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@phoenix7289
@phoenix7289 10 месяцев назад
That delivery was IMMACULATE
@ItsMatt-83
@ItsMatt-83 6 месяцев назад
I like the different emphasis on "technically speaking"
@Nater389
@Nater389 5 месяцев назад
Man it HAD to be...or it would have been a disaster...LOL!Great joke and well told.
@erikkarling2176
@erikkarling2176 5 месяцев назад
Agreed.
@migueldelacruz8726
@migueldelacruz8726 5 месяцев назад
6/10 overall, it was funny but its not THAT funny. Needed more set up and less dead space in his delivery. A good 10/10 joke has you laughing hard during the set up and even harder at the punch line. Like that black dude named josh, forgot his last name but his elmo bit and komander jokes were hysterical.
@Nater389
@Nater389 5 месяцев назад
@@migueldelacruz8726 Naw man...a joke about a subject like this...NEEDS those "dead spaces" to ensure distinction and clarity.
@annapskovskaya3529
@annapskovskaya3529 Год назад
“Let me tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING”
@MrBassface06
@MrBassface06 Год назад
Underrated comment
@shawnselvaag522
@shawnselvaag522 Год назад
Listen, Linda!
@alyssapetty1185
@alyssapetty1185 Год назад
I heard his panic omg 😂
@mikaelerosecrans2093
@mikaelerosecrans2093 Год назад
WAIWAIWAIWAI LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN
@ladyriofficial3060
@ladyriofficial3060 Год назад
HAHAHA YES!
@EddieMachetti
@EddieMachetti 2 года назад
“I promise this goes well” was my favorite part lmao
@notrustfunderz
@notrustfunderz 2 года назад
*"I promise this is going somewhere"*
@gulabani2216
@gulabani2216 Год назад
What she sai-
@sparky.-_
@sparky.-_ Год назад
My fav part of the vid was ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jcXK-sPqsL0.html tbh
@chuckitaway466
@chuckitaway466 2 дня назад
i promise this goes away
@jmclivingwithart581
@jmclivingwithart581 День назад
But it actually didn't go well....
@googleuser2480
@googleuser2480 19 дней назад
Dude risked his life to tell this joke lol 😂
@Army_Brat1980
@Army_Brat1980 14 дней назад
It Was worth the punchline!
@OrbZo-n6x
@OrbZo-n6x 13 дней назад
His life, career, réputation..... everything! 😂😂😂
@ronsir3844
@ronsir3844 13 дней назад
Where was the joke?
@1angrykoala
@1angrykoala 13 дней назад
@@ronsir3844 What do you mean? You just watched it.
@Thatwhiteblackkid
@Thatwhiteblackkid 13 дней назад
This joke is SLAUGHTERING in 2024. I’ve seen this while scrolling like 8 times in the past month alone
@Opr8rKaz
@Opr8rKaz 2 года назад
He’s got a point and he proves another point while explaining his point.
@jcev6145
@jcev6145 2 года назад
Wait you got a point
@changbin1930
@changbin1930 2 года назад
Point
@karmamason8819
@karmamason8819 2 года назад
That a point I never thought of, thanks for pointing it out
@ant2290
@ant2290 2 года назад
there’s no point, it’s a joke lol
@Cyborg_Lenin
@Cyborg_Lenin 2 года назад
@@ant2290 its a point joke.
@No0neat
@No0neat 2 года назад
I love how he goes "just hear me out" with a bit of a shakey voice almost as if someone was about to pull a second amendment on his face.
@dfed324
@dfed324 2 года назад
"Pull a second amendment on his face" Lmao 💀💥🔫
@theragemachineau3855
@theragemachineau3855 2 года назад
Murica 😂
@MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor
@MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor 2 года назад
@@dfed324 won’t lie…pedophiles are the one thing everyone gonna agree on to attack on sight. Lmaoooooo…like everyone has a kid or knows a kid or was a kid and the THOUGHT of someone hurting a child brings everyone together in righteous fury
@ju87stukadivebomber87
@ju87stukadivebomber87 2 года назад
@@theragemachineau3855 * hears "the halls of Montezuma * just outside, wall crashes down as the music begins to blare and an m1 Abrams turns its gun to the comedian. Too much?... ohh should I call off the A10 Close air support?
@michaelwagoner1524
@michaelwagoner1524 2 года назад
@@theragemachineau3855 btw there's a translation on your comment that says merica translates to kill it lol
@BeardedBruh
@BeardedBruh 23 дня назад
A lesser comedian would have butchered that joke. He killed it. Perfect delivery. 😂
@andrewlopez8214
@andrewlopez8214 3 дня назад
You got that righty. Could have gone cancel wrong, but his delivery was perfect.
@tempestthegoat
@tempestthegoat 2 года назад
Like imagine ur friend just says “Actualyyyy he’s not a pedophile he’s a hebophile”
@eileensnow6153
@eileensnow6153 2 года назад
“That’s them, officer.”
@thecoralcat2247
@thecoralcat2247 2 года назад
But the wood chipper doesn’t care
@gamershadow8
@gamershadow8 2 года назад
@@thecoralcat2247 big bubba in cell block D dgaf lol
@courier6ix9ine95
@courier6ix9ine95 2 года назад
Sounds like someone with a Jew fetish
@Try95th
@Try95th 2 года назад
@@eileensnow6153 and then back at the station, "Dammit Smith, you nearly blew your cover again!"
@HafidzMurshidie
@HafidzMurshidie Год назад
This is definitely some shit Saul Goodman would use in an argument in court cases..
@CabronPR
@CabronPR Год назад
"Your honor, my client is only into girls between the ages of 15-17, so therefore my client isn't a pedophile"
@HafidzMurshidie
@HafidzMurshidie Год назад
@@CabronPR Judge : “And that is an underage sexual engagement, and it is clear in the transcript in which the defendant did engage in those activit~” Saul : “No, no, your honor. The prosecutor filed a charge against my client on pedophilia. Pedophilia, mind you, your honor. In New Mexico law book, section something-something, it is clear that pedophilia refers to an individual who is attracted to someone that is pre-pubescent. In which the prosecutor isn’t. Making my client is not a pedophile. Thus the charges won’t stick.”
@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709
@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709 Год назад
@@CabronPR that’s true though
@PilloTheStar
@PilloTheStar Год назад
Nah, liar liar jim carrey would definitely
@ehxjsjd4553
@ehxjsjd4553 Год назад
@@PilloTheStar I have not thought about that movie for years until now. Thank you🥲
@DellaDykeborn
@DellaDykeborn Год назад
I'm autistic and had been telling people these distinctions for years. You just explained to me why people are uncomfortable with it.
@kittyem63
@kittyem63 Год назад
fr
@plebulus
@plebulus Год назад
What does autism have to do with this? edit: you guys can stop replying I GET IT NOW!!! I HAVE AUTISM TOO!!!!
@Julieehdz1
@Julieehdz1 Год назад
@@plebulusi think it’s because they are usually persistent, and sometimes they tend to “talk before think” whereas a person without that disorder usually thinks what they want to say
@HeosphorosSword
@HeosphorosSword Год назад
​@@Julieehdz1 No, you're thinking of ADHD, which is characterized by impulsivity. Autism is (primarily) a communication/social skills disorder, so someone who has autism may not be able to understand the social cues or intricacies of communication to understand why it's not great to explain the distinction. Autism is a communication impairment, but it also sometimes comes with other symptoms like sensory issues. Note, however that while someone with autism may appear indifferent and/or unempathic, it's almost certainly not the case; instead, the autist may not react because they can't necessarily read body language. I know all this because I have both ADHD and Autism (among other things, yay me -_-)
@Julieehdz1
@Julieehdz1 Год назад
@@HeosphorosSword well yeah, I know the difference I’m just not great giving examples 😅, although I thank you for making clear the difference for those who actually don’t know.
@dasamont8274
@dasamont8274 28 дней назад
This is probably one of your best jokes, and it fully deserves all the attention it has gotten
@T3n50r
@T3n50r День назад
Was it his joke originally as well? Cus I've heard variations of this from a few different people over the years.
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 2 года назад
I love that he keeps being like no please don’t freak out yet
@Black-fp3dy
@Black-fp3dy 2 года назад
69 likes
@UnpaidInternn
@UnpaidInternn Год назад
Right, That’s part of what made the bit so great.
@mikecole9676
@mikecole9676 Год назад
“Yet.” Lol. You can freak out but just wait till the end! 😂
@aurora_boketto7746
@aurora_boketto7746 Год назад
it's giving taurus, Scorpio 🤣😂💗
@bennypit4411
@bennypit4411 Год назад
FBI check this guys hard drive.
@StEpHeNno22
@StEpHeNno22 2 года назад
I love how much crowd control he had to do just to finish his joke without someone throwing something at him or heckling him. 😆
@thepiguy4958
@thepiguy4958 2 года назад
He didn't that's part of the joke.
@snigerjens3586
@snigerjens3586 2 года назад
@@thepiguy4958 it's funnier if we pretend he had to.
@Ebunoluwa13
@Ebunoluwa13 2 года назад
More like the crowd has self control enough to listen to his explanation first lol. R Kelly is a very touchy subject and normally he would've been shut down in 0.01 seconds
@LafemmebearMusic
@LafemmebearMusic 2 года назад
@@Ebunoluwa13 and if they shut him down that would be valid too… that nasty man r kelly just so disappointing.
@chrollo7102
@chrollo7102 2 года назад
@@LafemmebearMusic what are you gonna do slap him Will Smith?
@DodgeThatAttack
@DodgeThatAttack 2 года назад
"Your honour, that claim is false, im actually an ephebophile"
@dana102083
@dana102083 2 года назад
Slander!!
@jamiesmccormick
@jamiesmccormick 2 года назад
Jerry Seinfeld is
@skysight1553
@skysight1553 2 года назад
Ephebophile is legal in some countries like I am from Pakistan here the legal age is 16 for girls and 18 for boys
@driftingwolf0
@driftingwolf0 2 года назад
@@skysight1553 legal age in some states is 16
@claraclenky9843
@claraclenky9843 2 года назад
@@skysight1553 TF EW y’all got pedos running your state allowing you to do it to ONLY young girls
@Lex-cp5eg
@Lex-cp5eg 3 месяца назад
I had a sense of where this was going but it still worked. Nailed the delivery.
@cesarf.g.9996
@cesarf.g.9996 2 года назад
"Technically speaking 🤌, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING 🤌🤌"
@saosaqii5807
@saosaqii5807 2 года назад
Itallllllllly
@CrazyCrusader1
@CrazyCrusader1 2 года назад
Stop speaking in italy i don't understand you
@samuelmontenegroserniotti7146
@samuelmontenegroserniotti7146 2 года назад
@@potatokink3318 yeah, Argentine people do that too. Given that they are 40% italian...
@maximuschadicus3957
@maximuschadicus3957 2 года назад
@@potatokink3318 is that Spanish 🤣
@robertpietraru1939
@robertpietraru1939 2 года назад
@@potatokink3318 it's a joke...
@pebbleman54
@pebbleman54 2 года назад
All the best stories start with the "give me one second, just hear me out"
@codyaaron3371
@codyaaron3371 2 года назад
Because then you actually listen
@icu3869
@icu3869 2 года назад
Many of the worst start that way- they already know you don’t even want to hear the b.s. That much “Explaining”=🚩🚩🚩🙉
@Nick-kq8pg
@Nick-kq8pg 2 года назад
He could’ve explained it quicker, would’ve made it funnier
@AnnihilationXable
@AnnihilationXable 2 года назад
"To write a great joke, you have to risk being offensive" i forgot who said that
@hmmmmmm8256
@hmmmmmm8256 2 года назад
@@icu3869 hey nobody asked 😁
@johkonut
@johkonut 10 месяцев назад
The delivery of this joke is a masterclass
@simonmasset2238
@simonmasset2238 10 месяцев назад
Stolen joke though
@DonaId_J_Trump
@DonaId_J_Trump 10 месяцев назад
@@simonmasset2238 Hold one while I send out an Amber Alert.
@DrDomich
@DrDomich 10 месяцев назад
Yeah, actually he stole it, and it was much much better in the original. I just can't seem to remember who it was. I'll try to Google it. Now, how do you Google it without triggering the Google pedophile alert? 🤔
@ephemeral5298
@ephemeral5298 10 месяцев назад
​@@DrDomichthere arent that many people that used this joke. I looked up hebephile comedian joke. All i got was a reddit post and this guy. This guy's joke dates back further than anything that was relevant so idk
@DrDomich
@DrDomich 10 месяцев назад
@@ephemeral5298 no, it was recently, I'll try to find it and post a link. I've seen it in some short or RU-vid clip a few months ago, and it was done perfectly.
@kenziecapps
@kenziecapps 2 года назад
“technically speaking🤌🏻…..technically 🤌🏻speaking🫵🏻”
@jecitivaz3097
@jecitivaz3097 2 года назад
Don’t point at me in that tone of voice 😒
@Area-eu4kg
@Area-eu4kg 2 года назад
@@jecitivaz3097 the Italian in him was showing💀😂
@BlueLatte-f3f
@BlueLatte-f3f 2 года назад
Well then technically a predator-esque type movie in the romantic ephebophile genre won an oscar in the past couple of years. Something something *by your name*
@mtdubdachamp6917
@mtdubdachamp6917 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@charlesbarnes1996
@charlesbarnes1996 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@JulieBAT-th4jh
@JulieBAT-th4jh 6 дней назад
I was getting ready to comment "dude knew that too well to not be a pedophile, and then the punchline hit me hard!😂😂😂
@gabrielnobrev
@gabrielnobrev Год назад
"You like 11 year old girls. I like 10 year old girls. We are not the same."
@rashadjonas229
@rashadjonas229 Год назад
Oh okay Dude. I aint Mad at you
@WarBishop101
@WarBishop101 Год назад
not at all similar
@rashadjonas229
@rashadjonas229 Год назад
@@WarBishop101 but what if a 11 year old girl Likes you
@divinesuster
@divinesuster Год назад
@@rashadjonas229 my brother in Christ?
@rashadjonas229
@rashadjonas229 Год назад
@@divinesuster yeah
@largestbrain
@largestbrain 2 года назад
Like “bro I’m attracted to OLDER minors, not the young ones”
@jinga876
@jinga876 2 года назад
Well you are'nt a pedophile, technically...
@AgentChiliFri
@AgentChiliFri 2 года назад
Let's be reasonable
@KinDiedYesterday
@KinDiedYesterday 2 года назад
"This comment right here"
@JonathanGarcia-cc1eg
@JonathanGarcia-cc1eg 2 года назад
Even professionals have standards
@scxrpion3828
@scxrpion3828 2 года назад
@@JonathanGarcia-cc1eg XD
@cucumbermelon5553
@cucumbermelon5553 2 года назад
“Nah dude I’m into them tier 3 minors”
@Fugazidawg
@Fugazidawg 2 года назад
⚰️
@goncalocarneiro3043
@goncalocarneiro3043 2 года назад
That sounds like a line in a mobile phone app advertisement.
@flaminggaming143
@flaminggaming143 2 года назад
Teir 3? So whens the Legendary Minors come into play cause ive only got 2 Teir 2's and a Ultra Rare on my team
@lavish_ale5470
@lavish_ale5470 2 года назад
@@ducksongfans i ain’t gonna act like you didn’t say that
@xpez9694
@xpez9694 2 года назад
what are 18th birthday -12 :01 am called?
@stephanieoni7804
@stephanieoni7804 4 месяца назад
Can you imagine how his internet search history looks whilst researching this
@bengieDMZ
@bengieDMZ 2 года назад
I like how they laughed the instant he said “Now hear me out” They knew what was coming 😂
@abrahema383
@abrahema383 2 года назад
Hear*
@bengieDMZ
@bengieDMZ 2 года назад
@@abrahema383 ah right thanks autocorrect
@abrahema383
@abrahema383 2 года назад
@@bengieDMZ np, wasn't trying to be a douche either
@nicolasgarro4180
@nicolasgarro4180 2 года назад
Thats a fake crowd
@galacticeclipsis3240
@galacticeclipsis3240 2 года назад
@@nicolasgarro4180 "Thats a fake crowd" at the end they literally show the people in the fucking crowd
@beeniecat9411
@beeniecat9411 2 года назад
Yeah one of them "the more you know the more it bites you back for knowing"
@kaynor1260
@kaynor1260 Год назад
What will, I'm scared
@harinkim8082
@harinkim8082 Год назад
Definitely, I don’t know if this in the right context but I remembered my friend was catholic and she was like are you stalking me how do you know that.
@santinodelgado281
@santinodelgado281 Год назад
​@@kaynor1260 Secrets from the FBI and CIA kick real hard.
@moonshine_starlight
@moonshine_starlight Год назад
Lol🤣🤣
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 Год назад
Yeah like ... ever try to explain the difference between Communism and Socialism and Marxism to the wrong group of friends?
@AcePlaysTCGs
@AcePlaysTCGs 2 года назад
The "I promise this goes well" is my favorite part. This is my kind of joke.
@iGaveLiaHIV
@iGaveLiaHIV 2 года назад
Personally I like the Daniel tosh style. "Hang in there it gets worse before it gets better"
@AcePlaysTCGs
@AcePlaysTCGs 2 года назад
@@iGaveLiaHIV that's always a classic style. Responding to the groans is like saying "I know you hate this, but you paid to be here so bear with me. Trust me. I wouldn't be taking us on this journey if it wasn't worth it."
@createdforthemoment6740
@createdforthemoment6740 Год назад
It's like Sean Locks "if I could being anyone back to life, I'd being Hitler......"
@Christopher-yl6cn
@Christopher-yl6cn Год назад
Love the dudes body language and stuff he adds in the middle of his jokes! (Hold on I promise this will go well) stuff like that! His diction and annunciation body animation. Delivery impeccable
@gustavotriqui
@gustavotriqui 2 дня назад
His agent was sweating while waiting for the punchline.
@ljc3484
@ljc3484 2 года назад
He’s masterful with his delivery
@konerquenwo6996
@konerquenwo6996 Год назад
🤔🤔🤔
@ModernZen
@ModernZen Год назад
Agree. He figured out a way to make that hilarious. Did a great job on the punchline and used the crowd interfacing to break up the build up
@Movetheproduct
@Movetheproduct Год назад
No
@djahriman
@djahriman Год назад
FOR PEDOS
@troll2637
@troll2637 Год назад
@@Movetheproduct agree.
@yaetorlinck
@yaetorlinck Год назад
I love how deranged his body language is.
@queball685
@queball685 Год назад
Gives very Dennis vibes
@screweduptx512
@screweduptx512 Год назад
He's like a chimpanzee
@sad_hedgehog
@sad_hedgehog Год назад
SAME
@j_the_kid
@j_the_kid Год назад
That's a theater kid for you 😂
@celiashen5490
@celiashen5490 Год назад
@@j_the_kid I swear his limbs have their own jokes.
@astrovation3281
@astrovation3281 2 года назад
"Nah I aint a pèdophile, thats too young, im only a hephebofile"
@georgecabrera9039
@georgecabrera9039 2 года назад
Officer this one right here👆
@celynne809
@celynne809 2 года назад
@@georgecabrera9039 😂
@alexahouse5493
@alexahouse5493 2 года назад
In a criminal justice system sexually based offense are…
@twenty-three7194
@twenty-three7194 2 года назад
Hepho what? hippopotamus? that's understandable, man. They're kinda hot
@kyialo
@kyialo 2 года назад
@@twenty-three7194 Bro you’re 23 and saying this what the hell Lmaooo
@connman8d617
@connman8d617 21 день назад
It's also important to note that an ephebophile is somebody who feels PRIMARY sexual attraction almost towards those who are in late adolescence. An ephebophile would likely be completely uninterested in somebody who is 25 years old because they would consider them too old. To an ephebophile, 25 might as well be 50. I say this only because if a dude is like 19 years old and he is attracted to 16 year olds but also 23 year olds then he's not an ephebophile, he's just a dude looking around and what's available within his peer group.
@bernardsoh3559
@bernardsoh3559 11 дней назад
You need to add some "hear me out, hear me out" in between your sentences.
@derekpayton9082
@derekpayton9082 8 дней назад
​@@bernardsoh3559 you did not disappoint.
@uHasioorr
@uHasioorr 6 дней назад
Does it even occur then? If we are talking about LATE adolescence then secondary sex characteristics are basically fully developed and without prior knowledge indistinguishable from 25 yo. And I'm pretty sure vast majority of men ages 13-103 are attracted to 25 yo women's bodies.
@connman8d617
@connman8d617 5 дней назад
@@uHasioorr Correct. It's basically not a thing. As the great early 21st century philosopher Ali G. once said, "If there's grass on the field then play ball."
@Xylem44
@Xylem44 2 года назад
Reminds me of when R Kelly asked “how old” when asked if he was attached to teenagers. Lol 😂
@ieshiaaa
@ieshiaaa 2 года назад
Lol, I remember that! I remember saying to my screen, "Man, what chu mean how old?!" He was trippin'. Lol😂
@ballarddionna
@ballarddionna 2 года назад
Lol well 18 and 19 year olds are teenagers
@ziggyzhane7620
@ziggyzhane7620 2 года назад
Deadass. Makes you think we played ourselves laughing/being shocked at that moment
@potatowellcox8870
@potatowellcox8870 2 года назад
@@ballarddionna The answer should be none when you’re in your 30s
@fredhasopinions
@fredhasopinions 2 года назад
@@potatowellcox8870 I once dated a 31 year old when I'd just turned 19 and I was fine with it then and I'm fine with it now. I knew what I was doing and managed to leave the relationship when I wanted to without being manipulated etc., and I had a life at the time. Is it really that much of a taboo?
@AverageYTshortsEnjoyer
@AverageYTshortsEnjoyer 10 месяцев назад
I think the way you delivered the joke makes it 10x times better 😂
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎
@Coyote_Films
@Coyote_Films 7 месяцев назад
@@EEEEEEEEI’ve seen you before
@baysingerfam4
@baysingerfam4 6 месяцев назад
EEEEEEE​@@EEEEEEEE
@Jus10Ed
@Jus10Ed 6 месяцев назад
It's all in the delivery.
@JamesODonnell-kx1yr
@JamesODonnell-kx1yr 6 месяцев назад
💯
@jjjlove2260
@jjjlove2260 2 года назад
Exactly. As soon as he started explaining, I got suspicious of him and started wondering how he knew so much about it 😂
@AxelXionSora
@AxelXionSora 2 года назад
I’ve fallen down that (not this specific one) Wikipedia rabbit hole before. You start on one article then you click on a link that takes you to something new and the cycle continues
@skylarjaxx2399
@skylarjaxx2399 2 года назад
@@AxelXionSora right I actually learned the difference via Google from a rabbit hole I'm a female and I said who would know that besides "philes"
@Elektrikman143
@Elektrikman143 2 года назад
@@AxelXionSora that's how I found out Dolphins fucking suck
@mikhail5428
@mikhail5428 2 года назад
@@AxelXionSora *I learned ephebophile and another term that isn't in this joke from a chat, I already knew about hebe*
@emberalexander7444
@emberalexander7444 2 года назад
Okay but this was explained on criminal minds
@obqo
@obqo День назад
“I promise this goes well” cracks me up every time 😂😂😂
@Galiant2010
@Galiant2010 10 месяцев назад
I'm one of those people where, if I learn there's a distinction between specific terms, I like to make use of that knowledge. This is one area that I quickly learned to not be specific about lol.
@TheRogueX
@TheRogueX 10 месяцев назад
Same. This joke made me laugh because I understand.
@maddhatter3564
@maddhatter3564 10 месяцев назад
proving his point.
@dm9837
@dm9837 10 месяцев назад
I point it out every time, idgaf.
@Shade01982
@Shade01982 9 месяцев назад
@@dm9837 I mean, he ain't wrong...
@dm9837
@dm9837 9 месяцев назад
@@Shade01982 lol I never said anybody was wrong.
@HyphyStryke
@HyphyStryke 2 года назад
And now he’s technically a “convicted sex trafficker”
@mizibelle
@mizibelle 2 года назад
Wait what?
@Philfan107
@Philfan107 2 года назад
@@mizibelle R. Kelly
@cathedral1375
@cathedral1375 2 года назад
@@mizibelle he had a sex dungeon, guy is finished don’t worry about it.
@prodfife
@prodfife 2 года назад
@@Philfan107 i thought he was referring to gianmarco at first LMAO
@azariazulu
@azariazulu 2 года назад
Why did you put that in quotes though.
@WillRennar
@WillRennar 10 месяцев назад
The fact he had to spend that much time saying "hear me out for a sec" demonstrates that final point.
@stalkingyouisfun
@stalkingyouisfun 10 месяцев назад
That was the joke. You just explained the joke.
@avacadomangobanana2588
@avacadomangobanana2588 10 месяцев назад
Esp cuz if you’ve never watched him or don’t know his comedy yet, you’ve already made that jump
@CasperTheRamKnight
@CasperTheRamKnight 9 месяцев назад
Cute pfp
@kudjoeadkins-battle2502
@kudjoeadkins-battle2502 Месяц назад
That was both informative and hilarious.
@catrein4687
@catrein4687 Год назад
He moves like a cartoon character, its hillarious
@bagelrat1808
@bagelrat1808 Год назад
Omg he does haha 😂😂
@eunoia3926
@eunoia3926 Год назад
For real🤣😂😂🤣
@lincolnblake8012
@lincolnblake8012 Год назад
Just noticed 🤣🤣🤣
@AintNoWayItsYoshii
@AintNoWayItsYoshii Год назад
He is just Italian, my Physics teacher was way worse (I'm morrocan, but was born and still live in Italy)
@bentobul5932
@bentobul5932 10 месяцев назад
This just shows how much body language/tone of voice are very important parts of this craft. The delivery is what makes this so great!!
@DeltaKaiNi
@DeltaKaiNi 10 месяцев назад
It's over the top to the point of being unfunny
@TheCollapse410
@TheCollapse410 10 месяцев назад
​@@DeltaKaiNiBlack ppl in 2000- u only want to arrest r Kelly cause he's black! Black ppl in 2016- u didn't arrest r Kelly cause he was attacking black women! Sums up everything.
@koolkidyouknow
@koolkidyouknow 10 месяцев назад
​@@DeltaKaiNiYour comment is negative and unfunny just stop.
@mohammadrahim408
@mohammadrahim408 10 месяцев назад
@@koolkidyouknowlol hope you’re doing better these days kidd
@koolkidyouknow
@koolkidyouknow 10 месяцев назад
@@mohammadrahim408 Get help.
@Turmer1c_
@Turmer1c_ 2 года назад
“Come on bro, I ain’t no pedophile bro.” (In his mind, he whispered…) “I’m hebophile bro.”
@jstandards766
@jstandards766 2 года назад
ㅋㅋㅋ shit got dark real quick
@kaiocrap6965
@kaiocrap6965 2 года назад
😂😹
@dchung00
@dchung00 2 года назад
.
@pinkpalace-yx2ew
@pinkpalace-yx2ew 2 года назад
LMFAOOO
@rdchris8649
@rdchris8649 2 года назад
@Ian Palacios AYOOO
@erictfn9751
@erictfn9751 4 месяца назад
Who came back to rewatch after the drake updated version?
@noelle2654
@noelle2654 Год назад
💀literally, because when you start making those distinctions, it starts to sound like "Well at least he's NOT a pedophile" 😭
@anjafrohlich1170
@anjafrohlich1170 Год назад
That's because we falsely do not give the other two terms the same weight when in reality there is not much of a moral distinction. It hardly matters which of the three terms apply to, you're not a worse or better person regardless. But judging others for having or spreading knowledge is horrible behaviour.
@noelle2654
@noelle2654 Год назад
@Anja Fröhlich I agree. I don't blame people for spreading knowledge. I just think we also have to mention that children have sometimes been seen as deserving of these crimes depending on how old they are, and some genuinely feel like it's only bad if the child is prepubescent, so I think because of that, and because sane people actually have morals, we just started labeling everyone of the shitbags as a pedophile to get the point across. And to be honest, most of them probably are too. Except for those guys who are solely attracted to like 17 year Olds, the ones who are also attracted to 14 year Olds? I would put being attracted to kindergarteners past them honestly.
@lurklingX
@lurklingX Год назад
young kids always seems worse. i mean, underage is not great. but as the age gets lower, it's more horrifying. single digits especially so.
@noelle2654
@noelle2654 Год назад
@@lurklingX right they do seem worse. But we should just generally acknowledge that all of it is terrible.
@lurklingX
@lurklingX Год назад
​@@noelle2654 of course, all of it is indeed terrible. and it def fkks with your head. hard to say if it's worse when you are younger and don't fully understand what's happening, versus a little older and kind of do. i'm grateful that my memory at 4 yrs old is pretty shoddy. what i do remember just cuts off. idk i guess there's a few cases where you have younger individuals actively seeking out sexual relations and sometimes that's with older people. i see that as a form of consent (even tho kids are NOT good at making informed decisions.... and arguably neither are teenagers or anyone under 22.). but then there's the kids who get stalked, hounded, oppressed.... and that sort of thing, kid OR adult, is horrific. any form of forced relations of any kind is the WORST. why are there so many f'd up people out there? : (
@HrPedrosak
@HrPedrosak 10 месяцев назад
Masterfully done. Goes right to the edge and pulls it back instantly withthe punchline. Engenius!
@rhettman519
@rhettman519 10 месяцев назад
… you mean, ingenious? 😂
@Shade01982
@Shade01982 9 месяцев назад
@@rhettman519 Nah, he was probably going for the WiFi brand...
@1insane614
@1insane614 6 месяцев назад
Eingenyus
@ethanwallace4989
@ethanwallace4989 6 месяцев назад
Engines
@dyno8man
@dyno8man 5 месяцев назад
Ingenium
@droidy347
@droidy347 2 года назад
“Very interesting sir, now face the wall please”
@flipflop8689
@flipflop8689 2 года назад
Underrated☠️
@juniperkingston9901
@juniperkingston9901 2 года назад
Goldddd
@jaredmallard9986
@jaredmallard9986 2 года назад
Lol'd
@Le.se-go
@Le.se-go 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@Blake4014
@Blake4014 2 года назад
lmao
@40ozhemlock
@40ozhemlock 18 дней назад
The gestures are perfect. Half the delivery right there.
@nenasuprobo1026
@nenasuprobo1026 Год назад
I once tried to explain the difference between a nerd and a geek to a friend, and true enough it was hard to do it without sounding like one or the other 😅
@altonlucard4317
@altonlucard4317 Год назад
That's easy, ask a nerd and a geek what the force is. One will give you the geek answer, the other the nerd answer.
@herculesmclovin
@herculesmclovin Год назад
​@@altonlucard4317 I need examples 🤷‍♂️ haha
@nenasuprobo1026
@nenasuprobo1026 Год назад
@@altonlucard4317 This is so on point lol.
@fulana_de_tal
@fulana_de_tal Год назад
​​@@herculesmclovin one will say that it's mass times acceleration (or another definition), the other will say that it's the base of the magic system in star wars Now this comment makes me look like both a nerd, a geek, and stupid
@herculesmclovin
@herculesmclovin Год назад
@@fulana_de_tal 😂 I appreciate it.. I can see the difference now with each haha
@DurvalLacerda
@DurvalLacerda 2 года назад
This is what I call a "perfect joke". The context, the set up and the punch line. It's all beautiful
@666deadmau5
@666deadmau5 2 года назад
a “perfect joke” as defined by professional comedians is when no words can be added or taken away to improve said joke.
@CMMCMXCV
@CMMCMXCV 2 года назад
I wish I hadn’t seen him do this on his Instagram before he tried it live cuz I knew verbatim what he was gonna say 🥲
@vminshi
@vminshi 2 года назад
Fr
@Jmortonvids
@Jmortonvids 2 года назад
I thought the same thing. Honed to perfection in every way. True talent here
@musicstuff698
@musicstuff698 2 года назад
A “perfect joke” that was stolen from another comedian
@i_am_thebatman
@i_am_thebatman 10 месяцев назад
R Kelly “When you say teenagers how old are we talking ?”
@fpsgames8188
@fpsgames8188 10 месяцев назад
Took me a second. 😂💀 Teen - age. That's technically, TECHNICALLY all the 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and up to 19.
@derekiskindacrazy1541
@derekiskindacrazy1541 10 месяцев назад
​@fpsgames8188 that's gay as fuckkk where do you live i looked it up and its up to 17 not 19 that would be nuts if its not bad enough already we should be adults at 15 or 16 at the most if not way younger like after puberty it would benefit us all we would learn soooooooo much more by the time we get to 18 rather then be brain washed into thinking we don't have the right to make are own choices litterly babying us then we turn 18 and we get out of the house and are like wtf do we do it litterly fucks us I swear I almost believe they make us minors to make sure they waste all of the best years of learning wasting are lives in school are brains learn the most by far better up until we are 18 so they just waste are life
@Nate101Dawg
@Nate101Dawg 10 месяцев назад
@@fpsgames8188 It was a joke my guy not a test. You also failed if it was a test you edited your answer ffs.... wtf
@fpsgames8188
@fpsgames8188 10 месяцев назад
@@Nate101Dawg I know it was a joke, hence the laughing emoji. My response was also a continuation of the joke. I edited my response to add the second "TECHNICALLY" in capital letters, to mimic the emphasis by the comedian in the original video. Pretty sure we are all in agreement with the punch line of the video. 👍
@Locopueblo
@Locopueblo 10 месяцев назад
“18 and over or 16 or under” -R Kelly in his song ‘I like the crotch on you’
@brandonskalsky5484
@brandonskalsky5484 3 дня назад
This is legitimately one of the best bits ever
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer Год назад
Amazingly handled joke. He was dancing on the knife's edge the whole time, yet he made it look easy!
@DrKhabo
@DrKhabo Год назад
I’m still stanning 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤣🤣🤣
@lurklingX
@lurklingX Год назад
well said!! that's what i was thinking.
@jeffmattel7867
@jeffmattel7867 Год назад
Kid of sad when you think about it. This fking world where everyone gets offended cause they somehow get satisfaction out getting offended. People actively look for shit to get offended. It is a fking joke people.
@spyder027
@spyder027 Год назад
Those are the best jokes
@clintonharvey2384
@clintonharvey2384 Год назад
Bruh this man was a snail on a razor blade for the ENTIRE bit 😂😂😂😂
@mildlyamusing7213
@mildlyamusing7213 Год назад
Nah whenever your homie says “hear me out” you already know he’s gonna say something vile 😂
@shortznig2938
@shortznig2938 11 месяцев назад
Damn I guess that doesn't apply in this case then.
@omgblastbeatslol
@omgblastbeatslol 10 месяцев назад
What exactly did he say that was vile?
@usmh
@usmh 10 месяцев назад
Whenever he says that it means he's gonna say something reasonable which peer pressure-sensitive idiots object to.
@FreeWorldSpirit313
@FreeWorldSpirit313 10 месяцев назад
​@@omgblastbeatslolthe truth.
@n1co2017
@n1co2017 10 месяцев назад
@@usmhnah bro some of the shit we say 💀💀💀 there is a reason why the boy's group chat is fucking classified.
@spectre9340
@spectre9340 2 года назад
As soon as he said "technically speaking--", my fight or flight response was activated.
@bsarioz
@bsarioz 2 года назад
He's correct. Pedophile is usually a misused term. It's like calling a shoplifter a "pickpocketer". Both are bad, but not the same.
@gypsydust
@gypsydust 2 года назад
@@bsarioz no. Technically speaking the way he is saying pedophile is lover of feet. He means ped- like pediatrics. Not ped- like pedal.
@mrspicolli
@mrspicolli 2 года назад
@@bsarioz agreed and we have become far too guilty of that in America and really just the world over. There is a difference between rubbish and garbage. Irregardless is not a word. Redundant cannot supplement the word repetitious. And people have literally removed the point of the word literally by getting the dictionary people to include the way it is commonly misused which is “ figuratively“ The thing that kills me the most and it only barely is attachable here… People who say that we live in a democracy or that we fight for democracy defend democracy yadda, here in America. We have never been a democracy ,not ever.(constitutional republic) democracies usually lead to dictatorship or anarchy. How people buy into that idea and whyfew ppl loudly criticize people for saying it is beyond me
@pxxnxh
@pxxnxh 2 года назад
@@mrspicolli beautifully said👏👏👏
@lordeastwood
@lordeastwood 2 года назад
@@mrspicolli Democracy is an elastic concept and not whatever black and white concept you imagine. Yes, we are a Constitutional Republic but at the same time too those representatives derive power from a democratic electorate. Also, there is no evidence of a democracy contributing to a dictatorship unless you intend to mean the orange goon who stole confidential documents.
@amatesamaru
@amatesamaru 14 дней назад
Started cringe but ended as gold. The duality of comedy at its finest.
@vicious_rhubarb2247
@vicious_rhubarb2247 Год назад
I legit thought the punchline was gonna be "It's hard to explain the difference to an 8 year old" 💀
@3llevate
@3llevate Год назад
Omg lol, dark af
@marieblade0613
@marieblade0613 11 месяцев назад
💀🤣💀
@minniemehak2382
@minniemehak2382 11 месяцев назад
You sir are the devil
@TuningAnApple
@TuningAnApple 10 месяцев назад
An even better punchline
@Allen-R
@Allen-R 10 месяцев назад
💀
@zhawkruns4ever316
@zhawkruns4ever316 9 месяцев назад
It takes a very special person with a very perfect delivery to pull off a joke like this.
@GoldenStateOfKind
@GoldenStateOfKind 3 месяца назад
Sorry to mess up your 420 likes 😢
@TornadoTromboss
@TornadoTromboss Месяц назад
what joke? bro spitting facts.
@liddad
@liddad 9 месяцев назад
It's an observation anyone who's chronically online has seen before, but the delivery with fear and panic leading up to the punchline is so funny and makes it really fun to watch.
@MiloMurphysLaw
@MiloMurphysLaw 6 месяцев назад
So all chronically online people are pedophiles then? Sorry, I meant ephebophiles
@ISavant
@ISavant 6 месяцев назад
or just anybody who has ever interacted with libertarians. sorry, "ephebophiles".
@Kronos74
@Kronos74 5 месяцев назад
Literally never have seen this anywhere else.
@DrunkSamurai
@DrunkSamurai 5 месяцев назад
@@Kronos74 Read anime/manga forums.
@hchwhat
@hchwhat 5 месяцев назад
I think we found one
@TheFiteShow
@TheFiteShow 2 часа назад
this joke is absolute perfection. ive watched this short at least three separate times
@strongestunited
@strongestunited Год назад
hello, i’m chris hansen and this is how to catch an ephebophile
@loudonheimsoth6916
@loudonheimsoth6916 Год назад
Doesn't roll off the toungue as well.
@scootza1
@scootza1 11 месяцев назад
​@@loudonheimsoth6916still catching them sounds like the cleanest, best pleasure
@AubergineManDSaFxFNaF
@AubergineManDSaFxFNaF 10 месяцев назад
​@@scootza1"cleanest"
@quandaviousvonheadsonzingl6453
@quandaviousvonheadsonzingl6453 10 месяцев назад
Chris Hansen never actually called them "Pedophiles" he always calls them "Predators" which covers all of them basically
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 10 месяцев назад
​@@quandaviousvonheadsonzingl6453 The worst part of that show is that most of them got slaps on the wrist because of several reasons like they never talked to minors only woman pretending to be, they showed up with intent but were stopped before any crime, and honestly it really sucks. So the only thing that show did good was prove to and show us that we need to be more vigilant on our child's lives and talk to them regularly on the dangers of both the internet and strangers. But raising awareness is quite important so it wasn't a waste at least.
@FieroGTXX
@FieroGTXX Год назад
The crowd control on this is immaculate.
@bannanamanlol
@bannanamanlol 10 месяцев назад
I would want to hear this too if I was there
@ayahope2811
@ayahope2811 10 месяцев назад
as a teacher, I want what he has.
@GoriIIaTactics
@GoriIIaTactics 10 месяцев назад
Not really. He's designing his delivery around a prediction of how the crowd would respond, and not how the crowd is actually responding. That's why his delivery sounds so manufactured
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 месяцев назад
Needed this guy at the CAPITOL.
@lbdjthethird1240
@lbdjthethird1240 10 месяцев назад
@@GoriIIaTactics Right...a big part of crowd control is predicting how a crowd will react. In fact that is sort of the name of the game.
@MrMafiks
@MrMafiks Год назад
"Your honor, im attracted to 18 year olds" "Okay?" Kicks you out of court
@s.s5933
@s.s5933 Год назад
- you didn’t have to cut me off
@MrJoeylj
@MrJoeylj Год назад
​@@s.s5933 🎵🎶"Change your number like we was nothing. You didn't have stoop so low. .....
@FuryousD
@FuryousD Год назад
I mean that's actually legal since u are an adult at the age of 18 and can have sex with anyone else above the age of 18.
@MrMafiks
@MrMafiks Год назад
@@FuryousD Exactly
@nosender2399
@nosender2399 Год назад
​@@FuryousD Sounding just like R Kelly- "When you say teenagers, how old we talkin?" 👀👀👀
@JeremysRants
@JeremysRants 12 дней назад
R kelly be like "when you say teenager how old we talking?" Lol
@Generalcheese44
@Generalcheese44 2 года назад
He has got a point
@hycraut
@hycraut 2 года назад
1k likes and no replies? U serious?
@vellgrynd
@vellgrynd 2 года назад
@@hycraut 1 k likes and 1 reply
@mike285
@mike285 2 года назад
Megadeth 🤘🏼
@yan9491
@yan9491 2 года назад
He has a point*
@fuju7871
@fuju7871 2 года назад
@@yan9491 could you even believe how WRONG you are there?
@mymom9741
@mymom9741 2 года назад
"When you say teen-age how old are we talking?"
@ikannunaplays
@ikannunaplays 2 года назад
@Khaliil bin Ammar "Teen age" ..... Thir-teen, Four-teen, Fifth-teen..... any number that ends in teen......? There isn't a Telve-teen or ten-teen in case you're trying to size yourself up.
@SAGE795
@SAGE795 2 года назад
If you make it to 113 years old you can have another 7 teenage years.
@TheSmily4ever
@TheSmily4ever 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@mymom9741
@mymom9741 2 года назад
Lol i know what a teenager is yall.... the joke was a reference from an interview when the interview asked R Kelly do you like teenage girls. And R Kelly replied by asking him that.
@wolffang1060
@wolffang1060 2 года назад
@@SAGE795 my new goal
@BrandonP43
@BrandonP43 2 года назад
Bro probably came up with this joke while explaining this, and was like “oh shit I sound like one huh”
@alehlete830
@alehlete830 2 года назад
?
@BrandonP43
@BrandonP43 2 года назад
@@alehlete830 he probably tried to explain the difference between the different “philes” to someone and thought to himself. “Damn I sound like a pedophile”
@justforever96
@justforever96 2 года назад
That's how jokes are created, yes
@BrandonP43
@BrandonP43 2 года назад
@@justforever96 not always. A lot of these comedians sit down and write shit out instead of letting it flow naturally in convo and reenacting.
@randomguy-je7ny
@randomguy-je7ny 2 года назад
He just stole it, the actor for the doctor from hangover made the original joke in a stand up routine
@princefinest
@princefinest 4 дня назад
hes really dropping gems while making us laugh lmfaooo
@NoBloons
@NoBloons 2 года назад
"Your under arrest for being a pedophile" "Ah-ha! Thats a false arrest!" "What?" "I am a Hephobofile"
@bunnyblixt803
@bunnyblixt803 2 года назад
Someone’s gonna use this in court (Ok because this has happened two times now I’ll just say this IS A JOKE)
@4kiyotsu.0
@4kiyotsu.0 2 года назад
"Aight well you're under arrest for being a Hephobofile."
@NoBloons
@NoBloons 2 года назад
@@4kiyotsu.0 "Aw fu-" "STOP RESISTING"
@Raoul.
@Raoul. 2 года назад
You'd only be under arrest for being a child molester, since thought crimes aren't a thing yet.
@孫子
@孫子 2 года назад
Sounds like something Saul would say to defend his client for having 10TB of CP
@sakurafalls2468
@sakurafalls2468 2 года назад
Prosecutor: "Can you testify that you are not a ped0phile?" Predator: "I most certainly can. I am a hebephile." Judge: "Case dismissed."
@midnytemassacre
@midnytemassacre 2 года назад
Law is different than basic language, lol, but I get your point.
@arronbenit5660
@arronbenit5660 2 года назад
The law dont care what you're attracted to. They care about the people you hurt
@firefly9838
@firefly9838 2 года назад
@@arronbenit5660 just be real careful not to hurt them then.
@catchthewind8563
@catchthewind8563 2 года назад
That's when we bring out the shotguns right?
@Waffle___House
@Waffle___House 2 года назад
This might be surprising to hear, but it’s not illegal to be a pedophile in any of the 50 states
@Shiro_Kuma432
@Shiro_Kuma432 Год назад
"I promise this goes well.." Goes well indeed.. 🤣🤣🤣
@eunoia3926
@eunoia3926 Год назад
Indeed🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@christiananderson6761
@christiananderson6761 4 месяца назад
This is one of the best jokes of the generation
@DOCvip808
@DOCvip808 10 месяцев назад
I lose it every time he said "just hear me out..." "Wait..." "Just give me one second..." 😂
@maximilianoluera6679
@maximilianoluera6679 10 месяцев назад
“I promise this goes well” 😭
@geekofsteal
@geekofsteal 10 месяцев назад
Let him cook!
@nekomaru5893
@nekomaru5893 10 месяцев назад
I mean...you kinda have to. Nowadays everyone is so easily offended🙄🤣
@DOCvip808
@DOCvip808 10 месяцев назад
@@nekomaru5893 FACTS ugh so annoying
@michaelmoore4245
@michaelmoore4245 2 года назад
Ephebophile: “I like my women mature”
@volcanicfae
@volcanicfae 2 года назад
Children*
@asimsoo291
@asimsoo291 2 года назад
I mean its hard to find girls nowadays with iq higher than bodycounts
@KellyMartin0902
@KellyMartin0902 Год назад
But they still could see a pediatrician 🤣😂
@RokkieSparrow
@RokkieSparrow Год назад
@@volcanicfae teens*
@Deluxe_Virgo
@Deluxe_Virgo Год назад
@@RokkieSparrow teens r children
@Nyxx0010
@Nyxx0010 2 года назад
"technically speaking-" audience: funniest shit I've ever heard
@ekkehard8
@ekkehard8 2 года назад
They all already knew 😂
@wickedsistah4703
@wickedsistah4703 2 года назад
Every Disney Channel sitcom ever
@conspiracorn1437
@conspiracorn1437 2 года назад
Underrated
@ProtegeTrackz
@ProtegeTrackz 2 дня назад
Fam RISKED IT ALL FOR THAT DELIVERY 😂😂😂
@Thatreallyweirdkpopstan
@Thatreallyweirdkpopstan 10 месяцев назад
I love his body language, it makes the jokes 100 times better😭😭😭😭
@megamegamega
@megamegamega 10 месяцев назад
Gianmarco has the energy of a large exotic bird that speaks human languages, his physical movements, draw backs and freezes remind me of a cockatiel wooing its mate, and i mean that in the most adoring and complimentary way possible
@jerrys1
@jerrys1 10 месяцев назад
Autism
@Abwavey
@Abwavey 10 месяцев назад
Like he genuinely wants us to understand where he's coming from 😂😂
@Darkmaniak86
@Darkmaniak86 10 месяцев назад
i didn't even look at the name and thought "he's Italian"
@randomnameforarandomnerd8400
@randomnameforarandomnerd8400 2 года назад
hear me out: “predator”
@blackieblack
@blackieblack 2 года назад
He just wants to tell your kids about LGBTQP culture, he's EDUCATING them
@0creature0
@0creature0 2 года назад
@@blackieblack bro did you just say a pedo is a part of the lgbtq community
@johndoe39322
@johndoe39322 2 года назад
@@0creature0 I might be wrong about this but I think he Said that lgbtq people are predators not the other way around
@0creature0
@0creature0 2 года назад
@@johndoe39322 bro I need an explanation how a member of a community of age attracted to another member of a community of age is a predator
@johndoe39322
@johndoe39322 2 года назад
@@0creature0 I'm not saying what I think I was just waking in on what the guy you responded to said
@maroelsanpedro6299
@maroelsanpedro6299 2 года назад
"Here, officer. This man right here"
@teodaron7804
@teodaron7804 2 года назад
Good lord i haven’t lolled in a while
@alehlete830
@alehlete830 2 года назад
Cringe
@eliesaade23
@eliesaade23 2 года назад
@@alehlete830 lifeless
@sevionus80
@sevionus80 2 года назад
"Okay, this man hasn't done anything illegal, goodbye."
@smileyhappyface5864
@smileyhappyface5864 2 года назад
@@alehlete830 L comment.
@lewisguapo
@lewisguapo Месяц назад
Drake responding to Kendrick be like...
@phoenix8984
@phoenix8984 Год назад
Minecraft RU-vidrs explaining that they're not pedophiles after getting caught red-handed grooming 13 year old girls be like.
@Flat_Earth_Addy
@Flat_Earth_Addy Год назад
I don't get it.
@lakshyasingh4114
@lakshyasingh4114 Год назад
@@Flat_Earth_Addydream a Minecraft RU-vidr was caught doing this shit
@Flat_Earth_Addy
@Flat_Earth_Addy Год назад
@@lakshyasingh4114 No. That's not even possible.
@gamer9smith
@gamer9smith Год назад
@@Flat_Earth_AddyWhat do you mean by that? Also tf is your username
@dendooz1059
@dendooz1059 Год назад
​@@lakshyasingh4114Source?
@blackgold2521
@blackgold2521 2 года назад
He's so right b/c I was side-eyeing all that.
@wolfdeathnogames5314
@wolfdeathnogames5314 2 года назад
his ending note makes you realize why he was explaining it that way to begin with and either gives you the ooooooh or outright laughter of the absurdity that he nailed it perfectly
@anotherperson6934
@anotherperson6934 2 года назад
@@wolfdeathnogames5314 lmao, that was me. I was side eyeing him. After his finish, I laughed do damn hard, even though I knew there were separations between adolances, pre pubescent, etc.
@wolfdeathnogames5314
@wolfdeathnogames5314 2 года назад
@@anotherperson6934 I did not know any of this till he explained it and my first thought before he clarified the makes you sound like a pedo to state this was like why does he know this >.> face and then I bursted out laughing when he said the punchline
@ET-rq2fg
@ET-rq2fg 9 месяцев назад
The discord moderator argument
@marietailor3100
@marietailor3100 6 месяцев назад
Ooooof! Savage 💀
@AlexMoises
@AlexMoises 3 месяца назад
and when you try reply you're banned
@Rottypops
@Rottypops 22 дня назад
Michael Jackson been real quiet since this dropped 💀
@JLthatCracka352
@JLthatCracka352 Год назад
Now THIS is funny, bc the whole time I was thinking, "this dude sounds like an everything-o-phile" 🤣🤣😭😭
@westonlord4214
@westonlord4214 Год назад
Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️
@JLthatCracka352
@JLthatCracka352 Год назад
@@westonlord4214 AMEN. ❤🙏🏻🙌🏻✝️🙌🏻🙏🏻❤
@lemonadeinmyveins9078
@lemonadeinmyveins9078 Год назад
​​​@@westonlord4214 May Kkivewa, lord of nature and father of men, creator of trees and the spirits that walk amongst them, (blessed be), fill your heart with grace and harmony. 🦌🙏🌲🌲 May your god bless you and give you the intellect you need to stop trying to preach your cult to others, friend.
@randomised3818
@randomised3818 Год назад
These "preachers" are really getting out of hand in youtube now
@cact-ow3771
@cact-ow3771 Год назад
@@randomised3818 yeah they need to chill and go pray by themselves offline
@ashlynboone_
@ashlynboone_ 10 месяцев назад
“🤌🏻Technically🤌🏻 speaking” 😂😂😂
@007_Sun_Tzu
@007_Sun_Tzu 10 месяцев назад
Not the right gesture my man
@THP999
@THP999 10 месяцев назад
​@007_Sun_Tzu what does it refer to? I thought, oh that's what those are for.
@pinofumantino1241
@pinofumantino1241 2 года назад
*Starts to gesticulate* Me, an Italian: "Apes toghether strong"
@flaskhjertako
@flaskhjertako 2 года назад
Me, an Italian: ah! A man of culture! 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
@thetradeking657
@thetradeking657 2 года назад
To the moon!
@exmarxgames
@exmarxgames 2 года назад
This made me laugh the hardest
@aelacross8015
@aelacross8015 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@mosiarmstrong
@mosiarmstrong 2 года назад
Lmfao you're a fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@DoctorDucky250
@DoctorDucky250 4 месяца назад
This is the joke that introduced me to Gianmarco. It's a masterclass of wittiness and delivery.
@benjaminmosher4228
@benjaminmosher4228 2 года назад
I've said for a while, pedophile is not typically the accurate term, so I'd just say preditor, glad to know the exact term now. Gonna go myself canceled wish me luck
@mohammadwaled409
@mohammadwaled409 2 года назад
There are a tons of pedophiles on Twitter you'll be fine
@MisterEbu
@MisterEbu 2 года назад
Lmao preditor Edit : I can’t spel
@MillieEyelash14
@MillieEyelash14 2 года назад
The fact that you didn’t even spell predator correctly 💀💀
@rafhaelgonzales1372
@rafhaelgonzales1372 2 года назад
@@MisterEbu predditor
@HunterTheSimp
@HunterTheSimp 2 года назад
@@rafhaelgonzales1372 this is the word for the evolved form of a typically redditor it’s fine
@Dino-lv8eo
@Dino-lv8eo 2 года назад
I've seen this 5 times different times and I still crack up even though I know the punch line. The delivery is just so clean
@myklelara
@myklelara 2 года назад
The delivery is everything here. It’s so good!
@viswaprasanna941
@viswaprasanna941 2 года назад
It really is. His movements and intonations and even Impromptu remarks to the audience are meticulously crafted. Tremendous delivery.
@norbertomoran4575
@norbertomoran4575 2 года назад
Because couching truth with comedy is brilliant.
@koreankid8898
@koreankid8898 2 года назад
Delivery is flawless
@mbirbaamuasi
@mbirbaamuasi 2 года назад
Same here. He did an excellent job!
@luisv8887
@luisv8887 2 года назад
man, his delivery is so good!
@polarpanda649
@polarpanda649 2 года назад
Nice 100 likes I'm your 100th
@aur9035
@aur9035 Год назад
How do you have good delivery
@jariah420
@jariah420 Год назад
@@aur9035 just having confidence, talking clearly and smoothly, having good timing
@aur9035
@aur9035 Год назад
@@jariah420 yeah when i said that, I was asking about good timing specifically. How do you train good timing, ik it usually just comes to you naturally but i want to improve it by getting some tips first
@salvadorfuentes8880
@salvadorfuentes8880 Год назад
​@@aur9035 you gotta read the crowd, the mood, the body language and write good stuff and prepare well. Source: I'm a clown
@SoccerBoyAP
@SoccerBoyAP 13 дней назад
People don't like nuance because it exposes uncomfortable truths that most people have about very detailed things in their lives that they don't publicize.
@kaibotuckerton7045
@kaibotuckerton7045 2 года назад
Proof that when you are in an argument and don’t know what to say that you just start correcting their grammar Edit: I was just making a joke can we stop digging deep into this
@IM2MERS
@IM2MERS 2 года назад
You forgot the period.
@butwhatif2489
@butwhatif2489 2 года назад
@@IM2MERS Damn, imagine taking 4 days and 21 hours to realize they forgot the period.
@nour3660
@nour3660 2 года назад
Now nobody will forget to include the period 😂.
@PaulinaGnecco
@PaulinaGnecco 2 года назад
I mean... They do know what to say....... he's explaing it
@tale7955
@tale7955 2 года назад
@@butwhatif2489 I mean, the christian church took around 6 centuries...
@sashacurcic1719
@sashacurcic1719 Год назад
The reason why it's hard not to sound like a pedophile is because every guy I've ever spoken to who clarifies these distinctions ends up hitting on teenage girls. So like...
@egg_2705
@egg_2705 Год назад
That's it that's the joke
@Loganxmusic9339
@Loganxmusic9339 Год назад
Because those terms are made up by pedophiles, to try to not sound like pedophiles
@sashacurcic1719
@sashacurcic1719 Год назад
@@egg_2705 Right...super funny.
@NationalHooeyLeague
@NationalHooeyLeague Год назад
​@@sashacurcic1719 it was! Glad you agree :)
@raidzeromatt
@raidzeromatt Год назад
*Chris Delia pauses note taking and looks around suspiciously*
@confusedindividual
@confusedindividual 7 месяцев назад
Honestly, this might be the best setting to explain the difference
@HunterLee-m8f
@HunterLee-m8f 16 дней назад
There's no difference between a 12 year old and a 14 year old there both minors. This just isn't even funny it's just unsettling..
@madpumpkingames4803
@madpumpkingames4803 16 дней назад
as a joke or in a psychology class.
@AsianIdiots323
@AsianIdiots323 16 дней назад
@@HunterLee-m8f The difference is they're 2 years apart and there's different terminologies for crossing specific age ranges. It's both equally illegal but being scientifically correct isn't "no difference" lol
@henrixrahe
@henrixrahe 16 дней назад
@@HunterLee-m8fbut there sure is between a 6 year old and a 17 year old bro 😂😂
@dariusburr3929
@dariusburr3929 16 дней назад
​@@HunterLee-m8f2 years
@anthonytaylor4720
@anthonytaylor4720 6 дней назад
That joke was perfectly executed
@heyheyhey40
@heyheyhey40 5 месяцев назад
The joke was so perfect. And we were all sweating a bit along with him in the discomfort of it all. Thank God for the comic relief. 😂
@DesireeBergschneider
@DesireeBergschneider 4 дня назад
Noooooo.... but... fir real..
@fleesch
@fleesch День назад
there is no joke here. he is only stating facts? what do you think is the joke?
@reganh5223
@reganh5223 2 года назад
I mean, this excuse would never hold up in court, but it’s a funny joke. 😂
@tjoloi
@tjoloi 2 года назад
Except it does. The law makes a difference between pedophilia (children) and statutory rape (minors over the age of 12).
@smallone2351
@smallone2351 2 года назад
The court is literally the only place where people care about the difference
@mspaint93
@mspaint93 2 года назад
@@smallone2351 Lmao I was gonna say as much
@e.458
@e.458 2 года назад
@@smallone2351 I don't know. We have old men ogling girls in their late teens everywhere. Noone is trying to call the cops on them like on single men enjoying their lunch break sitting on a park bench near a playground. Rich men leaving their wives for barely legal girls is kind of a tired stereotype. I think those men are disgusting, but there's no public outrage. I don't think that developmentally, there's any difference between her being 17 3/4 and having just turned 18, even if it makes a huge difference legally. If she was 4, however ...
@4u1004me
@4u1004me 2 года назад
@@tjoloi statutory rapist doesn’t sound much better than pedofile
@Hwkman4
@Hwkman4 10 месяцев назад
Dude, this is peak delivery!
@Dgamer2094
@Dgamer2094 28 дней назад
His body language and hand movement is basically tell me you Italian without telling me you italian.
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