ALL ABOUT MINECRAFT STEVE 

Can't wait for ESAM to call Steve busted.

Facing other way from ledge, he can build right under the ledge and then build a horizontal wall and then up Imagine the block tech movement with attack canceling and pressure like holy shit can't wait to wavedash on a L

Your PFP reminds me of ZeRo yikes!

Nice Persona styled pfp

@@tygon9619 yeah same I instantly though Zero was commenting that lmao

take this L *and get out*

You're already here?

You didn't waste any time huh

Bro I see you everywhere. Cease watching the videos I watch

This is just... *Y e s*

Super mario, super mario Mega man mega man

Sonic sonic

Game n watch, game n watch

Wii fit wii fit trainer

Sans Undertale

;*

It has to be. It simply has to.

Will you accept “Journey to the Far Lands”?

so far, the riot is ongoing.

@@VoidedFoxx so far; the riot is ongoing*

OH MY GOD YES

Crans

You gonna have a booming time

Ssbu is the one game you can have Minecraft Steve fight Sans in a Nintendo game

seriously armed creeper is cursed tho

Eat your heart out, Mr. Game & Watch, Steve is here with somehow less but also more animation.

It’s incredible, just like Minecraft itself. I’m overly satisfied with this dlc now but if I had to pick another I’d say your profile picture haha (yes Ik peashooter probably not getting in but one can dream)

He just floats up

@@renamamiya6423 pretty much yea

I hope people play Steve *barehanded* for 1000 IQ because it's the popular thing in Minecraft community.

Dream and technoblade has join the game *

@@davidgumazon imagine finishing someone with a fist online ooh the ultimate shame

😳

True but there is likely only going to be the four more we're getting.

Imagine having a checklist whenever they add a new stage, just like: Ledges, grab points, platforms, background, steve mining.

I don't think any material of stage is unbalanced to be honest, they said the resources show up in a predetermined order, so I don't think it actually matters what you make a stage out of as far as Steve's concerned, it'll be extra data for each new stage tho

@@skyshoesmith6098 that's for Battlefield and Omega forms

@@someguy4096 smash 6

But *forward aerial**

Dude when steve comes out alpharad is gonna get banned for the amounts of cheese - no no no wait now that I think about it steve is just made out of cheese and he can just cheese so yea i feel like steve gonna get nerved hard

FORWARD AERIAL

oof

Oh no :(

Not us running to this comment

wow so cool

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's the thing he's god tier from what papa sakurai showed us

Careful what you wish for this man looks broken

Top tier? He’s about to be a tier above that

@@masonplotner2128 "Steve Tier"

I really hope hes the meta knight and bayo of ultimate

Ever heard of Street Fighter? Lmao

people thought he'd be a zoner I expected short range sword and fishing rod spam combos

@@tenacity25 no not isabelle....oh noes Also, notice how there is no bow and arrow

@@tenacity25 what we got was so much more.

tenacity25 the glory days of Minecraft pvp

To be fair, it IS pretty funny.

@@polarknight5376 No objections to that

@@enzoqueijao but if he was eating an entire chicken holding it with just one hand it would be even funnier

abigail jones being woke af

A mii costume actually seems kind of inevitable at this point.

Instant goosebumps

they're just putting in whatever MatPat theorizes about

W

Just the existence of Steve is somewhat terrifying.

imagine a steve vs a steve

@@zGoldenHawk thats called minecraft skywars

Well ima stay outta elite smash if what I think is gonna happen happens

Same dude

Are pondering what I’m pondering Alphrad....?

I feel as if I've seen something forbidden

Jaime Beeep honestly I don’t see the things Y’all see but I’ll take your word on it

This has been a truly wonderful week for the Minecraft community

I will love 2021

Caves and cliffs BABY

Cave update releases : we won mr stark

Arda Baki so guys we did it

Meanwhile the Minecraft Live people ignores Minecraft Steve in Smash so sad... people fight over Mob Vote and Dream use his IQ to get his stans vote for Glow Squid and wins. I hope people play Steve *barehanded* for 1000 IQ because it's the popular thing in Minecraft community.

@TheBuragi xD

@@davidgumazon They did mention it,

As a Steve main, you made me unlock a memory where it was weird to say that...

What he always says

he pogs in 3:52

What's the message about do you like me or something👉👈

the messages we are all going to send....

Steve mains day one: haha funny L

ESAM died a bit inside when that moment was shown. 😅

as a Mac Main: what. the FUCK

Haha funny pk fire but down

@@Professor_Wisteria_ lol my friend Mains Mac and he's still hyperventilating from watching Steve's moveset

@@Professor_Wisteria_ F

Wait what, does bike and waft give him an extra hight and double jump?

@@Dukfire ye-

Yeah... what Wario really needs is Brawl glide.

“It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “It’s Wario!”

yes but only once. his motercycle takes 6 seconds to recharge

Yeah, it's a fun side-effect of the characters' eyes turning yellow when they parry.

Actually no, his eyes turn yellow

No he doesn’t

Then you wake up from the torture of the nightmare demon, only to realize you were dreaming about things that have already happened, therefore reinforcing your eternal state of suffering due in part to your depression. Thank you for listening to my ted talk

maybe you should've been a yoshi

It’d be funny if you were correct Yoshi mains are not good boys

yoshi mains are opposite of good boys

Yoshi mains will never be good bois

I think Sakurai is a Alpha fan

Remember when we had to mod in Ridley

... old man

imagine getting ransacked by a christmas minigun with chlorophyte bullets

Terraria characters in smash would be hype.

terraria is such a good game, and i'm sad to see it go with 1.4.1 coming out today

@@slaphand9578 Once 1.4 tModLoader is a thing, the community will keep this game alive.(even more than they already are, Calamity is amazing) It's just a matter of when we are going to get it.

Terraria, Hollow Knight, Downwell... Rocket League Stage?

@@sethfortune230 so we back in the mine

spooky season got my pickaxe swinging from

@@dancingbread7015 side to side

@@therunningranger4297 side to side

When the pig was revealed I yelled "I CAN BE TECHNOBLADE"

Smash professionals would fight Minecraft veterans inevitable! Smash tactics vs Minecraft techniques! *Block clutches, block towering axe crits, pvp traps, anti-falling, god bridging and Minecraft techniques on Smash.*

I always used tbag as a funni haha and not a way to disrespect someone.

Yesss, a friendly crouch~!

Honestly, pretty sure eating the steak is a greater disrespect move. and even comes default in the Final Smash. Though, on the other hand, the need to gather materials whenever you have free time means serious players might not taught as often.

Honestly tho I was so disappointed

same, at least the default song is good

I would be sad about it too, but then I saw the music from Legacy Console Edition and got instantly hyped.

Yeah??? That's... the whole point??

Jack Bumgarner yeah it is

Steve is a generic name tho. Minecraft’s in smash!

uh-huh. and?

Yeah so

*_[ F O R W A R D A E R I A L ]_*

Yep

YES

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

Foward ...you get the point

The SpiffyKing I’m pretty sure every character has f-air

H4PPY yeah, but not all of them are funny

The world is fucking ending because of this

@@kovanova9409 What, the meta in the smash community? What a sad world.

@@kovanova9409 Oh yeah so fucking edgy

Ss x I xz z

Xy da w

My exact thought. Dude got an almost hour long video of Sakurai just talking about his love for FF/KoF.

Castlevania got a lot of love too. Two characters, a boss, an entire area in World of Light, and a whole bunch of music

joker has a gun,, thats pretty cool

@@grunkleg.3110 However, castlevania was not introduced in dlc

Exactly. Fatal Fury and KOF hold a special place in Sakurai’s heart, it makes sense that he would go all out for Terry.

You sorta can, cuz, yknow, he holds the items in his hand

@Angel Reyes ye ...although I hope steve isn't as annoying as game and watch

Daniel Arputharaj At least Steve/Alex don’t have a busted up-B out of shield.. or really any good out of shield options

@@the_r4ts ye that's fair Nevertheless, I'm gonna really enjoy ledge trapping as steve

The worst thing is that we'll be seeing Steve literally everywhere online. No other character.

very very funny

Anime Watchers: You merely adopted the subtitles. I was born in it. *Molded by it.*

👁👄👁

The one girl who watches dubbed anime:

As a spanish speaking person it was funny to hear that since that Nintendo Directs always are subtitled in spanish instead of being fully translated

I'm pretty much 60-40. Mostly subbed, but video game adaptations I always watch dubbed.

I sense a whoosh coming

What are you saying ? There was never an S tier, it's Steve tier.

SLIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT

It's like a reverse of Minecraft's death animation.

Casually teleport behind child

*SLIIIIIDE TO THE RIGHT*

*_CRIIISS CROSS_*

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear savi

@@AxxLAfriku what?

@@AxxLAfriku you having a stroke or somethin my dude

@@AxxLAfriku are you ok?

@@AxxLAfriku should i call 911

build them off stage so that they take the L when they hit the L

yooo, that's sick, you're right

Chrom: Ha! I may be off stage but you can't gimp me with a counter! Funny block man: *Just builds a ceiling* Chrom: :/

NumberOne#1 Steve doesn't smile, because Steve has *d e p r e s s i o n*

No matter how hard i try i just don't see a beard i always see it as a smile

@@timemon6928 Its the opposite for me I cant see the smile

Initially Steve wasn't supposed to be Male or Female, so I don't think they intended him to have a beard... initially.

@@nyon7209 and that's why we have Alex now

I was wanting someone to bring up his cat I want a cat like that now.

most toxic character

@@joshuaminton7583 i think you mispelt greatest

I can finally play Minecraft while I play Smash!

No fight but gbuild arenas

Gonna build a giant L

Yall need to learn speed building to ledge camp ASAP

"I don't want to be angry anymore I just want to be happy" -Steve Mains when they start building houses together

Other than WALUIGI NINTENDO PLEASE

same

Same

He’s op AF

I like how people wanted Steve but never thought about the HYPE moveset that he could have

griefing smash bros 2020

omg sakura was anouncing tis?

I like your pfp

who tf is sakura

@@supereggnog8099 They misspelled Sakurai probably.

Simple for smash

Shoutouts to Simpleflips

*Simpleflips has joined the game*

Dad is here

“Simple, right?” it sure is

NEET Kitten wouldn’t be the first time 😔

@@Clair-Bear wont be the last 😉

wtf

Online bouta get hectic

Early to a Justin Y. comment? No way

Hi

You again!

:D

I approve of the sparkly Ereshkigal avatar

I watched the Direct before Alpha's upload and I KNEW that would be his reaction.

His infinite has to be called The Cobblestone Generator

Lmao imagine getting bodied by steve and he builds an L

@@Cremefish1 damn didnt think of that. 10/10 character top tier

And the teabag tho. They made it an actual taunt

I can see the ceiling/offstage block-camping happening

FORWARD A-*gets forward arieled*

Funny*

NO! No more joke

As a mario main my self..........it's all I need.

Funny noises

Reletable

as soon as he gets his hands on the elytra skills, he's going to technoplane the shit out of them.

oh, and im facing against this non called hungrybox or som- OH MY GOD, THAT PINK BALLOON IS JUST SO FAST *hits them via camping down tilt* Technoblade never Dies

If it 1.8.9 pvp, it will overpower

I WANT THIS SO BAD!!

he do be hitting the danganronpa tho

He boutta commit a murder

true that

I hope to god he plays and streams it. If he hasnt spoiled himself already that is

He’s been playing DR a ton recently and including the music in his among us vids so idk how you didn’t know

have you not watched any AR videos then? thats such an easy thing to expect from him lmao

I can’t like this comment it’s at 53 likes the perfect amount but just know it’s amazing

To everyone who asked, I know he's been using DR music but I was under the impression that he hadn't played the games yet

Me to

I think it works well enough

at least there's def some representation?

I’ll take an acknowledgment over nothing, assuming they wanted to put him in but we’re unable to for whatever reason.

if they made him an actual character hed just be another swordfighter

@@emblemblade9245 to be fair if they added him in he wouldn't be able to swear which imo is the funnest part of no more heroes, adding him as a mii fighter is genius in it's own way

Nice catch

@@incredicassio Where's jet erikson- oh wait, he's gone.

@@XarathDominion why did you have to remind me :(

@@XarathDominion What happened? I haven't caught up with Simple in a while.

@@syweb2 i don't exactly know what happened either, but he's... gone. He has been gone for about, 4 months at the very least. no GBJ dry- or wetstreaks have been recorded by him since then. then again, i also have no fucking clue if he has a twitter or something, where he said anything about it, but that's mostly because i am that much of a lethargic fuckhead who can't get off his ass to do as SIMPLE a task as that.

Then we have the cart and shart

What about the cart and block?

@@bestby6380 Nah doesn't rhyme

@@Nat_the_Chicken Ok then, the throw and go

@@bestby6380 That's better I suppose

People who main ledge trappers, air mobility characters or characters with funny aerials: (X) DOUBT

*laughs in Jigglypuff*

@@luigiclone0286 double jump build block double jump build blocks double jump up b high recovery. Cant edgeguard if he doesn't come to the edge

@@illuminoeye_gaming 1. that is not true 2. You confused the meaning of edgeguard and ledge trap Edgeguard is preventing someone from getting back on the stage Ledge trap is preventing someone to get to the ledge (called trap because is mostly used with traps)

@@luigiclone0286 exactly, at least you understand

Steve is Block Marth who is a clone of teacher Marth who is a clone of Marth

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

Sure Bud bruh it’s clearly a joke lmfao

Yes and no

Minecraft is just Western Fire Emblem

yes

That entirely depends on if a DR rep is added

That's a good question.

Yeah

I burst out laughing at every tech. It’s so funny