An Incorrect Summary of ULTRAKILL | Act 1 

hi gianni

You are the definition if the spiderman point meme lmao

MACHINE SUBSCRIBE TO GIANNI NOW

Gianni Giovanna

Machine, I'm working out. Next time, You could at least let me FINISH MY FUCKING SET. *Throws 20lb dumbbell at V1*

I genuinely forget that the 'this fucking gopro' meme isn't actually in the game

again, v1 is a nikkon, not a canon

lore

Tbh he kinda sounds like Kitten from TTS

@@mmyr8ado.360 so its NOT FUCKING CANNON!

made even better by the fact not even he could help but to laugh at the very end

Its also actual merch now

also he's in this comment section

​@@Redd7206 Yeah, they put it on an actual shirt.

Guys the Aleph abnormality breached, get the execution bullets.

Go to the shelter bong bong

bong bong aint gonna let that slide

Project moon sleeper agents awaken

​BongBong aint gonna sugarcoat it.

Gabriel is THE ELDEST SON! (of God)

This is my favorite line

I am driving the corpse of king minos like a fricking Mazda has to be my favorite

TO QUESTION *GOD* IS HERESY, MACHINE, BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM DRIVING THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS LIKE A FUCKING *MAZDA.*

That and "hey guys, it's me, Max0r, and welcome back uh to fricking undertale.

Right? That shit is scary

20:30

"YOU AREN'T EVEN CIRCUMCISED, MACHINE!" got me cracking

I thought the sentence was "I will write a bible story in your butt" which is still threatening

"May your L's be many and your b!tches few" got me xD

minus the gun part, more like through the tip of his blades, but yeah _[before you say it, i know it's a joke]_

Watch the metal gear revengence one, its the same way

Being original is hard

Just like his time voicing Armstrong

Nah watch the elden ring vid

Having never played the game, I legitimately cannot tell the difference.

Y E S

Hi is there glitch or something view count on video is 525?

@@heytherenicetoseeyou431 i have the same thing.

I hope you used a Limbus music, even though its a demo for now

BRO GIMME THE SONGLIST FOR THIS ONE MY GUY, IM DYING HERE

thank you valiant soldier, your work will not be forgotten

Maurice lives

BBEG? what?

@@UH-60_Blackhawk Big Bad Evil Guy. A common term D&D and similar games

IT SO IS SUCH A HARD LINE THOUGH! I have got to use it for an angry boss in one of my campaigns.

i laughed so hard when i saw "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK" was an actual voiced line in the game

Who?

20:18 is the start i believe

Hi8u@@merchskele7507

@@drchickenmagus5804 No problem, I think is the correct term as i have no idea what you even mean.

meanwhile I had to imagine gabriels voice saying "YES YES IT FUCKING DID" in response to a cringy pickup line and it is the funniest thing ever

The Horus Heresy in a nutshell.

That's cuz you havent actually played the game and have no idea what its actually like without his editing.

@@jlee479 bruh moment

@@jlee479 what are you talking about? This game is a doom guy's on steroids and cocaine made brainscan then put it into robot and overclock this robot to the stratosphere

@@jlee479 So what I'm hearing is you aren't playing the game properly, because if you were, then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference Sincerely, someone who just lodged their 100th hour of playing Ultrakill

@@jlee479 So what I'm hearing is you aren't playing the game properly, because if you were, then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference Sincerely, someone who just lodged their 340th hour of playing Ultrakill

I don't have uno.

​​​@@EnclaveRemnantFanboy-118 *IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR XBOX*

I DONT HAVE UNO!!!!!

@@edge7978 YOU HAVE FUCKING UNO.

Respect the hustle And also I'm pretty sure he loves getting paid to voice shitposts

@@shadow0fx According to That Trav Guy, he once paid Gianni to come into his stream with the Gabriel Voice and yell at him about how his playstyle sucks

@@SeraphOC Oh I know, except Gianni did it for free. I follow Trav, great creator!

@@shadow0fx Oh shit he did it for free?!

@@SeraphOC Yep! Trav insisted to pay the rate but Gianni refused

20:18

It's in the game

reminds me of the peepee piss boy

@@masterwizard8090 it is not. they paid the voice actor for Gabriel to say that for this video.

@@onlinepanic2036, fucking wow. You must be fun at parties

If he ever does Cruelty Squad he won't need to edit at all.

as a nonplayer, I was legitimately about to ask how much of the game was raw footage vs edited, I couldn't tell the difference for a while there

This man’s editing and the game line up so well that it’s hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.

@@alexanderrichards239 squad game

There isn't enough contrast of game and editing in this to become incomprehensible since both the game and editing is incomprehensible

ok so ultrakill video when

Ayo didn't expect you to be here

no way zanny ultrakill??

This video is just a culmination of my favourite RU-vidrs

Zan clan

i physically cannot tell if this is a reference to second warning during the V2 fight

@@sentientlemonbattery lol it's the 1st time u heard LC music being used outside of its game

I can’t feel my head

FREE LOBOTOMY!!!

GOD PRAISE THE SCALPEL!

You pay his 200USD/H rate, he will fucking VA gabriel the f you ask.

Gianni is a prime soul.

@@kakroom3407 Gianni is incredible!

He's a real G.

You think that’s indulgence? Wait until you learn about the official artist…

oh lord, this is gonna be good if you're here

NO FUCKING WAY!!!! YOUR HERE!! i love your videos man!

Funnywes AND Gianni in the same video!? Oh, this is gonna be good.

Boo-whomp

YES

Also leading to “Gabriel isn’t an ultraki boss, he is Senator Armstrong”

Oh shit, wait he's actually Gabriel's voice? In hindsight that explains how spot on he is

@@wholecookie126 yeah, Gianni voices Gabriel in ultrakill memes all the time, that "door stuck" clip is actually from one of his ultrakill community meme videos

@@amidalaprin4846 Not just in memes. He voices Gabriel IN THE GAME

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Yeah he’s the voice actor but who is the voice actor for Minos in p-1?

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥸

A guy goes through the nine circles of hell to get his wife back while a scholar ghost talks in his ear.

A fanfic where all the greats of history look at the author and think he's amazing, while all his critics suffer in Hell.

One of the world's most popular self inserts.

Literally same

He is multiple parallel universe ahead of us

​@@Max0r1160 where link scammer,??????

@@guncatto2625 lmfao couldnt even remember to include the link

Happened to me to

​@@cutie.loves.spaci_he is scaming ppl. Duh

lobotomy corporation

Lobotomy Corporation

"How about I fix that for you?"

Where did you get that from?

@@lenschagor 17:59

Especially with the Oppenheimer movie stating that they genuinely are mostly empty space just so small they cannot be even seen

Wiener compression day

Yes I am here

Aye, myself included

What

I'm honestly convinced that's me and most of my friend group.

That was me

Yeah I bet

Good god, this itself feels like a meme

@@thayenryan7448 now thats a pretty meme, exquisite!

"It's like printing my own memes!"

He’s like Scout’s VA on steroids

gianni matragrano is one of the best shitposters ive ever seen

GIANNI VOICES GABRIEL??? THATS INCREDIBLE

The original sin is the fact that his voice acting for this video feels more passionate than the one in the game. Especially "You insignificant fuck! This is not over!"

@@theratking14 gianni is the VA of shitposters bros voice can be high cutesy pitched, to fucking DADDY

@@MCSorry He says that in the game too though? At least I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that.

i'm so glad that line is now voiced

That line goes so much harder than it has any right to

/monkaS/

who the f*** is Gianni its goddamn Gabriel

@@maokami2796 Gabriel's voice actor

Nothing new, Gianni did it himself previously.

Yeah, with Gianni it probably went like this: "I need Gabriel's voice for a shitpost" "You son of a bitch, I am in" "I havent explained anything yet" "Did I stutter?"

Gianni has like 3 videos of himself shitposting as Gabriel on his own channel.

Yall forgot about Gabriel Gaming stream

It is shockingly easy to get Gianni to shitpost

This spam bot needs to be obliterated for the love of god it has replied to every comment

@@wigligigly3375 God's Judgement - Sent same-day shipping!

@@wigligigly3375 time to use THE DRILL

@@wigligigly3375 I did my part and reported it every time I see it, God is infuriating

And the fact that's said by the acutel voice actor of Gabriel make this 10× better

The line "I'll write a Bible story in your BLOOD, machine!!!" also goes too fucking hard man wtf... Gianni's killing it lmaooo

@@laudzafajrul1043 may your Ls be many and ur bitches few.

Same, i love it

Anyone know the music that plays right after?

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this

Legit would have loved to hear that in game, it would fit perfectly at the very end of the little lore segment.

I’m pretty sure it was from the light being removed from his body. In the game it was described as being worse than the fires of hell so probably pretty painful

@@meatvortexgaming7134 it's like having your insides be pulled out by more than warm hands.

@@mrhatty2644 that sounds like youre speaking from experience. I FOUND GABRIELS RU-vid CHANNEL

Who’s Minos?

​​@@RED-sl2le the Corpse of King Minos, the giant boss near the end

@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando also the p-1 boss

where?

It made it so much better, hearing Gianni stifling his laughter and trying to end his line is just so much funnier that it should've been

this can be said for plenty of other lines throughout the video and i think they just add to the comedy

yes

If a fucking Angel said that to me after I beat it’s ass I would lose my shit.

Cancer mouse is used in Civvie's videos to represent the likes of trolls, griefers and other "Toxic" people.

Just be thankful Max0r killed him before he started talking about "The Great Replacement" and the WEF. Once he gets started on those, you'll pray for death.

@@ChiotVulgaire and also the Alt Right

C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E

#freecivvie

He's probably being paid

@@fortune2079 what???? that's just unthinkable, there's no way that's the case

Isn't he Canadian?

@@Aech420 I'm unsure, I think I heard that before but without source

@@Aech420 italo-canadian, apparently

I think Max0r got outpaced by the game actually

@jack patton H was able to keep up with Doom, though. Ultrakill left Max0r in the dust, so he had to take ultra crack just to keep up with it.

I love Giannis subtle giggle at the end of "May your Ls be many and your bitches few" at 22:14

@@willa1018 the fact that Gianni of all people could barely handle Max0r's scripting is truly impressive given all of the crazy shit he's already had to say just as Duke Nukem alone.

Wait so Max0r himself doesn't speak in all of his videos and instead it's someone else?

@@zackhoang6849 obviously it's editing software. The REAL max0r has been gone for ages.

@@CaptainCFalcon So is Max0r an AI or some shit, what? I'm genuinely confused lol

Why not both

I really hope it's the game because his editing is genuinely getting annoying now. Too much is going on, and it's sad because I really enjoy his humor and commentary, but I also wanna... *See* what's happening 🤣

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 thats the neat part, you don't

@@nikolayrodriguez272 I...don't follow 😅 I guess it's an acquired taste of editing style lol

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 I mean, you need to play ultra kill to understand what's happening lol

ASSECIBILITY

!?... what does that even mean ...?!

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. same I’m really having a “what the hell is this guy saying” moment

@@joshgroben1063 It's like haptic feedback, but on your buttplug.

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. well, the promo near the start of this video will explain… The rest of it will make up for the dark knowledge XD

Honestly we should have all these voice lines for the characters in the game they're so perfect for the sheer insanity that Ultrakill is

690 likes. Nice.

It's cool but not lore accurate cause V1 Doesn't have blood it collects it 🤓

@@Rejki_ Yeah, the collected blood it collected is gonna be the blood in the bible story

@@Rejki_anything that lives in the ultrakill universe has blood

Sick NaissenceE channel banner

brain microwaving 101

A fate worse than death… *Infinity seizure*

Dying in epileptic seizure then

I imagined that as sitting on a black hole's singularity (or whatever is in there) and playing max0r vids for a million years outside the hole

USA patriotism at it's finest

my favorite now is "I wonder if it hurt when he fell from heaven. YES! YES IT FUCKING DID"

Mine is probably "go go gadget carbomb"

@@kaffii one of my favorites is “I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

@@scrungle_bungus it’s brilliant

Wait really? I need to shine a 7 watt laser pointer into my retina right this nanosecond

​@@FleshWizard69420 can help with that.

Lol

You can't put ultrakill in the same categories as those tiny, weak, AAA games

@@sleeper6548 lmao. true

I mean, SMT has the kill god part but not punch bullets. Hmmm.

@@pokehybridtrainer what's SMT?

@@jakobhoward2287 Shin Megami Tensei

Surprised he didn't put a "Baba is You" at the end as a funny joke.

@@persephonemcguffin5606 And Empty

If the world around us was edited by max0r, it would be hell for epileptics at least

nice same profile pic

oh hey its dr bright

Rick and Morty viewers be like

huh, we basically do the same thing, except my buddies are heckler and koch!

Bro, I hate to tell you, but referring to Smith and Wesson as though they were people for the sake of one-liners has been a thing for...like...a REALLY long time. Like it’s funny and kinda badass for sure but I think “subtly genius” is a smidge too far for what is essentially a 20+ year old joke lol

Subtly genius, lol. This joke is almost as old as the Internet

Are these new lines or from Gianni's Ultrakill meme videos. I do remember some of the lines from there.

@@willythekid0768 i think some are new

@@willythekid0768 Both, some are from his meme videos, some are new from this video

I was wondering why it sounded so 1:1. Video is fucking based.

​@@MorbidMindedManiac On top of that, some of the lines that were from the meme videos were actually re-recorded for this video.

@@asbestosfish_ Lust used to be as much of a miserable place as the rest of Hell, but when King Minos arrived and took charge, he decided to convert it into a thriving kingdom to make the lives of the souls there easier. Heaven didn't like that and sent Gabriel down to kill him. EDIT: Minos was already in Hell for a while and only began converting Lust into a paradise after Heaven was thrown into a civil war.

@@chrisossu2070 Not quite. Minos has been in Hell for a very long time, it was only when God himself disappeared and the angels were all having a panic attack/civil war in heaven that Hell had the opportunity to reinvent itself. Gabriel only showed up *after* Heaven got their crap together. Minos tried to plead reason with Gabriel but Gabriel sucker punched him.

​@@SomeKindaSpy so heaven is literally the bad guy here. Kinda funny

@@SomeKindaSpy wish minos got his chance to get revenge against Gabriel instead of us just killing him in his prime form

​@@Rusue he died how he wanted tho, with his Perc 30s

Any% Photosensitive Epilepsy speedrun.

ultrakill and Max0r's editing are a match made in hell.

@@burnin8able I was made in heaven but broke out sorry we sent a Daddy’s boy to go fix it

Or the easiest way to find out if you have it

Is it fair to say that it's on the same level as the Porygon seizure incident?

*Breakdances to a mass monster breach*

Second Warning was always my jam And my employees screaming is an extra

Project moon killed it with second warning for Lobotomy Corporation

Actually almost had a panic attack when it kicked in

Didn't he end up using Library of Ruina music in one of the Elden Ring vids too?

You can hear him laugh at the end of it

@@maxoroso7209 I only now noticed lol

lmao a great colab

He's my favorite lil nigga

I JUST REALISED THAT WAS HIM LMAO

First maxor review?

@@jay6113 nah, I found this channel through the MGRR reviews

My favorite Gabriel line is "for your information, I am driving the corpse of King Minos like a fucking Mazda"

“YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!” - one POed angel/judge of hell after being beaten by a gopro. also might i add theres more? act two adds some extra spicy shit and i am stoked for that next video

@@jospwasp3504 what the fuck is a gopro and why does it sound like something that would give you an er*ction

im bored af imma write a book based on this *PRELUDE* a vampiric variation of pathfinder from apex enters a dark and griddy version of cp_steel from tf2 and encounters a lot of crackheads, skinless crackheads, and crackheads that fused with other crackheads. pathfinder also fights a stretched default cube headed machine and acquires its shotgun. pathfinder also is forced to fight a floating rock and ULTRAKILLS it. *_ACT I, INFINITE HYPERDEATH_* *LIMBO* pathfinder finds himself in a budget The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and encounters a new enemy: a few purple Combine Manhacks. (they have shells now.) These Manhacks shoot fire balls however, but they are no problem to pathfinder. pathfinder finds a few more crackheads, some alive, some burning, and a new enemy as well: Pyro TF2. no airblast, fortunately. *LUST* pathfinder proceeds down to the _layer of bitches_ and doesn't get any bitches, instead finds more purple Manhacks and more crackheads. In the distance however, pathfinder can see a comically large crackhead that has fused with itself, the power of meth. this crackhead has managed to replace its eyes with spotlights so bright that they inflated the % of the population that's blind. moving further down the line, pathfinder discovers the anime dolls that have been used since their owners bought them. these rubber idiots somehow figured out how to attach wavy antennas to themselves and can shoot fireballs out of them. *GLUTTONY* now that pathfinder is in the Mystery Flesh National Park, things start getting interesting here, as pathfinder is forced to fight more anime dolls, crackheads, skinless crackheads, and fused crackheads. at some point on his field trip, pathfinder is forced to fight 3 people named "Andre". pathfinder then goes on a fleshy suspended bridge and hears the words "MACHINE. COME FORTH, NOW. THE LAYERS OF THIS PALACE ARE FOR YOUR KIND. COME FORTH, OR YOU WILL BE CROSSING THE WILL OF GOD.", pathfinder, then rationally rationally decides to follow Gabe Newell's words, and the voice booms once more. "YOUR CHOICE WAS MADE. AS THE LEFTOUS FOOT OF THE MOTHER, I SHALL FIX YOU TOGETHER. AND YOU WILL BECOME OPERATIONAL ONCE MORE.". when pathfinder processes this information, he proceeds to the VALVe headquarters and the voice booms for the last time... for now. " *BEHOLD! THE POWER OF HALF-LIFE 3!* " pathfinder then dies to Gaben over and over and over again until he finally beats Gaben, then he monologues; "What? How can this be..? bested by this... this thing? YOU SHOULD KILL-" before spontaneously being sent to the principal's office. pathfinder then hears Gaben's voice for the last time, "MAY YOUR BITCHES BE MANY... AND YOUR L's... FEW.". *_END, FOR NOW IDK LOL_*