am i the worst person to have a crush on? 

Megamind 👩🏻‍🦲

“I grabbed the chips, yelled S C O R E and ran, I didn’t even look back” that’s a mood for others, but that is my lifestyle

She- _she actually made a good point,_ AND _a presentation ready._

As an aromantic person, I very much appreciated the “I never needed bitches” meme LMAO

4:49 I vote no. It's not unintentional flirting. That looked pretty intentional to me.

She’s an artist, a chef, and now she’s megamind. edit: I’m sorry I forgot the rest of her professions 😰 your replies r appreciated

As a lesbian, I can confirm, crushes do exist. For some reason I only get them on women, strange.

the supposed romantic moment and faline changed it into a goofy moment 💀💀

11:48 Whenever people say "The worst thing she can tell you is no" show them this clip, this is soulcrushing

Clearly she was flirting with the chips the whole time. Conclusion: Faline is “not dense” but everyone else is.

me in the begining: no, I don't think thats real- Faline: AND WINKED me: yes.

This was the most i laughed in a while, that “I grabbed the chips and yelled S C O R E and ran, i didnt even look back” joke was the one that made me laugh the most tbf

yea Also just to clarify in case anyone was curious (or might misunderstand) I've already confessed to Fal almost a year prior to the stream to which Fal rejected me and we both agreed to stay as besties and here we are B) No I dont sTilL SeCreTlY have a crush on Fal or anything. We both agreed it wouldn't work out anyways lmao. Anyways, dont forget that grass isnt edible.

Pros of having a crush on Faline: Pretty Funny Cool parents. Cons of Faline: An unhinged force of nature Chaos incarnate An army of Axolots to deal with

"Double homicide" Girl, you committed double homie-cide, and were still friends after. Faline is an Alpha Chad..

As a fellow aromantic this is PAINFULLY accurate. There was like a handful of people that had a crush on me and i either ignored them for 9 years or pretended to be busy or pretended that i was "Rachel from Florida and you have the wrong number". That's why it's a crush right, crush their hopes and dreams. Also BLESS FOR MEGAMIND

As a gay dude i remember when i was still a kid and i lied about liking some girl because i didnt really understand what it meant and i thought it was normal, and within a day it spread to the whole class and i panicked so hard i cried and told the teacher people were lying about me 💀💀

As someone who doesn’t know what they are, I can confirm crushes exist, but they are still on the other side of screen and they’re 2D

this just reminded me of the time when i “confessed” to a boy in my class i had a crush on him as a prank and he actually did like me so i didn’t know what to do and we starting online chatting. he moved countries so i didn’t have to fake the relationship irl but it was just horrible, the first time he said ily to me i told him thank you and when my friends pressured me to say it back a few weeks later i did the same thing as you 😭😭😭 i said “te amo” and then “te amo(rdido un perro)” which roughly translates to i love you and a dog bit you 😭😭😭 one time his mom gave a bag of candy when she returned to my country and i just took it, like just like cool free food. omg this was such a confusing period of my life i was 12 and had too much online freedom. i am now 16, a lesbian and asexual so yea i guess im not dense either edit: also i would like to point out that i did have a “crush” on him for some time that wasn’t even a crush because i just thought wow an smart guy that treats people with kindness and has a pretty smile? i should definitely like him. by the time i realized that was not how crushes work we were already “together” so it was too late, i also told him i didn’t want to label our relationship so thats why i say “together”. i felt really bad for him because of how i treated him so i apologized to him about 2 years ago and he told me i was his first love and that he would always love me which i couldn’t understand because we were 12 idk how could he say those things. i later on came out to him and explained why i behaved like that and that i didn’t even know what i was doing, he understood but when i told him i was gay he took it as some sort of fetish so i blocked him. he came back to our country but by that time i had already left, he still talks with my old friends (which is kinda weird for me) its an strange feeling idk. this is actually the first time I’ve talked about this and it felt somewhat liberating

8:41 - the fact that i “awwwd” out loud at the same time LMAO

I choked when she said she winked at him like how am I suppose to take your side now, Faline?????

its official, faline's "love life" is intertwined with potato chips.

There was this boy who bullied me and my mom said it was because he had a crush on me- years later he came out as gay and she still refused to believe that he was just a bully 😔

I too have 3 stories about girls having a crush on me. The first one I consider myself being the victim, it's pretty basic. There was this girl who had a very big crush on me and she would constantly harass me about it and I would turn her down. Then one day she wanted to kiss me, so her friends had the perfectly sane idea to block me on a wall while she forcefully kissed me, which is to date this my only kiss. The second one was basically me fucking it up in every way possible. I had a crush on a girl and with time we became friends. And we started spending some time alone, talked about random stuff, sometimes kinda sentimental, I remember one time she told me that she wanted to be with me and I was like "haha funny" and she went along laughing and now that I think about it she really searched for physical contact way too much. But my dumbass brain didn't realized a thing until she suddenly changed school her family told me it before leaving. I never saw her since. The last one is much more simple, there was a girl who had a crush on me and one of my friend (who had a crush on her) told me it, I aof course didn't believe him even she one time pinned me to the ground and she was standing on top of me... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME ? HOW TF DID I DIDN'T REALIZED A THING. Anyway I kinda forgot about all this until 2 years later when she went to me and confessed. And my reaction was "Ummmm hehe yeah ummm ah ha yeah ummm" and after around teen minutes of that she just left while obviously very disappointed/sad. Currently my friends and people of my class gave strong hint that there's a girl who has a crush on me rn but I have no idea who which really frustrating. PS : your third story is whack af

Faline: *is good kid, with good grades, and teacher's pet* Mentally-sane viewers with no bicches: Impossible

even if faline san’s vids r a little chaotic, i find them quite relaxing 😌

So I came back after 2 days just to say this I had a crush on a fictional character but after a few hours I thought he was disgusting and lost my crush on him. That’s like the only one I had.

no one : literally no one : not even light yagami : faline : I WILL TAKE THE POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT in front of that guy who had a crush on me meanwhile mw : CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT GUY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME / ON WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON

I don't blame you, but you literally made a powerpoint presentation about "why green is the worst color," so... anyway, I love you.

unironically really appreciate acknowledging some people don’t have crushes. i felt really bad about not having them when i was younger before i realized i was aroace so it’s just nice to be acknowledged

Faline and Kyle had an enemies to friends to flirting relationship which involved revolutionary seat kicking and stealing and eating a singular potato chip

2:07 legendary warnet gaming chair

As someone who recently discovered they were somewhere in the aro-spec, this felt both weird and validating. I still can't tell if I ever had a real crushes or if i just wanted to befriend someone i found cool/pretty and smooche them.

girl how is this girl almost at 1 mil subs she just appeared out of no where and dominated youtube 😭

5:50 i feel attacked and i am the least social person that exists and i dont know stuff unless ppl say things

I mean, if I met someone like Fal irl I would only see these things as green flags. Incredibly funny, awkward, and cute, there are no cons here. Also as someone who's dense af and has a lot of self esteem issues, some of these stories are very relatable. But lately I try to be more open to people that I am interested in, cuz life is too short to keep that all in forever. I just take out of my mind the expectation that they'll reciprocate or reject my feelings, just to get over the anxiety of confessing.

Well, as an expert at having a crush on Faline San I can tell that poor Kyle's life was real hard from that chip moment on. Aslo that may not be unintentional flirting but actual intentional flirting, you are the reason why poor Kyle no longer trust on women, no longer believe in real love

As a bisexual human living in a house on earth I, B I L A N I, confirm your confusions and frustrations on the word crush, which sadly I have on both genders and suffer greatly from bi panics as a result of my great homosexuality feared by the Gods of Bisexuality himself. Thank you Faline for relating all my problems, stress, struggles and life pain and suffering by making this video, kudos.

"I told him I didn't mind, and I winked at him." FALINE?????? GODDAYUM

"Wow, you're such a good actor" damn that was BRUTAL holy shit

My husband is bad at noticing flirting too. He didn't notice until I straight up told him I loved him. He thought he had a one sided crush. Excuse me, _Your_ husband I already forgot you took him earlier in video.

Alternative title: Faline trying to defend herself on not being dense but fails

I have some very strong opinions of the "That boy only pulled your hair because he likes you!", teaching your child that affection is shown through violence thing.

I catch feelings for everyone I start getting friendly with, if I know you well there's a 80% chance I've had at least a little crush. I also "liked" my bullies because adults at the time kept being like 'iF thEy bUlLy yOu tHeY jUsT liKe yOu' (which wasn't the case they just liked to physically fight me and we were 9) 6:40 you said this right as I typed this and I couldn't agree more

“ so after my mentally sane action, I gave him the middle finger.”This is such a mood💅

I feel like Faline is one of the the only few people left on youtube with a decent and mildly dark sense of humor

Faline is denser than me, and I'm as dense as an anime MC.

I love how this encapsulates all of our primary school romance stories immaculately. Can’t believe how almost everyone has such similar experiences. Great video made me happier thanks homie

I like how Faline just went ahead and destroyed her crushes unintentionally and yes, the winking was definitely flirtatious

unintentional flirting? I can actually see both sides....I can see a bully doing that to mess with someone/a mean girl to assert their control by acting like the person has a chance, a close friend memeing or a crush flirting so yeah, both sides are accurate in that question

i never had a true crush, so i realized i am aromantic

7:23 the childreen's drugs xD

As an aroace person, I can say that crushes do not actually exist.

Faline san is like an anime protagonist dense as a rock and still gets a harem and she keeps getting them in the most watt pad way Also loving the aro representation here

2:27 my dad was watching me when this showed up😭😭But no worries he just smiled :v

“Albert pulling my pony and setting fire to my house then framing me for tax fraud”

Faline casually crushing souls for breakfast.

6:48 pulling ponytail, setting house on fire and framing for tax fraud best thing for me, nailed my humour

2:52 best moment out of anything in this vid

“I never needed bitches” I’m so happy rn

Yeah having crushes and people having crushes on you actually feels like Love Is War type mind games

9:14 Girl WHAT WHY lmao

Good to see that “they’re mean BC they like you” is a thing that is said everywhere💀

'i didn't mind and I winked at him' PLEASEE-- AHAHAH

faline: **uses dominance and physical punting for no reason** the generation's genius: *is this love?*

WHEN THE MOSQUE STARTED AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT BITCHES I BURST OUT WITH LAUGHTER

"Wow Autumn, you are good at acting" really got me

I feel like people basically say they have a crush to fit in these days then when they actually do get one and everything's new to them they feel like their work for it and like their just following a crowd

no but flirting is... confusing. i remember i was staying at a friend's home for a bit, during which we kept getting closer and closer. we kept cuddling more and more. it was clear we both had a crush on each other; and we had a common friend to whom we texted about all this at the same time, and that person was endlessly frustrated at neither of us confessing or thinking the other person had feelings too. eventually, we were joking about how we were basically a couple already living together, and my friend joked "yeah, only thing missing is if we sl3pt together" and laughed nervously. only then did i realise.............. wait. anyways it didn't work out and we stayed friends until this day (now 4 years later), but like yeah.. flirting... is strange. crushes are strange. but also since that time, i've been cursed to have one-sided feelings for people and idk maybe the universe is just having a laugh and punishing me for not seeing clear signs until i was in too deep

"you cant argue with a powerpoint conclusion" now let me tell that to my teacher.

i think this video unintentionally summoned the aroaces

I love hearing other people's crush stories. Didn't know that people actually felt those feelings until I joined uni lol. Now I'm just fascinated with them romantics, it's fun to think how much one person takes over their mind. I'm going to be very entertained for a while, i can tell

Me at 5:03 "No girl you definitely flirted LMAO"

The literal Mosque starting outside of Faline’s house while they’re talking about finding people hot will never not be funny

“and flaming me for tax fraud. ALBERT IS A DOUCHEBAG” THAT SENT ME

4:12 the fact that birds started squawking at my house to while watching this video-

11:06 double homocide

faline is one of if not the only person on youtube that can make me laugh out loud and start crying cuz of they're humor😂

As someone who fails to understand how having a crush feels like, I don't know if crushes exist.

As a person who gets crushes on fictional people, I get crushes on fictional people. Am I under a curse or something??

I love the she said "Albert is a douchebag!" At 6:59

3:55 i would think that was flirting tbh

7:59 +respect

When I was eight, this dude (also eight) with five girlfriends- (they were all aware of the other girlfriends) confessed he had a crush on me. I responded by kicking him, running away and hating / completely never talking to him again. lol.

8:36 Oh damn, faline, YOU WERE SO DENSE

Faline San got upgraded to faline sama with how they trolling everybody.

i think this business meeting about seggs went well wonderful power point presentation you got the job

Tbh crushes are like people who steal your heart when first eye contact or bond. They show incredible love to you(probably for the sake of it). But then they crush your heart when they twist the thread of triggerment. The lesson here folks. Just eat

9:27, but did you eat the chips?

I liked that you talked clearly and used Pictures in your Presentation!

as soon as you put up the megamind memes the mosque knew it was time

6:26 that my friend is some real swag.

I don't know if I can keep defending Faline anymore..How can someone yell S C O R E while KNOWING SOMEONE LIKED HER, Unintentionally Flirt, Be dense, play with someones feeling and EVERYTHING!?✋🏻😩 FALINE..WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR /jk

These videos make my day because of how chaotic they are :D

“no one who subscribes has a partner” me: *also has notifs on* “does that make it extra.? Cuz I’ve never had one, like ever,,,,,,, ;-;”

4:01 Of course, I thought of the great god himself, Light Yagami, and was so happy when I saw the next slide Faline made :)

about the "they're just mean to you because they like you": the same guy from school has bullied me for over nine years straight (the teachers told me that i'm an attention seeker when i brought this topic up hahaha) and asked me to go out with him on the last day of school😐 now despite the fact that those peolpe can't really express their true feelings towards a person, this can also be really damaging to the other person:/

the description of the trolley backpack going blumblumblum down the stairs is perfect

I don't know what universal force brought this upon me but I just found this channel and you literally look and sound like this girl from my college who I had a crush on and asked out like 2 days ago, and this video is about crushes. Of all things. I got rejected, so I'm going to keep watching your videos 👍

Crushes are weird when you're growing up as a fruity lil nugget. Because even when you do things like always giving your "(girl)bestfriend" your snacks because it's her favorite, always walking to the other side of the room to talk to her even though the teacher told everyone to be seated (and getting scolded a lot about it), letting her hug and pat me anytime despite not being a touchy-feely person and literally giving her a giant heart bear plushy for valentines while not bothering to give anyone else any gifts is 100% platonic behavior. But just talking to a boy for 5.5 seconds would automatically make him my boyfriend and the parents would always gush whenever we're 5 meters near each other or just happen to be in the same room...