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Stephen reacts to the news of a billion dollar judgment against Alex Jones, catches up on the latest stump speech from Senate candidate Herschel Walker, and looks in on Mark Zuckerberg's plan to save the metaverse. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@d.e.7467
@d.e.7467 Год назад
A billion. Tears of joy for the families.
@Iseerightthruyou
@Iseerightthruyou Год назад
$975 million and the Judge still has to decide on punitive damages which could be as much as double. Then there is the almost $50 million in Texas, and there is still 6 more trials to go.
@Xtremeproducts
@Xtremeproducts Год назад
When it rains it pours. LoL
@GenRN
@GenRN Год назад
$965 Million PLUS ATTORNEYS FEES! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@tylerkeller8869
@tylerkeller8869 Год назад
@lv2rock2sofukoff: As much as it fills me with utter satisfaction to know Jones will finally get some accountability, the MAGgot faithful are still out there. They are going to take this as even more reason to cling to the lies and continue supporting psychos like Jones & Donny Comb-Over.
@jimsachtjen119
@jimsachtjen119 Год назад
There's no jailtime in civil suits and he's still allowed to do his broadcast and he certainly doesn't have a billion dollars so what's the point of this whole circus. Where's the accountability for his actions. There is none.
@philipfahy9658
@philipfahy9658 Год назад
@@jimsachtjen119 Because they can now garnish his wages. So every broadcast he makes from here on out will be going towards paying the Sandy Hook victims. As he is an estimated 900 million in the red, it's unlikely that he will ever even get back to a net worth of 0. He will leave his family nothing. There is some level of justice.
@tjh4115
@tjh4115 Год назад
Stacy Abrams said something about Hershal. This isn't a direct quote, but it was after a great interview when she was asked about him, about his intellect or ability to state a fact with clairity, "His talents are on the field. He does well in football"
@1984isnow
@1984isnow Год назад
The moral of the story is every walker story ends in more bull.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 Год назад
The GOP made that story up for him to tell. They all LOL
@enviromental2565
@enviromental2565 Год назад
You read my mind! 🐮
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je Год назад
I would ask Rick Scott behind him, disturbingly he's always wearing a Navy hat and he voted against the veteran's bill a month ago.😡
@dtschuor459
@dtschuor459 Год назад
Too bad you weren’t in the writer’s room that day…🏆
@stephencoldbear
@stephencoldbear Год назад
And three of them are preD-nent!
@RahRan123
@RahRan123 Год назад
As a Canadian, the only thing I learned from Hershel Walker is that if I could vote in America I would vote for The Honorable Reverend Dr. Raphael Gamaliel Warnock
@brendameyer5797
@brendameyer5797 Год назад
🇨🇦🇨🇦
@sweepyourspeech8350
@sweepyourspeech8350 Год назад
Senator
@michaelcurcio4025
@michaelcurcio4025 Год назад
Amen...
@Wanda-fi6mj
@Wanda-fi6mj Год назад
He is so so so very very dumb
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer Год назад
I support Rev. Warnock. He's a decent human being.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 Год назад
Stephen's reaction to Walker's "story" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alfredpennyworth4927
@alfredpennyworth4927 Год назад
Pred'nint
@Zimani08
@Zimani08 Год назад
Stephen’s face after that Herschel Walker story is all of us. Thank you, sir
@jamiegoodrich4036
@jamiegoodrich4036 Год назад
I read this just as they cut to his face. Accurate. 😂
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад
Imagine if Stephen was funny or had any credibility. 😂
@eardamagehistory
@eardamagehistory Год назад
@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Piss off Creep!
@theduder2617
@theduder2617 Год назад
@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Imagine if you wouldn't click on every post made by someone you make false statements against. Please realize that comments such as yours ONLY EVER exposes the sheer intentional ignorance of the person leaving such a comment. Main reason: THEY FOLLOW THE VERY PERSON/CONTENT THEY CLAIM TO DESPISE OR OTHERWISE NOT LIKE. That is EXACTLY the same as not liking a bullet entering your eye, yet looking down the barrel while squeezing the trigger. I despise intentional uneducated ignorance. I do not follow nor click on such content for that very reason. Why would you even be here unless: 1. You are merely attempting to troll others 2. You are only messing around 3. You are actually following content from a person whose work you actually do not like. I have on a few occasions, mistaken typed sarcasm as an actual statement. After all, there is no sarcasm font for the internet. But I am leaning towards option 1 or 3 here. Neither of which look very good for you.
@katkatsanis
@katkatsanis Год назад
Yeah, that was cheap therapy right there : )
@mynameisnotbetty
@mynameisnotbetty Год назад
Why did Stephen not do the Dr. Evil pinky move when he said "one BILLION dollars"? That would have been awesome! 😂
@abba3629
@abba3629 Год назад
The Expression on Alex Jones Face, when Jury pronounced the Verdict, Worth: $1 Billion.
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 Год назад
Set the example. Make it $2 billion, so others will get the message to never engaged in such an immoral and unscrupulous behavior.
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel Год назад
Priceless actually
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 Год назад
@@pickledragonrebel agreed!
@YasserUM
@YasserUM Год назад
Never noticed that ear thing until he pointed it out! Been watching since the Colbert Report days.
@Carebearritual
@Carebearritual Год назад
same! learn something new every day i guess
@SherryEllesson
@SherryEllesson Год назад
The moral of the story is: don't let Herschel Walker near a dairy farm...or your kids!
@lone6523
@lone6523 Год назад
….or guns, women, or politics.
@karenquehl6869
@karenquehl6869 Год назад
A police badge! How do Republicans find these ignorant people to run for office?
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад
You misspelled Biden, racist.
@juratory8876
@juratory8876 Год назад
I rarely wish economic destitution on anyone, but if there's one person who deserves it, it's definitely Alex Jones.
@user-jv2tw1no8x
@user-jv2tw1no8x Год назад
He better start selling his pills fast
@pitikuss
@pitikuss Год назад
what a simpleton you are
@juratory8876
@juratory8876 Год назад
@@user-jv2tw1no8x I doubt many people would want his pills at this point lol
@thomasfplm
@thomasfplm Год назад
I can think of quite a few people. As an example, Trump justifiably might already be in the path to it.
@BonerMaroner
@BonerMaroner Год назад
The good book tells us to do what is just and right as this means more than a sacrifice to God.😊
@beverlywallace4920
@beverlywallace4920 Год назад
Loved the "ends like Seinfeld with all the major characters in jail" line, it was truly inspired.
@johnnydarling8021
@johnnydarling8021 Год назад
I laughed out loud
@yourgod010101
@yourgod010101 Год назад
Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will even receive 100 000$..
@rebecca8525
@rebecca8525 Год назад
I liked when the bassist played the Seinfeld theme.
@heckensteiner4713
@heckensteiner4713 Год назад
Would have been nice to have a spoiler alert!
@futureglobal7258
@futureglobal7258 Год назад
Tom Cotton & Rick Scott stood with Herschel Walker because reputation wise, they have nothing to lose.
@billtribble2904
@billtribble2904 Год назад
Ameriguns...
@pmc1727
@pmc1727 Год назад
We should demand more from our politicians than to be able to run fast with a football.
@mackenziehoward9602
@mackenziehoward9602 Год назад
Or a business man who has failed at business. LMAO 🤣
@TheRaddish1
@TheRaddish1 Год назад
What exactly are we demanding from MTG, Gosar, or Boebert? At least Josh Hawley appears to run a fairly spritely 40!
@variablevolume3059
@variablevolume3059 Год назад
Yea, we should sue every one of them for billions in civil courts for defamation
@curlygurl1263
@curlygurl1263 Год назад
While leaving your brain at home.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
Next they'll put OJ in office 😂🤣
@gmpomeroy
@gmpomeroy Год назад
Gotta love the "Joe with the Ray-Bans" !!!
@tuckgraph
@tuckgraph Год назад
After hearing Herschel's story about a bull being attracted to other bulls, there could be more stories from his past about to surface.
@dustinsindledecker154
@dustinsindledecker154 Год назад
Yeah I'm waiting for the story that he paid to abort his cow son.😆
@mcfcguvnors
@mcfcguvnors Год назад
hunter biden abuses children - you hate alex jones ....I GET IT NOW why the US govt is so secret & classified ,you people are dangerous with information
@suezbell1
@suezbell1 Год назад
It is not an original story. Heard that year ago and the punch line, which he bungled, was how the bull was actually relieved that the herd on the other side of the fence were bulls rather than cows because the barbed wire had castrated him anyway.
@myrahj1482
@myrahj1482 Год назад
All a distraction. He's a complete idiot!
@q.e.d.9112
@q.e.d.9112 Год назад
@@suezbell1 Surely the fact that these three bulls hadn’t tried to join the half a dozen cows, shows they were gay. Is Herschel Bull telling us he tried the grass on the other side?
@vicentequintero2030
@vicentequintero2030 Год назад
Don’t forget that Alex Jones’s own attorneys turned over evidence to the prosecution. Even HIS OWN LAWYERS were tired of his shit 😂😂
@DeathBean89
@DeathBean89 Год назад
"accidentally" lol
@kindlin
@kindlin Год назад
@@DeathBean89 Legal Eagle did cover this in some detail, and it makes a tiny bit more sense than the headlines you'll read. But it was still gross negligence, regardless, with client information.
@Malky24
@Malky24 Год назад
If your own lawyers are not only happy to take the L but seem like they're actively working towards it then you'd think it might be time for some self-examination. Unfortunately Jones is a lunatic.
@tvtothepoint
@tvtothepoint Год назад
@@Malky24 Jones gives lunatics a bad name.
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky Год назад
@@tvtothepoint amen
@petnapapeterson5169
@petnapapeterson5169 Год назад
Colbert’s expression listening to Walker speak was absolutely hilarious. President Biden and a Seinfeld episode of #1 Dad working out 🏋️‍♀️
@stephenmolohosky1198
@stephenmolohosky1198 Год назад
You do understand Colbert is scripted.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
@@stephenmolohosky1198 And?
@stephenmolohosky1198
@stephenmolohosky1198 Год назад
@@freya8133 Some people do not realize that.
@TheShaddy15
@TheShaddy15 Год назад
Yo that metaverse skit was so hilarious. "You know what happens when M isnt H!" 🤣😂
@YourWealthCome
@YourWealthCome Год назад
Walker telling that story reminds me of the South Park episode where Johnny Cochran used the Chewbacca defense and a juror’s head exploded.. I feel like that Juror.
@jadabaudelaire118
@jadabaudelaire118 Год назад
Jones needs to be disallowed from radio and internet and TV. One who abuses free speech as heinously as Alex has, does not deserve a mouthpiece. PERIOD
@yourgod010101
@yourgod010101 Год назад
Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will receive even 1 million..
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
His attorney called the verdict "a dark day for free speech." I think the opposite. There's free speech, but with that comes responsibility.
@firstmkb
@firstmkb Год назад
I have a tough time with limits on free speech. What Jones REALLY doesn’t deserve is an audience! I wish I knew how to fix this.
@jadabaudelaire118
@jadabaudelaire118 Год назад
@@firstmkb I honestly struggle over free speech as well, because I'm afraid fascists might weaponize any further constraints we make. I get it that defamation is already a thing, but we sure play that issue very loose. And more constraints might mean Christian nationalists genuinely legislate speech they don't like, such as conversations about the lgbtq community, into a criminal act. Even with my misgivings, I am ready to lock Jones up and throw away the key. His brand of poison is a treason that harms his targets and his throng of followers, to the detriment of the entirety of our society. It blows me away, that there are folk who are so twisted that they find Jones to be a credible source of information.
@jadabaudelaire118
@jadabaudelaire118 Год назад
@@yourgod010101 I am hesitant to believe Jones will be forced into payment after these judgements. I will be pleasantly surprised if he indeed pays everything.
@Becky_Cal
@Becky_Cal Год назад
I love Biden’s badass attitude 😂😂😂 He’s like, you think I’m old, come work out with me and we’ll see… huh, huh… run up or shut up! 💀
@Demente-eh5ro
@Demente-eh5ro Год назад
I saw him coming outta court and he wasn't Tooooo Happy.😂🤣😂
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
It's about time Alex Jones puts his money where his mouth is... good thing he has a big mouth because that's a lot of money!
@trevorz459
@trevorz459 Год назад
👏😂
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
Sweet Karma She’s A Bitch But I *LOVE* Her! ❤
@GaudyMarko
@GaudyMarko Год назад
i think his net worth is less than a quarter of that so he's gonna need his sponsors to bail him out on that one
@carl1367
@carl1367 Год назад
@@GaudyMarko im pretty sure he has already made the claim its a character and is tied to his company info wars so his own finances cant be touched.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien Год назад
His whole life now is dodging lawyers and collection agencies. Whatever money he has and also future earnings and assets are going to be up for grabs, because lawsuit settlements don't just go away when you're insolvent.
@terryg4415
@terryg4415 Год назад
I'll rejoice when I hear that those families actually received the money. He has no intention of paying it.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
I doubt the families cared about the money. If anything, it's about sending a message, and that message is "Stop being a douche."
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад
You'll be happy to know the families wont receive one penny. Imagine trying to shamelessly profit from the death of children while slandering those who simply ask questions. Ironically, you democrats represent the death of America. Alex Jones is a hero.
@Narutonarutonaruto85
@Narutonarutonaruto85 Год назад
@@gamepapa1211 Some of them might. I can see some of them having to move after what Jones did.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
@@Narutonarutonaruto85 if that's true then that's par the course. Jones' lies forced them to move, so now Jones' money has to pay for that move.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle Год назад
Of course not. Why would anyone actually have to face the consequences of their actions?
@jtwanderer6328
@jtwanderer6328 Год назад
AND Walker blew the punchline: the bull leaves his "jewels" on the barbed wire fence and the cows look at him (sans jewels) and say.... "How now brown cow?"
@suzywilliams244
@suzywilliams244 Год назад
That finger joke was fantastic! Stephen is a joy.
@ritemolawbks8012
@ritemolawbks8012 Год назад
I love how comfortable Stephen Colbert has become with his cauliflower ear. Before this *Bear* *Contest,* I hadn't even noticed the asymmetry and imperfection of his ear.
@ComaDave
@ComaDave Год назад
He had a tumor in his right ear when he was a kid. They had to remove his eardrum to also get the tumor, so he's deaf in that ear.
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Год назад
He's not comfortable with it. He is very self conscious about it and thinks it is a horrible deformity. I've always found it adorable. It suits him. It's like a Spock ear or an elf ear out of Tolkien.
@ritemolawbks8012
@ritemolawbks8012 Год назад
@@ComaDave After watching him for decades on Comedy Central and CBS, I would have never thought to compare his ears.
@ritemolawbks8012
@ritemolawbks8012 Год назад
@@ammaleslie509 I think I'm one of the few viewers who didn't already know it. I watched Letterman and Madonna for even longer and never noticed or cared about the gap teeth that made them famous.
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Год назад
@@ritemolawbks8012 a lot of people are commenting about how they never noticed it either! He hides it well with camera angles.
@miketeller4286
@miketeller4286 Год назад
Walker makes Forrest Gump look like Stephen hawking
@terriem3922
@terriem3922 Год назад
Omg.
@azishappy2035
@azishappy2035 Год назад
Brilliant!😁
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx Год назад
Except Gump was the opposite of an immoral a$$hat. He never would have cheated on Jenny. Gump/Walker on the other hand would have a kid in every town he ran through in those 3 years 😂🤣
@dano8902
@dano8902 Год назад
​@@mnomadvfx He'd probably have stopped for hitchhikers on the long stretches of road between those towns, too.
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 Год назад
Walker: "Momma always said women are like a box of chocolates. You never know which three you are going to knock up."
@kryp49
@kryp49 Год назад
This is what keeps me sane. Thankyou Mr Colbert.
@la_scrittice_vita
@la_scrittice_vita Год назад
Wait, if Meta adds legs, they will almost be up to the Second Life pre-release beta from 2002! That's a huge step forward from Microsoft's 1996 V-chat. Congrats to the MMH team, closing the gap to 20 years.
@annebokma4637
@annebokma4637 Год назад
Crazy how I have been saying that they try to revive second life and you are only the second one that states that too, as far as I read ofcourse. Hope suckserberg goes the way of the dodo
@RazyrDiarmait
@RazyrDiarmait Год назад
@@annebokma4637 How dare you insult the dodo like that!
@Mostaism
@Mostaism Год назад
So second life had VR support?
@DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia
@DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia Год назад
Lol. Yeah, there is underlying tech within Second Life to support VR, only problem there was having tech gear in RL to use with it that was at a price point to make it a viable add-on. I still have my original account, not sure why. "Nostalgia" I guess.
@Mostaism
@Mostaism Год назад
@@DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia just say no. You could mod it to allow VR, but that's like saying GTA V was VR capable. Not officially, not without violating the T's and C's
@user-ic4ce8xb5v
@user-ic4ce8xb5v Год назад
When I saw the Alex Jones headline I was so overjoyed for the parents. I actually stopped what I was doing to quietly celebrate for them.
@adamfanalways
@adamfanalways Год назад
I did the same thing!
@squ1dTr1cksandclouds
@squ1dTr1cksandclouds Год назад
Yes me too! "The long arc of the law is long but it always bends toward justice" (or some quote like that...). But I believe Alex just got his a** handed to him. haha!!!😅😆🤣
@selah5792
@selah5792 Год назад
Amen
@terrycarter8164
@terrycarter8164 Год назад
I went out of my way to tell people. I told my elementary school aged kids. I am elated for the parents and families.
@hellostina
@hellostina Год назад
I’m from Newtown and watching the parents during the reading of the verdict made me want to cry out of happiness and relief for them. I don’t know if this will be the end of that saga, but I sure hope so. 💜
@davidweyant9356
@davidweyant9356 Год назад
Walker is now saying his grandmother is a full blooded Cherokee Indian. Walker's mother says it's a lie. Who would have thought that Walker would lie.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Год назад
No wonder 45 likes him. He gets called out on a completely hypocritical lie he's been telling, and tries to distract by telling another that he just thought up. 🙄
@sujimtangerines
@sujimtangerines Год назад
The number & range of business he owns or has owed, the police & other LEO agencies he's worked for, Graduating top of his class, graduating AT ALL...ISTG if there wasn't tape of the National Championship game that I know he watches regularly (as do hundreds of good ole boy UGA fans) he'd lie about that!
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 Год назад
Walker is a full blooded Hypocrite Liar six times removed on his mothers side.
@cardman493
@cardman493 Год назад
Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren received scholarship money based on lie she was native american.. But you don't care about that lie. Hypocrites!!
@ToniGlick
@ToniGlick Год назад
The Seinfeld joke with the themesong riff. made me laugh outloud at it's perfection.
@conniedayactress
@conniedayactress Год назад
Stephen, you made me laugh so hard. Hershel Walker and the take you did on the bulls story makes me laugh hard every time I play it. Best comic take in years!
@rosskaske6357
@rosskaske6357 Год назад
you are cattle
@DerkuiDerkui
@DerkuiDerkui Год назад
Finally, justice for the families that were severely hurt by this tragedy.
@thenymphomancer5592
@thenymphomancer5592 Год назад
Partially agree. Justice would be meaningful gun responsibility legislation. This is the minimum they deserve.
@michaeljames6817
@michaeljames6817 Год назад
Allegedly.
@caseyschulze
@caseyschulze Год назад
paid actors,,,,, not families
@cmyt5736
@cmyt5736 Год назад
Al3x Jon3s didn't kill the kids, he had an opinion, that many share, about how and why it happened.
@shilohmonroe-donovan
@shilohmonroe-donovan Год назад
Actually justice is never done in the end.
@PamH1955
@PamH1955 Год назад
I’m sitting here watching this and it dawns on me I would LOVE to watch the writers put these monologues together.
@KimberlyBishh
@KimberlyBishh Год назад
You and me grrl, lets do it!
@clrae4882
@clrae4882 Год назад
This monologue was hilarious! 😂
@MagnoliaPantherWoman
@MagnoliaPantherWoman Год назад
Best Colbert monologue ever. ❤️😆
@heatherallingham7120
@heatherallingham7120 Год назад
That Seinfeld guitar lick by Louis Cato was perfect!
@JuliusRCost
@JuliusRCost Год назад
Indeed…. Are you from the UK?
@michaelkottler
@michaelkottler Год назад
Assuming you meant "bass guitar", then, absolutely!
@mattstyles2498
@mattstyles2498 Год назад
The story and shock isnt Walker's hypocrisy. (That's to be expected) It's the voters of the party of strong moral fiber and Christian values willing to throw there proud morals in the trash becuase getting 51 seats is more important. That's what needs to be talked about.
@darianmagee8273
@darianmagee8273 Год назад
That assumes they ever had morals in first place 🤔🙄 basically same people who burned "witches" , strong morals really never really was their thing ...more strong moral panicking filled with hypocrisy, so in fact they are still right on target and brand .
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
Absolutely
@krejados1
@krejados1 Год назад
The news media is doing the same thing with Walker that they did with Trump: oohing and aahing and gasping over his every pronouncement. We know how this story ends.
@lindsaywilliams7372
@lindsaywilliams7372 Год назад
51 is the new 666!
@TheSocratease
@TheSocratease Год назад
Please don't call them Christians!
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac Год назад
Walker being in politics is like Lyndsay Lohan being a guidance counselor.
@Supermomlife
@Supermomlife Год назад
I Am Rollin😂😂😂😂at Colbert’s face after Hershel’s story LOL #cutthemike
@BrongaeneGriffin
@BrongaeneGriffin Год назад
God I love when he puts those sunglasses on. It slays me every time.
@kategleason6481
@kategleason6481 Год назад
The moral of that story is don't let Hirschel Walker near a microphone
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 Год назад
The grass isn’t always greener on the other pasture! Most of what repubes say is a confession so did walker get involved with same sex while some were already impregnated
@declanhogan3958
@declanhogan3958 Год назад
or a bull,!!. 🤣
@Geo-fx3mn
@Geo-fx3mn Год назад
The moral of the story is that Democrats only care about Black Americans when you can profit off of our misery. Fortunately people are waking up to this fact, you'll see after the midterms
@cl844
@cl844 Год назад
dont let him near any political office either
@ellenedekantella1822
@ellenedekantella1822 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frizzlethecat2084
@frizzlethecat2084 Год назад
I know that story from Mr Walker, too. Over here, though, the bull is called Hannibal. He, too, was looking at the other cows and calculated the jump, jumped and ran over to the cows who crooned "Oh, Hannibal! 🥰" To which he answered "You, my lovely ladies, can call me Hanni. Since my balls are still on that fence over there. 😖"
@reb_d1143
@reb_d1143 Год назад
That silver tie really suits Stephen!
@thomasconnell1556
@thomasconnell1556 Год назад
That was actually the most coherent I’ve ever seen Walker.
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel Год назад
And yet he still makes no sense..
@MommaB74
@MommaB74 Год назад
Same
@Geo-fx3mn
@Geo-fx3mn Год назад
And yet he's still far more coherent than the potato you voted for in the Oval Office. You are a typical racist democrat, you only care about Black Americans when you can profit from our suffering. Enjoy watching Democrats get destroyed in the midterms, I know I will
@gracemir2
@gracemir2 Год назад
“Every character is in jail” would be one of the best stories in world history
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 Год назад
HELP. I search for Left-Wingers who want to civil and calm talk about Problems with Biden. We can sure roast Trump afterwards, im up for that, but the Point is the 'Being Unbiased', so of course being Left AND critical of THE LEFT is the Point.
@mar2anne2222
@mar2anne2222 Год назад
There's something about Mr Colbert that makes me laugh, laugh, laugh laugh 😁😆😅🤣 Love that tie, too 😊
@songsun354
@songsun354 Год назад
Crazy how lifelike the zuck looks in meta form compared to everyone else’s avatar. It’s the realest I’ve ever seen that guy.
@suezbell1
@suezbell1 Год назад
Given his response on his show to the verdict, the forum that enables his shit to continue being thrown needs to be sued.
@bbry323
@bbry323 Год назад
I too along with the band leader was laughing in my seat when you said "a coup about nothing" 🤣🤣🤣✌️🕊️👌
@stephansteohanlarsen7457
@stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад
I left Facebook about 8 years ago and I absolutely do not miss it I would rather read comments on RU-vid you can learn a lot
@dianelipson5420
@dianelipson5420 Год назад
Stephen is such a happy little fountain of schadenfreude. 😂❤
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 Год назад
Plus, his ear imperfection is better than Van Gogh's because it's 100% natural. No surgery.
@dianelipson5420
@dianelipson5420 Год назад
@@yudithcaron8053 OH! Snap. 😏😂
@dianelipson5420
@dianelipson5420 Год назад
@Ivan Zhao is it though? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Rob1977N
@Rob1977N Год назад
The crowd cheering for the 1 Billion verdict is the best part. Lol love it!!!
@yourgod010101
@yourgod010101 Год назад
Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will receive even 1 million..
@wc1994
@wc1994 Год назад
They're not getting one cent. Jones is Bankrupt!!!
@rafaelduran911
@rafaelduran911 Год назад
With all the sadness in my heart non of them are getting a cent
@jpogolewis2140
@jpogolewis2140 Год назад
@@yourgod010101 IM NOT VERY SMART, BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WONT END UP PAYING VICTIMS OUTTA HIS GOLD PIGGY BANK. ? HOW CAN HE HIDE HIS MONEY IMMEDIATELY AND DECLARE BANKRUPTCY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS HE WAS RICH?
@uknow1094
@uknow1094 Год назад
@@rafaelduran911 Alex Jones is a national hero, they can't destroy him no matter how hard they try.
@kierstenridgway4634
@kierstenridgway4634 Год назад
Oh poor Alex!! I heard he said it was like a living hell! 😫😭 Nobody deserves it more !!
@mahjie9903
@mahjie9903 Год назад
I like that image of Alex, I hope he resides there for eternity 😎
@kierstenridgway4634
@kierstenridgway4634 Год назад
@Sonomacats exactly!
@PrincessAmanante
@PrincessAmanante Год назад
I have literally never noticed Steven Colberts ear until this bit. 😮
@stevemarra268
@stevemarra268 Год назад
Stephen is on FIRE tonight!
@MrSoggyWater
@MrSoggyWater Год назад
Tuker Carlson should be next
@leahcarson1822
@leahcarson1822 Год назад
I would argue he is doing more damage with his larger audience. His lies kill and he needs to be stopped
@Hatewontwin
@Hatewontwin Год назад
@Clyde Jee Clyde, nobody cares.
@goahead3995
@goahead3995 Год назад
The entire Fox network
@suzannarobinson4726
@suzannarobinson4726 Год назад
Absolutely correct. The russian loving permanently puzzled idiot should be next.
@Tagurrit
@Tagurrit Год назад
@@Hatewontwin agreed. 👍🍭
@xmen9916
@xmen9916 Год назад
He made a lot of this money through the lies and unscrupulous behavior. He monetized dead innocent children I can’t even explain how horrible that is. Hell will definitely have a new member with this soulless POS!!
@janemlee6701
@janemlee6701 Год назад
POS he is!
@raybin6873
@raybin6873 Год назад
Amen!
@goahead3995
@goahead3995 Год назад
Fox has been doing the same thing!
@anmnou
@anmnou Год назад
Hell has a special circle for the likes of him.
@mcfcguvnors
@mcfcguvnors Год назад
Monetising dead children has always been a thing YOU ARE DOING IT FOR STEVEN COLBERT RIGHT NOW -,as am i . i can simply dislike his video to counter that Bet you think Piers Morgans cool ? he hacked a DEAD CHILDS PHONE FOR MONEY - is piers cool ? Piers morgan allowed a lunatic serial killer to roam the streets for young girls ....FOR MONEY & the prestige of having a story b4 anyone else . alex Jones did more good than harm & ONE incident is taken out of context & used by mongs & the braindead ,cos you actually want control,you want to live in a crypto currency world where everyone works from home & your food parcel arrives once a week by drone .You HATE jones yet claim to hate the super rich but secretly you admire them . If you had a time machine & 1 bullet who would you kill 1 Adolf Hitler 2 JP Morgan id answer 2 - but then again most of you wil have to Google the man who runs your life 100 years after he died !
@daltonsummerville
@daltonsummerville Год назад
It's not about getting AJ to pay, it's about deplatforming him.
@playtoearngaming4858
@playtoearngaming4858 Год назад
holy... now i can't unsee his ear imperfection
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Год назад
Trump: *Wants to see Biden in Prison Biden: What makes Trump Think to believe I would visit him in Prison
@CynAnne1
@CynAnne1 Год назад
Spam-posting clyde is spam-posting...👎
@technomarineco
@technomarineco Год назад
LOL
@raybin6873
@raybin6873 Год назад
@@CynAnne1 He's on his last fight.😄
@KimberlyBishh
@KimberlyBishh Год назад
hahahahahaha yasss
@threeraven13
@threeraven13 Год назад
When I first heard of the metaverse, my eyes rolled so far back in my head I saw the other side of the universe.
@owlhouse53
@owlhouse53 Год назад
Congratulations Colbear! 🐻
@lavalampluva55401
@lavalampluva55401 Год назад
I challenge Walker to read the last congressional budget bill and to explain it. The guy has the brain power of a fence post.
@123JWJWJW
@123JWJWJW Год назад
Isn't that the whole point though? When you put mindless people in power play positions, then you have an easily manipulated lemming who will do whatever you want. Those who are grabbing for ultimate power will then have ease of gaining it because there is then no one to stand in his or her way.
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад
*John Fetterman has entered the chat
@Kim-mz8co
@Kim-mz8co Год назад
I will not stand by quietly and listen to fence posts being insulted like this.
@Kevin12321
@Kevin12321 Год назад
You think a single one of these loud politicians and foolish congressmen can explain it or have read it at all? Especially democrats bc all they wanna do is pass democratic ideas. Not an ounce of bipartisanship in this country
@wickliffead
@wickliffead Год назад
🤣
@victorfinberg8595
@victorfinberg8595 Год назад
Three cheers for the Alex Jones judgment !!!
@beckysama9144
@beckysama9144 Год назад
I’ve been watching Stephen Colbert for years and I’ve never noticed his ear until he mentioned it😂
@kamwilson5776
@kamwilson5776 Год назад
Ladies and gentlemen let’s have a big round of applause for our next musical guests: Herschel Walker featuring The Bull and The Cows, performing their smash hit : It Wasn’t Me
@illbeV
@illbeV Год назад
...Saw me banging on the hay bale...
@johnnytable844
@johnnytable844 Год назад
You're wrong. Their smash hit is obviously "Smash It, Deny It".
@marysmith8638
@marysmith8638 Год назад
He is another low life who speaks like he lives in the ghetto.
@ju4408
@ju4408 Год назад
​@@illbeV Saw the marks on my belly... She saw the KY jelly... How could I forget female cows have udders and teats?
@rafaelduran911
@rafaelduran911 Год назад
Or the smash hit “you know there’s something going on”
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
Now the same needs to be done to Fox. ACCOUNTABILITY!
@rikeshpr85
@rikeshpr85 Год назад
Make gulags great again. Free speech is harmful to a communist dictatorship.
@MisterWealth
@MisterWealth Год назад
CNN*
@insertnamehere9950
@insertnamehere9950 Год назад
@@MisterWealth *both
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Год назад
@@MisterWealth Fox*
@Apropoetic
@Apropoetic Год назад
To commemorate Bear 747's win can we have Stephen present him, in person, with a large salmon?
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay Год назад
They also should add a community service , the Monster Jones should be ordered to clean up the graves of the victims for 100 days.
@Miss_Grundy
@Miss_Grundy Год назад
The Texas court judgement should be reinstituted. That man should have to pay billions for the pain he has caused these families for a decade. There will never be enough money that he can pay for the life of a child or an adult, but his dirty lies about these children and their teachers should cost him all of his money, his comfortable lifestyle, and any peace of mind he can have.
@dorianmode69
@dorianmode69 Год назад
Ok boomer
@TXpatriate
@TXpatriate Год назад
Forever and ever, amen.
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
@@dorianmode69 says the boomer. LMAO
@lolstalgic9602
@lolstalgic9602 Год назад
@@tapetwo7115 He's literally the one who shot them, genius. You MAGA cultist need an education XD!
@billgabrielsonjr7259
@billgabrielsonjr7259 Год назад
@ tapetwo Imagine not being a selfish POS and being able to put yourself in these victims and their families shoes?🙄🔥💩 It wasn’t news, it was conspiracy BS that he continued to spew for years. One of the many total piles of 💩 he spewed. It’s called karma, and Alexis got hers.
@223Drone
@223Drone Год назад
No amount of money will fix the pain and suffering these people had to endure but it's good to see that Alex Jones will finally go Bankrupt.
@erinpurdey
@erinpurdey Год назад
I totally agree with you, but hitting Alex in the wallet is really the only way to get him to appreciate the magnitude of harm he has caused. He has no empathy, no moral center; but money? He lives for money the way parents live for their children. Money he understands and now he may understand what it means to have your life destroyed. However, only if he's capable of connecting the cause and effect nature of this situation.
@doovybro9000
@doovybro9000 Год назад
Indeed, but enough money will stop him doing it to others.
@caseyschulze
@caseyschulze Год назад
these people?.... you mean these paid actors?
@sirzebra
@sirzebra Год назад
@@caseyschulze get some help, murican.
@223Drone
@223Drone Год назад
@@caseyschulze There no evidence to support your claim.
@justjoan4010
@justjoan4010 Год назад
Great show Stephen. Loved the opening.
@blaster915
@blaster915 Год назад
I didn't know Stephen Colbert wore the silver tie from fifty shades of Grey, sex and mischief collection 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cautionTosser
@cautionTosser Год назад
That Seinfeld lick was masterfully dropped.
@chrisyang05
@chrisyang05 Год назад
4:01 Tom Cotton's face said it all: "I'm supposed to be GOP's presidential nominee in 2024, but I'm standing here for ... what exactly?"
@laslobas1234
@laslobas1234 Год назад
Omg that meta cartoon sketch was hilarious! How did they put that together?
@susanhuntley9262
@susanhuntley9262 Год назад
'Thank you, citizen' too good
@zacharypeacock6278
@zacharypeacock6278 Год назад
The look on Stephen face was exactly how I was feeling while listening to Hershal's story...
@teresamendoza1194
@teresamendoza1194 Год назад
Loved it 😂
@dyent
@dyent Год назад
In most cases of defamation I'd be saying $1billion is excessive.. In this case, it should go further - throw him in jail too. Not only has he put those families though hell for years, leading to his followers harassing and stalking them, but he tried to hide his money and declare bankruptcy to get out of paying them anything, and he's just going to frame it as a personal attack against him by the 'political elite' or whatever boogeyman he's using at the moment. It's barely a metaphor to describe him as a fountain of hatred.
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 Год назад
More a volcano of vicious amorality and greed, topped with a snow-cap of evil icing.
@doovybro9000
@doovybro9000 Год назад
His actions since the last judgement show he has no remorse or any intention of changing. As you say this is just "globalists" or "leftists" attacking America. Its not, its the law punishing him for being a vile scumbag.
@Ellron23
@Ellron23 Год назад
Any defense lawyer worth anything would have their client do the bankruptcy
@sirzebra
@sirzebra Год назад
i always found his silouhette more that of a douche than a fountain, but he sure does cry a lot. Prison would have been the bare minimum in the civilized world, but hey, that's not where he lives.
@MacNif
@MacNif Год назад
Imo $1 Billion($965 B) is quite ridiculous
@bdrum48
@bdrum48 Год назад
For years I have been watching Colbert, and this is the first time I noticed his ear imperfection.
@DvLnDsGyZ
@DvLnDsGyZ Год назад
May those babies rest in peace now.
@joeb4142
@joeb4142 Год назад
🙏🏻❤
@xzaviayifu3581
@xzaviayifu3581 Год назад
You know it's a little unnerving when you realise that Mark Zuckerberg looks more human in VR than he does in real life.
@ajuntapall6193
@ajuntapall6193 Год назад
Portraits have always been painted to represent people in a good light
@bravocharlie639
@bravocharlie639 Год назад
I like how Stephen went after him.
@terwillagermcghee4148
@terwillagermcghee4148 Год назад
🤣
@rta3738
@rta3738 Год назад
Excellent observation. 😂
@Vamirez
@Vamirez Год назад
Not to defend Meta, far from it, but the stock market is generally deep in the doo-doo related to inflation and the FED raising interest rates, and many big names have lost 50%+ of their value...
@jootai
@jootai Год назад
Watched colbert for years, never noticed that ear lol
@jecha915
@jecha915 Год назад
1:07 😂 I’d grin more if he was behind bars 😁
@RobertO-yw3zm
@RobertO-yw3zm Год назад
Alex Jones says this is what hell feels like. Imagine being a parent of one of the kids killed, or family of one of the adults. Then being harassed and threatened for having that happen to you. His utter inability to tell the truth is only overshadowed by his lack of empathy for anyone other than himself.
@billgabrielsonjr7259
@billgabrielsonjr7259 Год назад
@ L Olsson They call it karma. If you were one of them parents or siblings or grandparents, I doubt you’d be so understanding. There is no defense for that POS
@ThreeFortyThree
@ThreeFortyThree Год назад
Of course there are laws against spreading falsehoods. For example, falsehoods against a person is called defamation.
@jadecovehealing5636
@jadecovehealing5636 Год назад
@L Olsson You really shouldn't speak when you don't know even the basics of law. Have you truly never heard of defamation before? Speech can cause incredible harm to individuals, which is why it is written into our laws to address this. Democrats didn't just make this up yesterday to hurt the guy you like. And fyi, consequences are the point of a court case when someone is found guilty. Sometimes consequences are referred to casually as karma. What else can I inform you about when your head is in the sand on so many things because of your poor information network? Oh yeah. Almost half of America can't handle "silly conspiracy theories" when they bullied and threatened parents for 10 years or when they attacked the capital based on a "silly conspiracy theory". Talk about feebleminded. Dear God! Do some inner work and some soul searching before making such random ignorant comments online. Comments based on hate not information. Alex Jones harmed people. The jury decided that, not Biden, not Pelosi, the JURY who listened to the case.
@trsniffy
@trsniffy Год назад
@L Olsson There was nothing silly about what Alex Jones did. Libel and slander is illegal and has been for more than century. It's also extremely hard to prove in a court of law, and the fact that Jones has lost twice now should tell you how just how much he transgressed.
@NuiYabuko
@NuiYabuko Год назад
@L Olsson People spreading misinformation and actively hurting people have nothing to do with Free Speech.
@sesmeltz1965
@sesmeltz1965 Год назад
As happy as I am to hear that Alex Jones is being held to account, the judgment is unlikely to withstand appeal. Ultra-high amounts like this, even when resulting from shocking and unconscionable behavior, almost never do. I hope I’m wrong.
@calebmcintosh1991
@calebmcintosh1991 Год назад
The families and plaintiff's attorneys know this, but they're excited to divvy up the corpse of Infowars. Mark Bankston has called dibs on his desk 😂 The amount is largely symbolic and meant to bury him. His bankruptcy hearing is next, where he'll get absolutely destroyed for trying to hide his assets in shell companies owned by his parents, so that'll be a hoot to watch.
@FoolOfATuque
@FoolOfATuque Год назад
There could be a damage cap and if there is the court will reduce the judgement to the cap.
@kevinoliver2777
@kevinoliver2777 Год назад
Been watching Stephen for years and just now I noticed his ear imperfection
@endthehate
@endthehate Год назад
love the zuckerberg analogy LMFAO!!!!!!!
@suezbell1
@suezbell1 Год назад
The punch line of that Walker "joke" is: Bull was relieved they were all bulls after all since the barbed wire had castrated him.
@maureenlaneski2802
@maureenlaneski2802 Год назад
Really? Is the moral to be happy with what you've got?
@mikeyt34
@mikeyt34 Год назад
I can't wait for the Warnock/ Walker debate. I almost feel sorry Walker, actually I don't.
@Dmanbradley
@Dmanbradley Год назад
The most bizarre thing about Hershell Walker's story, that no one brings up, is that it's basically saying "don't change things for no good reason" when his *entire candidacy* is about changing who's in that Senate seat. And, like the bull in his story, Georgia voters would be worse off by abandoning their current representation for this guy with the no policy, morals, or common sense.
@valentinabelladonna6159
@valentinabelladonna6159 Год назад
Dear Steven i love what you broadcast you helped me through Corona I am watching you from Germany I feel sorry for America but you are just brillant I guess🥰
@kiniburk
@kiniburk Год назад
Seeing Stephen is like welcoming an old friend for drinks.
@joeybox0rox649
@joeybox0rox649 Год назад
Whenever I drink, I FART like Stephen did at 9:45 of this video, then he chortled and relished the alluring whiskey scent.
@ramendragon3628
@ramendragon3628 Год назад
Cheers!
@babybijou969
@babybijou969 Год назад
🍻 cheers
@mikehiggins946
@mikehiggins946 Год назад
You must have some real virtue signalers as friends.
@CynAnne1
@CynAnne1 Год назад
Awww, Mikey, don't go home mad...just go home. 👋
@awomansstory.2019
@awomansstory.2019 Год назад
There are some people on earth who are cruel, disgusting and don't care who they hurt.
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel Год назад
Too many of them
@lindadavis5668
@lindadavis5668 Год назад
Since frump and family and friends I've never seen such "liars" around me. Low level education, prone to believe/promote conspiracy theories, and indifference to truth. Cruel, hurtful, selfish, and indifferent to human suffering. What a sleezey legacy he leaves. His name is ruined. His words are vapid, never to be trusted again by rational people. But, Al being a crook he'll come out and start something else.
@awomansstory.2019
@awomansstory.2019 Год назад
@@pickledragonrebel Like...My husband when he was cheating on me with his married coworker. I found out on my family vacation. I found out that she was literally surveilling what we were doing and our exact location. She was 4300 km away! Also, she was planning their cycling trip to Spain (which I wouldn't know about.)
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel Год назад
@@awomansstory.2019 so sorry you were betrayed that way. Hopefully hes not still your husband.
@delilahgillis5287
@delilahgillis5287 Год назад
LOVE HOW RICK SCOTT WAS ENJOYING THAT JOKE.
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