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Al Bundy about Marriage. Scenes from Season 9, episodes 7, 12, 7, 6 and 2.

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@richardtuson605
@richardtuson605 5 лет назад
4 Weddings and a funeral. 5 of the same thing. Brilliant!
@wheezerYT
@wheezerYT 12 лет назад
Socrates.....Voltaire.....Nietzsche.....Bundy.
@krystianzabrzynski9033
@krystianzabrzynski9033 6 лет назад
You got the order wrong...
@nolimits300
@nolimits300 4 года назад
Philosophy 🤣
@OzzysRadioHalfHour
@OzzysRadioHalfHour 4 года назад
Speaketh the truth.
@DarthVader-sp8fe
@DarthVader-sp8fe 3 года назад
Don't forget Diogenes another Based Philosophy of Socrates Time
@jorgeisaacdoblesmata9137
@jorgeisaacdoblesmata9137 3 года назад
Bundy first.
@mgtow6683
@mgtow6683 3 года назад
Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house".
@lowboonkiat73
@lowboonkiat73 5 лет назад
Expired driver license, why can't a marriage license do that? Al got a point there.
@kxmode
@kxmode 5 лет назад
They have that. It's called a Divorce.
@edmundtam4155
@edmundtam4155 4 года назад
So funny the writing
@jimmyd8157
@jimmyd8157 4 года назад
I said that in Cumberland Farms a few weeks ago to a guy saying he just got his marriage license that day. Not sure if he didn't get it or what. Deer in the headlight look. HA. Some "Snowflakes " didn't appreciate it though. NO sense of humor now a days. It's to bad.
@MasterArchfiend
@MasterArchfiend 4 года назад
Because divorce lawyers would be out of work if ending a marriage without a spouse dying was that simple.
@scottscage6409
@scottscage6409 3 года назад
Later in that scene (not shown here): Jefferson: whats your blind spot? Al: four beers and a redhead. 😂😂
@manofearth8838
@manofearth8838 11 лет назад
America needs more men like Al Bundy. Real or not, he has honesty AND balls. A true role model.
@mediahits9683
@mediahits9683 6 лет назад
We got one for president!
@richardschiffman7657
@richardschiffman7657 5 лет назад
@@mediahits9683 NOPE! Donald Trump keeps marrying all these useless dumb bitches. A man of his stature, wealth and power should keep piping 18-25 year old pussy every day of the week.
@b.lloydreese2030
@b.lloydreese2030 5 лет назад
And he worked in a shoe store probsbly because he couldn't put up with the BS in corporate culture
@richardjackson9584
@richardjackson9584 4 года назад
Agreed! Life lessons!
@DrHurtYou
@DrHurtYou 3 года назад
When does your prison term end? lol
@gregofcanada4494
@gregofcanada4494 6 лет назад
Al Bundy: The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
@theodorecarter6601
@theodorecarter6601 4 года назад
Amen.
@kevinwight3662
@kevinwight3662 4 года назад
Just like scott sterling !
@ABCDEFGHI827
@ABCDEFGHI827 4 года назад
Preach
@Outsyder216
@Outsyder216 4 года назад
Marcy: Violence on TV desensitizes people. Al: Well so does marriage and they haven't cancelled *that* yet! -One of many jokes from this show that I didn't get when I was a kid but it makes PERFECT sense now.
@johnstriker480
@johnstriker480 4 года назад
"Expired driver's LICENCE..... why can't a MARRIAGE licence do that!??" GOLD
@destructiveblue
@destructiveblue 4 года назад
It does, it's called a divorce
@reoencarcelado5904
@reoencarcelado5904 2 года назад
@@destructiveblue actually expired licenses (example: a expired Driver's-licence) are much cheaper than a divorce.
@destructiveblue
@destructiveblue 2 года назад
@@reoencarcelado5904 not if she's dead. (Just in case - for those who didn't watch the show, this is from the same show) Who's that riding across the plain? Who's lost count of the wives he's slain? Who's the man who's plumb insane? Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
@reoencarcelado5904
@reoencarcelado5904 2 года назад
@@destructiveblue then you get investigated by the damn cops! O_O
@amartinjoe
@amartinjoe 12 лет назад
84 killings in one hour.. "well, a man's gotta reload!" LOL!!!
@mikefoehr235
@mikefoehr235 4 года назад
Sounds like Dirty Harry
@thecleaner1237
@thecleaner1237 4 года назад
I didn't like cause it's on 69..
@novembercherry4
@novembercherry4 3 года назад
I can’t believe I just got that. 🤣🤣🤣 Great comeback. Freakin Marcy Darcy is so mean.
@BethHarmon-yh8ms
@BethHarmon-yh8ms 9 месяцев назад
@@novembercherry4 Yes, she really was unbearable during the last few seasons. I think the writers let Marcy win a bit too much in the last years. That might have something to do with allowing Amanda Bearse having a little too much input in the scripts, at least from what I've heard.
@VideoAmateurLuxembourg
@VideoAmateurLuxembourg 5 лет назад
"Dad, I got a problem. I did something really stupid." "Oh son, you didn't marry, did you?"
@neilparmar5705
@neilparmar5705 3 года назад
My family keeps wondering why I haven't married yet.
@reoencarcelado5904
@reoencarcelado5904 6 месяцев назад
@@neilparmar5705tell them: ⬇️ 1. “it’s CHEAPER! 2. “i can’t afford it.” 3. “my wallet can’t take it.” 4. “my blood-pressure wouldn’t withstand-it.” 5. “i can’t take the drama.” and any other you can come-up with.
@Boyzkgang
@Boyzkgang 7 лет назад
Marcy: "My point, earwig, is violence on TV desensitizes people." Al: "Well so has marriage and they haven't cancel it yet."
@mngentry
@mngentry 6 лет назад
Boyzkgang92666 Despite all my letters.
@bossfan49
@bossfan49 6 лет назад
Glad I wasn't the only one that caught that!
@mikefoehr235
@mikefoehr235 4 года назад
So fn funny
@drServitis
@drServitis 4 года назад
Expired driver's LICENSE....... why can't a MARRIAGE licence do that!??
@festus569
@festus569 7 лет назад
It's very funny but very true [''Marriage is like a besieged city, those who are outside want to enter, those who are inside want to come out'' (Arab Saying)]. The best part are when Al Bundy says it's stupid to get married and why marriage license can't expire.
@BisonGaming3334
@BisonGaming3334 3 года назад
"Expired driver's license. Why can't a marriage license do that?" XD
@maryammure5151
@maryammure5151 4 года назад
I love how Jefferson always laughing when Al says a joke esp at Marcy. But the marriage one on the last clip. One of my fave lines from Al. 😂😂😂
@billhuber2964
@billhuber2964 6 лет назад
AL Bundy modern day philosopher .
@deathrager2404
@deathrager2404 2 года назад
philosopher husband father shoe salesman how does he do it all?
@MrGrownman455
@MrGrownman455 6 лет назад
That is a good question. Why can't a Marriage licenses expire ? It would bring down the divorce rate. Couples would get a choice to renew their Marriage licenses or move on.
@deathrager2404
@deathrager2404 6 лет назад
cant make money off of that.
@BrendanTheGent
@BrendanTheGent 5 лет назад
@@deathrager2404 but if they renew they could make money off of that
@rreidnauer
@rreidnauer 5 лет назад
"She" would still want 65% of everything at the expiration of the license, whether or not she contributed a dime during the marriage.
@joyceleeper9421
@joyceleeper9421 4 года назад
Everybody likes that idea.
@aynstayntv4990
@aynstayntv4990 3 года назад
@@rreidnauer 65%? bullet is cheaper
@westside4life77
@westside4life77 5 лет назад
Psycho Dad should've been a Married with Children spinoff!!!
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 6 лет назад
What she says: "All we have to do, is find a movie we can both watch". What she means : "Lets find a movie that I like, and you hate."
@jakebogus5361
@jakebogus5361 5 лет назад
Great Idea marriage licenses expire every 2 years and must be renewed.
@randyking3057
@randyking3057 4 года назад
Totally!
@zaxmack
@zaxmack 10 лет назад
thank god TBS still plays Al Bundy... Marriage license expiring..? LOL!
@ronifraimov
@ronifraimov 13 лет назад
Expired drivers license, why can a marriage license do that……..LMAO
@ezeqeel8352
@ezeqeel8352 2 года назад
Actually not bad idea.
@BlacKnightRising
@BlacKnightRising 6 лет назад
yea, why can't a marriage license expire?? GREAT QUESTION! lol
@WillsonT011
@WillsonT011 13 лет назад
This is a real man
@marksauck8481
@marksauck8481 3 года назад
I remember laughing so hard watching these shows. Man I miss old Al.
@tooge47
@tooge47 7 лет назад
one of the funniest shows ever
@ALIENDNA14
@ALIENDNA14 6 лет назад
Correction... It's in all likelihood, the funniest show ever...
@richardschiffman7657
@richardschiffman7657 5 лет назад
Never found it funny. What Al Bundy was saying was simply GOSPEL TRUTH!
@monsterboomer8051
@monsterboomer8051 3 месяца назад
Nothing funny. Everything is real. This show is reality.
@daleva187goligo
@daleva187goligo 3 года назад
al bundy: the man who married for our sins
@maryammure5151
@maryammure5151 4 года назад
He always had the best one liners. 😂😂😂😂
@48webber
@48webber 4 года назад
I hereby knight you, Sir Al Bundy, you may rise
@Seanatonin
@Seanatonin 10 лет назад
All hail the gospel of wisdom by the prophet Al Bundy, dictator of Earth and saviour of man
@leod.rodriguez3399
@leod.rodriguez3399 5 лет назад
Sean Bateman hahahahahahahagahs
@theodorecarter6601
@theodorecarter6601 4 года назад
Amen
@The-P-iz-Free
@The-P-iz-Free 2 года назад
Amen to reverend al 🤣🤣
@rreidnauer
@rreidnauer 5 лет назад
That last line is pure gold!!!!!
@Legionaer666
@Legionaer666 7 лет назад
I want a show like that today.
@rreidnauer
@rreidnauer 5 лет назад
DVD boxset, my friend.
@stevemain5726
@stevemain5726 5 лет назад
31 thumbs down liberals lol
@BBBYpsi
@BBBYpsi 5 лет назад
Al brings up good point. Every license you get expires except marriage.
@menecross
@menecross 5 лет назад
And this is why we don;t have good television anymore. 0:15
@robertmcgee7083
@robertmcgee7083 5 лет назад
Yeah! Why do marriage licenses never expire? That’s actually a good question!
@erk44
@erk44 5 лет назад
This show was funny because marriage really does suck. Thats why i never want to marry. You just end up getting stuck with someone you learn to hate. And if you get divorced it costs you hours in courts and fees and if you have kids together it gets even uglier. Its almost just easier to sit there and be miserable together
@shirotatsune3551
@shirotatsune3551 5 лет назад
Expired drivers license why can’t a marriage license do that
@boronin10
@boronin10 6 лет назад
Marcy was the start of the liberal agenda.😊
@Wis_Dom
@Wis_Dom 6 лет назад
Odd? She was a republican on the show.
@nobleepentertainment
@nobleepentertainment 5 лет назад
Greatest dad and father on TV!
@Mikeh2077
@Mikeh2077 4 года назад
“That’s five of the same thing, isn’t it?”
@allanburton8115
@allanburton8115 3 года назад
Jefferson (Ted McGinley) was in "Revenge Of The Nerds". He was "Stan Gabel"; the quarterback for the Alpha Betas. 🏈
@biffroberts1007
@biffroberts1007 6 лет назад
The last one is SO TRUE!!!!! lol
@grancito2
@grancito2 5 лет назад
"I notice that your marriage license has expired ", OK, I will get rid of her, no such luck, we get screwed from every angle.
@ravenstar5376
@ravenstar5376 4 года назад
Easy solution *GET KNEE DEEP IN SEVERAL COLLEGE INTERNS* 🥃😎 it’s the patriotic thing to do
@mrnobody339
@mrnobody339 4 года назад
Marriage is a business relationship. Supply and demand. The man supplies and the woman demands.
@jacosyutin3885
@jacosyutin3885 3 года назад
Marcy: "My point, earwig, is violence on TV desensitizes people." Me: Well so is Biden and they haven't cancel him yet.
@BethHarmon-yh8ms
@BethHarmon-yh8ms 9 месяцев назад
Me to Marcy if I were Al: "My point to you, overbearing Karen, is who died and made YOU queen? Who are you to decide what people should or shouldn't watch? Don't like the show, don't watch it. But you don't have to spoil it for everyone who don't share your point of view." Then I'd finish it off with a chicken joke, lol.😆
@briankleinschmidt3664
@briankleinschmidt3664 Год назад
I watched this show when the first episode aired. I didn't like it. I had spent years watching shows like Cosby and Family Ties - everybody loves each other. This show was completely different. I couldn't stomach such an awful family. But, Kelly kept me coming back, and it became one of my all time favorite shows.
@Yewon2001
@Yewon2001 10 лет назад
1:03 what a minute what the hell was that kinda store where you buy movies? And that was the rectangle thing Al was holding?
@jamesfowler5100
@jamesfowler5100 6 лет назад
I hope you're joking. It's hard to tell nowadays.
@Simgor2
@Simgor2 2 года назад
I think Al would love my what my GF's opinion on marriage is. She'd said: "Marriage? To hell with that shit." LOL
@ryanchurasthemgtow7522
@ryanchurasthemgtow7522 3 года назад
People cheering and laughing...and yet afterwards, men go out and marry and have kids. People don't make sense.
@fireball0762
@fireball0762 4 года назад
just remember to reload!
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 6 лет назад
Al's right, why don't we have expiration dates on marriage licenses?! 😏
@francieodendahl9351
@francieodendahl9351 5 лет назад
@@Wis_Dom That is not right.
@KW-gb9cd
@KW-gb9cd Год назад
In the last bit, they left out the part where Jefferson asks Al what his blind spot is, and Al says, "Two beers and a redhead."
@michaelalexander2079
@michaelalexander2079 3 года назад
Tests tests te if it wasn't for Peg I wouldn't have to take the test expired drivers licence why can't a marriage license do that...great point Al
@cuellar4500
@cuellar4500 5 лет назад
The wisest of all men
@rickpark291
@rickpark291 4 года назад
So much funnier than Modern Family
@PEProzent
@PEProzent 11 лет назад
It just means one person is married and doesn't regret it. ;)
@vincentmulchand8552
@vincentmulchand8552 5 лет назад
Marcy..the champion for calling people names.
@heregulmithal7063
@heregulmithal7063 4 года назад
Al is the man .
@johnconnor210
@johnconnor210 5 лет назад
Al Bundy was mgtow b4 mgtow
@daleva187goligo
@daleva187goligo 3 года назад
impossible, u can't be married and mgtow at the same time, that's the very core of mgtow, do not get married, go your own way... u really don't have the first clue of what mgtow is do u, u think it's just someone who criticizes women and marriage huh, clueless noob... merely criticizing women, feminism and marriage does not make one mgtow, not even red pilled, it makes u mra or purple pilled perhaps but that's it
@johnconnor210
@johnconnor210 3 года назад
@@daleva187goligo but u gotta understand al grew up in the 60s when it was common to get married. Their wasn't much information about women and relationships. But once he learned the truth he started no ma'am and warned other men about marriage. So he gets a pass do to the fact he's from a different generation and started no ma'am.
@jaybullfannumber1
@jaybullfannumber1 4 года назад
1:29/1:30 (1:33Haha😂 I wish!😂
@Youknowwhoin2024
@Youknowwhoin2024 2 года назад
1:11 Five of the same thing
@bigwill9421
@bigwill9421 6 лет назад
#ALSTRODAMUS
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 12 лет назад
You are paying for a round of drinks at the next No Ma'am meeting at the nudie bar.
@LillianGriffin-zj8ut
@LillianGriffin-zj8ut 4 месяца назад
Woke person: everything about cancel culture I’ve heard always desensitizes people! Me: Well, so is the conditions of living with your parents for the rest of your life, and they haven’t canceled that yet!
@latriecewilliams2811
@latriecewilliams2811 4 года назад
I've never been divorced
@jdanielzuk
@jdanielzuk 4 года назад
6This show WAS ahead of it's time. Today domestic human sex trafficking is thriving. I bet with confidence, that men who recruited for this show certainly lurred woman for "modeling jobs" who ended up trafficed into porn and prostitution. The show itself wove cheap soft porn scenes into many episodes. The time period when it aired took prostitution on video to new levels. Shows like this made cheap porn free to the public, unavoidable for children, and forced hard prostitution on film to increase it's intensity to regain its novelty. Of you thinl this show made its money on good comedy, you are wrong.
@garyfurr1467
@garyfurr1467 Год назад
Al is .my hero
@Milton754
@Milton754 6 лет назад
Al made a good point, why don't marriage licenses have an expiration date?
@theguythatsezsomethingreal9183
@theguythatsezsomethingreal9183 2 года назад
I think married with children was the real life version of family guy 🤣🤣🤣......... they had no chill
@Femininelovevibes
@Femininelovevibes 4 года назад
Lollllll 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭
@hugostiglitz9864
@hugostiglitz9864 4 года назад
Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas in your car after you wrecked it....Jefferson D'arcy.
@bobscorpion9722
@bobscorpion9722 4 года назад
NEVER Marry!!!!
@supercaptainbatdoggy
@supercaptainbatdoggy 4 месяца назад
An expired drivers license. Why cant a marriage license do that? 😂😂😂😂
@fcukingsginvain1746
@fcukingsginvain1746 4 года назад
WHY MARRIAGE LICENSE DOESN'T COME WITH REFUND POLICY??? AL BUNDY INDEED
@tinfoilhatnews7489
@tinfoilhatnews7489 6 лет назад
“Mans got to reload”
@RobbieP2Vlogs
@RobbieP2Vlogs 3 года назад
0:48 'Dutch' reference
@liftedguy
@liftedguy 2 года назад
2022 update. Women have cancelled marriage. No mam-mgtow
@banannakis6723
@banannakis6723 2 года назад
I wonder if the reason he never left his family or divorced Peg was that he was too lazy?
@ravenstar5376
@ravenstar5376 4 года назад
That’s HONORABLE REVEREND BUNDY to you
@galimirnund6543
@galimirnund6543 4 года назад
I have said NO to that try youtube tv like trillion times now...give it a rest
@jenningsslayer314
@jenningsslayer314 4 года назад
Women of today make Al Bundy look like Nostradamus.
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 12 лет назад
Bundy would object to be on that list because it included Voltaire - a French guy.
@valentins.2637
@valentins.2637 4 года назад
Something tells me this show wouldn't make it today...
@yougotpaid
@yougotpaid 4 года назад
How many people here have done the stupid thing that Al told Bud not to do?
@krisscanlon4051
@krisscanlon4051 Год назад
I liked Jefferson laughing at Al.
@galimirnund6543
@galimirnund6543 4 года назад
That's kind of five of the same thing... I lost it...
@taylorsquires2668
@taylorsquires2668 5 лет назад
Al Bundy is the definition of purple pilled lol, he was ahead of his time
@orlandoanthony3086
@orlandoanthony3086 3 года назад
King AL Bundy. He was the man.
@michaelrawson6261
@michaelrawson6261 4 года назад
Amanda bearse was my first... the first female that is, (and I mean one who didn't make it at all obvious) on whom my gaydar worked...!!!
@maryammure5151
@maryammure5151 4 года назад
Damn. I love Al Bundy. He was the show. Without him the show would have sucked. I wouldn't have watched it. Al Bundy was the man.
@theguynextdoor4978
@theguynextdoor4978 4 года назад
Bud: Dad, I got a problem..... yeah, I did something really stupid. Al: oh son, you didn't marry did you??
@bossboy191919
@bossboy191919 5 лет назад
The undisputed legend of our childhood
@bonkeydollocks1879
@bonkeydollocks1879 4 года назад
Anybody got the clip where he is playing a a board game with the family and he drifts off into a dream and the voice of his high school buddy comes in and mentions something about rocking the pleats off the cheerleaders skirts please
@keiwinnmitchell3212
@keiwinnmitchell3212 4 года назад
Al Bundy called out the current marriage situation back in the 90’s!
@kaneparker6594
@kaneparker6594 4 года назад
OOH YEAH KANE KEKE MY PARENTS REMEMBER THIS FUNNY TV SERIES AND WE ALL ENJOYED
@wheezerYT
@wheezerYT 12 лет назад
After the Red Head of Death and those damn leeching kids took all my money? I guess I'll have to end my subscription to Big 'Uns to cover that. ; )
@basba_qal
@basba_qal 2 года назад
A man has to reload!
@dogwu2099
@dogwu2099 4 года назад
Marcy: “whose the man who’s show is done...” “‘Who’s TV hero is on the run..” “Who’ll be watching VH1..” “Loser Al, loser Al, loser Al”
@BethHarmon-yh8ms
@BethHarmon-yh8ms 9 месяцев назад
Marcy was an absolute BITCH in this episode. I like to think that, after the show ended, Jefferson dumped her for a younger and more sexier woman (and one with a much more appealing personality than Marcy), and wiped out Marcy's bank account to boot. Would serve her right. I didn't like that Marcy almost always won and had her way in her battles with Al in the last few years of the show. If it's true that Amanda Bearse had a say in this, then no wonder Ed O'Neill had no use for her. There really should have been more of a 50-50 in their feud, Al won a few, lost a few. Marcy won a few and lost a few. Would have the show a bit more balanced.
@WilbertLek
@WilbertLek 5 лет назад
Sometimes I wish some people's reproduction license expires...
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