Alan Partridge narrates The Spy Who Loved me. 

'A WHOLE SUMBARINE, YOU'RE JOKING!'

Whenever I watch that scene and he says "black jumpsuits with lemon piping" I shout "ALAN! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!"

Shame it stops are the opening credits. He could have done the whole film.

I'm going to campaign for all future DVD's to have Alan Partridge commentaries. It enhances everything!

"MICHAEL MIIIIIICHAEL" 😂😂

Still the best thing on RU-vid.

That was textbook necking.

I always found that funny in 'I'm Alan Partridge' but putting it to the actual opening sequence is genius and absolutely bloody laugh out loud funny,well done,brilliant.

I want ALL the other Bond film intro's done this way.

10 people still think that the petrol cap on a Ford Focus is on the offside rear.

"OH GOD! JAMES BOND'S GOING TO DIE! HE'S GOING TO DIE!" Imagine if Alan Partridge saw No Time to Die lol

"Stop talking about American things, and let's watch the best movie ever made"

The thought of Bond losing his cool and shouting 1:08 gets me every time

It's funny how accurate it is 😂

20 dislikes = 12 farmers, 6 Baptists, Fernando and Denise.

"Completely Billy Bolllocks"

"Now you've got Norfolk's maddest man!"

"What's going on? Why are all the cups wobbling?!"

Absolutely fantastic job. A full length version of partridge matched to the entire film would be easily the best DVD commentary ever made. "And THEN we cut to Moscow, and there's a man there, he Russian, he's got eyebrows, you know..." "I've gotta hafta tell some other Russians now, SEE YA!"

you're a genius for doing this

Norfolk's maddest man

Micheals comment about the innuendo always busts me up!😂😂 Thanks so much for posting this audio- video delight!👍🏽 That's superb!

the first thing I thought about when I heard the news today.. RIP Sir Roger...

If Alan says it's lemon then it's lemon.

I've just discovered what piping means on trousers, you learn something new every day.

"sumbarine?" classic XD

This video is still hilarious 15 years later.

It's more a kind of mandarin piping

"...I'm not sure why, but he's not showing off...." Classic!

This is why alan partridge is a fucking genius

A channel with not even one thousand subscribers. Behind of it, a person who enhanced the genius of Partridge with his own creativity. Thank you!

Right, I've had enough of that JUST STOP IT!

This was on to today and I thought of Alan partridge.

Now thats how to do a commentary for a movie

The Spy Who Loved Me is on ITV at 13.25 today (20/04/2019, Easter Saturday) if it helps anyone :)

1:07, "Right, I've had enough of that , Just STOP IT!" I LoLd so hard

They should include this as an extra on the bond official dvd!!

1:08 "Stop it!" - Moore actually does the finger motion for that!

whoever made this...just increased my joy level by 2 and a half

This is quite possibly the best video on RU-vid! 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant. Well put together.

18 people thought 'Ooh! What was that...?' ...TOO LATE!!!

Yay! For years I've been desperate to see the original footage with Partridge's narration. Hilarious.

6 ppl wanted to see Lemon piping!

Fantastic! I was hoping someone would do this to the start of the spy who loved me!!!!

That's CLASSIC Partridge

I am so glad you made this video!!

Ah! That was LIQUID BOND.

It actually looks like he says "right I've had enough of that just stop it!"

This is so good. It's great without even seeing the clips but they really add to it.

The ITV4 ident makes this so much better. Like it's something Alan himself edited together.

Thank you for this. Brilliant

Best....Bond opening....ever.

So glad someone finally did this 👍

Thankyou for providing us with this vid- one of my favourite Partridge moments, and you've helped me connect with the James Bond film he was trying to emulate- excellent work!

this video is amazeballs. Love it. I want Alan Partridge to narrate all my DVDs.

And 20 years later he comes out with Irish Rebel Alan. So many moments of genius over 25 years, all time great comedy character.

"Black jumpsuits with lemon piping."

Oh what was that...too late!!! Clannnng

Coogan - "youre the best" !!!!

So glad someone did this. Thank you very much!

Brilliant. My favourite Alan Partridge moment.

One of Alan Partridge's finest!

liquid narration

A WORK OF UTTER GENIUS. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FANTASTIC. And indeed - nobody does it better.

I could watch this all day.....

Maximum respect to you, sir. Love this video

Quality video respect to the man who made this!

This is fantastic! Loved it....and laughed a lot. Great idea.

that was brilliant. lol'd all the way through. well done

BobSetchthe2nd Well done sir. Great piece of work, bloody brilliant.

Fantastic editing Bob. Well done.

Ten people don't put enough distance between the beans and the egg, and should use a sausage as a breakwater.

And then a man who used to be in the onedin line comes in

This is brilliant, love it

"What, a whole sumberine?"

Which is the worst monger? Fish, iron, rumour or war?

Peak Partridge.

Brilliant! And brilliantly done, BobSetchthe 2nd!

RIP Lewis Gilbert

Perfectly timed.

Back of the net!

Priceless.

well done,the editting is spot on!

I’d imagine that piping looked lemon-coloured because Alan had worn the tape out so much from rewinding through the intro

well put together double thumbs up for you

Brilliant work. Wish i had thought of it. Made me laugh at partridge again (in a new way).

Superb work

Timed perfectly!

This is great! Cheers!

Such good timing

I loved to hear a full commentary

Fantastic. well done.

this is brilliant. class editing.

That's amazing! Well done!

Excellent work!

Magnificent.

absoulute genuis! thanks !

Masterful

This should've been how the titles for Spectre were done, yielding a 400% improvement.