All Funniest Moments in Valve Games (1998 - 2024) 

“When this is all over I’m going to mate.” Backs away in disgust.

In HL2, chapter follow Freeman there is a moment: 'What's the password? ' 'Password! ' 'Come in! ' My favorite

sometimes, i dream about cheeseeeeeee. 10/10 funniest moment

Portal is one hour and 30 mins of the vid. the whole game is funny!

“Hey catch me later I’ll buy you a beer” *Continues humping the Tram.*

I have a brain injury My brain is injured Ow

5:30 Griggs: Sheckley Sheckley: what Griggs: SHECKLEY Sheckley: WHAT! Griggs: forget it...

2:59 was perfect. You nailed the "I have no mouth and I must scream" motion

3:21 that voice crack

"Every Wheatley moment" Yeah pretty much

Male_02 wears a green beanie: That’s illegal

Alyx: "A zombine, get it?" Gordon: Immediately kills himself out if how bad that joke was

eurgh

6:10 LOL THAT PART SCARED ME ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH

Alex is like: DISGUSTANG

OTIS OTIS OTIS OTIS OTIS

10:31 Vortigaunt : "The.. Al-" Alyx: "Elie Vance"

2:59 “when this is All over... im gonna mate!” Gordon: “AHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME! DARGH! NO! STAHP! HUAAAGH! AGH! NOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

2:40 So is the tune in his head a reference to something?

I like how he has a sense of humor that you can see without him even saying anything

thanks for the thumbnail!, i hate it!

i gotta get out of here with my donuts for 15 cents!

Not gonna lie. Alyx on the thumbnail is pretty unnerving

Congrats on 31k subs

4:02 favorite part lol

"When this is all over i'm gonna mate" *proceeds to chase freeman menacingly*

You forgot Laszlo the finest mind of his generation

8:58 Yup that's right

"I have a brain injury" "I'm sorr-" "My brain is injured" "that's terrible" "OW"

My God what are you doing!

Yo WTF Otis is not funny, he is very serious person.

6:56 Poor rebel, she looks like she's being forced to watch those idiots argue over the number three.

6:11 when I first played episode 2 that vort jumpscared me

"Hey its me open the door!" "Whats the password" "Im not gonna even tell you to Shut UP!" "Come on in!" In 4:26

11:45 I think this headcrab thing is a bug because I’ve had it happen multiple times in my playthrough they usually get stuck in a corner or against a prop and can’t flip themselves over poor things

2:51 my favorite part

4:45 Wow, I'm dumb. I thought the guy was talking to one of the female rebels instead for all these years.

1:21 why the heck is paul blart here

6:34. *Breaks bottle and nothing comes out of it* "Hey! I was drinking that!"

2:58 LOL at Gordon running away from the randy man!

0:46 Best moment in the whole game 😂

By "internet" it's consist of wikipedia and pr0nhub

Cheese

Привет ноклик!! Смотрю тебя давно видео крутые и весёлые!! Translated pls!!

Alyx at the end of HL: Alyx:

Does anyone notice that the tram at the beginning of this video is glitched? It appears slanted.

I love how when we get to portal 2, it’s just, “every Wheatley moment” to be fair it’s not wrong

1:12 Best part.

dont mind me just commenting some random stuff *cheese*

,,Sometimes im dreaming about cheese´´ -Random rebel

Despite the lack of TF2, L4D2, and Portal 1, this was a great video!

Look at alyx

when I played half-life one of the security guards was talking to me and spotted an enemy at the same time. So he looked at me and blindly fired at the enemy lol

Valve siempre sabe como encajar los chistes en momentos serios

1:00 i laughed way harder than i should've at this

2:01 The Player Puted The Can In The Trash Can Tho

Yes I remember the moment the game makes you die in half life 2 episode 1

6:14 *jaw breaking moment*

Source 2 citizens? Have we gone too far?

1:13 lol

I bet Barney has a safe full of Crowbars -_-

Wouldn't be cool if we have AR3?

0:12 Scientist: My god, What are you doing?

6:10 the scene dat every half life player got scared on

3:06 i like how he ran away when the npc said it 😳😳😳

comedy

"Sometimes I dream about *c h e e s e ."* Well they couldn't eat it for 20+ years so they might want to have some real cheese. "When this is all over I'm gonna *m a t e ."* Well Breen explained (although not well) in the trainstation_02 that under the effects of the Combine Protection Field you cannot procreate. (and a lie about not having those "urges" under the effects) There you go, explanations about the crazy ally guy's quotes.

Combine recruit: pick up that can! Gordon: *picks up a can* Combine recruit: now put it in trash Gordon: *trows combine recruit face Gordon: *runs* Combine recruit: get outta here haha

5:41 NOOO

11:32 he downloaded the entire fucking internet what

Alyx: What’s a Vortigant doing down here? Vortigant: My brain is injured. Alyx: I’m sorry abo- Vortigant: *ow*

Did you seriously not include” Driving to Hawaii”?

Every funny moment but you hear flightreacts epic laughter

How is "Catch me later I'll buy you a beer" one of the "funniest moments"?

Congratulations comrade

Half life 2 to this day looks amazing

12:03 Eric You Ok

2:59 When the combine are off earth first thing he's gonna do is *the thing*, we gotta show this dude some respect

The funniest thing out of all things in valve games is... Random crits

HOW COULD YOU FORGET "Don't worry, it's unloaded." And "Sustenance!"

Congrats 31.1K

3:00 This guy has been holding it for decades

i mean, downloading the entire internet before the incident (taking in mind that the incident occurred somewhere before 2000 or 2000) was probably kind of easy as it wasnt much data, but taking in mind the internet speed of the age, probably not

6:10 this part jump scared me when I first played Episode 2 that I jumped off the ladder.

CUZ IM A POTAAATOOOOOO!!!!!

“It’s like a... zombine, get it?” *Gordon kills himself*

You forgot the line when Shekley remarked about the Antlions. I think it was something about how he had a “bug” (ant lion) on his back, and Griggs is like “I didn’t see him!” “Yeah... no... they’re only like five feet tall!”

congrats on the milestone :D

But the AR3 Are exist as Combine emplacement gun in Assault on nova prospect (I forget what it called.)

Can’t believe you left out so many russel moments, especially the club sandwich line.

Half-life funny moments hd #582826

The dead Barney talking one would make sense in the German version because instead of your allies dying, they sit down and shake their heads

Ahhhh. No pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!

4:32 Sigma Male Moment

doctor: FOR GOD SAKES OPEN THE SILO DOOR THERE COMING FOR US ITS OUR ONLY WAY OUT *OMG WETE DOOMED*

''Try not to lose this one, Okay?'' In episode 2: Gordon literally loses his crowbar.

Sometimes i dream about cheese 2:51 6:36 EY! I WAS DRINKING THAT🤬

2:25 *I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT CAT* That sentence Barnie told was from HL Blue Shift when he gets teleported to the famous "cat" it's the creature you encounter in HL 1 when you get the crossbow, if you never played Blue Shift I'm really sorry for ya, if you want we could go for a drink later

What about TF2 voicelines?

8:14 Perfectly Suits you to be honest!