an unhinged deep dive into colleen hoover books 

Towels Washington:)

Acrylic Paint 😌😌my nickname is Cry Edit: okay I didn’t get to the breakdown of what makes a good CHMCN so I will change mine to Acrylic Beckham

@@alalehfarahmand6306 YES Towels Washington!

Is Cinnamon Jones the sister of Samantha Jones? Silly question cuz I know the answer is yes

MMC is Wood Wilson and he’s a lumberjack

i know 🙃

But I watched the whole video yesterday and it seemed Completely fine for YT. There's so much worse on here. I guess RU-vid/Google hated the books as much as we did

@@1989TaylorsVersiom seriously. parents are worried about their kids having unrestricted internet access when Colleen hoover is r0tting their brains much more than anything on here lol ( that is an exaggeration but I’d say her books are just as bad, if not worse sometimes )

It's giving 9 yr olds writing Lemons on Wattpad lol

@@aa_batterybloomin1305 I mean pre-teens on AO3 write better fics than a literal grown woman😭

NOOO

I was literally like "wait isn't that the incest one?" and then I was confused bc carley didn't mention it and I thought I had fever-dreamt that part lol

same

Wait WHAT I don’t remember that!! ETA ok nvm step siblings

""theyre so big" we both laughed at our sons big balls" @@uncarley

we all love a good lobotomy literature read!

That’s so fcking accurate 😂😂😂 I read my first CH book last week because the curiosity was killing me. However, after reading it, I’m certain it killed some part of my brain. I feel genuinely less intelligent after consuming it. 😂 it’s wattpad fiction for adults. It’s junkfood reading.

And it could almost be the name of one of her protagonists. A librarian, of course

@@smolexfundie6458literally me when I previewed a CH book on google and it was worse than a pick me harry styles wattpad

is wattpad for people that never read wattpad or never left wattpad

Stop it coz this made me snort I can’t with this woman 😂😂😂

I was eating a muffin and snorted and now crumbs are everywhere. Thanks a lot Colleen.

I AM LEVITATING WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT HELP 😭😭

@Glitchibo DUDE THIS MADE ME CACKLE

Who names their kid Benton ?

NO

What is pacing and tone? Collen Hoover sure doesn't know.

I was looking for this comment. Thank you for your service ❤

I told my gf about the balls scene in this book, all while crying from laughing so hard, and all she said was, “NICE!”

While I agree with your criticism for the most part, it is accurate that when parents have newborn baby boys the anatomy is discussed. We’ve had 3 and it’s a common conversation 😂 as well as among my friends who have had boys. 🤷‍♀️

so true

Every BAD Wattpad writer, I‘d like to add 😔

Hey, some of us genuinely get better and move to AO3

@emiliapawny4746 I mean I’m not a writer but I have since moved to Ao3 so I like to think I’ve gotten better

​@@emiliapawny4746i moved to ao3 2 years ago.. i have no idea how i survived with only wattpad for so long

the world would simple implode

Yeah I wanted to hear more about Reminders of Him bc I had never heard of that book before and I wanna see what that abusive relationship is like.

this is a joke… right? what the fuck

This is actually hilarious

Lmao what even is this book wtf

Doesn’t her son also have SA allegations…..

​@@annalabs3519not sure whether this is true or not, but that's her son's shit, not hers. Don't blame women for men's behaviour

Yeah, her having been a social worker doesn't mean she was a particularly sensitive one, y'know? This is purely speculation, but we don't know if maybe she draws on former clients' cases for material, and if she does we don't know to what extent. I'd be so upset if I learned that someone had taken my trauma and spun it as a romance (for profit, no less)! That said, as someone with trauma who is surrounded by other traumatized people, I understand how getting bits and pieces of it all out can be cathartic, as would framing it in a way that makes her/her readers feel like they're in control of the situation even if that framing is detrimental in the long run. I've read some Hoover-level drama in my time, and sometimes it helps me process bad stuff somehow. P.s.: I hope this comment doesn't come across as disparaging of social workers, counselors, advocates, etc! Most of the ones I've worked with are wonderful and have saved me during my lowest points. I salute you all!

@@taylordee641 Your comment was very sensitive! I've been through trauma as well and while I've never read a Colleen Hoover book, I like dark romance. That genre would not have been particularly healthy for me when I was still "recovering" from being in and searching out toxic relationship but nowadays I enjoy it. If I was a decent writer, I'd probably write this stuff as well.

@@cerysjones1947 this is completely fair however the victim reached out to CoHo for help and she defended her son instead. That's crossing a line imo.

NEITHER WAS I

how about Jimmy Fallon?

Legitimately thought it was a joke at first :(

Others have surmised that she incorporated a token gay celebrity so she couldn’t be accused of being homophobic 🙄

I decided to pick up that book the week right after Ellen's allegations on her ab*se at work came out so imagine how caught off guard i was when i saw her name in that book 😭😭 I literally had to put it down and think about all my life decisions that lead up to me reading it

I had to look away 😭

women really are leaning in

@@GreenMayoMan69_ :)

i love rotting my brain

its such a good blanket excuse

this is the support i demand

@@uncarleycorrection: it’s the support you deserve, girlie

Amen.

thank you!

Same here 😂😂

SAME

les mis girls rise up

STOP

i am horrified

@@uncarley writing being turned on by horse shit shouldve ended her whole career on the spot that is criminal 😭

Wait what, i’m like 3 minutes in AND i’m new here

SCAT STOPPING BEING A TAG I ACTIVELY EXCLUDE WHENEVER I ENTER AO3???? IT FUCKING ENTERED MAINSTREAM NOW????

hahahaha i love that

as you should!

Me too!!!!!

Same, it's so fun.

alizee’s videos on coho give me so much life

me too 💀

Might just be me but Cinnamon Jones sounds like a cat name lol

WHAT!?

I believe their parents were actually married, but I could be wrong, but she does describe them as step siblings

Their parents are married, they’re step siblings💀💀

​@@rovenwarlock7702they announced their engagement right before miles told them rachel was pregnant 😭

Omg, I totally forgot about it

@@GivebackthescarfI don’t know who is applauding men for writing garbage like this. And clearly she is successful anyway.

​@Givebackthescarf i've never heard anyone applaud men for degrading representations. If anything, i hear a lot of ceitisism and joke; theres evwn the meme of "men writing women" because of that

yesss thank you

Same here

After watching this yesterday videos started popping up on my RU-vid home page. Young boys coming out against her. I couldn't even put the time in to it after what I heard in this video 😂😂😂

And I had no idea who she was and still don't and then she started popping up lol

As a Collen hooverphopic, I agree.

hahahaha at least your bonding over the pain

@@uncarley haha yup! We had a long conversation about it

I bought I because I thought it was going to be a mystery thriller book....but that is not what I ended up with 😭😭🖐️

@@madisong.7308 literally 😭my friend who despises CH recommended me this book and I was like “oh cool, thriller” but nOpE

hahaha thank you

we are living the same life😂

she's back now! the old video got taken down because of my vile mouth

​@user-zf9bo5op5h I had to really try to find a trace of this video cuz I was watching a ton of colleen reviews and lots of Carley's videos so I thought it was just my subconscious mixing em together 😅

RIGGHT

@@Givebackthescarfcolleen hoover ghost account

​@@Givebackthescarf how do you not get the icks oh my gosh

@@Givebackthescarftay got over the scarf you should get over this comment because it’s speaking nothing but factsss I like Colleen Hoover but this is still weird yk

And then the other girl bites over the same teeth marks! Unhinged beaver play

What the fuck did I just read 😭

That is crazy

Right? I was like… tell me you never bit into wood without telling me you never bit into wood

hahaha

Now she's rich! Wild!

As someone who has never had her Watt pad phase, I still hate her.

this is so kind!

​@@uncarleyI mean it. Girls day anytime you want. Shoot we can invite all us UnCarley fans. It would be a blast. I realize now how lonely I actually am that it would be so fun to meet up and chat about books. Oh my life.💙💙💙

A parasocial queen

im being SILENCED

@@uncarley Oprah found dead in a ditch

hahaha

NOO

they were never actually related tho

Her books just smell of 2013 Harry styles fanfic

Like I genuinely can read better written and composed literature for free on ao3 written by a phd student

yes absolutely they look GOOOD

It's because they market them towards young adult audiences as "romances" and young adults have no notion what a healthy relationship is like (I'm speaking from experience, I would've loved this crap if I was 13)

@@gabrielaharries8149 I definitely had a healthy notion of what a relationship is. I hated toxic romances when I was a teen ( except Twilight ofc)

no they r so tacky

literally all her books seem UNHINGED

@@uncarleygirl they are 😭 it would be funny if u know there wasn’t all the ~romanticising of abuse~

@@aislingkennelly850 I NEED to know the story line. Villianise CH's writing as much as possible and call that book shitty please, when you tell me the storyline 'cause I'm a #cohohater to my core

@@daidipyaa omg so basically the book literally starts off with an assault scene (massive TW for that and it’s continuous throughout the book ew) then u learn it’s about a girl called Sloan which is actually a pretty name but anyway and she lives with her bf who’s a drug dealer and she puts up with him and his awful abuse to save her brother who’s sick and she has no source of income 😭 then she’s basically “rescued” by an undercover detective and they start a secret relationship but it’s just so badly written it’s unbearable and there’s no connection to the characters i just hated it so much lmaooo i feel like the actual story had potential but CoHo has zero writing skills and continues to prove that with all of her books❤️ there’s so much unnecessary violence and assault it really added nothing to the story, i’m all for authors writing about dark and even taboo topics if they do it correctly, but she does not. last thing i’ll say is i hated the unnecessary violence against Sloan because it felt like we the readers are meant to root for her relationship with the detective guy who “saves” her, but she’s been so abused and all the men are so awful besides mr. detective that i’m like of course she’s going to like him he’s the only “decent human” in the story, but he still has a position of power over her and abuses that… and don’t even get me started on the lack of female characters and if there are any they’re seen as “competition” unless we’re explicitly told they’re not like the detectives work partner 😭😭 this is such a long comment so i hope it answers your question lol!!

May i ask what it’s about ? I’ve seen it a lot and I’m curious

@@iris_0404 It’s about a couple who get attacked and shot at their home by the guy’s obsessive ex-girlfriend. (The ex-girlfriend is shot in self-defense and dies on the spot) When the couple is saved, the girl (Layla) is not her usual self and she’s very anxious (well I wonder why the girl’s been shot and almost killed!) and the guy is just bored with her and cannot stand her anxiety. At the same time, a spirit called Willow appears at their home and starts to communicate with the guy asking for his help to figure out why she is trapped in that house and whether she’s dead or stuck in between or whatever..he allows the spirit to take over Layla’s body when Layla goes to sleep and starts to communicate with it through Layla’s body, and he falls out of love with Layla and gives no shits about her, gaslights her when she’s thinking that something’s wrong with her body and she’s not sleeping enough, ties her to the bed when she finds out what he’s been doing with Willow, and abuses her..all this because he falls in love with Willow (the spirit).. Spoiler Turns out Willow had been Layla’s soul trapped outside of a body while the embodied Layla was his ex-girlfriend’s soul taking over Layla’s body..all this justifies what he’s done to Layla and the abuse he’s led her through because wow turns out she is Willow and they are soulmates!!

im so happy to help

im so happy to save you the time

wow thank you so much i love posting new videos that have never been seen

literally same

REAL I was saving it for my lunch break yesterday and I had to eat my pasta while watching someone else on RU-vid

literally googling them was traumatizing enough

the video got age restricted so only people 18 and up could view because of my potty mouth so I reedited it

​@@uncarley I was joking you know we all just finished watching it for the 2nd time. I figured it was RU-vid or mean comments by how the video started. So I commented exactly what I did yesterday. ❤

oh no baby are you okay?

SAME! i love suspense and a good pulpy popular book but the writing needs to be theree

BENTON

@@uncarley Benton James Kessler…

idk if my brain cells can take it but i might have to

Yes please ❤❤❤

cinnamon jones will live forever

the ditch pile will FOREVER grow

May you share? What had she done. I wanna know

YES

im glad!

hahaha thank you

the video got age restricted because of my potty mouth so I re-editied it!

Lol nooo! Glad it's back!! I was on the edge of my seat!

the covers look good!

we're back baby!

noooo

wow! so brand new and never seen before!