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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on RU-vid, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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@ratarei 3 года назад

Nobody: Danny’s hair: ~

@julessjournal7969 3 года назад

How can I give this more than one like

@favmads 3 года назад

LMFAO

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

I love this comment

@ninahuang5388 3 года назад

More like 🌊

@anonsforker8629 3 года назад

I’m wheezing why

@a.ham_antha7454 3 года назад

"There's no girls watching this, right?" All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously

@moved.6963 3 года назад

Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad

@ayo.660 3 года назад

He said that the moment I read this-

@weedmaster-420 3 года назад

@TR1PPY _ same tho lol

@neonswan1482 3 года назад

They could clarify as a male like I like to

@TiredEyesAlwaysSee 3 года назад

Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.

@n0turc4t 2 года назад

“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏

@khushisingh2163 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@Rainbowfox_ Год назад

We love him, such a king 👑

@ciphergacha9100 Год назад

Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap

@Alexisme. Год назад

😐

@soviet_nick6209 Год назад

Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......

@AmbitiousDucks Год назад

“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer” Danny that’s disturbingly specific

@cheapshotfishing9239 Год назад

We've all done it at least once

@bigheartbiggerboobs 11 месяцев назад

@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm

@clariphone.8434 9 месяцев назад

@@cheapshotfishing9239fr

@therealmrboo9962 8 месяцев назад

@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird

@bibsp3556 7 месяцев назад

Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.

@queenchaosyet 3 года назад

If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys

@coin4246 3 года назад

@Laurel Kardison exactly

@me30000 3 года назад

Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet

@nilawright5953 3 года назад

Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.

@no_peace 3 года назад

Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't

@queenchaosyet 3 года назад

@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?

@TheCarebear2001 3 года назад

When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.

@chuues 3 года назад

LMAO

@bezy2005 3 года назад

The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL

@jacksonneuhart5684 3 года назад

But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e

@Bell-ih5ln 3 года назад

You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be

@ImNotScotish 3 года назад

alpha

@uncomfortable_1558 Год назад

I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.

@wishtopublish 11 месяцев назад

Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡

@imafailure7138 5 месяцев назад

Same broski

@kathryn6723 5 месяцев назад

This is actually so pure! congratulations :)

@Scrofar 3 месяца назад

Danny man-ifested your gender

@Scrofar 3 месяца назад

Danny man-ifested your gender

@beanerjeffreys9667 Год назад

As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side

@nickaj3511 Год назад

پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده جات ته جهنم هست

@killian2365 9 месяцев назад

Goals

@asecretchannel4135 8 месяцев назад

Honestly? Glamorous.

@haruchii. 7 месяцев назад

so true💅🏾

@jaquelynbuechler1267 Месяц назад

Facts.

@slambotv1334 3 года назад

It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”

@tmallon4211 3 года назад

Oh no I can't like it's at 69

@annie-qc9wv 3 года назад

R they wrong tho 👀

@nativenoah153 3 года назад

m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-stBU9Ta-6sY.html

@chaidezisa 3 года назад

i was the 1k like😎

@whytho8856 3 года назад

how to no step in hole: step 1. no step in hole

@enshen2190 3 года назад

At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday

@ogkubzscouter743 3 года назад

I just realized-

@caylee2529 3 года назад

@emilys2562 3 года назад

Yup

@Tw0Dots 3 года назад

He must live in California

@2350CST 3 года назад

•• he lives in La Croix

@weirdyo9469 Год назад

"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever

@PalisadePeryton 2 месяца назад

"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote

@somethingcreative536 Год назад

"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.

@si0bhanriley 3 года назад

“There’s no girls here, right?” *I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg*

@meowmeow3532 3 года назад

Yes. All my Gregs raise their hands.

@weedwacker7822 3 года назад

@@meowmeow3532 🤗

@cleosvoyage9191 3 года назад

Im Greg, girl is not a gender, g r e g I s

@dudebbro 3 года назад

there is one gender: greg

@Saikmuu 3 года назад

Am a Gril but transgender

@thatscool8703 3 года назад

“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman” Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*

@mixitup6805 3 года назад

*power move*

@Mariana-zc1gx 3 года назад

detroit become gay

@gachalifeandclubiscringe9374 3 года назад

Nooo I dont want to be straight

@gayclown69 3 года назад

I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.

@ssstella.a 3 года назад

First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl *and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*

@shadophaxx2401 Год назад

"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker

@albatrossmania3219 Год назад

This guy is funny he should start a RU-vid channel

@eddykidplayzyt 5 месяцев назад

He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden

@N1EnaShinonomeFan 2 месяца назад

I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on RU-vid

@cyrus7541 3 года назад

Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.

@disfallcommentary7194 3 года назад

F in the chat.

@Preejuu42 3 года назад

@idontcare7340 3 года назад

@Maya-cb8sj 3 года назад

@qwq7797 3 года назад

@shaxxmeer 2 года назад

as a trans girl i can confirm that as soon as i started transitioning my bank froze all my accounts

@cl0wn.k0dx Год назад

as a trans guy, i too can confirm that the moment i began to transition large amounts of money just appeared in my bank account 😟

@ll_Star_ll Год назад

As a genderless piece of ass, my bank account has exactly the national average of money a middle class family makes transferred into it yearly. I am unable to earn money.

@Be_A_Gay_Wizard Год назад

@@cl0wn.k0dx damn well i'm poor tell me your secretes

@adrienneczerni6516 7 месяцев назад

Damn congrats on finding yourself but sorry you can’t watch this video anymore

@pap-fr 5 месяцев назад

yeah, the cost lf hormone and several surgeries sure adds up.............

@CaptStinkwater Год назад

Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.

@GrahamStephan 3 года назад

“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever

@choerryerim 3 года назад

hello graham

@slimeblock. 3 года назад

who are you

@laylal4907 3 года назад

hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!

@sofiaoronaa 3 года назад

wow

@victorbraca6259 3 года назад

yoooo graham

@ravendesayles8574 3 года назад

"there's no girls watching this, right?" *sweats nervously in female.*

@mokahaani3720 3 года назад

your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂

@ravendesayles8574 3 года назад

@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.

@missmarston4953 3 года назад

We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎

@mads1853 3 года назад

what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓

@Berilia 3 года назад

"There's only dudes watching this" I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude

@Evietheanoying124 Год назад

First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.

@Mort-ko7lj Год назад

Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though

@meredithmitchell8921 Год назад

@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy

@katenutter Год назад

Congrats 🥳🥳🥳

@Live_Laugh_Loathe Год назад

Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((

@frankisnot1148 Год назад

I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can

@givenreality7688 Год назад

8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰

@sethpellerin7257 3 года назад

I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts

@adrenalineactivate 3 года назад

or a virgin 30 year old

@mattp0576 3 года назад

No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds

@Mariana-zc1gx 3 года назад

i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭

@user-do5zk6jh1k 3 года назад

I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.

@dianabernier3543 3 года назад

ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k

@alleywaysmusic 3 года назад

If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?

@no_peace 3 года назад

They never mention that part

@no_peace 3 года назад

Actual vampires

@SM-yz4hi 2 года назад

trickery

@arlo_slater9009 2 года назад

You’re supposed to be alone, duh

@funnyvideoguy3216 2 года назад

DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!

@thedreamer215 Год назад

I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰

@molotovgirl555 8 месяцев назад

Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣

@SilentMemer 3 года назад

Everyone wondering how to be rich but how do i become poor?

@venusw1009 3 года назад

Be mrbeast and quit your job

@einplaysbad 3 года назад

Give me your money

@Dana-rd1vi 3 года назад

Buy an island, when you wanna be rich again just sell it

@HelloHamburger 3 года назад

SilentMemer Be Bill Gates(donate all of your money) and gamble a lot. It’s actually very depressing how even very wealthy people can lose all of their money to gambling.

@HelloHamburger 3 года назад

GeoTv ._. That’s still part of your net worth though. Doesn’t really count I would say.

@OnlyHarper 3 года назад

Danny: There's no girls here, right? Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**

@Joe-ou1iw 3 года назад

lmaooo same

@mileyy5394 3 года назад

greg is its own gender now. :)

@emmanema4502 3 года назад

We are the impostors.

@ohhellothere6058 3 года назад

um no that's drew 🙄

@mazzzzzzfijrn 3 года назад

Lmao same😂

@OrobusEdoza 2 года назад

13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease

@kadenlangdon9070 Год назад

You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh

@ElWaKa69 Год назад

Legend

@lovelyjuliexo 3 года назад

“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...

@lugoorstar 3 года назад

69 likes. Nice

@rosiestephens9485 3 года назад

be...ted bundy

@tintin_moonie 3 года назад

669 likes... nice.

@Kayla-iy1ih 3 года назад

869 likes nice

@kingayy9267 3 года назад

978 likes damnit

@djeffree1942 3 года назад

“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman” Jafar: *well yes but actually no*

@millinemouse1162 3 года назад

*Count Frollo enters the chat*

@foxbrobroski5714 3 года назад

J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L

@djeffree1942 3 года назад

Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!

@internalscreaming7566 3 года назад

**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**

@djeffree1942 3 года назад

And Hans exists.

@wasteland.baby. Год назад

“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?” No,Danny. We’re Gregs.

@sadlyunidentified8308 Год назад

0:19 As a trans guy, can confirm that I have had this very thought many times.

@dr.k8610 3 года назад

How to be rich- 5 almond daily

@Sparkletyra 3 года назад

That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need

@graceholland5770 3 года назад

Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks

@survivorpro6981 3 года назад

The og know

@Amelia_Whitevoid 3 года назад

Very true. I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos

@sephrya6430 3 года назад

Y e s

@janationaltreasure 3 года назад

*there's no girls watching right?* me, a girl: there is 1 imposter among us

@sialxve8627 3 года назад

make it 2 😗✌🏼

@smokeykiwi8992 3 года назад

Make it 2.. or 3 counting the other comment

@treymoment 3 года назад

4 imposters now

@melisdead5271 3 года назад

*5 imposters still remain*

@lune4089 3 года назад

There are now *6* imposters

@SOMETHINGWISER Год назад

I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote

@RooiRokBokkie Год назад

3:13 Cause like we totally don't have our own careers 😄

@kaielkins6375 3 года назад

“villains don’t chase women” bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...

@idk-ww8oe 3 года назад

Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...

@whytho8856 3 года назад

lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...

@Thatonepok3kid 3 года назад

Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶‍♂️🐱

@gretchiemations9240 3 года назад

Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...

@diannaparis 3 года назад

Lol

@VicereineKillbride 3 года назад

How to be rich: 1. Be wealthy Easy!

@thetoaster765 3 года назад

I am now rich thanks to your advice!

@avix8392 3 года назад

Instructions unclear, died.

@ursula956 3 года назад

instructions unclear, now accidentally killed my sister

@slambotv1334 3 года назад

Instructions unclear, accidentally ate my cat and became a single mother who gave birth to eight birds

@sarahnonye9556 3 года назад

Thanks man I’m now rich :)

@goofy1217 Год назад

My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great

@nanireid1018 2 года назад

“Being alone is a power few can handle” *Laughs in introverted aroace*

@SowyV 3 года назад

This is SO true, I was a woman until I watched this, now I'm a billionaire single man 😎 Edit: This comment is beyond silly but tnx for the likes

@Aquaswolf2021 3 года назад

Oh for God sake😆

@kaelynn4621 3 года назад

me too! i told my therapist and she said im "trans" but i tried to tell her i just watched this video, but she said it was "gender dysphoria"

@mermaidman2074 3 года назад

@Kaelynn Hester Us trans men aren’t actually trans, it’s just that we watched this video and we were converted into men

@kaelynn4621 3 года назад

crikitoon fascinating

@NWKohout 3 года назад

Yay another transgender person :D

@Funny_Muffler 3 года назад

Danny: “Were all boys right?” His viewer base: 🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺

@lukav3509 3 года назад

yeah i wasnt surprised....

@exammole4545 3 года назад

Male 🚹 Female 🚺 Gregs ℹ️ Craigs 🗑

@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад

@@juliaaesthetic1749 ?

@deirdreleamy4678 3 года назад

@@juliaaesthetic1749 what? Us Greg's hate craig

@exammole4545 3 года назад

@@juliaaesthetic1749 You sound unsure of that first sentence

@AmnesiakMusic 8 месяцев назад

"If your good at something, never do it for free" it's a quote from dark knight.

@juciy8599 2 года назад

I have been ordering HelloFresh for a while now and then seeing Danny talk about it in such a nice way has made me want to cook

@meihatsume6486 3 года назад

“There’s no girl right? Only boys?” Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”

@emilymondragon8948 3 года назад

me: brushes unwaxed moustache

@killmcdonalds1753 3 года назад

pog

@lj.853 3 года назад

Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that

@goahdejen6176 3 года назад

y u have to do iida like that tho

@kriakolbeinsdottir4586 3 года назад

Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*

@xayahhh 3 года назад

''you cant make money if you're dating a girl'' the gays:

@annabeljohnson1412 3 года назад

funqk the lesbians:

@frenchfrylovermora9290 3 года назад

the aces:

@lemmeyeetoutofhere5076 3 года назад

* stonks *

@human6310 3 года назад

the fortnite fanbase:

@1967buickriviera 3 года назад

My special power is to be in a relationship and get rich

@elle-mz5dy 8 месяцев назад

9:23 the best harry potter movie

@duniamorales1443 2 месяца назад

facts

@anxiousaardvark1923 3 года назад

Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad

@savary5050 3 года назад

@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 3 года назад

@whythenumber 3 года назад

@shathak.7421 3 года назад

@fardifaalam605 3 года назад

@davidchidester5463 3 года назад

Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.

@dolphinman9896 3 года назад

Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂

@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 3 года назад

maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk

@lay-xf8rl 3 года назад

It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?

@rdiaz4741 3 года назад

It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off

@literaIIyshy 3 года назад

@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?

@stix3350 2 года назад

danny ur vids are the most comforting ever i love u so much. thank you for making me happy every time i need it, you are the best 💗 !!!!!

@Oatsdude 9 месяцев назад

I find it funny that the „if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free“ quote is actually from the dark knight

@rensawyer5623 3 года назад

The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards

@itsmecaitlin1254 2 года назад

BYE why did this make me laugh so much

@sooddlyrandom4140 2 года назад

Yes

@ghostsandcats 2 года назад

“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”

@-khushlush 2 года назад

Lmaooo

@jeronaradlien9817 2 года назад

It was by a millionaire

@JustinY. 3 года назад

"How 2 Rich" Step 1: Be already rich

@noxamonster 3 года назад

Ha first to reply to the legend

@lettuce3337 3 года назад

Very nice

@mamaken7689 3 года назад

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

@Thejamjami 3 года назад

*A*

@mamaken7689 3 года назад

YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT

@CossackGene Год назад

"Stop giving a fuck" sketch is big John Lajoie "Chainsaw" energy

@GenoOwings 9 месяцев назад

Phase 1 - Collect Underpants Phase 2 - ? Phase 3 - Profit!! EASY!!!!

@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 8 месяцев назад

Get out of here, NO UNDERPANTS GNOMES ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

@qatonfire7476 Год назад

6:10 I don't know why but this feels like a Jake and Amir sketch lol

@seastarrr111 3 года назад

As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will: Never get a girlfriend Marry a woman and start a family Instantly be rich

@renatobonito1521 3 года назад

As you should successful king 👑 take this

@lovsaphirars7119 3 года назад

Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.

@user-xc8ut6yi5g 3 года назад

OMG.......... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

@user-xc8ut6yi5g 3 года назад

@@renatobonito1521 OMG.......... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

@user-xc8ut6yi5g 3 года назад

@@lovsaphirars7119 OMG.......... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

@tricia.smileyface 3 года назад

Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?" Me, a woman: *nods along*

@maritimus_ 3 года назад

boys support boys 😤

@habb420 3 года назад

woman

@adeon7923 3 года назад

You are not a woman you are a Greg

@prayaag1999 3 года назад

me: **stares in enby**

@katelynw1745 3 года назад

Sameee 😂

@jonahromero7476 2 года назад

3:56 I ... I still am amazed Danny didn't edit that in as a prank. That's ... It's so comedic yet unbelievable that I can't even process it

@heartsofgold151 2 года назад

I just found out about you today and you make me laugh like crazy 😂😂 Thank you for these videos

@claire.4964 3 года назад

“There are no girls watching this, right?” *On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*

@michaelekemp6679 3 года назад

This comment is underappreciated😂🔥

@yassjun4309 3 года назад

I’m a female, and I’m Greg.

@kookiekina281 3 года назад

Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD Woof !

@marsmaddog7489 3 года назад

I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG

@whytho8856 3 года назад

there is only one gender and it is greg.

@tanishaashar9141 3 года назад

“there’s no girls watching this, right?” *stares into the camera like the office*

@playwithlife 3 года назад

This is the only funny version of this comment

@sv_official383 3 года назад

I am no girl I am simply a gril Once again sorry that was cringe

@dabutchaistoxic 3 года назад

Because girls have that recruit difficulty.

@adamiskra6038 3 года назад

You’re a dude now

@catalinaalejandratassara112 3 года назад

sameeeeee

@Kristianalexis1 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part is when you gave that “motivational” speech 😅 I almost bought into it just from your confidence alone lol

@Snolly_goster 10 месяцев назад

As a woman i can confirm that if you slightly glance at me i WILL destroy you emotionally and make you poor

@justme-dg8uf 3 года назад

“There’s no girls watching this, right?” Me: *There is 1 Impostor among us*

@cadencecrowe8841 3 года назад

reds kinda sus

@jellyface2669 3 года назад

justme orange is sus I saw him vent

@aliyah2337 3 года назад

yellow was following me

@imannasir6184 3 года назад

Aiko i was just looking for a partner....

@leahd5341 3 года назад

I was in electrical the whole time

@theblueberrycowproductions7767 3 года назад

Girls watching this: I am something of a man myself.

@Hannah-lt4lu 3 года назад

Yes

@Mikem-hq6ye 3 года назад

cap

@bingus34 3 года назад

cap

@yeeyee6998 3 года назад

Cap

@lailabailey1971 3 года назад

@@Hannah-lt4lu yes

@freeestyleobsessed Год назад

i just stumbled on your videos and been bingeing them for a few days, and man, you are very very funny. i'm new, please fill me in. who/what is a greg?

@lexiann9858 Год назад

His viewers are greg

@lexiann9858 Год назад

We are greg

@Jamiethecomic 9 месяцев назад

"hope you have $200 on you because we're very good at beating you up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JustinY. 3 года назад

Alright, being rich should be easy. It's just being celibate, eating only rice and beans, and also starting with 3 million in the bank account. Piece of cake.

@jayjayare 3 года назад

@Berilia 3 года назад

@Adolf Hitler Lmao no likes loser

@choerryerim 3 года назад

WE STAN SIR JUSTIN

@mrworldwide4735 3 года назад

Justin Y. i see u everywhere

@yuumei_yummy 3 года назад

Ayo here before 2.6k check

@zleep9182 3 года назад

That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.

@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад

first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.

@caitlinconner5698 3 года назад

Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.

@prig1557 2 года назад

He did say the line in the movie I think

@shadow_shine3578 2 года назад

Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?

@angelita2213 2 года назад

@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up

@themusicaljunkie37 2 года назад

Seen this video a shitload of times and I still chuckle at how Danny says coin in the beginning.

@Ak-ris 9 месяцев назад

“Being alone has a power few can handle” i mean yeah nobody uses solitary confinement as a reward

@zakosist 4 месяца назад

But solitary confinement isn't "just" being alone, its also being perpetually trapped in a small space and have basically nothing to do and nothing happening around you. I think many people (not all) could handle being alone much better if they were out in nature. Still cant deny people as a whole are social beings, some more than others

@bearcat2183 3 года назад

"You can't make money if you're dating a woman." Simple, date a man. edit: oop hi stays 💀

@tiyafanni3968 3 года назад

LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT HAHAHAHAHHAHA

@tiyafanni3968 3 года назад

@MB thats the whole point, making them mad 😌💖

@HK-ur6qp 3 года назад

Lmao and if they'd date a man they could make double the money because they're both men, it's genius!

@charlotteashby6379 3 года назад

This Post-

@sammy-xd4ds 3 года назад

Just switch up your sexuality real quick

@briannasmith7981 3 года назад

danny: there’s no girls here right? it’s day 23 in the chamber and they ain’t found me yet but when they do they’re gonna be surprised

@GP-qo6yz 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@reemnhj 3 года назад

I'm a girl to and they don't know

@PowerSpirit50 3 года назад

Yeah, haha, no bobs in sight.

@nativenoah153 3 года назад

m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-stBU9Ta-6sY.html

@Esponotch Год назад

7:20 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE OMG IM DEAD 😭💀

@neferitouschkyn9501 2 года назад

Nkt gonna lie you are so good at giving a speech I actually started to embrace the advice before the characters called out how dumb it is 😅

@sonata2328 3 года назад

“There’s no girls here, right?” Obviously, there’s only *g r e g* .

@whytho8856 3 года назад

there is only kne gender and it is *greg*

@ziya31 3 года назад

I’m sorry my gender is a Nate (if you don’t know this you’re probably should visit Kurtis town)

@switchman368 3 года назад

@@ziya31 i myself identified myself as little stinker. nice to meet you

@jeanfangz 3 года назад

I identify as a Greg

@kalecardenas9645 3 года назад

Greg is the only gender but has 2 variations one with pp and not pp

@reeves7091 3 года назад

Anyone else still waiting for “I tried becoming a viral rapper on TikTok without anyone noticing”

@ballcrusher2036 3 года назад

Yep

@maddiepusheen2986 3 года назад

Yup

@magicmadscience5344 3 года назад

Oh we noticed alright

@curedreamfandubz4116 3 года назад

Why do I know what your talking about

@ChillinWithMyBuds 3 года назад

Omg how do I find it on tiktok?

@anticlaws4105 7 месяцев назад

He has a little Gregling now!!!!!!

@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 6 месяцев назад

“There’s no girls watching this right” *Shapeshifts into a masculine figure*

@Annie-ui6wq 3 года назад

danny: “no women are watching this right?” my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”

@grenalien1160 3 года назад

AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD

@anavila5741 3 года назад

Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes

@DrinkTheStars 3 года назад

Yep that's about right

@mellonwoovibing8933 3 года назад

First

@4yer4 3 года назад

HAHAHAAA

@touchtonetelephhone 3 года назад

my dyslexic mind literally read: "if you don't come from a rich family, a rich family will come for you" edit: help i'm slowly losing my entire soul-

@touchtonetelephhone 3 года назад

@Camila Rosa Pérez Montes it may be so.

@touchtonetelephhone 3 года назад

@Żabia Herbata LMAO-

@vilja6809 3 года назад

this is true, MY family is RICH and you better believe we are COMING FOR YOU

@touchtonetelephhone 3 года назад

@@vilja6809 LMAO I

@no_peace 3 года назад

They do

@The_Roach_Hiding_In_Your_Room Год назад

The joker picture reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to have characters from TV shows and stuff as my imaginary friends and I'd talk to them and draw myself with them This dude is just getting advice from his imaginary friend the joker

@mymanslippy 2 года назад

The picture of two kid Gonzales beating up an adult one is very funny

@ardimen2902 3 года назад

Danny: theres No girls watching this, right? Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache

@percolsin 3 года назад

Mustach'ee time~

@HeyItIsLA 3 года назад

"fake," cute

@farihanowshin3079 3 года назад

Or the quarantine mustache 😂

@nooneinparticular3468 3 года назад

You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅

@OsmSkylandersCheats 3 года назад

Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes

@Sean-jl6dc 3 года назад

When u show up to ur niece's funeral high on horse tranquilliser because woman 😢😡

@Svengali764 3 года назад

CONSEQUENCES!!

@cybershrooms 3 года назад

If y'all liked this joke go follow malesuniverse or kings_quotes._ they make this type of parody content it's the best thing that ever happened to instagram

@chimmy1161 3 года назад

😔✊

@pedror1439 3 года назад

FINALLY, Someone Understand!!

@canyounot2102 3 года назад

Another Tuesday afternoon, eh?

@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared 4 месяца назад

8:38 you can really tell Danny was at the top of speech and debate club in high school

@pineconetree. 8 месяцев назад

us BBGs need to raise up! 💪 big boss girls

@anarchy6304 3 года назад

danny: we’re all dudes here, right? me, a female: *hacker voice* i’m in

@astronaut_dude 3 года назад

If you’re in California, everyone is a dude

@crunchyrats8732 3 года назад

Same lol

@sincerelysomehumaniguess7610 3 года назад

@@astronaut_dude as someone from cali, can confirm

@fearless_cloud 3 года назад

SJ California gurls, yeah we're all dudes here! Everyone who lives here's a dude!

@Acy17isfamousowo 3 года назад

Me being *non binary*

@meriem.j.3633 3 года назад

As a female, I can confirm that there are no girls watching.

@katiaaa108 3 года назад

As a fellow female, I too can confirm this

@Shizzy5321 3 года назад

As a guy this is good to know

@sirjam9977 3 года назад

Yes, as can I.

@zetjet9901 3 года назад

Smae

@scrumptious_human 3 года назад

as a child female aka a girl, yes no girls are watching thos

@Zranitzi 8 месяцев назад

How to be rich, one word: G u i l l i o t i n e

@thornordgren2239 Год назад

14:03 thought he was gonna say "at least we can have the boys" lol

@alyssahayes268 3 года назад

ah yes, the 2 genders: women and alphas

@3rdluiksuwu171 3 года назад

And greg*

@frog3622 3 года назад

U forgot greg

@hannahbroadbent3555 3 года назад

No only one and that is Greg we are all greg

@alyssahayes268 3 года назад

ya'll, gregs come in all genders, get ahold of yourselves

@hannahbroadbent3555 3 года назад

@@alyssahayes268 I- what? we made a joke

@abbie_wood 2 года назад

As a girl, I can confirm that we were put here to stop millionaires

@rachelellebaker Год назад

i can also confirm. it is our one true goal in life

@SitrepJ Год назад

@@rachelellebaker Stay away from me !

@zer0bankoe Год назад

I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗

@deereye87 Год назад

@@zer0bankoe Why were you mad in the first place? Also, you’ll never be a millionaire.

@zer0bankoe Год назад

@@deereye87 You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉

@picolascage7762 8 месяцев назад

15:32 this gives me strong "wouldn't you like to know *weather boy* " vibes

@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 6 месяцев назад

I’m on a mission to watch all of Danny’s videos This is the fifth to last one 😂 I need a life

@allienimmons308 2 года назад

“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.

@jaythec7994 Год назад

true

@sjb4280 Год назад

🤣☠

@SylverScourge Год назад

That sentence bout to make me act up fr

@killian2365 9 месяцев назад

Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈

@madyr616 3 года назад

"There's no girls watching this, right?" Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.

@fortfun5010 3 года назад

KYLIE JENNER HIDDEN PO*N! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HF56IM9HrPs.html

@swagmaster3223 3 года назад

@@fortfun5010 Why

@gad8299 3 года назад

@@fortfun5010 wrong link here's the right one ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html

@fungling7982 3 года назад

WaIt R U GIRL?>????? My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”