TOP r/HMMM OF ALL TIME 

3:41 I love the editors desperate attempts get away from Damien

Therapist: “Realistic Pizza Steve is not real, he can’t hurt you” Realistic Pizza Steve: 6:18

damien giggling at his own jokes is honestly precious

12:05 the way the image just moves around the screen in sync with Jack’s disgusted voice gets me every time-

I literally just finished watching the entire EmKay r/Hmmm playlist and this comes out. I feel like my efforts have been wasted

ok but seeing how Lexi's voice change was so cool, her voice always had that happy tune in it :)

20:57 this creature is called Ghost Pig created by popular horror artist Trevor Henderson, creator of Sirenhead and Cartoon Cat. Apparently this pig's origin was it getting sawed in half and killed. Now it roams the earth with an appetite for revenge. If you encounter him, start running because he's gonna slice you in half as well and use your lower half as his legs and once your lower half decays, he will find another victim to replace it. If you encounter him with legs, compliment its legs and quickly run away while it's flattered. If you encounter it without legs, tuck your legs under your shirt, it makes Ghost Pig think you're legless because pigs are idiots.

This is probably one of my favorite subreddits, it's so funny!

Well, this is gonna be a really fun hour

1:35 "Kris Get The Bananas" "Potassium."

The amount of pure joy I get when I watch these is unmatchable, I can fall asleep to these because my brain reads this as a safe place, thank you Emkay 😊😊

22:47 I showed my husband the bear and I said “I’m uncomfortable by the number of law officials watching the bear trampoline on a mattress” and he said “you know that bear was falling out of a tree right” and I haven’t felt that dumb in a while 😂😂😂

random notes i wrote down for no reason 3:26 made me genuinely uncomfortable only because of Damien's commentary 3:44 Alucard's sports car 4:50 I love how this post transitions immediately into a much more horrible story for this cat 5:35 looks like how people apparently think vaporwave sounds 5:52 is just how I look after working out 6:09 GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANON 6:18 Me explaining the kind of person I'd still aim to be even if I got a stereotypical 'emo kid' haircut just because I think it looks cool 6:37 C2077 6:47 This looks like the best fictional creature ever. Name him. 6:54 I knew this happened. I couldn't remember why I thought this had occurred, but apparently it's a memory I haven't forgotten. 7:10 chocobo farm budget cut 7:20 they grew up together :D just in time for the space exploration to get set up! I hope he's allowed to take his pet on the ship and doesn't have to smuggle him inside his lower throat 7:55 Spider-Man trying to ward off catburglars be like 7:57 or it's just a 1:1 scale of garfield left in the washing machine too long 8:01 he protecc, he attac, but most importantly, press f to pay respecc 8:09 Alucard's private jet 8:23 anime pets be like 8:37 this makes me angry because the sandal would fall out, it's more useful to put the sandal the other direction and then do that because at least then you have a better holster for the scorpion wars of 2032 8:44 when you don't wanna listen to Dababy but the homies make a compromise 9:15 Ah, I can see that NERV finally developed that "p4n-d4" EVA unit. 9:37 realFood.jpg 9:47 Make a wish or take a pish. You may only choose one.

“I’m appalled, I’m shocked, and I’m flabbergasted. That’s all”-Damien

I truely like how mysterious and funny r/Hmm is. Its like it fills the void in the "curiosity".

33:00 I guess you could say the chills voice... gave me *chills*

“Ah, who needs context”: the subreddit!

7:00 Aye, it was a brutal campaign. We humans had an obvious advantage in terms of technology, yet it was the infighting that nearly damned us. The blasted dolphin sympathizers turned on us. We heard of the massacres of other crews almost every day. Our crew barely survived, narrowly avoiding being routed to the last man. We only survived because of the sacrifice of Captain Felix Flipper. I knew the man well. He was from Florida, well acquainted with dolphins before the fighting began. And yet, he was loyal to the nation. He wished for peace, and that wish ended in his demise. He was my friend, and I could do nothing to help him. All I could do was watch as he was shredded by rifle fire and thrown into the ocean. Though it shames me to admit it, but the thought of avenging his death was often all that drove me to fight in those dark days. It was this sacrifice that allowed us to turn the tide. We came out of the incident knowing the dolphins’ weakness: their own echolocation. At first, we merely screamed as we fought to counter it. Many of us began to lose our voices, the worst of which the case of Lieutenant John M. Rayfield. Ray’s voice was reduced to but a whisper, resulting in his unfortunate moniker of just that: Whisper. ‘Twas a saddening day indeed. As we drove the dolphins back to the seas, we began to use speakers to emit high pitched noises that neutralized the dolphins’ echolocation. Although this prevented a repeat of what happened to Ray, many sacrificed their hearing for the cause. Ensign Howard “Snowflake” Wilkinson went totally deaf in both ears. His brother, Warrant Officer Stuart “Winter” Wilkinson, went deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other, made far more unfortunate given his youth. This was the price paid to win the war. When our fighting was over, we realized that damage was widespread. Locally, we were the last ones left. The crew of the _Alpha_ had been slaughtered, as had everyone else. Everywhere. We, the crew of the _Beta,_ were the last men left on land. For us, the war had just begun. None of us thought we’d survive a continued war. Ray, too, sacrificed himself in a move that unilaterally ended the war: he assassinated the king of the dolphins, Snorky IV. The command structure of the dolphins, as Ray thought, was based entirely upon the power of the king. They fell apart once he died. When the rest of mankind was brought up from the depths of the sea, we hoped to find our friend, hoped to celebrate with the hero who saved the world from the dolphins. We never saw him again. And so, that was the story of the Homo-Cetacean War of 1993. Or, as we few to never reside in the depths would call it, “The Struggle to Remain Twenty-Thousand Leagues Above the Seas”. In the same vein, we would grow to call Flipper’s sacrifice, “Mankind’s Last Stand,” and Ray’s, “A Whisper of Hope.” Perhaps those names are a tad on the nose, but we felt the need to honor our heroes. It is our hope that, with mankind seemingly forgetting the horrors of the war, that we will be able to move on from those days. We hope that such tragedy will never again occur. If it does, we hope we don’t live to see the day. And me? I’m nobody.

My favorite thing is a cup-o-coffee and emkay. Best feeling. Love you guys!!💜

I kept having to stop the video because I kept laughing so hard I had to take a break so I wouldn’t be too loud XD

27:04 And this, my friends, is how Undertale started.

0:10 Definitely gonna buy one for mine. (Chompy is gonna be happy)

I needed this

I love this because every time I see one of these pictures I just think of someone looking at that scenario irl and literally just go "hmm"

24:50 i think that’s a stage door. It’s used for when a door is nessecary on stage, but it can’t be part of the whole show. Quite handy actually! The only question is… how did it end up in a place that is not at all a theatre?

I always adore looking at r/hmmm because there's so many images that can be used for god-tier shit posting

14:29 Lol he fails to notice goth beaker. Beaker was ALWAYS my favorite. In my head cannon, he flips off Scrooge in Muppet Christmas carol (the part where scrooge sees them to the door when he refuses to donate to the poor) "Mi mi miii!!"

Can we talk about our blessing of 3 Damien segments in this video

8:03 This bring flashbacks to an RPG The grenade was thrown, it would kill the entire party, everybody trying to catch it, and everyone failed, until one player said: "Billy, catch!" RIP Billy

Anyone else notice that Jack is a mixture of Damien and Lexi

17:15 I WANTED IT

LOL @32:56 Thank you for your Chills impersonation; spot on!

Never been this early before

15:24 Those are fermented soybeans, also known in Japan as natto. A very popular breakfast food. Stinks and has consistency of snot.

This vid with some snacks. Perfection.

The pizza with the sunglasses looks like a really cool and self-confident bird.

45:06 "the bun's inside the wiener!" EmKay out of context sounds amazing.

30:55 when your muscles involuntarily flex

34:43 "Wizards are weird.." Next meme: *wizard-y laughing*

i love emkays videos

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing 398 days, almost at 400 :)

31:47 at least you didn’t encourage him to throw the grenade… and for that, I thank you, Damien.

AS A FNAF FAN AT 5:20 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THE THING

To the picture of the coffin with a steering wheel and a seat for gaming: in Germany we have a word for fast and small cars: Rennsarg (coffin for racing) just reminded me of that

Absolutely can’t wait for all of r/memes

Me : Clicks on an emkay video and hears Damien's voice Also me : wait what? Oh

bro the wall outlet at around 49:37 was how our electricity was in our living room when we moved in, that there’s what you call a slumlords work of art

3:41 that editor is OP 😂😂

This was probably the best hour I’ve spent the past year

7:10 Fun fact! That bathroom was used to protect those flamingos from Hurricane Andrew!

17:17 I think it's from a frankenwiennie live action

"Who asked for the anatomy of a balloon dog?" Not me but now want it 😂

It's an honor

The title is pure chaos

18:16 it brings a whole new meaning to silverware

41:17 I wasnt expecting to see a Bachmann Gordon apear randomly in a EmKay video I was watching. But now, mynlofe is complete just because of this.

Damn I been waiting for r/hmmm

There aren’t many editor notes, but if the editor ever reads this, made my day

Damien and Lexi have to be some of the most positive narrators ever. I can't count how many times I've rewatched this video because I needed something to bring my mood up

12:16 QUOTE TIME! "look at the wall... thats a nice wall" -Jack

wonderful video keep up the great work!

Fun fact: Breath of the Wild was originally for the Wii U. Nintendo ported it to give the Switch a release game

The muddy dog was funny 😂😂. I'm glad I subscribed to this channel. If no one else hasn't submitted to this channel do it! It will make you feel better if you are sad or something like that. You're missing out!

Davey the 4 foot 3 nightclub man is the most amazing image I’ve ever seen.

I've seen the video of the horse and little kid, he gets picked up and tossed to the side while an adult runs to him. Was hilarious seeing it and hearing Damien not knowing what happened to the kid 😂

16:28 “blasphemy waifu” lmao

Seeing people with those giant Jansport backpacks would never get old

45:01 can we talk about the mustard on top of tomato sauce just drizzled on the tomato sause it made me laugh harder then it probably should

An absolute banger of a video!

1:40 Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. We found the guy from the math problems.

This is proof that this subreddit is a fever dream

I love how good Damien is at sounding like Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove.

The first post just screams Florida.

6:18 "Alright Mr.Gus, I'm going to become real in five seconds"

the amount of r/bossfight worthy pictures is incredible

I love the bike with the steering wheel; I'm really wanting to try that out now with a motorized bicycle.

4:04 The embodiment of the weight of Damian's jokes...

When it was new, that camera was the most expensive SLR in production. That line of cameras (5D/5DS) sells for up to around $10,000 for just the camera, no battery, no lens, no flash card.

32:50 he really sounds like chills. I wasn't looking at my phone when it happened, and it threw me off for a second.

i laughed way too hard at the thumbnail

15:23 it's natto, guys, it's supposed to look like that. the smell must be intense.

I love the videos. Every day I watch at least one of your videos to make myself feel better.

I love how Damian was like time to help my dad at 6:09

Fave quote from lexi is "that goes in the forever no no box"

God i love damiens laugh

I think the vending machine is a take on that meme about someone's thereapist saying that you should get some cheap chinaware to smash when your stressed or angry and now you can do that on your break at work for only 6 Euros. I think this would be a great thing; as long as it's got some system in place to recycle the glass i'm all for that even though i think that it might have been a kinesthetic sculpture at an art exhibit judjing by the fabrige egg.

4:35-4:45 That dog that got stung by a bee, me and my class call him lord chunkols.

I am not even exatirating when i say i looked like crying-laughing emoji half of the time....i almost faintet i couldn´t breath

Potassium.

It would be so fun if more random doors would be standing around, like... That often like trash bins.

6:15 Damien really made a south park reference I'm cryin with laughter

Me watching this and not trying to wake up my family by laughing

Btw sunfish don’t swim or anything at all they just exist most predators don’t even think to try and eat them either. They don’t swim or have a swim bladder so that’s why people just see them on top the water at times because they just ended up there and will die there since they can’t get back down

Hello mr/ms. Emkay

2:10 this is what futuristic bikes gonna be looking like

Just what every cat wants-- its own personal cult. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

amazing vid 10/10 lol

Fifty Five minutes? Ain't nobody got time for that! 5:26 Heading out to the 11' 6" +8" bridge. 5:35 That's an Apple //e from the early 1980s. The Internet was just starting. If those are Goddesses why aren't their boobas larger? 6:18 Pizza Steve.

22:13 this couldve been through my local area. nice one taking a fan onto a 465 that keeps heating on in the summer. good

48 mins in and I realized this video is an hour long lolll