Akmal - Unfortunate Travels in Rockhampton 

I went to a steakhouse in Rockhampton and ordered a steak. The told me they ran out of beef .... I could see cows out the window.

I lived in Rockhampton for over 10 years, met my wife there and my two children were born there … and I agree with everything Akmal said.

One of my best memory of my Australien trip is Rocky. I came from Morocco for a month holiday and i met a very nice and warm people. Blackdown National Park and a cost of Yepoon.... was a good memories back in 2018

I remember this being mentioned on good news week back in the day, good to finally hear the story in full form 😂😂😂😂

As someone that lives in Rockhampton this is fucking hilarious and so accurate

It doesn’t matter how many time I watch this. I’ll always laugh if I’m feeling a bit shit off in the world.

I lived in Rocky for some time. I'd planned on staying for 3 months and it took me 22 years to escape. My daughters still live there though.

I wasn’t expecting him to refer to Good News Week here. I remember Paul McDermott losing his shit when Akmal wouldn’t shut up…it was awesome.

I want to say, ‘I can’t believe I was referenced in an Akmal story,’ but can’t. It was my sister. Naaah! Anyone sensible avoids the show but I’m happy to have lived vicariously through this hilarious spot.

I just watched this and got out of the car to a meeting in Rocky. The manager says can you please come back tomorrow at 4:30 pm( Fkkk) so what should come out of my mouth....... wanna a kick in teeth... ooopsss nooooooo can't say that to a customer.... shit ..... far unreal luckily he laughed... Thanks for making this a great story to remember.🤣🤣🤣🤣

I lived in Rockhampton for 8 years, and I never once took my kids to the show for exactly this reason 😂

Love this story!!! I quote this and the Bunnings story all the time! xD

sooo, when are you coming back to Rocky? I missed your last gig.

It's good new week! Augh that show raised me, I miss it, the only show my parents let me stay up for. Love u Akmal XP

I'm from rocky and this is piss funny

1 year here, spot on, dumbest MOFOs I ever encountered bar Gladstone!

Hilarious, I'm born and bred in Rockhampton

Absolute Legend!

Should've gone to Cairns.

Rocky isn't far north, it's not even north, it's Central Queensland

Haha My home town 🤣🤣

Lol! Man what a crack up! 😄😄😎👍

Thank you for your show at Gluttony 11/3/23. Soaking the guy in the white shirt was even funnier because it was actually 2 different guys in white shirts and let's not forget poor young Archer 😂 Would have loved a chance for pic but your performance was something I won't forget. Cheers Akmal!

Sounds like she had a beef with you... 😳😬

That was funnier than anything a comedian could make up

Rockhampton, not the arsehole of the world but you can see it from there

I hope that you made this years Rockhampton Agricultural show ;O)

I'd love to see this bloke, friendlyjordies isaac butterfield and neel kohatkar do a podcast

🤣😆😂 brilliant

Did my time in rocky for 8 years lol Punching someone so viciously almost seems to be the norm there, I worked the graveyard shift at subway for 5 of those years (East st 🤮) & I had to break up / or get the popo on many a fight! Once a guy took a hit straight to the eye & got knocked TF out, truly brutal. Not surprising really tho, considering it's the Beef capital! 🤣😂🤣 Miss all my regular partiers a bit! 🥲😅✌️💚

Rocky - shard capital of oz

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Remember to-day I burnt my toilet in my room down

You need to do some new stuff

It's like having that one friend that tells a joke and somebody laughs, so they keep telling it for the next ten years hoping to relive the glory days.

I heard they borrowed some sheep from the agricultural show and lead them around the fair like dogs. Someone said "Nice sheep"....they replied " Hey dont talk about our wives like that!"