What really made me cringe the most was seeing an arm come out of the window of the car as it was tipping over as if the person thought they were going to be able to catch it and stop the whole car from falling. I imagine somebody made a trip to the hospital following that incident
Also to be honest, I think they started falling. It’s normally just a normal reaction to put your hands out when you fall, I get the humor but I think this is a better explanation if anyone wonders
The coyote one is just so interesting to me tho... I mean, it's not just letting her pet it, it's laying down snuggled up to her too. Like... legit curious if it was raised in a wildlife rescue or something.
Most wildlife creatures aren't inherently hostile. The only times they become hostile is if A) They're feeling threatened B) They're starving to the point they can't hold back anymore C) You're nearing it's young without permisson D) You panic and/or scream causing the animal to panic in return. Outside of those instances it's really rare for an animal to attack without warning and there's always a reason when they do. Animals aren't that hard to read if you take the time to know them.
@@akoshorvath-risko5838 no, probablh not as ^^ stated. It could have been injured and needed help or it could tell the woman was loving towards it. A lot of animals tend to know emotions really well and act upon them
@@sumfrostyice As far as I recall, it was found by the roadside after being hit by a car (think it was in Mexicao), and died three days later at the vets. It was rather crushed and bloodlost, thus the bewildered look.
@damiancrowley569 I think he kinda came back, and it's why I subscribed to his other channel when he first started it lmao, love his personality. Shame he doesn't post on his personal much anymore
Robin missed the joke about Belfast. It wasn't an 'OK, Boomer' thing. In the 70s, Belfast was basically a war zone. It was very far from calm, still, peaceful, restful.
Yep, it was, The Troubles were a nasty time for Belfast, Northern Ireland, and just that whole area in general. What made it worse was Margaret Thatcher coming into power as British Prime Minister, because she was a nasty woman to basically everyone under British rule. The Provisional I.R.A even made her top priority on their hit list.
Let's all point and laugh at Damien when they realise that the Hubble SPACE Telescope isn't on earth, it's a satellite with a telescope in it. The joke was about the 'picture' not being real. Timestamp is 42:40
I was wondering if I missed a joke there because surely they must know the Hubble Telescope isn't on Earth... If they actually didn't know that that's a big oof.
@@swago69so, I don’t know what the guy that thought that it was a bomb threat was thinking, but the post was asking people that were on Reddit that were or still are delivery people what was the strangest thing that they had delivered or the strangest place that they had delivered to, I hope this helped!
i remember reading something at one point, a fast food chain made a 1/3 pound burger to compete with mc'donalds quarter pounder. it did poorly because people actually thought the quarter pounder is bigger
The nerve of that one guy.. "Then don't transport patients during rush hour, have some compassion for these patients." Oh, excuse me, let me just have my heart attack at a more traffic-convenient time.
42:39 You played yourself... Although pretty dang sure that image is NOT taken by the HST (Hubble Space Telescope), that would be like trying to photograph a beach ball with a telephoto lens... From 30 cm away (that's a metric foot, btw)
42:34 Um, the Hubble Space telescope is approximately 547km (340 mi) above the Earth and does fifteen orbits/ day it was launched in April of 1990. But that picture is not from the Hubble because it moves to fast to take pictures of Earth, it is from CGI animation by Mike Kiev.
39:20 the insurance laws are there to fight against Insurance fraud. While it is sad that she has charges against her for doing something in good will, the laws are in place so nobody can escape the system... Essentially, my mood towards this worsened, I thought there was justification, there isn't. Insurence companies suck (the life out of you).
This video both made me forget my physical pain and experience a mental one instead, wondering how people managed to duck things up so well. (While reminding myself of all the guano stupid things I've done myself)
Okay, I feel dumb, but what exactly makes 20:14 a facepalm? Is it the fact that it was a Playmobil movie being made in the first place, or am I just missing something?
That's because they were referring to Jake and his crew as good pirates. Pull your head out of your ass and get your mind out of the gutter! I'm talking to you too, Damien!
8:16 Every other narrator: oh please forgive me for my mispronounciation of this word. Im so stupid, have mercy on me. Damien: I know I said it wrong, and I don't care. Cope.
@@BowelSyndrome ok i was exagerrating the facepalmmpart but i dont get why the fact that that they cant see it either way makes it worse because they cant see screens because theyre blind so why does it make it worse?
@@Cytorb ok, so they posted sign language online, which, in itself, blind people can’t see what’s on the screen, and even then, the combinations to the words in sign language aren’t clear. They’re all clumped together. Secondly, even if they used sign language in real life, they STILL wouldn’t be able to see the sign language. Sign language is used *mainly* for people who are hard of hearing. I haven’t done much research into the language, but I can tell that blind people wouldn’t find it useful. I believe Braille is what most blind people use as a way of telling what is infront of them.
19:38 that part of the bible is way weirder than "masturbation bad". It is about a guy having to impregnate his brother's widow and how by resorting the good out "pulling out" maneuver he angered God and was killed fo it. But the thing was more about continuing the family line, disputes of inheritance and weird traditions and not about fapping.
14:01 so if I remember right, this kind-hearted old man was feeding the homeless in Lake Eola (Eeyollah) park, which is one of the main public gatherings in Orlando. They hold 4th of July events, concerts, etc. There's a massive fountain in the middle, its a beautiful place. I think it covers an entire city block at least? I digress, anyway, he was told he couldn't feed the homeless because it was creating a nuisance and disturbing the public. Even though there are place to eat and food venders there selling food to people to eat at the park. It's the exact same thing, only it's free because homeless can't afford a $6 hotdog. The city was just being cold and cruel.
Right? Like you're not even supposed to try that on a dune buggy or quad cause you will 99% of the time break your arm. If you're rolling hug yourself cause it may just be you last hug
i know the reasoning behind the ROAR one!! my school has this and it is Responsibility Oppurtunity Attitude Respect. they were giving examples for the core concepts. still a massive face palm tho lol
11:00 To the people who made this post, Who said atheist worship satan? did you guys really think if we don't believe in Christianity we only worship satan?
When I worked at a Dollar General a lady came in looking for number stickers, she was confused why they only had the numbers for 0-9 because she need stickers up to 20. She then asked if we had stickers with backwards numbers so she can take pictures of them, there is a camera on the back of the phone. She was also looking for a hole puncher so she could attach the STICKERS to a piece of poster board, I made my coworker deal with her after that.
@@BloodyMobile I was getting paid $7.25 at that job so it wasn't worth it. I'm getting $15 at my current job but still almost quit after an argument with a lady who can't read coupons.
@@maryleethefox8642 I wouldn't be willing to lose braincells over stuff like that until the pay is 3 digits / hour. I value the few I have left after years of internet and society.
LOL I'd have suggested stapling/gluing the stickers face down to make em' backwards, then coloring them since the backsides are white. Could have sold her a stapler, glue, and markers too. The stupidity tax is real.
I love the content and watched the whole video with joy but i am triggered because of 1:02:10 because he is right it is 4001 bc because it means "before Christ" so 4000 bc comes after 4001 bc.
40:33 Okay, this is kinda off topic, but…. Who else thinks that this picture of Cuphead and the Devil is absolutely wholesome? They’re not at each other’s throats or battling to the death…. They’re just chilling together and having a fun time playing video games!
The best part of the guy flipping the white car on its side in the carport was him sticking his arm out the window, trying to stop the flip...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:48 for those who want to know the story, there is a documentary on netflix called “behind the curve”. One scene includes an interview with a flat earther named bob knodel who talks about an experiment he did where someone purchased for him a ring laser gyroscope. The experiment was to disprove earth rotation and if there was rotation, the gyroscope would measure a 15 degree per hour drift. 360 degrees a day. It proved that the earth was rotating. It happened twice. There was a scene some time later where it shows bob talking to some buddies on how if that info got out, they would be in trouble. And yeah the gyroscope was $20,000
does the same thing again like 1 hour in, lol. About posts that already landed on r/facepalm and got upvoted. Idk how 'negative number get smaller when closer to 0' is such a difficult concept to grasp.
“You know the Hubble telescope is on earth right? Moron.” Now this could be a satirical joke that I’m not understanding, but the Hubble telescope is not on earth, but in fact orbiting it. It’s not far enough away to take this picture (and that’s not how the earth looks from space anyways) but it’s definitely not on earth.
He probably saw observatory and forgot it included space in the name... then again i too would consider orbit as on earth and would just clarify as such since in all technicality you could orbit the earth and still be on it considering an electric car could still run at the same orbit as the hubble provided you dissipated the heat from the battery and you didn't need to breathe for any reason...so provided you're in a vehicle of any sort that can run without air for a short period then you too are orbiting earth.....temporarily. Also if someone tries to say you have to be able to turn off the acceleration to be in orbit then make a vacuum freeway, drive a tesla to the middle and while it's still in motion turn off the car, you too will orbit earth while on it, or just let off the gas on a freeway...im sure you've let off the gas on a freeway in your lifetime and if you haven't then try commenting on this afterwards, btw dying and letting your foot off because you're dead counts as still letting off the gas, better get the railway stake gun. If i find someone on the news that died due to acceleration on a freeway with a railway spike through their foot im laughing at them, fair warning.
6:56 honestly the education system is so bad that some of us might actually be benefited when no longer hindered by the slow progress of others and be able to study on our own without the distraction of others
@@crowofjudgement8810 you're thinking of an open relationship Polyamery is multiple people being in a committed relationship with each other, they can add more people to said relationship, but only if everyone else in it is on board
God damn it, I live in Canada, and I didn't even notice... That's not our colourful monopoly money. Guess I'm too used to seeing USD in media, lol. We don't even have a $1 bill. Well, we used to. But who doesn't like the loonie?
I have learned by now that when people answer the "why not just print more money?" question with "that's not how it works" instead of explaining WHY that's not a solution, it's because they don't actually know how it works either. I also think her follow up question shows that she's genuinely trying to learn because it sounds to me like she's referring to the fact that we *do* print money. It's not a natural resource; we *do* make it. So, having not been given an explanation of why printing more doesn't work, she's genuinely trying to figure out. OP is hating on her for being 17 and not knowing, but he's presumably at least a decade older and can't fucking explain it to her.
Why it doesn't work is because printing more money is just diluting the supply of fiat. Money used to be based on species, like gold and silver. A $20 double eagle was WORTH $20, because it contained one ounce of gold, which was valued at $20. Fiat money has no intrinsic value, other than "we say it is worth something". Fiat is quickly not worth the "paper" it is printed on, if you keep just printing more, with nothing of value to back it up.
I mean, you may be right. But there's also the possibility that he just can't be bothered anymore. Like, the information is out there, if someone wants to learn. Google knows. But to explain complicated things to everyone, in person and individually, is just not decent time-management. Sprinkle in the factor of how likely the lesson is to take and he prolly made the right choice. Besides, "That's not how this works," is kinda a line.
Because it's quite long explanation, that just because you print more money, it doesn't increase amount of product available, this making economy worse, as you end up with inflation due to more money per same amount of goods.
31:40 “it’s just you” lol what? Explain how Walmart closing at 11 vs just being open greatly impacted not spreading Covid. If anything was just inconvenient
45:35 that’s actually happened to me! when I worked at a pizza place we got a similar call and one of my managers asked him to grab the box with both hands and flip it over, he does this and i hear omfg im dumb srry!
2:17 Lexi actually explained this one on another video, a guy comes in with some pins for the bumps (if requested) and sticks them where they are supposed to go. Thank you for your random workplace knowledge, Lexi.
