All Don't Hug Me I'm Scared teacher ranked from Good to Evil! 

I love the fact that Mr. Choo Choo basically does nothing wrong and then just dies.

The fact that most of the teachers in the first half are from the TV show proves how much the teachers changed in the TV show

The briefcase 💼 abandoning them at their first job is such a wonderful representation of reality. Oh you want a job, here you go, figure it out ig

One reason I love episode 5 is because how uncomfortable it makes me. It makes me feel terrified of what the Meat man and the Spinach can are going to do. And I love how they targeted Duck and just kept touching him and basically stabbing him.

I really love the detail about yellow guy having trauma with the butterfly

I love electracy!! she genuinely loves her job and really deserves the highest on the good list :)

mr choo choo: -does nothing -randomly dies -refuses to elaborate -leaves

Now that I think about it, it makes sense in a way why the Coffin wasn't really aggressive - the way he forms in the episode is a mixture of the floorboards and the heart organ that falls out of the Duck. He literally has a heart.

24:03 I’d like to add on to this point with a quote from “Death.” When Stain Edwards mentions falling in love, Yellow guy negatively reacts saying, “ FALLING IN LOVE?! What’s it say?!”

The thing I love about Scetch Book is that she is one of the only teachers who are constantly on the puppets side. She was just following a curriculum, she had no control of any of the freaky shit.

There IS actually another pro for business bag. At the end of the episode, He calls his brother just “brendon” instead of “unemployed brendon” Showing he does actually care for his brother.

The fact that the teacher for the subject of literally "Death" in Dhmis is actually pretty chill compared to most of the others lol

Steak and the rest of his crew were and still are the most terrifying teachers to me. I literally can not sleep after watching his episode and it’s been that way ever since I first saw dhmis. They deserve #1

Wait I never noticed just how touchy the steak and co. was with Duck. I mean I noticed but I never pieced it together, and poking him with the fork... that's such subtle foreshadowing. That's actually blowing my mind, I love this series fr.

Honestly I think the twins are the most evil just from the fact that there wasn't any ignorance. They what they were doing and like predators each and every moment in the episode was to size yellow guy up and eventually trap him. You know you are screwed when yellow guys father has to step in and take you to Punishment Land

i find it so cute that the brief case guy stops calling brandon "unepolyed brandon"

honestly i feel like the bread was the only member of the healthy gang to not be a complete psychopath.

electracy is genuinely just sweet and nice. she ripped the hampster in half but she was just curious about if it was electric. and she electricuted him but that was kinda yellows fault. he asked if they could make the chair an electric chair, so they did.

Roy must be pretty darn phisically strong if he fought an entire family of monsters and came out on top

I'm so glad you've pointed out how scared Yellow Guy is towards Shrignold, cause Yellow Guy didn't seem to have that reaction towards Tony The Clock who literally made him and his friends die. And now looking back in Episode 5, oh god, Steak and The Healthy Band were really touchy towards Duck, so you really can't blame Duck for being so uncomfortable with what's going on. Also, to point out one thing, their song feels like they keep making lyrics up in-order to prevent Duck and Yellow Guy being suspicious of them (noticed how they kept cutting off Duck when he questions them?), and we all know what happens next...

I personally think that Red and Duck didn't say anything especially mean about Yellow in the friendship episode. Think about it: they don't censor anything else in the show, the characters speak softly, and it fits perfectly with the theme of the episode. Anything sounds terrible if you bleep it, so "it's not fault that you're BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" sounds like something horrible but could be "it's not you're fault your memory isn't the best", ie something well meaning that could sound terrible in the ears of someone with a worm in their brain telling them everyone actually hates them. That said, nothing disproves the obvious conclusion that they just said something absolutely horrible either, they absolutely could have, but it's my personal interpretation anyway. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

The fact that the love cult is "canonically" homophobic makes so much sense I love it

3:42 Choo-Choo’s cane coming out of nowhere always makes me *giggle*

Just another mini thing to point out: Yes Warren did teach some good things however he also had some awful advice, in the "How this SHOULD have happened" bit of the episode, he has Yellow immediately meet the disrespect with aggravation and demands rather than calmly try to work it out, which are two things that escalate an argument into a fight the quickest, but other than that, you did an amazing job with ranking the teachers!

Btw, Colin is the real hero of the episode warren the eagle. He was the one who asked if they wanted help and gave them the idea. Thanks Colin 💕💕💕

Not going to lie your art looks adorable as hell

11:51 just want to point out she definitely played a pretty big part in that. You can see in the flashes of puppet to real that the puppets are full on seizing, all of that is in their heads. The notebooks plan was to teach them that to be creative is to obey the typical ideals of being creative, this is why she deems green uncreative and ruins the clown painting with oil, because she doesn’t deem them creative, thus they aren’t creative because the teacher says so - kinda like in an school art class. She is straight up evil

The fact that Lily and Todney are probably not even supposed to be teachers (many people assumed that they killed the apple teacher in that episode) made the whole situation more terrifying. The trio were literally tricked into being kidnapped.

This might just be me...... but while the rest of the food group is being straight up evil, I was getting the vibe that Bread Boy just wants to play the *drums*

personally I'd argue that notebook is worse than you gave her credit for, she didn't hesitate to cut Yellow off when he was doing something she didn't approve of, so the fact that she let them go where they did implies that it was what she wanted, possibly to scare them away from being creative themselves.

I love how at the end of the first one Sketchbook was like “da f*k?” Like even SHE was scared by what happened

The reading of the first episode being notepad trying to teach the gang to be creative and then being shocked at how fucked up they are and going "ok guys y'all actually need to chill" is so funny

I generally agree with the rankings, but there's one thing I think you got wrong You said when Steak is running through the dark, he's still talking about healthiness. To me, it sounds more like he's saying "help me, help me, help me" rather than "healthy, healthy, healthy". This would make sense since we see some of the teachers dead in the darkness and the thing that killed them has clearly injured him. He's still the most evil, though.

All Timestamps (sorry for spoilers): 2:06 12. Elec-Tracy 3:39 11. Mr Choo Choo 5:09 10. Colin the Computer 7:53 9. The Coffin 10:10 8. Sketchbook 12:07 7. Mr Briefcase 14:39 6. The Lamp 16:52 5. Warren The Eagle 19:22 4. Tony the Talking Clock 21:00 3. Lily and Todney 22:43 2. Shrignold the Butterfly 24:41 1. Steak and The Healthy Band

I really like the theory behind the machine controlling them because it honestly makes sense in a way

You made me realize that some of the old teachers were nice, but became evil from the machine. Man, now I feel bad for Tony the Talking Clock, the Computer and the Lamp.

My favorite teacher is the Coffin dude. He's trying his best to teach Duck about death. He didn't expect all the tomfoolery Duck got up to while being dead.

Another point of Briefcase’s goodness; he calls his brother just Brandon at the end of the episode, respecting his brother’s wish

A very likely explanation to the teachers would be that they were real people that ended up dying. In turn, they would turn into their favorite animal or object. This is proven in episode 2 of the tv show when the lamp explains that most people that die return as their favorite animal or object. So the notepad would’ve been an artist of some sort, tony would’ve loved time or been fascinated by it, shrignold was a lover or a cultist, colin was a tech or computer guy who loved the internet and tech, spinach and meat guy were probably chefs or something of the sort that enjoy healthy eating, and lamp shade just loves to sleep or dream.

Hearing the love cult being called homophobic was one of the things I needed to hear today and love the drawings

electracey is pure hearted being and can do no wrong

Seeing how evil some of the teachers actually are compared to the majority that are either good or neutral, it just makes you feel sorry for the main three that had to go through all this trauma. Lily and Todney were just creepy even before they began showing their true colors at the end of the episode right before Roy ended their existences, for example. When it comes to Shrignold, either he's going through a schizophrenia episode and brainwashed many of the love cult members into worshipping Malcom, which he made himself, or Malcom existed and decided to start the love cult by brainwashing Shrignold first and making him spread the false words of this "love" to others. And they nearly succeeded with brainwashing Yellow Guy as well. Healthy Band were completely evil from the start, even when not under the machine's influence, though I kept hearing "Help me" from Steak in the Electricity episode instead of "Healthy" but that's just my opinion anyway. And it definitely makes sense for many of the teachers to just be chill whether under the machine's influence or not. I mean Colin was chill even when under the machine's influence, he just hated to be touched at that moment but by the time we see him again in the Friendship episode he seems more open about the whole being touched thing again, so there was probably trauma on his part as well, most likely caused by Roy. All in all, DHMIS is a great series and deserves even more popularity than it currently has. It's a shame that Wakey Wakey got cancelled but we definitely got made up for it in the TV series.

I just realized: Colin hijacked Gilbert’s lessons, something Gil himself seemed pretty surprised about. It’s not a stretch to assume that Computer Day was supposed to be when Colin ACTUALLY had his lesson…which Warren swiftly derailed in turn.

I'm in tears. "ELeCtrAcey oNLY kills yellow's pet to see if it is eLEctriC *and then sCHOckS hiM in the ELECTriC ChAIR* " Im sobbing i can't stop help

Warren has got to be the most despicable to me. He's super self centered, pretends to be a friendship expert but he totally isn't, invades and corrupts Yellow's brain safe space (with SIOB's suicide being the worst example of it) because it gives him that attention and power he's addicted to. Though The Healthy Band is a close second, you really feel Duck's discomfort throughout the whole episode.

Heres one of the cons of the lamp: During the dream song, yellow guy is riding a horse During an interview with "Its nice that", its revealed that yellow guy is scared of horses

Why does the line "A baby pigeon 😮" get me every TIME-

I feel like you could do an amazing Jan Misali impression

I like to imagine after the teacher’s debut episode, the teacher will just stick around in case they might eventually be needed (evidence includes sketchbook’s cameos in almost every episode. lamp, tony & colin having speaking roles in season 2, and fridge, of course being in the background of the kitchen.

I love how even though Shrignold is in second place of evil, he never raises his voice, he never is shown to be threatening, he is calm and collected all throughout his episode even when his true intentions of the cult are shown and in my opinion that just makes him all the way more terrifying. He is shown always using this sweet voice towards Yellow Guy, in my perspective he uses this to seem more trustworthy. In episode 6 when Shrignold pops up he isn't even looking directly at yellow guy, nor is he directly singing to him. He's just rotating his head left and right and singing his song but even so Yellow Guy is terrified by him by literally screaming no. Those angelic "aah's" that can be heard in the ep 6 version of the love song makes it sound more heavenly and makes the song sound more better imo But the only time he screamed previously was when with Colin but that was because he turned into his digital self which confused him, but with Shrignold he literally SCREAMS no. It may just be me but the fact if I was Yellow Guy I probably would have fallen into the same trap he did makes me more scared of Shrignold. But hey, his song is fire and I love him.

electracy's entrance is just *chef's kiss* "you expect me to- uh- EXPLAIN dhmis? You-you know how hard that is?" Matpat: Not for me

i knew tracy was gonna be the lowest! And your art is adorable too!

Colin was a pretty good teacher that genuinely taught the puppets and was good in the tv series, however any puppet from what I like to call the “olden days” (the web series, the name was gotten from Tony’s song) is bound to be at least a little evil overall, even if none of the olden day teachers are aggressive now

I've never really seen entire episodes of DHMIS with the most I've gotten being clips, but I gotta say... out of all of them my favorite is Colin/Com. They are just extremely unique and they seem legitimately fun for the Trio to be around.

DHMIS is one of my favorite series I’m so glad someone covered something like this

Is anyone going to talk about those AMAZING little drawings for each character like jeez he is a great artist

I really liked this! although as a small note the clock admits that at the end, he has no controll, and the killing may be out of his hands, as he says; "Its out of my hands im only a clock" then tries, albeit feebly to reassure in the very next line; "Im sure youll be fine!" Other than that admittedly small thing, great video!

My personal headcannon as to why lamp is different from the web series is that he was supposed to teach it but forgot what night it was supposed to be and ended up getting black out drunk, and the aftermath was just a result of that.

The 3 puppets: *literally dying* Tony: *”I A M A C L O C K”*

Fun fact: coffin was the only teacher who did not sing

Briefcase: Traps the main characters in a hell dimension for 40 years and allows yellow guys hand to be violently crushed by machinery before erasing a child from existence Endore: he's a bit on the neutral side, more good than bad

aaaaa I loved this, the art is so cute and your voice is quite nice to listen to you’ve earned another sub, hope to see more DHMIS content in the future :)

I know this doesn’t help Steak’s case at all but when he’s in that dark room running it looks to me like he’s been traumatized or has gone mad either from being trapped there or from the memories of what he did while the machine was still active before episode 6. Like maybe he’s just a little bit less evil without the machine’s influence where he wouldn’t KILL duck but would still do the other stuff? 😅

How dare you put Shrignold in second! Joking LOL, in all seriousness this video was great and really interesting! I watched all the way through which is something I usually don’t do especially with videos over 20 minutes. Great job :)

Extremely glad I stumbled upon this video, excited for more content from this channel.

I feel like if Electracy were humanoid, she would be a really high tech and futuristic robot that wears 80s style clothing

Also the artwork behind sketchbook and electracey are cute 🥺

Your art style is so cute that I wish DHMIS was a 2D cartoon like that. Also, love your commentary on the teachers!

16:51 i love how you kept in the joke that he identifies as an eagle despite… well… not… being that.

0:36 “And we HAVE finished the chicken picnic..” +sudden realization+

Brendon is adorableeeeeeeeee 😢😢 mostly his voice :)

The creative teacher was honestly good!when everything went wrong she even said “let’s agree to never be creative again”

12. Eltectracy- I agree with you expect the fact that she is pretty pushy at first. Other then that she a good little electric box thing. 11.Mr. Choo choo- Agree 10. Colin the Computer- He is nice but he is still pretty cruel when he want to be. 9. Coffin- I love how chill he is and he only act rude after been push too much. He should have been nice to Yellow Guy though. 8. Sketchbook- They are such a sweetheart and one of my favorite. Yeah, they can be a bit of jerk but you can tell sketchbook love what she does. 7. Breifcase- Nice man, it obvious he just trying to help. I agree, the fact he left them for 40 years and reset time rub me bad. 6. Lamp- To me he not the quote on quote evil, more of someone who was told to do something and just did it with out know what going on. 5. Warren- HE IS THE MOST EVIL OF ALL, just kidding. He is definitely pushy and a hypocrite but he is trying to help and only want a friend. Too bad, he doesn't know how to be a polite and respectful friend. 4. Tony the clock- To me he another teacher who was told to do something and just did it. After the machine was unplugged, he seem to redeem himself by being polite and leave them be. 3. The twin- Yes, they are evil and it obvious that they kill their old mother. 2. Shringnold- He a cult leader, of course he evil. 1. Healthy band- Yeah, they are bad in their teachers and do kill Duck, but I would say they do have one pro: They encourage taking care of yourself, even if it the wrong advice. So in my opinion they are better then the Twin and Shringnold, possibly Tony and Lamp as well. To me, most of the teachers aren't really evil but misguiding which causes issues; and maybe some are evil/cruel because they are misguided themselves. Overall, a good ranking video and I agree with most of it.

Great production value for this video, from the audio to the visual editing. Great work!

3:29 yellow looks so proud of that home made cardboard guitar and looks at us like do you like it I made it all by myself

Lamp uses weed as “being sober” in my head canon because the cancel sounds like something a stoner would say and in the web toon he is obviously drunk

This video is so good for being the first video on this channel, you can tell how much effort was put into this, love this vid

What about Roy and Leslie? Wait, never mind I’m pretty sure they are the principles

this is the best video i've seen all year i really like those facts..keep up the good work

Thanks for the video!Its really interesting)

Personally, I think that the briefcase did not mean to abandon them, and just got carried away with his song, forgetting them, and was looking for them the entire time during that episode

Personally, I'd rank Tony as above Lily & Todney, as well as Shrignold & Friends. Shrignold & Friends seem more Briefcase esque - heavy underbelly of unkindness, but a general overtone of kindness - which, whilst ultimately insideous, was genuinely not as evil. And as for Lily & Todney, they've always stricken me as more victims of an extraordinarily unpleasant family tree.

The puppets: STOP KILLING US!! Tony: I’m a prop.

I already like DHMIS and watching videos analyzing it, but the Mixels music is just the cherry on top. Glad someone still remembers that franchise!

Ok what this is just TOO under rated!!

This video made me realize how many teachers bully and outright traumatize Yellow Guy. The others have been too- it’s a bit scary how much Yellow is just pushed around throughout the entire series. 😟

I fuckin love the art, here, great work! Super rewatchable video

I love this video! Very well done. I think episode one is the scariest, because of when the characters turn into humanoid forms of themselves. That part still gives me nightmares ever since I watched it 5 years ago.

Bread in the healthy band is actually very peaceful especially in the family episode.

If you think about it the briefcase didn’t abandon them since he’s hiding inside the first aid kit and usually if you get hurt in work you get to go home so he was right when he said they did a good job since nobody got hurt in 40 years

I loved this video! very entertaining watch

great video!

Love the fact that the mixels rush theme was in the background

That thumbnail is adorable. Great video!

this video is GREAT! your arts also lovley

Love this video! Shared it with a few people. Also great choice of music, the Calling All Mixels ost is underrated

This is really well made you’re so underrated omg 0.0

YOU ARE SOOO UNDERRATED OMG

This is a really good video. I especially like the drawings of the teachers you made.

Great video! Also I wanted to add that Briefcase calls his brother just Brendon at the end. Character development😌💅