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@KnightSlasher
@KnightSlasher Год назад
John Pork and Damien had some personal beef back in the day and Damien still hasn't forgotten about it
@Idkanymore1234
@Idkanymore1234 Год назад
Now Damien’s being quite the pig, I bet
@Asstolfo96
@Asstolfo96 Год назад
Nah. They didn't have beef.... Damien had pork and John had human
@lunameriweather7693
@lunameriweather7693 Год назад
?
@DeltaMan867
@DeltaMan867 Год назад
Pun intended?
@L00z3rB01
@L00z3rB01 Год назад
Damien should go to the Ÿam
@fallenshadow9920
@fallenshadow9920 Год назад
"The Queen is more or less immortal at this point" 😐😐😐 That aged well...
@yamatoclassbattlecruiser6410
So did she...
@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s
@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s Год назад
My mummy said shes just havign a nap do not wurry.🤤
@killerclone2177
@killerclone2177 Год назад
@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s plot twist the queen will wake up when we need her most
@icezak4964
@icezak4964 Год назад
legend says shes still in the gulag...
@ta.twiinArmageddon2
@ta.twiinArmageddon2 Год назад
I cried so fucking hard lmao
@aala1292
@aala1292 Год назад
The *just a tad longer than usual* pauses and silences with Robin are making me feel so eerie, oh my god
@grayjackson8987
@grayjackson8987 Год назад
ENGINEER!
@fiusionmaster3241
@fiusionmaster3241 Год назад
@@grayjackson8987 yes
@diveintoblender
@diveintoblender Год назад
ya, it sounds like he is damien lmfao
@fullmoonshadow6967
@fullmoonshadow6967 Год назад
Funny to see "immortal queen" memes after she died
@cheatcode436
@cheatcode436 Год назад
Those did NOT age well.
@SillyTheHomo
@SillyTheHomo Год назад
​@@cheatcode436neither did the queen
@ChakatStripedfur
@ChakatStripedfur Год назад
The Queen didn't die, she just boldly went where no man had gone before.
@examinator-7
@examinator-7 Год назад
@@ChakatStripedfur she conquering underworld, that's why Undertale demon speak English
@rafaelsousa5
@rafaelsousa5 Год назад
She did not die, she simply got bored of our dimension and left for a new one.
@kennynumber5523
@kennynumber5523 Год назад
*You are alone in the woods camping when suddenly you hear loud crashing footsteps, you turn around and see the beast known as siren head. It knees down in front of you and leans in. Suddenly, it stops, and it starts blasting a rickroll before fleeing off to rickroll other campers.*
@gr_pefxnta
@gr_pefxnta 3 месяца назад
thanks kenny
@FootballForever984
@FootballForever984 Год назад
DAM THE INTRO OF JOHN PORK GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
@gabimurray5955
@gabimurray5955 Год назад
They picked Hiroshima because they wanted to pick the cities that fit the requirements of being close to military bases and would also have the most traumatic impact emotionally on Japan. They were going to go for Kyoto but the reason they ultimately decided against it was because they wanted to keep the option to be able to reconcile with Japan after the war, and destroying the cultural center of Japan would make any friendly future with Japan impossible
@fulomtheavali
@fulomtheavali Год назад
Imagine if they had dropped it on Kyoto. Japan probably would have gone full kamikaze on America.
@mikethegoo
@mikethegoo Год назад
18:00 I really appreciate Damien's attempt to pronounce a Dutch name, and I guess, with the noises he knows, that would be the most logical way to say it. But if you want to know how you actually pronounce it (as best as I can describe some sounds. The "van" part would be pretty hard, but I think I can make it pretty close to the actual pronounciation) would be: Ahn-tony vahn Lay-wen-hook
@grayjackson8987
@grayjackson8987 Год назад
ENGINEER!
@mikethegoo
@mikethegoo Год назад
@@grayjackson8987?
@arthas640
@arthas640 6 месяцев назад
@@mikethegoo to be fair most people will refuse to even speak the heathen tongue of the Dutch, so they're lucky an attempt was even made.
@mikethegoo
@mikethegoo 6 месяцев назад
@@arthas640 that's definitely true!
@sullivanhouse4697
@sullivanhouse4697 Год назад
Honestly, I know this is completely unrelated but...THE EMKAY BACKGROUND SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING. just listen to it while you're watching. The team did great ✌
@Koistork
@Koistork Год назад
It's... It's king dice's theme from Cuphead. All the tracks used in emkay are usually from popular video games
@sullivanhouse4697
@sullivanhouse4697 Год назад
@@Koistork Wow ok well that's a really great soundtrack. & if I ever play Cuphead i'll probably be thinking about Robin's voice that whole level.😂
@efm_375
@efm_375 Год назад
@@sullivanhouse4697dude I play cuphead and I can confirm that this is true
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
The "who gave sid a phone" guy looks like a FUCKING SKYRIM CHARACTER when you mess the eyes up super bad
@snakyYT
@snakyYT Год назад
Correction oblivion
@d1nodray
@d1nodray 7 месяцев назад
@@snakyYT Haven't played oblivion. Is it good?
@UncleHamsBasedOpinions
@UncleHamsBasedOpinions 6 месяцев назад
@@d1nodrayit’s pretty fun imo
@andsprite3034
@andsprite3034 Год назад
"The queen will never die." Well that aged terribly.
@pyrarius1598
@pyrarius1598 Год назад
1:06 It was a pretty big city with lots of citizens, perfect place to show Japan that you weren't kidding when you said "You will be destroyed"
@georgejones3526
@georgejones3526 Год назад
It was an important military base, but also it had not been subjected to conventional bombing and would give an accurate assessment of the damage caused by the atom bomb.
@insideAdirtyMind
@insideAdirtyMind Год назад
Yeah, what could say better that you are an a hole by destroying two whole cities full of innocent citizens while on the other hand you are crying about one MILITARY base that was bombed on your own land....sorry you tell on yourself USA, you are not the hero here
@malahkyedunigan6604
@malahkyedunigan6604 Год назад
It also didn’t have a allied pow camp
@ThornMu
@ThornMu Год назад
@@georgejones3526 By 'conventional bombing' we really should state that it wasn't subjected to fire bombing, which was especially effective in Japan due to the extensive wood and paper construction of most buildings letting the fire do far more damage than the bombs themselves. Some of the US military leadership were specifically asking for some major cities to not be fire bombed into oblivion so they would have at least one or two they could use to demonstrate the power of the Nuke. Most cities they requested to be left alone like this were rejected and fire bombed anyway. I think Hiroshima was 6th on the list, and Nagasaki was around 14th or so. Been a while since I saw the notes from the meetings.
@hypixel_simp
@hypixel_simp Год назад
it was a secondery target. the other target (not nagasaki) wasn't visible because of clouds
@arca9e295
@arca9e295 Год назад
25:31 you know it’s bad when something is so cursed it causes Robin to start glitching
@R3d_dwarf
@R3d_dwarf Год назад
Not even a second and into The video and I’ve already gotten jump scared😭
@jackotrades0888
@jackotrades0888 Год назад
17:51 Oh! I love microbiology in a very autistic way and the mention of Leeuwenhoek made me like, really excited :D
@PlopDeggy
@PlopDeggy Год назад
22:26 I somehow convinced myself when I was very young that shampoo tightens your scalp, and conditioner loosens it. So whenever I’d accidentally put conditioner in first, I was absolutely horrified at the fact that ‘my hair was gonna fall out from my scalp being too loose’.
@blixerthememer5465
@blixerthememer5465 Год назад
14:09 I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH ITS A TOP TIER CLASIC
@Wesley_H
@Wesley_H Год назад
1:06 “Why did they pick Hiroshima” Hiroshima had two factories that manufactured bombs and torpedoes for the imperial air force and navy. The intent was to drop Little Boy at a place between the two factories and destroy them both.
@UncleHamsBasedOpinions
@UncleHamsBasedOpinions 6 месяцев назад
Not only that, but it was a smaller town. They didn’t want to kill all of the people in Tokyo or Kyoto
@amberkat8147
@amberkat8147 Год назад
The one about the dancing bees was hilarious.
@lemmymaster
@lemmymaster Год назад
2:52 didn't age well
@dudeguy1894
@dudeguy1894 Год назад
2:55 ...oh no
@0PTIQO_01
@0PTIQO_01 Год назад
Wait.. walking fast means that you’re not happy? *Sonic is the most unhappy and fastet hedgehog*
@Tp_OverHeat
@Tp_OverHeat Год назад
no wonder he rejects amy constantly
@GavAttackO
@GavAttackO Год назад
31:06 WELL THAT AGED LIKE FINE OH FINE MILK
@anthonydelange4128
@anthonydelange4128 Год назад
Was about to say 😂
@Playfast12
@Playfast12 7 месяцев назад
It’s so aged it cheese
@SpiritusVulpis
@SpiritusVulpis Год назад
22:16 A stupid reason I have a scar is I (for no reason that they could tell after being told what they were) developed strange hives on my arms, which was what made it even stranger as it was EXCLUSIVE to my arms and it wasn't itchy or bothering me in any capacity. So because of that they had to take an entire sample chunk of one from my arm to analyze what they were so I could get it properly treated, and despite having the hole in my arm stitched up (which wasn't at all big) its still noticeable since it was a circular portion they took out. But yeah that's something that happened to me it was relatively uneventful and all it ended up doing in the long run as giving me a strange scar on my arm
@d1nodray
@d1nodray 6 месяцев назад
what was the issue
@sharpi086
@sharpi086 Год назад
The “whats that new game, minecraft dungeons?” Got me so… jeez im old
@SadHampter209
@SadHampter209 Год назад
The thing where you do the thing with your hands on your chest is called crossing your heart
@helpful_sus
@helpful_sus Год назад
Bruh john pork almost give me a heart attack
@Cenn_Devel
@Cenn_Devel 3 месяца назад
17:52 As someone who speaks Dutch, that pronunciation was a war crime
@fullmoonshadow6967
@fullmoonshadow6967 Год назад
Omg minecraft dungeons wasn't released when this was recorded!? But we have legends now! Omg this recording is old!
@Digby8
@Digby8 Год назад
2:48 that aged *perfectly*
@Panzer-535
@Panzer-535 Год назад
1:07 Hiroshima was chosen because by that point it was one of the few large cities still intact or undamaged by earlier firebombing raids. There were also several major military sites in/around the area, including a communications center, Army headquarters, weapons factories, and an active port. Hiroshima's topography made it the better target as well as the city sat in a valley which could concentrate the blast and shockwaves.
@milavoorhorst1477
@milavoorhorst1477 Год назад
31:54 also can confirm and is the reason why we have oranje dag. also at 34:41 you pernounced it correctly
@lucario2621
@lucario2621 Год назад
2:53 well that aged well
@LordDarthHarry
@LordDarthHarry Год назад
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen because they actually had military infrastructure in and around them. Also virtually unbombed compared to other major cities at the time.
@wolf-mw6cf
@wolf-mw6cf Год назад
Arrested Development clip let’s goooooo
@ArgentinianElectrician
@ArgentinianElectrician Год назад
1:11 it was one of the only cities without an allied POW camp.
@SetariM
@SetariM 11 месяцев назад
"grandma can get rickrolled in the reading language" Damien. Please. It's Sign Language.
@Unused_socks
@Unused_socks Год назад
John pork is my 13th reason I swear
@happymark1668
@happymark1668 6 месяцев назад
Unlike the Queen Tf2 was given Uber from medic
@Noneofyourbuisness000
@Noneofyourbuisness000 Год назад
Whoever edits these makes Damien 10x better than he already is
@landongriffith9092
@landongriffith9092 Год назад
Both locations for atomic bombings were chosen for their strategic location and military installations and factories and a relatively small city to minimize civilian casualties
@ACT8113
@ACT8113 5 месяцев назад
13:09 cracking me up more than my carpal tunnel hand
@gordzilla8443
@gordzilla8443 Год назад
Frickin John Pork jumpscared me in the intro 😅
@i_fried_a_sign
@i_fried_a_sign Год назад
2:50 aged like milk lmao
@hailirandallwagner3092
@hailirandallwagner3092 Год назад
Woke up this morning still half asleep, and got on this video and THE FIRST THING I SEE AND HEAR IS THE FRICKEN JHON PORK. Nearly killed me.
@herobrine3678
@herobrine3678 Год назад
2:49 Oh no… Also 7:48 hehe
@thurm64
@thurm64 Год назад
31:14 up until her death the queen was actually an admiral of nebraska. the more you know
@skellington8090
@skellington8090 9 месяцев назад
22:16 I was getting out of bed once, and my feet were tangled up in the blankets. I tripped, fell, and cut my lip on the corner of my nightstand. If you look closely, you can see a little bump on my lower lip where it healed.
@mollykirker1131
@mollykirker1131 Год назад
Ok but the "One wife two wife, dead wife new wife" Made Me laugh
@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery
I CLAIM THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
@brotheraracon3646
@brotheraracon3646 Год назад
FOR THE LION!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!
@marmiteurs
@marmiteurs Год назад
yes
@bloodybladenum1920
@bloodybladenum1920 Год назад
9:03 was not expecting a multporn cameo, but I entirely understand where that guy was coming from, the moral questionability of whoever uploads that shit is large.
@scubadiverxy6969
@scubadiverxy6969 4 месяца назад
yay my fav channel to get flashbanged by 😄
@himikotoga7609
@himikotoga7609 Год назад
5:41 ITS TOGA ITS TOGA ITS TOGA ITS TOGS ITS TOGA
@w1nter4ever
@w1nter4ever Год назад
2:48 Oh nooo, the queen died. *looks at TF2* Ahhhh crap.
@ghxsted3099
@ghxsted3099 Год назад
THAT THUMBANIL THOOOO!!!!!
@Mauze489
@Mauze489 8 месяцев назад
He said " I hope you're having a good Wednesday " I am watching this on a Wednesday Guys I'm scared, he is becoming too powerful
@TheDuckOfAllDucks
@TheDuckOfAllDucks Год назад
Ducky duck for the win
@civetmink9060
@civetmink9060 Год назад
The reason Hiroshima and Nagasaki were picked was because the other major cities such as Tokyo had already been mostly destroyed and they needed a city that was still standing to show of the nukes power.
@myself2noone
@myself2noone Год назад
It had more to do with them being trade and logistics hubs. Nuking the imperial palace was also suggested but rejected because of cultural significance.
@insideAdirtyMind
@insideAdirtyMind Год назад
imagine someone had done this to the USA... "We just wanted to show how nice the nuclear bomb is, so we nuked New York and LA with all their civilians."
@rebeccarimmer6348
@rebeccarimmer6348 Год назад
With Nagasaki (I think) they were originally gonna nuke a different city but for whatever reason they had to change cities
@mikethegoo
@mikethegoo Год назад
​ "THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!"
@donnyshields4450
@donnyshields4450 Год назад
@rebeccarimmer6348 Yeah, I heard in a Vsauce video that there was a city named Kokura that they planned to nuke but didn't because it was cloudy there and they couldn't get visual confirmation
@TeddyKoslow
@TeddyKoslow Год назад
2:43 Hey God, I've never been to church
@josequins9099
@josequins9099 Год назад
Holy crap. @11:41 Bear Grylls really did look like Benadryl Slumberpatch.
@Lukas-vp4te
@Lukas-vp4te Год назад
31:02 the guy swith the nintendo shirt is plainrock124 he does a lot of board smashing vids where he destroys things like ps5 so thats why the comment was made
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh 4 месяца назад
22:15 i didn't want to ask a guy to move slightly to the left so I could get to class and instead jumped off a locker and onto the corner of a brick barrier with my stomach. Went to maths after clutching my side and let nobody know but the one guy who must've heard. Wasn't bleeding so much that I thought it was worth leaving 10 minutes in once the adrenaline ran out but I now have a permanent reminder to just ask people when you need the to do something cut all the way up the side of my stomach looking like I've been shanked with a big ol' machete. It WAS however bleeding and I WAS in a lot of pain. It was though a hoodie or something but it's still a bad idea.
@Mr-Fishyyy
@Mr-Fishyyy Год назад
i felt that one with the iron deficiency
@BinglesP
@BinglesP Год назад
14:42 Because Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy is funny man
@-_-00000----
@-_-00000---- 7 месяцев назад
30:30 finally, someone understands me.
@arthas640
@arthas640 6 месяцев назад
28:35 for me it's drug resistance. Stage 3 cancer and they ended up giving me the maximum recommended dosage or even above it at times, i was part of the drug testing for the drug Brentuximab Vedotin and i was one of the highest in terms of dosages (they told me at least i was getting the second highest dosage in the entire program), I've woken up during surgery and once failed the first attempt at anesthesia requiring a second dose, first time taking anything stronger then tylenol I was given large vicodins (80mg or 100mg if i remember right) and took more then the daily max amount prescribed in the space of 90 minutes and ended up calling the doctor because it didnt take away the pain, make me sick, make me high, or have any effect on me whatsoever (and that was at age 15) and i'm the same way with most meds needing the larger doses of everything. I'm not much of a drinker but I'm similar with alcohol and require a fair amount to get drunk and i rarely get hangovers (I can only remember 3 times and 1 was the day after my 21st birthday and another was my first night in Vegas, both didnt last long) and even when i do drink people cant really tell if i've even been drinking, even when I'm pretty blasted.
@Bodacious_Crustacious
@Bodacious_Crustacious Год назад
3:31 Accidentally paused the video and saw the computer glitched.
@Gogoseit
@Gogoseit 3 месяца назад
2:58 oh god... oh no... oh god...
@whosfredol5194
@whosfredol5194 Год назад
2:50, this aged like milk, din't it? Welp, I guess both had something in common They were fricken memeable asf
@genderflu1dwh0r17
@genderflu1dwh0r17 Год назад
Gasp, I love John pork
@NicholasOfford
@NicholasOfford Год назад
37:45 I forgot what melanin was and thought it was some kind of drug for a second and I almost went to look it up.
@hardmode6082
@hardmode6082 Год назад
in the last one l swear l heard "totally worth it"
@RonanAragon808
@RonanAragon808 Год назад
2:42 why did you need to choose children mr. Editor
@aquamarie3117
@aquamarie3117 Год назад
That's the Sign of the Cross
@seishirowo
@seishirowo Год назад
“Imagine if teeth itched” …they don’t? D: i think i have to make a call to my dentist
@54BiZZuRKS
@54BiZZuRKS Год назад
Teeth do itch. Nails on a chalkboard, biting tinfoil, for me, it’s the idea of a dry wash rag in my mouth… That sensation is your teeth itching. As in [someone scrapes a brick across a steel cooking grill] “man that sound make my teeth itch”.
@grayjackson8987
@grayjackson8987 Год назад
ENGINEER! I NEED A DISPENSER OVER HERE!
@darkamora5123
@darkamora5123 Месяц назад
0:58 Quick and dirty answer they manufactured war materiel AND it was a compact city. They wanted to scare Japan into surrendering AND demonstrate the power of the new type of bomb. So they blew up the ability to produce stuff for the military ANd demonstrated the weapon by essentially destroying an entire city with one bomb. (70% but in practice close enough) A bigger city wouldn't have been as completely destroyed.
@Outerscale
@Outerscale 7 месяцев назад
12:18, they do, but only when foods are stuck between them
@r4nd0mf41ry
@r4nd0mf41ry Год назад
0:39 dont bring mcdonalds into this.
@the_RUSTEEE
@the_RUSTEEE Год назад
RIP the pet fish
@geraldfrancisco4846
@geraldfrancisco4846 2 месяца назад
1:06 there was a nearby military base
@thosekidsontheinternet
@thosekidsontheinternet Год назад
Nah I just started the video to John pork then i went to Robin's part and it the title lines up so well💀💀💀
@thereduxi0n97
@thereduxi0n97 Год назад
Truly a great way to end my night😌
@Damntpab
@Damntpab Год назад
31:14 Press X to doubt
@Kenya_Berry
@Kenya_Berry Год назад
51:46 okay but no one can steal my stuff, and could I use a lead lined grabber to handle cash? Do weighted gloves count towards the half a ton?
@angiovanni7356
@angiovanni7356 Год назад
2:39 I have just confessed SO THY ARGUMENT IS NOT A REASON FOR MY FRET
@PartyDude_19
@PartyDude_19 4 месяца назад
I mean, have you seen the portrait of George Washington when he was a 21-year old British soldier serving in the French & Indian War? Man was pretty good looking as a young lad.
@matthewcraft7664
@matthewcraft7664 6 месяцев назад
11:08 on a serious note that thing is fucking beautiful and I need it
@idkcba
@idkcba Год назад
2:57 Weeeeell that age well didn't it 😂😂 EDIT: spelling lol
@npc3567
@npc3567 Год назад
6:30 half japanese. can confirm
@ozthebeeman
@ozthebeeman Год назад
12:29 wait wait wait serious moment do teeth not normally itch like dont you sometimes get the urge to like scratch your teeth with your other teeth? do i need to go see a doctor????
@EvanRodriguez-g7z
@EvanRodriguez-g7z 8 месяцев назад
As someone living in Japan, can confirm Japan is weird.
@snorf808waverman8
@snorf808waverman8 Год назад
as a jew, i 100% know the ptsd from adam sandler
@henryphoenix7737
@henryphoenix7737 Год назад
John pork is calling Pick up the phone
@bugonyourwall
@bugonyourwall 6 месяцев назад
All of the “The queen is immortal” jokes are illegal now 😔
@IrelandFyre
@IrelandFyre Год назад
Butterfingers candy bars make my teeth itch.....
@ThisIsNotADrell
@ThisIsNotADrell Год назад
Blursed comments helps me sleep.
@alikaisdead
@alikaisdead Год назад
Omg John Pork is here!
@Ally-ni4ep
@Ally-ni4ep Год назад
Nah, the fear acronym stands for: F- Focus Sash E- Endeavor A- Quick Attack R- Rattata (iykyk)
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