AMATEUR WORDSMITH | 2024 REMAKE | 1,000,000 SUBS SPECIAL! 

THE STUPENDIUM 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBER STUPENDI-COIN IS NOW AVAILABLE AGAIN! bit.ly/StupendiCoin LYRICS: Seems a lot of rappers like to rap about how good they are at rapping? I’m better than I used to be But I’d still hate to be dishonest with you… VERSE1: So, hip-hop's a new hobby I'm attempting But there's a hiccup that needs circumventing A niggle in the middle of the job of my dreams And that's a lack of practice when exploring the themes I can't rap about bitches and hoes, riches and clothes Beating up and leaving stitches in foes I'm not familiar with those - and it's an issue, I know 'Cause they're thematically what rappers seem to spit in their flows Without the clout, well what's that really leave me with, hmm? What do I spout if not some needless egotism? I'll leave you wishing you'd switched off your speaker system Scheme of visionary lyricism? Eh... It really isn't And I anticipate the criticism - why are the lyrics different? And does the act of improving the rap on a track about the fact That you’re crappy at that kinda clash? Really match your initial vision? It’s a weird decision, well, you can quit your bitchin’ If I could be forgiven, tell me, who just hit the million? I did - so if you could adjust your position And sit and swivel on my lyrical juxtaposition CHORUS: I'm just an amateur wordsmith You'll be indifferent the instant you've heard it When I'm finished, you'll be wishing you'd skipped the track So, here's five minutes you won't get back VERSE 2: I’d wager there’s no other rapper so fine tailored I’ve paid for far too many nice blazers Style’s dangerous, all my tailors sign waivers Fruit so fresh, I'm practically lime flavoured If my drip seems plain, I don’t got a lot of bling Wanna talk about chains? See my pocket watch swing Yeah, my number of cufflinks is disgusting My sleeves hold together better than my rhyming If you need a dapper rapper, I’m your them, G I’m going wild across the board - Jumenji Yeah, this scheme don’t really work now that I’m enby But if I’m not your first choice? I’ll be your plen B So hit skip if I ain’t taking your fancy ‘Cause I’m pretty quick but I ain’t breaking the land-speed ‘Cause I’m pretty slick but they ain’t flailing their panties ‘Cause I need the clicks but I ain’t catering to rap beef Schemes thicc like my pen raided the pantry Queen Vic how my bars flame up and fans weep Niche mix like I’m feat. Statham and Lansbury Feet pics? You see me making a Fansly? You know I actually prefer the original, run it back ‘Cause I’m pretty quick but I ain’t breaking the land-speed Oh, you’ve got a plan B? Heck, I’ll be your plan Z I’ll be waiting in the Q - John De Lancie Just another white ‘guy’ dressed up in a nice tie Thinks their rhymes are quite fly but it’s nothing you ain’t heard before Flipped the drive-bys for lyrical fine dining Green on the mic - pique your appetite? Herbivore Know that the juiciest flow’s squeezed out of oranges I make salads from the leaves of thesauruses Abecedarian, apprentice, aspirant, admissible Acceptable and adequate and average, more or less CHORUS: I'm just an amateur wordsmith You'll be indifferent the instant you've heard it When I'm finished, you'll be wishing you'd skipped the track So, here's five minutes you won't get back VERSE 3: I got the sauce in the pan, so just let me cook So that my mum and my nan can pretend it looks Like they’re pleased I escaped from the desk and books And my degree’s not a waste of the debts I took Rap’s bonne vivante? Or whack hack - a crook? Perhaps my songs just haunt like I’m the Rapadook? My lines go on and on just like a babbling brook Fishing for compliments without a catchy hook The fact that this is my job’s actually mental ‘Cause chance is any mic drop’s accidental Hit my street cred limit and my flow-verdraft And if I’m making paper then it’s only crafts Yeah, I flow so white like a Grecian toga Need on more pun here to meet my quota The craft theme might still see me over The only pigment here is medi-ochre There’s never been a fella so bereft of any melanin Attempting to be clever rhyming melanin with theremin Or terrapins called Sheridan or trendy gyms with ferrets in Will heaven ever let me in? I’m winging more than seraphim Pathetically projecting just a semblance of intelligence By speccing into eloquence instead of making any sense Like Robin and his merry men arrested by the sheriff then Subjected to experiments to render them American CHORUS: I'm just an amateur wordsmith You'll be indifferent the instant you've heard it When I'm finished, you'll be wishing you'd skipped the track So, here's five minutes you won't get back VERSE 4: My couplets aren’t scuffed as some you’ve heard I put a lot of care in pairing up the funny words 50% of the time? Nifty attempt at a rhyme The other half it’s… well, it’s not My skill with similes I really haven’t mastered But like a massive car crash I’m slowly moving past it Now we’re at the point I really didn’t want to start yet Let us now revisit the obligatory fast bit Kid from the South, pissing about Lyrics aren’t spitting, just dribbling down Spewing a slew musically askew As I’m chewing up tunes and then spitting them out Failing at fame, fairly forgettable Shameless and vain, employing a pedestal Quips and the flips are both varied and plentiful Spit ‘em this quick and they’re nearly illegible Tongue tasked with too much to handle Bars so whack, still can’t hold a candle Get that bag? It’s straight from the landfill But I have now featured with Dan Bull But if my lyrics are lacking a little It lengthens them leaning liberally alliterative Lining up letters, while lyrically gimmicky’s Leaving you locked with your lexicon limited Looking for lines that alliterate wittily Lands you in loops in the leaves of a dictionary Logging a litany of logical liberties Letting the lemons elope in your limousine Linguistic littering, lazily writ Less likely to leave me labelled as lit Lift up the lid and you plainly can tell Clearly, I’m really just taking the L Blimey, you’re still here! Wow! Didn’t think you’d make it up until I slowed down Thanks for humouring my stupor of a flow You've been super and I know that you all wanna go now Just a smidgeon of revision and some little new additions As I fix up all the bits that the original was missing Reenvisaging felt fitting as we hit upon the million Thanks for giving it a listen to revisit the beginning I appreciate I’ve kept you for some time Without boobs or a reference to gun crime I’ve tweaked the beats and I added some fun rhymes But I need to concede it’s still lacking a punchline

I've actually met several of the people in this video!

“Here’s five minutes you won’t get back” Me on the 64th replay: YOU LIED

Stupendium is like a fine wine, I say just one more sip and suddenly I'm singing again.

People say "Eminem been real quiet since this dropped" ironically, but in this case... Rap God's fast bit, specifically the 14,7 seconds starting with "Uh, summa-lumma..." and ending with "get em motivated" (after which the elevator music bar comes), has 141 syllables, and lasts for 14,6 seconds. I counted. That is 9.59 syllables per second. Insane. ...except, Stupes's fast bit over here, specifically the part from "But if my lyrics are lacking a little-" to "Lift off the lid and you clearly can tell", is 131 syllables. _In 12,22 seconds._ That's 10,72 syllables/second. Fucking hell. Why be a god when you can be a Great Old One, I guess. PS: The sheer force with which you rap the chorus is insane. I have never been so intimidated by someone proclaiming themself as average. Post-Post-Scriptum: Counting the syllables also made me realize Stupes's lines are more even. Compare 17-16-32-13-19-16-16-12 To 11-15-12-12-12-13-13-12-10-10-10.

"this scheme doesn't really work now that I'm enby" and "another white "guy" dressed up in a nice tie" from one enby to another, these are amazing

Oh god where did their beard go

Congratulations on the 1 million dude! I can't think of anybody more deserving of such an incredible mile stone, and boy do you celebrate in STYLE!!

“This scheme doesn’t really work now that I’m enby”, biggest mood ever, honestly. Nice work getting to 1 mill, Stupe! :)

Okay, but seriously, Stupes, do you ever, after you've written a section of a song, (like Bob's verse in NEATH for example,) hold it up at arm's length like one of those pretentious snobs in some British drama series, and go "Yup, this is the smartest wordplay and quite possibly greatest contribution to the written word anyone has produced/will produce this year... and most people won't ever even hear about it... and among those who do, most won't understand just how brilliant it really is"? I mean, you obviously had your brags in the Scrabble section of Chairman of The Board, but do you ever truly give yourself the credit you deserve? Or do you let us do that for you? xD Really looking forward to Adequate Wordsmith~♥

This remake is a ton of fun. I'm sure most of these outfits will be in the wardrobe for a possible future use, but you should keep the 00:55 orange coat or 1:34 lime blazer in your car's trunk in case you break down while travelling at night and need to be seen from a distance (they can probably see those on the ISS).

"Fruit so fresh I'm practically lime-flavoured" Stupes... That is a GENIUS line why did that take me like 5 listens to get. Great song!

The pan(flag) coloured pan is a cool touch

Congrats! "But I have now featured with Dan Bull" - Man, what flip on the original. Looking forwad to the Adequate Wordsmith!

A HUGE congratulations and incredibly well deserved W. Also was that a PAN BLAZER??? I need one yesterday!

0:54 I like how in the background you can see different Lyrics and Titles from other songs like “A pizza the action” and “Just the 5 of us”

The part that "doesn't work as well now that they're enby" actually goes hard. 😂

Seeing you shave hit me with so much whiplash Other than that, I am proud of you coming out so publicly AND seeing you grow ever since Fazbear Family and Milk Milk Lemonade! Keep being stupendous, Stupendium! Keep being you!

The enby line while in an enby colour scheme? Stupes you’re a genius ‼️‼️

"Yeah this scheme don‘t really work now that I'm enby" Complete MOOD

you're the only one who can make a rap about how you're bad at rapping and make it better than 90% of the raps out there. 1,000,000 is an incredible achievement and you absolutely deserve every single subscriber you get. You're the one that inspired me to write my own songs. Though, not a single one is out yet...unlike you, I really AM an amateur wordsmith...maybe below that. Who knew it would be so hard to make clever puns about a deer?

Me and the boys being proud of stupes | \/

"yeah this scheme don't really work now that I'm enby" is honestly such a mood, it's awkward trying to work around old stuff that doesn't match your identity anymore as usual absolutely bangin' tunes! happy to see you finally get this milestone after releasing heat for so long! can't wait for the future!!!

Please never stop. You are so beautiful and so amazing and have been an internet lifeline that I am sure more than just myself has held on to. Of course congratulations on the million! But you have reached countless more, I do hope you know. Before this gets to long, thank you. And all of my love to you, dear Stupendium.

What better way to celebrate!? It's so awesome to have seen you grow into the amazing rapper you are. Been here since Fazbear Family and you never cease to impress me with your finesse in lyricism and wardrobe. Seriously, where do you keep all of that stuff!? 😂 Great to see you kicking it old school! Can't wait to see you hit 2M next year and then remaster Art of Darkne-

You are a very silly human. I enjoy your raps, they're not a waste of time. I don't need boobs or nasty gun crime Thanks for all your tracks, I often listen back With a big stupid smile on my face for some time. Congratulations on a million! ❤

That bit with the rifle and hot dog as "American Robin Hood" made me guffaw. Congrats from the US, Stupes!

1:47 If you need a dapper rapper, I'm your them, G I'm going wild across the board, Jumenji Yeah, this scheme don't really work now that I'm enby But if I'm not your first choice? I'll be your plen B WHAT A LEGEEEEND

I really liked the original, and still this re-imagining blows it out of the water. You wield all your years of skill and experience with masterful lyrics, and re-doing itwhen you hit 1 million is genius. I like that you keep the hook/chorus of "you'll be wishing you skipped the track, cause heres five minutes you wont get back" because it shows how even in your first song you just had some banger lines that needed no improvement! Congratulations on 1 million, I've been listening since I think 70,000, and you are so incredibly deserving of the milestone, you work supes-er hard on every project and its always a pleasure listening to your newst track. 😊 Congratulations on figuring out your identity too, if you're definitely the "Them-peror" of rap! 😊

Congrats on the 1 M ! Absolutely earned! Absolute legend 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😊😊😊

IM SO HAPPY WE GOT IN-VIDEO CONFIRMATION OF YOU BEING ENBY!!! I know you said it was scary to tell ur whole youtube subs when i asked you about it a long time ago, but its so cool to have a quick mention of it in a song!

Killing the orange eye shadow, by the way.

“Winging more than Seraphim” is an absolutely amazing line and seems to be criminally undermentioned

CONGRATULATIONS! I must say, every single subscriber was well-deserved, and here's to another million! 🥂🍾

As soon as you mentioned being enby I reflexively paused the video and flew back in my chair. The joy it brings us all to see such a talented creator coming out like it’s nothing, just, woah!

You know, I’ve actually always liked Amateur Wordsmith? I’ve always thought it was a fun little rap, even if you’re definitely a lot better at making raps nowadays. Happy to see a remake of it!

I love how many references you got to cram inside one video and how funny it is as a whole!!! You are more than an adequate wordsmith, loving see you reach that million. To an even brighter future Stupes 🎊✨

Omg at the start when I heard Niggle I actually got a SCARE LMAO, but I love this song, I'm so happy to see how far you've come with your creation, I've been here since the first bendy song and I've loved every song and rap Thank you!

Congratulation! that NB line is even funnier to me because I too came out as NB between the first song and this remake! So proud of you, Stups!

I love that one of my favourite rappers is nonbinary like me

Congratulations mate :) I remember the first time watching Amateur Wordsmith, and I still go back to it every now and again. You've earned a spot in the hearts of over a million people

So, I tend to watch my videos in accelerated time, But had to slow it down, when you hit the overdrive. Normally, 1.5, I can easily comprehend, But even at x1, you nearly sent me round the bend. So salutations, congratulations, for hitting that one mil, Cuz you sure look Sisyphean, getting up atop that hill. Still you made it, and unjaded, your trek inspired more, Now all that's left to wonder, what next you have in store.

You deserve this! You've made utterly fabulous songs for years!

2:23 is that a star trek next generation reference to Q? Oh my god it is.

It has been almost three months since this masterpiece of a remake came out, and I really don’t understand how it gained so little traction. This piece has probably the best lyrics I’ve read and listened in years, everything is amazingly written and includes puns, meaning and extremely smart wordplay perfectly. This is an extremely good display of sheer talent in lyric writting, Stupes, this is freaking amazing! I still can’t get over from the part that goes from “The only pigment here is medi-ochre” to “render them american!”.

It would appear I was in fact NOT indifferent the instant I heard this. This is very nostalgic. 😊 You've come so far.

The bit with wiping away the mustache and the whole section about you being enby is so fun, haha. All the costumes are as awesome and on-point as ever; glad to be a fan!

The backing vocals go crazy af The NORMAL vocals go crazy af

absolutely thrilled to hear you're enby and sorry if I missed you announcing it sooner! our army GROWS also congrats on 1 mil, that's incredible!! can't wait to see more of you taking off, your music is so good! I love listening to what you write

I GIGGLED SO LOUD DURING THIS ENTIRE THING OMFGG ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THE REFERENCES WERE SO COOL AND I LOVED THE OUTFITS!!! I noticed that at 2:53 the spatula liquid and pot were the colors of the pansexual flag!!!! that was really clever!!!!! congrats on one million 🧡🧡🧡

So glad I caught this early. I won't lie Stupes I only showed up after I found about your Game Theory song but after listening to that I was immediately HOOKED. Since then I've listened to nearly every song you've put out and added a majority of them to my main music playlist. I'm so glad I found you just before this milestone, and here's to many more.

Dude the WHOLE breakdown between the revised nonbinary line and the original amab version was nothing short of *breathtakingly good*. Congratulations on 1,000,000 from a three-year long fan and no matter what, NEVER stop doing what you love because we love it too.

1:52 OOOH That makes sense. Congratulations on being a truer you!

we have been blessed! They have blessed us with another masterpiece! And the outfits! you look amazing in all of them! So awesome!

Seeing stupes without facial hair is honestly a desturbing jumpscare💀, absolutely love them tho ❤

This is truly the best song I have seen that really showed off like 80% of your skills. The ability to completely take in a character concept and rap in a mix of their style and your own, that's the rest and you are awwesome at it. A well deserved like and I LOVE the call backs, love the word play, and as always LOVE the outfits!! ^_^

Congratulations on reaching 1 million subs! You deserve it more than anyone with all the extra work you and your team have put in over the years. We're proud of ya

I literally freaked out when I saw you confirmed you were Enby! A public figure showing that they are Enby too just warms my heart and the beat behind this song, the repeated outfits from past projects, this is just FIRE, and here is too another Million!

Ahhh, it’s so fun to see all of your outfits. You can pull off so many styles it’s amazing.

Congratulations on the 1 million subscribers! I've been here since Find The Keys, and I knew I had discovered gold. Here's to the next goal of 10 million and beyond!! 🥂

I knew it was a great day because I looked at my notifications and saw The Stupendium had another release.

The casual reference to their gender identity is amazing. I’m glad that we have such big representation in the Stupendium’s niche Also: I hope that this song releases on Spotify soon, as I want to add it to my playlist Also also: as a young genderqueer person I am immensely jealous of your collection of suits/ties. I want to wear outfits like that nearly daily when I get the money to be able to do so

The montage at 1:30 features suits from: Slide Into The Void (?), Christmas in the Backrooms, Loosing my Patients, Neath!, Matter of Factories, Vending Machine of Love, The Toybox, The Data Stream (x2), A Pizza The Action (x2) In that order.

it wasn't until saw "toybox" and "house always wins" in the street art background at 2:37 that i realized most of that street art references their other songs (a pizza the action, why did i say oki doki, the fine print to list a few.)

Hey Stupendium, I've gotta say I've been loving this song a lot, it's the first song on all of my youtube "for you" mix. This is such a fun revisit and can't wait for that special thing at the end! Thanks for making content like always, as a non-native speaker I usually have to go back and forth with some reaction channels like Insane Ian to get all the jokes, but I appreciate them non-the-less! And yes, it took me like 8 times to understand the Jumanji/Jumenji joke on this one and the original, I'm oblivious LOL

Now this might be the wonderful and pretty much one of the greatest 1,000,000 Subs Special of all time! Generally a banger remake if I say so myself! I honestly can't believe that it has been 8 years since you've made your first video (the original Amateur Wordsmith song) on this channel, and I can guarantee that you've improved a lot with your full talent and effort that you've done over the years, especially with this remake of your first video/song that you've uploaded on RU-vid! I really like the brief references/callbacks from past songs that you've done (in brief cameos), and even the lyrics in this remake! Once again, I'm so proud of you for everything that you've accomplished after years of expanding your wonderful talent and improving your efforts along the way while making entertainment songs & content for a lot of us to have fun and enjoy, and congratulations on hitting over 1 Million Subscribers Stupes! We are all so proud of you! As always, keep up with the amazing work, and have a wonderful day and a blessing evening!

I have never watched a creator make content about games I will never play before. But your lines gets me every time. Well done and congrats! Love your songs! (outer worlds is still my favorite

3:57 you look so much like you should be A Doctor Who with that getup.

Okay, I think I’ve figured it out. I think that you might be my realistic transition goals. We’ll see if I change my mind on that, but that’s how I feel now

Did my dood just rhyme thesarus with oranges? That's a 2 decade call back on the GOAT. Hah, hell yes! Get it Stup!

bangerrr !! congrats on 1M!!

You deserve every one of us, and more.

i haven't been here for awhile so enby stupendium gave me whiplash, proud of them though:)

I’ve known your channel since The Aftermath, and I clearly remember a year or two ago when I was trying to show your channel to my sister I was like ‘yeah, it’s crazy how long it took for them to hit one million subs’ only to check and see you hadn’t actually hit it. I was just so certain that you must’ve hit it by now because how good your music was that I had convinced myself it had already happened and ig we all just decided not to talk about it. But now you have! And I can’t think of someone who deserves it more, so here’s to one million subs and the road to one million more, I have no clue what happened at 4:15 but I liked it 👍

Another amazing remake from our stupendous Stupendium. Congrats on 1M Stupes!!!!! You deserve it.

3:41 is probably the first time I've laughed because of a Stupendium song. It was just so in your face and random that I just couldn't help myself. I honestly love your stuff man, a late congrats to 1 mil, and I can't wait to see what else you come up with!

I'm partially convinced this came out just so that Stupendium can flex their(as put by stupes themself) wardrobe.

Holy hell, wow. Its been a wild ride. I've been a fan since Find The Keys, and I've always been excited for every new song you've released. To see you at 1 Million, it's just surreal, really. Great job, and good luck!

Congrats on a million. I'd never heard the original, but this is good. Also I like the acknowledgement of the obligatory fast bit.

God I love this remake, the "doesn't work now that I'm enby" and the quotations around "guy" are amazing lines

5:23 I laughed so hard at this part at it is still hilarious

There's nothing Amateur about this wordsmith! It's great seeing you going back to some old stuff and showing just how far you've come - poking fun at yourself while also flexing just how much better you've gotten over the years! I've been a fan of your stuff for ages, and one million subscribers is only the beginning, I can tell - Here's to more years, more songs, and plenty more great times with the best nerdcore rapper on youtube!

Congrats on 1mil. The songs really fun. Love the fresh prince reference. R. I. P - stupendium's mustache

3:46 American Stupes is glorious.

Oh I'm a sucker for sequels and updated redos, but this is absolutely blowing me away! Congratulations on the 1 million, Stupes, I'm happy to be part of it. You're an inspiration to me when it comes to what you create, and it's amazing to see how far you've come.

Im Surprise you didn't already get a million subscribers because how good you are

Absolutely all of their outfits are phenomenal but I think my favorite is the puffy orange massive coat. Thanks for sharing your songs with us for all these years Stupes ❤

1:32 the suit from "TOY BOX" and from "A MATTER OF FACTORIES" appear for a fraction of second"

Its beautiful, you can not imagine how much I like your songs i have followed for alot of time, I hope your channel prospers and for your life to be beautiful and your days bountful

No stash stupes is quite something

CONGRATS HONESTLY you deserve it with so many bangers

Loved this! And your entire body of work. You have a wonderful talent!

Im so glad this was made. You’ve done a stupendous job as usual

THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! You truly are still the Monarch of Nerdcore and lyrical wonders :D If you’re an amateur wordsmith, my mind BENDS to conceive what you at the very top of your game will be 🧡 Here’s to a million more 🎉

CONGRATS STUPUES, sorry for being late to the party. Long time subscriber, you always made fire content and are intregal in my childhood music.

The million is certainly well deserved, ever since I started listening to you years ago (I believe my first song was Art Of Darkness) you've put out such consistently comedic and clever carols complete with catchy choruses which continue to captivate countless consciousnesses that I'm confounded you haven't gotten there sooner! Congratulations!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Bro's spittin' casserole🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

What a perfect way to show and celebrate how far you've come

Congrats on 1mil Stupendium! I've been a fan for a quite while now, and even though we've all gone through a lot of changes, your music still gets me as hype as ever. You deserve this!! 🎉

I heard that catchy hook sound byte at 3:09 still love that song even if it’s one of your newer ones