Alan Partridge in 94 

The 'soccer meter' is surely the greatest invention ever.

"The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt". Pure quality!

I LOVE that he thinks that's another goal. I think that part was the bit that made me laugh the most and missed most of the rest of it on first showing! :-p

"That's my colour system, not FIFA's. You won't find that with FIFA, only with me" Classic

"Eat that... oh and another!" XD haha! "Ye, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yessss!, that... was a goal!" XD LMFAO

0:51 is probably the greatest line in televised history. Not even joking.

The BBC makes the best comedy, long live the BBC!

'The Day Today' was an unsurpassed classic!

Stick it in, thank you and good night! Ah, classic Alan.

The Soccermeter. Partridge doesn't know how it works. Brilliantly observed.

oh man, it still makes me cry laghing after the 10th time! cheers for posting it

Genius! Coogan is a friggin genius! Alan Partridge has got to come back! So we can love/hate him all over again!

This is brilliant.

Goooooaaaaaaaal.........*sigh*

I love the attention to detail with the partridge character, like how he's aged over the years. seems so odd to see a 'young' alan.

Yep, It's Chris Morris - writer of Day Today, Brasseye, Jam, etc. Genius

:D AMAZING!!!! Partridge = Legend

Thank you for explaining football so well Alan.

I nearly died when Coogan shouted "TWAT!"

I love his serious looks at the end

Thriker!

AND ANOTHER!!!

GOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

Partridge at his best IMO "EAT MYY GOOOALLLL"

what can I say that hasnt already been said what a pundit!

funniest shit ever, need more like this

Yes yes yes yes yes yesssss....that was a goal....brilliant

It is absolutely perfectly *just* not viable to use on tv and be easily explainable. The way Alan gradually realises this over those few minutes is genius; starts off so keen, but just gets very tired of it. Sodding perfect.

2:08 aaaaaaaaaagghhhhh! amazing lmao XD

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal.

I love that the Soccermeter AND Alan Partridge's understanding of it both didn't make sense.

The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt. Hehe!

That spectrometer reminds me of playing Mornington crescent.

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That was a goal!!!!!

I remember getting something exactly like a Soccermeter as a pull-out from the Daily Mail for the 1986 world cup, nasty pointy things and all!

Love his non descriptive commentating: yes yes yes yes yeeessssss!!! That was a goal!!

Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaal.

The goalie has got football pie all over is shirt!

Chris Morris - legend

Please bring back Partridge! Go on Steve for another series or at least a film seeing you are quite big in Hollywood.

funnier than anything on today

EAT MY GOAL ! the goaly has got football pie allll over his shirt lmao, funny as f*ck

love the soccermeter, it is very simple!!

the soccer meter brilliant

some people back in 94 actually doubted alan. well guess who's hosting the most popular mid week radio phone-in between 10pm and 1am in the north norfolk area. needless to say he had the last laugh.

@HLecterPHD Not to mention the most watched military-themed quiz show in the Norwich area.

I've messaged you with a link to the youtube clip of the bobsleigh. Classic

GOOOOAAAAL!!!

"foot like a traction engine" classic line

And Another!!!

class!

that.. was a goal! classic line.

"Round one -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..."

Thriker!!!

EAT MY GOAL! Remember that was a tune from Euro '96, used on the Coca Cola ads? anyhoo, very useful soccer(footy)meter there...

i love that opening incredibly awkward long long long sentence

"And another" hahaha!!!

Sepp Blatter is bringing this soccer-meter in as part of his wholesale changes!!!!

comedy gold

'Eat my goal!'

AND ANOTHER!

and another!!

I can say I've got Ssteve coogans Autograph..He was in the pub Boxing day night..

''TWAT'' I was crying when he said that!

"Round one Aaaaow"

"And another!"

'TWAAAAAT!'

"And another" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"and another!!"

TWAAAATTTTT!!!!!

So San Franciso have played Orlando, then we're through to round 3!

"Joe Costello, Eat my goal!"

Backofthenet!

Haha laughing at the football meter

Twat! That was Liquid football! love it!

The soccer-meter is genius

Gary Lineker's style guru!

I'm wondering what Joe C wrote for it to be removed.

Alan Partridge for FIFA 14 commentary.

Ah ha, Goal. Striker.

@nath909 Who told you, the sun or the star?

2:08 "Ahoooowwwwww"

as well as skirmish a military based quiz show on UK Conquest

me too

how does he get the whole 1st 20 seconds in one breath? brillliant.

back of the net!

its funny when there is a goal and then a guy kicks the ball back into goal and alan partridge says 'and another' as if he actually believes that was a goal ^^

thriker! eat that! and another!

Liquid football!

fucking hilarious

"Boof! Eat my goal."

Twaaat! Lol

And the pudding in this case.. is a football.

that was liquid football! he must have a foot like a traction engine

"Boof! eat my goal"

0:45 lmao

I would like a goal

He must have a foot like a traction engine!

The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case is,,,, the football.