Alpha And Sigma Males Are At War And They're Both Losing 

These so-called sigma males are definitely the "I'm not like other girls" girls of this fictional dynamic, who just looked up a Greek letter that was easy to pronounce. And just like the self-proclaimed alpha males, they're compensating for something.

When the therapist says you have social anxiety instead of calling you a sigma male

I actually identify as a G-male. You become a g-male when your masculinity becomes bionic and you start to become an electronic messaging service owned by google.

I myself am an Abba male. I'm a dancing queen

Once a man asked me what kind of male I was and I’m like “oh I’m a gay male” and walked away and now I think that he was asking about this

"Sigma males" sound like they're the dudes behind those Joker quotes/life advice Instagram accounts.

mfs hate on lgbtq while basically creating new species of human themselves lmao

I'm actually a gamma male. All my lovers have to wear a hazmat suit I'm profoundly radioactive

this whole “hierarchy of men” feels like in elementary school when you would play pretend and one of you would be like “no but like pretend my superpowers are cooler and more powerful than yours.”

“Lions conquer everything” Except hunting, you know, ‘cause lionesses do that.

I genuinely identified and felt pride in being a beta male for a while. Then I realized that being a beta male was stupid and weak, so I decided to change that by becoming a woman.

If any man ever tells me irl he's an alpha/beta/sigma/kappa/lambda whatever greek letter male, my plan is just to tell him I'm a Level 54 Water Type.

Dude he’s talking like he’s in a porn fanfic, “dominate the omegas”.

I’d liken this whole thing to when we’d play pretend as kids and be like “I have magic powers” “well I have stronger magic powers” “well I can breathe fire” “well I’m fire proof” etc

These men would lose their minds if they saw omegaverse

I'm a Pi-Male, it's been predetermined that I'll have 3.14 sexual partners in my life.

Can’t believe you forgot the hilarious fact that the guy who wrote the book on alpha and beta wolves was also the same guy who debunked his own theories

"I'm a sigma male" sounds an awful lot like "I'm weird, I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in and it don't WANNA fit in"

15:30 looks like his wall can be broken to reveal treasure.

My age divided by 2 plus 7? Well, I’m 21. So wouldn’t that mean it’s okay for me to date 17 year olds? This system is flawed.

"astrology for men" - best explanation ever

I'm a Magma male personally. The key traits are that I am made of molten rock.

I identify as a Koopa male personality, which means that I'm a small Japanese creature who likes spinning towards people at a worryingly high velocity, that is weirdly hostile towards small Italian plumbers who wear red and green.

As I'm a girl I can say: we DON'T like guys who call themselves sigmas or alphas, we talk really bad about them with our friends at the point they are a walking joke to us

this is literally just the “not like other girls” mindset but for men

these guys heard "submissive and breedable" and "dominant and infertile" and took it personally

"take your age, divide it by two, and add seven!" *me who is 14*

I personally identify as a Fe-male, meaning I'm the symbol for iron on the periodic table

This is unironically the gayest thing that a straight man can do Like “Ah yes, I’m good at *dominating* other men”

"I'm gonna teach you how to act like an Alpha Male to repel women" LOL, that has to be the only true-to-life thing I have ever heard to come out of a masculinity life-coach's mouth

This shit's like a bad fanfic trope come lo to life, and taken way too seriously. As a woman, if a guy ever said to me , unironically, that he was an "alpha male" or a "sigma male" or that some other guy was "such a beta", my immediate reaction would be: ⚠Red Flag!! ⚠

what ive gathered from this is that alphas and sigmas are just trying to top/dominate each other

Plot twist: caring about being alpha is the only true way to be beta. Sincerely, a low value woman.

Here's a tip from a woman to other women: if you meet a guy who actually believes in this whole alpha sigma cruella whatever male stuff, run! Run so far away! And do not look back.

Ah yes, the alpha, beta, omega bullshit. I'd say it's like astrology, but at least astrology doesn't have this weird hierarchy about how much you should be getting laid. Like, yay, heterosexuals made another way people can express their gender in a restrictive way.

YOGURT MALES, ARISE!

I love how everything about the whole thing just sounds like gay fanfiction. Gotta love dominating the homies (or getting dominated by the homies....I wont judge)

I feel like “Sigma Male” was an internet meme to make fun of Alpha Males but toxic men can’t read irony so they just took it seriously and this happened. Kinda the same thing with “being a Chad”.

"Goo Goo is the Smartest Person"

Imagine actual real adults using alpha and whatever sigma is unironically? I can’t.

I’m an Epsilon Male. Our animal is the red panda and our traits are having exactly six friends, wearing moderately priced clothes, and watching Danny Gonzalez videos.

"I will shyly and quietly dominate you" should be a yearbook quote, it's so good😭

i don’t know how danny can watch these videos without crying out of embarrassment who do these men think they are 😭

such a great (and sad) example of men trying to resolve patriarchal trauma with patriarchal tools...

I love that he's acting like someone at Google defined what a sigma make is because it shows up when he searches Google. Apparently sigma males don't know how search engines work, at even a basic level.

"hierarchy of men" sounds so ???? like... "dominating men" DOMINATE THEM TO WHAT... KISS THEM ????

I'm sorry, but all this 'dominating other men' talk makes this video sound like a Wattpad fanfiction

wishing a taller, stronger alpha male would dominate my beta self =w=

This feels like a werewolf rivalry fanfic written by a 14 year old lol 😂

That "Alpha" guy acting perplexed at how made-up Sigma Males are is just that meme of Spiderman pointing at himself.

Its insane that years ago i used to watch that alpha m guy cause of how insecure i was and i felt like i had to learn to be a “real man”. now i identify as a trans woman 😂 really comes to show who’s watching these videos

i cant stop saying “googoo is the smartest person in the world”

There are two types of men: A: Men who call themselves Alphas or Sigmas B: Men who are not insecure about their own masculinity

When you’re a gamma male and girls literally die when they come near you

as a former wattpad addict, I can confirm that these people are stuck in an omegaverse mpreg fanfiction

I'm lesbian but I have a shit ton of straight friends and my tip for picking up girls is be sensitive, most of my straight friends (and gay guy friends) would kill for a guy that they could just cuddle and talk about their feelings with

If all they're thinking about is getting women... Aren't they technically being dominated with women's attention?

the alpha vs sigma argument is the same as the argument i would have with my sister about whose magic mermaid barbie had more powers

i write omegaverse fanfic and every time i see these people i want to scream it’s so funny. Oh you’re an alpha? A big strong dominant alpha man? Where’s all your omega boys then? Go scent some omega men and maybe you’ll feel better

Why do people think Greek letters are a symbol of status :/

I'm actually a Gamma male which means I'm usually pretty calm and collected, but when I get angry I turn into a big green monster AAARGH!

This dude gives me chills because he doesn't quite look like a person but rather, he looks like a FNAF animatronic and looks like he'll grab me and stuff me into an animatronic suit if I stare at him for too long.

I'm an Alpha-Beta Male, meaning that my personality is that of a chain of supermarkets in the Southwestern United States that existed between 1917 and 1995.

Thank you for posting this my pet rat died a year ago today and my cat is very sick and we can’t bring her to the vet and I just had a panic attack. This really cheered me up. Edit: Shes ok now!!!

These guys should leave the omegaverse for the fanfictions.

If he thinks everyone is born a "beta", he has never seen a baby before I bet, 1 minute of that thing crying and you'll do anything it wants, now that's what I call domination 🥂

I'm an eszett female, i eat pretzels and drinks coffee whilst being above all this silly stuff

Being a beta male doesn't sound terrible. That comparison you showed about alphas compared to betas said that betas are "timid, submissive, and over-caring." None of those traits are bad traits. As a matter of fact, I'd prefer being a beta male over being a sigma or alpha male.

Fun story; I was talking to a guy from tinder for a while, but I’d picked up a few red flags; and besides that I also wasn’t feeling a connection. So instead of ghosting I politely said it wasn’t working out, I said it was largely due to distance, but was also honest in telling him that a few things he’d said made me uncomfortable. He then flipped out and went on for an hour-long tirade of insulting texts, including sending me screenshots of selfies from my tinder page, where he specifically pointed out all my flaws, or at least what he perceived to be flaws. I said to him “I feel like you’re the type of guy who calls himself an ‘alpha’ male” ... and he responded “I fucking AM an alpha male!” 🤣😅

That guy: i don't care, thats why im sigma Also that guy: *cares about a man wearing a skirt*

It's ok to self identify with letters in the Greek alphabet, but pronuns and gender...not ok?

I watched that Sigma-Nation intro with the wolf and tiger at LEAST 10 times and I can tell you first hand it doesn’t get any less funny.

he sure knows a whole lot about what women apparently want for someone who has clearly never interacted with one before in their life

I love how people who give advice about “masculinity and dating” are the same people who are clearly the most insecure about these things.

these men need to use some other terms that arent wolf related because my mind instantly goes to the omegaverse so every time i hear one of these men speak i nearly have a heart attack 💀

The part where you said "dominating your coworkers" and asking if people were really like that struck such a cord with me. I had recently started a new sales job (ended up being door-to-door without my knowledge but I went with it just to be polite) and the guy I was paired up with would NOT stop talking about how much of an Alpha he was. Seriously, when I laughed in his face (thought he was joking) he said "I don't claim Alpha just because, just look at me". He didn't stop there, as he explained his views that "women are born to be submissive", insulting my intelligence, trying to get me to rate pictures of his female friends 1-10, told me that if I were a Christian he would "steal me from [my] man, and harassed me with dozens of sexual comments and questions. For 6+ hours I was alone with this jerk in a part of town I did not know in the Texas heat with no water and no cell phone service. After the day was over I reported him to the boss, he was promptly fired, and the boss set up sensitivity training for the next day. I of course left because who the fuck wants to stay where that happens on their FIRST DAY? I never though people were actually like that. Ever. Just some fake internet crap to get unsuspecting men to be brainwashed into buying a course. Thery are out there and they will make themselves known. They are not afraid to harass you, intimidate you, and try make you feel small. Do not listen or tolerate their bullshit. Report them, make a scene, call them out.

I feel like they’re just gonna keep adding male traits to the Greek alphabet. I’m actually a pi male, I’m round and gooey and infinite stuck on .14

once men like this started to view dating as a competition and a "game" instead of like, a genuine connection with another human being, that's when they failed as people

"Alphas are known as lions for a reason, they conquer everything around them" Lionesses, who actually do most of the hunting:

Actually wearing blue makes people trust you a bit more psychologically, that’s why commonly police officers wear blue. At least that’s what I read in a science magazine years ago.

If they identify their personalities with wolves and lions and the like so much they should just be furries.

But wait, if he's the LEADER of the Sigma Nation, doesn't that make him the Alpha of Sigmas?

I read A/B/O so this is so strange. Like no guys my knowledge of this would make you quiver in your boots.

I have a very strict personal rule that if someone says “I’m him” I cannot have respect for them.

the whole alpha and beta thing feels like two warrior cats obsessed 12 year olds arguing about their ocs

So sigma males are just the boy version of “I’m not like other girls”?

I started watching this, but was too depressed, so I immediately started going over my bookshelf for some comfort book or something, and what did I land on but The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I promptly cracked it open for the first time and started reading how the author thought modern psychology and self-help was toxic and unhealthy. Looky here...

the only space where a/b/o should be used is AO3

Sigma sounds a lot like "Oh, my girlfriend goes to a different school"

A sigma male is literally just an excuse to say “I’m not like other males!”

Unfortunately , when you identitfy yourself as alpha or sigma , you haave already lost .

I really want to know what would happen if you introduced these men to the Omega verse... Also, these type of men make me so happy to be a lesbian.

"Speak for yourself dude... I'm tryna get DOMINATED" most relatable thing danny's said yet

“this is what women are attracted to” im pretty sure the MOST attractive kind of guy out of all of these are the guys who dont believe in this shit

When that one alpha-male guy said what a "feminine way of sitting" was I looked down and thats exactly how I was sitting.

I'm a pi male. I have a value of $3.14 in the human trafficking market

I’m actually a Gamma male….I need severe help, there’s radiation coursing through my veins, I don’t think this is okay for me, but I mean, I guess it’s cool cause there’s no other living Gamma males

The only thing he said that I agree with is that acting like an “alpha male” will repel women

When he says he's an alpha male but gets scared by omegaverse terms

By definition all nerds are supposedly "sigma male's"