcs and is focused on progression.

The “clicking at 90% loaded bricks the game” disclaimer at the start really sets the tone for the stream

Jerma is playing this like it’s his first open world RPG

Just in time for me to go food mode

That water guy is genuinely terrifying Even though he poses almost no threat and looks pretty funny the sound design on him makes him an absolute panic attack inducer

Love that he's simultaneously concerned with leveling up, and also seemingly ignoring the skill tree

Never seen a game warn you about crashing in the loading screen tips before but it's kind of helpful and i'd take those tips on any game

Can’t wait to watch this while high for the next couple months every single night

This game is kinda charming, you can tell the devs are really going for something they dont have the resources to pull off completely but are trying anyways. Its insane the game functions with that many zombies on screen.

it cracks me up how terrified he is of the water ghoul even though the whole game he’s surrounded by zombies 💀

Jerma fighting off chat Simulator

Jerma just plays as a mountain goat the whole game and doesnt follow paths or roads lol

Ah yes. The shot.

50:40 I wish i could have experienced the magic of joining the stream when this was happening

thank you for this blessing, m'lord

shovelware and zombies go together like jerma and violence

The title of this video bears libellous implications. A real bad idea for two reasons: 1) it hurts Jerma’s foster father’s feelings. Kilroy Elbertson is an okay human who doesn’t actually smell terribly awful. 2) it risks the attention of Jerma’s actual father, Bastardless Sword; who loathes all living beings, whose blade pierces all defences, and who cannot be destroyed.

who else up stickin em with they pointy ends

there is no way no one is mentioning the fucking relic weapon he picked up but instead fights the horde with a rake

great edit! just as a suggestion though, throwing the date of the original stream in the description is just a nice piece of information to have readily available

dumptruck is the ideal human being

i love at 1:40:00 where he is surprised he was hurt when jumping onto people holding swords pointed up

Oh this stream, how nostalgic I remember being frustrated because, if only he had climbed to the top of the black tower, he would have found the demon boss

Jerks saying “This thing sucks” while using a wooden broom as a weapon is such a Jerma thing

oh my fucking god dumptruck thank you so much

I exclusively want to watch Jerma play super crunchy games like this or something like power washer idk why it's just the perfect format for him

Not sure if you take requests, but I'd love to see a long edit of him playing Streamer Simulator.

After beating this game around 2 months ago, I'm surprised at how underleveled Jerma is at the General boss fight.

Just a reminder that Jerma never paid off his debt.

Stick em with the pointy end!

Thank you dumptruck, very cool.

THANK YOU for this edit very much

This guy was so awesome! I absolutely LOVED his streams😅 (Too bad he turned himself in for multiple homicides)

The fact that jerma still has a 1080 goes to show how humble of a streamer he is

thanks for the edit :-)

Dump truck i love these edits. could you perhaps please with a cherry on top include when it was streamed in the description

I quite like these edits, condensed without jumping around too much.

I hope that guy's name was reese so you're collecting reese's pieces

Huh this game seems not all that fun to play personally but it was really funny watching him play it.

Now that's a blast from the past

dumptruck strikes again. thanks I needed that one.

Don’t think we didn’t see that flute video. You took it down but it still notified everyone

30:26 the logical modern day jerma being amused and perplexed by the biochemical reactions of his ancestry is a mood

this game looks so bad but also so fun at the same time

Lmfao when he spoke backwards

I shit my pants during this video

18:45 Jerma alerted the horde.

The abrupt ending kills me

I dunno if it's an ADHD thing in general or a subtype Jerma and I share, but this game looks like catnip to me. There are an endless number of zombies. You are never well equipped enough to deal with them, but you can scurry up any surface like a nimble capuchin, and do ludicrous things with all the junk you find, like 360 Flaming Broom Spin. This is... a shenanigan generator. This is the sort of game where you're like "today I am gonna get to that thing over there" and a short walk down the road turns into a solid hour of tomfoolery. It's like the procedural world generation you get in minecraft, except the sense of wonder over new sights is instead a sense of glee at the ways you find to peel a dead dude's face like a misbehaving banana.

25:50 the music made the jigsaw appearance way more tense

banger

Dumper, please give us the gift of more Jerma RDR2 gameplay

43:17 jerma commenting to himself after using boiling chemicals to destroy the remains of his countless victims

This is such an old vod omg

30:58 my whole body hurts

23:29 what a clean cut

Hey dumptruck kind of an old video but is there any way you could make a long edit of Jerma’s The Last Guardian streams?

thanks

best channel name

thank you dumptruck

That is a good title

30:57 actual Looney Tune

36:48 Why is he so good at that?!

Could you do a long edit for the Octogeddon streams? thanks for these you're awesome

Hello @dumptruck , if you have the time and feel it's worth your time, please do edit the Kenshi streams.

30:57 real voice

the only reason he's retiring is because he knows he's forever indebted to us and he HATES US >:(

Looking back at this game, the dev wanted their own Dead Rising + Dead Island with some extra features

explopsives

omg thx

yippee

I think mcnuggets are made by newborn male chickens that are grinded alive. Bon appetit.

there is no way more than 4 people worked on that game

1:45:00 i wish he did a jigsaw bit

grimsby mentioned wtf is soap

i love your pfp🤣

i fuckin love that pfp🤣

When I sober I watch better call Saul when drunk I watch jerma. Poggers

This game looks like a weird skyrim mod lol

OOOOHHHH THIS IS SUSMAN!!!

pseudo sponsored

6:15

Is this a game that HE made?

Did anybody else catch that Grimsby was spelled “Grismby” a couple times when the quests came up lol not hating just thought it was kinda funny lmao

Am I in the twilight zone or is this an old old jerma video? He played it before.

now that I think about it. i've never seen Jerma once open a menu and change the graphics when a game is running poorly. i also saw that when he did an IQ test, he scored just borderline below normal intelligence, and near special needs.

What happen?

2 hours is too long bro. even 1 hour might be lil too much personal timestamp: 30:00