Alcohol instead of milk 

Allen could eat rocks and still go "Yeah, it could be worse" with a straight face

I've worked with chefs who unironically put Bailey's in their cereal. Who says alcoholism can't be fun?

will and kevin: *retching* allen: "honestly it ain't that bad"

I’m glad you guys posted this one publicly, it’s too good to only be a Patreon extra

5:09 kevin trying to tell a story and no one listening to him. Such a vibe. Felt that so hard

Everyone else dying and Allen just munching away the entire time is killing me 😂

I really appreciate William's inexhaustible ability to make the worst ideas seem like the best ideas.

William:I have an idea! Chelsea:Let me see if your life insurance covers that.

Of course Allen says the Jaeger milk could be worse. I'm telling you, this guy is a reincarnated starving animal, he will eat ANYTHING even remotely edible and be happy about it. True legend.

As a recovering alcoholic, I can say with the utmost confidence that this does NOT make me want to drink again. Thanks for helping to keep me sober, guys!

This reminds me of when my friend decided to make 'cereal' by putting a pack of haribos in a bowl of vodka. It was iconic.

I love the Cold One's vibes here with the slow descent into intoxication and childishness 😂

allen is devouring every bowl like its the first thing hes eaten that day lol

This is the kind of unhinged content I like to see you guys post. Brings me back to the days of Frank, Max and Ian

You can instantly tell Allen is the drinker among this trio 😂

0:52 "Maybe you ate a bunch of brownies or something" proving you can be really smart in one area and really dumb in another lol

Huh, so this is how they prepare for every podcast episode.

My dad said he did this in Vietnam. When they ran out of milk he said he used Budweiser on his cereal

science youtuber cold ones is something I'd watch more of

"woah. I feel like im standing in a bed bath and beyond" - intoxicated allen pan

How is it completely unsurprising that you guys act almost exactly the same buzzed and sober... lol

I'm a fan of Jager and I'm a fan of milk, and when I first tried Jager many years ago, I quickly tried it mixed (like a 1:20 ratio) into a full pint of milk and I remember liking it a lot. Haven't tried it since then but still, I think there's something there in the correct ratio lol

Who the fuck edited this video so damn well, its WAY too good for what the video actually is :D

This is like halfway between good mythical morning and cold ones content, love it.

I would've loved to see Nigel experience this whole cursed shit lmao

i HATE those close up eating shots but i CANNOT look away

This had so much „original smosh“ energy from the NOM-NOM-NOM mouth cams to the „You won, what are you going to do now?“ line at the end. ❤

I believe Nigel isn't here cause he started the GOMAD challenge again for this video and couldn't make it to the shoot

First there was Hot Ones, next we brought you Cold Ones. Now introducing Warm Ones.

This is the best episode of Good Mythical Morning I have ever seen.

This title had me click immediately

In the gastronomic odyssey that is Allen's culinary adventure, there exists an unyielding spirit of consumption that transcends conventional boundaries. A voracious appetite, unencumbered by the ordinary limitations of discernment, propels him into a realm where spiked cereal, dog food, or a timeworn chicken nugget are all equal contenders for gastronomic exploration. The epicurean journey of Allen becomes a testament to a palate unbridled by the constraints of societal culinary norms. Spiked cereal, with its unexpected allure of mischief, becomes a mere chapter in the saga of Allen's culinary curiosity. The incongruity of dog food pales in significance as his taste buds embark upon a quest that defies traditional categorizations. Even the aging nuances of a chicken nugget, which might repel a less adventurous soul, find a place within the grand tapestry of Allen's culinary escapades. Yet, amidst the whimsicality of his dietary choices, there lies an undeniable charm in Allen's fearless approach to gastronomy. It's a testament to the human spirit's capacity to embrace the unconventional, transforming the mundane into a canvas for epicurean exploration. Whether driven by audacity or genuine curiosity, Allen's culinary escapades invite us to reconsider the boundaries of taste and revel in the unexpected beauty of gastronomic diversity.

William was a father before, now he’s a dad. Also Safety Third guys need to play Armored Core 6

MORE OF THIS CONTENT PLEASE! 🙏

I think my favorite part about these food videos is the fact that Allen will eat the stuff no matter how bad it may seem to others, and still say "It's not the worst".

"What does milk come out of that starts with a C?" Allen Pan ladies and gentlemen

Note to self: Frosted flakes and gin ! FYI, for all those old enough to have had Vicks 44, in the 1960s. It tastes just like Jägermeister. The current product called Vicks 44 is completely different.

big ups to the editor! the sound design, graphics, title card, and pacing was great stuff! 10/10

This should have been sponsored by GoPro, only their cameras can capture hell like this.

I need more of this kind of content 😂 between this and the dog food vs. human food I've never laughed so hard before

“I’m gonna drive to disney world” was the perfect response to that question in this situation

Love this hahaha, but mostly that Allen just keeps going is pure gold 😂

Allan: Ive had worse before We know man and boy that doesnt really narrow down how bad it is. xD

This video is straight out from a fever dream

I used to make a cereal milk punch cocktail with captain crunch and pineapple rum. It was delicious but took a lot of time to make so eventually took it off our menu.

The creative decision to use a fish eye lens on a tight frame for the cereal shots, 90s commercial perfection

Allen could eat a salad consisting only of plants growing in sidewalk cracks and say "its not the worst"

jeez this is the best advertisement for your patreon "im gonna drive to disney world" LMFAO

"i'm gonna drive to Disney World" is the funniest thing I've ever heard

Allen “I think it could be worse” Pan

I formally request that we have more mini episodes featuring the engineers drinking. I further assert, as well, that Nigel be included in future episodes when possible. ❤

this is like good mythical evening but you've downloaded it from a shady website

You’d think jagermilk would be horrible but it’s not that bad. I once had jager, milk, and honey, and it was delicious

For a second I thought this was a William Osman video, uploaded to Safety third by accident.

Allen, you know you were half in the bag before you started

as someone who mainly drinks gin the "oh yeah i forgot the blue one is juniper flavor" absolutely killed me YES NEW AMSTERDAM IS SO GOOD

I stumbled onto the Bailey’s in cereal when I was sad, hungry, and tired all at once. It fixed everything

Getting eaten by Kevin is probably the most traumatizing experience of my life

Some would say that this is the best breakfast to have before operating heavy machinary!

I love the camera angles at 9:45

WHAT A VIDEO, this is absolutely brilliant!

"I'm gonna drive to Disney World" is actually a brilliant joke lol

I was scouring the Spotify looking for this podcast then realized you guys posted this today

The drunk kids in africa joke is GOLD! Allen could do stand up easily

This is the absolute best recipe for alcoholic milk: A mix of Kahlúa, Bailey's, Amaretto + milk

This is truly the best podcast episode yet, keep it up guys!

If this is a Cold Ones crossover I’m scared to see Max and Chad attempt to be engineers

The only time I can agree with adding alcohol to the milk, is if you add a hazelnut liqueur - 1 shot per a glass of milk. It's really good, reminds a lot of Nutella.

Allen saying he doesn’t want to meet people who want to enjoy spending time with their friends; yes living out my fantasy; was such a slick self dis.

The close up chewing made me want to die. I appreciate you ❤

"Poor sober kids in africa could have gotten drunk off this cereal!"

8:12 Allen is right, peppermint absinthe is literally just called "Green"

"actually the blue fruitloop now that I think about it is juniper flavor" 😂

My Grandma used to put Bailey's on Weetabix and let it sit over night to make like an alcoholic porridge. No prizes for guessing she was Irish

Not putting fireball with Cinnamon Toast Crunch should be criminal

i dont remember cold ones looking like this...

This immediately reminded me of Taxi Driver. Travis Bickle's "cereal" - a bowl of broken up stale bread doused in milk and peach brandy.

"you guys, i have a really great idea. lets zoom in to peoples mouths while they loudly chew!" one minute in to the video and i already feel like i can't watch the rest.

Nice smosh reference! haha 11:52

Quick and to the point

captain and cap'n my friends. captain morgen and cap'n crunch no milk, got me through college. Well, it got me from being in college to not being in college....

Instant oatmeal and rum or bailey's is pretty good together.

Why is anyone surprised that Allen didn’t mind most of them 😂

Many years ago in the UK, somewhen in the late 90s, there was an alcopop called "Moo" which was basically alcoholic milk. It was amazing on cornflakes.

why is kevin wearing a balaclava at the beginning???

This is the best episode of Good Mythical Morning ever.

Kevin’s laugh has really grown on me

In Taiwan there's a few restaurants that have whiskey milk oatmeal. Flavor all depends on how much of the alcohol gets cooked out

"I'm gonna drive to Disney world" he'll sober up before leaving California

"I have not been pacing myself gentlemen"

What is this unexpected and delightful production value?!

Vilk has been waiting for this moment to shine

Now do Milk instead of Alcohol

Allen: "I had worse" - by choice, and yeah, we witnessed some of it.

I see you caved in to increasing production quality 😂 great vid lol

JÄGERMILK!!!! I unironically drank that when I was in college. Except instead of regular milk I used something similar to Bailey's. So the milk itself was also alcoholic.

this is a nice alternative, thanks william!

This is literally just that scene from Revenge of The Nerds without the voyeur

the forbidden sequel of that one video by Ted nivison

this was a great 10 minute safety hour