hang out with me for a day to pretend you have friends! :D 

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"I have a read 2 fanfictions a day to keep my fantasies running." *Faline has her priorities straight.*

I can finally lie about having friends to my parents!!! Thank you faline

8:01 I'm literally *obsessed* with Faline doing her own FAN EDITS!

11:49 those who wants to know the song she's singing ) 🌈It's Sea shanty - wellerman 🎶The lyrics she sung There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go❤ Thank you

"acne is strawberry freckles" "if anyone makes fun of you for it, bite their d!ck off" i just started growing acne a week ago, this rlly reassured me. this is why faline is a queen :) edit: spelling error 😀

Wow. This made me feel like I had friends. Goal achieved

I love the fact that when faline talks to her mom the asian accent kicks in instantly

Finally, a friend who doesnt whine and complain, like "its 4 am go to sleep" Thanks faline

Being socially antisocial for anxious and awkward people: A series. Edit: for those who seem to think I meant asocial. No. I meant what I said so please dont try and correct me. I speak English. I understand the difference and definition of each. I said what I said because it's what I wanted to say. If you dont agree then write your own comment instead of trying to correct mine.

13:05 Faline at 2 am writing fanfics

11:00 this is why the universe didnt want you to put that contact on

ok let's appreciate the fact that she made us feel less lonely, ily faline

13:23 My name is Max and I was enjoying the video so much. I did nothing to deserve this.

0:44 "I don't have a job" Guys faline is actually doing her job right now

8:56 WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE WHAT HOW

honestly faline is provably what I’ll be like when im older except worse humor

Can we just appreciate how aesthetic faline's room is- also, you should play amogus some time to experience the chaos there.

Sure was nice to hang out with Jack for a day. He truly is the greatest friend I could ask for.

7:37. FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

I can't tell if this is what its like to have friends as ive never had them, but i trust faline to give me the most accurate experience

Faline really went from pretending to know what a projector is to a random person on Omegle to actually having a galaxy projector in her room. That my friends, is true character development.

Lol your friend looks so done 6:11

Dude, your almost to 1 mil and your content is JUST straight vibes. I'm not even envious, I respect it

we stan our friendly queen faline, she even made this video for us to not be lonely.

Me: feels lonely, is currently overthinking about everything, and is on the verge of tears *opens youtube* *sees faline posted* Me: 😊

faline rlly just made a fan edit of herself 💀

I feel like me and you have something in common, loving McDonald’s French fries, watching dr strange bc why tf not, short hair, literally similar humor, similar clothing, literally when I shower I just sit there in my phone, but instead of going to sleep at 2 am, I go to sleep at 5 am 😍 ✌️

As I read the title, it really had to remind me of the fact that my friend left me on read today when I asked if they wanted to hang out 💀

Seriously I didn't know that I could relate to someone this much. Like from watching fanfictions and making up imaginary scenarios to not being ready for 18 but time just won't stop and having a room that is all of the mess in the house combined and also liking art and technoblade. Btw amazing video. 😊

my friends actually just never want to hang out with me. It's sorta depressing, so this did help a little bit. Thank you

11:40 This is known as foreshadowing

Whenever you feel insecure about ur acne..just remember that : Acne's are strawberry freckles 🍓on our face which makes us look cute... literally hitsss

1:51 " I baby I no understand" This had me laughing so hard lol.

8:06 those hair flips make me fall in loaf with faline even moree

"acne is strawberry freckles" was so good, i needed to hear that! tysm

6:36-7:08 is my FAV part. That is exactly how my parents want me to be like. The cute doggy is more obedient than I am.

0:15 oh shit good to know they’re more people who make there own imaginary scenarios like me instead I just watch a bunch of listener asmrs to fall a sleep and make my own story 😃✋👍

6:36 confirms my hypothesis that Abie is *built different*

My friends rarely reply to my chats so this is perfect especially for introverts lol

There are people working on the roof right now, so when she said "I am right outside your window" it was so ironic it made me want to look outside at them

Who needs therapy and friends when you have Faline

So wholesome to have a friend ❤️

"all that grass *casually touches grass* i'm cured now." - Faline san

4:56 the fact Faline tried to give it another chance is hilarious

im spending my birthday alone becouse i have covid and a ginormous lack of friends, (i might have been crying my eyes out for half of the day bc of that), and this video really makes me feel a tiny bit more special, so, thanks for being here on my birthday random youtube girl, i like your unfunny jokes

i literally just came across your channel and i immediately adored you UR SO WHOLESOME

2:57 This was the most helpful thing I've heard today thank you sm 👍

0:20 Finally, someone who actually gets it.

faline: hang out with me for a day to pretend you have friends also faline: **is alone 80% of the video** *mhm, youve got plenty of friends with whom you spend most of your time, flavoured spoon*

You are so relatable. I thought I was the only one who did the toilet and wrapping thing, so relatable

7:49 that was actually pretty cool

This video is so aesthetic that my skin cleared up , i now have friends , ive got good grades and ive ascended to aesthetic land ✨💅😌

Faline has done so much for us. Let's give her a round of applause

1:00 how dr strange saw the multiverse

ok so fal, you probably already know why the sprite was like this but im gonna explain what happened in case you still don’t know. so at movie theaters, fast food joints, restaurants, etc, the soda is being made THERE when you press the buttons to the machines. (which is why most of the time it tastes better than from a can) there are i believe 3 tubes to make the soda; the syrup tube, (flavor) the liquid tube, (the base) and the gas tube (for the bubbles.) sometimes one of the tubes run out of what they need to make the soda, sometimes all of them run out, but it usually says the machine is out of order when that happens. the most common tube to run out is the syrup tube so im PRETTY SURE that when you got the sprite the syrup tube had run out of the flavor. hope this helped ! ^^

"I have enough materials." Faline is growing up 😭

Who else wishes they could be actual friends with Faline ^^

Faline is so relatable istg. Everything he says describes my LIFE

“i have to read at least two fanfictions” same. i honestly cant sleep without my daily dose of dnf fics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ geez my life is amazing

I literally love these videos, thank you Faline.

9:03 wtf I've never related to anything harder in my life

You're almost at 1 mil. subscribers! I'm so happy for you. Keep it up!

I actually felt like I had a friend, thx Faline 😌 Hope you have a nice day

2:37 yes, they put the souls of chickens in there

i really love how well your pink in your hair goes with the curtains

Ngl I screamed when I saw your phone case cause I have the same one it’s so rad 😭

I’ve never heard anything more relatable than the shower thing

Thank you for this live-action role-play for us Faline where we spend time with you It’s even better then fan fiction

thanks faline i no longer feel lonely

This queen is relatable we all imagine scenes when we sleep

your room is so pretty dude i love it sm

1:38 hhhhh ✨✨grass✨✨ magical 😍

Perfect timing Faline! I need a friend rn and omg today we didn't get to watch Dr. Strange on cinemas coz my other friends ditched us :((

literally had a mental breakdown minutes ago for not having any friends so I opened RU-vid to play some sadder songs to vibe with me when I saw ur vid, thank you so much Faline

BRO STARTED TO SING WELLERMAN LOL

“We begin with procrastinating sleeping” Me who slept at 5am: *yes*

Faline looks amazing as always. Slay queen

Hearing the dialogues in your language with anglicisms all over the place is so relatable because it's just like in my language

12:09 I AM CRYING AT HIS USE OF KICK THE BUCKET edit 10/8/22: updated the pronouns

faline really coming after us with this one 😭

11:55 are you singing abcd? Lol

9:36 I can feel your pain I *must* wear contacts because it helps not to get more blind than I already am It always takes me 20-60 minutes to get this hell-made things in my eye

12:18 i go to sleep at 10pm or 11pm and wake up at 10 am

“If anyone makes fun of it, bite their ____ off” Now I never thought I’d be taking quotation from who I nearly wanted to say was a kid, but I am. That’s a quotation I’m going to store and run with.

finally someone gets it, you have to finish the whole scenario before you can sleep. Also finally I have friends Btw I love your hair wtf it looks so good.

bro that fan edit was fire🔥

the singing in the shower sped up tOOK ME OUT

Finally, after years, I finally have a friend.. Thank you for letting me pretend, Faline :’)

YOU LOOK SO GOOD ON THE THUMBNAIL SLAYYYYYYY

i relate to you sooo much i have to read fanfic before bed and make some story where im the main character until i fall asleep 😂😂

2:15 finally someone said it

2:31 YES I RELATE SO HARD TO THIS

8:01 loved the fan edit 🥺 and thanks for making me feel like I’m not lonely Faline 😁.

your hair is so pretty!!

2:20 i thought i'd never find someone who feels this way. if i don't have coke and fries from mcdonalds at least once a week, my life is ruined. ALSO yES LIKE WHAT KINDA DRUGS DO THEY PUT IN THERE CAUSE I DON'T LIKE OR EAT FRIES ANYWHERE ELSE-😀

1:27 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel you for not putting enough toothpaste on your toothbrush. this is incredibly offensive because the hygiene community really likes to put that big wallop of toothpaste on a toothbrush and likes to really smear, really besmirch that toothpaste in with full intent to possibly break the toothbrush in the process of pressuring it. Many people may think that this is an inefficient way of putting toothpaste on your toothbrush, but it's actually exactly that. the pure satisfaction of completely covering and filling your mouth with toothpaste sludge is immaculate, so much so that there's a cult revolved around it. i will give you some points for using a white toothbrush, as it is a staple part of brushing your teeth.

Faline singing wellermen in the shower is just

bro the fanfic thing is so true like i need smth to think of before i go to bed

I haven't even watched yet but you know i'll spend 13:44 minutes/second of my life instead of doing my assignments due friday.