Alien Skulls are Real? - History is a Lie 

_"It's clearly a conehead holding his weiner!"_

Has anyone else noticed that Greg's descent into madness and length of hair grow at the same rate? It's probably just me.

So, this is basically the backstory from Assassin’s Creed.

Coming back to Armored Skeptic after 2 years and finding out that he's now a cryptid and ancient aliens channel might be the best thing ever.

I don't know man. This make sense and no one is really debunking anything in the comments, they're just saying "this dude crazy" or shit like that.

So you're telling me us gingers used to rule the world? How far we've fallen

Shoe on head sitting in bed..."I bet he's thinking about other women"...

The one thing that always gets to me, is the thought that humans have always been as smart as they are today. It’s amazing we’ve lasted this long.

I'm loving this series, it seems to me like you get the point of conspiracy theories better than most dedicated conspiracy channels. It isn't to find the one true theory, its about exercising your ability to question what you're told, and think for yourself.

As you know, part of being a god like race is making people notice your pp energy

This guy sounds a bit crazy, can't wait until Armoured Skeptic comes back and debunks this dude

These “elongated skulls” are the real deal, I researched them a couple of years ago. There seems to be two types: naturally elongated and unnaturally elongated. The experts seem to think the unnatural ones mimicked the natural ones, by wrapping and binding their heads with boards from a baby, and the natural ones are actually a different species of homosapien. There are many features on the naturally elongated skulls that human skulls don’t have and have never had. But the crazy thing being, our “ancestors” from hundreds of thousands of years ago don’t even have these features. Which makes these skulls a real oddity.

I love how he gives just enough actual history then jumps off into the crazy pool head first. All jokes aside, I wonder when and where the first distinctive human civilization formed.

I'm impressed by the ability to tie this together without ancient aliens

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Greg: I NEED A GIANT BLACK AMAZONIAN WOMAN TO DOMINATE ME Also Greg: dates a tiny, pale, subby child

I love this primarily because you’re exploring human evolution. The universities act like the study is sacrilegious.

Has anyone told Shoe her father's off his meds again?

Ever notice, the longer Skeptic is with ShoeonHand the more he looks like Jesus

Norse Mythology also has ties to the Nephilim. Giants and small blue people giving men advanced technology and weapons.

"Thats right we're doing elongated skulls!" Me holding my whip and ball gag: is it friday already?

"We killed them off, and we became our own gods."

Shia Labeouf's "Just do it" is a direct reference to the Easter Island statues, he's obviously related to their bloodline

You unlocked a part of my brain I didn't know I had

I grew up hearing about giant pale redheads who interacted with native Americans.

If this is a parody of the "Atlantis" or "Ancient Aliens " type conspiracy theories, it is SO much better done than any of the mainstream ones.

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Whenever I think about the "before time" I just contemplate what we'd do today, we build bunkers and some would survive on the surface. One or two generations later if people come out the bunkers when safe it would be like what was described in this video.

This stuff's literally insane, but I just like the concepts and ideas.

Back in the old days, humans decided to crossbreed with megamind, so big brain

Touching the Testicles: This has something to do with "Testimony," "Testify," or "Testament." It possibly suggests an oath or promise being made.

Blonde-haired indigenous Australians have been traced back to the dutch ship that crashed on the coast of WA while looking for new land to colonise in the early 1600s. Also, these videos are great. This is one of the most convincing conspiracy videos out there, especially since this is basically rewriting our history.

greg: they were known as the sea people, or... me: the seaple. greg: the phoenicians. me: damn i really wanted it to be seaple.

Plot twist: Armored Skeptic actually stumbled upon the truth about ancient humanoids.

Interestingly enough J.R.R. Tolkien actually did say that Lord Of The Rings was based off the supposedly real history of humanity that had been hidden for thousands of years

Akhenaten had very likely an illness called acromegaly. Which causes giantness when it starts in childhood, but creates really distinct facial features when it starts in adulthood due to an excess of growth hormone.

The Pope wears a hat that makes him appear to have a cone-shaped head.

I was first introduced to this channel through the video where Skeptic makes fun of that animated Thoth worshiper ranting about Martian Jews and astral planes, and we've come to this. I feel both proud and betrayed.

I'm actually disappointed these videos are so short. But also glad they aren't few mins long. So many rabbit holes and subjects. Love your views and possibilities. Please and I mean please on the verge of begging please make more of these videos.

Nobody: Greg: YoU dO NoT gEt ThIs fRoM bInDiNg SkUlLs!!!!

Aliens? Nah, those guys just watched a lot of rick and morty.

Finally someone talking about Markiplier in a serious light.

This makes me think about why all the hats were huge/tall. Left over memories...

Darwin himself wrote in the final chapter of his book that evolution doesn't explain the full picture. Not many people read his books so nobody knows this. Evolution is a theory, yet unproven. It doesn't cover the full breadth of explanation. If you're on discord or something I'd like to bounce some ideas back and forth with you sometime.

"I need a big black amazonian woman to pass my genes on..." Then there is June... Also, The sea people? why not the sea men?

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become what you hate" Armoured skeptic literally looks like Jesus in a death metal stage without the make-up

Wait, elongated heads, prominent brow ridges, Large noses and jaws, hands clasped over their junk.... Minecraft villagers used to rule humanity...

29:54 omg he's talking about giants! Haha 🤣 I didn't know where he was going with the liger stuff but it just occurred to me when he said to keep that in mind. This shits great. Makes me nostalgic for when I used to see ancient aliens on the history channel late at night when I was a kid

Dan Aykroyd is quivering

I thought we all agreed not to talk about that Indiana Jones sequel... wtf Greg

I love this theory however almost all mummies have red hair due to loss of melanin after death. My grandmother had a stray dog in her neighborhood and it had red hair due to being unhealthy, the hair turned black as it was nursed back to health.

"Is that the culture coming back?" Im not sure, but by the looks of that statue *something's* coming back up

Abraham Lincoln was a cone head, hence his big hat

It looks like those skulls are about to say, “What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?”

If you’re going back as long as hundreds of thousands of years ago, the earth was shaped different. Australia was connected to other land masses and there was amazing, habitable land that’s now deep under the ocean and crushed by the tectonic plates of the earth. It’s hard to say how much human genes are lost to time because of that.

Holy crap 5 yrs ago I was telling my wife we got our civilization from the Denisovans and neanderthals, but I never was able to put it together as cleanly. Well done, well done.

"Go get a drink because this is going to get heavy." Wait, what have we been doing so far? O_o

I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if Greg is

You know sasquatch is reported all over the world and often described as 7-9 ft tall, having massive shoulders and conical heads

"... like they were showing off how godly they were..." Or....... Or this was an example of the natives real-life memeing soulless gingers.

Algorithm detects "large white giant race" .... and demonetized.

When he said 'Phoenicians' I was like fuhdniugahkujnreduia CARTHAGE!!

Remember when Armoured skeptic would be the one mocking things like this? How the mighty have fallen.

Imagine if Greg makes a video in the end debunking everything he has said in the Armoured Files

I feel so stupid. I can’t tell when he’s being sarcastic and what is legit 😂

So, I've been acting like an ancient "god" my entire life...holding my dong. Awesome. Seriously, I've always been fascinated by this topic. I take it all with a grain of salt...several grains of salt...but, it's very interesting.

This series is just for fun, i know... But man, as an anthropologist i really want to debunk the assertions made about skull morphology and genetics lol

I don’t know how much more of this topic there is but please do more.

Ancient people: have elongated skulls Also ancient people: "it's big brain time"

Well no wonder they died out...addicted to bath salts.

about a year ago, stuart fleishman at the swiss university at cairo mapped the genomes of several Egyptian pharaohs, they found (in akhenaten) a peculiar gene CXPAC-5 which is responsible for cortex growth and also found his genes had nucleonic signtures, which could be explained by helix healing after exposure to strong mutagens

Yes, my head is long, stop exposing me roundskull virgin. I am sausage forehead chad. Bow down to me.

I spent years studying human evolution. It's my "thing", the real passion I found by accident studying to be a doctor. Where we, and especially what I call the "human instinct", psychology, evolutionary psychology, came from, from amino chains (and which ones) to now, is a subject I could prattle on about for hours. I've done PowerPoint after PowerPoint on the exact eras you're talking about, 60,000 to 15,000 years ago, some being more akin to seminars. Tons of research. I knew about things like those beads, the interspecies breeding, the common Neanderthal strain in non-African humans, the Denisovians, all of it, except the statues bit... But the cone heads always perplexed me. I wrote them off as genetic maladies from inbreeding (the ancient Egyptians being Exhibit A) mixed with cultural practices. The large ones were dismissed as giantism, which is actually a genetic condition, and detrimental to the human body. Our skeletons just weren't made to be that big, especially the lower body. It's hard on the heart, too, carrying blood to extremities so, well, extreme. But you just came in and rekd my whole world, like butt ass naked Miley Cyrus on that goddamned wrecking ball, just huge and bearded. I'm gonna have to come back and re-watch this, then do my own homework, and see what I can put together independently. I've thought about making a video for years. If I make them, it'll be on stuff like this... Anthropology, evo-psych, ancient cultures, and anomalies, and it won't be on this silly name with this silly avatar. I'll have to think of a good human ancestor pun instead. I'd like to look to see if more of the African round headed creatures, as you presented, or evidence of them anywhere, can be found. That's a fascinating study and I'd love to know the brain volume of such a person. I was about to sleep but no, here comes Greg to just throw a wrench into years of scientific education, just all casual like. P.S. My husband has an unhealthy attraction to you, so you have also cucked me after a fashion. We're both straight (he moreso than I, but vagoo still freaks me out a bit, so are you really a bi chick if you just like boobs? Who DOESN'T like a pair of nice, soft tiddy?) but we have our exceptions. So, thanks, Greg, you ruined my sleep, have me wondering about years of learning, research, and if I taught lies for years, and are turning my husband gay. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭.

Interesting hypothesis you have, I wouldn't mind seeing you continue this as a series on your channel. Who knows maybe you'll manage to spark inspiration into someone to actually legitimise this as a mainstream theory.

I'm late to comment, but I had fun debunking Greg's points on headbinding, so I thought I'd share them. 1: Greg's first point is brain capacity, which is basically the skulls having a larger volume than a human skull, which he claims has to be a genetic trait, because binding a skull won't increase the amount of brain within your skull. The problem is that he's conflating internal skull volume with the amount of brain inside. Inside your skull, there are three layers between your skull and your brain: The Dura Mater (tough mother), The Arachnoid Mater (spider mother), and the Pia Mater (tender mother). The Arachnoid mater is so named because it looks kind of like spiderwebs that connect the other two, and it contains cerebrospinal fluid. Not only is it possible, but it's quite likely that the areas that are not occupied by brain are occupied by cerebrospinal fluid. 2: Missing Saggital Suture. Greg points out that infant skulls are not one piece (which, frankly, is what allows larger capacity to be a thing), and talks about the suture lines that are present in human skulls being the result of those plates growing together, which is true. The thing about this is, they grow together in a specific way, and are meant to grow together in a specific position. If the bone grows to where it's supposed to in order to bridge the gap, but there's still more gap, it's going to keep growing. If that gap keeps growing larger because of the pressure of the headbinding continuing to shape the skull, it's going to enter a different process, and start going into 'repair' mode. When you have a break or a chunk of missing bone, it's first replaced with spongy bone before it gets replaced with firm bone, and I do believe this is what is happening here. This happens sometimes in hydrocephalus patients who live long enough for their skull bones to close, their sutures will sometimes be absent or very distorted. Where the frontal suture isn't being disturbed quite as much, so it is visible (while distorted), the saggital suture is absent due the bone needing to bridge a larger gap as the bones are forced further and further apart... or, alternatively, forced together. If the bones are forced against each other while the person is still an infant, they wouldn't develop the classic zigzagging pattern, and would simply heal together as if it were a broken bone. I'm not sure which it is, but either of them could explain it just with headbinding, and not with genetic traits. 3: Foramen Magnum now being at the back of the skull instead of in the middle. Your spinal cord goes through the foramen magnum, in humans, they're about in the middle of the bottom of your skull, and in apes, they're further back. This is the simplest. The back of the skull is forced inward and upward with headbinding. So, the skull that usually sits behind the spinal cord is basically just squished inward, so it's much more flat against the foramen magnum than it is bulging out behind it. He says the foramen magnum is smaller on one skull than it is normally... it isn't. The picture he shows shows a skull that still has the Dura Mater lining the inside, so you're seeing that past the foramen magnum, and it's the same color, making it look like it's more bone that has grown in to make the hole smaller. 4: Holes on the back of the elongated skulls for blood vessels. Greg says that this is because their brains are bigger, and, therefore, need a larger blood supply. A few things could cause this, and they all kind of stem from the fact that your head is not supposed to be shaped like that, so your body has to make adjustments for things to work. There are a lot of holes in the skull for nerves and blood vessels, and with headbinding, several of these would be disturbed. In order to get a sufficient amount of blood to the brain, it's very likely that blood vessels routed to the top of the head (also possibly to employ the help of gravity since the brain itself is distorted in shape), before the closure of sutures, and with the closure, remained as holes. It's also possible that the heart couldn't pump a sufficient amount of blood to the top of the brain from underneath it, and vessels adapted to prevent the death of the cortex that resides most near the top of the elongated skull. You see nuances in the location of these holes with every human, and there would need to be some major adjustments for elongated skulls in particular. Your brain is #1 priority for your vascular system, and the body is very adaptable. 5: Larger Mastoid Process. Greg talks about how the mastoid process is visibly larger on elongated skulls than it is on other human skulls, and it 100% is. The mastoid process is an anchor for several muscles for the neck and jaw. I'm going to say this again: your head is not supposed to be shaped like that. Because a lot of the mass has moved backward on the skull, your neck muscles need to be stronger in order to support it. All over the body, you'll see larger anchor points for larger muscles. You can tell if someone's a bodybuilder by their bones, because they'll have larger anchor points for their muscles. This is to provide more surface area for the tendons, so the muscles can grow larger and stronger without risk of ripping the tendon off the bone. Also, just the way that the skull slopes back directly from the mastoid process rather than it being tucked under the rounded shape makes it look even larger than it is. 6: As Greg says, it's not a rule, but a trend he'd noticed, that a lot of these elongated skulls tend to have thicker mandibles, especially toward the back, and some of them definitely do. Not all of them do, some of them are perfectly average. My guess is that it's another way to compensate for so much of the weight being shifted backward, and the strengthening of the muscles that anchor the mandible to surrounding bones as an extra way to support the elongated head. That head needs some real support, because it's going to naturally want to fall backward, so the muscles preventing it from doing so are going to be quite a bit more massive than they normally would be. 7: Forehead Ridge. He talks about this with a real reference, and explains that it's likely a prominent brow ridge that is being pushed back in order to be minimized. The picture that he shows honestly just looks like botched headbinding to me. It does have a prominent ridge in the center of the skull, but it looks to me more like this person's head was bound with ropes, one or two of which slipped forward while others slipped back over time, and then they tried to overcorrect with different binding that just pushed this outward dome of skull back against the rest of it, creating this 'ridge'. Or, perhaps, that it was initially bound with a considerable gap, allowing for that malformation. Very few other skulls have this, and though the contouring of the skull makes his idea that it's a pushed-back browbone almost make sense, it looks much more to me like a portion of skull bulged outward and forward and then was restrained and tried to be pushed back against the rest of it. 8: Though most aboriginals have dark black hair, a lot of the elongated skull specimens we have that still have hair have red or blonde hair. Assuming that aboriginals in these locations at these times definitely had black hair all of the time (which is not the case, but let's go with it since we're not talking about genetic traits here), there are a few things that can cause this. Dark hair color is a direct result of melanin (dark pigment) in hair strands. Hair can turn red or blonde from black with certain deficiencies, including - I believe - vascular deficiency, which is possible for these people, especially given that their head shape would spread out their vasculature. Another possibility is that the hair has lost some of its pigment during the mummification process that these heads went through in order for them to still have hair at all, which can and does happen. Another possibility is sun-bleaching if their hair does not have the nutrients and blood supply to grow properly, or sun-bleaching after death. The end of long hair is pretty much always visibly lighter than the root for natural hair colors when held side-by-side due to sun bleaching, and if your hair just doesn't grow, it's going to get slowly lighter over time as you live your life. Also, body hair is fundamentally different from the hair that grows out of your head, it grows differently, it's formed differently, serves a different function, is supported by different types of cells, and isn't prone to sun-bleaching. Again, that's completely throwing out genetic mutation, and it's possible that kids who were born with naturally lighter hair colors were more likely to be selected for headbinding because they're "special", which is also a very real possibility. TL;DR (I don't blame you): All of these points are actually easily explainable just with headbinding, no genetic mutations required. I certainly had fun, thanks for the opportunity to play the Skeptic, Greg!

Coneheads -> Dan Aykroyd -> Crystal skulls -> Jontron -> literally Hitler It all makes sense now!

Finally someone talking about Raid: Shadow Legends in a serious light.

Bring a whole new meaning to "God is dead and we have killed him"

@armouredskeptic you missed the name of the original native people in New Zealand, you got the “Maori” right, but the people on Chatham Island are descendants of the “Moriori” who were red/blonde dark skinned. The Maori arrived in NZ after them, but basically killed and bread them all out, leaving just that small island of them, off the coast off Christchurch, behind. 41:10

Honestly, I just like listening to you talk.

Trying to figure out if he’s just Imitating other conspiracy channels or if he’s being serious

The binding of the heads were obviously done by the parents or people of the community encourage it. They wanted to mimick the real ones. It's like us today who worship celebrities and sports stars. We want to be like them, it's the same concept.

These giant heads remind me of the anceint egyptian depictions of rulers with long hats. As well as other cultures

"Long in the ear" typically means an older and thus wiser person. A young person with long earlobes would be considered wise beyond their years. See Liu Bei, Shu Kingdom, China.

Am I the only one who got a tick through my brain when he said "pillar people"? What I'm saying right now is Don't go to Mexico, Sceptic... At least without some German UV cannons

It was thought commonly that our Pacific Island neighbors were dark skinned with flowing frizzy blonde hair was because they spent all day diving and fishing in the sun and reflective water

Imagine it wasn’t a comet, but maybe a catastrophic war that ended Atlantis with a high tech bomb targeting Greenland…

C'mon man, I just started to get a handle of the plot of Metal Gear, I don't need this

My history teacher hinted that she had found similar things on her studies.

The comparisons to Star Trek to me are really funny because I’m not sure if it’s common knowledge or not, but Gene Roddenberry was massively into “exploring the astral plane” through meditation. Claimed to those that knew him that everything he put into Star Trek was told to him by the entities he contacted on the other side - believing that everything he wrote for the series will come to pass, if it hasn’t already. Could Gene have got ancient knowledge about the origins of civilisation and instead interpreted it as the future?

I mean, this is cool and all, but couldn't the inbreeding also just kinda... cause that kinda deformation through a genetic defect?

Isn't "giants who teach us everything" just another way of saying parents from a child's point of view?

“Aryan” is not a race. It was a group of people who spoke a language. Having a big brain doesn’t mean you are smart. Having a wrinklier brain does.

How am I just coming across your channel?! I love your videos! I especially love your POV/skeptical, yet analyzing both sides when it comes to the conspiracies. I love conspiracy theories, whether I actually believe them or not. Usually I just find them interesting. It’s hard to find videos like yours..usually it’s either hard core flat earth level believers, or condescendingly debunking videos. Nice to watch someone a little science and humor mixed in 😉

I have a weird back of my brain belief that Gobekli Tepe was left by a civilization that was advanced enough to see a comet coming and left the area as archive or sorts. Believing that they were in the path of final destruction & tried to leave a record of their existence, not the holy site currently believed to be.

I joking said "hey what about the sea people" And started to geek out when you ACTUALLY mentioned them. I can't wait for the Sea People vid

Guys I found this guy on RU-vid someone should tell Greg about him

This was really well done... so much information all brought together. Makes me want to take a deep dive into Anthropology and the human species that came before us.

Although brain size doesn't necessarily mean higher intelligence, if a hybrid species were to have the brain *density* of Homo Sapiens combined with the brain *size* of the Neanderthal (or Denisovan maybe?), it would still end up a much smarter person than a normal Homo Sapiens

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