Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden 

Same guy who also played Satan, a private detective, a Rick Grimes parody, a rich British man, a Texan and so on. Can't remember his name though.

YES HE DOES. USE HIM MORE HE IS AMAZING

YAAAAAAASSSSS

"What a fascinating etymological discovery-eeeeeeh."

Jarret LeMaster

Please conquer our planet. Even you could run it better than this pathetic excuse for a government.

@@Shadowdoc26 I gotcha, fam. Working on it! 😘

can you guys maybe blow up the whitehouse. and congress. and the senate.

now is not a good time....earth is going through a ''dementia-ridden-Presidents" chapter. Enjoy the space alien dentist! 😁

@@andrabook8758 Nah... even better. Anyway, do you humans enjoy experimental anal probing procedures?

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My actual way of playing competitive games and it works

are you saying that is ussa's strategy to be as stupid and terroristic as possible to confuse the REAL leaders of the free world?

how'd you manage to get an enemy if you don't know what you're doing?

@@witnessprotection4233 That is actually easy, a lot of people hate stupid people, and envy smart people.

GOOD ONE !!

Yeah, so they don't get sucked outside of into the vacuum of space.

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And intentionally making sure NOT to make eye contact.

And noses, ears and mouths covered I guess. Smh

@Kryten428 Good one! :)

I wonder if they need humans for their zoo...I mean, being fed, encouraged to mate and make little humans. At this point Im seriously thinking thats a pretty good deal.

@@jefferydraper4019 Negatory. Zoos are for animals. Humans will probably not reach the evolutionary status that renders them worthy to be considered animals for another 2 billion years.

That would be an awesome comedy movie!

But you would be confident to a box and only the dominant males will reproduce and being your age I think you would be out manned by some young stud. With human nature you would most likely need to hold your own or tribe up because you would be ripped to shreds. Basically just look at the prison system and add women inside. That would be your reality.

Biden is the gift that keeps on giving .

Shamus with freedomtoons does the same thing.

Biden is the best comedian, and the joke is himself

Imagine how much material would you get if his speaches were as lengthy as Putin's

I wonder if they’ll ever use a voice AI tho

The "trans" Biden rep should have at least had makeup and a bow in his hair, like Kartmann from South Park in the episode where Kartmann decided to identify as a girl. Missed opportunity... Great parody in every other way!!

But true!!

You forgot to leave caps lock on. Either that or you're overdoing it with 7 of the "!".

The endless joke without a punchline!

@@probuilder961 No he is smart he just never learned how to talk 😂

It isn't funny. Our nation is being destroyed, and no one will stop it.

@@standunitedorfall1863 Our nation has at least 5 terminal cancers. Biden is a pus pocket growing out of just one of the tumors.

And suffering!

I think the Biden 🤡 lines were better😂

The green guy was pretty good, too.

​@@thomass4644 underrated comment

It’s called watching #reaidentalien on #syfy

What?!?? Biden worked darn hard on his/her/it’s lines for this U know how long it took us to get him out of the “repeat the line” loop?? We had to offer seconds of mint chip ice cream. That was not in the budget.

This reminds me of the last line of The Galaxy Song ( Monty Pythons, The Meaning of Life). ..And hope there is intelligent life somewhere out in space Because there's bugger all Down here on Earth.

What do you call a smart person in a government building? A contractor.

You have to at least leave Washington DC for that...

@@lishayost144 Maybe aliens could find intelligent life at a farm or in another country.

@@Fahrenheit4051 🤣🤣🤣

😂 that's true

Joe always amazes us. 🤭

If the ^∆^liens are ©️©C⭕nfused about Jo🏳️‍🌈Biden 0pens his mouth; then imagine how ©️©C0nfused the ^∆^liens will get when They See Jo🏳️‍🌈Biden🌪️Sucking🍆Cock🌽##️⃣

No they aren't. Cho himself is probably the most confused.

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Comedy ? Hell its a documentary

Multiple $400,000 sidewinders from an F-22, that costs $80,000 /hour to operate, to pop a balloon.

@@charlesvan13 Damn! Are they really 400k?

@@mfb4552 I read that somewhere. All the advanced weapons are expensive. The Javelin anti-tank missile is is over 75k per missile. The computer/launcher is reusable, but is probably also spendy.

​@@charlesvan13 it's just a flex tbh

Whoever convinced the aliens to kidnap Biden will win the next presidential election!

Probe him!!! Please.

Also take Cakala and all the Democrats and RINOS

Nope, we’re giving him to China!

Can you ask the aliens to take Kamala with Joe 👽one way ticket for both

THIEF-N-CHIEF !!

Alien won this debate

The Alien is good. The Devil is good. But the Californians moving to Texas were the best, IMO.

@@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks need to see the devil and alien meet the californians

Lmfao!! Space dentist appointment!!!

Did you just misgender that alien?

@Jay J. I agree!

Lol me too

Lol

Very Galaxy Quest.

A new word lol

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R-i-g--g_e_d election

​@@unsealedhades76This post was fact-checked false by real, American patriots.

@@SecretJapsumAccount did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on

@@SecretJapsumAccount did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on

@@SecretJapsumAccount did those "fact checkers" stay up all night 4 years ago counting votes and saw numbers being changed at 4AM? No? I did America is doomed because of people like you

We could never do that because the aliens would destroy earth ASAP 🌎🌍🌏⚡⚡⚡

Why would they visit America only? We have strong leaders in many other parts of the world.

Alien: "This, is a holographic life size 3D portrait of our leader." *Shows a very handsome muscular menacingly smiling alien* "He became our king when he single handedly defeated 20000 enemy warriors after the rest of his platoon ran away from the battlefield. How did you become leader?" Joe Biden: "I cheated an election." Alien: "Were you cunning, sneaky, maniacal?" Joe Biden: "No, I did it in front of everyone, they accepted it, and I told them the ones whom saw with their own eyes what happened and see the true reality for what it is are just crazy mega maga conspiracy theorists, and they believed me out of obedience." Alien: "My gods!" ... *Flies away and blows the Earth up as he leaves*

It will be better soon. Lightfoot/Abrams 2024!

Good the world doesn't revolve over the US, we better show them another president or leader....

Hell yeah 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

aight this is a good one.. 😂

proud to be alien here

Agreed my fellow Filipalien.

Lmao

They have done both.

Unless they talk to Bernie Sanders 🙎🏻

The ‘aliens’ are behind it all. Fallen angels and demons are what they really are.

​@Rusty Shackleford you need to talk to Mickie Willis

Very true

He'd definitely be more coherent. And yes. I did assume the alien's gender.

Alien : “this must be the decoy” , “we must keep looking”

You were right.

@@WillCamx All aliens are male since they're demons, which are originally angelic spirits, which are all asexual but male gender, like Adam before Eve. Well, as far as I know they're male gender. I mean, I think so. Maybe I should be more careful about speaking on matters im unsure of. Anyways, they are demons though.

Sounds kinda like Orson Welles.

Neither is Trump... The USA is lost

​@@DavidVasquezG A black cat is a better president that ol' Joe, who only thinks about getting into his bed one day and decomposing.

The next day Brandon issued a clarification. He meant to say it was two syllables!

Yeah I have to watch his videos everytime I need a great laugh. Let us never forget Brandon when we are down in the dumps,oh I mean down in the United States.

Maiden America. Like "Lady Liberty". JK

@@IOGThat’s because he wasn’t, he stole the election from Trump via fraud 💯

@@IOG .... he wasnt

Yes! This makes me so proud being a Filipino alien. Cheers, BB! 🥃

Yo I heard about how the galactic philippine federation was developing a new space tesla, can I get an ETA on when that is?

Did you guys colonize outer space?

Soon hahaha you will know hahaha

"Discoveryyyyyy"*

Could be worse he could get reflected???.!!!,

Technically speaking, most aliens are perfectly happy with his presidency. Biden really is the best president for non Americans. America last is his pride.

I find it fascinating that America is a super power and this is the best they can come up with? A senile 80 year old man!

Well if you're an illegal alien, you probably absolutely LOVE this situation.

How are aliens illegals if laws only apply to human beings?

God = aliens Angels = Alens Nibiru Anunnaki = Gods

why would they visit america ?

the saddest is they would be shot down before they could come and speak with anyone!!! So l won't lose sleep over waiting with excitement for aliens to land to save us from our leaders ;-)

​@@benthk3dprt136 amazing question

State of the world today isn't the result of alien contact and compliant humans?

Sounds racist and hateful. General Florg must be an aquamarine supremist.

Smooth lines but western countries getting dum.ber hiring based on diversity instead of qualifications

I loved the "Elected fair and square" thing! 🤣

Thank you!

Recurring

hes been on once before skit

Yes he should have this channel like this. It would be huge.hmmmmm

Absolutely

Is there a difference anymore?

He's a legal alien

nO hUmAn is iLLeG...!!! Oh wait...

Now it's just "migrant."

Doesn't matter since Biden would let him vote in our elections so long as he votes Democrat.

Joe said he got 80 Brazilian votes!

Yep, the wall which started in 1909 or 1918- stopped by Biden, but started again by Biden.

Pucker up

Can't he has already killed the planet I wish it were true

The hand though 😂

Ikr?! 😂🤣

Philippines

@@v.kaz10 phil's penis

Offended by what?

Its no longer Hollywood,its hollyweird

That's really not much of a compliment, but I understand, it's at least grade school level comedy, from the 70's.

@@Billfish57 much better any film that came out in the last 20 years

This has happened before, and it will happen again.

@@daviderwin4705 is that by the same guy who coined the saying there’s nothing new under the lounge, just a rotting ham n mayo sandwich (on non-binary bread)

@@coldpotatoes2556 its a line from the human like Cylon in Battlestar Galactica

@@daviderwin4705 oh! Sci-fi-less schmuck at your service🫡

Yeah, I can't really blame him.

I'm black because I voted for biden. I got my certification of blackness by the white house after Biden won

I read general florg as George Floyd

Submarines lives matter...erm aquamarine lives....

Aqua-fi?

Lique-fi

at least Mr President can manage that... sort of

The alien does much better than the VP's word salad.

We all did until turtleman McConnell and woke republican reveal he is in the same swamp with Joe Biden supporting billions for Ukraine.

Not just this regime but all of the people involved in installing them

I mean... At lease you don't have a criminal as your PM (in America it's the president)... Right?

Nowadays yes, but back under Reagan or Eisenhower it was something to be proud of!

​@@morrigankasa570 Right. I mean even when also Trump was around, other people were actually talking about what a cool president of America has. But now almost every single country mocking the us. No one takes serious, how can they.

I didnt vote for him.

"No, now go away or we shall taunt you another time"!

@@Kryten428 "You silly English Ka-nig-gits"

yea, that got to me. that guy that missed needs to be cleaning runways for awhile.

😂😂😂 $500 AIM20 $5 Chinese made balloons Priceless joke on us taxpayers in America

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Left behind: an alien story

Maybe revisit Mork and Mindy?

Smart lol

I was thinking bill gates or some other string puller

Or Hillary.

Same. After all, Obama did say if he ever got a third term it would be by using a puppet he could control via an earpiece.

Hillary Clinton

Way more brilliant than the "Big Guy".

agreed

You are proud that Philippines might potentially become the next Ukraine

@@JemRau did I said that it will become Ukraine? If our leaders are BS it might happen, which is sad. We have a lot of Democrats asslicking politicians here… i hope they’ll gone. But good thing, we will kick any CIA/FBI bootlickers if we find one. 😂

@@JemRau As a filipino, it might be US or Taiwan. Ether way we will still fight.

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@@JemRau And another agent of chaos and division raises her voice...'might', 'potentially'...🤣😂 - What about if, perhaps, and maybe, don't they deserve a potential could be?

No, because as an adolescent male at the time of texting this, I can't see $#!T into my future.

But why stop there? Why not also throw in a joke about Obama?