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ali g meets a policeman and looks at weapons

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@alejandro449
@alejandro449 10 лет назад
That cop was well intune with the chemistry of the show and his duty. Well done.
@letsdiscussitoversometea8479
@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 День назад
Plenty of television experience already. Which I suppose counts for something. 🙂
@yawetlettuce2107
@yawetlettuce2107 8 лет назад
I love the difference between the UK guests and the USA guests. The UK guests laugh a lot more at Ali G where as the USA guests take him a lot more seriously. Fucking hilarious.
@greenrobot5
@greenrobot5 7 лет назад
that's a laugh track, not actual audience...
@kevingow3894
@kevingow3894 7 лет назад
He's talking about the guests, not the audience (ie the policeman).
@keithhoffman387
@keithhoffman387 7 лет назад
This guy seemed pretty serious..
@Jefferson-ly5qe
@Jefferson-ly5qe 7 лет назад
Brits is used to banter, alright
@stijnvandamme76
@stijnvandamme76 3 года назад
@@keithhoffman387 2m32 he chuckles.. American guests never did that, except maybe the Feminist, she was pretty good at dealing with the nonsense.
@Fizzbomb123
@Fizzbomb123 8 лет назад
The police man in this video is so nice....
@pikkuadi
@pikkuadi 8 лет назад
+mabus I've been on a Sacha Baron Cohen marathon on youtube and I see your comments on every single video. High five!
@67466476
@67466476 6 лет назад
Matt Except Murrican ones
@aidandunne936
@aidandunne936 3 года назад
None of them are nice, ACAB
@goldy_on_pc930
@goldy_on_pc930 3 года назад
That smile
@Jackson099
@Jackson099 3 года назад
@@aidandunne936 so, you know every police officer in the world?
@09kovuk
@09kovuk 16 лет назад
"will you auction them...what if it was for charity" haha i gotta say Ali G's the best.
@TurtleSpeed
@TurtleSpeed 2 года назад
haha
@luislizard2626
@luislizard2626 10 лет назад
You are coming with me..... Ali g : Where? 😂
@NyCDeViL9010
@NyCDeViL9010 18 лет назад
"it accidently slipped into somebody's arm...you know... a couple of times"
@lordcreep3330
@lordcreep3330 2 года назад
Ay this comment is old
@Cyfix15
@Cyfix15 14 лет назад
"what kind of excuses do a court believe" - excellent question
@dixxjamm
@dixxjamm 18 лет назад
this is a excellent example of normal people that don't get the prank and don't necessarily have a sense of humor but still act normal.that police officer was really charming and the skit went really well.
@Nvidiaguides
@Nvidiaguides 13 лет назад
"...and it fell into someone arm * murmurs* a couple of times"
@RasmusJarlov
@RasmusJarlov 15 лет назад
The policeman is the coolest guy I have seen on TV in a long time.
@john8606
@john8606 2 года назад
You haven't seen Chuck Norris lately?
@penguinbadgerturkeybear4343
@penguinbadgerturkeybear4343 7 лет назад
That policeman's a great sport!
@Grandmastergav86
@Grandmastergav86 2 года назад
That's how British Police were traditionally, now they've been politicised. Our Policemen were famous for their impartiality, sadly that's no longer the case.
@c02615223
@c02615223 15 лет назад
fell into his arm a couple of times
@CalHarding01
@CalHarding01 Год назад
Big up to the cop. I half got the feeling he figured out that it was a parody situation, but just took the remainder in good humour.
@letsdiscussitoversometea8479
@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 День назад
Well I don't imagine you're far off. Plenty of experience in television already. And with some very...corny...jokes at times.
@muffinman1
@muffinman1 10 лет назад
that guy was a good sport
@neezduts69420
@neezduts69420 9 лет назад
"in my packed lunch"
@melvin_milton
@melvin_milton 10 лет назад
3:02 the look on his face i think he just realized he's fucking with him lol
@eldermorph2023
@eldermorph2023 9 лет назад
dat face tho. xD
@lgmultiv
@lgmultiv Месяц назад
Wrong timestamp. Try 3:13
@Enigma_Vids
@Enigma_Vids 18 дней назад
​@@lgmultiv correcting a 10 year old comment is unhinged
@lgmultiv
@lgmultiv 9 дней назад
@@Enigma_Vids Replying to somebody who doesn't give a f**k about your opinion, is a waste of your time..!!
@DonDiablo
@DonDiablo 17 лет назад
as far as I know he talks with an english accent and many many english slangs.
@samisntreal
@samisntreal 3 года назад
Nah he actually is English bro
@_________-__________-_______
@_________-__________-_______ 3 года назад
L e e c h
@shaft3023
@shaft3023 3 года назад
I wonder how many subscribers you had 13 years ago mate, came a long way, all the best
@bigman9854
@bigman9854 3 года назад
I was 4 when this comment was made
@bigman9854
@bigman9854 3 года назад
@Egg Head Okay done
@mm22sapphire50
@mm22sapphire50 10 лет назад
the upload date, oh man it was nice times then :)
@ItsameAlex
@ItsameAlex 9 лет назад
I was only 15 back then
@esotericed8736
@esotericed8736 9 лет назад
ItsameAlex I was 12.. those were far simpler and happier times.
@kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832
@kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832 6 лет назад
I was 12 too when this came out. He'd probably get called a racist today..it was simpler times indeed.
@m.2891
@m.2891 6 лет назад
*sigh* yeah.
@HankHaze
@HankHaze 4 года назад
Rewatching and think the same ☹️
@DanielSmith-yw2sk
@DanielSmith-yw2sk 10 лет назад
All of these are legal here in America...
@shaun7389
@shaun7389 10 лет назад
You must be proud of all of them school shootings ect.
@DanielSmith-yw2sk
@DanielSmith-yw2sk 10 лет назад
Nope.
@fatmanwithcake
@fatmanwithcake 10 лет назад
Daniel Smith It don't matter cuz the prison sentences in America are 4 times longer than the UK.... in the UK we have cameras everywhere, laws prohibiting everything and police officers that didn't drop out of school. Difference is: In America you probably get away with most crimes but when they finally catch someone the punishment is BRUTAL, in the UK it's the opposite: you'll never get away with anything but all they give you is a 6 month sentence or a slap on the wrist
@DanielSmith-yw2sk
@DanielSmith-yw2sk 10 лет назад
Nope, you need a degree in order to become an officer. People don't get away with crimes in America, maybe petite crimes, such as larceny of a piece of candy, but not mistermeaners or felonies.
@LCdrDerrick
@LCdrDerrick 10 лет назад
Barrack Obama At this moment there are more people imprisioned In the USA, than in any other country on the world. The States hold 5% of the world population but 25% of all human beeings imprisioned on earth. Most of them did nearly nothing, except of having the wrong colour or smoking weed. Much of those prisons are driven by private enterprise companies and those need to make profit as anybody knows. The state guarantees them, that there always will be enough customers. I've heard they call this system freedom&democrazy...or wait... that freedom&democrazy thing had something to do with bombing other nations civilians and kids to mush and poisoning their soil with DU-Ammo. I'm a little confused about that. Maybee that bombing thing was Democrazy and the Prison thing was Freedom or the other way around. And this is good news, cause they have a place for nearly every poor and jobless sublayer individual in their army or in one of their prisons. So there is always a choice and you do not have to have hunger or to be cold.
@theoriginalmcsquare
@theoriginalmcsquare 15 лет назад
I love how he asks the stupidest questions possible, then catches them off guard with one that they werent prepared to answer
@Proudmule1
@Proudmule1 4 года назад
They got a great guy to come on the show to do this bit. He looked truly bewildered at what he was hearing........but just kept responding as politely and seriously as he could.....after a pause from shock after some of Ali G's comments/questions.
@CanonGames
@CanonGames 2 года назад
I love Ali G so much.
@Chiko-sc1gz
@Chiko-sc1gz 7 лет назад
'u kno.. a couple of times'
@traceyrychewhite6374
@traceyrychewhite6374 7 лет назад
Love Ali G! He's always thinking about charity! RESPECT 👊 Say it!
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791 3 года назад
2 words: Keep it Real.
@Aspire85
@Aspire85 15 лет назад
All improv mate. That's what makes Ali G & Borat so good.
@rezzo_sm9094
@rezzo_sm9094 Месяц назад
At my big age Ali g is still the only comedian that can actually make me laugh out loud
@pauldavies106
@pauldavies106 3 года назад
The first time I watched this back in 1999/2000 I think I just cried with laughter. Cohen delivers the lines brilliantly with wit and is very dry.
@thedownhillerboy
@thedownhillerboy 11 лет назад
The world's top comedian is right here,this Ali G fellow... Respect to Sacha Baron from a Portuguese downhiller immigrant in Holland .
@effyleven
@effyleven 17 лет назад
This was a real treat.. I hadn't seen this one before, (The policeman is real. He's part of a TV team which presents a crimefighting program in UK. Google "Crimewatch")
@BingobONGOyesyo
@BingobONGOyesyo 15 лет назад
HILARIOUS !! Even the copper finds him funny ...
@4k3el
@4k3el 15 лет назад
"i'll say convince the court because i don't believe you, your coming with me" "aye.. where?!" haha
@Coppertunes
@Coppertunes 15 лет назад
How he keeps a straight face is amazing.
@Cueball786
@Cueball786 16 лет назад
"what if u just said it was for ur packed lunch" LOL
@dobb2106
@dobb2106 4 года назад
12 years ago
@uncledave5690
@uncledave5690 3 года назад
@@dobb2106 11 months ago
@rubixfilms687
@rubixfilms687 4 месяца назад
UK: Gangs in our country possess dangerous weapons and must be feared. USA: hold my beer
@zacharymcdowall1856
@zacharymcdowall1856 8 лет назад
Nice geezer that policeman I have a lot of,respect for the British police, probably the best in the world tbh! Plus we have the best special forces in the world the SAS
@abdulrafay8838
@abdulrafay8838 8 лет назад
no SSG are the best
@abdulrafay8838
@abdulrafay8838 8 лет назад
+Zachary McDowall There is a thing called Google. u better use it.
@regzzuse280
@regzzuse280 8 лет назад
SAS is the name of the former factory here, that went in bankruptcy. Is that what youre talking about?
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 8 лет назад
The local CHP plant near my town is called SAS also.
@sebastianangel3515
@sebastianangel3515 7 лет назад
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@yufeizhou
@yufeizhou 16 лет назад
"Would you auction them?" "No..." "What if it's for charity?" "Not even for charity."
@thejew1789
@thejew1789 6 лет назад
Ali G and The Temple of Doom
@HonestMan112
@HonestMan112 3 года назад
this guys goated
@rubenfrankish
@rubenfrankish 11 месяцев назад
Still one of the greatest introductions ever given! Respect the Flange... beyond hilarious!
@Newtype2259
@Newtype2259 14 лет назад
"Fall in to someone's arm, you know.. Couple of times"
@leofroop
@leofroop 4 месяца назад
The polis guys stare when he asks about ripping the heart out is priceless 🤣
@alihamadi719
@alihamadi719 2 года назад
It's 15 years ... I feel old
@Ghost_Of_SAS
@Ghost_Of_SAS 8 лет назад
Good luck melting the wooden nunchuks at the iron foundry.
@p1nturicchi0
@p1nturicchi0 8 лет назад
+Ghost81 You do know that iron foundries / iron furnaces reach temperatures up to 1700°C, right Einstein ?? You think wood won't melt at that high a temperature ??
@Ghost_Of_SAS
@Ghost_Of_SAS 8 лет назад
Raj Rajput Wait, are you being serious? Poe's law.
@unsealedabsurdfiles
@unsealedabsurdfiles 8 лет назад
+Ghost81 - idiot. the wood would disintegrate into nothing at such a temperature
@Ghost_Of_SAS
@Ghost_Of_SAS 8 лет назад
*fg@ffgf5885sd55s It would burn, not melt. That's the joke, you moron.
@sapper6fd
@sapper6fd 17 лет назад
The song is called Dangerous by Busta Rhymes. Its old school (98 / 99)
@URAGR8M8
@URAGR8M8 15 лет назад
Um, this is old. This is BEFORE he was a 'world star'. The interviews in Ali G are with people who think it is legit and not a joke.
@AcousticNRG
@AcousticNRG 5 лет назад
you gotta give the flange respect LOL
@donkremer6019
@donkremer6019 2 года назад
I never found out if this was staged or not, but so freaking funny.
@JudasPriestSUCKS
@JudasPriestSUCKS 2 года назад
This is not staged. Alot of the later Borat stuff was staged.
@TheDorkling
@TheDorkling 11 лет назад
people go bonkers everywhere but if a guy goes crazy with a knife he cannot go on a massive killing spree, but if he/she has an automatic weapon..... well yeah
@rlinfinity
@rlinfinity 15 лет назад
Cohen is a comic genius! :D
@vtrmcs
@vtrmcs 6 лет назад
illegal to buy, illegal to sell or give away, illegal to carry in public (without reasonable excuse) but not illegal to own.
@JoesPizza28
@JoesPizza28 18 лет назад
Boyakasha! Staines Massive! Repra-sent!
@ziko317
@ziko317 15 лет назад
good old times mate :P
@waffle854
@waffle854 12 лет назад
the questions he asks are HALIRIOUS of course everyone knows that except for 138 people
@Grga539
@Grga539 15 лет назад
from da phaalice :D:D:D
@tstormark
@tstormark 9 лет назад
Wicked!
@gillettecrackers
@gillettecrackers 6 лет назад
The guy kept his cool while Ali G was flailing around with sharp tools.
@hgurwiP
@hgurwiP 11 лет назад
2013 and this is still funny
@um8778
@um8778 Год назад
2023 and this is still funny
@tomhargreaves1835
@tomhargreaves1835 Год назад
My old man used to work in the police and after this first aired I remember asking him if he knew the cop. He basically said he was an idiot.
@bigman1194
@bigman1194 3 года назад
Yeshua loves us all
@aperturesciencegames
@aperturesciencegames 12 лет назад
2012 and its still funy no surprise there
@ChristyKrohne
@ChristyKrohne 6 лет назад
That facial expressions or lack thereof is priceless!
@mvfc1100
@mvfc1100 12 лет назад
2013 and it will still be funny :)
@beardedloon77
@beardedloon77 2 года назад
2022 the Queen just died, an ali g is still funny as fcuk
@andriussarapajevas3823
@andriussarapajevas3823 8 лет назад
aaah i miss Ali G, he is jokes and does keep it real, i mean he actually shows some crucial education while being a joker. Wicked, Ali G nuff respect Ayee. Westside. Big ups from London
@midiman16
@midiman16 17 лет назад
selling weapons for charity...I think he's got something
@frankiehallisey2123
@frankiehallisey2123 5 лет назад
What about if you said you got it for your pack lunch lmao
@irondonut6194
@irondonut6194 17 лет назад
"put in a hand in someone's body and take out da heart"
@IrisIridescent
@IrisIridescent 3 года назад
Thats the oldest comment on youtube i have ever seen. 14 years ago damn.
@booonesaaw
@booonesaaw 14 лет назад
how could you not like him
@FantacistI
@FantacistI 13 лет назад
"falls into their arms.. a couple times.." fa real..
@joec4toon
@joec4toon 15 лет назад
Cheers.
@MrChelsea6370652
@MrChelsea6370652 15 лет назад
u gota love this guy !!!
@NyCDeViL9010
@NyCDeViL9010 16 лет назад
It's funny when he has the imaginary heart beating in the dude's face
@wisteela
@wisteela 2 месяца назад
Awesome, and what a cool dude.
@joshoxendine9968
@joshoxendine9968 11 лет назад
1:08 "How much is one of these" lo0Lolo0oOl
@sheenydonut
@sheenydonut 16 лет назад
He was born in Isreal....but 4 the most part u were right, he is a really good actor
@myopinion3431
@myopinion3431 6 лет назад
"..and it falls into someones arm... A couple of times.." lmfao 😂 epic
@MultiBudda12
@MultiBudda12 12 лет назад
Just so you know, just because you say "He is a troll" doesn't necessarily make him a troll, and he is richer from "trolling" than you will ever be no matter what you do.
@gunni96s
@gunni96s 15 лет назад
L O L "i don't believe you, you're coming with me - aiight, where?"
@2good4name
@2good4name 17 лет назад
I'm Australian, I get equal amounts of American comedy and British comedy. British Comedy Shits ALL OVER American comedy, there is no comparison. Britain is just plainly, no argument needed, better at comedy. Besides, thats not a laugh "track", thats a recorded audience, thats how they do it nowadays.
@GonzoMFahri
@GonzoMFahri 4 месяца назад
the coppa could play a movie with that mannerism
@annonymous3948
@annonymous3948 2 месяца назад
Put some respek pon Chief Superintendent David Hatcher name. Wi love rudeboy police an wi love badboy same way, wi nah care if uno fram Reema, Jungle, southside, Seaview, Roses...anybody come tess - Ded! Police mon haff nuff chance fi tek uno out and it dem who save uno life!
@ChanDaKillaMan
@ChanDaKillaMan 15 лет назад
ALi G rocks!
@mohammadakhondi6478
@mohammadakhondi6478 7 лет назад
I'm Asian and I had a lot of problems with police in my country and Blive in me the arrest me for no reason like why u wear tight jeans or shit like that .when I moved to England years back and face the police I couldn't believe how good they are. I have a lot of respect for the police and all the English people. I respect them and I get respect back. back in my country respect police u get bitten and bolt to ur head
@stayhydrated4339
@stayhydrated4339 4 года назад
Who gives a fuck
@99ariyaratnamj
@99ariyaratnamj 4 года назад
It’s against the law to wear tight jeans- you’re looking at at least 20 years in jail there
@doobski4878
@doobski4878 3 года назад
@@stayhydrated4339 stfu wasteman
@damxcv
@damxcv 4 года назад
For real
@jcbanbury
@jcbanbury 2 года назад
For real 🤣🤣
@Rudas2007
@Rudas2007 16 лет назад
that policeman was actually there waiting while he was saying the filth and the fuzz hahah
@fallooneytoon
@fallooneytoon 15 лет назад
The nunchuka at the start can be bought in this country i have a pair myself and can be bought in a few shops.
@Lawrence_de_America
@Lawrence_de_America 15 лет назад
dude itza a comedy, im sure hes not really that dumb, he actually plays multiple roles
@maybenotsure5380
@maybenotsure5380 3 года назад
The karambit part is hilarious
@Triplesod
@Triplesod 16 лет назад
It isn't a laugh track or fake studio audience! The footage is played to a real, live audience and you are hearing their reaction!
@MrCherubhair1
@MrCherubhair1 12 лет назад
Hardly any british people speak like this, in fact nearly no one in britain speaks like this.
@eamonian
@eamonian 15 лет назад
ofcourse yeah its still funny none the less lol the naked gun sppof series was HILARIOUS! yea yeai agree lol thanks for ur opinion man it was nice talking to u
@TeckademicsEast
@TeckademicsEast 15 лет назад
yes mate...it is Busta Rhymes with dangerous
@zidane5666
@zidane5666 15 лет назад
they eventually realize, by then they hav already been clowned
@samsungalaxywonder
@samsungalaxywonder 12 лет назад
2012 and this is still funny:)
@oneznzeroz
@oneznzeroz 16 лет назад
I love the WTF look at 1:36!! LOL
@GBillyboy
@GBillyboy 15 лет назад
Keep telling yourself that if it will help you sleep better
@LJwest
@LJwest 16 лет назад
this is funny as...ali is his funniest character
@richardlord9616
@richardlord9616 7 месяцев назад
Still laugh like the first time I heard and watched them
@rajnaran
@rajnaran 16 лет назад
He says, what if you said you got it for your pack lunch or something, ( pack lunch is the british way of saying lunch bag)
@judeskii
@judeskii 15 лет назад
forgot how funny this stuff was!
@Dantinus
@Dantinus 16 лет назад
All these, along with many other melee weapons beyond your wildest imagination, can be purchased in the open markets of Thailand.
@FireFistGaming
@FireFistGaming 16 лет назад
this video is funny lol keep them comin thanks..
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